Ohai, Leeza, ai be fink maibe we shud hyr a teem tu clene up da skwerlz wen dey finich da wippycremes. shud we advurtyz fur a cadre ub catz? must hab gud strong tung nd be wiling tu wurk hard.
‘strooth! A few years ago, when we hads teh elebenty-year cicadas, teh skwerlz was nomming up all teh dead cicarcasses that was EVRYWHARE and getting reel bad attitudes if u got between them and their noms.
Um, actually, not on purpose, but puns often follow me around so I must be enabling them somehow. Teh other day I was telling mah BF about how teh back of mah tollet tank is at a angle and so teh lid doesn’t fit… flush on teh tank. He axed me teh same kwestion u just did.
One time when I was in college and working atta fast food place, I was getting a man’s fuds reddy a lady who knew him came up to the counter and asked how his wife was doing. Judging from his reply, teh wife was in teh hospital having all kindsa lower-GI testing done. Teh man sounded sad and angry that there was not yet a diagnosis. He said, in all seriousness “they keep testing and testing but they don’t know what’s wrong with her yet. I guess it’s just process of elimination.”
I had to go to the back room until I could keep a straight face.
Ai wuz workin aht Mikkey D’s back inna day……guy came thru teh drive-thru an sed:
“I want a Big Mac,a large fries,and a muzzle for my wife”
She wuz in teh car,and wuz NAWT happy!
(awl us wurkers had a giggul,tho)
ohai, PB2K, glad tu se yu iz impruving. Wbc stil nedes tu dubul oar moar.(Ai wruked ina lab, going arown stiking peepls nd cownting dere bludz lawng tiem ago.) If it goze da saim az itz duing it wil be sune.
Ohai, LCB! I jus wunnid to menshun that wun uv yor proteges haz mayd sum beeg stryds laytlee. On teh mowntin lyin pikshor (Hmm . . . the zebra looks good) teh uther day, Tidmum swoopt in an stole a beh-beh tapir!
It wuz amayzing. Wun minnit teh beh-beh was in mah pawz. I wuz handin it to leeza-b. Teh neggst it wuz gon! *poof!*
*shuffles paw, luks down, whispurs* I fink Tidmum may haz teh instinks uv a burglar . . . *runs away*
I lern mah skills frum a Legend
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Akshully i can say a pollogy plz?
I mis reeded teh fred an I thot teh paw bebbeh Tapir wuz gunna be gibbed teh teh Lolion/Puma/Panfer…Big Cat, an I wuz lyke *NOooooooo!!* *Bebbeh Tapir nawt dinner onna hoof for Cat* *I will saybe dat paw innusent sweetie Tapir an Himz cum lib in mah Gardin insted*…
So I steeled him kwik as litenin an Bebbeh is nao libbin in luxury wib a mud wallo an trees an grass an stuff …
So yoo see I wuz nawt really steelin himz.Jess “relocatin” himz to a playce of sanctuary …
it’ll alwayz rrembers me of mai frens gramma who toll dat joke, she relly talked lak det! My ring really did sound lak merang (cheez, i cant even spell right anymore!)
Oh, sry. I guess u fell thru teh clucks, er, cracks.
Ok, at teh count of 3 I will snap mah fingers and u will wake up. U will remember nothing of what went on while u were hypnomatized, but whenever u see a symbol on ur computer screen that looks like a quilt block, u will jump up on ur desk and sing “Surrey Wif Teh Fringes on Top” in Pig Latin.
1… 2… 3… *snap*
There. Now why don’t u look at some comments on ICHC?
u ramynzez me uv uh gaym we yoosta plai n cawlij ware we wood putz lawng pawzez n strateejik playsiz uv r cawnvursayshunz. Da gaym purdee much indid wun dai win Sam wuz retreevin uh geology projik offa himz bookshewf, n Derrik sez:
“Samz gittin himz roks awf…
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…
…
…
da shewf”
“Taykin him owtsyd, to see wut he lukliyk in teh lite”?
An taht’s nawt a nyse wai tteh diskryb teh Angsty Wun’s bedrum; a mud wallo an trees an grass an stuff!!
Crikey Ambercat!! Yoo been lukkin froo mah Winders?
Akshully her rume be contaminayted,prolly… I dun wanna go in der!!
Teh Tapir libbin in mah big bak gardin-Iz eeben gawt sum priddy planters an a pergola to ofsett teh trees an grass!!-Mr T.M bilded dem lass weekend so dey awl fresh an noo. fermah liddle fren to admiyre.
Itz alrite Tidmum!
U thot u were savin the bebbeh from a, er, venison like fate!
Lukkilee fur me, Gremlin fownd anudder bebbeh tapir hiding under teh cownter… I is still wayting to see if itz a boi or a gurl. But it shur it schnorgullee!!
Wel , ai new dat. Tidmum iz jus a natchrul born mama. But speke ub stele sumfing, hooz gud at clime a ladur? Ai jus notis wile ago cherriez on da naburs tree nd dey iz owt ub dere fur remodul hause. wen wrkmenz go hoam we goze ober dere nd libr8 sum cherriez, k?
Ownly abowt 3 hefalumpz wil fit nd da wai wind iz blo rite naow dey mite fawl. oar cherries mite awl fawl tu.Iz liek da whompingwilow. Nebbur saw wind blo so hard ina wintur tiem.
Tell LCB dere is dimonds in teh pits
Undress the tree wif a leef blower and then it will be so embarrassed it will drop teh cherries wile it covers itself
Vault into teh middul wif a bukkit
Fyrmanz ar berry bizy tuday. We hab big fyr up ina mowntinz. Moast ub smoak iz blo uvvur wai . Iz berry windee. So maibe Coastgard can helping us insted.
Like a game of “tag” where the person who is IT is blindfolded or keeps his eyes closed. He cannot see the other players, and they should be as quiet as they can – difficult to do splashing in a pool! He calls “Marco!” and they respond “Polo!” Really fun, harder to play in deep water.
nawt neske-nesse…. nawt ‘speshulee…
teh pointy-(ends) ub teh gaim is foar one purrson to cubbers dem ais, an trai to finde teh udders by ONLEE SOUND…*nawt* bai peekin…
Mkay, well the ones that are being “sought” by the “seeker” try to evade them…
So, Kid #1 yells “MARCO”… Kids #2, #3 etc. have to yell back, “POLO”
Then, Kid #1 has to lunge towards the voices, trying to nab Kids#2,#3 etc
BEFORE they escape him/her. Laik chaysin’ aftur shaddoes…
Seeker: Challenged to be quick
Sought: Challenged to be quicker to get away
Ai seme to hav miszed taht gaem. a variashun on waer polo? but awlso sum of hide-an-seek — cownting, not peeking? iz confuzzled. O wel, not mush impoartant
Nom nom nom !!
Cherry pie..cherrie jam…cherryade…cherry clafoutais…cherry…cherry…
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Doan yoo be gettin stuk up no ladders nao gmwgs!! Send in teh Cherry Liberation Armee!
not kidding-a friend of mine had to move out of their house cuz of a fire, and while it was being repaired, someone stole their asparagus! roots n all, they (the roots) had been in the ground for several years, you know it takes about 3 or so years for them to produce decent asparigus…..thats one of the strangest things I ever heard of getting stolen.
Yeah LCB! It already has moar votes than enny around it!
How long did it taek for it to show up on teh voting page?
I submitted dis a few days ago, and nuffin yet. http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1180858
*sniff*
I fot it waz gud pic and OK catshun.
Hao duz I gets mah personal pics to teh lolbuilder so other peeps can use dem?
Mines only took a few minnits, and in recent experience that seems to be teh norm. It’s scary sometimes how quick it is.
I liked urs, tho and voted for it. Then I clucked like a chikken.
I dunno about teh pics, tho. I’ve ben wondering that myself. One thing that can happen is that peeps can look at ur profile and if you have enabled your personal pics to be viewed by everyone or made a lol out of them, then they can Recaption ur pic. But as for getting it in the general pool, I have no idear.
Ahhh…u clucked liek a chikken…teh LOL iz working.
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I member u saying dat ur lol came up fast before. Oh well, I’ll keep trying. I’ll try to find owt hao to gets pics in teh pool, and let peeps kno, wen I find owt.
Gud Luk, LCB!!!
Thx. It took me monthsandmonths to finally get something on teh voting page in teh first place but after that I hads better lucks. Still only ever got 1 on teh main page so far, though, and that was in January.
BTW, how did u take that pic? Looks like kitteh is sitting next to a winder or glass door. Did u cut a hole in teh glass? Or was it flopped in *whispers* Photoshop? Ok if it was, I’m just curious. It’s teh kitteh in me.
No, nawt photochopped.
TJ waz standing by teh patio door asking to go out. I juss put teh camera above him, next to teh glass, and click. I didn’t fink it luked odd, butts I can see ware u mite fink it duz.
Fanky, LCB! I fownd owt dat it b awn da voatin paijiz oanlee win I wuz rivyoowin mai lolz n seen dat it b gittin voats. I lookt at da nawt sekkund 15 paijiz but it musta rowld awf awlriddy…
Wat wif mai reel werk n awl, I doan awlwaiz gitz 2 serf ICHC inna tiemlee mannur…. It b uh shaym win werk innerfearz wif ur innertaynmint
Ai voted fur dat wun wiffowt eben realizing it wuz yerz! Ai had wun yesterday – “Can’t heer you — wallpaypur too lowd.” Prittee kitteh – HIDEOUS wallpaper. Ai fink it’s around page 50 by now…
I just looked. *shrug* One Photoshop troll and then a buncha peeps who have a legitimate request mabye but are making it in teh rong place. I doesn’t has a problem wif teh pic mahself but can see how some peeps would.
Not worth risking inhaling at teh rong moment and swallowin a blowdart.
I liekz ur lol nightshayde! Da kitteh n ur pikshur lookz zaklee liek mai kitteh Mithril — ebben haz shynee furz rownd da ejiz n da yello aiz. Purdee
*mai preshussssssss*
ur cheetin! i can seez ur eyez!
am nawt
r tew
am nawt
r tew
am nawt
r tew
If dey’re nawt an’ de uvva one sez dey’re tew, an’ tew ekwals sekkund, den dey’re nawt sekkund. Obzervashun kitteh konfurms dat dis iz da kase.
an datz teh name of dat tune!
I kan nayme dat tuna in five.
GMTA!
master…just call me grasshopper….
Konga-rat-uu-lay-shunz, friscokitteh! Nawt sekkund! Wat drink an danz wood U liek?
lez has some eye-talian drinks n dezzertz
so sum galato.. tira mee soo… and maybee… sum limoncello????
Ammaretto(nomaeretto??)…..bizcotti…..
Grappa….
Ohh,yesh….ai will grabba deh grappa,pleez….
eeck… r u going to see the moovie tunite??
Noes…wuz nawt plannin onnit…..ai lieks to wayt until deh rush dyes down.
soundz lubberly! on[]vbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbju
one of each plz…,(sry, kitteh on keyboard)
i has some bleenees, n e one?
Hey…..one uv our vendurs jus caim in deh office wif….CHOKKLIT !!!!!
**** throws chokklit out to awl deh cheezpeeps ******
Enjoyz!
yaaaa! fnaks eeeek!
n fanks bery muchlee, sakee!
Wellcome az all-wayz
He peeking! He’s peeking!
Gettin wermer
So clos! but so far…
Ai’m gettin teh naym “Jak” – Dus teh naym Jak meen enneefink to enneewun?
LOLZ Ambercat!
I’ll nebber letz go….
Ohai, Leeza, ai be fink maibe we shud hyr a teem tu clene up da skwerlz wen dey finich da wippycremes. shud we advurtyz fur a cadre ub catz? must hab gud strong tung nd be wiling tu wurk hard.
Thats a gud ideeya gma!
Guess we needz to trane them yung, to make sure they duzznt try to eet teh skwirrlz tho…
Skwerlz iz tuffer dan wun finkz. Mai kittehz leebz dem ALOWN.
‘strooth! A few years ago, when we hads teh elebenty-year cicadas, teh skwerlz was nomming up all teh dead cicarcasses that was EVRYWHARE and getting reel bad attitudes if u got between them and their noms.
One even pulled a gun on me.
As far as u know.
Oh noes! I haz let go!
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/17/oh-noes-i-has-let-go/#comments
Yes! I has a jack in teh trunk of mah car. Did he died from lack of oxygens?
Yes. I’m afraid there has been a Jack Deth.
@@@@@ !!
Ba-dump-bum! *ch!*
I’m pretty sure LCB set that one up intentionally, btw… am I right?
Um, actually, not on purpose, but puns often follow me around so I must be enabling them somehow. Teh other day I was telling mah BF about how teh back of mah tollet tank is at a angle and so teh lid doesn’t fit… flush on teh tank. He axed me teh same kwestion u just did.
It doesn’t come from me; it comes thru me.
For 16 cents a day, u can stop this.
U is punsessed!
Or shud that be pwnsessed?
Pleez gib to teh “Stop teh Gratooitis Puns ” fund todai…
THX
Ai will, wunce I come apun there offis.
…offis is dere,upun dat hill….
If yu cross a bandit wiv a punster, du yu get a pundit?
Noes….yu get LCB !!!!
Oh, noze! Ebbreewun, sabe da pun! Iz mush fun! Naow Aim dun.
Der iz nuffing kwite so sweet
Az a couplet whoz lines won’t meet
Hmm. I’m this way with rhymes, especially if I’m not very awake. Where do I put the 16 cents?
Hay, THAT didn’t rhyme!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/22/funny-pictures-ridin-qwerty/#comment-329425
Just give him time…
…..anna dime…..
or a lime
and a song in 4/4 time…
*heddesk*
duplicated rhyme…
not like that’s a crime
if it were, prizun wals yud climb
Yes, if I wuz in my prime-
Yu wuud, coz to cheezburgers dey add grime
tihs iz punishmint sublime!
better then punishmint uv slime!
n hear we r back to teh ‘pun’ishmints……..whine, whine….
*headdesk*
oar harrazmint bai a mime…
in himz imbizible bawx, he climb
(eggscaylint, frisco!!)
Listnin tew wylde mtn thyme
Stawp da rimin naow! I meenit!
*flits*
Awww, sweetMOM — I nawt triein 2 stawp da rimin…
I jess feedin uh strait lyn frum Prisiss Bryd:
Vizzini: “Stawm da rimin naow! I meenit!”
Fezzik: “Duz ennybuddy wanna peenut?”
Vizzini: “Aaarrrggghhh!!!”
dear God, it’s catching…
…and I seem to be cured!
(did u finally ges MOAR CAOBELLS?)
Stop all that rhyming, now! I mean it!
Anybody want some cashews?
Ai eshoo teh cashoo!
Make sure u eschoo it 32 times afore swallowing.
geezundheit!
(ur not following teh script, Teho..)
and a small slyce uv lime…
whish iz eaten bai teh mime
hu got there in time
to add the thyme
That’s because I’m writing the script, Leeza.
[smoothly dons sunglasses one-handed]
*laffs quietly as Teho pokes hisself in teh eye*
Not my fault.
WordPress.
One time when I was in college and working atta fast food place, I was getting a man’s fuds reddy a lady who knew him came up to the counter and asked how his wife was doing. Judging from his reply, teh wife was in teh hospital having all kindsa lower-GI testing done. Teh man sounded sad and angry that there was not yet a diagnosis. He said, in all seriousness “they keep testing and testing but they don’t know what’s wrong with her yet. I guess it’s just process of elimination.”
I had to go to the back room until I could keep a straight face.
i’m surpised you dint say, “i hoeps ebbrything comes out all right”
I would have if teh power of speech had not left me.
Besides, I was just Teh Halp. Not sposed to comment on eevesdropped conversations.
Why wud dat stawp yu? Ai awlwaiz hab trublol kepe mai mouf shut.
Ai wuz workin aht Mikkey D’s back inna day……guy came thru teh drive-thru an sed:
“I want a Big Mac,a large fries,and a muzzle for my wife”
She wuz in teh car,and wuz NAWT happy!
(awl us wurkers had a giggul,tho)
OMG–bet that wuz the s*….mmmm….pitz!
Az lawngz az teh pitz diddunt hitz teh fann…
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Wawk toward teh lite!!
noes!! don’t go to teh lite kitteh…..
go to the window….go to the window…..go to the window….
… now cluck like a chikken … cluck like a chikken … cluck like a chikken…
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bwaack!! bwaack!! bwaaaaack!!
nao go tell Susan wut a bad girl she iz foar shmoochin Caspian!
*sniff* *sniff*
nobunny gotted mai Beetles “HALP” ref.
nobunny unnerstnaz mee….
*sniff*
nummer nain … nummer nain … nummer nain …
(n 2 da toon uv yello sub-merang)
We awl livvz n uh sewshul kwarunteen
sewshul kwarunteen
sewshul kwarunteen…
Lite kitteh laks sum feechurs
Taests grate AND is less fillin.
Der Pinbawl Kitteh is told:
“go to the mirror qat (do do do do dum de dum)
Go to the mirror qat!”
HAY! We is playin no touch!
I command you – be healed!
The power of LOL compels you. The power of LOL compels you. The power of LOL compels you…
ohai, PB2K, glad tu se yu iz impruving. Wbc stil nedes tu dubul oar moar.(Ai wruked ina lab, going arown stiking peepls nd cownting dere bludz lawng tiem ago.) If it goze da saim az itz duing it wil be sune.
yup – teh nermal iz 4-10. So I’z gotta double wuht I’z got nao. but iffn fings go teh wai tehy hab bin, I mite be dere 2morro!
Tihs iz teh bezt gnuz yeti!!!!
{{{PB2K}}}
fish owt ob waturz…
…n awntu mah playt!
gibs ett tew mii liev… and *shakes* whriggggloling….
Talk to teh paw
Ai…tinx .ai…canz ….reech…teh…catnip……YESH !!!!
If u plays this game in a chikken coop, does u say “Marco!” “Pollo”?
onlee if itz a mexican foop…er coop
¡I hereby re-christen thee “Locoburglar”!
Es muy loco en la cabezza !
Ohai, LCB! I jus wunnid to menshun that wun uv yor proteges haz mayd sum beeg stryds laytlee. On teh mowntin lyin pikshor (Hmm . . . the zebra looks good) teh uther day, Tidmum swoopt in an stole a beh-beh tapir!
It wuz amayzing. Wun minnit teh beh-beh was in mah pawz. I wuz handin it to leeza-b. Teh neggst it wuz gon! *poof!*
*shuffles paw, luks down, whispurs* I fink Tidmum may haz teh instinks uv a burglar . . . *runs away*
Yes, Tidmum has shown grate promise. She might just be reddy for her training mask. It’s not bad, oncet u gets used to teh wheels bein in ur eers.
How bout u? Did u get all teh exploding dye outta ur face fur?
I thot it wuz more liek the -swoop- uv a chikkin hawk, myselfs.
Why yes, I did. Teh eggstra-strength klenser bothered mah eys, an it seems sum of mah orinj stryps haz warshed awf! Hao imbarrissin!
But utherwize, I appears to be pritteh mush gud as new. Yoo is kwite teh trikster, LCB, in addishun to yor skilz as a punster . . .
Ur stripes will grows back eventually. Meanwhile, I has a incredible marker here that I can use to drawr them in temporarily-like.
*drawrs stripes on Gremlin’s face*
*drwars other stuff too*
There! That should was rite off with *consults label on marker* — whoops. I thot it sayed “incredible” but it rilly sayed “indelible”. Whoopsie!
Fankoo, LCB. I needed those stryps! Ah feels HOLE agin!
*wanders off, lukkin pleezd*
o Hai gremlin’… wai duz it sai “No Parking” awn yer cheek?
Adn Post No Bills awn yer levt haunch?
An EXIT ONLY on yer…um, behind you?
(axshully leeb taht wun tehre foar teh vet tech)
dew nawt want!!!!
I lern mah skills frum a Legend
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Akshully i can say a pollogy plz?
I mis reeded teh fred an I thot teh paw bebbeh Tapir wuz gunna be gibbed teh teh Lolion/Puma/Panfer…Big Cat, an I wuz lyke *NOooooooo!!* *Bebbeh Tapir nawt dinner onna hoof for Cat* *I will saybe dat paw innusent sweetie Tapir an Himz cum lib in mah Gardin insted*…
So I steeled him kwik as litenin an Bebbeh is nao libbin in luxury wib a mud wallo an trees an grass an stuff
So yoo see I wuz nawt really steelin himz.Jess “relocatin” himz to a playce of sanctuary …
I can has Trainin mask nao Plz?
We’ll have to schedule a Masking Ceremony.
Then to celebrate afterwards, well have a Masked Mask Masque!
will that be in DaMaskus?
Hay LCB… wud u mind un-hypnotizin mee….??? I haz bin cluckin liek a chikking fur 30 minnits now, and my wings is getting tired!!
Nawt yet! Ai need wun moar egg fur teh merang.
Whut do yu get when a chickn eets a firecrakur?
Hen grenades!
Whuts teh tasteest fing to make from hen grenades?
A boom-merang.
:snerk:
hao dew u catch a unique rabbit?
u neek up on him!
hao dew u catch a tame rabbit?
TAME WAY!
ba dum bump!!!
Whut dew ewe cawllit win a bovine eets a hangrinade?
Abombinabull
Adn win ett splodes?
Noebull
nawt tew worriez–wez be heer awl week!
Tri teh veal!
(& tip yer waitrezz)
dija no hoew my hand iz lak a pi????
gotz merang onnit!
sry old joke….had to dew it!
wuz n00 tew mii!
(Adn Ai bot manee joek buuks aza chyld!)
it’ll alwayz rrembers me of mai frens gramma who toll dat joke, she relly talked lak det! My ring really did sound lak merang (cheez, i cant even spell right anymore!)
Eff yew hadnit sayd taht, Ai wud hab thot yew wroet ett taht whey on porpoise.
gess i shud keep mai beeg mouf shutted (er iz it keebord orf!)
Oh, sry. I guess u fell thru teh clucks, er, cracks.
Ok, at teh count of 3 I will snap mah fingers and u will wake up. U will remember nothing of what went on while u were hypnomatized, but whenever u see a symbol on ur computer screen that looks like a quilt block, u will jump up on ur desk and sing “Surrey Wif Teh Fringes on Top” in Pig Latin.
1… 2… 3… *snap*
There. Now why don’t u look at some comments on ICHC?
Yu iz pyur ebil. hee hee.
but.. but… but… the piggy latin will thro teh timings awl off!
I fink I will remane a chikkin insted.
At leest I can make my own breakfust.
Waitaminnit! How does u know u was a chikken? U was sposed to forget everything.
I believe this situation calls for … *musical sting* … a debriefing!
Uh… chikkins can fly, u noes.
***disappears up into the top uv the neerest cherrie tree**
*must….. nawt… maek….. commint….. abowt….. leeza’s…. cherrie
…
…
…
tree*
u ramynzez me uv uh gaym we yoosta plai n cawlij ware we wood putz lawng pawzez n strateejik playsiz uv r cawnvursayshunz. Da gaym purdee much indid wun dai win Sam wuz retreevin uh geology projik offa himz bookshewf, n Derrik sez:
“Samz gittin himz roks awf…
…
…
…
…
da shewf”
Aiz sew glad ai dint haz a mouf full ob tee wen ai red dat!
It wooda bin k innywai eben ifn u did … tee b gud 4 da synisiz win u bloez it owt ur noaz
jeeologee iz bad enuf wifowt teh pawzes.
Haev tew keyp a strayt fayce adn lektchur awn:
cleavage
bedding playnez
interfingring
penetrating twinz
“Taykin him owtsyd, to see wut he lukliyk in teh lite”?
An taht’s nawt a nyse wai tteh diskryb teh Angsty Wun’s bedrum; a mud wallo an trees an grass an stuff!!
Crikey Ambercat!! Yoo been lukkin froo mah Winders?
fermah liddle fren to admiyre.
Akshully her rume be contaminayted,prolly… I dun wanna go in der!!
Teh Tapir libbin in mah big bak gardin-Iz eeben gawt sum priddy planters an a pergola to ofsett teh trees an grass!!-Mr T.M bilded dem lass weekend so dey awl fresh an noo.
Itz alrite Tidmum!
U thot u were savin the bebbeh from a, er, venison like fate!
Lukkilee fur me, Gremlin fownd anudder bebbeh tapir hiding under teh cownter… I is still wayting to see if itz a boi or a gurl. But it shur it schnorgullee!!
Skweeeeeeeeeeee teh Tapirs -I lubs dem.
Lesse, yoo TUK teh tapir. But yoo diddn STEEL heem. *hmm, strokes stryp-less chin*
Lemme gess, yoo wuz just liberaytin heem fur heemz own gud.
Dis lojik ees startin to sownd fameelyar. Neggst yoo will be steelin fuds fur teh naykid an clothes fur teh hongree.
*luks akkyusikaytinglee at LCB* Yor rite, teh larceny is strong in this wun!
Hoo? Me? Nebber!!
Wel , ai new dat. Tidmum iz jus a natchrul born mama. But speke ub stele sumfing, hooz gud at clime a ladur? Ai jus notis wile ago cherriez on da naburs tree nd dey iz owt ub dere fur remodul hause. wen wrkmenz go hoam we goze ober dere nd libr8 sum cherriez, k?
beddur check to make sure itz not elolphants hiding.
They paints their toenayles red to hides in teh cherriee treez…
an to get daon tehy sits awn a leef an wayts til Ortum…
Ownly abowt 3 hefalumpz wil fit nd da wai wind iz blo rite naow dey mite fawl. oar cherries mite awl fawl tu.Iz liek da whompingwilow. Nebbur saw wind blo so hard ina wintur tiem.
Woss teh lowdest sown inna jungle?
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Giraffes eetin cherries!!!!
Cherries? Yum!
Ladder? DO NOT WANT! There must be another way to liberate teh cherries.
Lessee…
Ask them nicely to come down
Blow on them real hard
Claim they is being oppressed and send in teh army
D…
Dunk da tree in tree rimova
Eggsplane to cherries abowt cheezburgers
Frow da loch nezz monstu at dem
G…
Getz LCB to steelz dem….
Holdz deh werkmenz hostage…
Incytes a riot…
J…..
Gib a leg up fur sumwun tu clime
Fined a chaare tu stand awn
ooops , doant no aflabet. ok.
Hunt fur chare ” ” “
Dial teh fyremenz…
Ellophant reppellent…
Float inna bubbul to deh branches….
G…..
HIDE from teh chereez ’till *dey* seek U!…
Imagin’ teh chereez are alrebby dauwn…
Jump reel o Hai…
K….
Gigglol at tehm
Hurl a hurlin fing at tehm
Irritate tehm
J..
…o Hai, I got taht RONG… (agen??) ::blush::
Noo wuz me!! I slow typerist!! Sawree Cheshirepat
Kangaroo jump up and get ‘em
Loose grabbity and flote up
Make teh skwirrlz clime up and pick them
Nag tehm wif teh best annoying mama-voyce
Over-jump teh tree an grab ‘em awn yur wai ober
Pik em wif a cherry-picker
quarrel wif workerz til tehy frow teh cherriez
read Vogan poetree till teh cherriez gib up and fall tehmsevls
shake teh trunk furriously
t….
Tell LCB dere is dimonds in teh pits
Undress the tree wif a leef blower and then it will be so embarrassed it will drop teh cherries wile it covers itself
Vault into teh middul wif a bukkit
wrinkel noez, liek in Bewhichd
xylofone stiks froan vry hrd
yell reeelee lowd
zealouslee bownse awna pogo schtick
Fyrmanz ar berry bizy tuday. We hab big fyr up ina mowntinz. Moast ub smoak iz blo uvvur wai . Iz berry windee. So maibe Coastgard can helping us insted.
Nawt da Mareenz. Gotz bad harecutz ,cary gunz, nd daont no haow tu smyl
Noe, Ai wud ravfer sii teh Coestgard, tew.
Grab them from the electric company’s “cherry picker”
Heave roks at tehm
Inspire tehm to lepe offf teh tree
K…..
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………but (rubbs toe in dirt) wil sumboddy pleze exsplane the LOL to mee? Mus be sumfing about marco polo taht I don unnerstan
abbycat
haz u nevver played Marco Polo in teh swimmin pool??
Iz gayme u play inna pool….u haz nawt herd uv dis ??
Can also be played inna chikken coop, but — and this is eggstreamly impoartant — NOT BAREFOOTS.
And yes, “eggstreamly” was not planned, it just came out that way. Sigh.
Hey…we haz gibben our 16 cents 2 da fund….stawp that !!!
U needs to give 16 cents apiece. Not collectively.
“Collectively”? AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
We may needz Dr. Tinycat to luk at u.
Ai habb eben sede it but stil donut unnurstan. Wud ai unnurstan if ai cud swim?
Like a game of “tag” where the person who is IT is blindfolded or keeps his eyes closed. He cannot see the other players, and they should be as quiet as they can – difficult to do splashing in a pool! He calls “Marco!” and they respond “Polo!” Really fun, harder to play in deep water.
nawt neske-nesse…. nawt ‘speshulee…
teh pointy-(ends) ub teh gaim is foar one purrson to cubbers dem ais, an trai to finde teh udders by ONLEE SOUND…*nawt* bai peekin…
Nd den wut hapunz? wy? stil jus doan getz it. Dere’z lawtz ub fingz ina whirld Ai jus du nawt unnurstanz. ob tews!
itz a kids game gma.. onlee poynt is, kids think itz fun, duzznt haz to make sense!
Mmm, haz nebber playd tag?
I am sowwy. I fot I wuz onli wun.
Mkay, well the ones that are being “sought” by the “seeker” try to evade them…
So, Kid #1 yells “MARCO”… Kids #2, #3 etc. have to yell back, “POLO”
Then, Kid #1 has to lunge towards the voices, trying to nab Kids#2,#3 etc
BEFORE they escape him/her. Laik chaysin’ aftur shaddoes…
Seeker: Challenged to be quick
Sought: Challenged to be quicker to get away
anee beddur?
Just reread that comment and it didn’t come out quite right. Not meant to be snotty. Sorry.
My comment. I think I’ll go play somewhere else, now.
No, it wasSNOT…ai meen it wuz NAWT! Ur fain, MelONyx…
Ai seme to hav miszed taht gaem. a variashun on waer polo? but awlso sum of hide-an-seek — cownting, not peeking? iz confuzzled. O wel, not mush impoartant
heer, abbycat – check owt teh wikipedia artikul, it mite spane fings moar thorolee:
en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Marco_Polo_(game)
(take owt teh spacez in teh linkee)
Nom nom nom !!
Cherry pie..cherrie jam…cherryade…cherry clafoutais…cherry…cherry…
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Doan yoo be gettin stuk up no ladders nao gmwgs!! Send in teh Cherry Liberation Armee!
Ai no. Ai fawlz orf da ladurz tu eezy. Yur sugjeschunz wil uze awl wutz dere. nom! Akshul ai bort sum cherries but dey nebbur taistz kwite az gud.
Chokklit cubbered cherries…….
sounz bueno to me…I lurves cherries!
not kidding-a friend of mine had to move out of their house cuz of a fire, and while it was being repaired, someone stole their asparagus! roots n all, they (the roots) had been in the ground for several years, you know it takes about 3 or so years for them to produce decent asparigus…..thats one of the strangest things I ever heard of getting stolen.
Tehy wurrent steelN ett
tehy whir moevN ett tew safr plaise wif noe fyre damnage….
nebar thunked uv it dat waez b fore!
I think SMOM might be next in line for a training mask!
0.o
Ai am abul tew git maiselv intew titespawts….
Purrhapz Ai am tew smawlizh tew maek orf wif anee but teh teensi tiny schtuff.
Reech out an touch someonez
Can you feelz teh power?!
u is it! ( i cheet!)
Oh, hay guise! I gots a pic on teh voting page rite now. Is on teh first page at teh moment, will get pushed back soon for shirley.
Is pic of 2 white ducks saysing: “Can’t play game until goose gets here”
Vote for me and I’ll rhyme for free!
yew gotz mai bote! ur still on nawt second page, but only by 1 picture.
Now it’s on teh top of teh 2nd page.
Here is link to it on mah profile but I srsly don’t knoes if teh votes it gets there count toward getting it on teh main page.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1195512
Yeah LCB! It already has moar votes than enny around it!
How long did it taek for it to show up on teh voting page?
I submitted dis a few days ago, and nuffin yet.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1180858
*sniff*
I fot it waz gud pic and OK catshun.
Hao duz I gets mah personal pics to teh lolbuilder so other peeps can use dem?
Mines only took a few minnits, and in recent experience that seems to be teh norm. It’s scary sometimes how quick it is.
I liked urs, tho and voted for it. Then I clucked like a chikken.
I dunno about teh pics, tho. I’ve ben wondering that myself. One thing that can happen is that peeps can look at ur profile and if you have enabled your personal pics to be viewed by everyone or made a lol out of them, then they can Recaption ur pic. But as for getting it in the general pool, I have no idear.
Ahhh…u clucked liek a chikken…teh LOL iz working.
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I member u saying dat ur lol came up fast before. Oh well, I’ll keep trying. I’ll try to find owt hao to gets pics in teh pool, and let peeps kno, wen I find owt.
Gud Luk, LCB!!!
Thx. It took me monthsandmonths to finally get something on teh voting page in teh first place but after that I hads better lucks. Still only ever got 1 on teh main page so far, though, and that was in January.
BTW, how did u take that pic? Looks like kitteh is sitting next to a winder or glass door. Did u cut a hole in teh glass? Or was it flopped in *whispers* Photoshop? Ok if it was, I’m just curious. It’s teh kitteh in me.
No, nawt photochopped.
TJ waz standing by teh patio door asking to go out. I juss put teh camera above him, next to teh glass, and click. I didn’t fink it luked odd, butts I can see ware u mite fink it duz.
Egg-sullint lol, LCB!! I dun givded u uh faiv!
I can haz nuvver lol awn voatin payj, but it musta roald awf purdee kwik cuz I doodnt c it b4 I fownd owt it wuz gittin voatz
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1187437
I sawr that before and voted!
They put about elebenty-umpteen pics on teh voting pages every day so you gotta look quick or else dig deep to find it.
Fanky, LCB! I fownd owt dat it b awn da voatin paijiz oanlee win I wuz rivyoowin mai lolz n seen dat it b gittin voats. I lookt at da nawt sekkund 15 paijiz but it musta rowld awf awlriddy…
Wat wif mai reel werk n awl, I doan awlwaiz gitz 2 serf ICHC inna tiemlee mannur….
It b uh shaym win werk innerfearz wif ur innertaynmint
Ai voted fur dat wun wiffowt eben realizing it wuz yerz! Ai had wun yesterday – “Can’t heer you — wallpaypur too lowd.” Prittee kitteh – HIDEOUS wallpaper. Ai fink it’s around page 50 by now…
I came, I sawr, I voted!
Then I went and warshed mah eyeballs. That was some ugly wallpapers!
Yup yup.
In caes yew haz nawt seen teh HALP rekwestz… plz to be gettin yer blowdartz. Teh trollz haz arrived on teh roo fred.
I just looked. *shrug* One Photoshop troll and then a buncha peeps who have a legitimate request mabye but are making it in teh rong place. I doesn’t has a problem wif teh pic mahself but can see how some peeps would.
Not worth risking inhaling at teh rong moment and swallowin a blowdart.
****sighs****
U r rite,LCB……we shuld jus be habbin our fun an ignore deh trolls!
I liekz ur lol nightshayde! Da kitteh n ur pikshur lookz zaklee liek mai kitteh Mithril — ebben haz shynee furz rownd da ejiz n da yello aiz. Purdee
*mai preshussssssss*
dey iz nawt in wadder. iz nawt reel Marco Polo
*snurt*
Um…. cheezpeepz? Ai finks wii mai haz to muster a troll-huntin partee. Deyz awluvasuddun comin owt ob teh woodwerkz on teh nawty roo fred.
Yesh……lets get deh trolls! Dey ruined mai nawt sekkund nawt sekkund wif dere “iz nawt a lyon,iz a puuma…” stoopidity!
Wutt?
Teh nurve ub dem punks! I’ll BITEZ em! I’ll KICKS em! I’ll doo itt
wiff all 4 hoofs tied behind mah back!
Trolls, beware! DIS cud bee ur fate!
ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jLmIBDS5DarmXFp7VdeTN3noF-DwD90PINN00
Gayme ……Oaver
(Dere mptyeeing teh puul)