…but …but …Bambi’s mama’s
…but …but …Bambi’s mama’s comin back… …right…right…?
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awwww
Iz ok. Bambi’s muvva is a Time Lady an’ gets 12 rejenerashuns. She mai act a bit stranj tho an nom on jelli babis.
nd wearz scarvz dat drag on teh grownd
Oar haz whyte kurly hare adn drive a flivver naymded Bessie.
oar a goggie naymd k-9
Well luk at u David_cat!! U beeted ebbery1 else. But wuz dis ur berry furstest commint??? It tukkt so long 2 showing up!! And it b deh true nawt-sekkund!
Congratumicashunz!!
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I offurz u deh chokklit martoonee uv frenship and sillybrashuningz!!
*klikee glasses*
Cheez!
Da Won Tru Nawt Sekkond. Won Nawt Sekkond to lol dem all, won nawt sekkond to splort dem, won nawt sekkond to capshun dem all an’ in da kibbles nom dem.
woeah, gud jawb!
aww
Aww! Sorry, sweet snow white baby, Bambi’s momma has gone to that great forest in the sky.
the mowntain lion/coogar/pooma/whatEBBER big cat in the previus pickshur
Eeted her.
leeza-b!!! mebbeh yew shud stik 2 skwirrul traynin?? yew am nawt kut aot 4 been teh kownsillur tiep!! noe wai!!!1
sowry!
I spented too much time in the last thred wif the list of whut wuz on the lion’s dinner menu…
And the furst thing I thot heer, was, venison….
and, er, izznt the babbeh kitteh going to be eeting
Venison Chunks N Gravee gushifuds wun day??
sumwun pleez tell me if I is diggin myself owt at all, or diggin myself deepur….
Deh hole iz almos to Chyna by nao…..sorree, leeza!
Leeza missd Chyna an’ iz almowst on Marz.
Nope. Iz in the NB.
….hoggin deh fyremenz !!!
Marz, rly? Wai wuznt Ai Nvitid?
Sowry SMoM. I gotted WAY off track!
I wus aimin fur Joopitur. The planet of joyfullness jolitee and frivolitee! Erf was a bit scarey heer fur a while.
Yeah, noe zactlee wut ewe meen.
Nebber noe whu wheel bii habbing de masque ob teh caer troll!
Sownds liek a gud naym fur Stephen King’s newest buk:
The Masque of the Care Troll
Ai thinck yew haz somfin!!
(and iz dated n publizhd, hii haz to gib yew crdit… maybee lolaltteez, tew!)
Ai taut ur furst. ai meen, fardest frum lazzd, commind was faine! Maed me smiyehl! Gotta kiep tings in purrspeckive.
So wii wented frum bad sofaz 2 ded deerz? berry straing day in cheezland. I think I just sit heer adn practiss making deh bublolz.
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۞ ○ ◦○○ Ο ο Ọ ۞ Ο ο ○ ◦ ○○٭ Ọ Ồ ○ ◦○○ ◦○ ☼ ۞ Ο ο ٭
Ọ Ồ ☼ Ồ ☼ ○Ο ○٭ Ọ Ồ ○ ο ◦ ۞ ٭ ○ ◦○○ Ọ Ồ ☼ ○ ◦○
Jus maik shur yu donut flotez awai wif tu menny. Wut goze up mite cum daown in rong plais.
like in da lieins fud boal
Donut fret lil one, itz onee a storee
con catz fikshun.. yew haz teh Ty wif Cottleston sew pawp een 2 teh Tybooteek 4 yur goodeez!!
an awl diz weak wii am awfurrin teh free MOT 4 yur CHRG. furr awl doze hoo doan noe - dat am teh sekewrity mayntunninz cheque 4 mekkin shure awl am fit an splortwurvy. kannawt b 2 karfool wiv sew mush kyoot!!
Oh…..fanks
Disis mai nawt sekond nawt sekond.
GC, pls has tew splayn teh MOT
What danses an and drinkies for fishunkitteh and CottlestonePie in tye fer farthest frum lastest?
Oh deer
*snerk
Ai hadda sawng but mai hed losteded it
Nao merember it
How ‘bowt “La Bamba”
Is sad storee thow. Da momma duz not cum back.
Bambi not all lonelee, but him habs no more mommi deerest.
*snugglez da kitteh an’ fiids da orijinal aufa to dem for writing such a sad story*
aw i fel sry fr kittey
Yes, she coming rite back. She just wented for lunch wif teh mountin lion in teh previous pic.
Oh, lcb, mai fren, nawt naice tu lie tu babeh liek dat. Evade! nd run awai!
Ur rite. Tuff love, let me practice it.
Bebbeh, Bambi’s mama no is coming back… because u was bad.
Was that better?
LCB iz EBBIL todai!!!!
Come on LCB. I iz in trubble too.
I think we has to go to teh nawty barn.
Agin.
Otay, ebbrybodee, lutuce plai nyce adn hab sum fun
Choklint martoonis awl rownd, git upan dans to La Bamba adn letuce hab sum tacos~*~*
Ai can haz fishie tacos ???
Ob kors! Wii hab awl kinna tacos: fishy, cluck cluck, moo. Ebbrybodee cum awn ober adn grabs a plait, digz in, lotsa noms awl ‘rownd. Chonklint martoonies 2.
*klinkee
Cheez!
mmmm. tacos is delishie! fanks!
*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
*yummy fud dans*
Fanks, Smacky n Eek fur cummin tew teh partee. Ai hoap moar peeps sho up, sew mush fuds. Ai hab fun bing inna nawt sekond ty wif Cottlestonpie, wut an awner! Hab a grate tyme!
*sneeks owta bak door, wispurrin
Ai has tew go nao, SYL
Iz goes to messican restront to get teh fishie tacos fore yew eeck.
Dyd u tryz sum,yesserday ??
Noes. Had to do stoopid werk. Pleh. I hatez beingz a growedup.
Hooz growed upp? Nobuddy heer!
Iz just tendng to be growedup cuz sumwun haz to earnz teh munnies to bye teh gushiefudz fore teh kitteh.
Liek teh bumpurr snicker?
Clebberlee disguyzd az a sponsible adault
Egsackerrly liek teh bumpa snicker. Maybee cud git wun taht sez “kitteh in hoomin cloaths.” Mai kitteh has berree bad tihs moarnink nd done teh poopies on teh rug.
uh oh! Nawt a fun wae tew start yur dae, KimKiwi.
Hao bowt venisun tacos?
Oh 4.5 DK! Guess we reelly IZ one and teh same! Cuz I was thinkin that… but wuz too ascairt to say it!
Memmer deh fishies mebbe sumebuddees mudder.
Ok.
Who’s turn is it to put burn ointments on teh YNG?
I gess its wichever wun uf us needz the punishmints moast?
**imajinary senario**
L-B: I wuz wurst!
LCB: No, I wuz wurst!
L-B: I wuz wurst!
LCB: No, I wuz wurst!
L-B: I wuz wurst!
LCB: No, I wuz wurst!|
How abowt u puts on the burn owntmints, and I will sit in teh corner fur a while. And if there’s a firemenz in teh corner, I had nutthin to do wif him bein there.