i come to burgl
i come to burgl iz dis a good time?
sry. da kitteh jus burgled our fud.
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Cuppa soogur den pls?
concoonshulashuns!
ai did washeded mai hanz…
drink an dans? wachyoo want?
Oh yes – tank yew! Kan we’z all steel a dans tewgethur and drinkee Coon Kitteh Punch? (dere’s a reel drinkee cawld Coon Dawg Punch, this wud be ICHC vareeashun.)
sowns gut tu mee
Ar doze nommable burgs?
Iz Cheezburglr?
GOoooood. So fune. lol
dat wud be cheezburglr meet ned flanderezzez? cheezburglr jus lyk to stel… ned alwys ask niclee.
mai thotz axaktlee, Bearcat!!
o wups, ai not logd in… mai kwilt skware, not so fansee.
an here I fot dey were crotched granny skwares.
crowshayed?
Heh, tahtz wot mai dad cawld teh Angus!! Crocheted Cowz.
Robble robble.
R u sure u not ncylopedia salesman?
Iz landshark?
No….iz candygrahm !
Mongo like candee!
Blazing Saddles?
U got it! Teh ultym…ooltim…mostest non-PC flim evar.
Ahnybodde got a dyme ???
No mam, Im a burgler, I burgles peeple.
Mynd yu, I dunno if yuve ever considderd the advantuges of oning a relly fine set of modurn ncyklopedias…
monte pyth ref ftw!!!
He’z successful ncyclopedia salesman.
Scuse me….cahn ai talks to u about Ceiling Cat ???
dis is nvr a goods time 4 stealsing
Dey can steel mai cowlurkers ani time.
I’m not shure, but I fink by “burgl”, teh coone meens “nom a burga”, rather than to steel somefing. Heez hopin u will invite him to stay fur lunch, sinse he axed so politely.
Well, in dat case, go wash ur liddle hands,
and sit down at teh table.
Yes, finger bowls will b available at awl tiems.
I kno how u liek to dunk awl ur fuds.
heres sum sugar cubes, dunk away!
I tink dat iff u gib him a cheezburger he wud nom it. If u didn’t gib him a cheezburger he wud find it and nom it anyhow. He definitely would nom any kitteh food on da way out….
Wen duing kitteh resku, ai fownd barking like a goggie wud skare off rakkoons. Skared sum hoomins too. Da kittehs wud luuk at mi like “yeh, rite.”
*raowf… woooooooof….. grrrrr… RrruuuffFF
nah, de rikkitycoon wans tu steel sumfin. Das whut maks dem so kute. ah lurvs rikkitycoons.
Liddle Racoon iz nawt steeling.
Hims iz juss donating ur stuffs to hims faborite “charitee.”
Yes, butt ware iz LCB?
Prolly “working.”
Duz u kno ware ur valuables r?
Yes, heez doin teh dishys rite nao!!
*wisperz* ai finkz Romeow mint tu sai “lurking”
Iffs iz nawt too much trubble,
cudz u puts ur hands behine ur bak so I can ties u up?
dis rakky is teh funnies awn hims widdle hine feetzes! awwwwww!
awl da bettah to distrackt yooz wifs dat snorgly tummie! aye kannet resistz da kyootness!!
I cumz highly recommended by LCB.
duz LCB habs a franch-eyes?
Wud dat surprize u?
is dere trainingz? ai need a nyoo job!
approvd stoarfrunt lokaeshinz ar: Enniewhar wifin akross-da-street or nex-door diztinss frum fyr staeshin.
Kan werk frum home? It kwalyfyez!
yep, but werk frum odder peepl’z hoam, nawt yurs
sum ware loong ago lcb tolded us whut it tooked to be a -cb, wuz complimacated, u granulated wif a mask az I recall….
oh jh4+k… do youz remember dat thread?
momcat
Ohai momcat!
I members that thred. I wuz tryin to ern teh mask but *sob* LCB sed I wuzzint wurthee! It diddn halp that I never thot to *steel* a mask. Gess I just duzzint has teh instinks uv a burgler. *hangz hed in shaym*
awww- gremlinz weiz lubz u aniwaiz….. hear u can hab preti fethery mask dat fisykitteh maded- iz cubbered wif nic nomable fetherz- shez maded it fur marti grass…..
mai be nex tim!
momcat
Noze, she hab Mercan eyez saim az moast ub us.
ba-DUM-bum Chhhhhhh
*heddesk*
lol!
no bars, no burglr alarms, teh otta be prosekyooted foar incitement!
Ennybody seen “Noises Off?”
Mii! Mii! I sawed it at Stratford Festibul in Canada a few yeers ago – wuz teh moast amazink fisikul comedee I’d eber seen.
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wuld yoo liek sum sardines?
Ai lubz dat show!!! Teh sardeenz iz teh funniest ting EBER.
I playd Dottie Otley my freshman year in collije. Wuz much fun! Ob koars teh sardines wur mai prop, sew glad tu heer u liek dem. I luv dat play!!
Five minutes. Five minutes to curtain….
…
Seven minutes. Seven minutes to curtain…
…
Three minutes. Three minutes to curtain…
…
Aim shoor doze are rong, but yew getz teh ideeyuh.
mus beez orygun play….. peepz awlwaiz arib ’bout five minutes late- sos we wuld hold da curtain for about 5 mynites sumtimz moar. – Neber did startz plai on tyme….
Same problem wif innermission- flash da five minute warnin n u mite getz dem alw bak in by 10 minutes….
Momcat
sumtymez it mayks me wanna sit daown en weep, wen Ai finks Ai yusta do banks! Ai yusta do bullyun valtz! wut m Ai doin naow? Ai iz braykin into paypr bagz!
hooray!!!@@@@@@@@@
“A tax on women! They’ll tax anything these days!”
We have a client at work who’s last name is Squire and I always think of “Squire, Squire, Hackham and Dudley” every time I see that name…
Yes , but how about Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe?
maby tah rccoon turhned tah souhnd off
A cwime ov opportoonitee.
Wel, Misture Racloloon, yuu bees dresseded kwite sootablee wif yuur masque foar teh occashun;
Gess naow iys jes a guud a tiem az enny tu burglol!!!
BTW, Ai hadd noe ideeya yuu cud waulk soe wel awn yuur hindes leggs liek taht;
LOLCB wil fink yuu bees wun ov her helperses.
Ennywai, weez doan haz enny rlly guud silberwear oar krystul; jes awl auld stuf!
Butt jes heylp yuurseylfe (Weez wuz gunna frow iyt aowt suun, enneewai)
plz kum to mai hous mr racktycoon- iz mooovin- u can haz AWL ub it, den I noes has ta pack it!
momcat
Aer wii shoor dis is NAWT teh LCB? Aiz neber seen dem togeddur….
Ai dunno…wut duz dis burglr do if it goez way up hi?
Teh kittiiz wihl AHLWAIZ hav 1st brgl raitz wiv mii.
We have several of these cute, kibble stealing bandits who come each evening and eat cat food off of our back porch. They have absolutely no fear and at this point probably think they are part of the extended animal family.
J
i can has rabies?
BONK
U go grrrlll {{{Kafleen}}} BONK sumoar!!
wii possumz iz parshull 2 teh rakkitteh-coonz…
FTW!
Oh hai! Just cking – see iz yu home fur vizt.
Yu mind openin teh fridj? And puttin a chayre in frunt of teh cubburd wif teh cheeze-curles? Fanks.
Oh, an teh lid on yr garbije can is bent. Jus thot I’d menshin it.
LOL!
hab U ebber ginnin teh rakkitteh-coons cheeze-curlz? Beri beri sad. Dey wash n wash, adn den awl dey haz iz orenj wader, adn noe cheeze-curlz….
Wut izza reely funee (well, mebeeh yes/mebeeh no) ista gibbon a shuger cyoob
*washee, washee…luking ‘rown…washee
Hay wearda fudz go??
iz tru… sad, butz phunnii. Lawn agoz, Aye bebbeh-satz 3 liddle rakkiiteh-coonz, 2cyoot 4 werdz… steel teh errungz, tangul mai hare, snitch teh cheeze-curlz…ooooh, Aye larfed sew. Den fown owst, dey no cud “tinkul” etc. wiffin owtz halp…urned mai $…..
Haz a gud nite, Aye gotz 2 go noa.
Burgling mai haus…yer doin it rong…
is really Master Treasure Finder
plumber….
candy gram….
OOOH ! HIMZ IZ SO-O-O HANSOME, IN HIZ LIDDLE FURRY-COAT N MASK, N BLACK LEATHER GLUBS ! LUVS ME DA RAKKITTY KOONS !
Scuse meh…does u has soda? bloo koolr? red wagin? spudeez? cookeez? Ai needz dem 4 a bear.
Obber da hedge ref!
big bonus for using the word burgle….w00t
ahhhhahahahahahaha! that made me laugh obnoxiously loud.
sorry for using plain English…my lolspeak isn’t very good.
doan u bee sorree furr dat!
Glad too hab u!
Lolspeek not rekwired. Only sentse of hyoomor and desire to play nise needed.
Welcum!
….. um ohai andipandi….
Der wuz a buk I reedid wuns, it had a skip-rope rhyme that went:
Andy pandy sugardee candy
french almond ROCK
bread-and-butter
for your supper’s
all your mother’s GOT
yu knowz dis rhyme?
Ai rember Andi Pandi nayme frum wen Ai wuz a liddel kitteh;
Soe funnee; wuz a kidlet-buuk, Ai fink
Stik aroun adn plai sumemoar, andipandi; doan mattre wut yuur dyalekt iys!!!
Well your comment was the only one I actually read as i skimmed these comments…i think I dont read lolspeek very well!
omg!!! he is soooo cute!!!
yes, he’s a cute little robber raccoon.
Little raccoon thief!!
Dat rack-skoon is cwackin’ mees up!
I can has garbidj?
Zomg, racuun walkin on too feetses!
If racuun has opposuble thoomb we doomsiez! dooomsiez ai tell u! Doomsied!
…but ai fur one welcom aur neu racuun overlords.
Gud tyming! I caem to snorgl, an I sees u has jus the tummeh for it!
[snicker]
No larj piles of munnee in sales? No deposit akkounts? No pileses of cash in easee-to-kerry bags? No lunchun vouchers? Fine, fine… adapt and improve. Just a pair of panties then.
ummmm…. pliz advize meh: hoo sendid yu?
onlee tew fynd Gidyunz Bibel
rocky raccon? rettt?? fends gidns bibel
bey he did not burgl it??? did heh?
Noe, Ai tihnk hii levt ett riatt tehre!
Iz reelee a gud boi, lurve dues wird tihgnz tew uz awl.
Uber-polite Canadian burglr racoon. Based on joke I madeez up, abut hearing that Canadians leave tere doorz opin, is tat true?
nos.not god tim