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Fly U fuulz!!!
Smammie ! Noooooooooooooos!!!
Ken sumwun splain 2 mii wahtz wif teh posties thymes toodai? Aye hung ‘rown frum 5:30 to awlmoas noon wif noe nu postie… cum back noa adn dey B awl obber teh plais…
We hadz a fred goin on deh reezons whai dere wuz a delay…..cantz bemember what piktur it wuz under,tho….
Conga rat shoe lacingz to u, smammie!!
Hav a drink and a dans?
♫
Debil wif deh bloo dress, bloo dress, bloo dress
Debil wif deh bloo dress on . . .
Y thnx mai Cween! Gud sawng! Enny lubbely chonklat marooniez abailabul?
ps: Aye borowed sum cweenfetti urliur todai, 2 trow atz JCH4K
LOL!!!!!
O hai, smammie! Lurved teh cweenfetti! Ai still haz sum in mai hare!!
But ai hav cum to sing fur yoo! Ai ar just passing thru - too bizzee todai!!
♫ Conga rat shoe lacingz
to u, smammie!! ♪
♪Conga rat shoe lacingz
to u, smammie!!♫
♫ Conga rat shooooe lacingz
♪to u, smammie!!♪
♪♫ ♪Conga rat shoe lacingz to yooooo! ♫ ♫
Got to go to town to feed mai bruvver’s kittehs now!! Do so wish ai cud stay an play!!
! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
Thnx JCH4K!!
Aye B dansin 2 ur lubberlii sawng, onmmai wai 2 wurm teh dragunz. Sieze U ina deh mawnin.
Gudnite deer Cheezfrenz!
G’nite smammie. Schmoo.
nite smammie.
Debil wif teh bloo dress - gud moobee!! Beree silleh.
butt mai ole memree nawt fyndin teh naem!!??
Aw - yes!! Reposessed!!
Nao eye kan sai FTW!!!11
Hai jannit! hao am teh mowin gowin??
elebentee gazillyun blaydz ob grass 2 kut
*snipp snipp*
juss wysh teh mowur werkt
*snipp snipp*
den eye cud put awai dese nayul sizzurz
*snipp snipp*
elebentee gazillyun blaydz ob grass 2 kut mynus syx!
*snipp snipp*….
LOL!! Taht’s eggsaktelee hao ai feel!! Teh frunt yard - taht ai didz too daiz ago, awlreddee needz to be redun! Teh side yard - reelee beeg - iz awlmost dun. Taht ai hav to doo wif teh gas mower becuz iz teh furst tiem an ai hav get awl teh stix up.
An tehn theere Iz teh ‘proximatlee two myolz of path - an it iz too tawl awlreddee so ai has to go verree slolee wif teh riding mower set awn 4″ high. Tehn redo it awl at 3″ - an bai teh tiem ai ar dun, ai will hav to start awl over again.
An taht nawt EBEN counting teh Orchard an behind teh barn! But it iz in menee waiz vereee pleasznt, so ai ar nawt minding so much!
You will hav 2 get teh mowing menz 2 helping u.
Dey b lukking berry gud wif deh shurtz off pushing
deh mowerz deh uzzer day.
Ai KNOE!! Ai saw tehm too!
Butt - tehy dint sho up fur werk today!:9
Ai think mabee they gotted a liddle bit sunburnt!! Awl taht showing off!!
Deh must b resting in teh nawtee barn.
:smirk:
teh porch partee wuz much fun. mebbe wii shud fire up teh chokklit martoonee masheen and hab anuzzer 1.
*sneaks up on cweenmj with a smirk-mask, puts it on them and runs away*
Oh yes!! It were reelee nice!! Wumday - yoo awl can com fur reel!
But in teh meen wile, teh porch iz OPEN!!!
An - as soon az ai lerns hao - ai will put up - awn teh cheezfrenz - picherz of teh proch an teh Nawtee Barn - an teh vue to teh eest an teh south!
Oar - eben bedder - an faster - ai cud mayol tehm to kafleen - an she cud eesilee doo it fur mee!
*Pickz up smirk mask. Putz in pokkit.*
Dis may kum in handy sumtiyme.
OOOH…a Smirk Mask?? I has not herd ub dis jolly iddea!
Wutt bee teh storeh behind dis?
Chokklit martooneez r reddy!!
Cum n geddem!!!!
Taht shud bring teh peepz in!!
*pourz martooneez fer Janet, jd and msef.
Cheez!
An kafleen - she wuz behine yoo, so yoo cudn’t see her. ai think she needz it maos ov awl tonite! Heer Kafleen, yoo sit rite heer in this RELLee comfy charye tath ai brot hoam wif mee frum jermanee!! VERREE comfee.
An yoo puts yur liddle hoofs up heer awn this pillow! An taek this yummiee chawkilt martoonee - an just relax! Yoo haz dun teh best yoo cud! Any way bedder tahn ai eber did!
nebbur bettur dan u, mah fren.
{{{{{{janet}}}}}
*plops larj pillo down adn joynes teh partee*
Ai must going to bed berree soon, but ai wud lub a chonklit martoonie, fanks deer qween. Wut a dai on ICHC!
is hard wurks, no?
O hai 4point5kittehs!! Nice to hav yoo heer!
An it wuz indeed a veree starnj day!! A
There we were fur hours!!! Thinking . . . whut???
an tehn so menee gud pikchurs. wuz just veree, veree puzzling. An we STILL dont noe waht happened!
Dawn Key, izzat u?
Schweet dreems tu awl teh peeps heer.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh - and Janet, ai wud lub to seeing pikshurs ob teh porch adn teh barn! Adn teh orchard! Plz do sned them to Kafleen!
g’nite 4.5. ♥ schmooo. ♥
Oh, yesh. U doo dat, Janet. U send mee dose pickshurs.
*pokes Janet wiff dawnkee elbo*
*hepz sef 2 anuzzer chokklit martoonee.
*Sitz bak down and lukz owt ower deh
*medow.
Shur iz nise heer wif gud frenz and a brite full moon.
….and a watur balloon in mah pocket.
*pokes wadder bloon wif pin.*
Yup, dat full moon shur luks priddee.
AN wun ov teh mowerz reelee DUZZNT werk. Teh liddle garden traktor - LIddle John - will awnlee go about maybee 60 yards - an tehn teh moror jus dyz!
If Liddle John wud werk, it wud bee much faster, becuz ai cud GO much faster. He iz MUCH stronger tahn Baybee John! AKA Lawn John!! *snerk*
heh : ) “snerk” indeed : ) berii funni1!!, Janetcanhasasminykittehsas shiiwants
*AHEM*
ah kno ah donut gits mush chanse tew dance at awl da fun parties… but i lyke it dat ah cin jump n ne tyme an Sum sooper kewl cheeze frends ( an yew know woo u r !
will b awl lyke ohai princess…
sew ah wanted to tell yawl dat we GOT THE HOWSE!!
*danses gentli in cerkel*
*sprinkels the seed beds of the money tree*
*hands owt the pods ov da lantern tree*
wiffin each pod is a penny, given n hoaps dat wiff da gift ov small money, large money shall return
srssly tho. holy crap!!11!! a lot ov werk! tonight i put primer on walls. my bff holly and my bf and my roomate & hur frens r helping, so we will git it done. ah juss wish ah was a princess ( wiff a fortune) IRL.
luv, mu
Yay fer PrincessMu adn her gnu howse!!
♫♫
Ower howse
iz a berry berry bery fine howse,
Wif 2 catz in deh yard . . .
Lyfe yoosed to bee sew harrrd
Nao ebbryfing iz eezy coz, ob yoo, babe…
Oh Princess Mu! Yoo AR a reel priincess heer. An we lubs yoo! But yoo know taht.
It iz awlwaiz such a pleshur wehn yoo ar heer!
An we will NEBBER furget taht yoo hav gibbed uz teh Princess Mu Meadow!
So mennee peepl go there awl teh tiem. Ai do.
U GOTTED A HOWSE???
*Donkee LEEPS frum Janet’s chair!*
Teh donkee SQEES wiff eggsitement! Teh donkee wings pop out
and make big fflutteree sounds!
Donkee bounces intoo teh air and flapps wings and dips and
curves and dives!
WOOHOO! U HAS A HOME!! ALL URS!!!
Donkee throws sparklee glitters frum her dawnkee cane and hits
ebbreeboddee wiff teh happees! And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!
Your good news gabe mee a happy!
AN i says prayer dat howse bee filled wiff lubs and goodnesses
an wunnurfull times furr menneh menneh yeers too cum!
Ower haus, inna middl o da street….
Fanks yew awl! Kafleen an Janet and Kittehless john an cweenmj, fanks fur ur incoragemint!
Congrats, Princess Mu! Is a wunnerful thing, havin wuns own haus.
Wun uv teh furst things I bot when I got mah new haus (tuk possesshun 4 yrs ago this weekend!) wuz a liddel paynted wudden sign that I hung abuv teh dor:
“And they lived happily ever after. . . .”
oh! that is sweet! i like it.
ohai, silli movi! Da mama gots biiiiiiiiig pms.
Is there a schedule that the Cheezburger and Tofuburger are obligated to honor? I wonder if dis rather freeform forum is ment to be mush fun fer us, no fun fer dem? My onkle who libs in Kona on de eyelan ob Hawaii says dat Hawaiian tyme is measured differmently, an dat mainlanders had trubba wit dat. Maybe dats de answer?
Praps while overs complains abowt the missing cheezburgers, or the missing plus/minus collapsey tings, or the timing of the postes, Eyel start complainin abowt black an white fotos.
*Sol enters entitlement mode*
WTF wiff the black an whyte? I dint buy a 19 onch full color flat screen monitor to be looking at the blak an whytes! Who takes blak an whyte fotos anymoah anyhow? Dats fer de artsy fartsy krowd, I wants full colors, except orinj …
*Entitlment mode orff*
Whuff, dats hard werk wehn yer nawt uset to whit
ohai, sol, can goze tu werdpress site, sine in nd daonlode a pikshur yu liekz fur enny kulur abatar. If yu sinez owt dis lil kwitly fing cumz bak but can go bak nd get it.
Hai gmawairzgreneshuz .
eyem finkin dat sol nawt meen teh abatarz but teh main pikkchewer whut am in teh monokrome.
butt yew am been berree halpful 2 enneewun hoo has trubbul wif teh doilee stylee abatarz.
an gud cheezpeepz am awlwaiz teh halpful kynd! gud 4 yew!!
We hav had menee amazinglee byootiful picchurs in teh blak an wyte. “Noir Cat”, fur wun - an teh byootiful “Glamour Cat,” hoo maed awl teh menz heer go “oooo” and “ahhhhh” - an eben “Helikat” wuz in blak an whyte. *smyols fondlee* Helikat - Teho REELEEE want a ride in Helikat!!
Entitlement.
Yes.
*donkee puts little hoofs together and says to CC: *
Oh, please, give us all what we so richly deserve.
Kafleen! {{{{kafleen}}}} Yu r feeling bedder?
*donkee closes eyes and sighs*
Mah son has been a verreh nawtee boi. Furr long long time.
Naow him school gonna hafta find annuder school to graduate
him. Cause he plaig…um, did sumfin bad for his Senior Project.
Today, he felted so bad furr him badness dat he admitted too
ebbree bad fing he dun dun in teh passt, all teh fings I NOO he
did butt he lied and sed he diddun. AND SUM STUFF I DIDDUN NOE, TOO!
I doan noe weddur to be happy or sad……
O Kafleen! I is berry berry sowwy.
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
And yu wuz so prowd uv him fur finishing hiz project.
I has a sad fur yu.
But mebbe he can fynd nudder school? Dere is a counselor yu can talks to?
He has told yu de troofs, mebbe he wants to change?
Oh kafleen!! {{{{kafleen}}}} ai ar so sorree to heer taht!! Yoo shud bee happee nao. Tehn yoo can nao start afresh knowing teh wurst!
An ai eggspeckt he haz lerned a lot frum this as well. Hard lessones lerne, purrhpas.
But he iz yung!
Ai neerlee did sumthing terribul wehn ai wuz 17 - but ai dint. Butt ai also lerned a lesson taht maed a hyoooj difference in mai laif. Teh meer thot ov waht ai awlmost did - wuz enuf!
He wants to change. He doesn’t see how bad it hurts me.
Until today.
I shared a mental image I had with him and suddenly without
warning I just lost it. I think that touched him deeply. Shortly
after that was when he confessed everything he’d ever done.
I talked to him about choosing a “Rock” and a discipline, to lean on. Because
it’s hard to dig yourself out of the mud you have wallowed in
for so long. I suggested some ideas, and he was receptive.
It’s all I know to do.
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Lotsa luv adn gud thots!
(Take care of you, too. You can’t fix it for him, just coach and tug.)
{{{ewe deed gud}}}
What am I doing wrong?????
It posts half of my comment and loses the other half, and I know I am not hitting anything that should make it post!!
…
Ennyhoo, bak to plai? I will not ask yu gicky IRL kwestyuns agin. tonite.
Hai kafleen! I shure soree 2 heer bout trubblz wif ur sonz skool. but eben n da mitts uf trubbl dere seemz 2 b sumfing gud. Lookz liek u can haz uh yooneek oppertoonitee 2 hep ur son b uh bettur son. I hoepz n praiz dat u duz ur berry bestest n fingz awl wurk owt grate.
I can haz uh lebben-yeer-owld son, uh nyn-yeer-owld dotter, n uh siks-yeer-owld son, awl uv wich I b havin trubblz wif, speshullee da lebben-yeer-owld. I hoepin I can krekt himz b4 himz gitz 2 da saym poynt as ur son.
I b praien 4 u n ur son. N da meentiem, haz sum chokklit dawnkee treetz 2 hep u feelz bettur….