Hmmm…the zebra looks good,
Hmmm…the zebra looks good, but it’s sooooo fattening… …maybe I’ll try the gazelle today…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: sandelish
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Duz deh hab zebra leen cuizeen ??
Noh, but yu can uze yur free danses for your nawt sekkund to wurk off da excess.
Okayz….we awl dans to deh “jungle lub”…ooddeeoodeeeooooo
here’s a jungul sawng fur u, eek!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2×653vEjqI
Ohh yesh….ai leiks deh ELO !!
An heerza nudder wun. But ayll bet it will mayk LCB’s Liam think itz awl abowt heem. Speshully teh chorus! (Liam-um-away!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh_OuC1mONw&feature=related
Ai lieks dat wun,too……deh hippo lyuks liek mai fat kitteh Nikita !!
Hao abowt Bungl n teh Jungl?
Wait, a ZEBRA?? iz I dreemin?? Iz a MOUNTAIN lion!!1!
Ooh, or a fricasee ob jungul fowul!
I’ll has teh gazelle wif a syde of zeeba, and sum heffalumps salad, and…
Ohai, Maus, yu leik da hefallump stoo? ai hab respe.
Wil aslo sai heer fur benfit ub awl, dis kiend um lion, pyuma, catamouont, iz maid in Merka so owly finez da afrika prey ina zoo. Ina hilz nawt berry far frum heer, wair peepluls hab bilt hawse dese aminalz etes dawgz nd catzez. Iz nawt dere fawlt peepulz cum tu dere plaice.
nd sumtiemz hurtz da hyumin chelrinz.
***Lekshur obur***
fank oo. Datz mai spirut gide, sew ai wuz a little miffed dat dey thot iz liunezz. Iz nawt.
*da panfer kitteh smilez*
Yis, yu wud be noing dis cuz yu lib ona west caost nd hab in yur naim pnafur.
mista devill iz reddy furr mai clowssup.
(great pic!)
I fink I wil leev teh zeeba 4 teh croks…
Pearls Before Swine FTW!
win! @@@@@!
I lurves that strip!
Heeey zeeba nayba!
Hi, Neighbor!
Have a ‘Gansett!
Duz anyone remembre dis commurshal? Duz anyone remember Narragansett Beer?
i duznt member….maybe local one?
Zeebas tayst gud
teh zeeba nabahs r smarter den teh croks!
Teh mayl croks mebbe…but teh femayl crok b smrtr. Her speek norml too. So do joonyur crok. Joonyur crok mebbe eben smrtr. Him has crush awn zeeba dawtur. Best wai tu beet ur enemeez iz tu becom frenz.
Iv yu cross a croc wiv a zeba, du yu get a zok or a creba?
You get some snazzy, striped shoes.
stripes are alwais makin u luk fat.
Butt nawt onna zeebras - dere bertical.
not if u stands them on ther hindy feets!
gud poynte!!
*wanderz off trying to pikshur vareeus ungyulaits, wif adn wifowt feets, on der hindy feets*
*helps 4.5 kittehs by gluing the back of a zebra to the wall*
watch owt for those hoofs, there jd!!
woa.
that’s almoast as hard as gettin the pills into mai kitteh!
I dunt no wi hoomans hav so much trubble geting kittehs to take pills. It’s eezy. Yu sai it’s a speshul shipment ov hard hally-sin-ojenic catnip.
Doh! Ai mented STRIPES, nawt FEETS. Wut wud a ungyulait be wifowt feets?
(LCB: NB - dis be a reetorikal qwest-chin.)
Wil ai or wont ai ansur reetorikal questshuns?
mebee/mebee nawt
Hao manee rodes must a man wok down?
42!
iz that wif or wifowt chopstix?
Befoar yoo kan kawl heem a nom?
Deh anshur,mai frenz,iz blowin inz da windz……
Um… dass a pooma. Wudn’t no wut a zeeba WUZ.
Bleen!
Not even if if was a well-read pooma?
Looks kinda intellectual-like to me.
There’s a pun lurking in here somewhere, but danged if I can think of one…
That is
catamounttantamount to FAIL!Mebbe yer waytin fur booklion?
panther what u wear!
huh? ai warez wurk close. Wi yu ask?
Iz pozed leik “da thynkeur “
Cogito ergo nom.
Ai thinx,derefor ai nommmms
Catigito ergo nom
OOOH vry gud!! Glad peeples spotted dis is an Amurican kitty nawt an African kitteh.
Naow iz venison fattening??????
Oar bin tu da zu.
u iz rite, snippet. person iz qwite dum.
Scuze mee—wee doan cawl nayms heer. Wee mai bee a liddle free an eezy wif Hao wee capshunz teh pics, butt NOEbuddy heer iz dum. YOO trai an kepe upp wif tehm. Yoo kan’t.
Woot WOOT
Does somebuddy needs teh tickle therapies? I got mah tickle helmet and glubs rite outside in teh car trunk.
Ohai, LCB. Shal ai tel abowt awr tudai advenshur? ok.
*** Wen ai get tu stoar tudai, Lcb wuz dere, wating fur me, oar mor leikly, mai lolcal firemenz. Dey awlwaiz cumz to shawp. She wur sit at a tabul,, slurping up da fre sampul straybuks mintmoka fingie(berry taisty) nd goingz bak fur mor if nobunneez waatching haow menny she hab, bnokyularz redy in cais da firemenz dunt just cumz spontanyusly tu sai helo. A gud tiem wuz hab bai awl.***
Oh, I just goes to teh firemans station beforehand and steels all their fuds.
That way, they HAS to does teh shopping!
Donut beez teh worry, I donates teh steeled food to Wate Watchers.
I thot yoo fed teh Nekkid?