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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Yeah! Gives teh kitteh sum GOOD beer, not taht stuff!
teh truuuf!
O hai frisco kitteh! May ai hang this awn yur commint?? Thanks!
Fur those ov yoo hoo dint see it. VERY important!
Mary!! This was your PARTY tehy ar talking about!! W00T!!!
Ambercat
May 19th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Of Topix: We is teh faymus!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/may/19/cheezburger.lolcats
Reed passt teh furst bit an yu’ll see it sais how smart we is! An notissessess teh HYOOJ nummer ob posts awn MaryO’s pardy (tho tehy diddunt kno taht wus wy tehre wer so mennee, ob cors)
Teh Gardeeun is a proper, groen-up Brit noospayper - an it carnt sai R spellink is bad cos it has sush a repumatayshun for Miss Spellink it is awlso known as Teh Grorniad!
Da Grauniad duz nowt missepl. Iz dikshunari dat’s rongw.
Wowsers!! Wut a rite-up!!!!
Ai thot teh niycest fings tehy sez Ai thot wuz:
1. Weez ar heer tu staiy
2. Weez ar a ‘Community’
Haow wunnerfull adn trooly awes-iynspierying!!!!!
2 millyun page vews a day? wow!!
**ponders the meening and pawsibul inflooense teh ICHC peeps may haz on the whirled**
yeah, some Barqz root beer wood be waaaaay bettah!
Congratumalashuns, maus.
(hey, are you one of teh gallant mauses in teh Prinz Caspyun moobee? dey waz teh suave…
Sry: I haznt seen teh moobie. But I’m shure taht dey wuz teh suave: dey is mauses!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
TODAY IS TEH BIRFFDAY OF TEH SWEETMOTHER OF MARS!
AI NOES YEW WILL AWL WANTS TO EXTEND YR BIRFFDAY GREETINGS!!!
*ducks behind teh rootbeer cart*
Ur…
*sees where she is*
ohai mareeO, may Ai haev a flote?
yew kin runz but yew cantz hides!!! HA HA
*SCHLURP*
yeah, Ai not hied tihs year. Iz mai Douglas Adams birfday.
Teh anzr tew lief teh uniburz… an ebbryting!
Took mai momma tew teh bar @ midnite lazt nite (wut? shii wuz juzt playn gaemz on teh pogo.com anyhu, shii wuz wideewaek) an wii had teh Choklit Caek shot & a drink each.
Shii sae: Midnite iz nawt yet yor birfday. Nawt till 6:19 a of teh m
Ai: iz midnite-firty… whir yew in labor tehn?
Shii: Ai din’t waek op till 2-firty, sew noe.
Ai: Aha, bai adjustin fur teh tiem zoenz it WUD be 2-firty in IL nao…
LOL
♬ ♫ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER sweet motherofmars ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
an may yoo hav menee, mennee MOAR!!!
Aw tks, jch4k!!
yew haz prettee voz!!
n 4 doze wat liekz aminulz:
Hippo birdie 2 ewes
Hippo birdie 2 ewes
Hippo birdie deer ewe
Hippo birdie 2 ewes!
(*n minnee moar*)
{{tks, Aahz}}
Shud Ai haev sum Robert Asprin wif dat?
YAY! It’s ur bess birfday ebbur!
I looked arown diffrunt….places…butt cud not find a place
to email you.
I maded u a card! So I will just paste the link here, k?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1515679521687&source=jl999
Oh kafleen!!! *flits about* taht iz teh beeyewtimus aminashun!! (Ai like teh Lawson Holiday crdz, tew!)
Ai suppoze unteal Ai git obber tew YahooChezfrnz yew kin just commint awn my werdypress paige. Iz awl gud.
Yew N Ai are bof teh Sayme!!! (were a gud yeer!)
Ai thot uv yew tother dae, had red yor blog & wuz thinkin hao nyc ett iz tew hab frenz awn soe manee pafs awl wurkin hour whey up teh mountin…
win mai plaelyst landid awn Perfect Time by Maire Brennan. Nao win Ai heer ett Ai thinks ob yew. Is lubbly sawn, yew will liek ett.
U seed it!
I has a happy!!!
Ai has a grateful!!!
Happitayle Birfdai, SweetMotherofMars!!!
tks mai sweet naybor!
Yew haz tew tell mii when teh barbarz ar back in teh Mooscow.
Ai duzzn’t kno—but ai will ask Mr. A. S. an hee can fine owt. Tehn ai’ll tel yoo. Nawt tew tuff, but kine ob teh lawng wai arown.
Iz awl vry fyne! Wud bii sew nize tew meet oop!
fer shure, SMOM! wood ya like yr root bier flote wif chokolatay or banilla eye skreems? oar… bettah yets, wun ob eeech?
ai akshully maded teh root beer flote this weekend………….. yum
Ai can has wun ob eeech? yez plz!
yew ar awl maekN mii vry hongry… wheel hab tew go tew stoar inna few!!
GMTA - aisle hab wun ob eech, all sew!
Oh, Mary!! Waht a treet fur a birfday! Root beer flotes!!! Mai favorite.
May ai hav wun. Butt ai wud laik myn wif vanilla ayes creem pleez. Ai ar a purist wehn it cums to teh root bier flotes!!
An - zauberflote iz traveling an cannawt bee here - wich iz wai there iz no giant hyooj chawklit caek!!
But root bier flotes are verree speshul, too!!
kay, so we kin sharez the cake heres:
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MaryOInPeru/photo#5197819727491059170
(haz no chokolatay but teh maanneeee layers ob goey fruity creemy layers)
ooooo…
Dat wuz bootimuss.
Oh, Mary!! Waht a treet fur a birfday! Root beer flotes!!! Mai favorite.
May ai hav wun. Butt ai wud laik myn wif vanilla ayes creem pleez. Ai ar a purist wehn it cums to teh root bier flotes!!
An - zauberflote iz traveling an cannawt bee here - wich iz wai there iz no giant hyooj chawklit caek!!
But root bier flotes are verree speshul, too!!
Ai miss zauberflote!!
but teh Carrotee caek iz moar speshul tahn teh Chawklit… Awl mai kidlest want teh choklit, so iz a nice brake frum rootine.
Tho if tehre wuz a hyooj chawklit wun… wud bii moar carrotee foar mii!!
*psssssss*
*passes ober a plate wif brown caek like chonkz onnit *
here, haz some ob dis choklately caek leftober from a welcum hoems partee. yes, dere’s sposed to be bite marks innit.
oh, and pay no tenchun to teh lak ob icing. i rlly don’t noes wut happind to wit.
hmmm Ai doan noe WAI yore slice ob carrotee caek haz noe wallyknuts, wuzzit sposta?
Ai rly did endup getN t00 roundish caeks (a carrotee & a chokilate wun) Are 5 ob us heer, tew ritehandrz (mii and teh Heir), 3 leftiz (momma & teh Pair). Awl teh rleftiz ated teh chonklate wif chonklate Bryers & wii 2 ate teh carrotee wif nilla. (An nawt wun complynt!!
wuz wurf otter $$z!)
Eberybuddy get yer nets! Teh Care Trolls are here!
duz you need Fyumi Gator, or haz you gottit under contwole?
It wuz just a cupple ov Care Trolls In Trayning. I’ll keeps a eye on dem.
corm-rats Maus!
Hey, haz u thot of maybee traneing Petoonya to hi-kick the trolls? I bet she cud reely send em flyin…..
I haz dis immij uv trolls soarin oveh meh hed tellin mii ebberyting I duz dat is stoopy. Gud ting iz not enerji drink in de can.
I iz not seeing the problem Maus…. ?
I can arrange for a landing in nice sawft whippy creem… and if that happens to be on an anthill… I will pretend I didnt no abowt it…
Well… OK! As long as its a fyre ants nest. Tehy is teh scary!
*Delicate Sensibilities Alert*
When I was a kid, if you found a dead squirrel or something and wanted the skeleton, you just put the creature in a sunny spot near a fire ants nest. Come back about a week later and *presto*, a perfectly cleaned and sun-bleached skeleton.
oh u wud haz to do much wurse to pleh me owt.
I iz a biolology majur. Dissecked lots uv stuff.
Howevver… I had a problum when they axed us to kill a, er, mowse. Had to get wun of the bois to do that.
Oh, teh humausity!
*Sob*
*heddesk*
**mumbuls under breff abowt ded skwirrl stories**
well, i guezz nao is a good time to confess.
i had to dissekt a kitteh.i had a sad of cat astrophic propurr shuns.
I nevver had to but wuz alwais afrayd I mite.
But u has to do what they want u to, in skool!
and, sadly, i’m nawt shure i lernt dat muches from teh spearience sept dat certain mussels looks like chikn. put me off chikn fur kwite awhile.
Ai hadda dissect a kitteh tew—in hoomin anat-o’mee klas.Awl it did wuz cornfuzzle mee!
Ai dyd kitteh-dissektyng awlsoe; Gibbed meh suches a grate sad, akshully. Cud nawt brake daown adn cries iyn frunta teh ovvers, tho. Jes feeled soe sorree foar teh kitteh..
I hadz to dissekt deh kitteh,too….wuz b4 ai wuz a kitteh person,tho.
Ai awlmost had to doo a frog - but tehn - ai dint!!! Ai wuz SOOO happee - becuz ai wuan’t at awl shur taht ai cud doo it!
I hadz to do a bebbeh piggee,tu….gotta lub deh anatomee class!
Janet….ai has sined up for deh cheezfrenz !!
Hey….mai post whent inna wrong playce….stoopy werk pyooter!
Janet….I haz sined up for cheezfrenz!
Hooray!!! the moar teh merrier! an teh eezier it wil bee to plan teh
Meeting in Meeshigun!! Oh - an teenie lives in Grand Rapids!!
Dere ahre manee Meeshigun kittehs !!!
PB2K….if u iz lukkin in todai,hope u iz doin OK !!!
ohai eberybuddy … ai hads to dissect a shark. did not like. yew has nawt smelled teh pleh until yew has smelleded teh combinashun of teh shark and teh formalin … dissecshun is a stranje bizness. not wut ai wud assign to teh kitlets to gets them inspired about biolology. is like diagramming sentenzes to get inspireded about writing. or sumfing.
O Hai Pd’B!!! Fansee meetin u heer.
I brunged u a chokklit biscotti!
♥