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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Carful whyt u say, wifout fashun plice badge
comgrats BGee!
GMTA!
Spanku!
I hab manee fashun violetshuns on rekurd. Neber can rekugnize miner missy meener frum ful fluffy feloony.
Dey’re onli teshnical violinations if dey bekum fashunable next yeer.
Wai be furst so speshal? Ai see manys danseies!
It fort funz?
LUK EBEREE BUDDEE!! Whilst we ar traing down below to get lbc aut ov teh rafters, heer iz her lolcat!! it’s REELLEE cyoot! an deserbz lots ov voats!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1186749
midnightsdeer, it bee because…
*deep breff*
There are plenty of places ALL OVER the internet where you can go and
be nasty or hateful or gross or fight or make people feel like crap over
minutae.
This has become a special place where people are kind and gentle and nice
to each other, and one of the great things is sometimes you win the NAWT
SECUND (tis bad taste to crow of one’s FIRSTness) lottery and then you
get a dance!
Imagine. And we have managed to keep it pretty nice too. Some people
complain that it is not snarky or nasty enough. *Donkey looks around the
universe* Aren’t there enough snarky places already? I don’t see any
place QUITE like the magicalness of THIS one…….
derz no plac lik ICHC, derz no plac lik ICHC
click, click, click
momcat
Wif rubee shuuz awn, ov cours!!!!!
Hai Kafleen!
Dats soopeh guud wurds!! U hit da nail on’da head ov wut eye lub abbout da LOLspeek and ICHCB…. I din liek wen sumbodiez wuz maekin joeks ‘bowt the pitchur ov duh baybee-kitteh sadz abowt duh Bambis momma an uz hab toetally esspressed Y. Sew mannee over pwaces tu get’da not-guud-feelinz. Iz magic hear!!
Ur awsum!!! Hab uh happeh dai!!
(srsly - if you’re not there already http://www.speaklolspeak.com is another soopah guud place)
Concrocshulashunz,Bgee awn yur tawp nawt secund. clog dans fur yu?
Eirich stil plzthx? I gots da pennywhistle.
Wups, clog dance Appalashian? Stepdanz Eirich?
Nawt sure.
Any kinda boogie iz gud danze fur mee!
Yis, me tu . Ai donut noze wun frum anuvver. ges just twirly, stomp, stomp oar sumfing. Did ennybuddeez getz yu drinkeez yet? Sum ub us iz muxh bettur at hoastingz dan me.
clog dans, u mooves all over teh plais!
Irish dans, u just mooves ur feetz and legs.
If we is cloggin, wud u liek sum nice freshy cider??
Brink teh apfuls, tehre be mush cider bai d edn of de clogdanz
ribber dans……….. arms at sides
clicky clicky clicky clicky
nawt 2 much varyeeeeeteeeeeeee
Amember: Ribber Dans bad 4 teh lap danzin. Owie!
Iz teh ‘Folk Festival Weekend’ in mah hoam town… .this weekend!!
Lots ob clog dansin,Appalasian an Morriss dansers an ebreefing!!
Is brillyunt. Loads ob danse groups cum frum awl ober teh whirld an danse in teh street.Tehre be a fayre an all teh pubs hab teh folk singin an moosic an there be a street fayre awn Munday. Is teh WIN!!!
Sum ob teh costyooms am Awsum!!
oh, dat sownds liek so mush fun!!!! !!!!!
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Enjoi sum dansing an singings a moosiks an fuds fer me, okai?
I shurlee will PB2K

We always go-the kidlets lub teh dansin an teh costyooms-I lubs teh Folk songs
an teh atmosfeer is jess amazing.
Iz special fer me an Mr T.M acuz wuz ower Wedding Day teh nawt sekkund tyme I ebber seed it.
The Hotelol we stayed in hadz peeps jess sittin an talking an storee tellin,den a randum peep wud pik a up a geetar or a fiddle an play a choon awl impromptu.
Wuz a luffly way tew spend teh eebnin. Dems sanged us a sawng spesshully
hao kewl!!! Wuht a grate weddink rememberie!! an dat yoo gits to rebisit it ebery yeer…just too kewl.
I’m wiff yU, Pwned! wii can enjoi teh awsum dansing in R ‘majinayshun whilst Tidmun C’s it IRL!
Ohai, Tidmum, Yu set up sum tentz in Argate fur us awl tu cum?
Plenny ob rume at Argate
Awl welkum!!
Fankz. Yu iz so hospice table..:LOL:
Sinz Pitcher Kitteh “borrowed” Mario Battali’s crocs, praps Eye talian whines in honur ov bearfut celeb chef?
I has just uncorked the first ob dis summer’s home made Lemoncellos in honur ob the Battali orinj clogs! Duz you wanna try? Its about 60-65 prufe and smuuuve.
Dis kitteh eben has der same hair color as old Molto Mario.
oh Sol!
I LURVES teh limonchelloe!
srsly… did u make sum yerself??
Never com akros Lemoncello b4. Deskrib plzthx?
Lemon liqueur… I had it in Italee.
Perty darn nommy!!!!
Leeza, ur skarin mii! When wuz u in Italee? Ai wuz dere in Mai n Joon ob 2003. Dat wuz teh nawt sekkund tyme ai habbing limonchello, too. Hoemmaded!!
Yas homemade is EAZY! Git a bottle ob Vodka (large if you want to make a bunch) and about 5 lemons per liter of spirits. Using vegetable peeler remove zest (thin outer layer of skin - just the yellow part) from all ob the lemons.
Put vodka an lemon zests togedder in some large covered container and let it sit fer as long as you can wait - no less than two weeks four is better. It meelows some wiff age. When you tink its gotten all of the flavor out of the lemon peels, strain it and add simple syrup (sugar an water cooked to dissolve the sugar - about 1/2 cuppa sugar and one cuppa water or you can add more sweet or more water) The syrup will dilute the vodka and soften the bitterness of the lemon peel.
There are many recipes fer lemoncello on the intertoobs, dis is the one I likes. There is also the option of using honey instead of simple syrup, dis leave the vodka at full strenf and the lemoncello dus nowt git cloudy which happens when you add the water based syrup. Serve chilled.
Tank u.
Sounz EZ. Sounz GUD!
sownz liek it wud leaf lawtz ub lemon innerdz tu maik lemmingadez tu hab wile iz kyuring. sum vokda in dat tu?
Iz troo, I usooally jest squeeziz dem lemon innerds into a jar dat I keep inna fridge fer whatever, lemonaid, lemon sherbet, lemon caek. I sumtimes peel the white pith off and slice fore or fibe ob dem up thin and makes Shaker lemon Pie.
fanks Sol!!
I has next week orf, I mite try to make sum!
MMMMM…. makes grate ‘hard lemunade’!
65 pruf? betur danz home 2nite, nawt driv.
Lotsa gud drinkees out 2nigth
Apful Cyder
Cherry Whine
Berry koolers . . .
An may moar who knows alfubet betr
Draught Beerz
Eeezy tu drink cawktials
Fizzy liftin drink
G?
Gin
Hooch
Ice-fer the drinkses
J..
Jugz ob Kee an tee
Ketl wodka
Lemun slice onna glass
…
jello shots
kamakazi
lassi
Manghatanz Ha! yu fawt ai wud sai martooniez!
Napalm
Olibz
Pernod
Q
Quite a few rounds to go
Rammazotti
Stout
Tanker-yeah for ginantonicus
U
Umbrellies fer coktayls
Vino collapso
Whiskey/Whisky
X..
Xtra salt wif Margarita
Yummy blended drinkeez wif rum and lots of frootz
Zombie (nawt teh brayne-eetin kind)
Cheeerz, Sliante, l’chaim, skol, 2 Yr helth!
*BGee wobbles duwn teh raod toowards haom.*
an 4 teh tee-tow-tlers:
Appel joos (doan drink OJ–it’ll kill yoo!)
Bosco Melk
Creem Soda,
Badjez?!?!? Oranj kitteh don’ nede no steenkin’ badjez!!! lol
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LOL!
Treasure of the Sierra Madre ref. FTW!!
I had heard this so much, thought it was from one movie & was really surprised when I saw it on TofSM not too long ago and figured that was where it originated.
yoo iz rite, friscokitteh - taht “badges” frase wuz said nawt sekkund in TofSM. Teh moar well-nown wun, tho, iz frum Blazing Saddles (whish wuz referuncing Sierra Madre, ov corse).
THATS IT! sry–mai Luci Van Pelt impression-let me show you it! I cudden merrember Blazing Saddles…..
lulz @ krawks
careful what you say, without spelling police badge.
Fashun poleece on dutee!
mus b plain n ugly cloves dibishun
I fink itz teh plane fur divishun.
Croc-o-dial hunter!
Do dese cum in a seven?
Dey cum’n’ STUPID!! ugly is as ugly wears! Dem is ugly shoes!!!
De shuuz is ugly butz cumfee, bery cumfee