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I vant to drrrink your blloood!
conga ratz maus–have a bloody mary wif selery?
oops, sry, dont mean maryo!
I know. We had a party on ICHC a couple of months ago, and I used my special recipe for Bloody’s. I named them “Bloody MaryOs”, in honor of you-know-who.
she who must remain nameless?
she who must be obeyed?
Um… all ov taht?
Honestly, I don’t understand why we can’t just SAY “Voldemort.”
cause it maeks ebereboddes blood run COLD! sry, nudder blood ref.
r the commints going to continyoo in this vein?
Yesh..ahnd dey wyll keep cirkulatin !
Hab a heart! Aorta not bi posting dez puz tho.
artery goin to ask sumfing else as well?
Nao ur reely goin fur teh juggylar !!
mebbee you could haz bypassob dis theem & start neural thred?
oohh… the presshure!!
i aer shure yu will haz a bram stroke ob inspirashun…
ohai guises!!! Sins tihs seems to be teh fred ov blud, I thot it wuld be a gud plaec to let y’all kno taht mai numbers ar continooing thier upword climb - teh white blud cell count is nao 2.3 (wuz .4 yestidai).
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Whish means taht I mite git to go haom sun!!!! Liek in teh next day or tew!!!
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I’z a bery happitayl kitteh….
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thnx fur teh updaets!
Ai has a happee fur u, PB2K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good for you!
Dat’s A pawsitive noos!!
Yay!!1! wii awl sooo happetaylee 4 u!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♫Kowntin, kowtin, kowntin!!♫♫
♫Keep dem bludz a-kowntin!!♫
♫Whiiiiiite selllllllllllz!!!!♫
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yayyy PB2K……ahnd nyce sawng,cween!
Yayyy, PB2K!
Wooot
Disses grate noos
*leaves a card behind
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1194009
Yay, Marfa!!!!
*donkee LEEPS wiff glee!*
U numbas get up dere wiff a KWICKNESS! Doo u heer mee?
Doan make mee gett all Donkey on u! *Donkee shakes hoof
*
as menasseenglee as is possibull…
ai don noes ews yet- but ais berry happies u gets bettah. No gud being sick lik wif da harebals. Ai maks a card too!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1194182
wow! fanks, eberybodee! Fer teh puns, an teh sawngs an teh cards an teh gud wishes! Yoo iz a grate bunch ov peeps!!!
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{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
Dear PB2K,
I’m so happy fur u! i haz bin prayin fur u n other peeps who needz healing.
Teh blood cells sing* we’re gonna get u higher!*-so u can gets home 2 kittehs faster!
ai’z so happi dat yu’z doin betteh, PB2K!!! kiip it up
Ohai, PB2K! What wunnerful nooz! Hope all keepz goin well fur yoo an dat yoo’ll be hoem berry soon!
An ai will joyne in wif teh joi fur yoo!!
Yoo must bee veree happee indeed!! Az ar wee awl fur you!!
I couldn’t help but snurt in the last book when he used that very
act against them. Oh, the irony!
I am bad.
Yu shal suffur nau….
‘Arry Potter
Berty’s Everyflavour Jellybeans
Cedric
Dumbledore
Elf (House)
Finnegan
Gryffendor
Hermione
Invisibility cloak
J…
JK Rowling
Karkaroff
Luna Lovegood
(the) Majik Shop
Neville
Owls
Petunia, Aunt (nawt maus’s horz)
Quiddich
R…
Ravenclaw
Snape
Tom Riddle
U…
Unforgivable curse
Veritaserum
wingardium leviohsa
xanthangum (thickening curse)
Yaxley
zzzzzz- we putz teh list to sleeeep wif purple sleepy poshun
yikes, wearz my gahlik?
congarlicashuns, maus!
In the heart of Transylvania,
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah,
There’s not a vampire zanier than…
DUCKULA!
He won’t bite beast or man,
‘Cos he’s a vegetarian. (Aagh!)
And things never run to plan for…
DUCKULA!
catnip iz betterer fur keepin you yung
happy birfdae, rosie!
song for teh Rosie’s feliz cumleaños partee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S1Tlqt7pWA
Rosie…. are you heer yet????
I haz the skwirrls werkin overtiem to make whippy creem, and I haz astral projecked the essense uf Zauberflote in, well, ackshully nawt her but wun uv her Humungus choklit cakes… and we haz i scream too!
HAPPY BIRFDAI!!
ai iz heer!
♫♪♫♪Hippo birdee two ewe♪♫
♫♪♫♪Hippo birdee two ewe♪♫
♫♪♫♪Hippo birdee deer Rosie♪♫
♫♪♫♪Hippo birdee two ewe♪♫
Plz 2 cheer awp, we lubs yew berry mush♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
awww tank u bery mush! ai tawt ai mite feelz bettah iffen ai cumz heer an ai duz feel bettah! tanks sew mush!
psssst, teh guy on teh vidyo is waitin to danz wif you…
Haz a martoonie wile ur heer…!
***presents a tray, enamulled wif loverlee roses all over it, holding martoonies wif differint flavrs… mango, cranberry, choklit, lemon***
**sip**
So… is this a big birfdai fur u??
ai sew old, dis is jus a birfdae, it r # 58! eek!
mae ai haz teh lemon martoonie plz?(an tank u!)
Sumbudde call eeck??
*** hans Rosie teh lemon martoonie ***
**sippy sip**
Eek u haz one too?
I just had my
*whispur*
1/2 centurry birfdai last month. I iz still a littul rattled by that wun.
o yeh! 50 is hard! 60, wel, ai nawt gonna tern 60, ai gunna
freez at 59! ai refuse 2 sez ai is 60…wel, unless ai gets teh
diskownt at teh moovees, dat iz! lolz
Sr citisen discownt… DO WANT!
(but onlee if I can get it discreetelee…
So how u gonna do that freez thing?
Dry iyce??
U can getz discountz widout eenyone noes - jus do da biznessstuff anudder taim, den getz card, an den wen u getz disscoutz, u sez tu frenz, iz jus coz iz byootiful…. no? doan haf tu menshun aidge?
happy burfdaiz tu u
I wuz in deh store wun time, & guy in frunt
of me tawking tue cahseer adn casheer sez
it b Sr. citizenz 10% off day. Nuzzer
casheer sez “who’d want to say dey b old
enuff?” I sed I didn’t mind. Wen i step up
to pay 4 mai stuff, casheer askz, “R u
bedder than 62?” I sez “I waaay bedder
than 62.”
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And it wuz deh truf. I wuz 54. Dat b waay
bedder tahn 62!!!! No?
Sorree for teh deelay….ai had a busy at werk….
yesh,ai will haz one **sippee sippee **
Ai iz at 42 yrs….1/2 century nawt 2 far awai !!
Ai had a reply, but turdpress eated it :X
and now… it haz eetee owr kwilts!!
lol o hai eeck!
{{{{Rosie}}}} Ai will sing yoo mai birfday sawng.
♬ ♫ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫ ♫
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER Rooooosieee ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫
yew ARE old………… at least free munfs older dan me!!
Siwwii peepz, ur meer chirrin. Will b teh big six O in Sep timber, adn iz still big adn bootiful adn gettin in two miss chief.
Yay fer eubie! Mischiffs is gud fer you at eny age. Esther an I usta alweys tell peeps dat we were newly weds. De hole werld lubs dem newly weds and we’d git treated extra nyce almost ebey time: free drinks or free dessert at dinner oncet we got upgraded onna plane cause we told dem we wus goin to Vegas to git married. Now we’ze too old fer dat scam, drat!
dat wuz booteeful! ai dans dans dans