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oh. hello kate moss how r u
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I thought it wuz Twiggy…(my age, let me show you it)
>^..^<
I approve.
concats awn ur nawt sekkund, Chessie!!! Drinks anda dancie for yew?
ty…
Hot tea here (iz cold!)
tea awl arownd!! And mebbe we can be prackticing owr cat walks? (remember to stop half way down teh runway to chase tail in cirkles!)
awwh-
I wantz ta doos a cake walk!
hear- letz awl beez lolygoogs! n doos da lolygog cake walk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ksrjwn2ew&feature=related
(neber herd it ona git ar be4!)
momcat
It wuz luvlee. Tank u berry mush for showsing it.
Uv corse iz cold. . . Uz iz in a snow bank!!
OOOOooo{{{{brrrrrr}}}}}} Tahnks fur teh tee! It IZ cold!1 But can enewun see waht is going awn up there?? Teh bubblol went up – an disappeered! Spooo kee!
Ai wuz trai tu lurn haow tu maik da bublolz . haopz ai dint cawz a problum.
abowt bankz: can put in snoz oar fogz oar ribburz nd taikz owt wen yu nedez?
hab awlwaiz bin a mistree tu me wy dey cawlz if dat nawt da wai it wurkz.
:giglol:
oh SMOM, dis wuz teh pikshur ai fort ob wen you sed
*waves little stick-like arm*
how funnnneeeeee and heer it is!!
yew mus nao twitcherliddel antenneees!
*wiggle twitch wigglol*
Ai kan sii wai yew thot ob this!
(*dooin bestest impreshun uv Kermit da frawg*)
“Itz da Muppit Show wif r berry speshull gest stawr, Twiggee! Yaaahhhhh!!!!”
I memberz dat win it wun awn da nawt sekkund tiem…. I b rite dere wif u Chessie
BTW, duz ur naym haz inny relayshun 2 da See In Owe raylrode? I luvvz dere kittehz!
Dat wuz bery gud Kermit impreshun, Aahz. Ai kin heerz Kermee in mah hed nao (iz nawt a bad fing — ai luvz teh Muppetz).
I duz uh reelee gud impreshun of Kermit IRL … I awlsew duz da Sweedish shef n uh bunch of uvverz.
Mai kidletz liek me 2 reed storeez n doo da voysiz. Dere favritz r Winnee da Poo n Spunjbawb. Mai baws ebben liekz mai Spunjbawb impreshun!
Is the 1.
Grew up ’round trainz. 1 of my nawt-sekkund kittehs was “Chessie” too.
“Sleep like a kitten in air-conditioned comfort”
Dat addvurtyzmint wuz da birf uv Chessie…. n da restest iz histree….
Mai fambly (ggpa, gpa, 2 grateUnklolz & a cuzn) wurked furr teh B&O which joynd teh ChessiePeak N OhaiO. Ai lurves liddil Chessie!!
Adn sumwun heer haz fambly taht werkd awn teh Atchinson Topika N teh Santa Faye.
OOH, OOH,
I haz to add taht my auntee was secretaree to Prezident of B & O for a wile. I has Chessie silk scarfs in green and brown. Veree stylizh.
We can haz kitteh theme fashion show?
ai thot twiggy woz thinnur dan dat twig.
Well played, well played. Five burgers — and if you choose to share them with Twiggy, then so much the better.
RE: (”my age let me sho u it”)
LOLL!! YES! I iz old enuff to remembr twiggy too.
Wuznt der a difrunt pitcher her a sekkund ago??
dats whut ai thot. verry cornfusin!!
Oar am I hallucinating? Thot I saw a chikken. gotta lay off deh nip, I gess.
Mebbe ICHC iz gettin skwirrlee.
cweenmjj – critter is rite!!! Doo yoo hav wun ov yur beeg bubblols wif yoo. We cud taek critter and go up an find her!!
Hao can wee save her?????
*muffled*
Guise? Whare u is? Halp!
hang awn lcb! We will find yoo!! Ai hoep! cweenmj – whare ARE YOO?????
LCB!Oh gud u found us. teh rooster pic seemz to hab disappered cormpletely naow. more and more cornfisin!!!!11!!
*Pullz bublol owt uv pokkit and inflatez it. Tossit up in2 deh air.*
*Blowz it upward.*
*cawlz owt in2 deh darknez ubuv:
LCB!! heerz a bublol 4 u!! Hop in if u ken catch it!!
*shines a lite on teh bublol sew LCB kin mebbe see it beddur*
watch fer pointy endz tho, might make bubbl pop…
ai hopes u getz doan ok, LCB. ai can’t plai heer nemore rite naow. will trai to chek bak latr, otay?
*sendz up a barrage up bubblolz:
☼ ﮦ ○ ∞ ∂ Ọ ۞ ە Ө ˚ ο Ő ° o
Oooh! Bubblols!
*poke! pop!* *poke! pop!*
*poke! pop!* *poke! pop!*
*poke! pop!* *poke! pop!*
*poke! pop!* *poke! pop!*
*poke! pop!* *poke! pop!*
*poke! pop!* *poke! pop!*
*poke! pop!* *poke! pop!*
That was funs!
Still stuck, tho.
Oooooh – ai haz an ideeyuh. Hao abowt if wii fillz teh bilding (are wii in teh Nawtee Barn, btw???) wif waddurz, den sends teh liefgardz and/or teh Coastgardz in a rowboat to bring LCB tew saeftee (since she’s awlreddy worn out teh fyremenz)? Wud hafta be a woodun or metul boat sew teh pointy endz wud nawt foil teh plan….
O guise – just so yoo know. We dont hav a rowboat in teh Nawtee Barn, but tehre is a rather beeg kanooo! an sum life preserbers.
But ai thot – ai thot we were in teh chikken koop ov teh pikchure taht isn’t there enemoar.
an ai wish it were!!
There were sum reelee funnee commints!!
Janet, u is in luck! I still had it on one of mah brower tabs after it disamappeared and I got a screen shot. Is kinda big, but I can e-mails it to u?
After u guise gets me down/out/under/in between from wherever I is now.
whutz u doin upz der lcb? iz u doin da gymnastyics?…… mabe is nawt rafter, mabe iz hi bar?
momcat
Yes! Ai wud laik to have it!
Sillee meh! Ai gess ai jus thot ottomatiklee dat if LCB wuz arownd, and if there wuz talk of fyremenz, wii wud HAFTA be in teh Nawtee Barn.
Donut worree Janet! Iz still heer, between teh gambling kitteh adn teh Halmrk comershul (frum yestferdai). Berree od!
Oh there u r!!
Duz yew haz enny un-poppuhbul bubblolz, Yer Majestee?
Bubblols! Can I pop?
No, U mom.
*heddesk*
ohai cweenmj, an jus when u were needed to halp LCB down outta teh rafters on taht thread, too. Seh culd sure ewes a buuble rite abowt naow. says teh firemens r awl worn out. whut seh mean?
snert
ya… ai sawd it, mebbe it’ll come back?
It relokaded itsef tew yesterday. next tew deh Hawlmark Kitteh. I gess it didn’t like it heer.
O hai again. ai just fownd it way bak there. Taht is SO stranj!!
An nao ai hav to go to bed!! Did MUCH mowing today! But still far frum dun! Gud thing is – mid-July – it doesn’t gro neerlee so fast!! ;D
Gud nite, Janet. mebbe tomorrow ICHC will be bak 2 normal, wuteber normal iz rownd here.
{{Janet}}
whut wuz da nom on da post? wuz it abby-normal?
noooo!r weiz awl gonia writ awl slanty again?
momcat
It b deh “Don’t you wonder which one is inside the fence?” wif a rooster adn a rooster man.
And now I goingz too bed.
Nite momcat. ♥
Iz ebberybudde asleepz nao ?? Ai haz been off deh pyooter awl ebening ahnd thot ai wuld check in b4 beddy bai.
ohai eeck! It R just after midnite heer, so ai R going to bed naow tew.
Nitey-nite!
Kate moss forgot to fatten up for winter. Other skwirells laf at her.
Pssst – KTNF…. ai finks teh TWIG is Kate Moss. Teh skwirell is pleezed to maek her akw… acqw… iz happee to meet her.
O hellokitteh nightshayde, ai snerted at KTNF’s commint ‘cuz I thunk she mint teh twig issa nuther skwerl, butt just abnormally skinny, an teh won on the rite, hoo luks like a skwerl is won ob teh skwerls hoo is larfing at hurr. katemossswereltwig is SOO thinn dat shee luuks lyke a hole diffrunt speshees.
(an shecanhascheezburger. a corm is knot enuff!
dat wuz a bery edjumacted analysis of mai commint (no, fankyew, I liek peppermint). Fank yew berry much, kitkay
Neber mind den. Sry.
*shuffulz bak to teh splort-recubberee cowch*
nooo!!!!!!! {{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}
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pleez to be stayin and playin! Yew were rite dat I switched up teh joek. Ai maded it confuzzling.
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yew want a drag on mai bublol pipe to feel bettr? (member, doant inhale… just, um… pretend?)
*gurgul gurgul gurgul gurg – UH*
*koff koff koff koff*
Ooopz. Mah old habitz – deyz nawt kiwte ded (eben aftur awl deez yeerz)!
*sputter sputter gasp*
*gigglol*
*snikkers*
r u gettin hungreeeeee? kin ai getz u sumpin tew snak on?
um…… wantz specil brownie?
momcat
I didn’t get it until I read the explanation either, nightshayde. So you’re not alone.
yeah, the rooster one. Maybes I broked it with my lame joke?
if sew, ai wud brag abowt it.
o geez can’t even do dis rite…
dis post shuld hav bin wif the questin re: missin bird pic…
ai knowd…. yew probly did put it in teh rite place, but werd press wanted to rearrange teh commentz and stuck it heer instead
au doan tink it’s u, Chessie. tings are actin verry strangly rite naow…comments nawt goin whar tehy sposed to, pics disapeerin complerly. iz weird.
da da da dah da da da dah….
you iz naow in da TWILIT ZONE!
momcat
I see u brot nikole richee wif u.
*snickerz*
snickers?!??? Whare???? nomnomnomnomnom
Ai can haz Milkee Wai insted?
why soitenly…. now dat teh snickers are gone, ai fink i’ll indulge in sum of these delektable peenut buttr cups! yummm
sumthymes yU feel lyka a knut…
sumthymez u doan.
“all-man’s joiz got nutz…”
Maownz doan …
gima a brek
gima a brek
gima a brek uf dat kit-kat bar!
momcat
Deyz noe rong wai 2 eet uh reesiz
Mai favrit reesiz kommurshul wuz da vampyr hoo sez he liekz 2 eet da insyd nawt sekkund, den at teh ind uv da kommurshil dey showz uh reesiz wif 2 hoals ware himz teef wint.
From wat Kate iz standing in, I can see hao she stays so thin.
Mebee teh foto shoot iz in Kolumbia?
Dat tuk meh a minnit — but ai getz it nao! ROFL!!!
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zomg me too!!! ur joeks… dey are too wondermus for mai feeble mynd! WIN!
win nawt-sekkund!
just gotz it. >:)
kayt juss saiz ‘HI’ !!1
*snert*
R shood I sez *snort*
tonight on fox – squirrels on coke
“when I said I wanted photos of squirrels on coke, I didn’t mean I wanted photos of squirrels ON coke !!!”
uh- oh…. datz gonna hurtz wud u prefurs pepsi mebe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHM3_3BMGFc
momcat
that waz teh best part of teh joak – she can has, um, PILEZ OF SNO
liek, srsly a lot
enuf to share with her boyfrend
Cute picture. So so saying.
Ai haz a confoozled, too.
Ai must say, tho — ai lieks dis pikchur beddur dan teh freekee mohawk man. 
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Oh Hai, LCB! Hao iz yew & Esme & Liam doin todai?
O hai. I can heer u but I can’t see u.
Esme and Liam is fines — last I sawr them. I seem to be stuck in limbo somewheres. In teh rafters of limbo! Halp!
Ai caem up wif a plan (see abuv) — but ai *may* needz sum halp wif eks… exek… karreein it owt.
*wif floofee paw cupped 2 deh eer 2 heering bedder*
Wut?? u say ur doing deh limbo wif rafterz?
Iz Rafterz teh name uv 1 uv deh fyrmenz?
…
Why ai nawt fink uv dat?
Dat LCB b sneekee dat way.
Ai betz she iz jus askin for halp tew throw us off… wen it wuz her plan awl along to catch (an relees MUCH laytur) a fyreman.
*cuez teh sinistur muzik*
Wud be too eezee to do teh limbo unner teh rafturz. Teh challinj iz wen teh limbo stik is CLOES to teh floor.
Siwwy LCB…
NO! I said I was *unintelligible* up here in teh *unintelligible* wifout any *unintelligible* and it’s cold and I need to *unintelligible*!
Unintelligible, huh?
…
Ai … um … intellijed it to be teh following:
“Ai am *friskee* up here in teh *Nawty Barn rafturz* wifout any *nikkerz* an it’s cold an I need to *warm up!*”
…
Ai hopez she duz nawt hafta pee.
*goez lukkin fur teh umbrellol*
No, daggummit! I said: *garbled* in teh *garbled* and my *garbled* is *garbled*! I need a *garbled* to put on my *garbled* or my *garbled* will *garbled*.
Hang on, I’m bringing buckets!
Make sure they’re *mumblemumble* and not *mumblemumble* because there’s danger of *mumblemumble* if they come in contact with *mumblemumble*!
Ya noe — if yew wud jus come down HEER, it wud maek it MUCH easier to unnerstan wut yer sayin…
…
…
*sigh*
… an get dat *whispurwhispur* owtta yer mowf wen yer talkin!
Um…lessee….
“Mayk shure dere *mettle* n nawt *plasteek* bcuz derez daynjur of *dizzolvin* if dey kom n kawntak wif *mai P*”
OMG — LCBz ternded n2 n ayliun wif asid 4 P!!!!
I sez wee taykz awf n newk da syt frum orbit….
Oh, fer Pete’s sake!
*takes nuzzer bubblol owt uv pokkit adn
*inflates it, steps inside and flotes up 2 deh
*rafters. Grabs LCB bai eer and pullz her
*in2 bubblol. Den dey floatez down 2 erf
*adn deh bubblol *PoPz* sofflee.**
Ouchies! Mah eer!
Ouchies! I got soap in mah eye!
And there’s still a big piece of *koffkoff* stuck in mah *koffkoff* from teh *koffkoff*.
But thx, cweenmj! I really has to go *koffkoff* now.
Yay cweenmj!!!!eleben!!!! Yew saeveded teh day…. er nite…. er wutebber.
Free cheez 4 cweenmj!
**heepheep hurreee!**
**heepheep hurreee!**
**heepheep hurreee!**
Iz happee sumbuddy noes wat 2 doo n tiemz uv krysis
At leest LCB nawt b deh alien. Seh b her
same old self.
*chex 2 making shur mai crown still
*on mai hed.*
Bai LCB. Schmoo.
*Chex crown wuns moar.*
well dat sayvz us awl a lawt ov trubbul!
eye wuz finkin eye myt nead 2 fyr up teh juj dridd byk an zoom up der ( wervvur ‘der’ wuz?? ) butt az eye wuz steel washin awf teh seegul poop – doan wanna appeer awn teh shabbee masheen!! – nao eye kan goe bak 2 pawlishin eet 2 a highlee judishul shyn!!
Datz gud dat LCB nawt ayliun … I muchlee purr-furz her liek her luvvabl oal sef.
O, n ifn u b wurreed bout ur crown, mebbe u bettur awlsew cheks ur speshul-order CHRG 2 may shur it still b fittin awn ur crown propurlee….
U duzzn’t keeping deh murdersikkul in deh
graj? Pawlish away, boi, pawlish away!!
Noe, himz keapin up n himz hoetail rume ….
Haowd u gitz dat murdersikkul up dere n ur rume?
Wat?
I caynt heer u, Gibbo! Kwit revvin it up, boi! Tern it awf!
Hai Aahz!! fankz 4 yer CCC werk eerlier. ♥
dat am nawt mai murdursikkul! dat am mai borkd washin masheen – teh fing am in sryus nead ov reep air!!1
Ohai, cweenmj! u iz awlwaiz wellkum — n I iz ownlee happee 2 hep …
Iz dere inny chokklitz leff? Wich wunz haz teh creemee mintee fillinz?
O derez wun! *nom nom nom*
Hey guise!!! deh rooster pitcher iz now located to deh left uv deh hawlmark pitcher. I not noeing y, but der it iz. :confuzzled:
whew… fanks, teho… dunno wat we’d dew wifowt yew!
*Getz owt ginormus litterbox and posishunz it unner teh
*sownd uv LCBz voys.
… an run awai wif a kwiknuss!!!!
Oar mebbe 2 kwikknussez.
Oh mai… Ai’m goeN tew get my umbrelly case shii *unintelligible*z down on awluvus.
Ai shud F5 moar F10.
911 911 911 911 911 911
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Somebuddy call Igor and git him to bringz hiz rocket!
Who’s got his number? PDB? Is he up at this hour?
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I need a hero!
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We’ll save you, LCB! Rafterz too!
LOL!! AI cud doo teh limbo under teh rafterz!!!!
Ai wood ent rekomend ett, she haz tew *unintelligible*!!
I awllus gnu u wuz a gud danser, Janet.
Put yore hanz on yur hipses
Givz em uh poosh
Datz haow u doo da Frinch Misstayk
… an u pullz ur neez in tight
butz itz da pelvic frust dat reeli dribes dem insane!
momcat
{{{Qhai Momcat!}}}
Ai jest saw danse & Janet tewgetehr… glad yew unnerstewd.
O, I unnerstooded jess fyn, SweetMOM. I did da RHPS fing n cawlij liek moast evvyboddee els. I jess thot Id anser wif sumthin moar obisc… obsk… less well noan.
Oh LCB! I’ll save u. Wut if we gitz teh lolocopter an fly ober u. We kin drop a rope down.
teh coasties have a lolocopter!!!!
Nawt trine to be a troll but if LCB is inna rafters don’t dat sujjest ders a roof between her and der Lolocopter? Praps ders a kyoot teckie geek wif a high power beanie copter an a volunteer fyremens badge? He would be lurkin at DeBeaker labs if anywhares
yew ar rite. wud haev tew bii a vry smallish copter otterwize.
Oh noes! Tihs wull nebber werk. Ai is afraid of hyatts. Iz getting teh dizzy.
The fears is strong in this one.
Halp! Iz frantically clinging tu teh pilot. Get meh outta here. I needs bak on the ground. No like hyatts. Gets me a Radisson! Or a Hilton.
The onlee wun ai can find is Paris Hilton… yew sure yew can’t stick wif teh hyatt?
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!1!!!
Paris Hilton – pleh!!! MOAST SERTENLEE DO NAWT WANT!!!!
*shudder*
Oka, ai takes teh Hyatt. But I need lots a pillows. Pile tehm ups real hi and I’ll jump. Oh, an ai needs a chokolat on each o teh pillows.
And dew u tink teh sawftee blo blankie (w/bunnies on it) wud mak a gud pair a shoot?
“Dere gittin 2 cloas!”
“Stai awn targit Red Faiv”
yew is afraid of hyatts? ther there, 3 cattails, is just a hotel… nawt sew scaree, akshully.
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(pssst– will dis sawfty bloo blankee make yew feel better? it has bunnehs on it)
Ai tink I jus scratched the pilot wif meh pointy ends. Iz on hiz head.
Meow! Me oowt! NE1 no how to fly dis ting?
Um… Guize? Yew mite wantz to be gettin teh CCC reddee. Ai fink teh duckee tayp on my CHRG (wdoi) iz slippin…
*triezta hoald teh CHRG in playce…. phailz*
Uh-oh.
*Ka-SPLORT*
…
*thunk*
ZOMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
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rushin up wif teh CCC
we gotta code floofy splort heer ppl!! battol stashuns!!!
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industreeyal strength broom *sweepa sweepa sweepa*
*scoopity scoopity scoop* into teh brite orange dust pan
*FLUMP* (braynes fallin bak into nightshayde’s hed)
*tuk tuk tuk*
*pat pat pat*
*streeeeeetcchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snaP!* CHRG (w/doi)
*skreeeetchhhhh* teh gray duk tape
*tapey tapey tapey*
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hao yew feelin, nightshayde? heer’s a sawfty floofy blankee and a chawklit possum foar yew. Yew jus snuggle into teh cowch and rest foar a while, okie?
Fanks bery muchlee, KTNF! Ai iz feelin beddur nao. Still a bit week – but ai will be ok.
*snuggles into teh cowch & nibblulz teh chawklit possum*
*purrrrrrrrr*
whew… dat wuz a klose wun! u jus let me know if yew be needn anyfing else, okay?
Jus sum cumpanee, ai finkz… but mebbe wii shud halp LCB get down frum teh rafterz nawt sekund. She popped AWL uv teh bubblols an iz stil stuk. Aiz gettin a liddul wurreeded abowt hur.
ai heerd dat she had sum fyremenz up dere…. and dat she wuz poppin de bubblols on purrpose…. but ai dunno. is jus wat i heard.
Ooooh – ai did nawt fink teh fyremenz wuz goin to halp. Ai thot LCB dun woreded dem owt awlreddee…
hmm… seems liek a mystery to mee
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*puts on detective hat and starts smoking bubblol pipe*
LOL — datz a priceless mentul pikchur!!!
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Jus doan inhayle, ok?
w00t, w00t, good show, kafleenthenawtdonkey!
juss ‘bemember: donut inhayle!
giglol
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fanks, nightshayde and kitkay
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ai woant inhale. (liek teh prezident bill and his nip)
*slite derayl*
Fank yew, awl yew wunnermus cheezpeepz foar halping to maek teh last part uv mai neber-ending werkdai sew bery enjoyabul!!! Aiz still heer foar a wile longer — but ai doan mind since awl teh kittehz heer are filled wif sew much win an awsumness!!!
Elebentygazillion cheezburgerz foar teh cheezpeepz!!!!
must go 2 bed. Kittehs alreddy taken over mi side of bed. Mebbe LCB be down by mornin….
>^..^<
Sleep well, Chessie!
Looks like Kate brought Calista along, too.
GMTA!!! Ai had dat thot earlier… den gawt sew bizzee tryin to saev LCB.
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No problem… actually I think Chessie nailed it straight off the bat. Wouldn’t you know I started at the bottom of the comments again, though.
You shoulda bought a squirrel from the squirrel lady.
Cold nuts… I haz dem
Gud nite, cheezpeepz!!!
Schmoo, nightshayde.
aww, Man! -Kayt mawss needz cheezburgr mor den kitteh or sqlrlr!
Mah water thru mah nose…let me show u it
Mannee LOL’s, teh pic is full of teh win!!
…an heer ai thawt it wuz Nicole Ritchie.
ai awlways mannig tu miss teh nawt sekkund spot. ai chek n chek butt tew no avail….sniffl sniffl. sumdae mai tawp spawt dreem be cummin tru. i haz a sad…
Aaww. Cheer up LC79!! Der b onlee 1 tawp spot on eech pitcher, but hunnerdz uv uzzerz 2 b laffing wif. ♥
Yesh….it iz sometimz bettur conversashuns in dah middul,aneewai!
*wipes away a teer* ai noze it. ai jiss not like dat ai still hazznt figurd out deh thymz dey r poasting deze pichurs. olsew nun ub mai lols haz maed it tew teh voting paeg. ai feels nawt funny. but onna lightr noat, ai haz sew minny snerks today dat ai r ternin intu a pig. *snerk snerk’s like a pig*
o! LC79’s_hubby mite bee promotidd at hymnz jawb!!!!! ai r teh berry muchness happy at dis!!!
*sets out long nom buffet foar awl deh peeps tew sillybraytin wiff*
ai awlsew r innbitin eberywun tew deh CONGA LINE!!!!!
Okayz…..ai will sillybrayt 4 a liddul bit….den needz to goes to sleeps!
(iz almos 1 am here)
*** crosses fingerz & toez 4 LC79’s hubbie ***
guddee!!! *grabs eeckthecat’s hand* dadadadadaDAH!!! dadadadadaDAH!!!
heer, haz dis plaet maed ub goaldand haz sum gusheephuds frum deh nom buffet.
i r hazzing sum tew.
Buffay???
Oh, yeah, congratz on deh promoshunz.
nom, nom, nom,
Fankz.
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Ushully — but don’t b kownting on it — dehre b one @ 12 am, 3 am, 6am etc. ICHC time. But in deh ebenigz, not so menny. adn latelee dey benz awl ober deh plais. Adn dis afternoon wii had deh disappearing pic replaised wif dis pic and dehn eh one dat disapeered showed up in deh middul uv yesterdayz pikz.
mai cunundrumm, let mee show yuu iit……
ai’m schritchin mai hed liek u munkee duin a calculus equashun…..
Hmmmmm…deh confushun iz makkin me sleepy…..tanx for deh fud an dans,LC79!
Gud nite !!
G’nite eek adn LC79.
I keep deh candul in deh windowfer a littul while longer.
{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}
iz twoo-
usta beez bery regulur….. I kinda likz da mixn ub da timz, gibs moar peepz chancez fur nawt seconds if deh reali wantz dem…
I jus wish we hadz sum sistum…. lik 5 piks a dai or (da olde wun) awlz enden on a nawt kitteh pitchur. I likz ta nao if Iz postn on da las pitchur ub da dai,iz awlwaiz sos late dat ifnz I dont post on da knewist pitchur….nobubies findz mai post!
momcat
LUB….ai feels it…..{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}
well…i r awff tew beddie bye… c u tumorrow.
{{{{{{{{{Nitey-nite, litey-kid!}}}}}}}}}}
meiz two- iz gona tak da warm floofy blanki I wuz gonna frow at lcb, remove goggie, wrap self up lik burito n goes ta bed!
sees ya awl in da mornin-
mit be late- iz in classz again n wunc again I getz da lame team- weiz gottum project do tamarow n nobubies but meiz hab dun anyfing awn it! (finks I willz start crackin mai cat ub nine tales at dem!)
momcat
Tuff lurve, ewe sho tehm!
yup!
crack! crack!
da teem fimali gotted started ritin ’bout noon 2day… den dey didn’ts follow da directshuns an i ended up doin da hole fing aniwai…… shuda just dun it da furst tyme!
momcat
Noe, ewe @ lezt tride… iz gud. Slakkzorz
i so agree with you.almost every model is to thin,so stupid !!
iz Mr Twig, rite?
OH! I just got it. He’s talking to a twig! Duh. Cute picture whether I get it or not.
Skwirrlol bees cormfused; wundurs wye stik-thin celeebritee bees stuk inna snoe tihs faur owt inna wuuds;
Mebbee her bees wayteing foar lymosyine tu pik her up adn taike her bak tu stewdio;
Purrhapps owtsiede lokashun foto shuute dinna wurk aowt wel foar aktress,
becuz her iys jes a twigg ov her fourmer seylfe!!!!
(Tehy donut serb cheezeburgers alla wai aowt hear).
squirl not tawk 2 lowd cos kayt wil fall ovr nd..mayby she fall ova awlredy? i thot it wuz nayomee cambel tho cos i herd she iz a reel ice kween
Why this no hav favurits button?
too make cyureeus littul skwerls ax kweschuns.
{{{KAFLEEN!!!!!}}}
hay grl!! taht wuz sew funny!
howdee!
It’s funny because Kate Moss is skinny like a stick and is always covered in white powder. Like the picture.
I like squirrels o.O
Me wan to favurit but no butin! Whar put butin?
I can haz favrite, plz?