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Conga rats, leeza-b. Coughee and donuts b4 heading owt to weks tis AM?
Uh make that work this a.m.?
Nebber leaf wit owt a gud by hug an kiss.
ohai 3C, cawfee sownds grate!
gots tu lay off the donuts tho. I wuz a little slow on my flite arownd Mars last nite. Need to redooce drag.
Got enny froot?
Bounty full froots 4 u hear, but teh ICHC donuts r teh gud 4 u kind wit hole grain an caloree free. Meh virtual guilt free indulgence.
fanks!
In that case I will has choklit cobbered donut,
and strawmberries!
Wai to going, leeza ob teh flying fingres!!!!1!
Sadlee ai cannot plai mush todai, but ai will be lurking!
Oohh…I has a sad! My altur ego haz to werk I guess.
Aftur yesturdai, I wuz thinkin maybe ur were gud and I was ebil.. until I saw your taco commint…
Wut? Wate - ai fot U wuz MAI altur eegoh?????
N wuttza matter wif venison tacos?
Nuffin!! Thats teh poynt!
We iz going to make it too Joopitur for shure this tyme….
“This is Saturn Docking Control. Repeat, this is Saturn Docking Control. You are cleared to land.”
D’OH!!
*Ahem*
PSA: Teh ICHC monitturing system haz issued a SPLORT WARNING fur this thred.
This meens that Splorts are imminimnomint. Please taek appropreeyat precawshuns. Haz yr CHRGs reddy.
We nao return u to ur regularlee skeduled hilairtee.
kthxbai.
We are at DefKyoot 4. Repeet: DefKyoot 4.
*snert* (or is dat *snurt*?)
or iz it
*smurf*
button in here:
ai has a lolpik onna fird voting page…………. support yr local cheezfren!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1185951
Yeah, Jamamakitty!
I voted @@@@@!
fanx!!! wuz sprized…………. wonder how sum of doze lolpiks get so many votes? dey gets buried so fassssst
ohai Jamamakitty,
I wud loves to vote but I iz not alloud to commint enny moar on teh kyoot wite bebbeh kitteh pickshures.
Somthin abowt needin sum cownsellin traning.
Go figger.
I sawr it AND voted before I even seed ur note!
I has on on first voting page rite now (1:57pm Eastern). Is teh “Let them eet Kibble” one.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1186749
Ohai, jamamakitty! I seen ur lolpik n voatid b4 I noo it b urs awlsew.
Wun uf mai lolpikz mayd it 2 voateeng payj 2:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1174381
I seen LCBz lolpik, 2! I needz 2 lookz at hoo duz the lolpikz sew I can voatz 4 mai cheezfrinz piks.
Wee cheezfrinz gotz 2 stik 2gettur!
Aggen annuddur a nouns meant frum teh Tybooteek…:
teh awffurr ov teh CHRG survissing adn MOT am steel abaylubbul awl dis weak!!
4 does hoo duz nawt noe - teh MOT am teh ikkul teenytinee hingurland tezt 4 teh stabbillytee an rodewurveeness ov a behikkul. sew dat tranzlaytz 2 mekkin shewer yur CHRG oar 50’s bayvin kap ( az supplyd bai yur ebber lubbin Tybooteek, nach!! ) am foolee funxyunnul an splortwurvee.
2 shew wii kaer!!
teh eweshewul kompleementree lawleepawp an chawklit martoonee r heer 4 awl hoo stawpz in 4 a cheq up.
N joi teh kyoot een sayftee!!1
*Flotezez in in deh bubblol. *PoP*
Hai Gibbo!! I needz Deh CHRG serbising and MOT.
*Takezez off deh speshull order CHRG dat fizez ober deh crown.*
I’ll just sitting heer and hab deh loleepop and martoonee wyle I wait.
*likz lolleepop. Sips martoonee. luks @ kewt kitteh-babeh.
Oh NO!! Tew kewt!!!
SPLORT!!
O noez!! R oan cweenmj dun haz da *splort*! Dis b seereus…
Doan wurree ursef, cween! I sayvz U!
*piks up cweenmj owt uv bubblol peesez*
*sweepee sweepee braynes inna pyl*
*pikz bubblol peesez outta braynes*
Dis cood taykz uh wiel…..
*pik pik pik pik pik pik pik pik*
*skoopee skoopee skoopee braynes offa floar*
*tukee tukee tukee bak inna hed*
Oops — mist sum bubblol peesez … gotz em naow…
*patteepatpatpat 2 maykz em smoov*
OW!! Nuvver pees uv bubblol….. *putz booboo cuvvr onna feengur*
*dukee taypz evvyfing bak inna plays*
*fitz bavving cap onna hed 2 keap evvyfing kleen*
*raps cween inna extree floofee blankee wif pitchers uv byootimus kittehz*
*kleenz crown n lolleepop*
*replaysiz crown n speshul order CHRG onna hed*
*shaykz (nawt sturs) fraish chokklit martoonee wif 2 chokklit awlivz (4 da vyteeminz, doncha noe)*
*propz cween up inna ezee chayr wif lolleepop n noo martoonee*
Dere naow, cweenmj — u gunna b bettur inna noe tym….
(O, I awlmoast furgitted) — haz sum chokklit possums wif creemee fillinz (noe frootz r nutz)
Dat tookz a wiel, but evvyfing wint jess fyn…
Naow cweenmj, doan furgit — keap ur speshull order CHRG onna hed win serfin ICHC cuz u nebber noe wat kynda kyoots u mite c heer….
Fank u, Aahz!! ib feline mush bedder noaw. U did a lot uv hard werk. I think u need teh chokklitz, 2.
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Dat ebil Gibbocat trikkted mii in2 taking off mai CHRG in deh presintz uv extreem kewtnessez. I must 2 b habing a werd wif him!!! Adn heer I awlwayz thot him wuz mai fren!
*nom nom nom nom nom*
FNKS FR D CHKKWT! (*tawkin wif mowf full uv chokklit*) (*wypz up mess frum spittin chokklit triein 2 tawk wif mowf full*)
*nom nom nom nom nom* *gulp*
Soree bowt da mess… mai mommee tawt me bettrndat — reelee
Iz ownlee glad 2 hep cweenmj! But gitz ur stringf bak b4 tawkin wif Gibbocat — u mite needz it sew u doan fawl 4 himz trikz agin…..
O, n neks tym u needz survissin uv ur CHRG, mayk shure u can haz bakup prepperayshunz n plays….
Liek teh Tomkitteh Skowtz sez, “B preepayrded”
Gots da CCC n gud wureking ordr heer todae!
*passes owt CHRGs, swim caps, n blankees - reddee wif choklit n bebbrijeses, tu*
O Hai ManfredMom!! Ai ar so glad to see yoo ar heer!!!
(an ai havnt seen yoo heer so much. Hav ai just mist yoo?)
But ai will be inanout (much laik a kitteh, but ai can open mai own window oardoar!!) awl day. Gud dto know teh CCC iz at teh reddee! Taht iz wun SOUPER cyoot kitteh!!
OH!
suddenlee ai must think ov DaveCanHasDrTinycat!! LOL BOOM
Aiz nots bin heer much. Cants yuse innerwebs at werk n ai be tyreds a lot from meds ai tayks. So ai pops in nau n den.
Tuday big day fur Michio. He gots his snip-snip dun! Vet saiz he be fine n ai can picks him up layter! Ai need tu upday pix on Cheezfrenz - but ai donts hab too mennee. Himz b won fast widdel kitteh!
MM mi ole fren !!!! how teh h*** ar yew ????? ai iz werkin at a noo job…framin at a framin stor….iz lowts ov fun an ai getz teh munnez to be creeative….wat cood be bedder dan dat ????…an getz to drib obber a bridjj dat frum der yew kan see,..*deep breff* 5 cownties, tew majur Mericun sities, an tew whirld class brijjes ….
an ai haz a nise roommmate…ai iz starin to liek my lief agin !!!
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ai iz sorri tew heer yew haz to taek teh medz dat maek yew tir-urd….mi denz ar teh opposit….. yaeh !!!
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R U a cheezfren?? com a plai wiff us der, an wee awl hav teh guud diearz fer prollums an suches…..ai noawt noes how to get der, but loawtz ov odderz ar teh guud at puter stuffz…..
ohai, ManfredMom - I can haz lots an lots ov CHRGs (I haz boxes in mai horspittal ruum) so teh CCC kan be fullee stocked fer tihs adorabublble littel kyootie
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*hands MM two boxes uv rubber glubs for storing awn teh CCC*
PB2K- ai tinks u needz dis kitteh in ur horspital rum to maeks u beddar faster! Himz snorgalishus!
Fanks, LCVA! I gladee takes tihs liddel sweetie to yuse in heeling!
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I fink eberybodee wuld git bedder quiker iffn tehy had a kitteh to snorgle!! (espshullyy sush a kyootie!!)
I bleevs the oranj is only poysin to teh bad stuff Pb2K!
So, this kitteh shud has heeling pawers fur u!
yay! I liek kittehs hoo fite mai bad stuffs! I can haz gud noos tihs morning: mai white blood cell count has doubled agin, an iz nao at .4!! Wii fink taht I mite be awn teh upswing!
Yayyyz !! U needz to be awl bettur so we can has deh Meeshigun convenshion!
Yay!!! keep dem bludz cownting, PB2K!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yayyy!!! Such gud noooooooooZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Upswing!! MEWSIK to mai eerz!
*Dans dans dans dans dans*
Yeah PB2K!
Dat’s gud noos!
I hope dat ur owt of the Pleh and into teh Happeh reel soon!
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!elebenty!!!
Deer PB2K: Soe happee tu hear yuu ar iympruuvyng soe muches;
Weez wil bee finking bowt yuu adn wyshyng yuu bees wel veree sune.
Huzzah !!!!!
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
kermy arm wavs comin atcha !!!
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PB2K……yer doin swell…keepz is uwp !!!
Fanks fur bahkses ob rubber glubs! Hopes u gets awl better n owts of horse spittel sune!!
U still luv meh?
{{{{hugs}}}}
Ai left da kitteh a bag ov fresh, induvidually blankie-wrapped hugs next tu da kitteh gushifuud.
Mite b a posable fumbs prolem.
Da blankies are made ov compreshified catnip. Jus’ eet dem.
Uh, oh….
**grabs CHRG**
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SSSSPPPLLLLOOOORRRTTTTT!!!!!
Aiz gnu to dis…
shovel, shovel shovel
scrape, scrape, scrape
creeeee ::open top of rhsb haid::
scoop, scoop, scoop
pat, pat, pat
swirly
creeee :: close top of rhsb haid::
Der…dat beeterz?
Heer, has a blankie
Verreh niecly dun, Freon! *shayks Freon’s paw, tuks blankee titer arownd rhsb*
Oh tanks sew mush 4 da halp, Freon & Gremlin!
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Mebbe ai shud luk in2 gettin a noo, stronger CHRG. Do tehy come in mettal or sumpin hevee-doodee?
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Ai can has choklit coffee dis mornin? It may halp mi recooperayte.
Aye scent U ah cuppa cawfee, adn ah linkee , butz feer teh Weird Pretzel iz doin
a koala-tea corntroll czech awn it… prolly show-upz tree weakz frum noa… pooh
hai rhsb.
mai eye rekommend teh 50’s styol bayvin kaps, wif teh kullurd flours an prittee shells and awkayshunul dawlfin oar fishee plus teh stik awn oktupi an an assawtmint ov barnykuls supplyd bai Beeker labs (!!), as a strawngur opshun dan teh reglur CHRG. Dem am berree fashunnubbul 2!!!1
kum bai teh Tybooteek an hav yur oan kustomyzd!
2 shew wii kaer!
Kinnai arsk stoopid kwestun? Iz bituv newbie hea and karnt figuh out wot CHRG meanzes. Halp. kthxbai.
ohai kimkiwi! Iz nawt a stoopie qwestun. CHRG = chikkn hed rubber glub. Sumtiems wdoi (wif drawings onnit). Essenshul fur keeping teh braynes in during a splortij.
Adn hay! der’s a lolspeak wiki linkee at teh top of teh paj!!
4point5kittehs - If ai may - teh CHRG AWlWAIZ hav teh drawings awn them.
Originallee, it wuz Ambercat hoo did teh drawings - an she cud awnlee draw piggee fayces and elllefantee behines.
The purrpose iz to maek tehm cheeree!!
So teh CLASSIk Original model will awlwaiz hav teh piggy fayce oar the elleyfantee behine.
There ar nao nooer models, ov corse, but the original wuns ar still verree popular!
An taht’s wai it’s awlwaiz CHRG(wdoi) - iz the compleet nayme.
It b deh Chicken Head Rubber Glove. Witch is deh glub u putting on yer hed and lukking like dhe chikken. Chek owt deh Wiki link at deh top uv deh page. It b habbbing sum essellent pitchers linked 2 it so yew ken seeing just how it lukkingz.
Cheez!!