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hello eberybuddy
we has a nanoucnement. Yew has all herd about d’Beaker Laboratories, and teh heroic efforts of our stalwart staff member Igor. Well, we here are bursting wif pride that Igor is starring in a new, about to be released documentary film about d’Beaker Laboratories. Here’s the link to teh preview. Yew saw it nawt-second right here on ICHC.
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http://www.apple.com/trailers/weinstein/igor/large.html
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w00t!!
Igor wud have a commint, but he’s already wundering wut to wear on teh red carpet at the premeer. He sez that all teh chezpeeps are inviteded.
ummm dat little critter in the pic hazn’t seen it haz he? looks like he might be gibbon it teh razzie!
ai thinks he cud have a role in it …
i didnt kno Igor wuz so kyoot! Brainz n looks; FTW!
But Kayjoy!! Waht ar yoo saying?? Awl sighantists ar kyoot an haz brainz n looks!! It iz, ai thot, a well known fakt!
it must B teh xtry brainz Igor keeps in teh bell jars- all moist n pulsating-like
Ub corse! just luk at me!
Wai 10Q, JCH4K!!
*giggles wildly*
Teh movee lurks gud, Eddie Izzard AND teh John Cleese? Ai’m reddy!!
oh, sry ware aer my mannerz: Congratulashunz!
ai think LCB maybe tuk them outside to see wut they looked like in the light? but, thank yew
wow PdB, cuds u get Igor to giv me an otto-graff?
I wud treshur it forebbur.
boviously, we needz sum appropriyut myusic to sillybrate?
i new dis wood hapn. if i dint post teh otter won, dis won nebber wooda showed up.
yesh, it is my fawlt- i’m outta praktice & fergotted to trim the h t t p prefix.
appropriyat music is neededed to sillybrate, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o
snert — lubs that vidyeeo
tis the most rekwested video in teh Medea Sekshun in teh Liberry.
sum peeps thinks it is teh official anthem of d’Beaker Laboratories. and dey cud be rite.
seemz like teh onlee logikal choyze.
Emminintlee logikal.
Whutabout “Teh Monster Mash”?
Igor’s in it and everything.
Soe gladd tu sea taht Igor haz hitted teh byg tiem;
Guud foar hims; heez wurked a lauuung tiem inna baysemint of
d’Beaker Labs: hims deseerbs iyt!!!!!
O hai Philippe!! Waht wunderful noos! Yoo must bee so prowd ov him, az ar wee awl.
ai’ll bet cSmall wud bee happee to desine sumething VERREE speshul fur him to ware!
An yoo cud hold teh autograf sighning in teh MOS laiberree! Fur teh entertainment, zauberflote and Mary O cud doo sum dooetts, alto singer an Lovecharliecat (sp) cucud sing, lcb cud do a comedee sketch – o mai gudness – suddenlee ai am putting awn a varietee show!!
ai will doo a rethink!!!
**rushes up breffless to be furst in line fur igor-graffs**
That sownds awesum Janet, do u haz enny room fur an animal act??
plz remember 2 invite Riffraff..
hay, waitjustadogoneminnit-
i not so fond ob bein volunteeredfer the variety showz cuz
i haz otter planz: i has dibz on Igor- i awreddy axed if i could be his date.
Igor is alreddy taken??
I has a sad.
**wanders awai borken harted**
taht is teh awesomz
Shuld we be braking owt teh whiskies to sillybrate Igor’s grate sukkess???
John Cleese! It’ll be wunnerful!! Tank yu TTi fur alla grate folkses!
Nyaaaah, nyaaaah!
*continues pattern wif appogiatura to descending minor 3rd*
♫….nyah nyah nyaaaaaaaah! ♫
yew needz teh opposobull thums to stik in eerz and wagguls the fingurs to do dis manoover properly.
i’m honured. i just aspire to nerdum.
Appogiatura oar arpeggio? duz ennywun memember teh purrfyoom Arpege? (Oh, look! A chicken!)
*snerk*
promise her anything, but give her Arpege??? Gawsh, I am so old!
Hunnee, iffn hee promissed mee a cruise vacation, an gabe mee Arpege
insted, derud bee a hoof mark on him hed.
Juss sayin.
An yoo wood bee rite, tew!!!
(Altodiva, is taht *you*slitelee renommed from teh POL??)
POL??
yew haz acheeeeeeeved grateness!!
jamamakitty’s 2 centses wurfff
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1143794
haz innywun seen mai abatar, it is mia!!
come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
there u is jamamakitty!
I haz been wundering, how did u come up wif yr name and abatar?
hey yew………. mai name in IRL is Jeanne Ann & teh mamakitty is mai 18 year old sweetie pie…… ai has had dis graphic in mai stash 4 long time and it werked jus perfect here!!
Naah, nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah, nah nah nah nah nah naah. *drumz* Do, do, do do, do, do, do do, do. Naah, nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah Katamari Damaci!
Ai will knowz it wehn ai tastez it
dis kyootie-pye iz looking to nom sum votin cheezburgers, but *sniff* dere’s none heer foar himz! oh, noes!!! will he starf? iz dis gud plase to habs da pitty-shon foar da reeturn ob da votin chzbrgrs?
plz to gifs back da votin chzbrgrs nao? (da @@@@@ is nawt deelishious or newtrishious!!)
pleeeeeez? preetty-pleeeeeez wifs da naminal-stile cheezy sawse on tops?
*Pssst*
reed deh commint frum cheezburger at 10am on LOLcat IRL.
Him sez tehy still werking on it.
Crap!! fergot to turn deh boldingz off. *sigh*
an weeeeeee haz teh mos deligits so tey shud lissen!!
ooooooo! crossin mai fingies and toesies and eberyfing i can corss foar da luks!
Psst… I weel comez back whin tehy ficks it! I been readin, jus nawt commintin.
Dat’s da Funnyest lukkin kitteh ai ebber seen!
lolhog dreamz of flavr countree
I love the taste of velour in the morning
Dere iz a raynbeau of flavr owt dere. Sum of dem r teh pleh.
an sumbuddee desided that awl teh flavers shood bekum jelleebeens, an tehn, to make life even moar pleh tasteeng- tehy mixed awl the flavers together.
8-o taht meens dat a) teh jelleebeenfaktree hyres littel boize as tehyre flaver cunsultantz or b) dey is ayeleeeens tryin to taek over teh whirled!
S’okay, yur yoost larnin 2 be a wizerd.
Mai tong, let mi show u it.
Sonick teh lolhedge is go to Sonic for teh cheezburger
That little critter must be a Michael Jordan fan. (Now that I think about it, who isn’t?)
Awww!! Teenytiny Bebbeh Bushpig
*splort*
Klunk……
Oh,noes……ai halps u,tidmum!!!
*** runz ober ***
***sweppee,sweepee,sweepee ***
** stuftz deh brainz back inz **
** duck taype,duck taype**
Dere….bettur ??
oh noes! awlmos forgitted da choklit an da sawft blankee!
heer eeck, we tuks tidmum in togefer
***tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk***
hmmm… tidmum’s hans are tuked in too tight foar eetin da choklit, i guess dat meens dat we hafs ta eet it. ***sigh*** weel, ifs we must…
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM… *burp!*
Yesh…ai sorree ai forgotted deh mos iymportunt tings !!!
Ai iz styll noo aht dis !!
** taykes chokklit….nommmm **
yoo noes, i’m shur we forgetted somfings… we shud habs moar choklit until wee bemember awl da propper steps!
breaks off anover piece ob choklit foar eeckthecat
nomnomnomnomnom…
Tanx,m99….ai beliebe ai wyl hab sommore..
nommmmm,nommmmm
O,sorree,tidmum…..we haz eated awl deh chokklit !!!
Tidmum! No! I iz not CCC traynd! Sumwun, HALP!
I gives it a shot.
*scoopy scoopy scoopy* (wit speshul purple icy creem scoop)
*ffflsplowt*
Ok, braynz back in now fur ducky tayp,
*luks arownd*
I haz no ducky tayp, wii uses plastik rap
*fft fft fft* Oh, no, not on de fays *tff tff tff*
*fft fft fft*
And a nice softee blankee dat haz de prittimaus pinks petunys onnit.
Heer, haz hawt fudge sundae.
Phew!!!
Fanx yoo guise
Yoo puuted me bak togedder berree well. I was skeered noe boddee wud fyne me
Fanx fer teh hawt fudge sundae MelONyx…..eeckthecat an minerva99 appeer to
have a cokklit shortidge
Gud fing yew gibbed me sum shuggary stuff.I cud ov beed in a coma!!!
Aktchooly…..ai tinx ai has a chokklit obberage right nao
** burp **
Scuze me !
**groaning and holding tummy**
oh, i eeted too much choklit… no moar!… not eben a sundae cud fits in mai tummy nao…
mebbe wun of doze dollur sundaez? Dey jus little. Heer, tryz it. *shaerz*
Ize been waitin for teh first snoeflaek sinse Novemburr.
Yu think mebbe I have bettur luck if I go owtside?
Not in owr howse.
Taht last wurm I aet is still wiggulin. *pleh*
Dis is for teh smarty taht jus tried to putt-putt a golufball into ma home.
*pfthphthpthththpthththtphth*
Dat porkewpin iz awn teh epic serch 4 teh lost flavr! Ned wip qwic!
CHEEZFRENS!! I has a big happee today! wun of my guinea pigs Miranda has gibben burth tew 5 bootimus babba ginee’s!!
they are berry teeny tiny but are lubabble. Infact, ai’s gunna go snorgle dems nao!! gentlee of course!
Yay! wotcha gonna name dem?
(frenlee advice- don’t taek dem to Peru, ‘kay?)
…oar dey may callz dem “Al Muerzo” o “Cena Tapas”
Si, muy sabroso.
Mayhap teh kitteh wud suggest “Delicioso”.
Pienses?
Dee Lizzy Oso? sí.
Dats wutt I heer.
I wuddun noe.
*wissulls innocentlee*
Sabroso. Muy sabroso. Onlee me no eet ginny pig. Too hi on cyootnis scale
i onse was fostur-mum foar mai ex-roomate’s python an had to maek shur dat she eeted. i usta get leetle mowsies and keeps dem for a while until it was tiem for ‘the sacrifice’. i givded dem names – “stroganoff”, “cacciatore”, “lasagna” an suchliek.
she din’t eet stroganoff or bourguignon an dey lifded wif me foar almos two yeers after da python went back to her irl-mom.
didja ebber feed da snayk enny meeces wif vejabul naymz liek “brokli” or “kerritz”? Dat wood b funnee! Den win u givded da python bak, u cood say she ayt awl her vejabulz….
Wii disgust tihs a whayle bak. Wuz teh “Well, Come Home!” partee axually.
Wii nawt taek snoglee pinnygig babeez tew tew soufmerica!
Jimmba, lub on teh liddil wunz foar mii. Mai guppeez ar nawt sew cuddlee axuallee.
Concatumalashuns 2 Miranda! Haz much fun wit de liddel ginees!
Happees!! Lolpigs are amung teh few pokkit-pets that are kyoot when new (an not luk like wiggly pink lima-beens)! How lurvely to have five newbees! If yull tell uss whut culurs tehy are we cud help yu naem them?
concats, Jimmba! Yoo iz prowd papa, I’z shur!!
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enjoi teh new snorgly bebehs!!!
Congratumalashuns, Jimmba! Awn tihs veree happee event!!
Ar yuu gunna passes aowt chokamalit seegars oar wut????
Weez wil cellebraiyte wif yuu, becuz yuu ar teh happee pinny gig Godfather!!!!
Gibb tehm a snorgle frum us az wel! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
fankoo CKK!! pi an bebrijes and tastee treets for ebreewun!! dig in, ai’ll keep cewkin!!
Oooh! Ittehbitteh pinny gigs!
Mai pinnies, Ed an Axel, sai:
OooeeeooeeOOOOEEEEooeeeEEEoooOOOEeeOOeeooEEEoooEEoOOOOEe
An: Cccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Tehy is happi pigs an lyk banananannananananas
Ohai, Ac , ai se Mary iz trai tu cawn yu tu hep hur wfi mes haus. Wut she tawkz abowt? Cud nawt get az dirty wen wuz awai az mein wen aim heer awla tiem maiking moar mes.
i fink my huzban had teh partees wile i wuz gone.
Nd hoo iz da prwd papaw? iz gibbing sigarz?
ai fink lil charlee might not lyke sigars … ai’ll partake tho!!
Yay! 5 Pinny Giglets! Good furr u!
AWWWWWWW! Cyoot cyoot hedgie, and cyoot cyoot ginny-bebehs! TOO MUCH CYOOTNES! AHHHH SPLORT!
aaaaaack! oh, noes! heer i comz to da resku wifs da CCC!
firs, i uses da speshul, pattinted vac-u-brane to skoops up awl da branes bak into yer head
**vvvvv…scholp!…vvvvvvvvvvv…scholp!** (wow! dere’s lotses and lotses obs da branes heer – dis was a fiav-alarm splort!)
okay, nao emptee da cup back in da heds an pat into plase *scooop…scooop…pat…pat…pat…pat*
an putz oan da noo hedcovr… i habs a nise perple bafing cap wifs da yello dazies… **shnaaap!** an i tapes it oan reeeely gud! **ffffffft… ffffffffffftt!*
dere! yoore gud az noo!! nao sit an rest wifs a nise snorgly blankee and sum luflie hawt fudgie sundae frum MelONyx!
Oh, fank you, Minerva! Ai feelz bedder soon.
oh, jimmba! concatulashuns on bein a step-ginee-parent! leetle rodentie babies are sooooooo kyoot!! dey looks so pink an tinee dat its sooooo haard not to snorgle dem to peeces!
Congratz, Jimmba! I’m afraed we mus has pickshurs…
POINTY WIN
teh flaburr has a point.
or duz teh point hav a flavr?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=838123
my hart..it r ’sploded becaus of teh kewt.
Woo! Hunded on comentr!
I wub teh widdl hoggidy
Heez coot!
tihs air
it has a flavr
i must be in l.a.