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Cmon ol man, gettin goin!
Nebber been 2 da Iditarod rayses. Wut duz dey haz fur drinkses n danses?
It happened again!
Concatumalashuns on da nawt sekkund, lolnascar!
fanks, sry bout teh drive-bye comment ther…
Mush-bye comment?
sno kones or slushies for drinkses, baked alaska for dizzert, and the Shuffle or Electric Slide for danses.
Butt NO POLOLAR BEAR!!!
Is that a command or ur lunch order?
Kitteh iz vri ekonominical, so bofe.
awsew deep endz hao mennee teef teh oal man haz???
A man walks into a bar with a cat on his head…
Cat fawlz off wen man hitz hed on bar. . .
….an sez “Mai hed iz feelin a widdul fuzzy dis mornin”
Ba-Dum-Bump*cymbal*Ching.g.g…
and a round of appelpaws!
Tank yew,tank yew…..ai beez here awl week !!
Wi duz da bar hav a cat on hiz hed?
ai gib up. wi duz da bar hav a cat on hiz hed?
Cuz its teh dog’z dai off
hah-hah-hah-snort (oops – sowwy)
Wowzers tat musta hurt….you tink tat kitteh smart enuff to jump off befours man hit bar….sorries baaaaad joke
Dats whut I were tinkin, two.
warm hat, warm hart
izn’t dat a song frum West Syde Storee?
one hat, one hart?
hat iz prolly a CHRG[sz Lg.]
Teh Kitteh Iditarod – yor doin it rong!
Jinx! Buy me a coke.
And get outta mah hed!
Ohai, GMTA! Waydaminnit –
*luks at LCB, luks at self in mirror*
Izzit mah imaginayshun, or is we startin to luk aliek too?
*pulls blak mask owt uv pokkit, puts it on fayc*
BWA-ha-ha-ha! Yoo sed I culdnt urn teh mask, so I stole wun!
… and cue exploding dye packet in 3, 2, 1…
*KERSPLORT*
Ur looking a liitle green in teh face, there, Gremlin. U ok?
Hey! Whutz this stuff runnin daown mah fayc?
*wypes dye wif paws*
Why I orta . . .
**hands Gremlin a $100 towl**
Hai, just wanted 2 fank u fur the byootiful littul tapir bebbeh!
Soooo snorgelly! She is alreddy sharin teh litturbocks wif teh kittehs. I has not thot uv a name yet tho! U got enny ideas?
Lesse. Hao bowt
Asia
Babbeh
Cyootie
Dansr
E…
Eengrid
Feelisha
Geenerilissima
H.
Hogwart
Izzy
Jewels
K…
don’t know if it boy or girl:
King Crimson
Lilybelle
Mon bebe
N…
It’z a tapir, you say?! Fur troo?
yes, a bebbeh tapir…!
Ackshully, not shur if itz a gurl or a boi….
Gremlin givved it 2 me on wun uv yesturdai’s threds.
Naughty Barney
Orville
Penny Lope
Quentin Tapirtino
R…
Naughty Barney
*snerk*
Ninny
Ozzie
Prissy
Q
Rapsiddy
Steve
Tuesday
Ulesses
V,,,
Quinton. oar Queenie
Roberta
Salleh !!!
Teri
UUUUrrrsala
v..
Vincent Van Lol
Wilbur
Xanthippe
Yasgur’s Farm Hand
Zero Zero Seven
Quentin Tapirtino- FTW!!!
wat abut Scarf? My kittehs are named Mittens and Toque ….
Iz wantz 3rd to bees Scarf but 2 kittehs iz nouff in my place
Wut seh sed!!!
Hmmmmm
Wut abowt: Sentyd if itz a gurl,
and go wif Quentin if itz a boi?
*returnz to site to luk in amayzment at teh lilst*
Aw, I luv it! Whutta grayt list!
This behbeh tapir will be happeh to wayr at leest wun of them (an mebbe moar). Leeza-b, enjoi yor new frend!
Iditarod: ur doin it rong.
hay, i hazn’t seen teh maus tewday-i thinkz you musof kilt him wif teh moobies.
*Me*? I seem to recall others trying to weave films into teh projector.
shurlee (yeah, i noes, dont callz yu shirlee) yu nawt be refurrin to moi?
i wuz at leest showin mursee by probidin Godzilla v Megalon fur balanzt meal ob teh bad moobees.
Ladies, ladies… No need to argue over liddul o’ me…
*elbows Maus outta teh wai*
Yahbut, WHO halped leeza taype hims tayle to teh chair? Hmmmm???
ummmm.
¿no entiendo. no hablo inglés o lolspeek¡?
“snerk, snerk”…Mais Oui O, yer miss approper… yoozin yer Spanglish 2 yer bestus add fan tedg… gud job, chikka loca…
Downt mayke us gets deh tree stoogies comments out agin !!!
¡ oh, nooooooooooeeessssssss!
*waves big white flag*
!¡¿troos, troos!!
dubbul troos!
**hides dvd uv Iyce Cassels behinds hur back**
WOOF, WOOF!
*Taht moobie is such a dog, it BARKS!*
How many time u seed it, then?
About 0.15. Taht wuz enuf.
So, rounding it up to teh neerest hunnert, u has seed it… (counts on fingers and toes)… a hunnert times.
*scoffs*
Yu guys r KILLIN me !!
Wanz tu watch “Indiana Jonz” !
*whispurrs*
Ackshully, I is rewatchin all 3 Indee movies this week in breffless anticeepashun of the noo moovie! I iz goin Fryday, alreddy has my ticket!!
(Ennywun hoo thinks Harryson Ford iz too old… I dont wanna heer it)
** whispurrs back **
Ai iz wif you,leeza….an ai thinx ai adds “Working Girl” to doze,awlso!
Harrisun Ford iz liek owr ole Cary Grant…..oar Pau Noomun !!! dey be gorjeeus der HOLE LIFES !!!!
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sigh…..Ford , Grant an Noomun….
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mi extreem ole agjj …let me sho yew !!
an mai ole favrite – James Garner – beez 80 nao!! dat wun iz gunna hurt!!
Oh wayt, heer is sumthing aym shur yool enjoi!
A niec copee uv teh DVD for Message in a Bottle (feechuring Kevin Costner).
Reddy to watch this wit meh?
Oh, an tisshoos, ennywun? *offers Kleenexes* Yool need’em! *gleeful laff*
tow pik!
No: that’s from “The Cutting Edge”. I actually like this one.
thnx. i wz just wundring how i’d fakt chek dat.
Just for grins, I Googled “toe pick movie quote”. It’s the first hit
hah! i wuz gonna twy dat just for giglolz wen yr pozt apeered.
Noesssssss!
I feels a risdupshun in the spayce time continyoonom!
Maus and I liek the same moovie??
*FAINTS*
*grabs Maus’ spritzer boddel n sprais leeza inna faec*
Tok to uz, leeza!!
OK… Lessee… French for Mary, movies for Leeza… Got it!
Pppbbbtttthhh!
Now WAI wud u spray us in teh fayce, 4.5k?
**waves off teh 10p towl DK offurs**
Fanks ennway.
Kwik!!
**Slips DK a dvd uv Steel Magnolyas**
Keeps that handee. Just in case.
yikes!
brb-
goin to da farmasee to gets my medz to imunifye me from
da fronshc…hoeps dey be instok…
Um Mausie…. itz nawt moovies ackshully.
Itz u and me agreein on sumthin.
psst, MaryO.. pick up a cuppul ov Zippos, wile ur ther.
OK, an ai gotting Sleepless in See-addle too.
Hmm, maybee her wud prefurring teh 100p towl?
Oh, and MaryO, could u pick up some exploding dye packet dye removerer for Gremlin?
kthxextrystrengthplz
Are we thinkin in italy-ics now?
Ai alwaiz thinking in eyetaliks – don u???
hmmmmm
That wuz a retorickal kwestyun rite?
Cuz if u duz it, so does I!
Ai cannot anwsering dat; twas a retorickal kewstyun.
When teh Scarlett O’Haia Butler axed her hubsand “where will I goes, what will I does?” was that a Rhettorical question?
LCB…..”Rhettorikal “…..*thud* fawls obber awn fase……
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oh an ai finks in dotz…lotz ov dotz…..but onli cawse teh spases ar az impowrtunt as teh werdz….iz awl in teh timing !!!
Maus….u dizzapoint me !!
Howdy. Bizzee at werks todai. Fanks fer yer consern
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1150622
Awwww… Fanks JMK. I likes yer uther maus pic too. I peekded at yer stash yestiddai…
heee! i likes yr stash- i peekd, too. How’d choo get teh wun frum my moosik stoodyo?!
Teh dongle has a web cam thingy in it
Donut wurree. Teh videeyotaypes are inna verree saef plaec…
*pondurz*
hmmmm. hoo duz i no dat haz teh eggsalad catburglol skillz…
mebee grmelin cud ern hers katburglol mask in a heist fur me?
*cue mishun imposumble myusik*
dish wun?
no sprises anymore
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1161183
sowy i peeked, but i WAZ srprised. blaem it on maus- i wooden has gone fishin if he hadnt puted teh bait out in his comet.
(yu duz no we kittehz iz teh inordinatlee kyuryus, rite?)
ai fink its in ower nachur!!! ai just has to hide yr crismus pressints beddar@!!
In Soviet Russia, kitteh wox u.
russian reversal- FTW!
Kittehs must allwaze has da top spot, espeshully when lukkin at stuff. Also, da man’s hat izznt warm enuf, sew kitteh keepz man’s hed warmur.
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Itz a win-win sit-yoo-ay-shun.
Dis kitteh b sayin, “Dis b mai hoomin. I lubs him. Himz berry gud 2 mii. Him buyz mii gushifudz wif himz soshul skeritee penshun. I hep keepz him warmz.”
Cweenmj, dat wuz beeyoutiful.
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Ai has a sniffle nao.
Yes…dat be teh sweetist kitteh kommint evfur!
*sniff* taht iz a wunnerful sediment, cweenmj!
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*wanders orf in search ov a hankee*
*passes over Janet’s linen hankee wif shamrox*
here, i *borrowed* dis frum Janet-
an sentimenticul tew!! mai mamakitty gets on mai tummy wen ai is readdin…. we keeps eachudders warm
tnx
aiz haz a niffle
Senior citizen gets new leash on life.
Zombie slaves – yer doin it rong.
teh fings we hyoomins will do to keeps our kittehs happy. World dominayshun, dey has it!
dis mah humin you no can has
OK, kittehs, gathr rownd. We haz a tayl to tell . . .
Wunz a-pawn a tiem, ther wuz an old man with a kat . . .
Teh cat ON teh hat?
*facepaw*
ohai Klolzz, hoep teh exams R going well!!
“ok hyoomin, fro teh bred crums a litlol closer necks time…”
@@@@@@@
FTW!!!1!!!!
elebenty lols on tihs wun…ooohhh…ai dizzty nao
ebil, ebil, ebil…butz Aei liek teh wai Y fink…@@@@@
Dis mah Hoomin. He’z Os..om..osm.. OLD
photo de noir
eyem juss tekkin teh brayk. eez hawd werk towin himz arownd awl dai!!1
O, nao I haz a sad. Mai Sablekitteh walkd on da leesh, her luvvd it! De partmunz war we livd had lotsa de froggeez – she lykd 2 praktiss herz pownsin skilz dis way: kitteh powns, froggeh hop, kitteh hop – wuz verree funneee! Adn Sable wuld wash herz feetz in da baftub wen wii caym hoem. . .
Wun dai in spryng she wuz walkin mii arownd adn chaysin de froggeez, dere wuz a byg froggee in de myddl ub de sydwalk so she SPROIING powns at him, adn froggee went RRRIIIBBBBIIITTTT adn sproing bak ad her!
I wuzznt warin de hat wen I lef de partment, but wor de fuzzee kitteh bak 2 de libbing rum. Her wudnt get offa mai hed til I shut de doar.
*sniff, sniff*
I mis hers.
{{{{{MelONyx}}}}} iz a sad, butt iz gud memree.. adn gibbed mii ah smyle. Whist taht der wuz ah pixshur…
Fank yu, smammie. {{{{{smammie}}}}} Sable wuz mai hubbi n mai nawt sekkund bebbeh togevver, hoomin or critter. Mennee funee storees, but I always cryz, iz mowst anno, anow, bovveratin.
that ar such a lubly storee!
fanks for sharing Mel
roflmpo! Grate visual!
Awwwww, {{{{{{{{{{{{{{MelONyx}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Soe funneee adn sadses tuu. Butt yuu haz mennee nieyce memorees ov hers!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{CHEEZE PETZ}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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{{{{{MelONyx}}}}}
tnx fer dat n tnx CC fer Sable
Ceeing I kitteh, tellz man wen bus cumz.
awsew iz ewezfool 4 keipin teh hat awn in teh windz!!
Indeed. Looks like teh kitteh’s hat alreddy blowed away.
Partikular cat keepin himz liddel wite pawz cleen.
Purrfect….AI iz hiyer up so Ai don’t get my pawses dyrty when I cross dat river!
…stoopy spiderz…
Fur me, it’d be stoopy snaykez…
Ai no lyk spydurz and snaeks…
And dat ain’t wat it taeks 2 lub mi…
Oh noes, nao Ai needz tew no wut sawn dis is…plz halp
kthxbai
Ai fink iz by Bobby Bare. Old cowntree sawng…
Iz Jim Stafford. He haz a show in Branson, MO, I fink. I havnt bintoit.
SNAKIES !!!! ?>??????? did sumwun sey SNAKE !!!!!!?????????
oah ai iz askeered ov snakes.!!!……
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ifn ai had been Eve, we’d stil awl be in teh gardun ov Eden… nowt a snake awn teh planut dat cood com neer mee clos enuff to tawlk me into NEfing !!!
iz Jim Stafford sawng akshually……tawl skinny guy…kinda cyute az ai recawl…
Awlso did “Wildwood Weed”—Saw him in collij (mummel, mummel) yeerz ago.
Dis iz pruf dat u can nebber wawkz teh kitteh…teh kitteh wawkz u.
Many peepls donut knoes that in early drafts, Hemingway’s novella was called “Teh Old Man and teh Tucksee.”
Teh Tucksee? I luv Tuckseedos!
If their white markings is only around their, um, bathing suit area, are they called “Tuckspeedos”?
*snert*
dubl snert!
*Snort* Yu made me layugh, lolcatburglar!
TankQ!
Ur welcome. That’ll be 8 moneys, plz. kthxexactchangeonly
itz wuts fer dinnr
(Ho down playn soflee in back)
Postman Jim came to my door just now, I tole him Esther nawt home (inside joke wif Jim). He handed me the mail an a parcel dat wooda fit in my mail bawx on the street. I ax Jim “whyd you deliber insted of stickin it inna bawx?” He say the fellows inna office wanted to know wut it wuz an dey ax Jim to fine owt. Dey say dat if itz wut it sez den it wooden say onna bawx wut it is and if it ain’t wut it sez onna bawx den why put dat onna bawx? I had odered a new knife two weeks ago acause whyl cuttin up a legolamb fer spiedis I got frustrate wid my boning knife – too bendy for sum tings, I needed a rigid boning knife too. The new knife arrived today and Jim handed me the bawx and I cud see why it intreeged the guys. Onna bawx it sed wut wus inside – “8 inch stiff boner” – exactly the knife I had ordered. Duz stuff lyk dis ever happen to any ob you or is it jest me?
ZOMG…*snerking uncontrolably*
A fambly frend wunce aksed mai dad (hoo wurked in construcshun) if hims had a 10-inch eggstender seh cud borrow…
Sumtimes when working on fings dat are real tite you put a pipe extension on yer tool fer extra torkage.
“Extra torkage”: nebber herd it calld DAT B4!!
“My Cousin Vinny” Vinnie’s goildfren says she always goes to the high end onf the spec torkagewize. Wid her Craftsman Signature Series torque wrench, whih had just been cirtified by the depwatment ob waytes an messures as ded ballz on accuate.
That reminded me of a story my mom told me once: She walked into church, into the middle of a conversation. A man with a bad hip told another person “The doctor told me I had a dead ball.”
I’m assuming he meant, dead ball joint in hip. At least, that’s what I’m letting myself believe!
Ai iz nawt eben gonna touch dat wun wit a 10-foot extender pole!
Oar a 6-foot stiff…
ROFLMAOPIMP….oh way too funny!
Well, Sol, u asked….. and may this turn on a little light for u.
Stuff lyk this (postman comes to see your woman, package reminds u of what u hope is between your legs) ALWAYS happens to those what are obsessed. Ur biggest fears are always going to follow u everywhere.
“I’ll have wut he’s having.”
Wehre yu ordr taht Sol? Wee needs lawts ob dose for NB.
Forschner – leeb it to the Swiss to make a multi purpose, uh, lable.
Umm, Sol—yoo wer kine ob owt ob oarder heer. Taht wuz juss tew farr awf culler. Yoo wur dooin sew well—ai wuz teh prowd ob yoo. Yoo cann dew bedderer tahn tihs.
Mayks u wunder awl deh crazy tings deh post-peeples must sees inna day !
truss mii, U du nawt wanna noa…. butz Aye ken tail U teh propurr wai 2 male teh geckoz and teh bumbbiiBz acrodien 2 teh DMM ( domestic mail manual).. yesh, dere iz rulz 4 ebbyting…
Peeps mayle deh bumbblbiiz ?????
That seems to be teh buzz.
Donut drone awn abowt it.
So ur saying hive been boring u?
Didnt meen to hurt u wif dat stinging remark.
ther can’t be 2 kweens u guiz…
Leeza, donut bee a pest (*seh sed waspishly*)
HAAALLLPPPPPP!!!1! Cannot stoppping!!
Comb on… we is waxing poetic now!
Ifn u sayso, hunnee.
Uv korse peeps mayl teh bomble-beez. Itz kwikker than lettin than maykin them fly awl over teh wurld! (Bee maykin innernashunal flite sez: Boy ar mah wings tyred!)
I wuz just thinkin teh uther day: bomble-beez is teh pandas uv teh insekt wurld.
mai onliest prollum wif teh malin ob teh bombleBz iz teh unfarenest 2 teh werker Bz… Cweenz getz 2 goez nawt sekkund clasz and haz teh “entourage” wif hurz… teh hibe goez thurd-clasz, tapetity-taped ina caeg…oooh teh huuumanatee!
well, if yu wont rilly fresh hunny….
Ai nose sumbudee hoo raziz teh bees an hee cells dem fur teh ’sting therapy’. Itsa posed tew halp wif MS an RA an udder siknisses.
HA!!!!!
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Good thing my co-workers are out of the room. I just ROFLOL!
izzit danjerous to snert diet coke up ur noez? cuz ai jus did! Sol, ai wunner, duz dey haz mebbe a, um, 10 inch stiff wun??? Yunno, jus to stock NB!
Why the world did you insert such an innapropriate, overtly sexual image into something as nice as ICHC…*sad, slo shake of hed*
nebber
What are you saying and why are you saying it here?
That was making the rounds of Olympic View Elementary School when I was in the sixth grade.
Few folks are interested in your sexual anxieties, except those that can identify.
Can it, Soft Sol, until you can play nice.
Teh galaxie is onna belt ov Orion!!
Did u just flashy-thing me?
well if he/she did…. u wudn’t noes, wud u?
………:shock: It’s teh…wutdooyukawlit? Oh yeh, MiB!
Hi Lucy.
Ize gunna gib u a hug.
Juss becuz.
{{{{{{Lucy}}}}}}
aw! fanks, kafleen!
No.
Hab u ebber flashy-thinged me?
No.
His name is Orion …
Gennulmun is a littul ovurdressd – one dusn’t jinerally wear a tuxedo for a walk in teh park.
*hedesk*
Aye go drinx T noa til teh pane goez awai….
. . . a hole day laytur . . .
I saw this an gotted it! Gud wun, Duffy! Verreh funneh!
feelin a liddel slow,
Grem
ai luvs teh luk awn teh gai’s fays. Hez lyke “Derez. A. Kitteh. Awn. Mai. Hed. Halp, plz?”
Mebbe he’z sleepin and don’t knoe it yet.
Watta surpryze DAT will b!
Tayk it frum sumwun hu haz had dis hapn freekwntlee – HE KNOES!
yesh. nebbur put a kitteh awn ur hed. it hurtz reel bad. i noez frum pursunal speeriense. hab teh skars tu pruv it. but mai hed fur cobburs dem up pritty wel.
BYOOTIIFUHL PIKSHUR but ai wud laik it iivun bettuhr if teh cattun wuz on a harnuss an knot jus a kollur.
Hmmmm, Ai fink taht teh tuxie kitteh bees a speshul frend of awld gentelmens.
Probly eets dinnre wif hims, sleaps wif hims, reeds neuspapur wif hims……
Awlder peeps wifaowt petz getz veree sadses, speshully iyf dere spoose bees goneses.
Yah, heez an awld gui awrite, butt kitteh halps hims tu sittes dere adn
rember awl teh laung-agoe membrees…….
oh yew iz rippin mi hart oawt…….
*whispurrs*
an besieds…..ai iz gettin teh ole noaw tew !! YIKES !!!!!
Salleh, wel yu knoes wut tehy sez: “Mebbee auldee, butt awlsoe a guudie!”
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{SALLEH}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Pee Ess: besiedes, EBBEREEBODDEE iys geytting awlder!!!!!
It’s so stimulating being your hat.
WIN!!!!!!!!! best. moovee. evver.
Hi,
A photo worthy of being featured at a Worldpressphoto event or Magnum, in my opinion.
Kind regards,
José
Agreed. It is very emotive.
Is the cat thinking mush, or is the old gent wishing for it?
Ai fynk itz bofe
Dass da rite hat fur werrin kittehs; it maeks zem feehl sekkyoor.
Veree funni komments, but awl I haf tew say iz…..this is an awesome picture! A really great shot.
Owld gentiemanz haz bean grepheatyin ohn pooblyk benchuz agehn, pollyce ordur kitteh to wutch ohld mahn. He SHULD luk veri dish-uh-pointud.