
Don’t you wonder which one is inSIDE the fence?
mebbeh dey part of witnes relocashun progrum.
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Don’t you wonder which one is inSIDE the fence?
mebbeh dey part of witnes relocashun progrum.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: accordionaut
I take off fence at this!
rooster sez dis mirrir nawt wurkin rite!!
Dis b deh majic reappeering lolrooster.
Kenpunky Fried Chikken: ur doin it rite!
RTW, LCB! an concarshoelaces on nawt furst. Whut yu lyke fur drinkie n dancin?
Doan yoo meen nawt-SECUND?
Duh..mii inabuluty to think…let mii sho u dat too!
FTW sheesh my inabilty two type let mi sho u
Well, I was not-second also.
AND a nawt-Teho!!
Thx. Donut tell teh chikken, but I hads fryed chikken 4 dinners. There is little soul fud place nearby and I got carryout. They donut cooks until u order so it takes a while but is very much worth it. Still has drumstick left (minus one bite). My full tummy, let me show u it.
But perhaps some eggnog? And mabye we cans slam dance?
Hai lolcatburglar! Hooray fur yoo way up tehre in teh rafters!!
Eggnog sounds . . .chikken sootable! But waht iz a slam dans? Ai will joyne yoo if yoo show mee hao to doo it! Doo we need to be waring ar green floofee nikerz?
Rafters?
*gulp*
OMCC!!! WHAT did ai SAY???? WAI did ai SAY taht!!
Um, halp?
bloohohoho slemdunz!
luks laik anudder Great Rescue mai be immin..inim… gonna happen soon
callz teh firemens wif a ladder tihs tyme?
Um, this is pure speculation on mah part, but I’m gonna guess that they is all tired for some reason and won’t be able to respond.
Nopes. I wuzn’t wundering, acksully.
FTW!
O hai, KittehHero Nedz! Ai wuz gonna say taht!! Ai WILL say it!
DchDTc – FTW!!!!
Wii b pritty shur deh 1 on deh rite b inside deh fense. He haz deh luk uv deh domestikated beast about him. Notiss deh dull eyze adn seh stoopee luk on deh fais.
Brudder frum anudder mudder?
Cock-a-doodle-don’t!
ICHC, KFC. KFC, ICHC.
Chikken sez: mohawk better than chikkenhawk.
Joke:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
“Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Snert, snort, rofflewaffel barbeque!!!
I spewed gin otta my noes, and I knot even bee drinkin’. Nebber eben taysted gin, akshually!
ware is chessiedad? wii neads hymn hear.
ROFLMAO dat jus too funee. buh, ifn dad had luvin wif da pea-hen…dat would make de kid a punkychikn…or iz dat a new danz?
haha, read a similar one when looking for punk jokes. they said “parrot” though, and added that the kid had feathers instead of earrings.
can’t get my joke to post. Oh well.
I only wunder which one iz smartest.
maybe burd-brayn knot sew badd, akshually.
LolRooster bees awffendid becuz hims wuz forceded tu luuk at teh rlly stranj hyoomin hoo wuz awn dysplai behine teh chiknwyre;
Becuz hims sensybyliteez beez soe advirselee affektd,
sez hims wil nebber ebber coem bak tu tihs zuu agin;
Hims awlsoe wunts admyshun munnies bak,
adn furdder cumpensayshun ov a free craked-corm caike!!!!!!
seppurated at birth– by syklone fence.
Awesomeness…..I wanna see what’s next!!
chessie dat iz sik.sik. sik. sik. i dunt think iz fence. i think iz mirrur
this should go on teh look alike page