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True!
Da “I’m hungry” niids to bi split into “want cheezburgers nau”, “want gushi fuuds nau” and “want all nommables in a hundred mile radius nau”.
GAAA!!1!1!!!1!!!1 FUDZ! HALP!1!!!1!1!1!!1
stoopy diet
Try Da Kitteh See Fuud Diet.
Mebbe insted ob starbing, yew shud has lots ov liddil snakes… er snaks.
Iz beddur foar yore blud shugar an yew woent pheil liek yew ar B N diprievd.
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Ai liek tew mixx a pkt ob dri oatymeal [brwn shugar n cimminin] into liddil bit ob apellsoss. Can put sum xtra cimmonim awn top, tew. Tazests liek appel crizp, wifout teh gelt. (Adn teh oats bii vry vry gud foar yew!)
Concatenashuns Technex! Nawt secund, nawt furd, nawt furth, nawt fif, nawt inphinitee…
Thankz you!!!
Whoever beleives this hasn’t met my tabby point siamese, Nala
HAHAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE
Iz purrpull cheezburgr?
lolz! tihs mayks mee laff!
feeed meeeeee dammit cheezburgrz or deth!
What your husband thinks, when he rubs up against you… ;D
Cats and hubbies have a lot in common, don’t they.
yes! all they want is that you make them food! and clean up after them! lol
*slaps hed*
I thort he jus wantd S3X!!
Suddnly it awl mayks so much mor SENSE!!
But…But…
She loves me because I feed her!!
so, dere awr a fyoo odders heer, but prolly nun ob teh wuns hoo keep awn commintin. it awr verri layt.
I am here! it aint dat late in new zealand!
uh…nyse naym…:shock:
wut tyme iz it in Noo Zeeland? it awr awlmost free in teh murnin obber heer in West Texeses.
Noo Zeeland iz onli one ov tu times: quarter past sheep, and kea o’clock.
7:57 pm
Wow! taht iz kwite a differince! Hao iz fings obber dere?
nt dat intristin akchewly… wot bowt in west texeses?
kindov meh. just moobed intew a noo howse adn hazzint ben sleepin tew wellz, wich iz wai ai iz awn so layt. ai gotta go tew bed soon, tho. we’re goin tew teh mooveez tewmorrow. oar purrhaps ai shud sae tewdae.
Noo Zeeland iz alwais interesting. Dey hav parrots dat think cars are nommable, der are rocks made of pancakes, an’ der are evun hoomans hu think paua is nommable.
wow. yu mayks west texeses sownd boring!
10.16 AM
No. Iz 9.43am Thursday 22 May in TTI
yvi-kitteh libs in teh jermanee
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Mornin Lucy,mornin yvi-kitteh.
is cowld heer dis mornin. I jess habbin mah breffust.
Towst an marmylaid an abig mug ob kawfee
gud murnin Tidmum. Wellz, ai iz off tew bed. ai haz tew git up erlee so ai kan goes see teh hawt Prince Caspian at abowt 8:30 in teh murnin.
sowwy, mayk taht 11:45 in teh murnin.
is germany.
TTI is 1 hour “earlier”.
Is tihs a PIE chart? Mah kitteh lurves pie cwust. 10.14 am in TTI.
nah iz nut late et alllll here in new zulland
btw paua shells mek great eshtrays but not soo nommable IMHO
whitebait also quite scarey nom – now kumera – drollxxxxxx
If kumera iz liek teh suite tater… do yew make fries and kumera/brwnsurgrrr/marshmello/buttr dishez?
Purple is Weebl’s share, gray is Bob’s
Shut your Pie LoL
(…wanker)
Hot Pi$$
Dat wuz prette tru at mai hows. Josie lubbed mi, but onlee cuz ai has da ‘posable thums.
8:17 a.m. heer
Awl teh taimstumps on teh postees flummokses mi sew bad. Ai hadda put note awn mai deks tawp, sez “Add 6 hrs tew ICHC taim tu git taim in nort jorja.”
Hi, GeorgiaGirl! **waves floofy paws**
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Ai’m Norf ov u. Ai’m in KY.
Gud mornin,cheezfrenz……annudder dai aht werk
Mi 2, unforshunatlee.
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Da onlee gud ting abowt werk latlee iz dey has da fast innertoobs. At hoem, ai onlee has da stoopy-sloe dyle-up.
yelp! I iz heer 3!
Luks liek anothur game uv ‘pickshure pikshure, who’s got teh pickshure’ todai? LOL
On teh udder hand… I mite get sum werks dun, if I can’t plai… lose/win sityooashun.
(:twisted: heehee! ai haz no skoolz!)
*kleerz throt*
ahem, AI IZ SOWWY YU HAS TEW WURKS EBBRY DAE FOAR TEH REST OV YUR LIVES!
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Wut u thinx YOU will be doins when u iz dun wif ur schoolin ?????????????????
Yeah. You’ll get yours, kiddo.
“All in good time, my pretty.”
heehee!
enjoi it now, kitlet….!! wile u can!
Naw…she gonna marry a rich man and visit ICHC all day.
Den we will all show up on her doorstep wiff sootcases one day.
hee hee! noes, ai’ll prolly go tew Narnia wun dae adn nebber kum bak! yu awl haz tew fynd yur own wae dere!
oar ai marriez an engineer. oar a purrsum hoo blowz up pinyatuhz foar a libbin.
lucy, my DLF, dat type ob comet mays bee y some creachurez devour dere yung…
(you gots teh DLF ref, rite?)
oh yeh! Trumpkin!
ai awr gunna go seez taht inna fyoo howrz. wii iz gunna seez it at elebin-furty-fife. gud fing, tew. ai iz noddin at teh keebord frum nawt sleepin last nyte
oh, noooes! teh moobie wil prolly keep you awaek.
Blezzed B U Mai Oui… haz sabed mii frum gibbin teh tung-lashez… beri hart 2 du wehn bitin teh a4menshunned tung.
Aye gotz teh feline hour Lucy noe haz 2 B skuled & goez 2 werk eddar…. beeg souprice 4 teh foochur.
iz moastlii sad caws Aye fine maiselb juss happitailz 2 B habin teh jawb rite noa. Sew mush 4 teh ambi, dreemz ob mai youff….
mush bedderer dan a dai wadin’ for teh hair condishunner repare dood…PLEH!
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mai a/c is borked…ai lib in Feeniks…yesterdai it wuz 94 degreesofhotness…pleh..
/plus ai theenk itz gonna be hex-spensive $$$$
Gothca….ai wuz reeding it az “hair”,nawt “air”……….
We will nawt see 94 degrees for annuder month o 2 here in da Gweat Laykes
state!
degreesofhotness! lol! ai libbs in west texeses, so ai haz an ideeuh wut yur meenin. duz yu has a spray fan? plenty ov wadder? a kitteh? aksess tew teh intertoobes?
weer ok for nao…todai iz lessdegreesofhotness…claodee ebben! tanks…teh kittehs were NAWT happitail yesterdai tho…
Iz it hoomid in AZ, too? Dat’s wat maeks it worser. Ebben tho 94 degreez iz berry hawt.
nawt relee…wii don’t get berry hoomid til mawnsoonish…wel, dat leebs us laik a munff, mebbe!
Lucy – wut iz a spray fan?
Inqwiring minds watn 2 no.
a spray fan iz a fan wif a spray bottlol attached tew it. yu sprayz yur fayse adn fan it at teh saym tyme
Sownds lublee. Ai’ll bemember dat cum August wehn itz berree hawt n humid up hear.
that is SO true!
No ayr condishiner = mush pleh.
BTDT
Yez! Wunce wii poot teh boxxfann aun teh toilert N ternd awn teh colld showr… wii had kewlist bafroom onna block.
AKshullii thar shud bii big part uv teh graff fur “giv mii katnipz NAOW!”
HAH!
-TAKE THAT, People who over-anthropomorphize their pets!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t think for 1 sec that teh kittehs wouldn’t snack on your corpse if you dropped dead, couldn’t feed them and weren’t discovered for a few weeks. It happens to Crazy Cat Ladies everywhere!
Oh, noes! Is troooo???
*donkee falls down and dies*
Now look what you did, you big bully scientifikul type meeny.
Wait…you said….*strokes chin with ever widening eyes and growing glee*..
OVER-anthropomorphizing!
So are you saying that a LITTLE anthropomorphizing is okay? How much is okay?
Hm? I suppose YOU are the anthropomorphizing expert, huh? YOU get to decide
how much anthropomorphizing is good and how much is just pushing it?
And I suppose you have a degree! What? You don’t? I’ll have you know I have
a PhD in Anthropomorphization! *donkee shakes hoof*
um…
I’m kinda bored with this dummassery now. I think I’ll be moving along.
Hay, gui, drawp teh hawtillitee an plai nyse!
I hate when people refer to all cats as “she.” My cat is a boy damn it. VEHICLES ARE FEMALE AND ANIMALS ARE MALE!
lolz that is 2 true