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hey, donut bugz me. I’ze a threatened species!!
this picshur is from an alaskan newspaper — there’s a whole series of teh bear chasing the guy around and around his truck. eeek.
Ummm – what happeneded to teh guy??? ai agree – eeeeeek! Ai wud “eeeek” big time!!
ai looked for the linky to post here, but itz nawt available any more. maybe somewun else will find it. but the guy was OK.
an wer wuz teh kamraman???!!1
How u knoes it wasn’t a kamrabear?
here ya go:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2003763/posts
thanks!
Kan u magin goin tu ur kar adn c-ing teh bare? Wud maek mi sae “Wholey Krapp!” Adn den I tri tu hyde, mehbe unner kar?
1972: 5000 PBs
2008: 35000 PBs
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Whut r wee thretinning tehm wif? Viagra?
neither of those numbers are even remotely accurate. sorry.
Those are numbers I heard recently – but true, I did not verify. Estimates do very quite a bit tho’. Most popular number for today seems to be about 25K.
Couldnt find it right away, no time now, but it had to have been much lower in ‘72 or the int’l agreement on PB conservation wouldn’t have been signed in ‘73.
With several sources indicating around 25000 bears today, woozled’s 2008 number is a ‘high’ estimate, but saying it isn’t remotely accurate is a bit much. I haven’t found a good source yet but indications are that the population was less in the 70’s and 80’s.
only in canada. But abundance of trash has caused dem tu move inland moar eatin arbage idnt gowd ebery were else pb’s are diin, and i dunmean der furs.
The population was indeed less in the 1970s because of excessive hunting, which was the reason for the agreement in the early 1970s. The 5000 number is not a reliable estimate, though — more like a very rough guess. Teh 25,000 estimate for the present population is somewhat better, but not very reliable either.
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But the important point is that he point is that the risk to the population isn’t measured by changes in numbers, but by changes in *rates*. If the rate of return on your investments begins to go from positive to negative, you worry about the future even before there has been a significant change in the balance in your account. That’s what’s happening to polar bears. Survival rates, reproductive rates, and population growth rates are all going down, rapidly, in response to reduced ice availability. Studies that measure these rates have been carried out in several well-studied populations (Hudson’s Bay, Beaufort Sea) and related to environmental conditions. That kind of information is much more valuable than rough guesses at the world-wide population in different years.
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If you want the gory details, you can find out more than you want to know at:
http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/special/polar%5Fbears/
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oops. shouldn’t have gotten me started.
kthxbai.
An yoo may get up awn taht soapboz ene tiem yoo want to.
Yoo know -it iz rite ober there – bai the peeple catchee thing, teh trampoleen, teh CCc, teh tiem masheen and awl yur advenchur geer!
For those interested in protection of wildlife, this is an excellent site.
defendersofwildlife.org
They say that there are 20000 to 25000 polar bears worldwide.
Gud – aftermoon Phillipe!! Yoo ar now in La Frawnce? Eeting teh delishus Escargotz??
an praps sitting awn teh sidewalk ov teh Cafe de la Paix, waching awl yur frenz go bai!?
Menee happee felicittashuns awn yur arrival in teh haute – spot!! LOL!! Itz too urlee heer – mai bryane – it duzznt want to werk yet! No cafe au lait yet. No petit déjeuner yet!
Ai will dans (warin teh green floofee nikers, ov corse) a liddle can-can fur yoo!
*run run run run*’ *skweel*
*knee up – leg swerl swerl swerl*
*pik up skirt – kik kik kik kik*
*puff puff pufff* LOL!! Way too urlee fur taht!! But fur yoo – ai dood it!!
In Fronsh?? Ai haz a beeg jealoush!!
mais wee. les croissants. le cafe au lait. Igor is nawt along on the trip, but wantz a postcard from Notre Dame.
Ai beleev Mary’O is keeping Igor occupado…
Igor is pregnant? Wow, teh wunders uv medikal science!
Oh wayt, that’s muy embarazado – nevermind!
Bilingual pun FTW!!!
Hard and crunchy on outside, soft and chewy on teh inside.
NASCAR: Go Fast, Bear Left
snert.
gudmorning rodney. itz early there. ai are in YourUp, so it’s lunch time here.
G’ Morning… I get on the computer a few minutes before going to work, then I’m on the computer all day, so I can check back in at times.
Phillipe – yoo “snert-ed!” Did yoo reed “Frum teh Depths” yet! We were praktically having a “snert” contest! Yoo cudda bin there an snerted wif us.
yes, that wuz good. multilingual snerting; yew saw it nawt-secund right here on ICHC. ai also liked teh outbreak of “itz nawt a lion, stoopy” trolls awn the picshur that wuz nawt a lion. ai wuz sorry to miss both of those, but has been teh bizzy.
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Ai fink NAZCAR dryvr furgot 2 trun left. Taht is wyh he droev 2 Alaxa. Nawt ownlee is he scaired, but wishs he had fur pantz liek bare duz.
Bare pantz are desined fur running vry fast. Hooman may hav 3 setz of pantz, slo him down vry much. He haz long undy pantz, normal pantz, and rel warm cozy outside pantz, with zippers goin down the sides.
Alll thoz pantz slo him down, mak him ez to nom. But he not nommed, Phillipe sed sew. Bare jusst plaaing, not tryin hard. Bare not all growed up yet. Bare litle biggger than hooman, not lotttts biggger.
dis car is polurizing us.
bi-polar bear forgot to take his lithium
O, dat ’splayns ebberyfing; now I unnderstand Y U iz a MANIAC; is chemikal——-still naught so grate, akshually—-HALP!
I just luvs to plai with mai fud
kat-lyke eeting habits deetekted…
Bear: “My name is Inigo Montoya… You killed my father (…and my mother, and my spouse… and my babies… and… ) prepare to die.”
Man: Iz knot teh Mann yU R looking 4; I knot haz 6 fingers—–
Bare *bowncez kar uppandown* sez: Just chekkin teh shokx, dood!
Hmm. Yes, as I suspekted, it appeerz these needs to be replayced. Hao duz they feel frum bak ther?
Rather hav teh ponee mekanik frum teh ovver dai tahn tihs dood!
Don’t hide from me I won’t nom U, I promise
I lubs U
I jus wanna gibe U a bear hug
Ai lykes itt wen mah hubby gibs mee a bare hug…
Grate Cesarz Gost! its a loler bear-get in teh car!
O noes!! Dis even worser than it lookz! They are in tha Pine Barrens!
I’z jus wans one legz! Plz!
You’re heading to DC, right? Gimme a ride?
Holy F*cking Sh*t! I would have peed my pants if I saw a Polar Bear 2 feet away from me!
Did that guy survive this encounter? Damn!
Phillipe says he did!!
Pd’B peed himz pantz!?!?!!?
U lokked yoar keez in teh truk? Jus chill…
I lived up in Barrow for a year. I was walking to the Weather Office one morning and I heard a roar. I looked around and could not see any polar bears. Then I heard the roar again and I just started running. I did not want to wait around to have the bear find me. When I got to the office, I closed the door and locked it. Heheh..I don’t know if locking the door would’ve helped, but I felt better.
I can haz ur bukket seetz?
…shur hoap yu haz a koat hangker.
Pololbear jes wunts tu drieve; taht’s wye hims stayndyng bye teh drivure’s seet;
Sez hims oanley hazza lerners purmit, butt taht bees OK;
Jes gibb hims teh keez adn let hims drieve bye himseylfe!!!!!
Jesus Christ its a Pololar Bear!
Get in the Truck!
Iz quoting frum de link with mor piktures..
“Yeah, fill ‘er up unleaded & clean deh windshield, plz”
Glad Iz dont liv in Alaska – I luv wildlife, but nawt dat close!
they all were awesome today!!!!
‘Scuse me sir but is dis yer gas guzzlin’, green-haws gas spewin’, polar ice-cap meltin’ SUV?
FTW!!!!11!
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oh hai
ice see what u did there
Plz! Tak me witz U ! Ize getz smoler!
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HMF!
O, liek ah haz gotz teh pokettz 4 keez…