Thnkx, kid,
Thnkx, kid, but dis iz NOT a good time!
stay bak kid. u dont want 2 maek a kangaroo mad.
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WTF!?!?!?!
OMG!!
It’s a free way!!! A free way Ty taht is.
Goin’ ridin’ on teh freeway of lub
Wind’s against our back
Konga rooz to u, smammie, gma, & Leeza b.
Duz wii dans 2 Ty Mii Kangaroo Down?
MJ! Yur making me LOLZ!!
Kangaroo bondage… we haz it??
LOL!! {{{{nightshayde}}}} Purrrrfekt!!
Splain 2 mii teh cyoot ob dis… plez?
I fink this is cawld ICHC Aftur Hours.
oh and anothur thing.. I think the men kangarooz hayte to be cawled ‘kyoot’ ennyway. It’z a macho thing.
*snert*
lolz!
Leeza-b! ai think yoo ar awn to sumthing.
Gurls ar cyoot.
Guise ar kyoot.
Sumhao – it maeks sense to mee.
Itz just deh Joey hoppin owt uv Momma powch.
I watches aminal plant.
iffin datz teh “joey”, juss weight til hymmz grohz upz 2 fitz hymm footsiez…
Cween mite be rite but duz luk moar grafik dan we espekz heer. Dansingz tu Ty me kanagroo daon sownz fun. Fosterz?
**Pop** *Opunz a Fosterz N handz to smammie.*
Dere’z an old Uhstraylyun stockminz, lying, dying,
**Pop** *Opunz a Fosterz N handz to Leez-B.
Adn he getz hizself up on 1 elbone,
**Pop** *Opunz a Fosterz N handz to Romeow.*
Adn he turnz 2 iz mates,
**Pop** *Opunz a Fosterz N handz to Gma.*
Hoo r gethered ‘rownd himz adn he sez:
.
♫♫♫Watch mii wallabys feed mate.
♫♫♫Watch mii wallabys feed.
♫♫♫They’re a dangerous breed mate.
♫♫♫So watch mii wallabys feed.
♫♫♫Altogezzer now!
♫♫♫Ty mii kangaroo down sport,
♫♫♫Ty mii kangaroo down.
♫♫♫Ty mii kangaroo down sport,
♫♫♫Ty mii kangaroo down.
*Passez moar Fosterz rownd 2 ebbery1 els*
ROFL…..
Rollin owt the Foster’s Lager, that is…
Epic win.
I can haz Fosterz ?????
Donut haz teh Fosterz – iz orful!!!
*Getz teh Steinlagers and handzes tehm around*
Akshully I not b much uv deh beer drinker,
But wen I duz drink beer, I b liking deh
Leinenkueglez aka Leiniez. It b made in a liddul
brewree in Chipewa Fallz, Wiskon sin.
It b berry berry gud!!
Haz had teh Leinenkueglez…iz berry gud !!
Ben dere, dun dat, bowt deh T-shurt.
Reelee…
*Puffz up chest wif deh braggingz*
I haz had it at deh source. Toured deh brewree adn ebbereeting. Gotted deh free sampulz and boughted deh Leiniez t-Shurt.
fosters, austwalian fo piss.
Ai wunder iffun dey haz dat brand inna Ew Ess Ay….wyll haf to check!
Goze wel wiv teh fishie tacos!
We haz tawlked sew much about deh fishie tacos,dat ai haz to eat sum dis weekund !!
Am goink to messican restront afah teh werks. Wil haf teh Steinlager jest fore yew eeck. And tehn wun jest fore mee. And tehn wun jest fore leeza-b…
hab wun fer all ov us, kimkiwi!!! an enjoi dem muchlee!
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Awl teh talk ov fishie tacos haz maded me hongree fer teh messikun fuds! When I gits owt ov teh horspistol, taht’s wun ov teh nawt sekkund plaecs I’z gonna go.
Thx Pwned. Ai am reddy to sacr… scar… sakr… gif up livah fer yew orl.
How iz yew todays? Ai had 4.5 munfs of teh keemo a cupla yeahs bak. Pleh!!!
I haz fosterz can?
@@@@@!!
Rolf Harris FTW!
kan yew tell wot it iz yet????
*wispurrrs to gibbocat* ai think itz a gurl.
Teh innocents ov teh kid tryin to feed teh roo while hims iz ‘buzy’?
otai, splain teh humin parental unit taht tookz teh pixshur…
5 dollars sez it wuz dad
Pikshur wudda been clearer iffs he wazn’t laffin so hard.
I doan hab AWL teh answers.
BBQ.
Nawt so much What, as Who and Ware.
I fink we noes teh Why.
omg! dat iz funnyyyyyy
indeed
Get a rume!
Aye concur
Iz n e wun else afrayd 2 comment?
no so mush fraid ash confounded
Thrice Egad!!!
A lok on teh door izn’t reely teh answer in dis case.
dint yew C teh Ty awn teh bush??!!11
Doan cum a knockin
wen teh bush iz a rockin.
I’m juss playin wheelbarrow wif…ummm…wat waz ur naem again?
Urrghk.
Didz teh roos on teh plai ground teese u wif dat naem?
Nawt yf I had mai bauksin glubbs.
Waz ur frenz awl called Ooof, Pow, and Zonk?
Nope. Matilda, Paul, and Jack.
Paul & Jack wer bizzee teezin Matilda — she jus waltzeded ebberyware.
What about Bruce?
Bruce iz singin nudder drinkee song outback dere –
“Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table. . . .”
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
nothin’ Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya bout the raisin’ of teh wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed!
YES! Teh Montee Python RULEZ!!!
De nytmayr uv zoo keeprz ebberywaer.
Iz better than habbing teh munkeez frow “stuff” at you.
Mebbee dat shuld be de nytmayr uv de ‘rentz taykn de kid 2 de zoo.
U tink sew? And ob claz tripz, famblii owtinz…. smammies
Smammie! Dis be yur nytmayr? I am sry! Want warm glass uv mylk?
wunnerful!! Thnx. Juss gotta ah cawl 2 halp gibz a frenz kitteh hymz “corntipashun medz” iz ah 3 purrson jawb. B bakc later. Hab phun wiffoust mii.
Donut fink we wantz tu noze detaylz ub dis.
Onlee 3 purrson jawb ?? Ai thinx ai wuld need an armee for deh kitteh meds !
hey, guise I has a problem an I wonder if wun of mai aminal luvving friends has some advise. There is a skwirrel in the landscaped area in front of mai lab that is acting moar skwirrlier than most (would that be less skwirly, then?).
Im used to dem comming up fairly close to peepz but this wun litarrly has been cummin up to peepz n touchin dem. he put a paw on mai leg n den tried to take a nip outta mai jeanz. even weerder, when i was walking around, he kept deliberately gettin behind me n stayin to mai backside.
he duzznt look sick in any wai, but i worried. he duzzn’t seem aktin normal. whut u guise think?
I woodn take n e chances–call animal control and see if they can trap it–we’ve had some rabid bats in the houston area and one kid didnt make it! Where are u? is there still time today to call?
NO!!! yoo can get a “live trap” an ketch him yurself – an tehn put him outside – open the trap – an he will run awayl. Purrhaps yoo can borrow wun frum somewun.
We doo this wif teh raccoons awl teh time. And tehn taek them to Grand Mere – wehre tehy will be saife.
Ai even hav teehee tineee live traps fur the Mauses!
Oar – if he is following yoo around – can’t yoo just walk outside – wif him behine yoo?
Mebbee haz bebbehs sumwar close (duzznt werk if it iz boy skwirl, but if is gurl)? Or sumwun has fed hym offen enuff dat he finks ebberiwun will? Playse I yoosta lyb hadda park war de skwirlz wuld nip yu iffen yu diddun feed dem.
wut kind uf perfoom is u waring??
Duz u hav peenuts in ur pockets??
srsly, u mite want to call teh aminal control, if theres any chance it mite be rabees??
GMTA!!!
stopz uzin peanutbudder 4 teh skin loshun? Sari, cudden halp myselb. Doan reelii noa…Aye wud cawl aminal corntro 2 B safe…Aye haz tunz ob skwerl, nebar dun dat…
Um spring is teh tyme when evvery sqwirrel’s fancee turns to . . . lurve.
(Sawree, nawt too halpful; ai do think he mah be hittin on yoo.)
Teh kangleroo at teh bak is blind and teh kangleroo at teh frunt iz helpingz him fynd hiz way aroundies.
Shaym on yew orl for teh tihnking otehrwyse!
Finally…a voyce ov reesun.
Or… itz a borg kangaroo.. just doin sum assmilaytin…
Iz dat wut dey callz it nowz? I alwaiz teh last tu noz.
Wunz wuz at teh zooz and teh capy- capi- giunt piggy ginz wur assmilaytin in fruntz of ghu and evvywunz – a famblee wit a cupple small hoomanz wit loud queschuns were neerbai, and teh paruntz faicez wuz brite redz traiing to splain wut wuz happening. Funneeez!
Oh noes. Taht implys ai haz teh matoority. DO NOT WANT!
No no no. Yew kin haz teh reezun wiffowt teh matoority, ai finkz…
Donut be alarmed, Kimkiwi!
*puttingz teh anti-panik pills away*
Taht’s gud. Haff bin corled mennee tihngs in mai lyfe, but matoor iznt wun of tehm!
Yis. unles we dy we awl groze owldur but we duz nawt has tu groze up. iz Peder Pance complekz
Nefer wantz to be a growdup. So not gunna.
Iz in gud tutch wiv mai inna chyld – teh onlee chyld u can tutch.
“ai wownt grow up”
“ai downt wanna wear a tie”
Butt ai buyd yew speshul ty from teh ty bewtik. Haz pritty picktur of lorus on him.
Oh…well tanx yu ! Ai will haf to wears it,den.
*** stills wownt growz up,tho ***
Noes, ai kan taek it bak nd git u somtink els. Hmmm, wots to git? Ai nose… ai wil gits yew a choklit pavolva.
*drool*
Ai can halp eetz teh pavlova?
Yew shure kan. Tehre is choklit pavlova fore effrybodee.
De ty duzznt hasta go round der nek, it will also werk gud to hold up der trousers or arond yer hed for wehn yer doin the energenic danzin: Stomp Stomp Stomp flail flail flailing. Growin old is unavoidable but growin up is completely optional
Ty round hed jest liek teh Karaty Kidd, yiss?
If growing up means
It would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree,
I’ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me!
Eerwurm. Ai nao haz wun.
He mite be moar taim dan uvvurz nd wantz tretez but watch kerflee fur sinez ub rabeez nd nawt getz tu klos. Ai fink yu awlredy noze dis.
PHOTOSHOPPED
LCB – kwik! Get teh blowdartz!!!
PHOOT (stabOWW!)
1. I admit I was rather shocked to see this.
2. And then I looked closer & wondered just how that kid got so close to the kangaroos without getting kicked or bitten. Ah, Fotoshopped.
3. Would you believe I’m relieved that this picture *is* fotoshopped?
4. Cheeses – are you positive this picture is appropriate for a kitteh website?
5. Set aside a blowdart for me; I think I just officially became a troll. *gasp* Time to put me out to pasture beneath the old apple tree.
kthxbai f.r.
You’re right, and i was relieved to realize it as well. I’m not a troll; i just question the appropriateness of this pic for this site.
I don’t think it matters if it’s photoshopped or not;
The end result is the same. Not good.
Pictures like this (and worse) can be found on other websites by people who are looking for that sort of thing;
we are not anticipating finding this kind of photo here: why are we getting it?
Well, he luks tu bee enjoyin his…
Food.
Sensiblecat attempts to put non-brane-meltifying coment as first commhent.
Not such gud job acshully. KimKiwi has rite idea. Blind klangereeroo. Yeah. Tahts eet.
Hai all on ICHC forum! I can haz warm resepchun plx?
Kthxbai.
Hai SC……welcum to deh wurld o’ commhents!
By “warm resepchun”,duz yu mean a warm blankie an sum hawt chokklit ??
**** gives hawt chokklit to SC, tuks a warm blankee arownd him/her ******
Iz gud ????
ohai SensibleCat!
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Welkum to teh nysest plaec awn the innertoobs!
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I see taht eeck has gibben yoo teh customaree hawt choklit an blankee. So I’z gonna offur yoo teh possum-shayped choklit peeces – enjoi!!!
O Hai, Sensiblecat! Welkum to teh ICHC forumz! Iz niec playse wif menny niec kittehz.
Oh hai SensibleCat!
I gib u sensible hug?
{{{{{SensibleCat}}}}}
Welcum!
No sensibull hugs frum donkehs!
*Jumps in SC’s arms*
Oh, HAI! I r Donkeh! How YU doin tooday! Wai, I am fine, thank you! Doo you
like parfaits? *donkee tilts hed meeningfully* I doo! I shore doo! Wud you like
to hab a parfait wiff me? Wunt too stay an talk awhile?! Wuttchu meen, u gotz
a dentist appointment?
Oh….well, den…you hab a good time.
*waves*
Halo SensibleCat
I’z nawt been heer lawng meeselb, but hav fownd it veree frendlee.
Izza grate plaice 2 onwiend aftur long daiz dealin w grownups n grownup pwoblems.
Kinda funneee—wen teh kidletz wer kidletz, wee wunnted tew spen tymez wif teh groanupz. Nao tehy’re groanupz, wee wanna bee kidz!!
Ware aer mah mannurz?! Welkum, SensibleCat!! Glad yoo aer heer wif us!!
O hai SensibleCat! Yoo ar indeed verree welcome. Mai ai extend to yoo mai floofee whyte paw in frenship???
An yur nawt second comment iz a gud wun! An – it taeks a bit ov couraj! ai remember wehn ai furst did it – but ai did nawt even trai to speek LOLcat fur sum dais. Ai wuz afraid ov luking silly!! *snert* Ai am shur yoo will hav fun heer wif us!
I iz thankeeng allz of yoo.
My recepshuns was warmz, with choclit (in verry menny forms!) and blankits.
Iz good to not be adultcat for while. Gettin rid of groanup problemz iz niec pheeylin.
O Hai, Sensible Cat!!! Welcum tu owr funses plaise!!
Weez gaurentee tu maike yuu have
adn moar 
Soe jes haz a guud tiem hear iyn CheezeLand!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥
aiz thxing yoo for the welchums, i’z sure i’ll haz a gud tiem in cheezland!
Leep Frawg. Teh Rooz iz doin it rong. Ai finkz dis iz a bery funnee pikchur – wud be purrfekt in scrapbook so as to embarrass teh kid wen teh dayte kumz to meet teh parentz.
Yu r relayted 2 mai mil & fil?
Mebbe? Haz u seen us tugeddur?
Srsly — ai kin TOTALLY see taykin pikchurz wun aftur teh odder wiffowt payin much attenshun… den lukkin layter & givin a grate big “OMGLOL!!! Ai dint see datz wut teh rooz wuz doin!!!” — speshulee if purrsun taykin teh pikchurz wuz lukkin moar at teh child an less at teh rooz wen taykin pikchur.
Izn’t it a dreem fur a gui to gets teh tew fings he lieks teh most at teh saem time? Fud and Fun?
Mebee teh next pikshur iz of teh roo nomming at teh saem time?
Kid am halpin teh roo keip up himz N er G lebels!!1
Interspeeshis cowoprayshun – himz dooin it ryt!!
Kid groez up 2 B teh faymus Roo breedur
an diz pikchewer haz pryd ov playz awn himz mantel!!1
I’se reminded ob a psych class in collidj wen der prof sed weed be studyin der “Amygdala, the most ancient part of the brain that controls the most basic impulses, which we in the psychological fields call the four F’s: Feedin, Fighting, Fleeing, and reproduction”
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH lubs it!!!
Dis iz not safewerk D:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/22/funny-pictures-dis-iz-not-a-good-time/
This photo is definitely not appropriate for this site!
Yeah, sex is natural, but the combination of pasting the little boy and the sexually active kangaroos is just not right for the safe-site I have come to trust and promote to others!
Please, please, let this site be “sex-free”. There are so many sites that can give people plenty of the other.
If this site continues to post this kind of stuff…you’ll definitely lose at least one visitor…me.
The web master gets to decide what’s appropriate for their site. Just throwin that out there.
i believe the term “sexually active kangaroos” just made my day. rotflmao.
Can you please put this behind a cut so we have a choice of seeing it or not?
FYI, the ‘copyright or offensive’ email is corrupted, ICHCwon’t let me email with it
Jes moov along, fowks, dere’s nuffin tu see here, jes keep moovin pleez
Teh moralz of lolcatz is changin’ ever so slitley. O_O I thinkz dis shud be hidden behind a cut.
Iz a tad more gross den whut I see on lolcatz normaly. >_> Nawt appreciated.
dis is gross?
how do you think you got here?
I knowz how I got heer; doesnt meen I want to see it on Lolcatz.
But, I only say iz tad gross. Mai only point is, dere were udder posts dat were hidden behine cuts that were only mildly PG to onez dat joked ’bout pr0n (LOLORZ!!!1), and dis one not bein’m hidden is unuzual.
Dat’s all. If dey nevah put dis stuff behine cuts, I wouldn have said nothin’. It was more out of surprize den anyfing, not so much about it bein’ natural or not (which izn’ really da issue wif me; just surprized at it bein’ riskier den normal).
Deyz jus playin leepfrawg. Ai nawt unnerstandz wut teh fuzzlin an wuzzlin is awl abowt.
Lawlz. But in all seriousnss, dis iz a littl much for Lolcatz.
“Carousel” ref?
I concur, this is a bit over the line…
Looks like bait for an e-beating.
If you know what I mean.
kangaroo-style !
kanga sutra !
kanga doodle doo !
get a ROOm !
Hao roo-d.
@@@@@
Ha – looks like he’s eating it to me!
dey just be doin whut kangaroos do … not a moral issue
They was listening to Van Morrison singing “I Wanna Roo You” and got a little carried away.
Dey poop too. Dats not immoral. Butt I doan wunts too see it!
So I be moving on along, now….. lalalalalala
this picture looks sexual – a different angle would be an improvement. this is a family site and i disagree with this pic. NOT LOL! needs to be removed
Please. You wanna be a troll, you’ll need to try harder.
ARe you starting at the bottom again?
ummm… no?
I just asked because contextually it seems a troll stands out with their
comment and kinda gives everyone a little jolt. But so many people on
here professed a similar attitude that it surprised me that you chose to say
that to that one particular person. Then I humorously noted that perhaps,
like that one time you mentioned, you had started at the bottom of the thread
again.
My, how I do run on.
HAHA!
You have got to be kidding! Nothing is really showing, and we’re talking here about cute nanimals making little roos…
Innocent and natural.
Some peeps have to get over themselves.
I totally agree. Frickin’ prudes.
How do I get a pretty picture?
1) you cut a hole in the box…
teho, u R gud. Eebil, but gud.
that’s the way we do it!
I’m in ur yard,
Eduucatin’ ur chilren!
“Six Idyucaishun”
“Beeyah”
“Six Edyucaishun”
(cut to can of Fosters)
“Beeya”
No No No
wut ai sed was ai want pichures of roos JUMPING…
[mumbling to self about id10ts]
Easy typos FTW!
i don’t have time today to read everyone’s comments but at a glance i’m glad to see that i’m not the only one concerned.
my kids come to this site all the time…and we handle sex ed all on our own thank you very much.
please don’t go this way…i’ll have to stop promoting the site.
NEWS FLASH:
they’re kangaroos
ANOTHER NEWS FLASH:
your personal site-promotion efforts most likely don’t have a great deal of impact one way or the other upon the success of this website
YET ANOTHER NEWS FLASH:
welcome to the %@#!&%$ internet, please watch your step
Classy.
Hmm, I suppose not.
Would you say that class was called for, in this instance?
Actually, yes, I believe people deserve respect regardless of their views. I do feel tact is necessary in dealing with these types of situations; however, that is your prerogative and those are your actions, not mine. ~.o
Wouldn’t it be all nice and tidy for you if all living beings reproduced asexually?
SEX IS A FACT OF LIFE, PEOPLE. Get over your prudish, deer-in-headlights view of reproduction–especially animals. It’s because of people like you that (at least) the US is screwed up about reproduction.
Teho, I believe I love you.
Holy crap, wouldn’t it be nice is we all just reproduced as*xually? Then we wouldn’t have to worry about offending the prudes!
dats da life. someones bringing u da tastee snax wile ur gettin a tastee piece.
I love this site, but not this picture. Not appreciated.
Then move quietly along.
How rooooood! This must be Australian kid version of smoking after sex–only it’s eating during sex.
I dunno. I got nothin’.
… do we really need this kinda thing here?
in b4 DONT LIKE IT LEAVE LOL.
Teh front kengrew iz onli resheeving mazzage frm teh byg kengrew — whut ish teh prublemz?
Ai cant bleev so many peeps r ofended bai aminals doin whut aminals do. Aminals do it outside! They doesn’t has anyplayse else.
‘cept the speshul animal place. Yoo no their iz one. Wehr yu cant see it.
*doo doo dooooooooo*
Or mebbe in a birdbox (but nawt so good for kanglarooz, obviusly, they wuddnt fit…(tahts mah sensibul sied
))
Er? I grew up on a farm, and saw lifestock doing much more than this on a regular basis. Have seen squirrels doing same thing outside my apartment.
Hoomans hoo get upset so eesi need tu get owt moar oftn. Iz much moar bigger things for get upset ovr.
Oh, hai, evrywun… I been reedin’ ICHC foar long time as invisabul ninja, but am heer noaw.
U IZ A WINAR
Um, you people know this picture was photoshopped, right?
j, I honestly don’t think the validity of the picture matters, it’s the fact that it’s on the site to begin with.
HA HA totally cute! Animals have sex, and kids are clueless about it. I think it’s adorable!!! I’d laugh my behind off if my this were my kid! And I’d never stop teasing him about it when he grew up.
Just like human baby butts and oversized kitty testicles… FUNNY STUFF!!
OMFG!
What’re they doin? Playing leapforg? piggyback?! Som1 explainz
This image appeared several years ago on “It’s a Dysfunctional Life,” an earlier captioning site (warning: some explicit language):
http://www.spinnwebe.com/iadl/archive/index.php?cartoon=441
Mass-distributed photos are kind of boring. :p
Smer letgecanz leik benigh hrunitre