kitteh dreams of 1st day of skool
gittin up 4 skool nawt sew grate akshully.
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NO! Teh Nawt Secund dai ov skool!
Dat iz da korrekt ansewer. Yu get elebenty billion cheezburgers an’ a tuna-flavur gold star.
R u shure?
Luks like kitteh is havin a happie dreem.
Wich fur me wud be teh LAST dai uv skool!
Yu forgot dat part ov da skool drools? Hueva getz elebenty billion cheezburgers furst gets a lifetime get-owt-ov-skool card.
We can celerbraet wif “Skoolz Owt” bai Alice Cooper?
SKOOLZ OWT 4 TEH SUMMR!
SKOOLZ OWT 4-EVAH!
noe moor pinsils, noe moor buks,
Noe moor teechers, derty luks
Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can’t even think of a word that rhymes
Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not go back at all
Wi dunt niid no edumacashun,
Wi dunt niid no thawp-kontrol
No dart skarpasm in da klasruun
Tesha, liiv doze kittehs alone
All in all iz just anova lol in da wall
All in all iz just anova lol in da wall
peenk floyud ef ftw hyooooooooooooooje win!!!
Anom!!
Congratz,Maus….u can has AWL deh stoogie moovies u want…..
Sumtimez a cigar is just a cigar. Nowt tu mani moovies on cigars, tho.
[raised-paw gesture becomes middle-claw gesture]
:snerk:
pik me………pik me
ai weel cleen teh blackboard…….(duz dey still use dems?)
It’s all whiteboards, where our kids go.
otay, ai weel cleen teh white board
Neh, is kiti dreemz ov bakstroek.
gettn reddy fro olmpikz!
Hey, I’m newish here, where did everybody get the cool geometrical avatar things?
I didn’t do anything for mine. I just showed up one day and there it was! I keep thinking I need to get a WordPress account to use my own avatar, but I’m too lazy to do anything about it.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-lunty/lolz
Yesh, I haz answer!
AliCat, yew haz a tye!!!
shall wii danz tew Skoolz owt foar summr?
Want sum limonade oar sum choklit milk in liddil cardbored halfpintz?
O Hai SMoM! I wud liek sum choklit milks if possibles. I haznt had dat since was much yunger.
Wen I posted, dere were no posts, but den Maus had teh nawt sekund and I thot “So close!” Hee!
Dis isn’t where it was sup… sapos… isn’t wher I pudit.
Ett iz nao. Teh weirdpress, let us show yew ett.
Yew tied for teh 9:01, can’t get mutch bedder!!
Heer iz your liddil halfpint (nawt teh Lil Hawse onta Prayrie wun) an Aye thinks wii hab enuf chocklit possums awn teh CCC taht yew mae hab sum foar tyin wif our Maus.
It duznt git mush bettar than tyin with Maus! Ai nawtices Maus gits teh nawt sekund alotta tymes, so Ai am moar than happy wit my sekund. =^_^=
{{{AliCat}}}
Teechur, teechur, Ai knowz teh ansur
Oo, oo, pick me, pick me!
Duz yu now hou tu rite lols dat get enuf votes for da frunt page? Ai niid tu lurn hou tu rite betta lols.
Sissta! Sissta!! I noes! I noes teh anser!
(Kitteh goes to Catlick skool.)
Yesh, weez sez muches teh saime fing bak iyn teh dai:
*waving hand wildly in the air* ” ‘Ster, ‘Ster, ‘Ster; Ai knoe, Ai knoe!”;
(Weez oanley thot ‘Ai knoe, Ai knoe!’ tho;
weez nawt sposed tu taulk iyn classruum wifowt ‘Ster’s purrmisshun!!!!! )
eye nawt noez teh ansur, sur!!
eye juss neadz teh litturbawx!!
ur Escuzed
*hands gibbocat largish hallpass*
Kitteh doin elegant bakstroke in teh Olimpiks in dreems…not even gettin wet.
ballerina kitteh praktises her moves in herz sleep
OOhh,OOh,OOHhh……Mr.Kotter….
♪♫♪ Welkum back ♫♪♪
♪♫yur dreemz whir yur tikkit owt ♪♪
ohai SMoM!
how duz u make all those notes?
I nos wun: & and # followed by 9835;
but u haz others… do want!!
R yew on teh Mac oar teh PC? Teh PC has teh Character Map… Yew goe tew Times New Roman and scroll doan tew almist teh bottom of teh set ob letturz. Ar jest ♪♫. If yew has teh Mac jest copy myne N pazte ett inna document sew yew can oben ett an copy/pazte az kneaded.
Ohai, smom, ai trai tu get fingz frum dere, select nd sabe, but wuznt redy tu uze nd naow dunt noze haow tu paste frum wareber dey ar. Ges ai hab tu go traiz agen. maibe rede sum ‘help”
Ohai, GWGS!!
Eff yew haz teh PC use teh werdpad and saev tew dsktop. Iz alwaez neerbai, tehn. Nawt shur wut teh simplest text editor onna Mac iz.
I haz a PC… where do I find teh karacter map?
My IT ignoarense, let me show u it!
Going to Start -> Accessories -> System tools -> Character map
O tks DK, Ai wuz orf playN showfurr….
Hai evrybodie Iz new here nice to meet you all
Welkum…..r u shur yu knowz wut ur gettin intoo ???
no knot realies but iz willing to learnz …wit help
Der iz der initiashun rites tu go thru. Yu muzt snorgle a kitteh elebenty times wile giving dem cheezburgers. Den yu hav tu sneek intu da nawt-sekkond drinks kabinut an’ spike da martoonies wiv catnip.
wellz a bit low on the gud stuff but iz haz can cheezburgers and katgrass will tat do fours now??
awl yew riilee neadz 2 du iz pawp bai teh Tybooteek 4 yur complimentry martoonie ( chawklitt ob cors!! ) and cheque awn teh pi stawl 2 git yur newbee pie, wif teh speshul wippee creem med bai teh wunnerfool leeza-b an hur traynd skwiirrulz. N E flavr yew liek.
sew doan yew let dem pull yur tayl an teez yew!!
big welkum hugz!! {{ankleCat}}
Howdy, ankleCat. Welcum to our liddle cornur ov teh intert00bs!
Quesun??? Howz yus no when new pics posteds sooo qwikly???
Iz luck…..u refwesh n dey are dere !
Dey arr on da kitteh psychic nutwork.
dere is a littul nown sied effect from the splort, called
Extra
Splorternary
Purrsepshun
Dis iz corectamundo. Eggstra Splorternary Purrsepshun iz well-dokkumented in doze whu splort, espeshulli if survd hot chokkolate wid da CCC. Der iz awlso evudince dat da CCC confurs Eggstra Splortinary Purrsepshun, allowing da splort recoveri kittehs to hav da chokkolate hot an’ ready bifor sumone splorts.
F5 an’ no boss!
Ohai cheshirepat! Fanks fur teh tip/shurt kut
np, ai’m kwite shurt!
yus must sit on refrooosh buton all dayz
**** looks around sheepishly ***
** whispurrs **
Ai iz akchually at werk,hittin refroosh wen nobudde lookin!
As manee ov us are, eeck…
Meeeees toooo but boss haz 4 catz of hers own sooooo shez cool
Nobudde reely cares annywai….az lowng az deh werk is done !
Hiya, ankleCat;
yuu wil hav a guud tiem, becuz Cheezefrends ar guud peeps,
adn dere’s a lotta funses adn luuv heer.
Soe jes njoi yuurseylfe; CheezeLand bees a rlly grate plaise!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{WELCUM ANKLECAT}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ohai ankleCat!
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Welkum to teh nysestest plaec awn teh innerwebs!
.
Wii hoeps yoo has a gud tiem heer wif us!!
you will has to kwit ur job. or mebbe boss saevs tyem an fierz you. tehn moar tiem for ichc! yay!!!
Hey lolfrends!! I has a big happee today!! The stupidvisur that usedta scold me for lukin at ICHC (an other stuff) quitted in Febluearee an sinse then we hasnt had wun — but today they axd me to be teh new super-duper-visur!! An do all teh things I like to make mah cowurkers happee and not crabby!!! An they will giv me more munnies to do it!!!!!
WOO-HOO!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!elebenty!!!
Yayyyyzzzz….nao u can let ebberybudde aht werk reed ICHC !!!!
concatumalasuns Duffy! But teh kweshun is, will u hab *mannatoree* ICHC bewin at wurk nao?!
I wil let ma IRL cowurkers du whutevur they lieks to be happee at wurk so long as teh wurk gets dun…manatee viewing may not maek tehm happy. I unnerstans teh mannatorees are wett an hav bad breff frum eatin watur-lillees all dae.
Teh rill reazon Barbarra Mantanee haz tew beg foar hym tew taek hurr… tew teh Ball.
Congrats!!!! milk is on yu ten
O noe!!
Heerz a leftober Mansized hankee… wheel git teh milk offa yew foar it spoylz.
Concatumalashuns, Duffy!!!!
Awlmoas souns liek a HaulMaurk Moobie;
Butt guud foar yuu, becuz IRL can be wunnerfull sumetiems, tuu!!!
Duffy!! Datz great news but is der a downsyde? Do you hafta toe der company line or be a gud unfluence or act managerial? If nawt, Part time! An if so den at least yew kin dew it bedder den yer predesessor. Cream rises!
I dont haff to do lots of teh stuff that she thot was nesesessessaree – liek fussin at peeps for bein wun minit laet. I can let tehm be two howers late an nobudy will care so long as tehy stay for 8 howers. Teh manijment wants sumbudy hu the staff likes an will be happee.
The main thing wus the old stoopyviser never commu – comyu – told ennybudy what wuz goin on. An I’m reel gud at comoo – cumunik – tellin peeps things.
Sort of.
Ewe wheel bii grate!!
Just a hint, though…for the first few weeks, you might want to write your memos in Standard English, as well as LOLCat, just ’til every gets the hang of the lingo (lolingo?).
Congrats on the promotion!
SRsly – sumtiems wehn Im sendin owt groop emails its hard to tipe liek — um, normul. An I bet Im not teh onlee lolfren wis dat problum!!!
Ai has dat trubbul…..ai haz to think abowt ebburyting ai write a liddul more caerfully dese dayze.
Wen Ai bees awn heer abit, Ai fink in lol, den it tayks me lawnger tew speek rite.
Iz tr00. Ai has a wurry bout mai dis heer tay shun defenze beeN haf lolspeek.
An nao Ai hath a nite gard sthew Ai lispth wen Ai r finkin. (Ai lyketh tew clench mai teef an grynd in mai thleep). Tee em jay, let sthow yew it!
{{{Aw, fikshun}}} TMJ is teh pleh.
*Happitayl Happitayl spin an prance*
*twirl an whirl ,do teh Happitayl danse!!*
Eggsellent news Duffy
Cormgratulayshuns awn yaw Taupe spot at teh werk!!!
Yew wil hav to hab teh cumpulsery ICHC viewin-fer team morale yew noe
An a hooge supply ob hawt chokklit an chokklit posums,plus a floofy blankie fer eech co-werker an a CCC awn standby.
Jest in caze!
{{{Ohai Tidmum}}}
{{{Ohai SMOM}}}
*Waves floofy paws fyuriusslee*
*waves little stick-like arm*
awwwwwwwwwww {{{{{little stick-like arm}}}}}
{{{Ohai JAMamaKitty!!}}}
*more waving of tiny stick-like appendage*
Yor killin meh! I cant remember when I last wuntid to snorgle a bug! That pik is so kyoot! Teh liddel legs. Teh liddel antenners. *sigh*
Um. *asks politelee* Duz yoo mind if I snorgles yoo? *luks embarrassed*
Az lawng az yew ar karfull. {{{gremlin}}}
Teh liddil exoskellyton, wun crak & Ai cud dezzi… desik… dry up n dye.
Ai yewz tew haev anne AMC Gremlin. Wuz uglee & body wuz fallN apart, but Ai bet teh enjine steel runz.
Why, fangz!
*reeches owt orinj paw sawftlee an tuches exoskellyton kayfullee*
{{smom}} *gentul snorgle*
I iz moar teh type uv Gremlin frum teh moovie, naymd after a beeg orinj tomkat, nao waytin at teh brij. But thatza Gremlin fur ya! Teh hart uv a lion, whether kritter or automobeel!
{{{Gremlin²}}}
WTG!!! Yew can print teh ICHC onna bullitee bored bai teh watur kyullur (and write tew us whyle ebberywun iz up reedin tehm!!)
Ooh – gud idee xcept we not have culur printur. But I emails ICHC to the peeps that wud laff at tehm.
That wud werk!!!
An maek shore teh offis radideo iz onna gud upbeet stayshun!
I will let everybuddee bring in CDs wif hedfones an play on their own ‘puters. Then everbuddee will be happee an offis will not be tu lowd.
Sii, yew ar goanna maek teh wurkurrs vry happytayle AND productib.
Gud fur yoo Duffy!! Taht is teh moast wunderful noos. an ai am shur yoo will be a super dooper sooper visor!! Ebreething ai has red taht yoo say yoo will do – iz gud.
Ai think moast peeple will werk doublee hard fur a gud soopervisor!
hai jannit.
moar sinkronissitee – yew n mii mussabin tiepin @ teh saem tiem!
spoo key!
O hai gibbocat 8)
Unless yoo are reeeleee reeeleee fast – tehn yes!! LOL!!
sinkornissitee – we haz it!! Ai am still – nawt kwite recovereded frum the FURST sinkronissitee!! Moar tahn spoo key!
sew happytayl 4 yew, duffy!! eggsalad werk am bean reewardid.
wii awl noe yew am gonna mek dat awffis hum wif happyness an fishin C!!
congradewashunz!!
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Ohai Duffy!
Concatulashuns awn yur pro- promo — bein maed soopervizor!!!
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I fink yoo will be a gud soopervizor, becuz yoo haz teh bestest innerests ov yur peeps at hart. yur rite – ifffn it duzn’t caus prollems, tehn hoo caers wehn peeps do dere werks?
.
Mebbe yoo culd start a “ICHC Break” – wehn eberybodee gits to bisit wif us!!
Fank yew verrah mush, everbodee – I is glad mah lolfrens are dansin teh happeetayle dans wis me. I fink mah cowurkers are tu, cuz sum of tehm nomnomnominated me for teh spot. An I noe teh bossoverme is teh happee cuz teh wurk will get dun!
Conga Ratz 2 U Duffy {{{Duffy}}}
Wanna B mai boss 2? Onliest gud wun Aye hadz ‘tired lats Nov…. noa iz goin thru wun ebbery 6 weakz oar sew. U soundah liek teh kinda boss whu noaz house 2 git tingz dun, wifowt teh pane….
Concatchoolayshunz, Duffy!
Concatumalashuns, Duffy!!! Guud foar yuu!!!
Ai haded soe menny rlly arful soopervysurs, adn assystint soopervysurs,
adn assystints tu teh assystints ov the mayne soopervysurs, taht’s iyts rlly wunnerfull tu sea sumewun nieyce adn wurrthee geyt prohmohtid!!
Teh cehleebrashuns wil cuntynue oaver teh Mehmoarial Dai Weakeynde,
Ai’m shure!!!!
Ohhh…..ICHC break???? Dat wurks fur me! *wanders off to ax teh boss**
Ai wud try askin nawt sekund. Den, if teh anser is “no,” yew can ax him/her.
ohai PB2k, how is Uz?
How is your counts?
ohai two_kittehs! Fanks fer askink – teh counts iz bedder tahn yestidai! I doubled the counts frum .2 to .4! Teh docs an I ar bery happitayl abowt it!
Yay!
{{{{PB2K}}}}
Mah Happitayl dun gon into oberdribe tewdai
Ai am vry happitayl foar yew tew!
{{{PB2K}}} goan strong!!
Woohoo!
Hoaps u can go hoam to yur bebbehs soon!!
Hurrah!
Jes keap awn geyttyng beddure ebberee dai!!! :smile;
dat is da gudist nooz EBBER!
Dat iz teh wunnerful newz….teh bestis fing is yu has been promotid…so yu noes what teh odder peeps wants in a sooper-dooper-vizur!! Gud Luk!
Elebenty in deed! Sum times tehy accidental-like pik teh rite purrson.
Horshack kitteh sez oooh oooh!
Kitteh bees terryfied ov nawt knoeing rite anser wen teechur cauls awn hims iyn skool;
Soe hims iys praktisyng ansering inna classruum whil hims sleaps;
Nokturnaul Edumakashun; lett meh shoew yuu iyt!!!!!
Wii no needz no edumakashun…
Wii no needz no thawt controwl..
No dark sarkasimz in da classrum…
Teecher leev doez kittehs alown…
Yes! The dark sarcasm belongs on the INTERNETS!!
*gigglol*
*hands folded primly*
We knoes no peeplz hu yooz dis dark sarkazm. Wutebber kan yu miin?
am dis dark sar chasm teh howl dat maus am awlwayz fawlin in???
dem kawlz dis: yoga nidra!!
werf a trai!!
Sum1 saiz Cheezbrgr?
1 for me, plz.
Thx.
…zzzzzz…
Her name is Suki. She lives with her owner Tim P. in Chicago. She is a naughty, lovable minx of a cat.
Ai see kitteh-pit! Wanna tikkel…
Den kitteh will wayke up & gib u deh pointy endz !!
For a minit I wuz wunderin why the cushun on teh rite was more pinkee tehn the rest of teh chayre…but it’s a NI.
Izza NI teh saym assa hyoomin laig?
we r the kittehs that say NI?
>^..^<
an da kitteh dreemz uv awl rite ansurz. AN uv passin da speelink ex..ucks…eh…test.
do kittehs dreem ov eletrik sheeps?
Onlee if dey be eletrik kittehz, ai finks.
Blayde ob catnip runner!
elektrik meez.
but nawt da blad runeer kin.
Tenzing Norgay’s kitteh’s grayt grand-kitten dreemz uv climbin Everest – wifout ropes!
waow…ebberytin’ moar or les ‘normul’ heer on ICHC, den:!!!LEF’ FEELD KOMMENTZ!!!
tanks gremlin…ai’m awaik nao…
where i live itz nawt even tha end of the skool yeer yet oh well end of skool happen sumday. anyways that made me laff ~nya
Hoap kittehs dreamz r gud. Heer in Jorja a lot ob 6th n 7th grayd hoomins nawt so lukee. Teh crct tests dey tuk b so tuffnhard dat manee faylded. Teh stayt ob Jorja gonna say DONOTWANT tu test reezults. It b dere fawlt 4 maykn teh skool yeer hardr…teh tests b upgraydeded b4 teh stuff hoomins is sposda lurn wuz upgraydeded.
Sinc leenks b awl funneh heer du a surch 4 “Georgia CRCT test results” n Google Nooz n u can has moar info.
Teh no chylds left beehynd is nawt sew gud axsually.
I yam agreeing wif you sweetmotherofmars. I yam thinking dat lotsa chylds iz been left beehynd bekauz of dis bas lejoosla…leadjaslash..not so gud law thing. DONOTWANT.
Sayme heer! It gibs mii a sad.
Dat’z sew wen teh teechin katshes upp wif teh tess, teh teecherz luks REELY gud! Gare-un-teed sucksess!
Kazmatic Kitten prayzes ceiling Cat!
Nashunal Boshialist Kitteh VonRibbondrop dreems ov wurld dominashun, thinks, “Heil Kitler!”
Ai noez teh anser! Wen ai waek up, ai will tellz u it.
Are you sure this kitteh isn’t goose-stepping in his dreams?
It’s a tabby, not a kitler…
dats whie he’s Heilin – kitler is on a biiiiiiiiiiiiig stage awaaaaaaaaaay off. Luks liek a flie on teh seeling.
Owait – taht is a flie on teh seeling. Sorree.
And what do you do when you see a fly on the ceiling? You swat it, of course.
dis kitteh nawt kitler
i r jooish
i kanz sense a kitler kat
At mai houz, we call teh eckspozd eksess undur arm floof of a kitteh ‘flying skwerrl flaps’.
Wyde awaykzz strrrretcheez
arz nyse, but dreemee strrrrrretcheez
beez so mutch bettah!
Hewminz mawrvill atz
Kitteh’z flooidz grayss. Eeben
moar wen Kitteh sleepz
Iz kitteh reecheeng
4 a butturrfly, oarz juss
putteeng awn a sho?
Eeburr wayz, Kitteh
will beez hungree and wanteeng
nommee gushee fud
Jack.
Thanx Jack.
Such a cosy lukkin kitteh wakin fer hims din dins
haiku lolpik
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1189187
I don’t often give 5 burgers on the “Vote!” page, but I did this time. MetaLOL.
me 2. Sumhow, this iz zackly how I majin Jack!
Mii free. WTG, jamama!!!
Lublee, Jack.
Is dis a kitteh dreemin uv bein a butterfly?
Or a butterfly dreemin uv bein a kitteh?
Awwwwwn
Kitler!
Awww. Dis looks jus liek a kitteh who used to own me. I miss dat big galoot!
OH NOES!!
nitemaere beginz wif BAYSMINT CAT as teecheur