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Hmmm…the zebra looks good, but it’s sooooo fattening… …maybe I’ll try the gazelle today…

hao abowt sum soup?

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Monday, May 19th, 2008 at 10:30 pm.

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  1. eeckthecat says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:31 am

    Duz deh hab zebra leen cuizeen ??

    Reply
  2. Ambercat says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Ooh, or a fricasee ob jungul fowul!

    Reply
  3. Maus says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:33 am

    I’ll has teh gazelle wif a syde of zeeba, and sum heffalumps salad, and…

    Reply
    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:
      May 20, 2008 at 10:51 am

      Ohai, Maus, yu leik da hefallump stoo? ai hab respe.
      Wil aslo sai heer fur benfit ub awl, dis kiend um lion, pyuma, catamouont, iz maid in Merka so owly finez da afrika prey ina zoo. Ina hilz nawt berry far frum heer, wair peepluls hab bilt hawse dese aminalz etes dawgz nd catzez. Iz nawt dere fawlt peepulz cum tu dere plaice.

      Reply
  4. kittehlurve says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:33 am

    mista devill iz reddy furr mai clowssup.

    (great pic!)

    Reply
  5. Patrick says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:33 am

    I fink I wil leev teh zeeba 4 teh croks…

    Reply
  6. leeza-b says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:34 am

    stripes are alwais makin u luk fat.

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  7. snippet says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:34 am

    Um… dass a pooma. Wudn’t no wut a zeeba WUZ.

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  8. Dani says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Stoopid capshun!! Its a Puma/ cugar! They doan eet zebraz or gazelles!

    Reply
  9. Ambercat says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Okay, Ai’ll has teh:
    Annylope, no wayt teh
    Bysun, no wayt teh
    Cheedah, no wayt teh
    D…

    Reply
  10. joools says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:36 am

    dat’s a koogar, nawtalion, silly lolkattz! koogarz eat deerses.

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  11. rhsb says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Dis kitteh can has whatebber he wantz, cuz ai no wanna maek him angree.

    Reply
  12. jmuhj says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:41 am

    Ai thimk ai’ll hav teh pronghorn antiiloap. Wiv a said uv saij.

    Reply
  13. lolcatburglar says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:41 am

    “I’ll has what she’s hazzing, including her.”

    Reply
  14. Tribble says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:55 am

    Duz u want fryes wit dat?

    Reply
  15. Lupine says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Dat MOUNTIN lion. No eet zeebra. Or antaloep.

    Reply
    • gremlin says:
      May 20, 2008 at 10:01 am

      Aw, dat mountin lion don gid owt much!

      We tayks up a kollekshun an buys heem a playn tikket to Afrikka?

      Mayk teh chex payable to:

      Gremlin’s Fowndayshun Fur Innernashunal Travel Uv Speeshees Hoo Duzzint Gid Owt Much (GFFITUSHDGOM, fur short).

      Kthx!

      Reply
      • leeza-b says:
        May 20, 2008 at 10:05 am

        is that tacks deducktable?

        Reply
        • gremlin says:
          May 20, 2008 at 10:10 am

          Yessum! An teh furst four collars gitz a free capybara, fur gud mezhur!

          Reply
          • leeza-b says:
            May 20, 2008 at 10:23 am

            oh, sownds grate, but I is full up on capybaras rite now!
            Do u has any lemurz?

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            • gremlin says:
              May 20, 2008 at 10:43 am

              *cheks inventory* Um, noes. Sawree. Fresh owt uv lemurs. How bowt a tapir insted?

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              • leeza-b says:
                May 20, 2008 at 10:46 am

                hokay!
                as lawng as it haz has itz shots. And comes wif some Pyoorina tapir chow.

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                • gremlin says:
                  May 20, 2008 at 10:56 am

                  Yes, this tapir lieks to cawl teh shots! Teh Pyoorina tapir chow yoo hasta speshul order throo teh Innernets. We ships them smawl, to sayv munnies. So yoo needs teh speschul beh-beh tapir chow, with extree nootrishuns.

                  I throws in sum tapir treets, just fur gud meshur!

                  Reply
                  • tidmum says:
                    May 20, 2008 at 11:02 am

                    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
                    Bebbeh Tapirs *Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
                    DO WANT!!!!!!!!!
                    . *Tidmum rushes in an steels teh Sweet bebbeh tapir away frum teh cheezpeeps*
                    There there yoo sweel liddle bebbeh.I tayke yoo hoam wif me.No LoLions in mah gardin.Jess fatty Hazel n she be too lazee tew ketch yoo. I haz a mud wallo an ebreefing. Awwww.Donut wurry Anty Tidmum will look after yoo.

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                    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:
                      May 20, 2008 at 11:50 am

                      Nawt ownlee ar yu smart but yu ar a gud muvvur tu awl da smal crechurz. {{{{{Tidmum}}}}}

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                      • leeza-b says:
                        May 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm

                        *sad*
                        I wuds have takn verry gud cares uv my noo tapir.
                        *sniff*
                        I guess I iz bizzy enuf wif teh skwirrlz, tho.
                        *sigh*

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                        • gremlin says:
                          May 21, 2008 at 2:26 am

                          *cheks teh back storij room, heerz a playntiv sownd*

                          Hmm! *skritches hed* It luks liek we has WUN tinee liddel tapir left heer. Wunder hao I missed that wun?

                          leeza-b, yoo is teh lukky winner uv teh verreh last tapir. I sendz heem to yoo, speschul delivvery. Wif tapir chow, teh beh-beh kind, extry nootrishun.

                          *pats tapir on hed, tikkels behind hims eers* Ther ya go, liddel fella.
                          Plz to be sendin meh a postkard an teh okayshunal Crismus kard, kthxbai!

      • Spring says:
        May 20, 2008 at 10:29 am

        Is “Gremlin” won ob dose speeshees dat duzzint gid owt much adn dare4 getses to travel on de contribushuns??

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      • CheshireKittehKat says:
        May 20, 2008 at 11:00 am

        GFFITUSHDGOM; Guud Greef, taht wud incluude meh, foar shure!!!!!

        (Butt Ai doan wanna eetez enny xotik wyldlief; jes wanna tuna sammidge!!)

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        • gremlin says:
          May 21, 2008 at 2:19 am

          OK then. Ayll chek teh boks on teh form – no need fur free wyldliefs. Plz2keepthemyorself, kthx. *check*

          Oh, an heerz yor toona sammidge! *handz CKK a sammidge, sniffs it jelluslee befoar handing it over*

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    • CottlestonPie says:
      May 20, 2008 at 11:37 am

      There’s a story today in the local Denver papers about a mountain lion that they had to tranquilize and relocate for the second time because they caught him snoozing on someone’s porch. :) (Not sure if it was the *same* neighbor both times…)

      Reply
      • gremlin says:
        May 21, 2008 at 5:29 am

        Pore kitteh. Givs new meening to “snoozing with teh enemy.” Watch fur it on yor lo-kal cineplex.

        Hoo new that napping withowt a lie-since wuz an offenz punishable by teh law?

        Reply
  16. two_kittehs says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Big kitteh ponders the meaning of life
    to kill or not to kill that is the queshun

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  17. The Crapture says:
    May 20, 2008 at 10:00 am

    “On second thought, make it a wildebeest, extra rare, with a side of wild greens, and some of your freshest creek water, and while we wait, can we get the rodent-du-jour appetizer platter?”

    Reply
  18. Clay Dowling says:
    May 20, 2008 at 10:01 am

    It’s just a very well-traveled puma.

    Reply
  19. rhsb says:
    May 20, 2008 at 10:02 am

    Watebber him eets, ai volinteer LCB to kleen his lidderbockz! :-)

    Reply
  20. rhsb says:
    May 20, 2008 at 10:09 am

    Doan powt, LCB. Ai’z jes teezin…

    Reply
  21. gremlin says:
    May 20, 2008 at 10:09 am

    Hmm. On teh Wayt Wachurs plan, hao menneh poynts is that zebra wurth?

    Oh wayt, on Jenny Creg, it sez heyr I kin loose 20 pownce fur 20 dollers. Hmm. Itza tossup!

    So menneh fudz, so liddel tiem!

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  22. Miroku says:
    May 20, 2008 at 10:21 am

    Looks like a mountain lion.

    No Zebra, or gazelle, just hoomin, and dear.

    Reply
  23. Duffy says:
    May 20, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Akshullee, I finks if you offer this kitteh a zeeba, wildeebeast, anterloap, piggie,
    horsedeercowgoggiebuffalokittehhippobeeverfocksmunkierakuunecapybaraostritchwarthogllchikkinlamaelefuntcamelpenguindinorsoarbunnyhyeniibeckskangarooalpackamoosevicuna
    or ennything elts that didn’t run fast enuf to get away, this kitteh wud eat it with relish.
    Or mayonayse, possiblee.

    Reply
  24. OINK says:
    May 20, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Wrong continent dudes — the mountain lion (Puma) is a native of the Americas.
    Zebras & gazelles — Africa.

    Reply
  25. CheshireKittehKat says:
    May 20, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Hmmmmm, Ai rlly hayte tu rayne awn enneeboddee’s payraide, butt Ai fink taht tihs jes mite bees teh Penn State Nittany Lion maskott;

    Iyf, iyn fakt, tihs bees teh mountian lyon frum tihs Penensybaniah Unibersitee,
    wel, hims iys jes onna foto shute foar PA fuutebawl puhblycitee; Joe Paterno haz sended hims aowt awn assinemint foar a foto op…..(lyon bees wel payd, ov corse)

    Hims bees luukyng rlly boarded adn tyrerd ov awl teh fotograffer fusses;
    jes wunts tu goe hoem tu PA!!!!!!! (SEZ: NOE MOAR PIKSHURES!!!!!) :mad:

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    • gremlin says:
      May 21, 2008 at 10:36 am

      CKK, I thinks yoo has gessed rite! Yoo sends this kitteh rite on bak hoam to us in central PA!

      I will snorgle heem an cawl heem Georg! :-)

      Reply
  26. kmd says:
    May 20, 2008 at 11:42 am

    HAH! Or maybe they will have *you*.

    Reply
  27. Nate Nead says:
    May 20, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    I’d have the gazelle….

    Reply
  28. Soyala says:
    May 20, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Theez nawt lyin, theez iz coogar.

    Reply
  29. Yarrmanda says:
    May 20, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    I’m not going to pretend I can read a word of that overdone Lolspeak, but that’s a cougar. Mountain Lion. Puma. Native to places like Oklahoma. It’s never even seen a zebra. Just saying.

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    • Duffy says:
      May 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm

      IF you even skimmed quickly down the column, you might have noticed that at least six other people made this observation before you, and not all in lolspeak. The caption of the picture is something called a “joke” and those of us who respond in lolspeak do so in a similar spirit called “humor.” If you’d like to try that sometime, we’d be delighted to share with you.
      Oh, and sounding words out often helps people with difficulty reading.
      Just saying.

      Reply
    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      May 20, 2008 at 3:08 pm

      Oh, Yarrmanda. Yoo ar heer in ar hoam! Wai wud yoo say such a thing? Shoorlee these ar nawt teh mannerz taht yoo must hav lerned frum yur mama!

      Yoo may tell us, if yoo reelee think we do nawt knoe it awlreddee, about teh lion. But pleez to remembur taht we ar just teh comminterz. Teh Grate Burgers in teh Skye put up teh pikchure – an wee just play wif it. No moar, no less! ;)
      .
      But – doo nawt mistake – as menee doo – hoo we ar. There ar – rite heer awn this page, published authorz, universitee purrfessors, hailee successful peeple in mennee odder feelds. An moast ar geniuses – it’s troo – oar vereee neer – becuz yoo can’t play heer successfulllee if yoo ar nawt.
      .
      If ai may be so bold as to say it – ai maiself ar wun – an eben ai sumtiems can’t keep up! Air wuz also considereded wun ov teh best in teh whirrled in mai own purrrfession – so – pleez trai to think next tiem befoar yoo speek. ‘Tis awlmost awlways teh wyzer path! :-)

      Reply
  30. Daphne Moss says:
    May 20, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    I trys to speak LOL speak and iz berrry long to read doz long posts…
    Just sayin…
    No need to be mean to dem who come here cuz dey lofs da fuzzies … but doan wanna spend 5 minutes reading posts…
    Peeps sez we be nice to all, but peeps who doan talk “furst language of innertubes gets called names…”

    Not nice. Not useful. Please stop.

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    • The Crapture says:
      May 20, 2008 at 3:48 pm

      it’s not that we berate anyone for not doing lolspeak, read a little closer.

      she came in COMPLAINING about lolspeak and lecturing us in spite of the fact that others had already told us (not in lolspeak) something we may have already known, but did not think was terribly relevant that this is a puma and not a lion.

      so if people come in here with a crappy, condescending attitude, then an equally crappy condescending attitude with a big, heaping side of sarcasm is what they will most likely get in return

      as often as not, people get what they give

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      • The Crapture says:
        May 20, 2008 at 4:02 pm

        and, oh yeah… BINGLOL!

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      • Duffy says:
        May 20, 2008 at 4:59 pm

        I sed verree politely that if teh Yarrmanda wanted to try hyoomur, we wud be delited to share. And also taht sownding wurds owt helps wis teh reeding.
        Wich is MOST troo wif lolspeek. I wud nevur be rood to sumwun who chose to tawk in IRL langwijes if they were being nise.
        Howevur, I wus thinking dat ennywun hoo was sneering frum teh get-go was not thinkin abowt teh joak, but abowt bein smart. An ther ar lots of veeeeeree smart peeps among teh lolfrends so its not good to sho off. Becuz showin off is only a short step frum showin yr shortcumings. So bak to rool wun: Play nise or go hoam.

        Reply
  31. Kohaku says:
    May 20, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    that iz aksually a mountan lyon guize

    maybe she shud try da biker speshul insted

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  32. Jenny says:
    May 20, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    This is kinda funny but sadly it’s not a lion but a cougar so it’s not really that funny.

    Reply
    • The Crapture says:
      May 20, 2008 at 4:00 pm

      That was almost kind of clever of you, but sadly it was more boring and annoying than anything else, so….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

      somebody wake me when these trolls fall under a bus, plz?

      Reply
  33. Ira Steiner says:
    May 20, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Yarrmanda beat me to it….a Cougar hunting Zebra or Gazelle..well, I guess it would if it had a chance……I guess it is supposed to be a funny picture….(ignorant can be funny….)

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  34. The Crapture says:
    May 20, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    are all you last few “this is a mountain lion/ puma” commenters really just the same f’ing troll wearing a different f’ing hat or what?

    the horse, it is dead, you may stop beating it now. any of us who might not have known wer clued in on it out about 150 or so comments back. The remaining question is this: do the rest of us give a flying, two-handed, brass-plated f***?

    by the way, thank you, whatever would we have done without your superior intelligence to tell us these things, all of you.

    i say again, somewhere out there in the world, there are cookies, please feel free to go have some. welcome to the internet, please….try not to hurt yourselves.

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  35. puma_ate_my_baby says:
    May 20, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    WTFLOLZ

    I ARE A COOGAR

    NOT A LIONESS

    I EETS DEER AN ELKS

    I NEVAR BEEN TO AFRIKAN SAVANNA!

    Reply
  36. kafleen says:
    May 20, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    Cumpyoota Brain Trolls

    We has dem.

    Pleh. :roll:

    Reply
  37. Upfi says:
    May 20, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    Cheezpeeps, u rock!!!!

    Reply
  38. Upfi says:
    May 20, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    Cheezpeeps, ai lurvs u. U attally, uppsalootely ROCK.

    Reply
  39. Phillipe d'Beaker says:
    May 21, 2008 at 12:11 am

    heh heh heh.
    *Prof. d’B. chuckles his best taxonomic chuckle*
    wut teh trolls donut realize is that they cud provide teh speshees identificatshun wifout gettin troll-stompeded if they just did it wif humor. Or, for our friends in TTI , humour.
    Yes, folks, humor is teh key. Dey might even get appreshiated. Could wurk like this:
    .
    “Coogar sez, “I loves going aouwt for African fuds, but ai always feels hungry again in an hour. Course, I feels hungry in an hour n-e-way …”
    ba-boom, … thank you, thank you, you’ve been a wunderful audience …
    .
    See, ai is not bean attacked as a troll, and …
    *wack!!*
    *womp!!*
    *thud*
    ooooh. ai forgot teh jokes have to be acshually funny. ai ain’t lion.
    *runs away*

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  40. Yarrmanda says:
    May 21, 2008 at 5:50 am

    Wowzers thanks. I totally didn’t understand it before that this site involves humor. And I certainly didn’t know that every (or most) people who comment here on icanhascheezburger were world renowned something-or-anothers! Boy do I feel foolish. And yes, sounding out does help with reading! I guess when you’re a world renowned something-or-another you have ‘teh’ time to take to stare at one long comment for 10 minutes to figure out what it says and fashion your own response till you’re fluent. My bad. I should learn my place in this world.

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    • madRaven says:
      May 21, 2008 at 6:11 am

      ♫ (tiny violin)♫

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    • Duffy says:
      May 21, 2008 at 8:58 am

      Sorry you don’t feel you’re in the right place…hope you find one where you’re happy.

      Reply
    • teho says:
      May 21, 2008 at 9:25 am

      Looks like I missed a snark-off. Bummer.

      I will say this: If you’re not going to use lolspeak on ICanHasCheezburger, then it’s classier not to belittle those that do. Similarly, I wouldn’t razz a judge for using legal terms conversationally, or complain in the streets of Athens about all the people speaking Greek to me.

      Reply
  41. jezzbo says:
    May 21, 2008 at 11:02 am

    That there is a puma, they don’t live in no Africa. They live here.

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  42. CheshireKittehKat says:
    May 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Ware bees Fyumi wen weez needes her??

    Ai knoe her hazza neu babbeh adn her beez bizzi wif Mommeh chores;

    Butt mebbee iyf weez founded a babbeh-sytter foar hers, Fyumi cud geyt
    bak awn troll-patroll foar awhil; ebben paurt-tiem wud heylp allot.!!!!!!

    Reply
  43. Rice says:
    May 21, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    Lol cougars don’t eat zebra!

    Reply
  44. The Dude says:
    May 28, 2008 at 7:16 am

    Dude, they got zebra in the wilds of America??? XD

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  45. ChePan says:
    May 30, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    ……There aren’t any zebras or gazelles in teh US….. Lmao! STill love it though! :D

    Reply
  46. Vampiress says:
    June 6, 2008 at 8:36 am

    that is a MOUNTAIN LION! mountain lions live in america. zebras and gazelles are in africa.

    it’s only funny when you dont look at the cat. once you do, it aint so funny.

    Reply
  47. Angela says:
    June 11, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    Thats not a African Lion, thats a Puma. Or Cougar, Mountain Lion. It would eat Elk, or rabbits.

    Reply
  48. felicia says:
    June 24, 2008 at 9:29 am

    umm he doesn’t live where gazelles do..he would be considering antelope, deer, and elk..(from the USA)

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  49. asdasd says:
    June 25, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    it’s a mountain lion from nort and south america -.-

    Reply
  50. thefelinepunk says:
    August 11, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Rong kind of lion. Prolly lieks teh bears n stuffs.

    Reply
  51. desenotcorms says:
    August 12, 2008 at 4:34 am

    suhfistycated lyen FTW! ^_^

    Reply
  52. Xion says:
    August 15, 2008 at 10:08 am

    … LOLOLOL. Thats a cougar. Not Lion. ~<3

    Reply
  53. Laura says:
    September 13, 2008 at 7:30 am

    Thats a mountain lion….not an African lion…there are no gazelles or zebras in North America….they eat deer and small mammals, like porcupines…

    Reply
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