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Carful whyt u say, wifout fashun plice badge
comgrats BGee!
GMTA!
Spanku!
I hab manee fashun violetshuns on rekurd. Neber can rekugnize miner missy meener frum ful fluffy feloony.
Dey’re onli teshnical violinations if dey bekum fashunable next yeer.
Wai be furst so speshal? Ai see manys danseies!
It fort funz?
LUK EBEREE BUDDEE!! Whilst we ar traing down below to get lbc aut ov teh rafters, heer iz her lolcat!! it’s REELLEE cyoot! an deserbz lots ov voats!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1186749
midnightsdeer, it bee because…
*deep breff*
There are plenty of places ALL OVER the internet where you can go and
be nasty or hateful or gross or fight or make people feel like crap over
minutae.
This has become a special place where people are kind and gentle and nice
to each other, and one of the great things is sometimes you win the NAWT
SECUND (tis bad taste to crow of one’s FIRSTness) lottery and then you
get a dance!
Imagine. And we have managed to keep it pretty nice too. Some people
complain that it is not snarky or nasty enough. *Donkey looks around the
universe* Aren’t there enough snarky places already? I don’t see any
place QUITE like the magicalness of THIS one…….
derz no plac lik ICHC, derz no plac lik ICHC
click, click, click
momcat
Wif rubee shuuz awn, ov cours!!!!!
Hai Kafleen!
Dats soopeh guud wurds!! U hit da nail on’da head ov wut eye lub abbout da LOLspeek and ICHCB…. I din liek wen sumbodiez wuz maekin joeks ‘bowt the pitchur ov duh baybee-kitteh sadz abowt duh Bambis momma an uz hab toetally esspressed Y. Sew mannee over pwaces tu get’da not-guud-feelinz. Iz magic hear!!
Ur awsum!!! Hab uh happeh dai!!
(srsly – if you’re not there already http://www.speaklolspeak.com is another soopah guud place)
Concrocshulashunz,Bgee awn yur tawp nawt secund. clog dans fur yu?
Eirich stil plzthx? I gots da pennywhistle.
Wups, clog dance Appalashian? Stepdanz Eirich?
Nawt sure.
Any kinda boogie iz gud danze fur mee!
Yis, me tu . Ai donut noze wun frum anuvver. ges just twirly, stomp, stomp oar sumfing. Did ennybuddeez getz yu drinkeez yet? Sum ub us iz muxh bettur at hoastingz dan me.
clog dans, u mooves all over teh plais!
Irish dans, u just mooves ur feetz and legs.
If we is cloggin, wud u liek sum nice freshy cider??
Brink teh apfuls, tehre be mush cider bai d edn of de clogdanz
ribber dans……….. arms at sides
clicky clicky clicky clicky
nawt 2 much varyeeeeeteeeeeeee
Amember: Ribber Dans bad 4 teh lap danzin. Owie!
Iz teh ‘Folk Festival Weekend’ in mah hoam town… .this weekend!!
Lots ob clog dansin,Appalasian an Morriss dansers an ebreefing!!
Is brillyunt. Loads ob danse groups cum frum awl ober teh whirld an danse in teh street.Tehre be a fayre an all teh pubs hab teh folk singin an moosic an there be a street fayre awn Munday. Is teh WIN!!!
Sum ob teh costyooms am Awsum!!
oh, dat sownds liek so mush fun!!!! !!!!!
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Enjoi sum dansing an singings a moosiks an fuds fer me, okai?
I shurlee will PB2K
We always go-the kidlets lub teh dansin an teh costyooms-I lubs teh Folk songs
an teh atmosfeer is jess amazing.
Iz special fer me an Mr T.M acuz wuz ower Wedding Day teh nawt sekkund tyme I ebber seed it.
The Hotelol we stayed in hadz peeps jess sittin an talking an storee tellin,den a randum peep wud pik a up a geetar or a fiddle an play a choon awl impromptu.
Wuz a luffly way tew spend teh eebnin. Dems sanged us a sawng spesshully
hao kewl!!! Wuht a grate weddink rememberie!! an dat yoo gits to rebisit it ebery yeer…just too kewl.
I’m wiff yU, Pwned! wii can enjoi teh awsum dansing in R ‘majinayshun whilst Tidmun C’s it IRL!
Ohai, Tidmum, Yu set up sum tentz in Argate fur us awl tu cum?
Plenny ob rume at Argate
Awl welkum!!
Fankz. Yu iz so hospice table..:LOL:
Sinz Pitcher Kitteh “borrowed” Mario Battali’s crocs, praps Eye talian whines in honur ov bearfut celeb chef?
I has just uncorked the first ob dis summer’s home made Lemoncellos in honur ob the Battali orinj clogs! Duz you wanna try? Its about 60-65 prufe and smuuuve.
Dis kitteh eben has der same hair color as old Molto Mario.
oh Sol!
I LURVES teh limonchelloe!
srsly… did u make sum yerself??
Never com akros Lemoncello b4. Deskrib plzthx?
Lemon liqueur… I had it in Italee.
Perty darn nommy!!!!
Leeza, ur skarin mii! When wuz u in Italee? Ai wuz dere in Mai n Joon ob 2003. Dat wuz teh nawt sekkund tyme ai habbing limonchello, too. Hoemmaded!!
Yas homemade is EAZY! Git a bottle ob Vodka (large if you want to make a bunch) and about 5 lemons per liter of spirits. Using vegetable peeler remove zest (thin outer layer of skin – just the yellow part) from all ob the lemons.
Put vodka an lemon zests togedder in some large covered container and let it sit fer as long as you can wait – no less than two weeks four is better. It meelows some wiff age. When you tink its gotten all of the flavor out of the lemon peels, strain it and add simple syrup (sugar an water cooked to dissolve the sugar – about 1/2 cuppa sugar and one cuppa water or you can add more sweet or more water) The syrup will dilute the vodka and soften the bitterness of the lemon peel.
There are many recipes fer lemoncello on the intertoobs, dis is the one I likes. There is also the option of using honey instead of simple syrup, dis leave the vodka at full strenf and the lemoncello dus nowt git cloudy which happens when you add the water based syrup. Serve chilled.
Tank u.
Sounz EZ. Sounz GUD!
sownz liek it wud leaf lawtz ub lemon innerdz tu maik lemmingadez tu hab wile iz kyuring. sum vokda in dat tu?
Iz troo, I usooally jest squeeziz dem lemon innerds into a jar dat I keep inna fridge fer whatever, lemonaid, lemon sherbet, lemon caek. I sumtimes peel the white pith off and slice fore or fibe ob dem up thin and makes Shaker lemon Pie.
fanks Sol!!
I has next week orf, I mite try to make sum!
MMMMM…. makes grate ‘hard lemunade’!
65 pruf? betur danz home 2nite, nawt driv.
Lotsa gud drinkees out 2nigth
Apful Cyder
Cherry Whine
Berry koolers . . .
An may moar who knows alfubet betr
Draught Beerz
Eeezy tu drink cawktials
Fizzy liftin drink
G?
Gin
Hooch
Ice-fer the drinkses
J..
Jugz ob Kee an tee
Ketl wodka
Lemun slice onna glass
…
jello shots
kamakazi
lassi
Manghatanz Ha! yu fawt ai wud sai martooniez!
Napalm
Olibz
Pernod
Q
Quite a few rounds to go
Rammazotti
Stout
Tanker-yeah for ginantonicus
U
Umbrellies fer coktayls
Vino collapso
Whiskey/Whisky
X..
Xtra salt wif Margarita
Yummy blended drinkeez wif rum and lots of frootz
Zombie (nawt teh brayne-eetin kind)
Cheeerz, Sliante, l’chaim, skol, 2 Yr helth!
*BGee wobbles duwn teh raod toowards haom.*
an 4 teh tee-tow-tlers:
Appel joos (doan drink OJ–it’ll kill yoo!)
Bosco Melk
Creem Soda,
Badjez?!?!? Oranj kitteh don’ nede no steenkin’ badjez!!! lol
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LOL!
Treasure of the Sierra Madre ref. FTW!!
I had heard this so much, thought it was from one movie & was really surprised when I saw it on TofSM not too long ago and figured that was where it originated.
yoo iz rite, friscokitteh – taht “badges” frase wuz said nawt sekkund in TofSM. Teh moar well-nown wun, tho, iz frum Blazing Saddles (whish wuz referuncing Sierra Madre, ov corse).
THATS IT! sry–mai Luci Van Pelt impression-let me show you it! I cudden merrember Blazing Saddles…..
lulz @ krawks
careful what you say, without spelling police badge.
Fashun poleece on dutee!
mus b plain n ugly cloves dibishun
I fink itz teh plane fur divishun.
Croc-o-dial hunter!
Do dese cum in a seven?
Dey cum’n’ STUPID!! ugly is as ugly wears! Dem is ugly shoes!!!
De shuuz is ugly butz cumfee, bery cumfee
no excuse, ugly is ugly.
I go to Hotdog and check out the Ladies not wearing ugly feetz
Chef Mario Batalle warz crocs naow. My opinyun ob him slitelee dimimu…. denimis….. goes down.
?hymn naught cook such guut fuds now?
plastic no breathe, dat why swiss ceez holes. rediculumus + silly peh.
yU knot lubbs “ugglee shooz”, butt dew lubbs “scruffy kitteh”?
Mai gurlfrend has baaaaaadlee hurt fut. Kroks r ownly shoos she kan wear 2 beech. Odder beech shoos or flip-flops cawse much, much payn.
Don’t knock ‘em.
Bery bery cumfee. Ai doan kare if teh boiz aren’t starin at meh ennymoar (aiz tew owld & cute & fluffy for dat nao) — wen ai wearz mah Crocs, mah feetz haz a happee.
Crocs makez mai feetz haz a happee tooz. Whole bodee acshuleez feelz betterz wit dem onz. Crochaterz can km comfee a whilez day teeterz around on hurtee heelz. Guyz wonder whai womenz sometimez so crabbeez; u trai wearingz heelz all dayz. Yay crocz!
We hadz teh fugly cowch yesstidy – now teh shuze? Whuts goin awn??
Ai jus got a lolcat on teh voting paeg — abowt teh fuglee wallpaypur. Itz skaree wallpaypur.
I jes went an boted fer it! An yoo is right – dat’s sum SKAREE wallpayper! I fink I had sum in teh howse I growed up in….*shudder*
Oh, ai saw dat walpapur dint luk tu se hoo. Maibe we seze it agen heer.
Went bak nd iz abowt paij 6 naow.
Me too!!
I can has a parrotseed-I gawts teh hedache frum lukkin at it
aim goin, aim goin
I voted 4 u! And yikes — not only is teh wallpapers bad, but I usedta has that phone, too. Ringtone VRY much a lot of pleh. High-pitched tweedle, DO NOT WANT. Teh kittehs would always look at teh phone when it ringed as if to says “WHUT is that turribul din?”
I gots anudder pic on teh voting page also. Is “Seรฑor Prom” kitteh. Itz burried on about page 20 by now (in only 3 hours!) but u cans vote here:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1187971
kthx4ursupport
dem r tesstyn owur reezolb!!
I doan noe how mush moar I kin tayke!!!!!!!!
hagn in der tidmums!!
doan lit em bork yew nao!!1!!
ebberee clowd haz teh floofee lynin – oar sumtink..
I hoap sew!!
ahhh, floofy lyning…
I wuz winner uf Merika’s Top Modl Kitteh
Red iz just nawt yer color! Try that luvly green, instead!
Ai iz wearin Sage Green Crocs rite nao.
Ai fink dey wud luk niez on dis kitteh…. but he can’t hav dem.
*whisperz*
i has been wantin to by a pare. They luks SEW comfee!!
oh, dey iz! I iz waring mah Lite Pink Crocs Slippers rite nao.
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I haz seberal pares – I iz crocs addikt, I finks. (in manee brite kolurs, ob corse) I eben haz a pare ov blak wuns taht ar sootable fer teh werks.
Curiosly, Ise waring muh fronsh black lether kitchen clogs roit now acause I wus makin dinner fer muh sweetpea.
and (how du I put this delicatlee)
do teh crocs make yer feet stinkee at all?
I’z nawt notised it, an mai kittehs (hoo liek teh stinkee shoes) doan stik dere heds in dem liek dey do mai sneekers. An teh crocs website sez teh material iz “odor resistant”
Crocs are supposed to be a miracle plastic that duzzn’t give yo dromodrosis (stinkfoot). Esther gots a pair an she don’t have stinkfoot but then she don’t suffer from dat when we go hiking or when shes warin her wellies and werkin inna garden, so who noes.
O hai, awl yee Crocky-shod frenz! aI is waring my babeh-bloo wons. I uyous dem 4 gardening—PURRFEKT.
Wore my fav. Birkenstock sandells around town earlier 2-day. (naught teh old-skool wons, butt a key-yout Giza pear in ffew-sha)
Teh debil can has poyntee, uncomfortabull shoos!
Teh debil indeed!! ai lurves mai Birkenstosk sandells.
O hai, Jancan!
Y R I knot souprised?
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The Crocs don’t absorb moisture, so the shoes don’t get stinky at all. Your feet sweat in them a little — but when you’re moving around, air is circulating through the holes & drying your feet. I only notice my feet sweating when I’m sitting still — but no stinkeez. The one time I had a problem (not stinky – just wet) was wearing a waterproof pair with no holes — and with socks that were too big. I wound up with absolutely hideous blisters. I wore the same shoes a few months later with moisture-wicking socks that fit properly, and I was fine.
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They are SOOO comfortable (some pairs more than others, for some reason). I used to get back spasms any time I stood in my kitchen (cement underflooring) for more than about 1/2 hour. I can stand in the kitchen for HOURS wearing my favorite pair of Crocs & have no problems with my back. I’ve also had tremendous luck with them at Disneyland — I can walk around for a whole long day & not be sore the next day… can’t do that in my tennies.
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[lolspeak]
Wii nao return yew to yer regyoolarlee skedzhuled lolcatz…
fanks fur the feedbak guiz!
*ahem*
Mai nayme is leeza, and I haz stinkee feet issyoos.
Sumtimes.
I am close to givvin up lether intirelee.
It seems liek the wurst. I can get my feetz all nice & odorfrees, but tehn it seems teh shoos themselfs are carryin sum kind uv bacteeria?
Wut I’d REELY like to do it frow ALL my shoos awai, and start ovur wif noo wuns. But shoes are xpensives!
**heddin off to by sum crocs, and tehn go see hoo wun Merican Idlol!**
By guiz!
Pssst: I gives u predition ’bout Merican Idlol.
The winner will be … David!
kthxshouldabetmoneys
Leeza, haz yoo traid spraiin teh shooz wif teh aunty-afleetz-fut stuff? Dat’s wut ai doo wiff Mr. A.S.’s shooz.
I is vry glad to see that apostrophe. As is Mr. A.S. Surely.
An doan cawl mee Shirley!! Hee hee! Butt yas, he iz berry glad
(Stoopy werdpress!) to sea teh appos–apots—curvee fing!
(temp suspension of LOLspeak)
I have very wide feet (sz 8 WWW). I have never had a pair of
“dress” or “work” shoes that didn’t hurt my feet. Sometimes
the leather ones eventually stretch into wearabiity, but I have
thrown out hundreds of pairs over the years. I suffered for
years buying sz 9b’s because regular shoe stores never carry
extra wides. Then I found a “wide shoe” store (Chic’s) and
they measured me, and said I should actually wear a
sz 7WWWW, but not even they carry that sz. So now I buy
sz 8 WWW when I can get them, or 8 1/2 ww when I can’t.
Then, about a yr ago i was on Rosie.com, and she was raving
about loving her CROCS. So, I decided to try them.
I ordere a size 8. (an experiment)
WOW ! I have to tell you they were the first pair of shoes
I ever owned that never hurt! I now own three pair- the ugly
ones, lke in the pic above (can’t remember what they are
called) and a pair called “Prima” that are cut like ballet flats,
and my favorites, “Alice”. These are a Mary Jane style with a
strap ACROSS the instep, and I can wear them! and they don’t
hurt!
When I opened the box they came in, and first saw them,
I was sad. As soon as I saw how short the strap was, I
knew they wouldn’t fit. But I remembered the advice I had
been given about CROCS, and I put them on slowly, keeping
the strap at maximum stretch, gently putting them on,
letting them warm up to body temp. they were a little
snugg that first wearing, but they didn’t hurt, and they
conform to the shape of your foot. I have a friend with
terrible bunion trouble, and I told her about CROCS-
she loves them, and last I heard now owns about 6 pairs
They wash off in the sink ( warm water, soap n e kind
and a nail brush will do you up fine), they don’t smell,
and neither do your feet!
( sorry, didn’t mean 2b so long winded, but 2 finally
find something that works is exciting, and I wanted
so bad 2 share !)
that’s grate that teh crocs fit yoo so well, SM! My AA feet swim in them, butt I still use them, maynly in the garden. Also, try Zappos, they have eberything!. go to zappos dot com, click on “search by shoe size”, then enter your size (and stule is you want), press “go”, and you will find several prs. I tried it for you. hope it helps!
http://www.zappos.com/n/es/d/722000223/size/6/width/11/page/1.html
Zappos service is unpair-aloled.
Sparkysmom, I has a happy just hearin about yer success at finding comfy footware. Whilst I fink stilletto heels aer kinda sexy, I actually prefers to see wimmen dat wares comfy practical shues, or hiking boots.
kitkay: yes ! i 4gotz to b puttin da web sitez up 4 da CROC shoppin ! ( post was as long as war n peas w/o dem ! ize uzin Zappos, shoebuy.com, shoesonashoestring and shoe trader.com- all gud 4 da wide shoes, and can get CROCS on sale ! (YNG in da NB, + kittehs+ shoes on sale=
hebbin ! )
Sol: I agreez widchew ! Ai lbs 2 wear da bery high heels!
(will put up widda lotta pain 2b lukkin da sexy!)
Oh, noze!
Ambercat wuz maiking berry shur dat wuz nawt wut mien wur liek. ( mein iz swade levvur)
but is they Green swade levver? So seein as yo alreddy got dem emerald slippers do dat mean yer looking fer the ruby city?
Ai gawt lowst ona yelebrik rode lawng tiem ago. oh, maibe iz naow ruby city difrent frum uvver wun. Trai agen? Maibe brikz ar rong kulur. If Ai ownlee hab a brane.
yawl kin hab mine, low mileage, hardly used. Dusn’t always werk ryte and sumtimes won’t shut orf. I seems to get by on ‘de noive’.
Got gud tek sport?
yU can haz cheezburgers, gmaw! @@@@@
an Sol, 2 @@@@@ (butt icanhassumobtehdinner yU is mayking? lUcky sweetP.)
Sawy, awl gone. Homemade Mafalda pasta wiff leeks and cheeze. Tre Yummie.
I gotz the recipe on TV from Jamie Oliver. He’s a whaky hippie rocker but he cooks gud stuff an I likes hims show.
Iz ” Crocodile Dun-Doant”!!
ugly shooz iz ugly
mah pawzes are so much cuter
An sew iz mai fases an mai pritty Is.
troo that.
fist!
Ack. HALP! plz?
Sry fer distrashun comment. Dis iz nawt zactly related to ICHC… but ai need halp! Iz been kwiet cheezfriend fer bery long tiem. Iz in trubble. Kyoot, fuzzy trubble (bedder den most, true! *grins*) Iz a cat rescuer in Los Angeles – trap da ferals, taek dem to teh doctor, find dem homes. I akshully has plenty uv kittehs right now , but now a whole nother litter uv four iz gonna be comin ta me. (Werk is infested with tiny mewling kyootness.) Yikes! Iffens any cheezfriends here has teh friends in or round LA who r lukkin to ‘dopt sum kittehs and culd maek good homes fer my incomin rescue babies, ai wuld reaaaaaally love teh halp. Ai wuld even drive teh kittehs to a moar distant home iffens dere wuld be a gud home sumwhere witin a sevral hour radius. kthxguys! =)
Fank yu fur yur wurkz reskuing da kittehz. We awl hoapz yu fined gud hoamz fur dem.
Yer naem is nawt “Julia” by chance, izzit?
(onlee askin cuz wii got owr eerless kittehs frum Julia who reskyooed kittehs in Los Angeles)…
Sorry! Mai naem iz Jen. Well met ennywayz. =)
“eerless kittehs”? moar denn wonn kitteh wiffout eerz? How stranj iz dat…
Oh, an kudoz an much w00t-ing fore kitteh reskew, SL. Gud luck 2 yoo an 2 teh happy noo owners foochair owners ob teh fuzzy trobbles!
Shadowlynx – hao can teh peepl find yoo??? Becuz, in addishun to us comminters, tehre ar hundredz of lurkers (as yoo prollee know
but if tehy want a kittee – hao to get it???
Oh, hai! Gud point. Teh peepl can mail me at kittehrescue@gmail.com!
Heehee. Lurker ai am indeedy. =)
An manee tanks everywun fer teh gud wishes! Teh kittehs apprec- apperit – dey reely liek dat.
Yay fur yu doin gud thingz fowr kittehs!!
This is too serious for LOLspeak. There was a story in todays paper about a couple whose 2 y/o daughther died. The people at the hospital told the authorities they believed she’d been abused so they went to the home to do some investigating. They found a puppy mill with over 185 dogs and 25 cats in horrid conditions. CPS took the other 8 children and the Humane Society is now in charge of the animals. We’ve left word that we’d adopt one of the puppies once everything gets straightened out. sad sad sad.
Bless you for being kind to animals.
Yeah. People make me quite sad sometimes; it’s hard to think too long on what people can be capable of. It’s wonderful that you’re going to adopt one of the abused pups – a new furry family member for you, and a much needed safe haven for your future pup. I hope all goes well! =)
How to contact you?
Me? kittehrescue@gmail.com
But I love my croccies!<3
D:
I hab oringe wanz (tehey nawt poyson). Onlee wearz tehm on holidayz, tho. I think it sillee 2 ware all dressy uppy cloze and tehn ware kroks!
… I is luukin at u, Mario Batalli
u needs more jibbitz.
Kitteh prefurrz sawft
wawrm, fuzzee Bunneh Slippurz.
So gud 2 Nomz awn!
Rubburr slippurz arz
‘Pleh!’. Maykz Kitteh luuk lyke weerdz
Dukk Pawwd Cat~i~Puss
Mebbee Kitteh shoodz
hyde uglglee slippuurz, but tehn
Doggeh woodz fyndz tehm
Jack.
And eat them. And then doggie would have big, red poos. (And probably eat then, too…)
WTF!? That’s twice WP has turned an end paren after an ellipsis into a frakkin’ winkie smiley! I’ll wink when I’m $#@% good and ready to! Graaah!
(Not really angry, just sorta bemused.)
may-B wierd press iz winking at yU, C-Pie
“Cat~i~Puss” – FTW!!!
Teh nozziland teem for teh limpik gaymz have teh crocs in tehir yewkneeform. We iz havink much stylees, uss kiwis.
Tel us moar.
Moar bout how stylees wee bee? Or moar bout lympik gaymz teem?
Moar abowt da styleez. we wil be heering abowt limpikz ona teebee ennywaiz.
Teh ushul styleez fore kiwi wymyn is traksoot pantzes (in grey) wiff a big sweter and ug bootz (tehy is teh swayd bootz wif teh sheepyskin inzide). For mansies, iz short shortzes wiff a blek woolls vesst nd glsohes (wee callz tehm gumbootz).
Cattun an Croc luvvurs ov teh wurruld yewnait!
Touche kitteh. I’ll go barefoot from now on.
how ’bout “on liddel kat feet” like teh fog?
(elebbenty burgerz 4 teh naught-sekond won hoo gibbs teh referense!)
Walt Whitman?
carl Snadburg “Fog” whare teh elebenty burgers? iz supper tyme
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+ drinkeez ob yore choyse! (may i suggest rooty-bier flotes? or choklite frappes?)
Gud jawb, critter! Mai lack ub litteratyure nollij, let mi sho u it…..
*snurtz @ “Snadburg”*
Very funy.
doze r sum uglee shooz
ah don cahr how comfeez dey beez
deyz uglee
I druther hab a pear uf cumfee uglee shuz dan a duzun pearz uv prittee shuz dat hurtz mai feetz.
Yu is so rite dere. ai uzed tu awlwaiz trai tu luk pritty wif da pritty liddul shuze nd wuz mizerbul awla tiem. just wun problum iz sumtiemz hab tu dres up fur fancy cashun nd da klunky robikz shuze lukz owt ub plais. We donut goze dat kined ub fing berry muxh ennymor nd datz wun resun. Bai tiem we ar 80 ebbreebuddee wil be just so gald tu se us stil alibe wont care wut we wair. maibe? ( or maibe dey fink ” wen dat wun gun dy???!!!” hury up.
Yoo an mee bofe, mj. Ai doan warez teh owie shooz enny moarz.
ah agreez 2 a poynt.
ahm awl abowt comfee
ahm no fashun qween
but ah wont ware dem shooz
dayz jus 2 uglee
ah has 8 parz of Kedz in 6 diffrnt colorz—ah doze comfee but not uglee.
Mah feetses sai “ware teh cumfee uglee shuuz” but mah hart wantz teh red patent lever hiheelz. Feetses win.
Anom tew dat!!
“Hoomin, be glad i’z just SITTING on ur shooz, gudnis knoze, teh wurld wud foargiev meh for doing sumfing dat rhymes in deez hideeyus tings”
MARRIO CATCALLI!!1?!!
i can haz cheez peatsa? -plzzzzzzzz?
I love this one because i HATE those shoes, my 2 yr old niece has a pair and her feet get so sweaty and red in them! Good job!
verruh comfiez dem crocs – luvs ma pair – snugglez
Two kindsa peeples in de wolrd: peepls who tink crocs uglees, and peepls hoo hav triyd de Crocs, and say ‘Fug it! dey are CUUUUMFY! I wearz dem anyways!’
Amenz! I am in de latter CATerbgorie. I made funni facez ats dem fer a long tymez, and tried on sum that had funnie big nubbiez dat tickld my feetz sumthin crazie (frinch ticklr shuz, ne-one?), but now I foundz a gud pair w/o crazie nubbiez that be ver ver cumfie, dat I bot in blak so I can think “they not so obnawxshus in diz culler”.
Just be careful at the mall in them!!!
http://www.livescience.com/health/070918_ap_crocs_danger.html
mah fiancee haz somes of dem, dey luk funnier on teh kitteh though
prooves gud point tho. dem shoes luk stupid on nywon
but they haz a lot of fans on ICHC apparently
Kitteh yuur nawt gunna geyt veree faur waring dose shuuz;
DOAN triez tu runs wif tehm awn,
adn SPESHULLY DOAN ware tehm onna ellyvatur!
Shud hav bin: ESKALATURE!!!!!!
HAI…!!!
I warz ‘em cuz mai dogs r killin me!
Oh n BTW
2 menie Crocs getz 2 b allful ’spendsif, so minez jus be teh ‘Wals’
THANK YOU! Anyone that wears those things should have their feet cut off.
Please be aware that to fulfill your wish…many people have done just that!
Allow me to express the apologies of those who are not able to comply 100% with your demand and only have PARTIAL amputations of their feet. But rest assured, many are working on it, even as you read this!
Unfortunately, many of these people are very thankful for these shoes regardless of how offensive they are to your delicate sensibilities.
Rest assured that your feelings are important to so many. Is there anywhere people may contact you to let you know exactly when their feet ARE completely cut off?
OUCH!! To borrow from the previous pic—the dawrk sawrchasm belangz awn teh interwebz.
I absolutely agree with you, this being an area for light-hearted win n wimzee. But since you feel someone has the right to express a dislike of something so innocuous as casual shoes in such venomous terms by declaring people should have their feet cut off, then I feel I have the right to respond. That poster has now accomplished their goal…they received a rebuttal and and someone to challenge that rebuttal on their behalf.
geez, C, dat’s bin my sence-ymints presackly re: my feet! Dey be hurting sooooo bad sumthymes dat I wisht eye cood jusst cut tehm off. No lie—-EXTREME PAYNE from lupus kompikatshuns—maded mii fink dat I wood B bedder off WIFFOUT feetes! Had 2 ware speshul brazes, had 2 B pushed around in a wheelee chare. KNot so grate, akshually. I nebber wus a hie-heal type ov gurl, butt had to replayce my shoez wiff wons that wood fit my orhtotics. Tried to git away wiff Birkenstocks in teh summer—sommers iz WAY 2 hot in Oklyhoma 2 whare shoes, socks and orthoteks. Used crocs at thymes, mostly at home, thow eye finks dey looks ridikulamous on mii.
May Ceeling Kat bless yU 2 awlwayz B so lucky 2 chews shews in turms of fashun onlee. An no *&&&##<(*F_-@ tendonities, neuropothy, plantar faciitis, fallen arches, or a millyon other feetsie oweez!!!
jus be careful in dem!!!
http://www.livescience.com/health/070918_ap_crocs_danger.html
Yesssss! I actually LOL-ed. For reals.
A voice of reason!!!
Ohmg! Sooo kawaii =D
Ma mom has shooz liek dat
We always go-the kidlets lub teh dansin an teh costyooms-I lubs teh Folk songs
an teh atmosfeer is jess amazing.
Iz special fer me an Mr T.M acuz wuz ower Wedding Day teh nawt sekkund tyme I ebber seed it.
Tag Funny pictures
[i luz funny catz].
OMG! That sounds JUST like my cat!
Dis is so funny!