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Don’t you wonder which one is inSIDE the fence?

mebbeh dey part of witnes relocashun progrum.

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  1. I take off fence at this!

  2. Kenpunky Fried Chikken: ur doin it rite!

  3. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    Nopes. I wuzn’t wundering, acksully.

  4. Missy says:

    Brudder frum anudder mudder?

  5. cweenmj says:

    Cock-a-doodle-don’t!

  6. teho says:

    ICHC, KFC. KFC, ICHC.

  7. Chikken sez: mohawk better than chikkenhawk.

  8. Chessie says:

    Joke:

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

    “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

    • kitkay says:

      Snert, snort, rofflewaffel barbeque!!!
      I spewed gin otta my noes, and I knot even bee drinkin’. Nebber eben taysted gin, akshually!
      ware is chessiedad? wii neads hymn hear.

    • Geekypyro says:

      ROFLMAO dat jus too funee. buh, ifn dad had luvin wif da pea-hen…dat would make de kid a punkychikn…or iz dat a new danz?

    • Aliz says:

      haha, read a similar one when looking for punk jokes. they said “parrot” though, and added that the kid had feathers instead of earrings.

  9. Chessie says:

    can’t get my joke to post. Oh well.

  10. Skittercat says:

    I only wunder which one iz smartest.

  11. CheshireKittehKat says:

    LolRooster bees awffendid becuz hims wuz forceded tu luuk at teh rlly stranj hyoomin hoo wuz awn dysplai behine teh chiknwyre;

    Becuz hims sensybyliteez beez soe advirselee affektd,
    sez hims wil nebber ebber coem bak tu tihs zuu agin;

    Hims awlsoe wunts admyshun munnies bak,
    adn furdder cumpensayshun ov a free craked-corm caike!!!!!!

  12. sugarfish says:

    seppurated at birth– by syklone fence.

  13. RootBeer says:

    Awesomeness…..I wanna see what’s next!!

  14. iris says:

    chessie dat iz sik.sik. sik. sik. i dunt think iz fence. i think iz mirrur

  15. minnitheminx says:

    this should go on teh look alike page


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