shun!!1! shun the non believer!
shun!!1! shun the non believer! shuuuuuuuuuun!!!1!
giraffz liek 2 spread da wurd.
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Zekermeme on FIZICKS kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!! wass dis fing ‘ere??
concat… uhm… congiraffumalashiuns awn ur nawt sekund jimmba… *singz da lyun sleepz 2nyte an danses 4 jimmba*
hai shioban! hower yoo? Fankoo fur de danses, r yew wantin a bevrijj?? Ai’s joost habbin cawfee cus am sleepy still, but will maek yew aneefin yew choose!
Mornin Jimmba,
Kawfee iz a gud choyce.Teh boddul ob “Cat on Egg” taht jess ‘happened’ to fall into mah mouf lass nite-awl by itsef yoo noe- is cawsin me tew hab teh sownd ob a hunnert Watoosi Warriors doin a war danse in mah hed.
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Con catyulayshuns awn teh nawt sekkund ffl commint.
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Full Ingerlish fry up for yaw sillybratory Nom fest?
oh Hai Tidmum!
hehe.
Ah yus, ai had a berry layte wun last nyte, am terriblee sleepy atm. ai not has a headache tho, yew shud hab sum paracetomal, and drink lodsa wadder!!
Its my 3rd nawt sekkund akshully
yus pleeze! ai’s soooo hungree at the moment!!
*klankin ob fryin pans an pots*
*Sizzle sizzle **spit.Owch.Hawt fat!** Fry grill.**Pop** goes teh towst.*
*Clank bang skreeech*
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Der wun Full Ingerlish. Nom nom nom..
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Baycon,eggages,Sossidje,mushyrooms, beens,tomaydoes,hash browns,blak puddin,fryed bred an towst.
Mmnnnnnnn*Drool*
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*DINGALINGADINGDINGDING*
Full Ingerlish awn teh goe heer!! Plenny fer ebreewun!! Hep yawsef
nebber had full Ingerlish- sounds yum- nomnomnom- now can haz nap plz?
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnonomnom
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Dems gud eetz dere tidmum! fankoo! I has no lunch IRL sew ai’s mega hungee
sumwun come an maek me a samwedge? 
O Hai Jimmba!!! {{{{{Jimmba}}}} Yer THURD wun awlreddee!! Menee Conga Ratz! Ai don’t think a’ve had moar tahn six in awl teh tiem ai’ve been heer!! LOL
Teh full Ingerlish Brekfast is a thing to bee gratelee admired indeed! An maeks a reelee gud lunch, ai see!!
Tidmum – ai’m so glad to see yoo ar taeking gud caire ov ar deer Jimmba!
teh full ingerlish brekfust is a nom tew be enjoyed all froo teh dae!! menee tymes ai hav come home frum wurk an been greeted wib all teh lubblies! Ai r not a fan ob teh blak pudd’n tho
. Tidmum is laik mai lolcatmum from TTI an JC4K is mai lolcataunt frm across teh pond!! 
Deer nefyew Jimmba!
Taht iz eggactlee rite!!
Awwwww!!!
I hoaps mah IRL kidlets gro up tew be as nice an polite an funneh as Jimmba. Hims a lubbly boi
Ai just gawt up – an ai wud luv som!!
*luks suspisshulee at teh “blak puddin”*
Umm – ai wud laik sum ov ebree thing pleez – except maybe – Waht IZZIT?
But there iz plentee ov odder things (tho – LOL – taht sounds laik teh oddest thing ov awl!!) Ai will just hav tehse yummee things ai knoe ai laik.
sorree – mai Merree Can feer ov blak fuds- let me show yoo it!!
teh ‘blak pudden’ ish maed aout uf speshul tings, like pig blood. I not no how maek et, but I no not nom et!
its ikkkyyy
Ize will skips deh black puddin awhlso……will nom ebberyting else!
Ize will skips deh black puddin awhlso….will nom ebberytig else!
{{{Tidmum}}}
Tks fur teh heartee brefkiss!
Ai had a sad fur yew and yore fambly. Mai cuzN loast a lubbly mommakat tew a porely cuvrd swimNpool… Ai undrstadn teh shock. Nao Sebben’s siztor wheel bii teh cween ob Mai in my mindz eye fur ebbor. {{{Moar hugz}}}
Ohai SMOM ,
wuz terrible way fer her to go. She wuz so helfy an full ob lyfe I finkso she wud hab libbed for mennee moar dan her 18 yeerz.
Peeps hoo hab standin water-pools, tanks etc shud mayke shure dems cubbered.Ebeen if is onlee netting oar chikkin wyre.
Dis jess beez sensible fing. iz bad enuff wuz a kitteh.What if it had been a Kidlet? *shudders*
I sawee tew heer bowt yaw cuzzins mamakat.
{{{Yes}}}
Evan a board/ramp foar aminals & kidlets tew clim apon wud haev helpd. Maeks mii moar pairanoid foar hazzing a big pool inna yard.
Ai whill sii yew back inta futchr, sweet fren.
Chhhaaaaarrlliiiiieee!!
We’re going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!!
We’re on a bridge, Charlie!
A magical bridge of hope and wonders!
I haz kitteh kalld Charlie, he getz Candi Mountin qwoted at him all the tyme. He haz simular tempra…tempura…timpany… um pursonalitee too Charlie teh Yewnicawn.
Charlie bit my finger…AND IT REALY HURT!
Oopz rong Charlie…
It’s a pleothurodon!!!!
Can people please stop putting 1s in the middle of their exclamation points?! It’s driving me crazy!
That’s the point…
even the lolgiraffe believes in Ceiling Cat!!
yeah, an Kandy Mtn—dey bilded a mountin awl teh way up 2 teh Ceeling cat! Sweet trip!
kandy mowhntin!
shun by pointing at? perhaps someone does not know what shun means.
shun ish where yu points n laffs n ignors n not be nice tu sumwun. Is has poynt aout non-bleever, so ebberybudy shun coz they is ODD. Not eben, like teh rest uf us.
♬
Be kind to our web footed friends,
for a duck may put out your next fire.
Be kind to Giraffes with big feet.
’cause those burning ducks are hard to beat.
♬
(with apologies to Sousa)
Woot woot! Ya go dukks!
” Doom on you! Doom on you!”
Chaaaaaarlie…… Candy Mountain Chaaaaaaarlie
Teh aviairry iz about fiptee yarbs taht wae…. tehn turm rite.
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(Happee Victorya Dae 2 teh Cheezfrednz in the Grape Whyte Norf adn TTI!!)
(adn ennywear else it be cebelebreatided taht ai dunno ’bout)
ONWARDZ
TO THE LAND OF JOY
AND JOYNESS
JOY and JOYNESS has teh ring ov TRUTHINESS!
juss goes 2 show yU, nebber trust a leopluridon or teh letterz “C”, “A”, “N”, “D”, or “Y”!
Not really that funny. Don’t see the relation with Charlie.
(troll alert….)
he been to candy mountain and someone done stole him humor kidney.
LOL!!!!!
Oh, u did mah hart good!
No, no luvscatsVA. It’s just sanafabich. He’s awlwayz bin laik taht – but he’s wun ov us – so we laiks him eneway. But he’s been goan fur a long tiem – so yoo prolly wudn’t hav seen him befoar.
He like dat butt still wun ub us? How dat happen? Hee duz teh sarcasmiculls?
*scratches hed*
BTW…I diddun noe teh correlashun eedur, till I watched teh video. An I wuddun
hab watched it iff sumwun had not putted a link to it, and it was right at teh top
of teh page teh hole time.
I r teh stoopee.
LOL!! No! He’s just a grouch!! Awlwaiz haz been! But – he’s still heer!! so he must laik us – oar elze he’s a frightful massokissed. It’s sorta liek habbing a grouchee awld ant – oar unkel. After yoo know hao they ar, it just getz kinda funnee. An becuz tehy has awllwaiz bin there, tehy sumhao just add to teh flavour mix.
Taht’s hao ai luk at it. an he NEBBER trais to maek sumwun angree, oar iz unpleasant to sumwun else!! Oar mixes in in an unsootable way.
An taht is wai ai laiks him eneway!
I wuv u!
Well, mah DAD’s an ol grouch, butt he nebbur ses I wuv u. So mebbeh
u not TOO big ub teh grouch.
*donkeh strokes chin*
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
sanafabich – luk!! this is teh connekshun. Ai hope this werks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus&eurl=http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/19/funny-pictures-shun-the-non-believer/
Fank yew! Nao I unnerstans.
Dear JanetCanHas4Kittehs,
of course I know Charlie! I just don’t find the lolgiraffe picture all that funny, I mean, I really see little connection with the whole “charlie” universe
SHUUUUUUUN! A NON BELIEVER!
If dukkie done run faaaster, he be duck tar tar. Stranj, I be tinkin, jiraff be veggiesaurus.
mebbe jiraff wantza plai tag- notso grate fur duk akshully!
Dat duk! It r a wich!
Duz it wai teh saim az a wich?
Well, I did build a bridge out of her…
Hmm… syncs or flotes tho? I cannut rem… rememem… my brainz don’t no.
I fink it flowtes…Wut r sum udder fingz dat flowt?
before or after you dropped a chimney on her? and isn’t this a scarlet feather reference?
You might be a bit more well-read than your average ICHC post and/or comment.
I was just sticking to the standard Monty Python material, myself.
hey teho, remember when the comments on this site used to be funny? before all this ‘firsty’ business drove people away? I think I can remember the exact moment this site jumped the shark, tho we didn’t realize it at the time.
you were right, I was wrong, I apologize.
I’m confused.
guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/may/19/cheezburger.lolcats
C’mere, donkey. I wants to gib u a grate big hugansmoo.
Um…?
No apologies needed, O Antimatter-Slinging Floofy Pinkness.
an AI has a sad feline taht teh Antimatter wuz slung at meee!
Actually, that was more about Stend’s day job, IIRC.
Psssstt! Janet! Rember: Let a pitchfork be ur umbrella.
We’re really digging through the attic today, aren’t we?
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398b332d40002.html
“Picture not found.”
Must be a has-bleen?
Wups! Sorry, my bad. Try it now.
And thanks to locatburglar and SJ for giving me my
umbrella pitchfork! It has stood me in remarkably good stead!!
…except when it rains
Well, LOL!! Yes! But doesn’t the exception prove the rule??
Wuzzit?? Ai just remember taht yoo used to be VERREE short with them, and ai thot their felines wud bee hurt, and so we did teh stern but gentle lekchurs – an ai don’t know hoo started teh dansing – quite sure it wasn’t I, becuz – well – I don’t really dans!
But I did think it was a good idea to reward the GOOD comments and discourage the “first” shouters. But you didn’t think so.
But ai was always too chatty – and may have encouraged it in others. And I know that annoyed some people. I tried to do your laconic style, Teho, because I admire it immensely – but I just can’t!
word.
I noes she issa wich!
She terned mii into a leeopluradon!
That dukkie wuz getting fresh, lukkin up teh giraffe’s skirt!
I can haz majikal loleopluridon?
Ohhhhh be careful what you wish for, WG. Seriously.
[shiver]
I watched the video.
*screams maniacally*
The horrible voices! Gah! They are stuck in my head! The horror! Nooooo! Make it
go awaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii-
*white coats come and sadly take the kicking, screaming donkey away*
‘Owt! Owt! An nebber duckin our doorway agin!’
:HEADDESK:
OWTCH, Sol!! Ai lubbs itt!
intolerant giraffe is intolerant
Make teh quack, or I do it for you
“Quack, damn you!” -Jamie Hyneman
all dis made me think about wuz DRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!111, DRAAAAAINAGE!
As in – THERE WILL BE BLOODZ
For the record, I
cannot
STAND
“Chyaarrrrrrlieeee”
(ugh)
I don mynd Charlie. Its de udder 2 dat mayks me wanna hurl.
Dat, and mai kids can kwote dis by hart, adn rite affer dey lernt it, we tuk de 5 hour car trip adn I had a bit of de meltdown. Dey cald der Daddah adn sed “Mommahz nutz!” Adn I sed “Yu mayd me dat whey!” Wuz sad, sad day.
sew srry 4 yer sad, bad day, MelONyx! I kann rlly relayt—I issa nutz Mommeh smtymes, 2. but tehy mayde mii that way!!! (pass teh Ritalin, an keep teh “happy pillz”)
Srsly, I lubs my hyper-d00ds, ’specially since tehy is awl growd up now. But, FTR I lubbs that eternal synic Charlie. I gess I nebber did grow up.
BTW, wat R “de udder 2″?
Oops, I forgotted 2 tern off the italics after “tehy mayded mii dat way” (krazy)
I lurves sardontics like grumpy Charlie—I doan Y it craks me up–another super-ridicuolous won tath I lyke is “my handz are bananas”.
You people all have hands…
they are normal hands…etc.
‘t’wood be interesting 2 study humor, Y sum things R funny 2 sum folkes, whilst teh udders skratch der heds in disbeliev, huh? How menny frens/relatives hav U showed ICHC 2 butt dey juss doan git it—Y is funny, What it awl meens, Y yoo is crazy ’nuff to lyke it, etc…
De udder 2 yewnikornz. De tempterz. I laik Charlie 2, memindz me uv mai unkel, but de 2 cotton-candee yewnikornz maykuh-mii-crayzzzeee!
I lubs mai kidz 2, but dey nawt onlee noes wut buttons 2 push, dey haz installed de tramp-OH-leen!
For teh record – LOl!! Ai never eben HURD ov “Chyaarrrlieeee” befoar today!!
But teho, if ai thot fur wun minnit taht yoo wud laik it, ai wud fawl ober in a ded faynt!
Sum hao – it’z jusst nawt YOO!! (ai crakz maiself up sumtiems!! – ROFL!!)
Ohai Janet
*rubs sleepy dust frum iyes*Yawwnnnn Streeeeeeeetch.*
Glad yoo liked teh Full Ingerlish awn udder thred.-I nawt lyke blak puddin eever.Is Major Pleh!
I eeted myne den fawlled asleep.Was woken by the boichik’s Taxi ringin awn teh bell.
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I *Ahem* had werds wib teh burgers awn teh IRL lolcat picshure> I hoap dey lissun.
Eh? Is there something the matter with Graffiti Cat?
Noe!! Is teh WIN!!!
[after reading]
…oh OK, about the burger ratings that are now only on the posts themselves, and not the comments UNDER the posts.
That’s to do with streamlining the page-load times, y’know. Each one of those 5-burger voting widgets is driven by a little web script. If you have just one at a time (or, say, 10 at a time if you load the ICHC mainpage), then it’s no big deal. But the posts here get LOADS and LOADS of comments these days. So, if you have burger ratings on each of 50 comments? …100? …300? …then what you have is WWW quicksand, and I don’t care how fast your internet connection is.
Everybody & everything has growing pains, but somehow we manage to keep on doing it.
Janet…
*wisspurrs* Do NOT watch the video.
srsly. evil brain wurm.
*wisspurrrs* thanks, kafleen. Ai alreddee did – a liddle bit – but tehn ai – had enuf!!
An eerwurm too — whut IZ dat mewsic?
If teh duck doant duck, he gonna be changed to veggitibul -
SSQUASH!
So funny, funny, funny
Burd wuz clrly refurrin to Longcat as Ceiling Cat. Gyraff has rite idea.
Girololraffe bees soe rlly taull taht hims can luuk oaver teh byg rouck;
hims sees taht mommeh duckee’s bebbeh ducklyngs ar iyn trubbel;
tehy can nawt geyt owtta teh wirl-pool inna paund,
adn bees swymmyng aroun iyn hoepliss sirkles;
Soe Girololraffe iys hollerying tu mommeh duckee adn sez;
“Hurree ups adn goez hoem becuz yuur bebbehs needes yuu.
Iyf yuu donut leeve rite naow tehms wil geyt suckeded up!!! ”
Soe MD bees runnin tu bebbehs rlly fas!!!!!
You are all horrible, horrible people.
*snurt*
Speshullee mee. I r teh ebill donkeh.
Wii iz horrible peeps? Cuz wii laffs wen we can? N iz ok wit udder ppl onlee to say fings wen we r funnee 2? Ok, I fink I haz a funnee melankollee.
*wisspurrs* I fink wuzz jokee…
I iz laffin.
Mowstlee.
WIN. XD
*Moas annoyin vidiio ai haz evur sceen!*
*donkee screems agreement frum padded room*
I bet I know one that’s even worse.
More than one, actually. It’s a series.
With unicorns. Yep. Got a theme going, here.
LALALALALALA! I can’t heer u!
Next on Zoo Fight:
Jiraf versus l’il duckie! Who’s gonna win the bucket of water and the pile of fresh fern clippings? Tune in tonight!
This is possibly the funniest thing. I’ve ever see on here.
I love you guys more than words can describe at this very moment. I can’t even speak lolspeak. I’m too speechless.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Amanda}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Thank yoo Amanda! Yoo shud joyne uz an bee funnee too!!
But seriouslee – it iz soo much fuf heerfur us. We ar just playing an havint teh tiem ov ar lifves – an it maeks us reelee happee to think taht we ar maeking sumwun else happee too!
Awesome!
Amazing! It’s about time for Charlie.
Candy Mountain Charlie! And Joyness!
oh gawd they stole my freakin kidney!!!
Anyone else noticing a resemblance to Eddie Izzards bit about ducks and evil giraffes. lol
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bhq7tSELg3o&feature=related
i’m so glad you spotted it.
and sanafabich really needs to lighten up. Shuuuuunnn!
charlie universe connection=the word SHUN.
.. i am an eeevil herbivore..! (lolz)
I was talking about the picture itself!
S’alright, sumwun got it. And thank you for my Izzard fix for the day!
We gotta go see teh Leoplurodon!!!
they took my frikin kidney!!! lolz
is rare i actually lol…
i lol’d! awexome
p.s. charlie is best watched at 3 am in a telescope basement at 7000 feet in the desert. yush. is amazing and all shall experience.
you watch Charlie the unicorn too
joo tell dat 2 him!
sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
erick must have writen this
This one needs a favorite button!
“Were on a bridge Charlie!” haha. Then he’s like: “SHUN THE NON-BELIVER, SHUUUUUUUNNNNN! SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAH…” I love Charlie the Unicorn…
SHUN TEH NON-BEVIVR, SHUN, SHUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAH…
Charlie, chaaaaarlie, charrrrrlie, charrrlie, wat im right here!!! were on a bridge charrlie!! haha shun the nonbeliever ya shunnn shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnahhhh