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yassir arracat
der r udder kittehs dat look liek famoos hoominz 2.
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i sed yassir; he sed yessur; ised jassir; he sed yessur
mai bad typin, let me sho you it!
corm rats friscokitteh!!
wut kind of partee do we haz fur a yassir kitteh??
i dunno i nebar bin in diz pozis….possis….nebar haz to make dis decizzin befoar?
well.. u and Celia haz a ty! U guiz cud vissit the ty booteek and see wut u wud liek!
Or, wu is yr favrit fud or drinks…?
gud finkin leeza-b. az awlwaiz!!
teh tybooteek haz bin presprin wifowt mai ‘knead 2 B der’.
an membur dat 4 friscokitteh been teh noo 2 teh tawp spawt tehr am teh speshul pie 2 goe wif teh Ty!!
happy-tails
oh…. oh….. fank ewe bery mush LB n GC!!!!
mai favrit pi r round (NOT SQWARE!) key limez, i fink if iz okeydokey wiz KKC, i mai likesum margarrrrreeeetaaz! ok, nao Im goin……., lez haz a mexican fiesta!!!! iz thiz ok wif u Celia? for muzic, i kinda likes teh bluz, but last lol waz too blu, so lez has some JAZZ????k
mexican jazz???
I iz over mai hed now!
Well heer’s sumthin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I3tH6tUr8s
**clinks margareeta glasses wif Friscokitteh**
Yassir dats mah bebbeh
Nosur Ai donut meen mebbeh
Yassir, dat’z mah bebbeh, nao!
Bai teh wai,
Bai teh wai,
Wen wee reech teh preecher, ai’ll sai… (wiff feeline)–
Nyz won Leeza!! Liek teh hat!!
Butt wyol eye’m heer….
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Janet tellz mii u’re awl faymuz!!!
Fanx 2 teh wunnerz ob teh innertoobz, teh Andee Worhoal deffy nishun ov noat-oar-eyeittee haz bin reedy fined adn reeeevalewaytid frum 15 mins 2 fibteen sekunz!! Fanks mowslee to ICHC an teh faym dat gows wif it!
Sew, heer 2 sellybrayt teh cheezpeepz sellebrittee am a speshul purr 4 manz in teh Kirk lownj.
eye noe Cookie wud liek diz wun!!
*clinks margarrrrrreeta glass wif leeza-b*
sry , not mexican jazz; mexican food and jazz music! disn’t mean to flusterate your hozpitaileety!
n fanks so mush for teh food n muzic n margs! gotta go….bai
Mae ai reccamend Middle Eastern fuds? R veree yummee.
Yesh…..deh hummuz & deh peetas sounz gud rite nao !!!
Yaz, it bees mai lonch tiem heer…telllus bowt sum gud fuds, CBRU, plzthxkbai
I can haz teh falafel? plz? kthnxbai
las kitteh was kyoot…tihs kitteh…nawt sew mush
nao hims gunna terrori…treir….gunna puts boms in ur shews
I shuds hab bean nice to Arracat kitteh so hims wood lower teh gas pryses…dangitall mai big mouf.
Wen ai woke up this morning I wuz feelin’ fine
But this kitteh starts loling man what a swine.
So I called resepshun but to no avail
That’s why I’m preening this sorri tale.
They went lol – I said vote up,
They went lol – I said post up.
Well I’m aware that the kitteh must do his pic
But the piledriver kitteh drove me to tic.
He said kitteh, I said wot,
He said kitteh, I said wot,
He said kitteh, I said wot,
He said kitteh, I said wot d’ya want
i waz tryn to:::
nao, mush better!
Capt. Sensible FT-ultra-mega-Win.
Ugh…for dis, you die, hooman…
Kinda duz luk leik arrafat,tho…..
Arracat no wants peace talks
he wants a piece of tuna instead
BUT NO LOCS!!!!!
Hao bout a schmeere?
An mayke shur yoo gibs fankz foar yoor bagle an shmeer!
Lukz lyke word press gabe kitteh a new avatar desyne tu!
Iz kitteh a terrerrist?
Oar a freedum fyter?
depends on Ur purrspective
Leeb Arracat alone!
himz luks grouchy
Terriorists are all goggies.
But, nawt all goggies r terrorists.
sum can be used as beds
Oar Bark A Lownjers
sofft an sliitlly smelly..
Sossage goggies. Soft, strong and veri veri long.
Kitteh is chairmans of teh PLO (PissedOff Lolcat Organization)
***** lol!
ohai Tribbul!
hazn’t seen y latelee! U been bizzy?
yesh! s’good to see ya. nebber can has too muches tribbles!
Mary O’! Gud tu c u bak!! Eye misseded u!
U doan’t tink u can haz tu menni tribbles? Heer haz a few. *gathers a pile of tribbles and puts them in a basket for Mary*
N E wun elze want wun? or tu? or free?
*tribbles start falling from hatch,which suddenly opened above head.*
.
muffled sound emanating from under steadily increasing pile of floof
.
*mmmmmmmmmfpf*
Which, being translated, means:
“would somebody. close. that. door?!”
she were busy wid Cmdr Riker
on a bery important assignment
they was mending the space time singularity that borked
ICHC this morning
now it has been fixded and we has tribblez back and also the kittehs!
adn Riker?
There’s two of him now, but one of them is evil. Is not so great, actually (although I liked the episodes the evil Riker was in).
Yeah dats rite, eye wuz wit Ryker mendin whut she sayed. *snerk*
O hai tribbulz how is Uz?
Mye sun’s lacrozz team went tu da stayte semi fynalz! Wii wuz havin menni post sezun gaymez! Wuz berri eggcytin!
An wii had da Preeknezz balloonie lawnch! Eye wuz onna Ennergyzer bunni balloonn crew.
that sounds eggsiting!!
how were the balloon ride?
did U takes tribblez and kittehs wid U?
Eye stayed onna ground. But sum uff da voluntterz got tu go upp in udder balloonz! Da bunni jus wuz upp fur da ballolon glow. Dey dint fly.
Eye took tribbles tu gib owt in cayze n e wun frum ICHC cayme by da voluntter sign in truck. Eye tole dem iff n e wun cayme by askin fur tribble, tu let mee no.
sownds kewl!
I had a mad at myself last weekend b/c I wented owt uv town and forgetted to DVR teh Preekness.
Sew… wut’s this we heer abowt u and Lt. Riker??
Whut u heared? Doan’t wanna git Troy an her Mudder awl upsetted wit mee. U no how her Mudder iz!
Um I think us is worried abowt the rong person…
I thot we had a deel? U got Pickard, I gotted Riker…. ???
Or iz I confuzzling u wif somewun else?
Eye tink u izz confuzzin mee wit sumwun elze. Butt iff u wantz Riker, datz OK wit mee. Eye doan ebber wanna step on N E wunz toez! (Or N E udder bodee partz!) I can haz Tom Paris? Or izz hee spoken fur tu? Eye haz met bof uff dem inn reel lyfe. De bof berri nize!
Wooooowww. Ai’z trooly Mpresseded!
fiting for kitteh dignitudes
no more scarfs
no more hats
and absolutely no more stoopy sweaterz
a joek cuz kitteh luk lyk teh laet yasir arafat, PLO leader, who wore a distinktif , simbolikal hed dress .
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasser_Arafat
Two consecutive ironic sofas! Is it a Theme?
It b sofaz frum hell week. u not get deh memo?
Ai fink mome saiz sofaz has tew be ugli lyke
Arrrrgyl
Borked
Chewed awn
D…
Dentud
Exkluzivli hooman
Fowld-up
Goggified
H…
Hawd awn de iiis
Insultin 2 de brayn
Junky munky
K. . .
I iz confuzzled. Nebber mynd.
Fuglee Soawfah Weak????
Daymaged adn worne
Edges awl frayded
Frynges awl cheweded
G……
Damijed
Eaten on
Frowed up on
G…
Okeh, i types too slow.
I do more.
(Is eezy – I jus looks at mah cowch.)
Hairball horked up on
Infested
Jumped on
Krustee
Lumpee
Moldee
N…
Nogginhyde
Oily
Pee-soup spilled onnit
Quiescently frozen
Rooined
Shui not in line wif fung
Tipped over on its back
Upholstery made outta leftover chopped liver
Velcro (hook side)
Wet but u don’t know from what
(sry, got onna roll)
*gibs LCB a gentle push to keep her rollin*
Hay! No shoving!
X-ray reveals an even uglier couch inside
Yucky
Zeebras living in cushions
LCB, yoo rawk mai wurld. In sooooooo manee waze.
*blush*
BTW, did ur order arrive?
Quadrooply fugly
Reeks of pleh
Sags tew mush
T…
Gawdawwwful…
Hideee-us….
Icky….
J….
Jellee staynud
Kitty-furred
Lumpee
M…
“Sit down mai bebbehs, eat your borscht, and ai’ll tell u a storee ov hao ai caem 2 get dis babbushka…”
Yassir Arracat shuuda gambled on Camp David.
Then, he mite hab had teh hole libing room, instead ov juss a fuglee sofa.
Bebeh steps, kitteh, bebeh steps.
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luk liek am baaad-furnichewer weik @ ICHC???
Hoaw menny peeples wif kittehs can affords to replace a nyce attractive couch every free munts? When yer kittehs shred the sofa every 8 weeks, Good Will couches are the only ekonomnomnomikal alternative.
An dat’z teh troof. Thththththbfft!
Edith Ann – Laugh In ref…FTW!
Yoo betcha!
Thay tode be dot tew shayve teh rugg. An thay tode be dot tew shayve Bobby’s dew wigg. But dobuddy tode be dot tew shayve teh kitteh, sew whai iz ebbrywud sew bad at be? (Memember, Edith Ann’s dose—ah, nose— wuz awlwais stuffy. Sai itt owt lowd iffn itt duzzn’t mayke sens.)
Iys troo, rllly!!!!
I can has ‘67 borders and rite ov return?
no but U can haz sofa from 67
sayz likud cat to arracat
I doan want teh rite to return to teh ‘67 sofa.
sad to sai- ai beleef dis is new sofa- no holes, no harbles or barfs- sumwun bowt dis!!
oh, noez!! say it iznt soe!!
But I b thinking dis kitteh will b b gibbing it deh “distressed” luk in no tyme.
Distressed isz deh new blak?
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sounds lyke the furnishoors in mah house
mah injeh kitteh also lubs to scratch bookspines
hers are bery intellekshual
Kittehs dimand a riturn to 67 cheezburgers a dai.
Arracat can has burgrz but wifout teh cheezez….as is not Halal (saem baysik fud hijeen rulz as Kosher) …mebbe would prefur 67 lamb kebabs
lulz
nawt onlee splort wornings… we needz teh giggelsnsnorts wornings too!!!! mai poar co-irkers!
O hai, kittehlurve!
How’s ur mommeh?
Co-irkers! I work with some of those, too. LOL!
Ai Jus wanted tew mek it 200 commenz
I canz blow u ups nau?
Kitteh luuks rlly annoyded adn bovvured; doan blayme hims;
Ai wud tu iyf Ai hadda sittes dere wif a taybul-cloff awn mai hed;
Awlsoe verree annoyeing tu hasta hav hims pynk adn wite herryingbohne aowtfit klash soe muches wif teh rllly laowd plaiyde furnimachure hims bees sytting awn;
Soe muches aggravamashun foar kitteh;
wunner wut hims hyuoomin promist hims to sittes dere adn poase liek taht;
adn kitteh muste rlly luuuuuve hims hyuoomin tu duz tihs foto op foar hims!!!!!
YAYSSS!@@@#!@!!!!!
Mai furst LoLcat on de front page!
Me verra verra honored!
uberrofl
Whoa, cultural appropriation much? Not cool.
mai kitteh looks lyke heetler! bat she ees steel ahdorabul…
i can haz intifada nao?
Its really not funny guys. Try living in the middle east sometime.
U jst dont hve cents of humer
i’m israeli, and did my military service…i think i earned my right to a tiny spark of lolarracat levity…