nudder Halmrk commershil
nudder Halmrk commershil gotted meh aggin
iz ok. eberrywun criez sumtiems.
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Donut crai kitteh! Ai will hold u adn sqweez u adn calling u jorj!!!
Concats 4.5kittehs! You has the exalted posishunz!!
win!
cartoonrats Diamond kitteh! Wut wud u liek to sillybrate?
Y fankyoo two kittehs adn leeza! Twas luk.
Ai alreddee sipping a martooni frum prebious fred. Haow bowt martoonis awl arownd, chokklit oar uzzerwies? Den maybee wii cud watching “Lub Storey” whiel wating fur teh next lolpic?
Lub Storey? oh noes! so sad!
du u haz xtra kleenex?? I will needs it.
**grabs a mango martoonie**
Heer, taek dis bocks ob mansiez kleenex. Looks liek Maus will nawt be needing it…
mansiez kleenex? wut’s that?
mens haz diffrint kleenex??
doan axe!!
señor gibbogato! good to see ya!
Corngratz DK!!!
Yew gabe mii a happytayle wif teh “jorge” ref.
Gud marnin’ alla ewez! (Whut? iz onlee juzt avter 10a heer.)
haz 2 B hibbogato in spanglish mebbeh?
fanx 4 teh welkum.
eye wuz sawree 2 miss teh pawtee 4 yur hoemkumminz.
an last eye herd frum Mr Last wuz dat teh carbord replika alburt hawl wuz cawt in sum cat as trophy een chynuh…? mebbeh dey kan ewez eet 4 tempry sheltur 4 teh poor peeps der…
gud 2 C yew bownsin awl obur ICHC agen adn nawt habbin bin resstid 4 smugglin mantequilla tru kustumz!!
re: kustums-twas a narro exkape.
tengo que “butter dem up” y “greeze teh palms” befour day would releese me!
Ick…
[curmudgeon]
I’m surprised you all don’t get stuck together from the SAP after watching that movie. Sheesh!
[/curmudgeon]
mebee u purrfurr brian’s song?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
Oar Jonafin Livingrum Seegull?
MMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
**takes Maus to teh side**
I iz surprized atchoo Maus! U know teh furvest frum last gets 2 pick wut they wants to do! DK even haz speshul menz kleenex fur u! Now sits down, and watch teh moovie!
**duk taypes Maus’s tayle to teh chayre**
U duz not haz to stai too long. We will be running awai as soon as teh Lub Storey eerwurm takes effeckt.
MaryO! Halp!
hmmmmm.
*tiltz hed to side & luks thotful*
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wot to do…wot to do…
Hii shud bii alaud a blyndfold anna seegar.
*brightens*
Oar, wii cud dew teh reverz Tanksgibbing and HII cud wash teh dishez whyle wii comandear teh TV.
noes, dere iz no Maryo. dere iz unlee teh lubb storee. it kumsoomz yur entyur attenshun, adn yu kant escape frum it! MWA-HA-HA!
ROFLMAO!!!!
Ai iz nawt a big fan o’ deh Lub Storee eeder,Maus…..wanna watch awl 3 LOTR
wid me ????
OMG, I’m in Movie Hell!!!!!!!!
Oh, ai noes! lets wach Narnia, LWW! den wii awl goes tew teh moobee feeatur adn watch teh hawt Prince Caspian!
n day aftr tomorro we can go see INDY!?!?!?
“Teh Kingdum ov teh Kristul Skull” teh kristul skull wuz brot heer bai aleeinz, yu noes!
wun ob mai Nancy Drew gaym iz kawled “teh Legind ob teh Kristul skull” haz ennywun else herd ob dese kristul skulls?
Ohai Lucy – whut didjoo think uv teh noo moovie?
I saw it on Friday at teh nawt sekund showing. Thot it wuz lots uv fun!
An *whispurs* Lucy Pevensie is prolly mah fayvrit karikter!
Then agin, I luvs it when Susan duz that archery thing too. Ayd liek to introduce her to Legolas frum LOTR!
hee hee. ai hazzint seen it yet, wut wif teh moobin adn awl. ai hopes tew seez it laytur tihs week, tho!
*pulls up beeg pillo an sits onnit, offers eberybuddee popkorms*
I luvs LOTR! I will happilee watch wit yoo!
wii kan wach teh speshul extendeded edishum wif teh deleeted scenes bilt in?
Sownds wunnerful! Start teh moobies!
An fur those hoo duzzint liek teh popcorms, I haz brot uther snaks too – potayto chips, choklit possums, an cheez an krakkurz!
NOES!!11!1!1!1!!! TEW MUSH FUDS! YUR MAYKING MEE HUNGREE!
stoopy diet!
Ai iz at werk,but ai will tayke a brayk & watch wit u…..pass deh cheez & krackers……nommmmmm
Hay, N1iP, hoo fot upp teh ideeyah ob diyuting whyle yoo aer moobin? Dat wazn’t teh bess wai tew doo itt. Wayt til fings clam daon sum, nawt-secund. DEN yoo diyut.
ai wud wayt, but bro-cat adn sis-cat keep buggin mee abowt it…:P
Jest
@ tehm. Tehy ar nawt dyetishunz oar purrsonal traynrz, rite?
*pluf*
*duck tape roll comes to end*
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here-
*passes over extra taeps to leeza b*
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i fink you mist a spot…
fanks MaryO!
**tapey tapey tapey**
**grabs eekthecat and tape (him/her) up wif Maus too**
Now… wud u liek sum popcorms?
Ai iz a “her”……no leik popcorns….wants martoonie!
Eggsellent job, guiz. Sowree ai can’t staying to watch wif u, must wurk.
Njoi, Maus!
*As his holgraphic image fades away*
Fanks. But I has to werks too. TTFN>
oooooo- lemme go getz Megalon vs Godzilla to cleanz teh palate (so to speek) from awl teh treakul…
Kewl!
don’t luk too happee oar dey will makes you watch “Gone wif teh Winds ” oar sumfin
cursez!
I wuz just gettin the GWTW dvd owt!
*Finally wriggles free*
*Runs to the door, locks it, and swallows the key*
*Put some DVDs in the player*
Ackshoolee, we is gonna has a elebenty hour Three Stooges marathon. Sit down an enjoi, ladees…
**hides the seltzer bottul frum Maus**
en teh words of teh imoort…immoratb….er….Maus…..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
¿?¡¡¡three stoojes????!!?!?!?!?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk
runs from room asif hare’s on fire…
last time i shos maus mursee wif the MegalonGodzilla moobie.
Maus, donut EBBER thretin us wif teh 3 Stoopies….I will toofpik yur eyes open an make yu wach 24 hours of Teh Lifetime Channil….teh estrogin netwurk!
**hands MaryO the menz kleenex and leftovvur duk taype**
Can u holds onto this Mo’S?
We mite needs later.
Hm.. jus notissed we can parse yr name down to MO….
Woooo..Wooooo…Woooooo
Hey Mo!
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…
**** clamps Maus’s noze,slaps down *****
“What’s that for? I didn’t do nuthin’!”
“That’s in case ya do and I’m not around!”
Cawlin doktur Howard,doktur Fine,doktur Howard…..
“Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whatta ya want that for?”
“I got a tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!”
Hay u two: getta room, willya?
I knoes, u could go to … wait for it …
NIAGARA FALLS!
*runs away*
“Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch…”
See….EBBERYBUDDE haz a liddul stooge in dem !!!
….nao lets awl go to teh Susscahannah (?) Hat Company !
Not for long. I’ma go see Dr. Tinycat for a stoogectomy.
“Lookit da growse! Lookit da growse”
Oooh! Can we hold his eylids open wif clamps so he can’t close ‘em? And put drops in every few sekkonds, like in A Clockwork Orange?
Can we huh? Can we?
I promise to make sure teh drops aren’t mixed up wif teh Krazy Gloo this time.
SAP? Noes, we listened to it in Ingerlish. We did try teh Spanish, but MaryO hadda flashback and started raving something about chikken foots in her sopa.
MaryO is havvin flashbaks to Veet Nom? Ur, uh, she haz chikken feetz in her soap? I duzzin wunt enny chikken parts in mah soap! Pleh!
Flashbacks to Peru. It was hard to understand her; she was babbling incoherently most of teh time. For a while I thought she was saying that Soupy Sales was trying to play footsie wif her.
We’ve talked her down and she’s resting quietly now in teh Debriefing Room.
Must… Resist… Temptation…
Yes. You must. Notice that the captain has turned on teh “No Debriefing” sign.
We just put her in there because teh Fainting Lounge was already pretty full.
ya! we’re all fainting soz we dozn haz to wach 3 stoooojez
Aiz pretendin to faint — Free Stooges — DO NOT WANT.
*faint*
gettin all debriefed?
aaaaaaaakkkkkkk i haz the flashbaks frumPTSD (post traumatic sopa disorder)
¡¡¡AYÚDAME!!!!
adn i’m guessin dat maus izn’t gonna come reskews me on ptunya…
*Pulling the petals off a daisy*
Debriefing…
Petunia…
Debriefing…
Petunia…
Debriefing…
Petunia…
whew- lukz like der be a noo pikshure, so i be saefed fur nao…
Hay guise? There is a flour deliverymans here wif elebenty bookays of daisys for Maus. Where he is? He needs to sign for them.
whoa, buen idea! i duzn’t no whoo ordurd dem, but i fink i owez dem.
*Gets out his vintage fountain pen*
OK. I’ll sign for it…
*Trys to open the pen and ink squirts out all over LCB*
Oooopsie! Let me clean that up
*Gets out the seltzer bottle*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
Woowoowoowoowoo! See ya!
*Scampers into The Maus Hole*
Whew. Good thing that today I weared mah outfit made entirely outta sponges.
Wrings ink outta outfit and onto Maus’ chair.
kum owt, maus! wii haz petunia hostage. kum owt adn wii will gibb hur bak tew yu. dunt kumz owt adn wii steelz her adn reelees hur inna feeld ware she kan be free adn happy.
oh Lucy, u bedder be carefulls wif Petoonya…
or u mite end up dangloling over teh gorge uv eternil
perills…..
how did yew get teh nawt second plais wit alla cheezfrens jus waitin wit teh butt wiggle to pounce? congrits!
an wii wuz butt wigglin fer a loooooonnnnnnngggg tyme
dey wuz jus tauntin us todai ai tinks.
Liek teh secund to teh last note of Pop Goes teh Kitteh!
Cheezez wuz veree layt tudai.
I gess it iz ayjd cheez.
Ai hab noe ideuh! Ai added a commint to teh prebious fred, adn den der it wuz, staring mii in deh faec adn gibbing mii deh dredded brayne freez!!
Caerful der, Lenny. U amember whut happened to Curlee’s wife…
“Ob Maus adn Mens” ref FTW!!!!
Noez, iz ok, is just mai allergeez!
Kitteh is sads because his mommeh won’t let him gets a kitteh because he is allergic to kittehs.
teh typical excuse!
Dont be crying kitteh U can has whateber U wants
Come herez I haz sum tuna fishies for Uz
Kyoot Kitteh.Shame about teh couch
frenz dont let frenz by tackee furnitchures!
Dat furnitchure tottalee fashunible. During teh first Reagan admin.. admun.. term n office.
Dat cowch am enuff 2 mek N E kitteh weep!!
*Kumz running wif deh happee tayl!*
Gibbo!!! *hedbonkz!*
Sew happee 2 b seeing u agin. Duz deh pooter b behaving yet?
hai cweenie!!!
happy tayulz!!!
eye dun plannisht mai pewter akkordion 2 custom. pewter awlwaiz lukz beddur plannisht!!
adn nao teh Linux roolz!!
nawt sew mennee bellz unt wissulz az teh windoze. but wuz gettin wai 2 noyzee wif awl dat N E wai!!
fanx 4 yur gud fortz!!
U bin gone sooo long my gibbo-babulfish is out uv praktiss. plz 2 splaining “plannisht.”
I hab awlwayz ben heering dat deh linux b deh frenlee system. unlike deh windoze. windoze not b ur fren.
Did u anneal it properly befoar plannishing?
If not, u might need to be debriefed.
*Peeks around the corner*
Duz I heer hufbeetz?
Poor, poor Tuxie kitteh.
Awl dressed up, and habs to sit in a room liek dat.
I wud cri, too.
Tuxie kitteh luks lak mai new bebe!
oo u haz a KYOOT bebbeh! I lurvs teh tuxies.
*down in dunjin naow. Nawt sposed to be awn ICHC*
Mai 1/2 kitteh iz a sweet tuxie boi.
mai nawt sekkend bebe isabella, gone ober teh rainbow brije, wuz tuxie, dis why we keep neu bebe n name her izzie (i call her bella)
mai tuxie naymd “sylvie” but I cawl hur bella, cuz shee pritty. awlso cuz it short 4 “stinkerbell” witch i aslo cawls hur…
Wii called mai hyoominkitteh “stinkerbell” wen sheez dipur wuz nawt cleen.
we will keeps ur sekret 4.5 kittehs!!
I had a tuxie gurl that I reskyooed as a strai kitteh.
yet ANOTTER coninkydink?
Wii R wun adn teh saem, ai tells yah!
teh pikshures r on teh cheezfrenz – yahoo page
…win yu caeres enuf to sends teh furry best.
lolz!
iz dere a hawlmark kawrd taht akchooly sez taht?
hee- i wuz jest reesycling wun ob hallmarx old ad kam pains.
There wuz a Sandra Boynton card wif one of her big fuzzy monsers on it that said “When yu caer enuf to sennd the Hairy Beast.”
I sent it to mah bruvver. It lukd liek him.
Ur bruvver b a Hairy Beest?
Ayup. At his best he luks liek the bad General from teh Superman moovee. Furst thing in teh morning – *shuddur* – blargh.
WIN!!!!1!
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fanx- almozt didn’t post it cuz it seemd too siwy.
Concatmewlashuns on yr. furvest frum last, 4.5K
Y fankyu Mais Oui!
“Too siwy”: ai donut fink dis koncept R nown awn ICHC.
wut iz too siwy fur ICHC?
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an cormgratchewlaywayshunz fur teh tawp spot, 4.5K!!! ai joynin teh sillybrayshun wif teh moheeeeto (niec tu kool daon inna 90 digreez)!
*clinkee glassez*
Cheez!!!
Or . . win yu caeres enuf to sends teh furry beast.
oooo, dat iz teh bettur!
Or teh furry pest (goggie, uv corse)…
mary o, I foun teh purrfect photo fur dis …may ai use it?
*KA-SSSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRFFFFTTTTTTT!1!1!11!*
OH NOES!1!11!1!!!! CCC! CCC! HALP!
hapened 2 me 2. wee shud has SPLORT wornings furr tihs mush kyootnesses.
dat Cheez and Tofu cotted us off-gardz! Iz CCC comin?? get yur CHRs in plais!
datz CHRGs..
ai hopes teh CCC cums soom. mai hed hazzint splorteded in a lawng tyme!
ai’z no offishully traned but at try to halp… scoopy, scoopy- lots ob branes.. plop, bak in hed. Tape, tape, CHRG (wdoi)- duk tape it on. Noa, sof blankit, choklit possum- bedder??
yesh, mush bedder, fank yu! adn ai kan noms teh choklit possums heer, but nawt IRL. ai iz awnna
diet! ai haz tew fit inna prom dress next yeer 
Yer dieting fur next YEER?
*skritchez hed*
ai iz nawt berri smawl at teh moment
ai willz haz tew diet foar a hole yeer in ordur tew luk enny gud inna prom dress.
U noe, Garfeeld sez DIET iz DIE wif a T! Corse, Garfeeld wuz nebber happeecat win he wuz awn diet.
I shure U can dewit, Lucy. Mai seestur lawst aytee-fiev powndz n won yeer. But doan mayk ursef n2 uh beenpoal — lookee gud inna prom dress nawt wurf maykin ursef inna badd helf. Bisydz, uh liddul ekstree floofee heer n dere n da rite spotz lookeez gud!!
Ewe lissN tew teh awlnoeN Aahz, Miss Lucy!
Awlnoen?!?! Fanky muchlee, but I doan fink sew….
U muss fink 2 hylee uv me, SMOM. I jess bein nys n daddee-liek 2 da fyn yung laydee. Datz wat I wood sai 2 mai dotter ifn she wuz owlder n da saym sitcheeayshun.
Ewe sed wut Ai wuntid tew sae tew hurr, but hadd ent.
Shii’z a schweetie, Ai wahnt hurr 2b helfy, nawt fashunablee twiggish.
yippee
I iz choaked up too kitteh!!
*snifful*
i’z awl fur-klempt!
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Peeep Eye ! ! ! I seez U.
Non-gratuitous use of ironic couch detected…
ai nawt ebben luk at teh kowch! ai cud just stayr at teh kitteh awl dae lawng!
Oar izzit couched in irony?
at leest no “naugas” were kilt in teh makin ob dat cowch. i heerz dare endanjered; moar studees be needed.
i heerd deyz be ‘hyd’n in teh woodz’ !
I fink they is in a simmbionick rela, relai.. tehy hangs owt wif teh snipes.
b bewwy bewwy kwiet!
dem naugas wuz breeded in Naugatuck Conn, jest down der rode fum me. Dey only has one nachural enemy, a liddle weezily rodent calt a MINZ, it attaks der nauga and leebs bite mark scars dat luks lyk ciggarette burns.
dere are only two known commercial uses fer der minz: you can render dem down wid sugar and maek after dinner minz or you can skin an bone dem and bake minz meat pies.
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
Srsly, Sol, yoo quack mee upp!!
oar maebee taht kowch iz mayd ov irony?
or maybee itz an irony mayden?
***ASPLORT***
da halmark cummurshils iz amoasd az bad az da owld AT&T murshils.
Don worree, kitteh…ai criez tew.
*snorgle* *snorgle* *smoooooo*
Panfer! Haz yoo splorted?
Duz yoo need halp? Wayv a paw if yoo needs assystinz!
Oh, kitteh! Plz no cri. Ai’ve been cryin alot latelee and ur kyootness iz just da ting 2 get mi started agin.
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*sniffle, sniffle*
*hanz rhsb sum tisshoos*
Ther ther, rhsb. Donut krai! Wuld yoo kayr fur sum choklit possums?
**eers perk up** Did sumbodee sai “Choklit”?
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Do u has anee dark choklit? Datz mai favrit.
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Choklit alwayse maeks tings bettur.
Why teh choklit possums we just got in ar teh speschul dark choklit wuns. Heer. Tayk as menneh as yoo liek!
*offers bokx uv choklits, slyds sawft blankee arownd rhsb’s showlders*
Beddur?
Oooohhhh…mush bedder, tanks Gremlin.
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nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
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**liks choklit off whiskurs and paws**
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nomonomnomnomnom
I feelz ur pain, kitteh.
Member teh old Kodak commershuls?
Dey waz so kyoot, *sniff sniff* sumpfin wud get in mah eye ebery tiem.
Ogads yes! Teh “Where are you going my littul one” ones slayed me!! When I needs to cry on stage, I just thinks, “Turn around and you’re tiny/Turn around and you’re grown/Turn around and you’re a young man/With babes of your own.”
*snfff” *honk*
Can’t even type that without choking up!!!!!
How unbarrissing!
Wuz a McD comushall bout Liddil Siztoar taht wud dew teh trik foar mii.
Yep, steel duz ett.
yew whir juzt a mii-t00, tagalog tomboi maykina seen/den i turn aron an fynd a hoemcoemN cween/mai liddil siztoar, ewe noe Ai’m gonna miz hurr….
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A C D
uh, das all i can seez nao.
i can has nu contaks?
hee hee!
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Does we knoes what teh delay in pix today was all about? If not — or even if — let’s speculate wildly. What was goin on wif teh peeps at ICHC Central?
Abducted by aliems
Broken alarum clock
Couldn’t rember seekrit password
D…
Didn’t shows up fors wek…
Eated a bad taco & gotted sick
Fell inna well
G…..
Donut run reekwaiyurd tu keep blud shoogur up
Eny wun remembur wayr we putted keez tu ICHC?
Fergawt wayr pikz wuz putted
G….
gotted stuck waching sad moovie
Had a harbl emerjensee
Injested too menny cheezburgers? Naw….
Goggies sat on keebord so they cudent type
Had a few too much martoonis for brekfist
Iz on a beech and forgetted
J…..
Gambled away car; had to commute via Razor scooter.
Hornet infestation
Icemaker on teh fritz; hadda go to 7-Elebenty to get ice for margatoonies
J…
Jumped offa clyff..
Kant start cawr….
Lost dere minds
M…….
Mayd sum kookies an eeted them
Napped an missed goin to wurk
Organyzzed a partee an is still kleenin up
P . . .
Parked teh car in teh rong garaj and spent 9 howrs lukking fur it
Questyuned teh meening uv life and had a few martoonis
Runned owt of burgers….. !
Startid taepN frenz tew chairz
Thot bedder ob it
Untaepd teh frenz
V….
Vot r u sayin?
Woo wud do that?
Y wud sumwun tape ther fren to a chayre?
Xerox borked, had to drawr multiple copies of their butts by hand
Yogi Bear steeled their pickanick bukket
Zombie attack
mebe got caught up in plai n wif cheezfrenz on ICHC?
Naw! *shayks hed* That culd *nevur* happin!
*luks arownd to see if ennybudee is lukkin, typs summor on ICHC*
Lub teh xerox wun!! LCB
puter was borked
quantum mechanical singularity encountered in space time
resting in the sunbeams
Maebee teh singularity borked teh puter??
Kawl Shrodinger !!
Eye noes…tehy forgetted teh ICHC password!!!1!
ai can haz noo pazwurd?
Ok, ur password has been resetified. Ur temporary password is:
askl;j02345okjzxafgojw4r23h4a0sdfuahl23-42jofdjlsjflsajdfljlj_kjas=2(^*&^k232kkjahd2
U must select a new password oncet u has logged in wif teh above. Ur password must
– be between bleen and elebenty characters long
– has at least one prime number and one character from LOTR or Lub Story
– start wif a single step and contain at least one letter in either the Cyrillic or Greek alfabets
– cannot end wif a preposition
– be typed wif ur elbows while u rub ur hed and pat ur stummick
Ur password will expire in 2.7 days.
Can end in a proposition,mebbe ?
Is u sure u wants to proposition a IT password-changer person?
Dee-pends awn how kuyut dey ez!
I don’t think u heared me. I sed IT password-changer person. “Kewt” doesn’t enter into this equation at all.
(Um, i can sez that because I usedta be one.)
Pleez entur yr passwerd in the next .5 nannosekkunds u will has to call
**cue skary moosiks**
teck suppoart!
gratenezz once agin!
Tiept wif ur L-boez? Dat sownz liek Lilee Tomlin
“Watch dis” (*tiepa tiepa tiepa wif L-boez*) “Jess lawst Peoreea”
Mama said no runnin’ with scissors.
Yabbut she didn’t say no skipping!
OR skateboarding!
Or jet-skiing!
Oar Hung Glyding
“Runz wif sizzerz” iz mai Indeeyun naym — “Dansiz wif woovz” wuz awriddy taykin….
O noez! Kitteh sawd teh kumershul wif Sayruh Muglawflin an awl teh animulz wut needz halp. Maekz kitteh sad. Maeks meh sad tu. ::goez tu hug puppeh dawg::
Dat kumershul maed mi has 2 go snorgle mai kitteh, 2!
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Nao, ai no has kitteh 2 snorgle…**sniffle, sniffle**…and ai no can watch kumershul.
oh that is the saddest commurshal!!
we r just bownd to haz us a cry-in todai I gess!
***wahhhhhhhh*****
Heck, that one even gets to ME. Poor bebbehs…
Ai iz suddNlee vry happy Ai nao taht Ai haz noe cabell…
u haz noe caobellz? I haz a feber….
SNL ref! Has ennybodee oled enuff tew has wocheded teh nawt sekond eppysodes? Wif Cheby Chays, Gilda Ratner, Dan akroid, Jon Balewshee? It wer purty weyard iffin yew has teh nip B4 woching…tink mebbeh yew overdozed
o yaz! plenteeeee oled enuff !!!!! but nao mai teen kittehs wach it on teh comedy central channel! Den dey rewach on teh utubez! oled refs, reneued…..we seez em!
I found mai fav episode uv Taxi on Utube whaer rev jim tooked hiz driverz test…..member taht? my 15 yo teenkitteh took her driverz ed test on caturday, so I had to show it tew her!
WUUUUTTT DUZZZZZ A YELLLOOOOO LIIITTTE MEEEAANNN ?
Slow down!
sloe dooooownnnn
O Taxi was teh funneh!!
Ai fot Rev Jim wuz hairyless, bot Latka was wai 2 funneh
oh i lurved latka! vary funney!!! dint kare mush foar (whaz hiz reel naem? Andy Kaufman)
Yaz, he wuz kyna awf IRL
warning- dis wun eben maeks maus has a sad. viewer discreshun advized.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EYocy_DN60
*sniffl snort, blow teh nosey*
I haz a sad after that videos…
Dat aweez gitz me weepy. *snif
i doan fink i ebber wachted taht komm, cemr, ad bekus ai cud see in teh furst sekkund oar 2 it wud rooin mai dai. bery sad…
Ai’m gonna taek taht az vry gud aviz nawt tew clique awn MariaOhz linkage.
Teh kumershul makes me sad tu. I cries tu!
that beez a bery sad commurshulz
how can people be so stoopy and cruel
to hurt pooh liddel bebbeh kittehs and goggies
I knowz! Teh kittehs and goggies reaching out from teh bayrs of a cai..cay…holdy thing wanting to go homes with you…maykes me sad.
I couldn’t even work in teh hoo…huu…hoomane society because Ai’d cry tu much…
M-portent fing iz tu rimembur dat u iz dewin veree gud fing bai taykin gud kaer uv animulz u haz an/oar kayrin abowt animulz in jenurul. Mah reskyoo puppeh sendz mehnee snorgulz an kisez tu yu awl b-foar hedin bak ovur tu I Haz a Hawt Dawg.
kitteh sees a soljer and saloots him, but furgits which paw to uz.
iz ok kitteh, Ai feelz sam wai wen Ai see Broose Willis sai “Yippee Kai Yay M***********” in “Dye Hrrd”.
-C dere it goez; Ai’z gettin myztee rite nao. -Need too cawl Mom; ’scuze…
Ai dunno, teh kaumbynashun of saddniss adn kyuootness iyn tihs pikchure iyt jes wai tu muches foar meh tudai!!!
Becuz Ai haz a rlly deap sadd tudae, tihs bees jes pooshyng meh oaver teh eydge:
Oanley fing tu duz iys tihs:
(goez oaver to teh kitteh, wraps iyt inna sowft blankee, gibbs iyt a byg snorgle, hed bonk, adn shmoo, adn kuddleying iyt inna armses,
runns awai rlly fas wif teh kitteh daown teh streiet, leevyng emptee pikchure….)
Peeps,nuffin tu sea iyn tihs pikchure enny moar,: pleez tu moave awntu teh nex Lolpik!!!!!!
sowry u haz a sad, CKK!
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Heer, I haz this seltzer bottul. Wud u lieks to borry it and go up and sprays Maus? Maybee that wud that cheer u up?
Hmmmmmm, souns liek taht mite wurk;
(Mebbee yuu cud heylp me catches Maus agen;
Iyt wud taike 2 ov us becuz Maus bees sneekee;
Tehn weez cud ties hims up agen adn maike hims wautch Chik-Flikx
foar 24 hourses strait; taht wud rlllllly cheers me ups!!!!!!)
Peek-a-boo: Yr doin it rong.
Dats mai cowch! I has teh saym wun, haha.
Wel tehn, jes ignoure awl teh cowch jokeses!!
Az laung az yuu liek iyt, taht’s awl taht kounts;
(Yuu shud sea mai awld cowch; mai Lolbradoar goggie sleaps onnit;
husbin sez mebbee weez shud geyt a new cowch;
Ai sez: “Wut??? A neu cowch foar teh goggie tu sleap awn???” )
Oanerz DishTV subskreepshun ekspyrded … ownlee channul wat still werkz iz “Hoem Shoppin Netwurkz”
Dat happended heer fur reel nawt dis week — I had uh sad 2
Holey Nellie!!! Taht souns liek a Horroror Moobie!!!
sew releebed tu c dis happins tu ovver kittehs an nawt jus meh.
Lawng distance phone kommurshals, halmark kommurshals, liddle haus awn teh prayree, surtin eppisodes uf doktur hoo…
ai fink dere’s ebben a Folger’s kommurshal at krissmusstym taht gets mee (grown son coms hoem and surprizus hims famblee)
my eyes gits sweaty ebry tym…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64a_1fWTsls
Awwwww, l’il kitteh, iss awrite, I cure u wif many snorgles
yor saaf in mai hart, Jak, an mai hart wil go on an on
reverse racism intended?