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Yeah! Gives teh kitteh sum GOOD beer, not taht stuff!
teh truuuf!
O hai frisco kitteh! May ai hang this awn yur commint?? Thanks!
Fur those ov yoo hoo dint see it. VERY important!
Mary!! This was your PARTY tehy ar talking about!! W00T!!!
Ambercat
May 19th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Of Topix: We is teh faymus!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/may/19/cheezburger.lolcats
Reed passt teh furst bit an yu’ll see it sais how smart we is! An notissessess teh HYOOJ nummer ob posts awn MaryO’s pardy (tho tehy diddunt kno taht wus wy tehre wer so mennee, ob cors)
Teh Gardeeun is a proper, groen-up Brit noospayper – an it carnt sai R spellink is bad cos it has sush a repumatayshun for Miss Spellink it is awlso known as Teh Grorniad!
Da Grauniad duz nowt missepl. Iz dikshunari dat’s rongw.
Wowsers!! Wut a rite-up!!!!
Ai thot teh niycest fings tehy sez Ai thot wuz:
1. Weez ar heer tu staiy
2. Weez ar a ‘Community’
Haow wunnerfull adn trooly awes-iynspierying!!!!!
2 millyun page vews a day? wow!!
**ponders the meening and pawsibul inflooense teh ICHC peeps may haz on the whirled**
yeah, some Barqz root beer wood be waaaaay bettah!
Congratumalashuns, maus.
(hey, are you one of teh gallant mauses in teh Prinz Caspyun moobee? dey waz teh suave…)
Sry: I haznt seen teh moobie. But I’m shure taht dey wuz teh suave: dey is mauses!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
TODAY IS TEH BIRFFDAY OF TEH SWEETMOTHER OF MARS!
AI NOES YEW WILL AWL WANTS TO EXTEND YR BIRFFDAY GREETINGS!!!
*ducks behind teh rootbeer cart*
Ur…
*sees where she is*
ohai mareeO, may Ai haev a flote?
yew kin runz but yew cantz hides!!! HA HA
*SCHLURP*
yeah, Ai not hied tihs year. Iz mai Douglas Adams birfday.
Teh anzr tew lief teh uniburz… an ebbryting!
Took mai momma tew teh bar @ midnite lazt nite (wut? shii wuz juzt playn gaemz on teh pogo.com anyhu, shii wuz wideewaek) an wii had teh Choklit Caek shot & a drink each.
Shii sae: Midnite iz nawt yet yor birfday. Nawt till 6:19 a of teh m
Ai: iz midnite-firty… whir yew in labor tehn?
Shii: Ai din’t waek op till 2-firty, sew noe.
Ai: Aha, bai adjustin fur teh tiem zoenz it WUD be 2-firty in IL nao…
LOL
♬ ♫ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER sweet motherofmars ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
an may yoo hav menee, mennee MOAR!!!
Aw tks, jch4k!!
yew haz prettee voz!!
n 4 doze wat liekz aminulz:
Hippo birdie 2 ewes
Hippo birdie 2 ewes
Hippo birdie deer ewe
Hippo birdie 2 ewes!
(*n minnee moar*)
{{tks, Aahz}}
Shud Ai haev sum Robert Asprin wif dat?
YAY! It’s ur bess birfday ebbur!
I looked arown diffrunt….places…butt cud not find a place
to email you.
I maded u a card! So I will just paste the link here, k?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1515679521687&source=jl999
Oh kafleen!!! *flits about* taht iz teh beeyewtimus aminashun!! (Ai like teh Lawson Holiday crdz, tew!)
Ai suppoze unteal Ai git obber tew YahooChezfrnz yew kin just commint awn my werdypress paige. Iz awl gud.
Yew N Ai are bof teh Sayme!!! (were a gud yeer!)
Ai thot uv yew tother dae, had red yor blog & wuz thinkin hao nyc ett iz tew hab frenz awn soe manee pafs awl wurkin hour whey up teh mountin…
win mai plaelyst landid awn Perfect Time by Maire Brennan. Nao win Ai heer ett Ai thinks ob yew. Is lubbly sawn, yew will liek ett.
U seed it!
I has a happy!!!
Ai has a grateful!!!
Happitayle Birfdai, SweetMotherofMars!!!
tks mai sweet naybor!
Yew haz tew tell mii when teh barbarz ar back in teh Mooscow.
Ai duzzn’t kno—but ai will ask Mr. A. S. an hee can fine owt. Tehn ai’ll tel yoo. Nawt tew tuff, but kine ob teh lawng wai arown.
Iz awl vry fyne! Wud bii sew nize tew meet oop!
fer shure, SMOM! wood ya like yr root bier flote wif chokolatay or banilla eye skreems? oar… bettah yets, wun ob eeech?
ai akshully maded teh root beer flote this weekend………….. yum
Ai can has wun ob eeech? yez plz!
yew ar awl maekN mii vry hongry… wheel hab tew go tew stoar inna few!!
GMTA – aisle hab wun ob eech, all sew!
Oh, Mary!! Waht a treet fur a birfday! Root beer flotes!!! Mai favorite.
May ai hav wun. Butt ai wud laik myn wif vanilla ayes creem pleez. Ai ar a purist wehn it cums to teh root bier flotes!!
An – zauberflote iz traveling an cannawt bee here – wich iz wai there iz no giant hyooj chawklit caek!!
But root bier flotes are verree speshul, too!!
kay, so we kin sharez the cake heres:
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MaryOInPeru/photo#5197819727491059170
(haz no chokolatay but teh maanneeee layers ob goey fruity creemy layers)
ooooo…
Dat wuz bootimuss.
Oh, Mary!! Waht a treet fur a birfday! Root beer flotes!!! Mai favorite.
May ai hav wun. Butt ai wud laik myn wif vanilla ayes creem pleez. Ai ar a purist wehn it cums to teh root bier flotes!!
An – zauberflote iz traveling an cannawt bee here – wich iz wai there iz no giant hyooj chawklit caek!!
But root bier flotes are verree speshul, too!!
Ai miss zauberflote!!
but teh Carrotee caek iz moar speshul tahn teh Chawklit… Awl mai kidlest want teh choklit, so iz a nice brake frum rootine.
Tho if tehre wuz a hyooj chawklit wun… wud bii moar carrotee foar mii!!
*psssssss*
*passes ober a plate wif brown caek like chonkz onnit *
here, haz some ob dis choklately caek leftober from a welcum hoems partee. yes, dere’s sposed to be bite marks innit.
oh, and pay no tenchun to teh lak ob icing. i rlly don’t noes wut happind to wit.
hmmm Ai doan noe WAI yore slice ob carrotee caek haz noe wallyknuts, wuzzit sposta?
Ai rly did endup getN t00 roundish caeks (a carrotee & a chokilate wun) Are 5 ob us heer, tew ritehandrz (mii and teh Heir), 3 leftiz (momma & teh Pair). Awl teh rleftiz ated teh chonklate wif chonklate Bryers & wii 2 ate teh carrotee wif nilla. (An nawt wun complynt!!
wuz wurf otter $$z!)
Eberybuddy get yer nets! Teh Care Trolls are here!
duz you need Fyumi Gator, or haz you gottit under contwole?
It wuz just a cupple ov Care Trolls In Trayning. I’ll keeps a eye on dem.
corm-rats Maus!
Hey, haz u thot of maybee traneing Petoonya to hi-kick the trolls? I bet she cud reely send em flyin…..
I haz dis immij uv trolls soarin oveh meh hed tellin mii ebberyting I duz dat is stoopy. Gud ting iz not enerji drink in de can.
I iz not seeing the problem Maus…. ?
I can arrange for a landing in nice sawft whippy creem… and if that happens to be on an anthill… I will pretend I didnt no abowt it…
Well… OK! As long as its a fyre ants nest. Tehy is teh scary!
*Delicate Sensibilities Alert*
When I was a kid, if you found a dead squirrel or something and wanted the skeleton, you just put the creature in a sunny spot near a fire ants nest. Come back about a week later and *presto*, a perfectly cleaned and sun-bleached skeleton.
oh u wud haz to do much wurse to pleh me owt.
I iz a biolology majur. Dissecked lots uv stuff.
Howevver… I had a problum when they axed us to kill a, er, mowse. Had to get wun of the bois to do that.
Oh, teh humausity!
*Sob*
*heddesk*
**mumbuls under breff abowt ded skwirrl stories**
well, i guezz nao is a good time to confess.
i had to dissekt a kitteh.i had a sad of cat astrophic propurr shuns.
I nevver had to but wuz alwais afrayd I mite.
But u has to do what they want u to, in skool!
and, sadly, i’m nawt shure i lernt dat muches from teh spearience sept dat certain mussels looks like chikn. put me off chikn fur kwite awhile.
Ai hadda dissect a kitteh tew—in hoomin anat-o’mee klas.Awl it did wuz cornfuzzle mee!
Ai dyd kitteh-dissektyng awlsoe; Gibbed meh suches a grate sad, akshully. Cud nawt brake daown adn cries iyn frunta teh ovvers, tho. Jes feeled soe sorree foar teh kitteh..
I hadz to dissekt deh kitteh,too….wuz b4 ai wuz a kitteh person,tho.
Ai awlmost had to doo a frog – but tehn – ai dint!!! Ai wuz SOOO happee – becuz ai wuan’t at awl shur taht ai cud doo it!
I hadz to do a bebbeh piggee,tu….gotta lub deh anatomee class!
Janet….ai has sined up for deh cheezfrenz !!
Hey….mai post whent inna wrong playce….stoopy werk pyooter!
Janet….I haz sined up for cheezfrenz!
Hooray!!! the moar teh merrier! an teh eezier it wil bee to plan teh
Meeting in Meeshigun!! Oh – an teenie lives in Grand Rapids!!
Dere ahre manee Meeshigun kittehs !!!
PB2K….if u iz lukkin in todai,hope u iz doin OK !!!
ohai eberybuddy … ai hads to dissect a shark. did not like. yew has nawt smelled teh pleh until yew has smelleded teh combinashun of teh shark and teh formalin … dissecshun is a stranje bizness. not wut ai wud assign to teh kitlets to gets them inspired about biolology. is like diagramming sentenzes to get inspireded about writing. or sumfing.
O Hai Pd’B!!! Fansee meetin u heer.
I brunged u a chokklit biscotti!
♥
Pleh. I memember de shark smell. Culd smell it a blawk frum de skool coz de AC died at de hi-skool.
Dere haz 2 be sum way 2 show innur werks uv de body so de kits will lyk it. Mai cuzzin (much younger) sed dey shud try virchooel programs. But den, I noes kits dat wanted to go to vet skool or premed, n were grossed owt by de dissections. Wud rather dey found out in hi-skool adn collidj dat dey did not like de werk dan in surgery!
can’t….getz…… diz……. openzzzzzzz!
Sry, I has to say dis:
Curse my lack of opposable thumbs!
Gud morning Maus!! Oar shud I say gud afternoon 2 yew? It still b morning
heer on deh west coast. Did u habbing deh gud weekend?
oh CMJ, ai has teh bad feelin!! ai wish teh wire in teh blood was nawt sew biolent 4 JCH4K nawt second viewing…………..
I hopes her b ok wif it. Itz awlwayz strong stuff. But teh sikologyz uv deh peepz b making 4 deh interesting storeez.
It wuz OK. Teh nawt-secund caturday in abowt 8 weeks were we wuznt on teh road er sumpfin. I did my bestest “bump on a log” imitayshun. Yestiddai it rainded all day, but I still had to do a bunches ov shoppin. Pleh.
Hao is teh baby bunnies up in yer neck o’ teh woods?
How else: I reeded on yer blog…
I mented: how u noe tue asking at deh zact same moment I b owt lukking??!?!?!?!?!
.
Kue deh spookee muzikz: na-na na-na.
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I swearz, sumtimez i b thinking dere b a sykik link mungst sum uv usnz.
mii tew!
teh nawt sekkond tiem Ai had a IRL choklit martoonie Ai red taht anudder cheezfren had had hurr nawt sekkund wun teh saem nyte.
Mebbe ICHC shud kum wif a warning:
Yew r abowt 2 enter deh Twilite Zone!!! 
Warning, yew has gibben up yew indibiduality and has now entered THE MIND MELD!!
Yes.. the ICHC Zone! Heer’s another one-
4.5 Kittehs and me mite be the same person!
We discovvered teh anomalee last week.
I’d ask hur abowt it, but misteeriuslee…. she duzznt seem to be arownd….
Whair is DK???
Todai is a holiday in VLC, so she is hoapfullee off doing sumthin fun!
I know, wut’s moar fun that US? LOL
Heer ai yam! Just abowt to taking mai dotter up to teh barn (NAWT teh nawty barn – the horsey barn).
Bak laiter.
N HAPPEE NATAL DAI to u, SMOM!!!!!11!
Whos birfdai R it awn teh 22? Ennewun bemember?
I think that is Rosie’s birfdai!
oh and haz fun in the NNB!
(Nawt Nawty Barn)
Hmm… still sownds nawty duzznt it?
10Q DK, haev a happy hollyday!!
ai think it must be so, too! Salleh an ai, for eggsampul – ar SOOO alike in so mennee ways – it iz positivelee spookee!! If she laiks sumthing, it iz awlmost ded certain taht ai will laik it too. An yet we hav nebber met!
An cweenmj – an instant bff!! an – ai dare nawt go awn. Too menee – an ai dont want to hurt the felines bai leeving sumone out. But yoo awl now hao much ai laik yoo!
Aaawww.
{{{Janet}}}
“…bai leeving sumone out.”
Yeth, tihs iz a reel cornsirn. Ai wheel rite nao sae {{{{{Schmooo}}}}} tew yew awl, cauz Ai doan wan sumone tew think Ai am discowntin tehm. Yew hab awl ben sew nyse & maek mii vry happitayl wynebber Ai coem tew plae.
(An eye wheel ventually get ober tew teh YahooChezfrenz, Ai promiz)
mebe if i bitez it REALLLY hard!
gud beer… ur doin that rong too!
Reel ail. Hatters, McCaffeys, Distilled Essence of Snorgle….
betr yett… Guinness, Oatmeal Stout, Warsteiner Dunkel.. mmmmm… *wipez droooliez offn keebord*
Back in teh high life… again.
we wuz lukkin 4 yr abatar yestiday
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1150609
Aw tks! teh froggy sez, nope nawt dis leef…
Ai am taeking Mii tyme tewday, sew Ai caem tew vizit mai chezfrenz!!!
(Kan slak orf a bit, iz mai natal dae)
gasp!
natal dae? Iz that the same as BIRFdae??
yez, annuvver trip rownda sun!
trip around the sun on Marz or Earf?
¡Feliz Cumpleaños!
Mr. Buffett joins in yr sillibrasian!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaKqwvGa6Bw
yea!
Den Ai had tew goe fynd Cheezburgr en Pairadice!
Wii redoo it… Chezfrenz ar parrotdice?
Ai liek myn wif let us an toe may toe…
Hinds fity seben an fronch fry patayto
Beeg koshur pikkle an a cole draffed beer,
Good gawl awmitey
Witch waydo Ai steer?
Ai lurve dis song!
Traid tew amenind mai cornibermous habbits
Maed it neerlee sebbenty daez…
Nawt Zookeenee fetisheenee, bulgar weet,
Bot a beeg worm bun anna hyooj chunka meet!
Taht lasst lion almoazt souns lika NB sawng
wonder what Jimmy B b thinking bout Cheezburger in Parrotdice in lolspeak!!?!
Oh he prolly fink ittsa kool
Me anmy huzbin sawim in Jamayka at Maorga Reetabill, sillybraytin R 20th anibersury. We fot wii wuz lisnin tew a rekordin den luk up an it HIM. Speshul.
Taht wud bii teh koolezt!! Wut a grate anibberzary prezint!
I thinkso tew! How cool izzat! I’ve nebar met himz, but id lak to somtimez! have been to sebberal concerts tho!
Ohai frisco! Iz yur kitteh’s naym Frisco? Ai donut merember reeding tath yur frum dare. Sew, R U a perrithed?
Ai resurched yew (justa litul) adn fynd yew R frum TX? It bees hawt dare todai? Ai nebber be gone dare, bot Ai heer it be pritty hyoomid, sew wuz Jamayka (lotsa gud FUN).
Hmm, if ett whir Marz Ai’d onlee bii 21. Am considerN relocatN.
yr natal dae is meenin yr BIRFFDAY??
Hippo birffday tew yew
Hippo birffday tew yew
Hippo birffday tew SMOM, Hippo birffday tew yew !!!
birffday greetings
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1172366
Aw, Jamama!
Teh keepurrs, yew maeks tehm!!
Happi Birfday! Heer, I can mayk sundaze? Sumwun can get cayk?
*Runz in wif big fansee cake frum bakeree.
Happee Birfday Smom!!!
an we can haz ice creem?ai brot vanilla, peech, choklit, and moar choklit!
nilla plz!
{{{Tks awl ob yew!!}}}
OOOOO tks cweenmj, hao did yew noe taht teh carrotee caek wuz mai favorite!
mmm wif nuts, tew!
Mel o’Nix, Ai haev teh rooted birflote, but maybe just wun scoop ob niller eyezcrem tew sit next tew mai slycOcaek?
Ub cors! Scoopy ub niller icy creem, coming rite up!
(Try de pynapple shurbit wit de carrotee caek sum tym, iz berry gud.)
mmmm nomnomnom
mmmm dat doez soun gud! Ai ewez tew lub teh surebert bestovawl.
Pineappul sherbet wif the arrotee caek???? Ai neber thot of it – but – NAO ai will trai it sum time. sounds PURRRRRRRRRRRfekt!!
Wuz gramma’s fayvrit icy creem ? (cold stuffs) n cake combo.
Ai tride tew fynd sume but teh beeg stoar onee had No Reel Fruit Mitashun bleck. Ai wheel luk at teh otter stoarz.
(wuz contim plating juz dumpN sum cruzhd Pi napple obber teh caek N nilla wyw skreme, but reind maiselv inn. Avtur awl, that pi Napple wuz foar teh stirfreye.)
Happitayl Birfday SMOM
Dis teh best playce to spend tyme wib frenz awn yaw speshull dai.
Singins frum Fern an Hazel,an a big Dallydog grin an waggy tayl frum Teh Baggins Boi
Donut ferget tew makes a whish wen blowin owt teh candlols on teh Caek I baked fer yew. Iz majik.It can be ennee flavur yew want an is nebber endin
It wurked! Ai lub teh carrotee kaek! (Shud goe bai wun IRL!)
Eye levt yew a noet over bai teh Full English brefkiss taht yew maed!
HAPPY DAY UV YR BIRF, SMOM!!
Heer, haz some extra creemy whippy creem fur your carrut caek!
And canduls:
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
er, hoap that’s enuff!
Ai’m thinkin wii call it gudenoff. (42 iz too manee fur wun caek!)
Wen Poppa-in-law ternd 50, Momma-in-law- gotted a fyre purrmitt foar teh cangles foar teh cayke. Fyreguise fot taht wuz teh PHUNNEH!!!
:snerk:
Tehy whir rite!!
I rreded it an replyed. Fanks SMOM
{{{{Tidmum}}}}
WOO! Happie birfday, SMOM!!
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Hippo birdie two ewe
Hippo birdie two ewe
Hippo birdie deer SMOM
Hippo birdie two ewe!
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I hopes yoo enjois yur partee! An yur kakes and odder nommables!
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I brings yoo sum hawt fudge, caramel, storeberries, raspberries, blooberries (awl syrups) fer teh puttin awn teh ice cream!
Oh, 10Q sew muchlee pb2k. Ai wuz thinken bout yew tihs marnin!!
Ai wheel tri teh caramel syrup awn mai nilla eyezkreme… I fink caramel wheel bii tastee wif teh carrotee caek! (Ai mae haev tew dew tihs IRL, tew)
k, sew orf tew teh stoar, eye needz teh carrotee caek, teh pynabble surebert, teh chonklit & bnilla eyz creme… caramel sirup, chezburgrz w/fixinz (chipz, noe coek OR peepsee… onee ruut bir)
Aye doan thinc mai freezr wheel whold ett awl. Yew kin awl coem obber tew mai plaise. Wii doan wannit tew spoyl nao, dew wii?
Happee Berd Day, SMOM!
*grombolz ownee 42? she be justa kitten
Yew sher no hao to frow a partee! Cheezburgrs anawl fixinz? Otay, nao Ai has a hongree!
{{{tks fikshun!}}}
Yew soun liek mii. Izza kolledge town heer. Peeplez turn 25, get teh quarder live krysiz. Ai say O yur jezt a pup!
I is laet as usamable, but Happy Birfday, SMOM! Hoep you is having lots uv fun!
Iz steel teh 19f heer inteh Pacifist Norfwezt!! Yew are Nawt laet @ awl…
Wanna slice o nebberending carrotee cake?
Wii steel hab some hyuj chonklit caek, tew, Cassidy, buteye think MaryO licktid orf teh ixing. Mite wunt tew pass onnit….
i can has hangover?
You can has myne iffen yoo want. I share
suuuuch jenny rossity
Jenny Rossity? Wii haz it. Hur. Shirly, too.
Qwit kallN mii Shirly
Kan Ai be Frank?
An Ai’ll bii Ernest!
teh can haz a flavor…
tastez like luminun. PLEH!!
Ewez tew lurve mai unklz shiny luminum drinkin cups… maed teh watr taste seeeew culd. Nao tehy think teh luminum iz full ob alzhighmerz….
R de wunz dat caym in de oatmeal? Or sumfink lyk dat? De cup wuz culd, an ebberytin wuz bedder in zummer?
Ebberytin rly wuz beddr in tehm durant teh summr!!
Nawt shur if dey whir in teh oatymeel, but wii had sum plastic wunz l8tr taht caem in somefing liek taht.
Maybee somedayz we will knows for sure, but for now, it is VEEEEEEEEEERY ***UNLIKELY*** that luminumz is harmfuls… see this Skiiintfic Amercn artkle:
http://tinyurl.com/2msdom
I remmberz them luminum cups from my sorted yoot. Thye was teh great!
10Q yachris!!!
) en tish dae N age.
Ai wuz cornciderN taht teh cups wud bii fyne anyhu az wii whirrent heatN tehm, but Ai ‘heritid a beeg ol cast luminom cazuela/stew pot… did wurree sum bout that wun. At leest wii ar nawt eatN orf teh pew ter playtes (wif da sidic fuds!
Ohai yachris, Fanks! Ai kin nao fill sayf usin teh foyl fur teh lionin ob teh pans (maykes kwicker cleen op). Bot nao Ai has nufffin to blaym mai furgitfulniss awn…. Ohai, yachris, Fanks! Ai kin nao fill sayf usin teh foyl… um whut?
Mewmerries! I noes I haf fergotted dem. . .
♫ Ya noes wiir habbin gud daze
N wii hopes deyr gunna lazt
Owr fuchur styll luks brytr dan owr pazt ♫
Anom!!
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Ohhhhhhhh, kitteh! Yuu doan hasta du tihs!! Jes sez “NOOOOOOoooo!!!!”
(Mebbee iyf kitteh geyts a sip, iyt wil bees enuff tu putts her tu sleap;
Tehn wen her waikes ups wif a hedaike, her wil hav lerneded her lessin,
adn wil nawt wunt tu drinkses ennymoar!!!!
Teh goggie sed if I wud lurn to fetch, teh man wud giv me yummee treet.
Fergit it. Dis not wurf teh trubbul.
Feed yer kitteh Miller Hi lyf?
Nuffin but Rolling Rock for mah kitteh/
twelf moar ob dem an he be needin a cheezburger!! Ai no deh feelin
Hi Jimmba, enne egg zamms toodai? (an wut kinda zamms R yu taekin?)
hai AC! ai’m not tekin enne egg zamms atawll!! ai’m not at yewnibersityy
but Tidmum wishd yu gud luk, didunt she? Oh mai por brayn! Ai cannut coep wiv it awl! Pass me teh martoonees! An a fyrmens!
iuno, mebes, ai’s had a long weekend an an i dun weely wemember sum ob teh fings dat hab been sed tew me. Is okae, yew sit dere, ai bring teh nice fings *runs off to teh nawtee barn*
*shouts back “errmm … ai mite be sum tyyyyme … fyreladies … ehe.”*
*snerk*
Juss send Danyul Crayg ober wiv teh bukkit ob martoonees an yu has fun wiv teh fyrlaydees – but taek cayr wiv taht velcro warl…..
1 martoonee adn 1 fyrmenz kumming up!
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*setz glass on bar. mixee mixee shakee shakee. pooooour.
*Handz glass 2 Ambercat.
*grabz rope and pulls.
*trapdoor in seeling opunz.
*1 fyrmenz slidez down pole adn landz next 2 Ambercat.
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Cheez!!
Ah, suddernlee lyf luks a lawt bryter!
*clasps floofie paws fyoor uslee
Fyremenz bees hassing a Poll Dans?
*snerk
hai cweenmj!! fankoo fur tekkin o ber frum meee, de’s fyreladies are feelin left owt cus ebreewun wunts teh fyremens, so’s ai’m cukkin fur em an listen tew dere storeez uv fyre puttin owt … an stuff. yup, das wut ai’m dewin.
Aw, wot a nys man yu is! An R yu compleementink tehm awn tehre hayranayul too? An hao tehre yooniform sets off teihr iys? Taht wun awlwais impresseseses teh laydees!
but ob corse!! ai gots dem awl flowurs an lited canduls an insense sew is all nyce an romantic in teh nawty barn. ebreewun shud pop ovur an slow dans!
Candulz N insence in teh NB filled wif teh strawbaylez N mebbee a lingreen traze ob mefane? Am glad wii are playN wif teh fyrecrue!
Pssst.Ambercat,
It wuz Klolz. I fink awl dat howsewerk maybbeez addled yaw branez?
Heer haz a Martoonie
Klolz! In Eyerland! An Jimmba is in Brummingham! An yu is juss ober tehre. An SJ is nao Martoonee an in Gillfoord. An Annipuss is in Loo Isham, wher Don Estelle sings “Wispering grarss” in teh shopping senter – hao R the mytee forlen! An Paws4Thot is gorn, but not fergotten, awn a ysland, drinkin wiskee and doin teh Brigadoon stuff…An taht’s teh entyr popyoolayshun ob Brittun!
ummm, Ambercat- you seem to bee a nexpurt on teh cleaning & i fergotz hao.
(alot o’ notcleen seemz to has ack youmulated wilst i wuz in pru).
C’mon ober and show me?
Weeeelll, Ai lyks to sayv mai cleeenin up for kwyt a fyoo weeks, an yu seem to hav got taht bit ryt awn yor own! Tehn, teh moteevayshun to takkul teh skairee cleenin is – Teh Grayter or Lesser Spawted Landlaydee (oar her minyun) is ekspekted an yu wont to renyoo teh leece! Werks for me eberytym!
Teh TTI contingent is growin tho. I finkso tehre am sum lurkers frum TTI too.
Donut forget ower verree own Gibbocat too
Hmmm.Whare is he BTW? We nawt seed himz fer a while.
*smaks forehed*
Ob Corse! Gibbocat, in Haystening! Ai wus juss tinkin at teh weekend we’s nawt seen him fore a lidl wyl – mebbee he’s bizzi awn a eksytin prodgekt!
Him haz ben habbing deh sploding pooter. Last I herd, Gibbocat b wearing deh modersykul helmut 2 protekting himz hed frum awl deh splozhunz.
I haz ben helping wif the ty-bo-teek wyle him r inca pasi taitid.
Twas Klollz (sp?), i finkso.
Mai kitty dislieks beer
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jus meens moar fur U!!
Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! danwseeeeeeee
Mai kitteh liked tea…and ice creem…and milk…and rost beast….
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No wunner ai had a fat kat!
ohai rhsb!
I wuz wondering abowt u! Did you go luk at kittehs this weekend?
Hi, Leeza-B!
Ai nawt luk at da kittehs. Ai needs 2 b kitteh-less 4 a whiel. Ai lurves dem and misses mai bebbeh, but iz nawt gud eye-dea 4 mi 2 get annuder kitteh imme..imi…rite awai.
I unnerstand!
{{{rhsb}}}
We still haz sum bebbeh duks arownd heer, if you needs to borrow wun let me know!
Be careful little kitteh, dat’s teh drink dat maeks Daddy yell.
lmao! tee hee
sew bad 
Deh onlee taime aneune cud STAHND my deer ole Dadde waz affer he had sebral ub deez.
funnee (whayle nawt awayz) hao teh purrsonalliddeez flip.
Yore mulage mae vry.
Kitteh gonna need a ride home
Dryv mi drunk, ‘cuz ai’m hoem!
Show me the way to go home,
I’m tired and I want to go to bed,
I had a little drink about an hour ago,
And its gone right to my head.
PLees dyrekt me to teh reseedens ob mai aboed
Ai is fateeded an Ai wish to retyr
Ai partuk ob a lidl bevrij approksimaetly 60 minuets ago
An it went dyrekly to mai craynium..
*Claps wyldly*
Applesauce applesauce!!!!
Did anybudy see where my commint went to????
It wuz there, and nao itz gone.
If yu finds it, plz put it back.
Kthxbai
Itz back.
Fank u
Off topic. Off LOLspeek
I work for the U.S. Fund for UNICEF. This morning we had an all-staff meeting at which our President remarked that, while she was away the last two weeks, two international crises occurred – Myanmar & China Earthquake. She congratulated us all on rising to the occasion and getting started quickly on obtaining aid for the victims. In fact, she marvelled, we had all been superfluous in our jobs!
I appreciated her fulsome comments.
hmm, so it’s downsizing season already?
She sed we AHL sooper-floo-uss! (Duz dat meen we ken gohome nau?)
Iz idder dat (teh gud gnuz is yew hab teh dae off, teh bad gnuz iz yew hab awl ob tehm off) — ore shii iz azkin fur a dikshunary foar her natal dae!
Ai TINK we r stayin in bizzniss, so ai tink she need a dishunaree.
{{{Ai hoep yew stae in bidnez, izza portant organizashun!!}}}
test (@)
Tank u! Ai tink we rellee in no danchur.
Ai wukked heer 35 yers nau.
Oh, n happee birfday, Mars’s Mommee, a day or so laet.
Iz awl gud, JAJEH! Fangoo vry mutch!!!
You can has carrotee caek, si quieres.
Alkuhawl sux. Giv tihs Qtii kittun sum nipz insted. Bildz strawng bodiiz 12 waiz.
Innocent firsty kitteh juz want cooool watteh…
Mai kitteh be so ‘poiled…jus drink mai filtered cold water…
No like beer or wine… (tank goodness)
Mai kittehs laiked deh vintage dat caem oudda deh fishtank. SPeshallee wen ai hadn’t cleened fur a longtaime and der waz an eggselen boukay.
Pleh!
nice but theys make bettrs
yup! Furst it’s nip.. then… Miller HiLife. U can see the kitteh haz alreddy got impared jugemints.