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kitteh dreams

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kitteh dreams of 1st day of skool

gittin up 4 skool nawt sew grate akshully.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Maus

NO! Teh Nawt Secund dai ov skool!

jd

Dat iz da korrekt ansewer. Yu get elebenty billion cheezburgers an’ a tuna-flavur gold star.

leeza-b

R u shure?
Luks like kitteh is havin a happie dreem.
Wich fur me wud be teh LAST dai uv skool!

jd

Yu forgot dat part ov da skool drools? Hueva getz elebenty billion cheezburgers furst gets a lifetime get-owt-ov-skool card.

 
cookbooksrus

We can celerbraet wif “Skoolz Owt” bai Alice Cooper?

SKOOLZ OWT 4 TEH SUMMR!
SKOOLZ OWT 4-EVAH!

fikshunkitteh

noe moor pinsils, noe moor buks,
Noe moor teechers, derty luks

Maus

Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can’t even think of a word that rhymes

PwnedBy2Kittehs

Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not go back at all

 
jd

Wi dunt niid no edumacashun,
Wi dunt niid no thawp-kontrol
No dart skarpasm in da klasruun
Tesha, liiv doze kittehs alone
All in all iz just anova lol in da wall
All in all iz just anova lol in da wall

Jimmba

peenk floyud ef ftw hyooooooooooooooje win!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
eeckthecat

Congratz,Maus….u can has AWL deh stoogie moovies u want…..

jd

Sumtimez a cigar is just a cigar. Nowt tu mani moovies on cigars, tho.

 
 
 
teho

[raised-paw gesture becomes middle-claw gesture]

jamamakitty

pik me………pik me

ai weel cleen teh blackboard…….(duz dey still use dems?)

teho

It’s all whiteboards, where our kids go.

jamamakitty

otay, ai weel cleen teh white board

 
 
 
 
elfinugget

Neh, is kiti dreemz ov bakstroek.

friscokitteh

gettn reddy fro olmpikz!

 
 
 
KrikitHaiku

Hey, I’m newish here, where did everybody get the cool geometrical avatar things?

CottlestonPie

I didn’t do anything for mine. I just showed up one day and there it was! I keep thinking I need to get a WordPress account to use my own avatar, but I’m too lazy to do anything about it.

 
 
 
 
SweetMotherOfMars

AliCat, yew haz a tye!!!

shall wii danz tew Skoolz owt foar summr?
Want sum limonade oar sum choklit milk in liddil cardbored halfpintz?

AliCat

O Hai SMoM! I wud liek sum choklit milks if possibles. I haznt had dat since was much yunger.

Wen I posted, dere were no posts, but den Maus had teh nawt sekund and I thot “So close!” Hee!

AliCat

Dis isn’t where it was sup… sapos… isn’t wher I pudit.

sweetmotherofmars

Ett iz nao. Teh weirdpress, let us show yew ett.

Yew tied for teh 9:01, can’t get mutch bedder!!
Heer iz your liddil halfpint (nawt teh Lil Hawse onta Prayrie wun) an Aye thinks wii hab enuf chocklit possums awn teh CCC taht yew mae hab sum foar tyin wif our Maus.

AliCat

It duznt git mush bettar than tyin with Maus! Ai nawtices Maus gits teh nawt sekund alotta tymes, so Ai am moar than happy wit my sekund. =^_^=

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Calvin13

Teechur, teechur, Ai knowz teh ansur

CottlestonPie

Oo, oo, pick me, pick me!

 
jd

Duz yu now hou tu rite lols dat get enuf votes for da frunt page? Ai niid tu lurn hou tu rite betta lols.

 
cratz

Sissta! Sissta!! I noes! I noes teh anser!
(Kitteh goes to Catlick skool.)

CheshireKittehKat

Yesh, weez sez muches teh saime fing bak iyn teh dai:

*waving hand wildly in the air* ” ‘Ster, ‘Ster, ‘Ster; Ai knoe, Ai knoe!”;

(Weez oanley thot ‘Ai knoe, Ai knoe!’ tho;
weez nawt sposed tu taulk iyn classruum wifowt ‘Ster’s purrmisshun!!!!! )
:oops:

 
 
gibbocat

eye nawt noez teh ansur, sur!!
eye juss neadz teh litturbawx!!

sweetmotherofmars

ur Escuzed
*hands gibbocat largish hallpass*

 
 
 
Duffy

Kitteh doin elegant bakstroke in teh Olimpiks in dreems…not even gettin wet.

 
two_kittehs

ballerina kitteh praktises her moves in herz sleep

 
eeckthecat

OOhh,OOh,OOHhh……Mr.Kotter….

SweetMotherOfMars

♪♫♪ Welkum back ♫♪♪
♪♫yur dreemz whir yur tikkit owt ♪♪

leeza-b

ohai SMoM!
how duz u make all those notes?
I nos wun: & and # followed by 9835;
but u haz others… do want!!

sweetmotherofmars

R yew on teh Mac oar teh PC? Teh PC has teh Character Map… Yew goe tew Times New Roman and scroll doan tew almist teh bottom of teh set ob letturz. Ar jest ♪♫. If yew has teh Mac jest copy myne N pazte ett inna document sew yew can oben ett an copy/pazte az kneaded.

gmawairzgreneshuz

Ohai, smom, ai trai tu get fingz frum dere, select nd sabe, but wuznt redy tu uze nd naow dunt noze haow tu paste frum wareber dey ar. Ges ai hab tu go traiz agen. maibe rede sum ‘help” :?:

sweetmotherofmars

Ohai, GWGS!!
Eff yew haz teh PC use teh werdpad and saev tew dsktop. Iz alwaez neerbai, tehn. Nawt shur wut teh simplest text editor onna Mac iz.

leeza-b

I haz a PC… where do I find teh karacter map?
My IT ignoarense, let me show u it!

4point5kittehs

Going to Start -> Accessories -> System tools -> Character map

sweetmotherofmars

O tks DK, Ai wuz orf playN showfurr….

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ankleCat

Hai evrybodie Iz new here nice to meet you all

eeckthecat

Welkum…..r u shur yu knowz wut ur gettin intoo ???

ankleCat

no knot realies but iz willing to learnz …wit help

jd

Der iz der initiashun rites tu go thru. Yu muzt snorgle a kitteh elebenty times wile giving dem cheezburgers. Den yu hav tu sneek intu da nawt-sekkond drinks kabinut an’ spike da martoonies wiv catnip.

ankleCat

wellz a bit low on the gud stuff but iz haz can cheezburgers and katgrass will tat do fours now??

 
gibbocat

awl yew riilee neadz 2 du iz pawp bai teh Tybooteek 4 yur complimentry martoonie ( chawklitt ob cors!! ) and cheque awn teh pi stawl 2 git yur newbee pie, wif teh speshul wippee creem med bai teh wunnerfool leeza-b an hur traynd skwiirrulz. N E flavr yew liek.
sew doan yew let dem pull yur tayl an teez yew!!
big welkum hugz!! {{ankleCat}}

 
 
 
 
 
Maus

Howdy, ankleCat. Welcum to our liddle cornur ov teh intert00bs!

ankleCat

Quesun??? Howz yus no when new pics posteds sooo qwikly???

eeckthecat

Iz luck…..u refwesh n dey are dere !

 
jd

Dey arr on da kitteh psychic nutwork.

leeza-b

dere is a littul nown sied effect from the splort, called
Extra
Splorternary
Purrsepshun

jd

Dis iz corectamundo. Eggstra Splorternary Purrsepshun iz well-dokkumented in doze whu splort, espeshulli if survd hot chokkolate wid da CCC. Der iz awlso evudince dat da CCC confurs Eggstra Splortinary Purrsepshun, allowing da splort recoveri kittehs to hav da chokkolate hot an’ ready bifor sumone splorts.