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Fudchain u doin it wrong.
dis nawt da furst tiem dat da mouse trikked u.
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“DOGGPILE”
Izz notta gog, idjit!
Congrats on de nawt-seccund!!
Wi still niid music for danses!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb4Sf-EuPXk
Will dis do?
Conga ratz u loshunz, BGee 4 ur nawt sekkund! Gud jawb!
Fangz Aahz! Fangz CA Dave
Az piktr shoes, iz trioomp ob aeg ober cyootie
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AND we haz a Winner!
Michelle yew wrestlin cowntdoun whir inna tye an nawt wun purrson offurred yew drinkses oar a danse. (Maebee teh rat skairt tehm?)
Wii cud awl sing/danse Teh Farmr ent teh Deli, but wii wud have tew ririte ett… Ai’m shore “teh kitteh taeks teh rat” dint meen shii tuuk ett foar a kitteh bak ryde.
Con rat U late shuns Michelle. You is tie-dyed for nawt seccund, but seams like few of duh cheezpeeps regulumors notissed. I lurkz mor dan I posts, but you should had drinks and danses ub yur chois. An in dis case, a fancee belt or meddal for wins of der match.
Thanks, guys…
*In elegant voice*
I’ll take a pink martini an aCHEEZburger, pls
Wun pink martuna adn teh spezshall “haz zactly wut yew liek (adn nuffin yew doan)” cheezburger!!
*clink*
Cheerioz tew manee moar!!
Ratz. Ai iz pinnd.
At leest iz not da 1.5 tonne rat dey fownd fossilz of.
TR00!!
Taht maeks teh capyburro luuk tinee!
uglee rat,
ur doin it rite.
Rat iz not uglee! Rat iz cyoot! Rats iz nize!
Roland Rat cudn’t sing tho.
no i liek teh rats. but dat wun iz defnitly uglee.
i liek rats wif hayrs on dems bodees.
oh deer. dis sposed to be reply to cookbooksrus’ commint, liek waaaay up der at teh top.
uv cors. an naaooo it werks.
Ai wants a kitteh-bak ryde!!
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U shud re-caption that.
Cheez n Mice!!!! s a RAAAT!! Geddin teh car!!!!1
Cheez n Mice????!! FTW!!! LOL!
I druther hab deh cheez n crakkerz.
Kthkzbai.
tee, hee, hee!
’spesshully considerin last picshure.
*o*
Datz wun hevvee mows…..
He ain’t hevvee…
♫♪…heeez mai brudda…..♫♪
mai brudda by anudder mudder
Hym-lik minoovur
ur doin it rong
……………ZING………………..
Rat-lik minoovur.
…………….Ewwwwwwwwwwww…………
Itz a Vulkan Mind Meld
Nooo, den ratz lern kitteh secreetz an kitteh lern rat secreetz! Teh interspeecheez balnce be owt uff wak!
Heer’s anudder catshun frum dis pikshur frum dais gone bai.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/06/wrong/#comments
HALP! DEREZ A RAT AWN MAI CAT!
Reepicheep:wut awr yur last wurds, Telmarine?
Caspian: Yur a mowse!
Reepicheep: ai wuz hoepin foar sumfing a liddle moar imaginative…
*sy*
ai wunt teh burgerz bak. ai iz feelin ignored tewdae…
ai kan haz lurv?
luvs luvs luvs}}}}Werdycan{{{{{ luvs luvs luvs
aw, fanks, eeck! ai still wish teh burgerz were bak, tho! letz yu noes hao much ebbrywun lubbs yu!
Ohai werdy♥♥♥♥♥ and how about some bubbles?☺○☼☺○☼☺○☼☺○☼Yay! nawt secund tiem ai did it!
yayz! sum peeps akshoolee do reed mai commints!
Ub corse we du. Yu saw moobee? wuz az gud az yu wantz it tu be? owr nyewzpapur dint gib berry gud revyew. sed it cud hab bin dun mush bedder.
iz nd ub dai heer fur me . tata.
nyte, gma!
teh mooby wuz gud, but it didn’t follow teh book reel well.
adn Susan shmooched Caspian at teh end
Well…who wuddent smooch hims ??? Ai iz probbibly owld enuf to be hiz….uhh..slightly older sistyr…and ai wuld do it !
but hez myn, ai tellz yu! MYN!1!1!!1
Oh,okayz……ai lieks de matoor man beddur,anyhoo…..
Harrison Ford,anyone
Mee too – eben Pawl Noomin iz still teh yummy!
{{{{{{{{{Miss Lucy}}}}}}}}}
ai heerd nawt menny revyoourz lyked Indy taht mush. ahz yu seen it?
Nawt yet…ai liek to wayt for deh 2nd week ub a moovie.
gibb me my Prince obber yur Indy enny dae!
Aisle seez yor Prince and raze yu 1 Indy an a Robt Redfurd…
*dashes thru an steels bofe teh Indy AND teh RR*
KAFLEEN! Yoo shud put thoz guise bak!! *snert*
But – waht about Legolas??? Did ebreebuddee furgit about Legolar awlreddee??
Oar Jonnnee Depp in “Chocolat?”
Oar Luke Skywalker in “A NOO HOPE?” Befoar teh trajic accsident taht spoiled hiz reelee gud noze!
I will haz a Legolas, wif a side uv Aragorm, plzthx!
ai iz still purrfektly happitayl wif mai Caspian!
*grabs a spray fan Justin Kayse teh heet maykz mee start tew faynt agin*
I awlwaz reeds da commentz jus dat iz on sos late dat sumtymes I jus lurk….
momcat
Sillie Wendychan!! Ov CORSE we reed yur commints! An we offen smyol wif delite at the cyoot an funnee an offen astoot (mai bad) things yoo say!
*sigh* if awnlee we had teh voating burgers – yoo wud see it fur yurself.
Heerz cheezburgerz in a bigger bun
*clappin foofee pawz fer Werdycnan*
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Dat beddur?
yesh, mush beddur, fank yu nightshayde!
ai seed teh hawt Prince Caspian tewdae. talked awl abowt it awl teh yahoo cheezfrenz.
ai dunt noes wai, but ai awlwae feelz tyured adn thotful aftur seein a mooby in teh feeatur, adn taht sumtymes leevs me feelin depressed.
Nuffin sayz “luv” moar dan a trillin tribble. Heer u go Werdycnan. *hands a basket of tribbles to Werdycnan* N e wun else needin sum luv tudai?
oh! fank yu Tribble! but nao ai haz a problim. wut am ai gunna doo wif elebintee billion…no, mayk taht trillion tribblolz?
oh noes…iz quadrillion nao!
Whut r u feedin dem???
uh…graym? dunt wurry, derez no poysun, cuz itz nawt orinj
Woah! Eye hoaps dey doant repro, reprodu, mayke moar tribbles dat fast! U haz tu spread da luv tu udders. Gib a tribble tu ebriwun u c! But not clingons! If dere be a passin starship, beem sum ober tu dem wit owt tellin dem! U mayke frens fast. Dey doant no how fast de reprp..mayke moar tribbles till dey owt uff your qwadrant uff da galixcee. U passin a planet? Beam sum down tu dipherent areaz. Ebree wun at whurld peaz fur a short tyme whyle dey playin wit da tribbles.
Saw sum tribbles aht deh Star Trek eggsperience in Lost Wages….wishes ai had gotted sum,nao!
Eye RILLI want tu go dere sum dai! Wuz it nize? Dat wood be da onli reezon eye wood go tu Lost Wages. Izz it worf da trip juss fur dat?
duz Worf eet teh tribblolz?
Nah. But ai lyke teh fack taht teh Klingawn werd foar tribble iz yiH!!
ai suggest yu tryz tew avoyd Mr. Worf, Tribble
It wuz nawt a large playce,but wuz kewl! Dere is a bar/restyrant called “Quarks”,an if yu sitz aht deh bar you can watch dem make deh drinkees dat smoke & bubbul.Ai had a “Borg Sphere”,which wuz green & nommy!Byg ennuf for 3 peeps! Hazza “museum” wif allotta info & props.
Ai iz nawt a big trekkie but waz still kewl!
Mye famblee r bigg trekkies! Sounz phunn.
Mai baws jess gotz bak frum Lawst Wajes. He tuk himz famblee 2 da Star Trek egg-speeriuns. He sez it wuz reelee kewl! He sed he seen Borgz wandrin rownd da plays, n dey had simil… simyoo… fake battlz yoo cood heer awlmoast liek u wuz awn uh reel ship. I wantz 2 go dere sumdai….
I wundurz ifn teh Borgz haz aksudint wif da daree produks in da kichinz wood dey be …
(tribyoot to LCB)
… Cheezborgerz
(sowee LCB – ur punnee dyspuzishun muss b catchin…)
Deh Star Trek speariense in Lost Wages b awsum!
Even my huzbin, hoo iz NAWT teh trekkee fan wuz lubbing it! wii gotzted tue wawking across deh Enterprise bridge and ride in deh shuttle kraft.
Dat sownz so kewl. Ai can has bissit to Lawst Wages? Is bery bery phar frum heer – ai needs transporter rm.
lotsa lurv fer teh Werdycnan!!
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{{{{{Werdycnan}}}}}
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fanks, PB2K! otae, ai prolly haz tew go nao. ai haz ben awn foar mush lawnger tahn tew howrz. Dadcat wud haz a fit if he wuz home
Ai haz 2 go nao,too….haz to be aht werk earlee!
Gud nite & lotz o’luvs,cheezfrenz!
EEE! I luvs Reepicheep!
I liked de espreshun on de fayc ufv de kat inda kassel.
“Dis wuz nawt how it sposed to go….”
adn wen teh gai kumz in adn fyndz teh kitteh awl tyed up, teh kitteh iz lukkin at himz lyke, “Halp, plz?”
Iz Aslan a cheezfriend an’ duz he post lols?
Aslan iz teh Grayt Cheezfren.
*wisspurrz* (he’z akchooly Ceiling Cat, yu noes!)
If I were a Narni-ist,
I would take offense at this.
PS — ha ha, I started in the MIDDLE this time!
Narni-ist?
C. S. Lewis ment foar Aslan tew represent Jesus (nawt being a troll, just staytin facts). Adn heer, Jesus adn God etc., awr awl represented bai CC. ai wuz a liddle offended wen ai heerd abowt CC being God, but ai haz reelyzed itz awl fun.
Oh, I know that. Anyway it sounds like you’re picking up what I’m laying down.
Wat in teh heck iz goin on wif hims whiskers?
He wuz in a hurry, he forgot to brush.
Wizzkerz kirlee frum awl da druggz hee did inna 60’s!
Warnin fur da kiddeez: doant due drugz!
Deeze r ur whiskers.
Diz iz ur whiskers on drugz.
Enny kwestions?
Ai haz a kwestion…..what iz deh air speed velocytee uv an unlaytent swallow ??
Afikan or Uropeean?
Wha?….ai downt know deh answer to….aaahhhhhh!!
Curlee whiskers r nuffin to b shamed ov.
U hasta noe deez fingz 2 b keeng…
Blue
hei, wii *awl* haz a bad hare dai sumtimez…
Ummm, cheshirepat, dat’s a rat, nawt a BunBun.
Rat, Rabbit, dey bofe begyn wiv R.
N dey bowf gotz sharp poyntee teefs!
*ff* *ff*
An’ thu numbyr ov thy cowntink shall be three…
How about 2?
Tu shall not be cownted except in that it shall come before thrii. (Book Of Armaments).
wun, too, five!
Free, sur!
how bout 4 den?
Dow showt nawt kownt 2 foar.
Faiv iz rite owt.
akchully, himz wiskees gawt frizzled—bin hangin owt neer opun flaem ob sum soart. Wii hadda kitteh hoo useded tew sit awn teh gas stoav coz ob teh pylut lyte, an wen sumwun terned awn teh berner, her wiskees gawt frizzleded tew.
Eeek! Dere’s a rat on mah stove!
Quick, get onna frigeadaytor!
(Yez, eye no dere iz no lion. But eye dint say nuffin bout a car!)
OMCC, itz a rat, gett onna frige?
taybul?
chair?
cownter?
Upp hi offa da floor!
Ai’z nawt Eeck, ai’z altosinger! (hee hee!)
uh, Eeck? yu bedder git down heer. Romeow stoled yur identitee adn gayb it tew altosinger!
****hummphhhh****
Dat Romeow iz outta controls too-nite.
Ai fink sumbudde needz to go to deh Nawty barn!
Aisle goe… hab sum ironin….
irinin, huh? wellz, have fun…irinin
…she said, ironically.
*;heddesk*
…she said, um, ummmm… hyermmmmmmm… with her head on her desk…?
“Adn tahtz wen ai shot him, yur honor”
Hee’s rilli just tryin tu learn u tu cook. Watch owt, hee mai bring hizz frenz. Den u haz hole kitchin ful uff rattattooies!
but…but he’z nawt…he’z nawt BLOO! Remy iz BLOO! lyke teh T-Rex
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/16/tee-reck-iz-bloo-bloo-hahaha/#comments
ai try it agin (prolly wunt werk, tho. stoopy weerdpress!)
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/16/tee-reck-iz-bloo-bloo-hahaha/#comments
Hee gawtted wawshed in teh rong tempuchur wadder an gawt awl fayded.
Poar lil kitteh…
Sapryze rodint butseks!
One-two-three!
And Rat takes the gold medal for Rodentland.
Kitteh will have to be content with the silver.
And, dis iz y iz bedder to hab small jockeys.
I meen fur horsies.
Mos horsies go commando. Does jockeys hav tite ‘lastic
Luks liek tietee whitees wif a grey muskle shurt.
Kitteh says: “Wait till I getz mah Hanes on U!”
Romeow….yu iz on fyre tonite !!!
watch owt foar yer wiskers…
Iz awl fun and gaems till kitteh grows up.
Ndeed!!
Rattattooie tryin tu teech kitteh tu cook!
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Ai lieks dat wun!!!
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w00t, w00t, w00t!
@@@@@ !! I lubbed dat moovie! Grayt kommint!
Moooooom!!! Dis mowsie bakpak yew got meh is tew darn big!!! HALP!!!
Mameh! Dis too big too nom! Mah food-it pwns me!
ohai, kafleen. go tew teh yahoo cheezfrenz syte. ai gayb a revyoo foar Prince Caspian awn dere.
I saw dat but not red it caws it has spoilerz, rite? an I not seed teh movie yet.
Hai Kafleen!! Wut’z teh werd?
Maeks me think of the Laura Ingalls Wilder buk wher theyre teeny teenty little kitten kild its furst mowse with some diffikulty, an Pa sed, “Who evur hurd of a cat-and-mowse fight?”
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Say, howscome the rattee has wigguly wiskerz?
Drugz…sees abuv….
Ai fink dat wuz “Little House On The Prairie”–came after “On the Shores of Silver Lake.” I haz red tehm awl…MENNY tymez!!
Meh too, meh too! I red them awl . . . luvs teh Laura Ingalls Wilder buks.
Is that a really big rat or a really teeny kitteh?
Yes.
No, we iz doin it right — frens iz not fud.
Oh noes. The rat avenger haz Kraze kitteh in a hedlukk! hao r kitteh get aut nao?
Lukkin bad fur kitteh! Rat avengur is wrestln veterun n not fall fur trick easy n dis is favurite move! Kan kitteh break it? vill Rat avengur remain de undefeeted champiun? an de fans r wiiiiiiild!!!11
kitteh iz just trikin rat. Juz waiz an see…
Told u.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1199024
it has been noted above, but wif sum kweshun about teh proper acshun to take. so, let me reiteri… reeitarat … says again,
cheezes twice, itza rat. get on teh
aeroplane
bureau
construction crane
d…
daytona raze trak
expwesswae
flite tew timbuktu
g…
grate big bawks in teh garridge
hatstand
ifell tower
j…
oh, wait, wut? Is carreed awn down dere. Huh. Moob along plz, nuffin to see heer.
*wisspurrz*
Uh, martoonie? yu just haz tew hit teh refresh buttin, just FYI
jugglolr
kownturtop
ladder
m…
ai jess wanz tew sey dat dis pikshur r *moar* gross dan de preeveeuhs wun.
ai DUN wan noe baot haninymuhls wut b nommin eechudder.
ai go back tew mai bubbel nao, kthnxbai.
galeas tew rotterdam
horseback
indian (mowtoar saikel)
Jaguar S-type (NAWT the big spotted type)
Karrousel
London Bridge
M…
my own 2 feetz (donut fail me now!!1!)
new york throooway (pay trolls)
ornithopter (is that a reel word?)
p…
Pase der floor (can chazes rats too)
Quit der buildingz (in case der rats chazes mai)
Race der rat
s….
pretty tawl bildin
qween elizzibeth teh seckund brijj (is a beeg hi brijj too – *shuddr*)
road to nowehr
s…
subway to uptown
throoway of love
uther side of teh street
v…
very tawl bildin
wunway tikkit to teh moon
xcellent public transport system (i.e. nawt teh Lundon wun, kthxplzstawpputtintehpricesupanmaektehtranesrunawntimebai)
y….
Ypsilanti main street to Lansing
Zeppelin (but nawt teh Hindenburg, plz)
ypsilanti FTW !!
LOL!! Really gud ‘Ys” ar nawt taht eezee to come by!! An waht a purrfeckt ABC to toss it in on!
But ai guess it shudda bin “EEST Lansing. Sorree!!
Heer in Meeshigun, where to sun iz nao UP, it’s still kwite cold! Tehy SAY teh weekedn shud be warmer. ai guess we’ll see about taht. Being in the fyoocher and all.
bonjour !! You are right about teh fyucher. Yew cud get a peek now if yew useded the time machine. Ai donut think it’s been tuned up for spring, tho.
Bonjour, mon cher Phillipe!
ai guess teh “bonjour” meens yur still in La Frawnce? ai hoep yoo ar having enuf tiem to be doing lots ov site-seeing! So much to see – SOOO liddle tiem!
Oh – an ai MENT to say – as soon as yoo ar bak – an get ebreething all bak in order at d’Beaker labs (did yoo see taht Mary O’ want to be dayting teh charming Igor?)
purrhaps yoo shud maek shur teh tiem masheen iz in gud werking order!
Ai’m hoepiing we will be abul to taek her out fur a spin – an see hoo noes waht!!:D
re: Igor. I admire him for his branes.
Himz nys gui, rite? N braynz 2. Nebber mynd de moobie.
the thing about Igor is that yew can admires him not only for his branes, but for many other peeplez branes as well
Gudz mornin,ebberybudde……finallee ayble to bizit todai….Very bizzy aht werk dis mornin (sew much for deh holidai weekund!)
Gud moarnin Janet – heer in TTI it is teh grey an teh clowdy an teh spitty wiv rane – but is a bank hollyday weekend, so is onlee to be eggspeckted.
Beyond Thunderdome, teh kitteh vershun: Meet Master Blaster!
Don worree babeh. I’ll pertect yoo.
Is mah fren not your kitteh
Hmm, seems da ICHC is actin erRATically dis week
Yea! Woo (re)moved owr cheez??
I iz hoaping fur a pickshure soon, b/c this is the last change I has to plai til Joon 2!
u leevin us leeza?
Goin on vacashun!
Stayin at hoem, trying to catch up on stuff… I has no intertubes at home rite now. I did think breeflee abowt gettin hooked up agin, so I cud still plai wif u guiz… but then I thot.. I’ll spend all day playin and nevver get ennything dun!
dat souns laik a good bacashun to mee!
Haz a gud vacashun, gurl! Spray yerself wif seltzer eberry now an tehn
Heer, take teh fur handkuffs – Justin Cayse.
but- Justin is mai boifrien! handz off!
well, has a gud time aways from werk!
Njoyz de vacashun, leeza-b! Hopes yu getz ebberyting dun dat yu wants, nd mohr!
Thx everrywun! I’ll litely *spritz* myselfs every wunce in a wile so I will feel like I iz still heer.
DK, u keeps the handkuffs for now… I think u is gettin more use owta them than I is!
Can sumwun wach teh skwirrlz for me? The idea uv leeving them unattended fur a week… iz kinda skeery!! If Booklion’s arownd she can duz it. If not… Maus… I is putting u in charge uv them. And I expects NO singed wiskers wehn I returns…..
Leeza-b!!
ai hoep yoo has a rillee gud tiem awn yur vacashun. We will awl miss yoo ov corse. Purrhaps yoo can uze a fren’z pewter an chek in nao an again.
AND – doo think ov getting it at hoam again! Tehn yoo can be behind awn ebree tdhing just laik so menee ov us!
I’ll taek caer ov dem. Petunia an B.R. is gud baby… um… I meen skwirrl sitters. An I dont meen dey will sit on teh skwirrlz.
*Whistles to the squirrels*
C’mon guize. Uncle Maus is gonna teech yoo hao to maek sooflays. No moer whippy creems fer yoo…
wut oh wut will I return too? I wud think Maus wud be familyar wif small rodint managmint….bein wun hisself. I hoap so…fur his sayke….
LOL Janet… I wud luv to… and then agin… I duznt get any werks dun at werks anymore… Im nawt shur how I cud manaj wifowt gettin anything dun at hoam too! LOL! Hoap u has a grate Memoriyal Dai! I will try to sneek on sumtime next week!
Not to worree, Leeza. Dey is in gud hands… um… I meen paws…
Ai fink teh mous is teh kittehs boss. Trying to keep his coworkurs daun.
What the F? english is lost on all of you// spelling gone, grammar gone..
at least you arent completely incomprehesible.
Cum plai wif us!!!
Teh Shining ref, FTW!
Cum plai wif us, Danny! Furebber . . . and ebber . . . and ebber
*evil toothsome grin*
MUOAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
*ehum*
dis no be de *ingerlish* langwich dip… dep… pleis.
dis be de hoam uv de lolcatspeekars – u is wantin de *next* doar.
hao menny trollz awr dere?
Congratulations, you’ve just made a first-rate ass of yourself! Here, let me just pin this toilet-paper ribbon upon your bare flesh.
Shame that WordPress doesn’t have a smiley icon for flipping some dillweed the bird.
*Snert*
Fanks teho
…*Sownds of wypin snoffee koffee!!!*
Capital E in “English”.
Period or colon after “you”.
Three dots in an ellipsis.
Capital A in “At”.
Apostrophe in “aren’t”.
N in “incomprehensible”.
(Ignoring rudeness and run-on sentence in informal writing.)
Is that enough spelling and grammar for you?
Play nice or go home.
Kthxbai.
There seems to be an “uck” missing, too.
Oh, but that’s not in proper English vocabulary.
Maybe it shoud stay missing … … … (yes, 3 ellipses)
Wat hee dun sed!
Seereeuslee, (*lolspeak off*) you really should have a better understanding of English spelling and grammar yourself before criticizing other’ English spelling and grammar. Otherwise, you simply place your ignorance on display for others laugh or shake their heads at.
(*lolspeak on*) It b bettur 2 b kwaiyit n b thot a fule, dan 2 speek n remoov awl dowt.
Ewpz … other’ = others’
(I can haz gud grammer n spaylin … n taipugrafficle eraz)
N agin … shood b “TO laugh or shake their heads at”
Mai keebored n I nawt b frinz 2dai…
Hmmmm, seams tu bees teh aminule vershun ov teh “Oudd Cuppel”;
Oar sume kynd ov simbyohsys;
That’s disgusting, you know what they’re ACTUALLY doing, right guys?
Mice take ovr! Wald domination!