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I vant to drrrink your blloood!
conga ratz maus–have a bloody mary wif selery?
oops, sry, dont mean maryo!
I know. We had a party on ICHC a couple of months ago, and I used my special recipe for Bloody’s. I named them “Bloody MaryOs”, in honor of you-know-who.
she who must remain nameless?
she who must be obeyed?
Um… all ov taht?
Honestly, I don’t understand why we can’t just SAY “Voldemort.”
cause it maeks ebereboddes blood run COLD! sry, nudder blood ref.
r the commints going to continyoo in this vein?
Yesh..ahnd dey wyll keep cirkulatin !
Hab a heart! Aorta not bi posting dez puz tho.
artery goin to ask sumfing else as well?
Nao ur reely goin fur teh juggylar !!
mebbee you could haz bypassob dis theem & start neural thred?
oohh… the presshure!!
i aer shure yu will haz a bram stroke ob inspirashun…
ohai guises!!! Sins tihs seems to be teh fred ov blud, I thot it wuld be a gud plaec to let y’all kno taht mai numbers ar continooing thier upword climb – teh white blud cell count is nao 2.3 (wuz .4 yestidai).
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Whish means taht I mite git to go haom sun!!!! Liek in teh next day or tew!!!
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I’z a bery happitayl kitteh….
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thnx fur teh updaets!
Ai has a happee fur u, PB2K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good for you!
Dat’s A pawsitive noos!!
Yay!!1! wii awl sooo happetaylee 4 u!!
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♫Kowntin, kowtin, kowntin!!♫♫
♫Keep dem bludz a-kowntin!!♫
♫Whiiiiiite selllllllllllz!!!!♫
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Yayyy PB2K……ahnd nyce sawng,cween!
Yayyy, PB2K!
Wooot
Disses grate noos
*leaves a card behind
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1194009
Yay, Marfa!!!!
*donkee LEEPS wiff glee!*
U numbas get up dere wiff a KWICKNESS! Doo u heer mee?
Doan make mee gett all Donkey on u! *Donkee shakes hoof
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as menasseenglee as is possibull…
ai don noes ews yet- but ais berry happies u gets bettah. No gud being sick lik wif da harebals. Ai maks a card too!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1194182
wow! fanks, eberybodee! Fer teh puns, an teh sawngs an teh cards an teh gud wishes! Yoo iz a grate bunch ov peeps!!!
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{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
Dear PB2K,
I’m so happy fur u! i haz bin prayin fur u n other peeps who needz healing.
Teh blood cells sing* we’re gonna get u higher!*-so u can gets home 2 kittehs faster!
ai’z so happi dat yu’z doin betteh, PB2K!!! kiip it up
Ohai, PB2K! What wunnerful nooz! Hope all keepz goin well fur yoo an dat yoo’ll be hoem berry soon!
An ai will joyne in wif teh joi fur yoo!!
Yoo must bee veree happee indeed!! Az ar wee awl fur you!!
I couldn’t help but snurt in the last book when he used that very
act against them. Oh, the irony!
I am bad.
Yu shal suffur nau….
‘Arry Potter
Berty’s Everyflavour Jellybeans
Cedric
Dumbledore
Elf (House)
Finnegan
Gryffendor
Hermione
Invisibility cloak
J…
JK Rowling
Karkaroff
Luna Lovegood
(the) Majik Shop
Neville
Owls
Petunia, Aunt (nawt maus’s horz)
Quiddich
R…
Ravenclaw
Snape
Tom Riddle
U…
Unforgivable curse
Veritaserum
wingardium leviohsa
xanthangum (thickening curse)
Yaxley
zzzzzz- we putz teh list to sleeeep wif purple sleepy poshun
yikes, wearz my gahlik?
congarlicashuns, maus!
In the heart of Transylvania,
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah,
There’s not a vampire zanier than…
DUCKULA!
He won’t bite beast or man,
‘Cos he’s a vegetarian. (Aagh!)
And things never run to plan for…
DUCKULA!
catnip iz betterer fur keepin you yung
happy birfdae, rosie!
song for teh Rosie’s feliz cumleaños partee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S1Tlqt7pWA
Rosie…. are you heer yet????
I haz the skwirrls werkin overtiem to make whippy creem, and I haz astral projecked the essense uf Zauberflote in, well, ackshully nawt her but wun uv her Humungus choklit cakes… and we haz i scream too!
HAPPY BIRFDAI!!
ai iz heer!
♫♪♫♪Hippo birdee two ewe♪♫
♫♪♫♪Hippo birdee two ewe♪♫
♫♪♫♪Hippo birdee deer Rosie♪♫
♫♪♫♪Hippo birdee two ewe♪♫
Plz 2 cheer awp, we lubs yew berry mush♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
awww tank u bery mush! ai tawt ai mite feelz bettah iffen ai cumz heer an ai duz feel bettah! tanks sew mush!
psssst, teh guy on teh vidyo is waitin to danz wif you…
Haz a martoonie wile ur heer…!
***presents a tray, enamulled wif loverlee roses all over it, holding martoonies wif differint flavrs… mango, cranberry, choklit, lemon***
**sip**
So… is this a big birfdai fur u??
ai sew old, dis is jus a birfdae, it r # 58! eek!
mae ai haz teh lemon martoonie plz?(an tank u!)
Sumbudde call eeck??
*** hans Rosie teh lemon martoonie ***
**sippy sip**
Eek u haz one too?
I just had my
*whispur*
1/2 centurry birfdai last month. I iz still a littul rattled by that wun.
o yeh! 50 is hard! 60, wel, ai nawt gonna tern 60, ai gunna
freez at 59! ai refuse 2 sez ai is 60…wel, unless ai gets teh
diskownt at teh moovees, dat iz! lolz
Sr citisen discownt… DO WANT!
(but onlee if I can get it discreetelee…)
So how u gonna do that freez thing?
Dry iyce??
U can getz discountz widout eenyone noes – jus do da biznessstuff anudder taim, den getz card, an den wen u getz disscoutz, u sez tu frenz, iz jus coz iz byootiful…. no? doan haf tu menshun aidge?
happy burfdaiz tu u
I wuz in deh store wun time, & guy in frunt
of me tawking tue cahseer adn casheer sez
it b Sr. citizenz 10% off day. Nuzzer
casheer sez “who’d want to say dey b old
enuff?” I sed I didn’t mind. Wen i step up
to pay 4 mai stuff, casheer askz, “R u
bedder than 62?” I sez “I waaay bedder
than 62.”
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And it wuz deh truf. I wuz 54. Dat b waay
bedder tahn 62!!!! No?
Sorree for teh deelay….ai had a busy at werk….
yesh,ai will haz one **sippee sippee **
Ai iz at 42 yrs….1/2 century nawt 2 far awai !!
Ai had a reply, but turdpress eated it :X
and now… it haz eetee owr kwilts!!
lol o hai eeck!
{{{{Rosie}}}} Ai will sing yoo mai birfday sawng.
♬ ♫ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫ ♫
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER Rooooosieee ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫
yew ARE old………… at least free munfs older dan me!!
Siwwii peepz, ur meer chirrin. Will b teh big six O in Sep timber, adn iz still big adn bootiful adn gettin in two miss chief.
Yay fer eubie! Mischiffs is gud fer you at eny age. Esther an I usta alweys tell peeps dat we were newly weds. De hole werld lubs dem newly weds and we’d git treated extra nyce almost ebey time: free drinks or free dessert at dinner oncet we got upgraded onna plane cause we told dem we wus goin to Vegas to git married. Now we’ze too old fer dat scam, drat!
dat wuz booteeful! ai dans dans dans
hippee boidday tew yew!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1193299
awww dat wuz sew kyoot! tank u! hugz!
no worreez bout birfdaze and ayge, teh deckaid ob mai fiptees wuz teh bext ob mai lyfe. naow dat ai iz in teh decayed ob the sextees, it iz eben bettur.
Ohai, Rosie… I maded yu sum lolz.. Heerz a linkee..
Hoppy Birdiez!!! **muah**
moar funny pictures
Gaaack!!! Taht’s nawt teh linkee.. Wared TAHT came frum??
Wierd Pretzel hates meh!!!!! Waaah!!!
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Try tihs… tehn itz email tyme N sted…
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moar funny pictures
I donut undrstan wut iz happining heer.. Tihs izn’t the linkee I poastd… I poastd agin… Nawt heer!!
*Dang Yu Wierd Press.. I cud haz a tap dans on yor pyooter!!! *
Hoppy Birdiez NEwai, Rosie!!!
i poastid it agin..
Ohai, rosie,
I maded yu a difrint lol… but wierd press eated it!!!
Happee Birfdai… N manee mooooore… ;♫
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moar funny pictures
OK… OK… Unkel!!!
Pleez see Rosie’s lolz on my ICHC lolz…
*dans’ off muttring to self *
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*Lesee… hilite…copee…paist…voila!!! Nope…Hmmmm..hilite……..)
*snurt*
yu arunt trying too put the http part on are u?
happitayl nawt birfdae, idansdansdans!
*snerk*
Fank yoo, Werdycnan!!! Izn’t it grate!! I haz 2 speshul dayz naow, fanks to mai donkey frend!! Life iz gud!!!
Fanks, kafleen!!! *muah* *air kissez* *muah*
<3
wot?! i mist yur nawt birfdae???
MAIS OUIS!!!!
*Duz a happee dans. tappittee. tappittee..stampity. stampity.twerlz..tahdaaah!*
Not ezaklee… Itz today!!! At leest tah’t wut I wuz told..
A sweet liddel donkey sed sew!!
grabs iddd’s hands & spins around and around and aroun….
*ploump*
*falls down dizzy*
*lil birdiees flying round hed as in a kartoon*
Helps Mary O up.. Hay!! Purdie burdies.. Are tehy Hoppee Burdies???
yup. dey flyin in to sing Hoppee Birdie!
Izin’t taht tweet???
oh, how you mek me laff, laff, laff!
*snerk*
Am I smillin? Joan Rivers? Am I smilin-I cant feel mai faze!
“I’m joan rivers, and we’re here on the
redbeige carpet”U duznt need botoxes kitteh. Ur purrdier wifout it.
Looks to me like an infernal cocktail of Botox, Zoloft and Stepford.
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With a twist of Transylvania.
Straight up!
Ai jes comez outta wind tunnel and mai faes is froze lyk dis!
At leest u nawt a botoxed blonde. I heerz they r n endangerd speesheez.
endangered?? Naw, pop-you-layshun EXPLOSHUN!!!! Ders verry verry menny ob dem.
Ai tried to comment hear, but it’s wooden let me. See below fur endangerd comment.
Arrrggghhhh!!! NAOW it werks!!! stoopy puter.
Sry. Ownly funee 2 me. I writed a book cawled Murder of a Botoxed-Blonde.
S’ok, Denise. Shameliss plugz R fine. Tihs iz Amerika!!! Tihs iz ICHC!!! Yaay!!
Pee Ess… Tehre wud problee be moar botoxed blondes if yu wudn’t keep murduring tehm off!!
Congrats on awl yor buks yu has ritten!
hah- lookee hear:
http://www.amazon.com/Murder-Botoxed-Blonde-Scumble-Mysteries/dp/0451221419
Thankz, idansdansdans & mary O–but I likz 2 kill tehm.
No kitteh iz tring to hidz secrets…..Not botox
Hao long teh Botoxes maek me stay liek dis?
Foreber?
Ahhhh…. So so cute
Kitteh – iffn u wanna luk yunger, mae ai suggist u do sumtin abowt dat gray hair?
dat kittehs faes maed meh laff!
Oh Rosie, dat is GUD
ahm glad u laffted rosie! ahm so so sowwy for ur loss! n on ur birfday…..
{{{{{{rosie}}}}}}}
kitteh litter and teh gushifud an teh kibble, but ai needz dis moar!
dash wha i spozed to b doin! n i dont haz a sad just an adickshun!
Cween? R U heer? Prhaps yew coood be sews kynd tew maek a bublol furr Rosie tew habba happitail ryd fur her birfdai? Ai weel halp
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Rosie,
*shyly hands to the birthday girl
Heer http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1193588
Awww tank u sew bey mush for teh lol! ((((fikshunkitteh))))
mai respons iz at teh bottum ub teh paeg! sigh werd pretzel wonkee 2dae!
ai tank u agin doe 4 teh lol u maeded meh an anudder hug 2!
(((((fikshunkitteh)))))
Rosie, eat has bean mai awner tew hab mayking yew hab a happee R dai!
Oh noes, mamah wuz rite…yr fase can stik liek that.
Hahaha! Good one!
Little Kitty sez tanks 4 makin hiz Mom feelz bettah…
ai noes he iz at teh bridge waitin 4 meh wit teh chzfrnz kittehs an mai udder
kittehs frum ober 55 yrs ub habben kittehs (dat a lawt ub catz!)
ai nebbu had 1 dis lawng doe! ai tawt he wud be wit meh 4ebbur!
on teh bridg ai wil meetz awl mai kittehs an wii wil dans an laff an plae an toss
teh mowseez in teh aer an roll in teh grass an ai wil hug an tikkle dem an dey wil purr an trill an lub meh til ai fallz teh sleep cubbered awl ober wit teh kittehs!
YEA!
{{{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}} wai can’t ceiling cat make kittlins lib as lawn as hoomins?
ai noes…sum r libben ober 20 yrz nao! 1 iz 30 yrs old! mai frnz haz teh kitteh
23yrs old! wow!
he wuz a wii tinee kitteh an wuz in teh rane stormz awl alone an mai kids found him an sabed him an he had teh bery gud lief an ai am bery gratefulll 2 ceiling cat
for dat. 14yrz lawng tiem 4 sabed kitteh who had no fuchur outluk!
dey gonna send us teh urn ub teh Little Kitty…dew u tink dat otay? mai dawter
wunted it an seh sabed him sew ai did it, but it costes $96.00!!!! Dat moar den elebentee dollarz! ouch ai sez, but dawter wuz sew sad 2 dat it weer werth it.
ai noes wen teh mamakitty (18) leaves me ai fink ai will wantz hers ashes. hers has been teh mos specialus kitteh tew me………….. but ai duzznt want tew fink ob dat an get teh big sad………. ai will save dat 4 yew today!!
wuz sposed to be (18) where teh face iz
was sposed to be eighteen wer teh face is………. try makin a face out ob dat, weirdpress!!!!
lol u maed meh laff owt lowdz! werd pretzel iz confuzzled agin
(ai hoep ai didnt maek u 2 sad, ai sorree iffen ai did)
hugz u!
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Nos-feral-atu
{{{Rosie}}} Ai knoe hao u feelz, unforshunatlee.
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Mai kitteh crossed da Bridj resentlee. It borked mai hart. Wii wuz toogedder 13 yeers and ai lubbed hur sew mush.
Deer rhsb, ai sew sorree! Wut yer kitteh naem wuz? Can Little Kitty go luk
up yer kitteh at teh bridge?
Mai kitteh’z naem wuz Josie. Hur waz big beey-oo-tyful kitteh. Moslee whyt wif caliko tayl and brown/black splotz on her hed and bak. Veree nyse kitteh. Tell ur Little Kitty 2 luk 4 Josie. Hur prolly inna sunspot.
o noes! Little Kitty’s best fren on earth is Josie! wut a coinkeedink!
(she iz bery sad an keepz lukkin 4 him ebbereeware…)seh noed him 4 6yrs an followed him ebbereeware)
Little Kitty wil be abel 2 rememberz dat naem bery eezuhlee! tank u!
LK lubbed da sun 2! dey can share an touch paws maybee
iffen u clik on mai bleu name, u can go seez awl mai kittehs an meh 2!
U has beauteefull kittehz! Espeshulle da girlees.
aww tanks! ai lurves dem!
OMG, Rosie, ur behbehs (hooman adn kitteh) iz teh bootimous!
Ur Tiger Lily luks awlott liek mai Christy….mai Christy ia a liddul debbil !
Yuur kittehs, boff feline adn hyuoomin, ar jes beautimusfull!!!!
Adn soe ar yuu!!!
Tihs bees teh wai kitteh luuked wen tehy tole her taht her speshul
Memouriable Dai dynner wud hav ‘Mowsie Mouuse’ onna menu.
otay, u awl hab bin wunnerful 2 meh an ai bery mush appreesheeate it.
Ai noe wuntz 2 b a downer an ai duz feel mush bettah.
U r wunnerful chzfrnz an ai lurves u awl!
Ai mus goes an dew sum tings b4 ai duz birdae stuff wit mai dawter.
Tanks agin an ai wil nebbur firgetz teh kindness u haz gibben 2 meh.
Rosie {{{{{chzfrenz}}}}}
Mai birfdae an mai dae is lukkin mush briter nao!
Clik on bleu Rosie/rtshores an u kan seez meh an mai kittehs an kidz an we awl tank u!
otay, nao ai reelee goin! lol
bai an tank u agin!
u r teh few hyoominz ai lurve in dis meen werld, ai mostlee lurve teh kittehs!
Lestat kitteh sayz ohai to himz next victum
HALP! Batmn! Iz poisnd by teh Jokr!
My new fangs are a nominal improvement
Dis kitteh hab a berry difrunt luking fayse. Lukkit teh wyte ‘rownd adn awn his/her noes…adn his/her left eer (ower rite) issa kynda yooneek…yes?
*facepawdesk*
Hay wut hapind tew ower ikons
Nao wut day dooin tew us!!??!
Y?? Y dey take away ower ikonz?? wut dey eber due tue dem???
Mai pritty liddul nishulz wif a crown be gonez?!??!! I didn’t eben git a chans tue say bai!!!
OHH,deh huge mannatees !!!!!
I dint noeing deh mannitteez cameded dis far norf. I gess if b a huge manatee u kan going whereber u wanting.
Deh mannateez goez werebbur peeps r habbin trubbles !
I guess deh mannateez fixed teh abatar prollumz!!
Yay mannateez!!
mj! I almoast didnt reckognize u!
ICHC be hinky agin. Guess I’ll do sum more werks!
Hoo nose?! Ai can’t ebben get mai lawgon to werk..or mai commints to “nest” $*#($&#* Wierdpress…
This kitteh has a sad…but no one can tell.
Kitteh sayin “Ai em sew mad wright nao!! Teh doctur told me Ai wood hafta tell ewe dat fur a few daze”
Nachurul iz ALWAIZ bettur. But tihs kitteh purtii!
Do you knoes VHY dey call me Teh Count?
Becaws I LUUBBBS to count tings!
ONe Botox injecshun…
Two Botox injecshun…
Three… THREE Botox injekshun… AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!11!
*litening flash, thunder goess BOOM*
LOL!-berry phunny!
muppets r lucky- if they get wrinkly, an ironing by teh YNG iz all they need!
Yay, ower kwilty fings (identicons?) R bak
YEh, I wuz wurreed cuz everbuddy’s went awae, not jus our kwilty-things. I cudnt jus riff down an see hu was tawkin!
Jocelyn Wildenstein-kitteh haz sekund thots
I vant to suk ur CHEEZBURGER!!
b0t0x
ur doin it rong
Mah Meowrice Sendak Mawnstur impreshun – Let meh show joo it!
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Cum tu fink ov iyt, tihs iys wut yuu luuks liek wen yuu geyts yuur teefs crownded;
(Dentiss alwaise shoews yuu yuurseylfe inna mirror (wye?, Ai dunno)
afture hims grindez daown frunt teefs befoar crownding)
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