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  1. BGee says:

    Carful whyt u say, wifout fashun plice badge

    • leeza-b says:

      comgrats BGee!
      GMTA!

      • BGee says:

        Spanku!
        I hab manee fashun violetshuns on rekurd. Neber can rekugnize miner missy meener frum ful fluffy feloony.

        • jd says:

          Dey’re onli teshnical violinations if dey bekum fashunable next yeer.

          • midnightsdeer says:

            Wai be furst so speshal? Ai see manys danseies!
            It fort funz?

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              LUK EBEREE BUDDEE!! Whilst we ar traing down below to get lbc aut ov teh rafters, heer iz her lolcat!! it’s REELLEE cyoot! an deserbz lots ov voats!!

              http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1186749

            • kafleen says:

              midnightsdeer, it bee because…

              *deep breff*

              There are plenty of places ALL OVER the internet where you can go and
              be nasty or hateful or gross or fight or make people feel like crap over
              minutae.

              This has become a special place where people are kind and gentle and nice
              to each other, and one of the great things is sometimes you win the NAWT
              SECUND (tis bad taste to crow of one’s FIRSTness) lottery and then you
              get a dance!

              Imagine. And we have managed to keep it pretty nice too. Some people
              complain that it is not snarky or nasty enough. *Donkey looks around the
              universe* Aren’t there enough snarky places already? I don’t see any
              place QUITE like the magicalness of THIS one…….

              • gascat says:

                derz no plac lik ICHC, derz no plac lik ICHC
                click, click, click

                momcat

              • Jaqi says:

                Hai Kafleen!

                Dats soopeh guud wurds!! U hit da nail on’da head ov wut eye lub abbout da LOLspeek and ICHCB…. I din liek wen sumbodiez wuz maekin joeks ‘bowt the pitchur ov duh baybee-kitteh sadz abowt duh Bambis momma an uz hab toetally esspressed Y. Sew mannee over pwaces tu get’da not-guud-feelinz. Iz magic hear!!

                Ur awsum!!! Hab uh happeh dai!!

                (srsly – if you’re not there already http://www.speaklolspeak.com is another soopah guud place)

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      Concrocshulashunz,Bgee awn yur tawp nawt secund. clog dans fur yu?

      • BGee says:

        Eirich stil plzthx? I gots da pennywhistle.

        • BGee says:

          Wups, clog dance Appalashian? Stepdanz Eirich?
          Nawt sure.
          Any kinda boogie iz gud danze fur mee!

          • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

            Yis, me tu . Ai donut noze wun frum anuvver. ges just twirly, stomp, stomp oar sumfing. Did ennybuddeez getz yu drinkeez yet? Sum ub us iz muxh bettur at hoastingz dan me.

            • leeza-b says:

              clog dans, u mooves all over teh plais!
              Irish dans, u just mooves ur feetz and legs.

              If we is cloggin, wud u liek sum nice freshy cider??

              • BGee says:

                Brink teh apfuls, tehre be mush cider bai d edn of de clogdanz

              • jamamakitty says:

                ribber dans……….. arms at sides

                clicky clicky clicky clicky

                nawt 2 much varyeeeeeteeeeeeee

              • tidmum says:

                Iz teh ‘Folk Festival Weekend’ in mah hoam town… .this weekend!!
                Lots ob clog dansin,Appalasian an Morriss dansers an ebreefing!!
                Is brillyunt. Loads ob danse groups cum frum awl ober teh whirld an danse in teh street.Tehre be a fayre an all teh pubs hab teh folk singin an moosic an there be a street fayre awn Munday. Is teh WIN!!!
                Sum ob teh costyooms am Awsum!!

                • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

                  oh, dat sownds liek so mush fun!!!! !!!!!
                  .
                  Enjoi sum dansing an singings a moosiks an fuds fer me, okai?

                  • tidmum says:

                    I shurlee will PB2K :grin:
                    We always go-the kidlets lub teh dansin an teh costyooms-I lubs teh Folk songs
                    an teh atmosfeer is jess amazing.
                    Iz special fer me an Mr T.M acuz wuz ower Wedding Day teh nawt sekkund tyme I ebber seed it.
                    The Hotelol we stayed in hadz peeps jess sittin an talking an storee tellin,den a randum peep wud pik a up a geetar or a fiddle an play a choon awl impromptu.
                    Wuz a luffly way tew spend teh eebnin. Dems sanged us a sawng spesshully :grin:

                    • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

                      hao kewl!!! Wuht a grate weddink rememberie!! an dat yoo gits to rebisit it ebery yeer…just too kewl. :)

                      • kitkay says:

                        I’m wiff yU, Pwned! wii can enjoi teh awsum dansing in R ‘majinayshun whilst Tidmun C’s it IRL!

                • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                  Ohai, Tidmum, Yu set up sum tentz in Argate fur us awl tu cum?

            • BGee says:

              Sinz Pitcher Kitteh “borrowed” Mario Battali’s crocs, praps Eye talian whines in honur ov bearfut celeb chef?

              • SolnEsther says:

                I has just uncorked the first ob dis summer’s home made Lemoncellos in honur ob the Battali orinj clogs! Duz you wanna try? Its about 60-65 prufe and smuuuve.

                • SolnEsther says:

                  Dis kitteh eben has der same hair color as old Molto Mario.

                  • leeza-b says:

                    oh Sol!
                    I LURVES teh limonchelloe!
                    srsly… did u make sum yerself??

                    • BGee says:

                      Never com akros Lemoncello b4. Deskrib plzthx?

                      • leeza-b says:

                        Lemon liqueur… I had it in Italee.
                        Perty darn nommy!!!!

                        • 4point5kittehs says:

                          Leeza, ur skarin mii! When wuz u in Italee? Ai wuz dere in Mai n Joon ob 2003. Dat wuz teh nawt sekkund tyme ai habbing limonchello, too. Hoemmaded!!

                    • SolnEsther says:

                      Yas homemade is EAZY! Git a bottle ob Vodka (large if you want to make a bunch) and about 5 lemons per liter of spirits. Using vegetable peeler remove zest (thin outer layer of skin – just the yellow part) from all ob the lemons.
                      Put vodka an lemon zests togedder in some large covered container and let it sit fer as long as you can wait – no less than two weeks four is better. It meelows some wiff age. When you tink its gotten all of the flavor out of the lemon peels, strain it and add simple syrup (sugar an water cooked to dissolve the sugar – about 1/2 cuppa sugar and one cuppa water or you can add more sweet or more water) The syrup will dilute the vodka and soften the bitterness of the lemon peel.
                      There are many recipes fer lemoncello on the intertoobs, dis is the one I likes. There is also the option of using honey instead of simple syrup, dis leave the vodka at full strenf and the lemoncello dus nowt git cloudy which happens when you add the water based syrup. Serve chilled.

                      • BGee says:

                        Tank u.
                        Sounz EZ. Sounz GUD!

                      • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                        sownz liek it wud leaf lawtz ub lemon innerdz tu maik lemmingadez tu hab wile iz kyuring. sum vokda in dat tu?

                        • SolnEsther says:

                          Iz troo, I usooally jest squeeziz dem lemon innerds into a jar dat I keep inna fridge fer whatever, lemonaid, lemon sherbet, lemon caek. I sumtimes peel the white pith off and slice fore or fibe ob dem up thin and makes Shaker lemon Pie.

                      • leeza-b says:

                        fanks Sol!!
                        I has next week orf, I mite try to make sum!
                        MMMMM…. makes grate ‘hard lemunade’!

                • BGee says:

                  65 pruf? betur danz home 2nite, nawt driv.

                  Lotsa gud drinkees out 2nigth

                  Apful Cyder
                  Cherry Whine
                  Berry koolers . . .

    • orangekittehservant says:

      Badjez?!?!? Oranj kitteh don’ nede no steenkin’ badjez!!! lol

      • smackymcgee says:

        @@@@@@

        LOL!

      • friscokitteh says:

        Treasure of the Sierra Madre ref. FTW!!
        I had heard this so much, thought it was from one movie & was really surprised when I saw it on TofSM not too long ago and figured that was where it originated.

        • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

          yoo iz rite, friscokitteh – taht “badges” frase wuz said nawt sekkund in TofSM. Teh moar well-nown wun, tho, iz frum Blazing Saddles (whish wuz referuncing Sierra Madre, ov corse).

          • friscokitteh says:

            THATS IT! sry–mai Luci Van Pelt impression-let me show you it! I cudden merrember Blazing Saddles…..

    • Mark says:

      lulz @ krawks

    • Dave says:

      careful what you say, without spelling police badge.

  2. leeza-b says:

    Fashun poleece on dutee!

  3. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Do dese cum in a seven?

  4. tidmum says:

    We hadz teh fugly cowch yesstidy – now teh shuze? Whuts goin awn??

  5. cyberkat says:

    I wuz winner uf Merika’s Top Modl Kitteh

  6. johnson442 says:

    Red iz just nawt yer color! Try that luvly green, instead!

    • nightshayde says:

      Ai iz wearin Sage Green Crocs rite nao. :oops: Ai fink dey wud luk niez on dis kitteh…. but he can’t hav dem.

      • leeza-b says:

        *whisperz*
        i has been wantin to by a pare. They luks SEW comfee!!

        • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

          oh, dey iz! I iz waring mah Lite Pink Crocs Slippers rite nao.
          .
          I haz seberal pares – I iz crocs addikt, I finks. (in manee brite kolurs, ob corse) I eben haz a pare ov blak wuns taht ar sootable fer teh werks.

          • SolnEsther says:

            Curiosly, Ise waring muh fronsh black lether kitchen clogs roit now acause I wus makin dinner fer muh sweetpea.

            • leeza-b says:

              and (how du I put this delicatlee)
              do teh crocs make yer feet stinkee at all?

              • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

                I’z nawt notised it, an mai kittehs (hoo liek teh stinkee shoes) doan stik dere heds in dem liek dey do mai sneekers. An teh crocs website sez teh material iz “odor resistant”

              • SolnEsther says:

                Crocs are supposed to be a miracle plastic that duzzn’t give yo dromodrosis (stinkfoot). Esther gots a pair an she don’t have stinkfoot but then she don’t suffer from dat when we go hiking or when shes warin her wellies and werkin inna garden, so who noes.

                • kitkay says:

                  O hai, awl yee Crocky-shod frenz! aI is waring my babeh-bloo wons. I uyous dem 4 gardening—PURRFEKT.

                  Wore my fav. Birkenstock sandells around town earlier 2-day. (naught teh old-skool wons, butt a key-yout Giza pear in ffew-sha)

                  Teh debil can has poyntee, uncomfortabull shoos!

              • nightshayde says:

                [/lolspeak]
                The Crocs don’t absorb moisture, so the shoes don’t get stinky at all. Your feet sweat in them a little — but when you’re moving around, air is circulating through the holes & drying your feet. I only notice my feet sweating when I’m sitting still — but no stinkeez. The one time I had a problem (not stinky – just wet) was wearing a waterproof pair with no holes — and with socks that were too big. I wound up with absolutely hideous blisters. I wore the same shoes a few months later with moisture-wicking socks that fit properly, and I was fine.

                They are SOOO comfortable (some pairs more than others, for some reason). I used to get back spasms any time I stood in my kitchen (cement underflooring) for more than about 1/2 hour. I can stand in the kitchen for HOURS wearing my favorite pair of Crocs & have no problems with my back. I’ve also had tremendous luck with them at Disneyland — I can walk around for a whole long day & not be sore the next day… can’t do that in my tennies.

                [lolspeak]
                Wii nao return yew to yer regyoolarlee skedzhuled lolcatz…

                • leeza-b says:

                  fanks fur the feedbak guiz!
                  *ahem*
                  Mai nayme is leeza, and I haz stinkee feet issyoos.
                  Sumtimes.
                  I am close to givvin up lether intirelee.
                  It seems liek the wurst. I can get my feetz all nice & odorfrees, but tehn it seems teh shoos themselfs are carryin sum kind uv bacteeria?
                  Wut I’d REELY like to do it frow ALL my shoos awai, and start ovur wif noo wuns. But shoes are xpensives!
                  **heddin off to by sum crocs, and tehn go see hoo wun Merican Idlol!**
                  By guiz!

                  • Pssst: I gives u predition ’bout Merican Idlol.

                    The winner will be … David!

                    kthxshouldabetmoneys

                  • altosinger says:

                    Leeza, haz yoo traid spraiin teh shooz wif teh aunty-afleetz-fut stuff? Dat’s wut ai doo wiff Mr. A.S.’s shooz.

                    • I is vry glad to see that apostrophe. As is Mr. A.S. Surely.

                      • altosinger says:

                        An doan cawl mee Shirley!! Hee hee! Butt yas, he iz berry glad

                      • sparkysmom says:

                        (temp suspension of LOLspeak)
                        I have very wide feet (sz 8 WWW). I have never had a pair of
                        “dress” or “work” shoes that didn’t hurt my feet. Sometimes
                        the leather ones eventually stretch into wearabiity, but I have
                        thrown out hundreds of pairs over the years. I suffered for
                        years buying sz 9b’s because regular shoe stores never carry
                        extra wides. Then I found a “wide shoe” store (Chic’s) and
                        they measured me, and said I should actually wear a
                        sz 7WWWW, but not even they carry that sz. So now I buy
                        sz 8 WWW when I can get them, or 8 1/2 ww when I can’t.
                        Then, about a yr ago i was on Rosie.com, and she was raving
                        about loving her CROCS. So, I decided to try them.
                        I ordere a size 8. (an experiment)
                        WOW ! I have to tell you they were the first pair of shoes
                        I ever owned that never hurt! I now own three pair- the ugly
                        ones, lke in the pic above (can’t remember what they are
                        called) and a pair called “Prima” that are cut like ballet flats,
                        and my favorites, “Alice”. These are a Mary Jane style with a
                        strap ACROSS the instep, and I can wear them! and they don’t
                        hurt!
                        When I opened the box they came in, and first saw them,
                        I was sad. As soon as I saw how short the strap was, I
                        knew they wouldn’t fit. But I remembered the advice I had
                        been given about CROCS, and I put them on slowly, keeping
                        the strap at maximum stretch, gently putting them on,
                        letting them warm up to body temp. they were a little
                        snugg that first wearing, but they didn’t hurt, and they
                        conform to the shape of your foot. I have a friend with
                        terrible bunion trouble, and I told her about CROCS-
                        she loves them, and last I heard now owns about 6 pairs
                        They wash off in the sink ( warm water, soap n e kind
                        and a nail brush will do you up fine), they don’t smell,
                        and neither do your feet!
                        ( sorry, didn’t mean 2b so long winded, but 2 finally
                        find something that works is exciting, and I wanted
                        so bad 2 share !)

                        • kitkay says:

                          that’s grate that teh crocs fit yoo so well, SM! My AA feet swim in them, butt I still use them, maynly in the garden. Also, try Zappos, they have eberything!. go to zappos dot com, click on “search by shoe size”, then enter your size (and stule is you want), press “go”, and you will find several prs. I tried it for you. hope it helps!

                        • SolnEsther says:

                          Sparkysmom, I has a happy just hearin about yer success at finding comfy footware. Whilst I fink stilletto heels aer kinda sexy, I actually prefers to see wimmen dat wares comfy practical shues, or hiking boots.

                        • sparkysmom says:

                          kitkay: yes ! i 4gotz to b puttin da web sitez up 4 da CROC shoppin ! ( post was as long as war n peas w/o dem ! ize uzin Zappos, shoebuy.com, shoesonashoestring and shoe trader.com- all gud 4 da wide shoes, and can get CROCS on sale ! (YNG in da NB, + kittehs+ shoes on sale=
                          hebbin ! )
                          Sol: I agreez widchew ! Ai lbs 2 wear da bery high heels!
                          (will put up widda lotta pain 2b lukkin da sexy!)

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      Oh, noze! :shock: Ambercat wuz maiking berry shur dat wuz nawt wut mien wur liek. ( mein iz swade levvur)

      • SolnEsther says:

        but is they Green swade levver? So seein as yo alreddy got dem emerald slippers do dat mean yer looking fer the ruby city?

        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

          Ai gawt lowst ona yelebrik rode lawng tiem ago. oh, maibe iz naow ruby city difrent frum uvver wun. Trai agen? Maibe brikz ar rong kulur. If Ai ownlee hab a brane.

  7. tidmum says:

    Iz ” Crocodile Dun-Doant”!!

  8. two_kittehs says:

    ugly shooz iz ugly
    mah pawzes are so much cuter

  9. Shadowlynx says:

    Ack. HALP! plz?

    Sry fer distrashun comment. Dis iz nawt zactly related to ICHC… but ai need halp! Iz been kwiet cheezfriend fer bery long tiem. Iz in trubble. Kyoot, fuzzy trubble (bedder den most, true! *grins*) Iz a cat rescuer in Los Angeles – trap da ferals, taek dem to teh doctor, find dem homes. I akshully has plenty uv kittehs right now , but now a whole nother litter uv four iz gonna be comin ta me. (Werk is infested with tiny mewling kyootness.) Yikes! Iffens any cheezfriends here has teh friends in or round LA who r lukkin to ‘dopt sum kittehs and culd maek good homes fer my incomin rescue babies, ai wuld reaaaaaally love teh halp. Ai wuld even drive teh kittehs to a moar distant home iffens dere wuld be a gud home sumwhere witin a sevral hour radius. kthxguys! =)

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      Fank yu fur yur wurkz reskuing da kittehz. We awl hoapz yu fined gud hoamz fur dem. :)

    • nightshayde says:

      Yer naem is nawt “Julia” by chance, izzit?
      (onlee askin cuz wii got owr eerless kittehs frum Julia who reskyooed kittehs in Los Angeles)…

    • kitkay says:

      Oh, an kudoz an much w00t-ing fore kitteh reskew, SL. Gud luck 2 yoo an 2 teh happy noo owners foochair owners ob teh fuzzy trobbles!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Shadowlynx – hao can teh peepl find yoo??? Becuz, in addishun to us comminters, tehre ar hundredz of lurkers (as yoo prollee know ;) but if tehy want a kittee – hao to get it???

    • Allergic2Kitties says:

      Yay fur yu doin gud thingz fowr kittehs!!

      This is too serious for LOLspeak. There was a story in todays paper about a couple whose 2 y/o daughther died. The people at the hospital told the authorities they believed she’d been abused so they went to the home to do some investigating. They found a puppy mill with over 185 dogs and 25 cats in horrid conditions. CPS took the other 8 children and the Humane Society is now in charge of the animals. We’ve left word that we’d adopt one of the puppies once everything gets straightened out. sad sad sad.

      Bless you for being kind to animals.

      • Shadowlynx says:

        Yeah. People make me quite sad sometimes; it’s hard to think too long on what people can be capable of. It’s wonderful that you’re going to adopt one of the abused pups – a new furry family member for you, and a much needed safe haven for your future pup. I hope all goes well! =)

    • Mrrphh says:

      How to contact you?

  10. nakuchan says:

    But I love my croccies!<3
    D:

    • starling says:

      I hab oringe wanz (tehey nawt poyson). Onlee wearz tehm on holidayz, tho. I think it sillee 2 ware all dressy uppy cloze and tehn ware kroks!

  11. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    … I is luukin at u, Mario Batalli

  12. Onion says:

    u needs more jibbitz.

  13. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh prefurrz sawft
    wawrm, fuzzee Bunneh Slippurz.
    So gud 2 Nomz awn!

    Rubburr slippurz arz
    ‘Pleh!’. Maykz Kitteh luuk lyke weerdz
    Dukk Pawwd Cat~i~Puss

    Mebbee Kitteh shoodz
    hyde uglglee slippuurz, but tehn
    Doggeh woodz fyndz tehm :-)

    Jack.

  14. kimkiwi says:

    Teh nozziland teem for teh limpik gaymz have teh crocs in tehir yewkneeform. We iz havink much stylees, uss kiwis.

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      Tel us moar.

      • kimkiwi says:

        Moar bout how stylees wee bee? Or moar bout lympik gaymz teem?

        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

          Moar abowt da styleez. we wil be heering abowt limpikz ona teebee ennywaiz.

          • kimkiwi says:

            Teh ushul styleez fore kiwi wymyn is traksoot pantzes (in grey) wiff a big sweter and ug bootz (tehy is teh swayd bootz wif teh sheepyskin inzide). For mansies, iz short shortzes wiff a blek woolls vesst nd glsohes (wee callz tehm gumbootz).

  15. jmuhj says:

    Cattun an Croc luvvurs ov teh wurruld yewnait!

  16. nismo says:

    Touche kitteh. I’ll go barefoot from now on.

  17. rrsupercat says:

    Very funy.

  18. Allergic2Kitties says:

    doze r sum uglee shooz
    ah don cahr how comfeez dey beez
    deyz uglee

    • cweenmj says:

      I druther hab a pear uf cumfee uglee shuz dan a duzun pearz uv prittee shuz dat hurtz mai feetz.

      • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

        Yu is so rite dere. ai uzed tu awlwaiz trai tu luk pritty wif da pritty liddul shuze nd wuz mizerbul awla tiem. just wun problum iz sumtiemz hab tu dres up fur fancy cashun nd da klunky robikz shuze lukz owt ub plais. We donut goze dat kined ub fing berry muxh ennymor nd datz wun resun. Bai tiem we ar 80 ebbreebuddee wil be just so gald tu se us stil alibe wont care wut we wair. maibe? ( or maibe dey fink ” wen dat wun gun dy???!!!” hury up.

      • altosinger says:

        Yoo an mee bofe, mj. Ai doan warez teh owie shooz enny moarz.

      • Allergic2Kitties says:

        ah agreez 2 a poynt.
        ahm awl abowt comfee
        ahm no fashun qween
        but ah wont ware dem shooz
        dayz jus 2 uglee

        ah has 8 parz of Kedz in 6 diffrnt colorz—ah doze comfee but not uglee.

      • eubie says:

        Mah feetses sai “ware teh cumfee uglee shuuz” but mah hart wantz teh red patent lever hiheelz. Feetses win.

  19. The Crapture says:

    “Hoomin, be glad i’z just SITTING on ur shooz, gudnis knoze, teh wurld wud foargiev meh for doing sumfing dat rhymes in deez hideeyus tings”

  20. MARRIO CATCALLI!!1?!!
    i can haz cheez peatsa? -plzzzzzzzz?

  21. Emnie says:

    I love this one because i HATE those shoes, my 2 yr old niece has a pair and her feet get so sweaty and red in them! Good job!

  22. craic says:

    verruh comfiez dem crocs – luvs ma pair – snugglez

  23. flingdecow says:

    Two kindsa peeples in de wolrd: peepls who tink crocs uglees, and peepls hoo hav triyd de Crocs, and say ‘Fug it! dey are CUUUUMFY! I wearz dem anyways!’
    :)

    • ashadow says:

      Amenz! I am in de latter CATerbgorie. I made funni facez ats dem fer a long tymez, and tried on sum that had funnie big nubbiez dat tickld my feetz sumthin crazie (frinch ticklr shuz, ne-one?), but now I foundz a gud pair w/o crazie nubbiez that be ver ver cumfie, dat I bot in blak so I can think “they not so obnawxshus in diz culler”.

      Just be careful at the mall in them!!!
      http://www.livescience.com/health/070918_ap_crocs_danger.html

  24. Hitta says:

    mah fiancee haz somes of dem, dey luk funnier on teh kitteh though

    prooves gud point tho. dem shoes luk stupid on nywon

  25. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh yuur nawt gunna geyt veree faur waring dose shuuz;

    DOAN triez tu runs wif tehm awn,

    adn SPESHULLY DOAN ware tehm onna ellyvatur! :roll:

  26. feranghi says:

    HAI…!!!

    I warz ‘em cuz mai dogs r killin me!

  27. C says:

    THANK YOU! Anyone that wears those things should have their feet cut off.

    • feranghi says:

      Please be aware that to fulfill your wish…many people have done just that!

      Allow me to express the apologies of those who are not able to comply 100% with your demand and only have PARTIAL amputations of their feet. But rest assured, many are working on it, even as you read this!

      Unfortunately, many of these people are very thankful for these shoes regardless of how offensive they are to your delicate sensibilities.

      Rest assured that your feelings are important to so many. Is there anywhere people may contact you to let you know exactly when their feet ARE completely cut off?

      • altosinger says:

        OUCH!! To borrow from the previous pic—the dawrk sawrchasm belangz awn teh interwebz.

        • feranghi says:

          I absolutely agree with you, this being an area for light-hearted win n wimzee. But since you feel someone has the right to express a dislike of something so innocuous as casual shoes in such venomous terms by declaring people should have their feet cut off, then I feel I have the right to respond. That poster has now accomplished their goal…they received a rebuttal and and someone to challenge that rebuttal on their behalf.

    • kitkay says:

      geez, C, dat’s bin my sence-ymints presackly re: my feet! Dey be hurting sooooo bad sumthymes dat I wisht eye cood jusst cut tehm off. No lie—-EXTREME PAYNE from lupus kompikatshuns—maded mii fink dat I wood B bedder off WIFFOUT feetes! Had 2 ware speshul brazes, had 2 B pushed around in a wheelee chare. KNot so grate, akshually. I nebber wus a hie-heal type ov gurl, butt had to replayce my shoez wiff wons that wood fit my orhtotics. Tried to git away wiff Birkenstocks in teh summer—sommers iz WAY 2 hot in Oklyhoma 2 whare shoes, socks and orthoteks. Used crocs at thymes, mostly at home, thow eye finks dey looks ridikulamous on mii.

      May Ceeling Kat bless yU 2 awlwayz B so lucky 2 chews shews in turms of fashun onlee. An no *&&&##<(*F_-@ tendonities, neuropothy, plantar faciitis, fallen arches, or a millyon other feetsie oweez!!!

  28. jacqueline says:

    Yesssss! I actually LOL-ed. For reals.

  29. Kathleen says:

    A voice of reason!!!

  30. Ashley says:

    Ohmg! Sooo kawaii =D

  31. WarDragon says:

    Ma mom has shooz liek dat

  32. Mujtaba says:

    We always go-the kidlets lub teh dansin an teh costyooms-I lubs teh Folk songs
    an teh atmosfeer is jess amazing.
    Iz special fer me an Mr T.M acuz wuz ower Wedding Day teh nawt sekkund tyme I ebber seed it.

    Tag Funny pictures

  33. jema says:

    [i luz funny catz].

  34. Mrs. Joe Jonas says:

    OMG! That sounds JUST like my cat!

  35. Mrs. Joe Jonas says:

    Dis is so funny!


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