…but …but …Bambi’s mama’s
…but …but …Bambi’s mama’s comin back… …right…right…?
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Iz ok. Bambi’s muvva is a Time Lady an’ gets 12 rejenerashuns. She mai act a bit stranj tho an nom on jelli babis.
nd wearz scarvz dat drag on teh grownd
Oar haz whyte kurly hare adn drive a flivver naymded Bessie.
oar a goggie naymd k-9
yayzies! tha docta! he iz hawt! (i mean the current docta! he a hawty!
den wuts her TARIS?
mai TARDIS is a kardbord box n_n
Well luk at u David_cat!! U beeted ebbery1 else. But wuz dis ur berry furstest commint??? It tukkt so long 2 showing up!! And it b deh true nawt-sekkund!
Congratumicashunz!!
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I offurz u deh chokklit martoonee uv frenship and sillybrashuningz!!
*klikee glasses*
Cheez!
Da Won Tru Nawt Sekkond. Won Nawt Sekkond to lol dem all, won nawt sekkond to splort dem, won nawt sekkond to capshun dem all an’ in da kibbles nom dem.
woeah, gud jawb!
dats gotta be teh bestist spoof of dat powem i’s ebbr hurd.
i swear if i see this pic one more time im going to cry for a LONG time.
(if only i could awnser yes without lying :’{ )
aww
Aww! Sorry, sweet snow white baby, Bambi’s momma has gone to that great forest in the sky.
the mowntain lion/coogar/pooma/whatEBBER big cat in the previus pickshur
Eeted her.
leeza-b!!! mebbeh yew shud stik 2 skwirrul traynin?? yew am nawt kut aot 4 been teh kownsillur tiep!! noe wai!!!1
sowry!
I spented too much time in the last thred wif the list of whut wuz on the lion’s dinner menu…
And the furst thing I thot heer, was, venison….
and, er, izznt the babbeh kitteh going to be eeting
Venison Chunks N Gravee gushifuds wun day??
sumwun pleez tell me if I is diggin myself owt at all, or diggin myself deepur….
Deh hole iz almos to Chyna by nao…..sorree, leeza!
Leeza missd Chyna an’ iz almowst on Marz.
Nope. Iz in the NB.
….hoggin deh fyremenz !!!
Marz, rly? Wai wuznt Ai Nvitid?
Sowry SMoM. I gotted WAY off track!
I wus aimin fur Joopitur. The planet of joyfullness jolitee and frivolitee! Erf was a bit scarey heer fur a while.
Yeah, noe zactlee wut ewe meen.
Nebber noe whu wheel bii habbing de masque ob teh caer troll!
Sownds liek a gud naym fur Stephen King’s newest buk:
The Masque of the Care Troll
Ai thinck yew haz somfin!!
(and iz dated n publizhd, hii haz to gib yew crdit… maybee lolaltteez, tew!)
misd marz, gawt tew anuthr yewnivrs nd dere beeeg beeg howl trew arakis nao lol
DUNE GEEKS YEWNAIT!
Ai taut ur furst. ai meen, fardest frum lazzd, commind was faine! Maed me smiyehl! Gotta kiep tings in purrspeckive.
So wii wented frum bad sofaz 2 ded deerz? berry straing day in cheezland. I think I just sit heer adn practiss making deh bublolz.
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۞ ○ ◦○○ Ο ο Ọ ۞ Ο ο ○ ◦ ○○٭ Ọ Ồ ○ ◦○○ ◦○ ☼ ۞ Ο ο ٭
Ọ Ồ ☼ Ồ ☼ ○Ο ○٭ Ọ Ồ ○ ο ◦ ۞ ٭ ○ ◦○○ Ọ Ồ ☼ ○ ◦○
Jus maik shur yu donut flotez awai wif tu menny. Wut goze up mite cum daown in rong plais.
like in da lieins fud boal
mmmm bublz
NOM NOM NOMITY NOM *cough gasp vomit* NOM NOM NOMITY NOM
^< Ồ ☼ Ồ ☼ ○Ο ○٭ Ọ Ồ ○ ο ◦ ۞ ٭ ○ ◦○○ Ọ Ồ ☼ ○ ◦○
SHE GOT SHOT! get that troo ur hed littl kitteh SHE GOT SHOT!
Donut fret lil one, itz onee a storee
con catz fikshun.. yew haz teh Ty wif Cottleston sew pawp een 2 teh Tybooteek 4 yur goodeez!!
an awl diz weak wii am awfurrin teh free MOT 4 yur CHRG. furr awl doze hoo doan noe – dat am teh sekewrity mayntunninz cheque 4 mekkin shure awl am fit an splortwurvy. kannawt b 2 karfool wiv sew mush kyoot!!
Oh…..fanks
Disis mai nawt sekond nawt sekond.
GC, pls has tew splayn teh MOT
What danses an and drinkies for fishunkitteh and CottlestonePie in tye fer farthest frum lastest?
Oh deer
*snerk
Ai hadda sawng but mai hed losteded it
Nao merember it
How ‘bowt “La Bamba”
Is sad storee thow. Da momma duz not cum back.
Bambi not all lonelee, but him habs no more mommi deerest.
*snugglez da kitteh an’ fiids da orijinal aufa to dem for writing such a sad story*
aw i fel sry fr kittey
Yes, she coming rite back. She just wented for lunch wif teh mountin lion in teh previous pic.
Oh, lcb, mai fren, nawt naice tu lie tu babeh liek dat. Evade! nd run awai!
Ur rite. Tuff love, let me practice it.
Bebbeh, Bambi’s mama no is coming back… because u was bad.
Was that better?
LCB iz EBBIL todai!!!!
Come on LCB. I iz in trubble too.
I think we has to go to teh nawty barn.
Agin.
Otay, ebbrybodee, lutuce plai nyce adn hab sum fun
Choklint martoonis awl rownd, git upan dans to La Bamba adn letuce hab sum tacos~*~*
Ai can haz fishie tacos ???
Ob kors! Wii hab awl kinna tacos: fishy, cluck cluck, moo. Ebbrybodee cum awn ober adn grabs a plait, digz in, lotsa noms awl ‘rownd. Chonklint martoonies 2.
*klinkee
Cheez!
mmmm. tacos is delishie! fanks!
*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
*yummy fud dans*
Fanks, Smacky n Eek fur cummin tew teh partee. Ai hoap moar peeps sho up, sew mush fuds. Ai hab fun bing inna nawt sekond ty wif Cottlestonpie, wut an awner! Hab a grate tyme!
*sneeks owta bak door, wispurrin
Ai has tew go nao, SYL
Iz goes to messican restront to get teh fishie tacos fore yew eeck.
Dyd u tryz sum,yesserday ??
Noes. Had to do stoopid werk. Pleh. I hatez beingz a growedup.
Hooz growed upp? Nobuddy heer!
Iz just tendng to be growedup cuz sumwun haz to earnz teh munnies to bye teh gushiefudz fore teh kitteh.
Liek teh bumpurr snicker?
Clebberlee disguyzd az a sponsible adault
Egsackerrly liek teh bumpa snicker. Maybee cud git wun taht sez “kitteh in hoomin cloaths.” Mai kitteh has berree bad tihs moarnink nd done teh poopies on teh rug.
uh oh! Nawt a fun wae tew start yur dae, KimKiwi.
And she dids tehm agin larst nite. Tink tehre is a neyborkitteh teezng her so she not want go to teh outsydes. Will go outsydes wiv her tewnite and maek shure she not has teh scarys.
Awww, ur a gud mummeh!
Iz 42 dekrees fairy hite and rayningzses outsyde. Iz not gud mummeh – is graet mummeh! Nd she wil tahnks mii bai getng whett nd koled nd wanting teh snorgls.
Ai haff tolded her taht it be teh Caturday afta wun moar sleeps so wii no getsup at ushul erly tiem.
Nien moar howrs til Caturday!!!
Hao bowt venisun tacos?
Oh 4.5 DK! Guess we reelly IZ one and teh same! Cuz I was thinkin that… but wuz too ascairt to say it!
Memmer deh fishies mebbe sumebuddees mudder.
Ok.
Who’s turn is it to put burn ointments on teh YNG?
I gess its wichever wun uf us needz the punishmints moast?
**imajinary senario**
L-B: I wuz wurst!
LCB: No, I wuz wurst!
L-B: I wuz wurst!
LCB: No, I wuz wurst!
L-B: I wuz wurst!
LCB: No, I wuz wurst!|
How abowt u puts on the burn owntmints, and I will sit in teh corner fur a while. And if there’s a firemenz in teh corner, I had nutthin to do wif him bein there.
R u guys hoggin deh fyremenz agin ??
*innosent luk*
“innosent”
**** snerk ****
LOL!!!
poor babeh kitteh, dont wory, just a movie, bambi’s mama ok
In 1st?
No, hunny, nawt eben cloas. Sowry.
You made kitkat crai
I haz a worry…
*SPLORT*
poor kitteh!!!! *snorgle*
Ai hadz da sam reakshun as a kitten…..an wuz toled “no. She’z dinner”
Mai insensutif fambly, let meh show yoo it.
Heer, dapanferkitteh, Ai helpses yuu wif yuur splort;
Lessee, sweepey, sweepey alla teh braynes up wif dustes pann adn bruhsh;
put alla braynes bak iyntu panfer’s hed; pulles awn CHRG wdoi & ’50’s bavving cap onna hed; sekure fyrmely wif duckee-taipe; gets sawftee blankee wif kitteh printses onnit; tuks up unner panfer’s chin; gets hawt choklamit drinkee adn choklamit possums and gibbs tu panfer;
Brushes hans awf; dere awl dune; “Hoep yuu bees OK panfer; restes naow”
Tu bades yuur famblee sez teh ‘She’z dinner’ remaurk; sum fings weez jes nebber foargets, wen tehy heppin iyn owr chyldehuuds.
Kitteh u has teh boogies in ur nose. Here is a tissue. *wipe wipe wipe*
Ok, now blow.
Kitteh: *HARNK*
ROTFLOL!
ok…sry this coment wus ment 4 coment nmbr 8 ;D
nevr mind
Itz otai—stoopy werdpress attit agin!
Conga ratshoelaces Cottlestonpie awn yer nawt sekond!
Yesh, corngratz CP!!
Yew were on ist wif teh lil nommer, tew.
Wen 2 peepz posted @ saym tiem, izzit cawld a Ty?
*tinking, ai mite been inna tye?
Yew whir Ndeed, Fikshun, sowwy. Teh WerdyPrex tehn commensd teh postin Davi above yew bof… Whut a wierdpress dae!!
Corn ratsyou layshons to Fishunkitteh also. Is two nawt secund comments at same timeiness in der worpdress from here inn Mishagan.
Tanks MCA, dis iz sew Fun
Den we gots annuder tye, U an me, in making comments bout duh tye.
(My re curves shun, let me show you itz.)
lolz
Hai,MCA……izzit grey n stormee lookin in ur area o’ Meeshigun ??
Skye is grey and cloudee here. Maybee stormz, maybee jes littul rain.
Sorry ’bout delaiyed re-spons. I wuz starting duh gushifoodz cooked for duh hoomin kittens and turned off dug ‘pyutur whilz I did dat.
hey MCA, wherbouts in Meeshigun ar yoo? Wii gots lots of peeps heer frum all ober teh state!! (I’z frum teh hoam ov teh Wolberinez)
Ai be in Libonia…….howz are u fellin todai ? Still has deh annoyin IV ???
Sorree ……u waz askin MCA where she iz!
nope – teh IV onlee iz annoyink 4 tymz a dai. Right nao iz nawt wun ov dem.
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I’z feelink purty gud – sum ov mai nummers ar going up…nowhere neer wehre tehy shuld be, but sumwhut bedder tahn yestidai.
Ai’m still prayin foar yoo! {{{{{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}}}}}
Dat iz berry gud to heer…..ai hopez ebbery day iz bettur & bettur !
Anom tew taht. Wii knead ewe strawng tew Scape taht hoospittle!!
Eeck, mai fren jest askeptid a job in teh Livonia, anneethin Ai shud rekkomend or ebben warn her bout?
She iz habbing to muv heer,or iz awlreddy in deh Deetroit area ??
Shii iz habbing tew moev. Shii is ober bai teh Grand Rabbids.
Libonia iz berry nyce playce…..wuz on deh “nycest cittes to lib in” list a few yeers back. Ai recc…rekk..rek…suhgjest deh northwest end ub Libonia or mebbe Northville for libbing. Dere iz many nyce shoppin areaz & nommy playces 2 eat aroundz dere !
Thanks Eeck! Ai postid tew hurr LJ jest nao.
Mmm nommy playces!!
oh noes!
R we gonna haz another cry-in??
awwwwwww, so kyoot, but so sad!:{NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!11
WAAAAAAAH! BAMBI’S MAMA!
Dis pickshur remindz me uv Animaniacs cartoon wif Slappy the skwirrel and her neffew Skippy dat cried about Bambi’z mama. Da first line I wrote is frum Animaniacs wif Slappy and Skippy.
N e one remember Animaniacs, or dat kartoon?
…or iz I alone on dis 1?
i tink yor alon on dis 1….Sry
Noe shiiizzn’t:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KKWE61diVI
encase yew haev teh knead tew joyn en, heerz teh wurds (taek a deep bref nawt sekkond):
I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation’s comical, unusual, and whimsical
I’m quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head
I’m very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite
When in a jam, I just yell “stop” and villians in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up, and utter “start” and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny
To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal
You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!
I renember it.Mah Kidlets lubbed it.
Yayz, I not alone!
N E 1 who didn’t hear uv Animaniacs is missin’ owt. Iz great show I watched wif my dad.
I watcht wif MY dad! dads ar gud for watchin sillee tv, huh?
Yes, dey r!
Glad I make mani pplz think of happi things or remember Animaniacs. Iz so cool. <3
I lubbed Animaniacs. Told husband I wantz DVD set for birfday.
we’re zany to teh max!
tehr’es baloney in ar slax!
I luv animaniaks! (tho i was in kollije wen tehy came out – I watched it awl teh tym)
Still luv tehm. Fanks, Susan14, foar givin me a happy aftur dis sad piktchur!
Yer naw alone! Wii lubz teh Animaniacs in mai howsehold. Dottir duz nawt unnerstan yet — but mai husbin an mai Momcat an Ai awl lieks dem. Ai haz a cuppuluv der CDs on mai werk pyootur fer teh lissnin plezhur. Ai lieks awlmoast all teh storeez, but ai neber liekded “Buttons and Mindy.”
ok lady, buh bye!
I liked the Buttons nad Mindy in fronch. because I was taking fronch at teh tym.
Good feathers always cracked me up, too, but the Yakko, Wacko and Dot and Pinky and the Brain were my faves.
In fact, I have Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain sweatshirts my dad gave me which I still wear with pride.
I do has a sad foar teh poor kittehs dat nawt no teh animaniacs!!
PINKY & DA BRAIN……..NARF
I memberses teh animaniacs! Wunce, sum cow orkers an i naemded compyooters affer teh charakters – berry silliee
Wuz Pinky deh pyooter dat wuz always breakin down ??
Jesh!! Animaniacs fur da winz and Awesums!!
Aw, I noes, kitteh, u has a sadz. Mebbe watch teh Aristocats insted?
Everbuddy wuntz tew bii a cat!!
Aybruham Delaysee
Jeeyoosepee Kaysee
Tommis Omallee
Omallee teh Allee Cat
Wai yore pedigree covrs awl ob Ewerope!
Nope. U can has venisonburger.
Meeny.
uh-oh…..
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Liddil bunny fu?
ScoopN up teh Bambi’z momma and nommin hurr on da hed??
Yesh, an yur furevur lovingk hooman is comingk rait awaii tew skuupyu up an snorgleyu an waip yur ayz!!!
O poar liddle wite floof ov a kitteh;
Ai wundured teh saime fing wen Ai wuz yuur aige;
iyt’s jes a teenee-tinee buuk foar liddle wuns liek yuu;
oanley stuff ritten inna buuk adn nawt reel-lief;
Iyt wil bees IRL suune enuff wen yuu groes up;
Foar naow, Ai gibbs yuu a snorgle, a shmoo, anna hed-bonk;
Adn Ai tuks yuu iyn yuur liddle kitteh basket adn pulls teh cubbers up tu yuur chyn;
Yuu goes tu sleap naow adn dreems oanley happee liddel babbeh kitteh dreems!!!!!! Befoar yuu knoe iyt, yuu wil bees awl growed up!!!!!
Laik dat…sad-happee
Oh, pore wurreed bebeh – heer, we cuddul whiel I tell yu.
Bambi is gronup now, see, an can du whutevur him wants to, liek get his own plase, eat peetsa ever day, stay up laet an play lowd music or videeo games all teh time. So he dusnt need a mama now. So she went acrost sumthin call a “Rainbow Bridj” wher she can do whut she lieks an not hafta wurry about Bambi cleenin his rume. But sumday they be togither agin, okeh? But yor mama won’t go awae for a long, long time, till yr all grownup.
Okeh?
Okeh. *smoo*
Now go cleen yr rume.
*snert
Aww.
AWWWW!!!!
Ai tryn tew git partee startid, CP kin yew halp, pls?
Wii can dans tew LaBamba, drinkz martoonies and hab tacos!!!
Hoo wuntz to joyn in??
I will joyn yu, fikshunkitteh, but I havta leef inna few minnudz. Tacos r gud, but mayb wit de margaritas? (I has a mellanchollee, having lolspeak trouble.) Parti iz gud fur kittehs, tayks de mynd off de trubbls. Try dis –
Countz me inn! Sorree i laite, airyplayne from nooziland gotz delaid. Me bringz teh fishie tacos from teh messican restront nere mai wek. Teh airyportal peepl sai sumting bout kwaranteen, butt ai no lissen.
Paaarr tay! Fishun takos are da bomb. Or ones wib chickun. I likez duh sangria wif duh Meexicun foodz better dan chokolick martoonis doh.!
Danses and hops to La Bamba(but duz NOT spill duh drink).
Fish tacos r gud, adn mah margarita iz berry gud 2!
*I willz not spillz, I willz not spillz*
♫ dans in de nyt
uv de trawpixul munlyt
de heet uv de sun
styll hangin ofur ebbrywun
adn wii danses in de sands
2 de mahree ahchee bands
til de dawnin lyt
sings de end uv de nyt ♫
Dat is a beree nice song you makez, MelONyx.
Makes me tink ob dah “Dancin’ in Dah Mune Lite” song was popyoular when I was teenagur kitteh.
Teh Van Morrison wun???
“Everybody here is outta sight
they dont bark and they dont bite
they keep things loose, they keep things light
everybody was dancing in the moonlight “
Yay fer teh sangria! I lubs it – dere’s a plaec in town taht maeks teh bestest sangria…I’z gonna go dere wehn I get sprung frum dis plaec.
Pwned, i tinks wee mai hav had teh same treatmentz (if Iz be reedings teh otehr postings rite). Me defnitlee cum brake ewe owt and giff ewe teh sangria.
bambi? lawl dats mi nik naem…… no mi mom is NAWT commin bak!! XD
Sowweee… {{{{{Foshizzel}}}}}}}
ah i dun caer….. i no liek mi mom neway
Done worreez kitteh, Bambi’s mom had a flavorz.
Heer, kitteh, hab sum!
Datt duz it.
Dis donkee is goin strate too bed furr a nap.
Baaaaaaad day.
{{{{{kafleen}}}}} Has a gud nap, Kafleen. I will tuck yu in wit sawftee blankee adn floofee pillo. Has bedder tym when yu wayk up, ok?
Kafleen, ai huggz an lubbz yoo! {{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}
An wii wheel plaise sum choklit possumz bai yor bed… jest in caze.
{{{Por liddil donkey}}}
“No krai, kitn. Iz jest animaytid muvee. Nawt reel. An luk. Bambee’z dadee kumz tu taek kaer uv him sew he groez intu beeg strawng stag.
“Nao, feel betur?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Wanna wach anuddur muvee?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Okeh. U pikz wun.”
::shortlee dayraftur::
“Y Simbuh’z dadee nawt waykin up?”
Doze Diznee moobies kan bee tuff awn teh liddle wuns…
But tehy teechez teh Sirkul ob Lief & taht ifn yew doan gib up, ewe wheel bii happytayle agin n d00 tiem.
Izzat “in due time” or “and do time”?
lol due, JAJEH
Dat cirkul berry long taime mubbin when u tinee hyoomin kitteh! Ahl u no iz bebbeh ahl alone an hepplezz. Berry skerry. Preshiade circul ub lipe later, cloze tu teen yers ebben, ai tink.
teh lezzon urv teh intranzitoree iz portant in udder waiz, t00.
Xample…
Mai Liddil coem hoem creyeN. Hurr frind nawt hurr frind noe moar “An ett wuzn’t ebben mai choize!”
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Fynully Ai sez, y00 tew haz bin frenz foar manee yerz.
Dis wheel bloh obber. Tewdae iz teh Frydae, Ai bet bai Moondae (eff yew doan brign ett oop) shii wheel hab forgottid her angri.
An SMOM wuz rite. Tehy whir buddeez agin moonday!
Lezon: bad tihgnz dew happen, but ewe doan dwell, yew keyp movN. Shii cud hab had a rottid weak N’d. Shii cud hab dwelled onnit tiller tummy hurt. Shii cud hab cornfrunted hurr frind awn Moondae… nun ob diz wud hab bin thyme whale spinned.
Kant bring Bambi’z momma ar Simba’z dad BACK, butt moovin foreward wheel keyp Bambi & Simba frum dyin ob dispair.
kept Simba frum d.o.d. but teh awlsoe tawt hym Hakuna Matata (wut a wundrful fraze) witch lettid hym start movin forward agin.
Actually Pimon & Tumba
Awl dis felineosophy…. sew sleepy. *flit*
*flits back* Tehre iz awlwayz teh saccwren sweet stuff foar teh liddil biddy kittehz. But moast kidz noe sumwun who haz had pet or fambly dye b4 2-3rd grayde. (An unfortunately moast kidz sii def on TV/games wai wai wai b4 cloze tu teen yers.)
Def iz a part ob lief. Iz nawt Life good/def bad iz awl wun peace ob clof.
(An izznt jest Dizzknee, iz frum teh eldist Faerie taylez allaway tew Charlotte’s Web & beeyond. Wii tale storeez tew esplain, teech, translayte, transmitt & prepare.)
sigh *flits*
Berry gud, SMOM!
Den der’s Babe. “Bye, Mom!” Awwww…..An wad happun tu sibblees.
Furrder taugt….mebbe iz ahl in hau iz prezented tu hyoomin kittehs. IZ best to prepare in advance fur sadd?
Yez, taht iz wai EB wroted Charlotte’s web. (And why iz gud tew noe teh stajiz ob grief and maybe ebben browze “On Def N Dyun”)
Liek gud fud, presentayshun iz a larjish component ob wedder wii axept whut iz put b4 uz. (Liek taht kitty litter caek… Ai sae:do nawt want. Pleh.)
Oh, ai meen wen gonna wachin sadd mubbie or sadd storee. Tehl dem dat sadd pard in mubbie, ware bammee’s mammee dies?
Memmer commicckee ware grown womin juzz fine out Ole Yeller dies? She sez she waz tohl he had “Babies, not rabies!” an waznt alloud to see deh enning.
Ohl Yeller, one ub mai fabrite mubbies, wich ai saw wen ai waz liddel, iznt az dissturbee az Dummo or Bammee, cuz he wazza pet, an deh boy’s famblee stays intact, mommee stihl der, an bruddah, an haus, an poppa cumz haum.
o taht wun did gib mii a sad when Ai wuz liddil… but wut ewe sed bout prparin the kettlinz foar whut happinz IS trulee vry portant. Oar ebben just whattchN teh movee wif teh kidz sew yew ar tehre to anzwere teh manee quezchunz adn @ teh ent sae: sii? teh baybee ellerflink wurked vry hard, hii nawt onee Bcame faymous, hii helptid hiz momma. Shii iz SEW prowd ob hym!
“Y did da baddee gie poak Beest wif dat big nyf? Iz dat himz blud?”
“Watz Krooeller gonna do 2 doze kyoot goggeez? Haow she gonna mayk uh fur cote wif dem?”
Dey sez “raytid jee” awn da boksez, but I nawt sew shure bout dat…..
Der wazzun ardickle mennee yeers ago, ai tink in TV Gide dat was ntitled “Bambi – NOw that’s Scary!” It sed taht karakters laike deh witch wid de poizzned abble in SNow White dond skeer kidds, becuz is fur frum der essperiences, bud dey KEN relade tu yung ammals luzing a parend and leff ahl vulnerable an skerred. So dey ken breeze rite true “Night on Bald Mountain” in Fantasia an hab nitemares obber Bambi. (Diz waz befur Lion King. Id diddnt menshun Dubmo, wich ai cuddnt taek tihl ai waz ahl grownup.)
Deh Wurst une fur me waz DUMBO. Cuddnt stand it till grown up. Bebbeh ahl alone an dezzerted wid juz a maus to taek ker ub him. AN mummee in jayl an can barelee tuch him fur a liddel while. Dat scene maek me sadd ebben nau. Lil guy hab tuff laife.
{{{JAJEH}}}
Tank u sweetMOM
{{{SweetMotherofMars}}}
Ewe ar vry whalecoem. Heer, Ai hab manee moar:
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(Ai wuz moast skirred ob teh Whizlerd ob Auz… teh parte whair teh Cowbirdlee Lyon leaps froo teh windough… an doez kreepy flieN monkeetz.) *shivers*
Dem munkees creeped me out doo. Dohnt memmer lyon leepin tru winnow.
Doo suppozzedabee “too” – naud wad sounz laike. an {{{{sweetmotherofmars}}}}
Yah, Dumbo rlly affektid meh wen Ai wuz a liddel kitteh;
S’funnee haow weez absourbs fings ebben wen weez veree smaull kidz.
AWWWWWWWWWW
purr baby… tis kitteh haz a sad nd a scayrd all saem tiem. speckalashuns on faet uf deer moma, nawt gud prosejur. das wut i tink…
Kitty has boogers.
Berry obserbant!
Well, Kit, is called:”Welcome to the
Food ChainCircle of Life!”Real nice. You don’t have any kids, do you.
Ai dew tayle mai kidz tihs dough.
Cuz Ai trabel & if sometin wud happN Ai doan wunt tehm tew bii awl “Shii promizd shii wud coem bak! Shii lyed.” Grief iz hardenuf wifowt mizunderstandin taht noewun libs purrebbr.
Ai sae Ai Ntend tew coem bak (an maek ewe kleen yur rum) but if soemfin happenz yew haev Gramma & … *lists off teh support net* An riimynd tehm taht Ai am treyeN tew maek tehm abull tew taek caer ob tehmselbz sew tehy kan haev tehir oan fambleez.
tis kitteh haz a sad an a skeered. tat maeks i sad 2…
KYUUUUUUWWW*SPLORT* … oh noes, nawt agin
O noe — anutter *splort* n da prime CCC croo nawt arownd agin! I shure iz gettin a werkowt 2dai!
Itz gonna awl b k, ptrance! U jess howld still…
*sweepee sweepee braynes n2 pyle*
*skoopee skoopee**plop inna hed*
*tuckee tuckee mayk shure awl fitz reelee nys-liek*
*patteepatpat smoovz it owt*
*duckee tayp 2 howld evvyfing 2getter…..
HAY?!? WAYTAMINIT! HOO KEEPZ TAYKIN DA DUCKKEE TAYP OWTTA DA CCC?
Nebbermynd — I gotza pokkit fulla rubber banz…..
*strechee strechee strechee rubber banz 2 howld evvyfing 2getter*
**SNAP** OW!! Sowwee bout dat, ptrance! I b moar cayrfull nekstym….
*cuvverz evvyfing wif bavving cap 2 keepz kleen n stawp mess*
*rapz ptrance n softee floofee blankee*
Heer u goez, ptrance – u gonna b gud as noo. Haz sum chokklit possumz 4 da nootrishun 2 hep gitz ur stringf bak…. N b cayrfull uv doze kyoot kittehz…
But I fot yu didz a berry gud job, Aahz. At leest yu can fynd de CCC, I joost haz all dis icy creem & soda fowntin stuff.
*sys adn luks arownd sadlee*
Wuld yu lyk sum icy creem?
Shure, MelONyx — fanks! But doan b sadlee — icy creem goze gud wif chokklit possumz. N i bet ptrance wood liek sum 2 — hep gitz stringf bak….
N sints u has sewdee fowntin stuf, can u mayk sum coak flotez 4 us?
Mowsd ashuredly. Klasiks? Wit de frostee glasses adn de lawng strah-spuens, de niller icy creem
*scoopy scoopy scoopy*
*thrrflllt thrrflllt thrrflllt*
adn de coak
*fzzzzt fzzzt fzzzzzt*
kwik haf stir to mayk shur deres enuff – hmmm
*fzt*
dere yu goes! Shuld be nuff fur ebberiwun hu wants sum!
MMMmmmmmm!
*slurpee* *slurpee* *slurpee*
Nummee! Nummee!
*gitz spune 2 skoop owt da frowzin coak fome*
Yum – datz da bestest part! Fankee muchlee!
Mmm, venison.
I am on the verge of tears. Why must people make stuf like this?
I hab duh same reakshun. Is guud pitchur but at’ta same time is not guud at all akshully. Shows peepul have ability to understand gr8t depth of feeling and sorrow…compashun. But iz soopeh sad ‘cuz we cant pick-up da baby kitteh and comfort him/her like we wanna.
People who make venison jokes (in this environment) are either: 1) heartless with no compassion what-so-ever or 2) are also deeply touched but don’t know how to process such depth of emotion and don’t know how to aknowledge anothers pain or comfort someone experiencing deep sorrow. Either way, they should (seriously and literally) seek the help of a therapist.
Or maybe they just dont want to take this whole thing too seriously.
Memmer, JAQI – kitteh naud reelee sedd about bammees mammee – juz haz dat spresshun an a hoomin added sum wurds dat fit. Kitteh mebbe wunnerin when gusshifud gonna be put daun. oar connemplatin camurah.
Iz tr00. Teh kitteh wif balloon and big sad maeks mii sad tew, but Ai noe hym iz just pawzin inteh game ov Get Teh Danglee Strign.
Doan let teh veniceson joeks bug yew. Tehm peeps doant need teh furrapizt… diz iz tehre ferapy. Iz usuallee moar tahn tew opshunz anyhao, nawt “peeps who ___ is 1) oar 2).”
Iz moar lika norml distrubyushun curve. A full ranj ob reazonz… inkludin jest tew get a rize frum yew.
Achshallee, ai gladd dey maek dem joeks, cuz keep tings in purrspeckive. Gehd ahl sad, an den dey sai sumpin. Izza defense mechanizm, sumetiems.
Oh Hai!
Tanx fur duh commentz evrybuddies…
See, duh ting iz, dat wat uz sayin iz kinna whut ai’m talkin’ ’bout. Cuz nuffin here be seerius! We cedebwat nawt sekkunds, sum kitteh sooo kyoot R hedz go “splort”
An we all talkin’ babbeh-kitteh-LOL talkin’ at duh saym tiemz!
Duh hole ting ov whut we be doin’ iz projectin hour humanateez onto duh kittehs and habin’ fun wif R speshul LOL speek an reffrunses. (Groshryfuud, Cheezburgers, etc. .)
Yes – Dairs toe-tally more dan “1 or 2″ – does r jus duh extremes – deh rest is duh
grey areeuh wear tings liek “doen worree – bammes mom had a flavor” fit in! Is duh saem joek but fitz in wif dah spirit/humanatee ov duh site!!
I haz a sad 4 peepul who LOL at choppin bammees momma up and puttin’ her in a taco shell. 2 me dat seems preutty much “LOL – ur doin’ it rong”
Sorry! Din’t mean tuh maek a big deal.
Tanx ebrybuddy!
Yez, liek nervus lafter almist.
Liek awl teh liddil kiddlets jumpin roap tew
“Ai had a liddil burd,
hiz naem wuz Enza”
win awl tohze peeps whir dyin ob teh InFlewEnza.
Iz just a wae tew coep.
An “ring a round the rosie” as a wai of coping wid the Bubonic Plague.
Jaqi – i guezz dey grossed u out wid deh venison jokes. Mazes ne iz hau intenze r conberashuns ged heer. Ai tink Lolspeek contributes, cuz u ken sai tings dat wai u be fraid to sai udderwize, cuz maite step on sumbuddee ue comeon tuu strong ur sumping
Hai Jajeh …yes I fink ur writed ’bout duh LOLspeek kontwribuatin 2 duh combersayshuns. Iz berry guud
Hab u been 2 duh SpeakLOLSpeak.com ?? I luukeded fur ur naym bu’didn cee it. Iz soopeh guud fun dair. Srsly.
Hab uh Hapee Dai!
Nebber herd ob ett… Ai wheel czech ett owt.
But fur nao… bak tew teh fewchur!
{{{Jaqi & JAJEH}}}
omg spoilers
*snerk*
Even Ceiling Cat can’t save her now! Bwa-ha-ha-ha…
DOOBLEH BONK
Bammee’s mudder juz runned awai tu ged sum taime tu herselb. Be bakk frum Spah anee dai nau.
She’ll be back venison…
I mean very soon.
LOL!
woflz dat arez uh phunniez.
& en teh marnin, weir habbin woflz!
dis iz teh saddest lolcatz evr *SMIFF!*
noes, Bambi’z mawm wented obber teh raynbow bridj.
wow that is cute
OMG CAN U SAY CUUUUTE!!!!!! This is adorable…. The cutest out of them all!!
donut fret littel wun. bambi’s mama is flyin free wif teh taystee birdys nao. iz gud snack all teh tiems, winevar has a hungry!
This made me laugh for a looong time..
htat seeeeeeeew sweeeeeeeeet!!!
i cud skweeeezzz yiddo kiddicl!
doan cwy prcius!