C’mon hon, juzt 1 mor round!
C’mon hon, juzt 1 mor round! I can get the litter box back! I swearz!
u betteh. cuz i nawt goin bak 2 mai old job.
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HIT MEH!!!!
I’ll bet Karen iz furvvest frum last.
I win!
Congrats, Karen!
Well, Congratullashunz, Karen!! I b thinking we drink ower wiskee strate and lizzen to deh Gambler.
♪u got 2 noe wen 2 hold em,
noe wen 2 fold em
noe wen 2 wawk away
adn no wen 2 run. . . .
U nevr kount ur moneiz wehn ur sittn at teh tabuls
Der’ll b taim enuff fur kountin wehn teh deelin’s dun
Oh noes!1!1 Photoshop!!!1!
Wut??? Shaupped??? Nebber, ebber, ebber!!!!!! Bitez yuur tung!!!
Adn luuk ashaymeded!!!!
Yoo tellim, CKK!!! Dat’z nawt shawppt!
luuk paw nxt 2 green chipz. No Shawdo Frm Green Chipz! Iz gud photo
If we drinks ower whiskery strate der gonna gonna be sum funny lookin dancin affer dat! Never mind da CHG. Eberybuddy weaar a helmet an knee pads!
Can Ai has strate tekeela? Ai can be gamblin in border toun.
Ai has threefour shots and duz Mexcun hat danse for u!
cong yerrshulaces, Karen!
Concatulayshuns karen!
Hey, gotz de poker faz!
Congrats to Karen
DUN REESK IT KITTEH, PLZ!
Iz ok. Kitteh hird a hit-goggie tu get da stuff bak.
i did nawt fink tat kitteh wuld stoop so loe as to hier a hit-goggie!
i spose desprit tiems call fer desprit meshurs.
srry. Mine nao.
won kann nebber haz enuf boxes ob crap in teh haus…
and soon u haz too git a bigger haus tew puttings moar crappola in!!!
if we cood habbing wun soupr power wut wood yew chusing?
i r chusing deh ‘bility tew fly!
Imvisbilitee. Fink of possibiltees!
rememberin ware Aye outz teh keez… truss mii, itz wud saev mush thyme 4 mii…
yup. dat an kno mentalpaws.
Ai noe mai kitteh alwaes be maekin sher I has at leest wun box ob crap in teh howse.
amen too dat!!! inbizibilitee wood be cool tew. ai fink mind reading wood be fun
oar teh ability to cuntroll tings. DAT wood be a fun wun tew hab. mai souprhero naem wood bee teh procrastinater!!!
“i’ll save the world….EEEEVENTUALLY!!!!”
Itz nawt dat kind ob kitty, kitteh!
feed teh kitteh!!!
*management – “Hey, who put the kibble in the pot?!”*
Wuz u wanting gushifudz??
*snicker*
I haznt enuf chips lef 2 enjy a gud gushidip
Duz we drinx & dans 2-nite ??
Nawt-sekund step is to admit yoo haz a problum.
gamlin problum…it haz meh
Kitteh won’t admit to nuffin.
Hims habs a chip on hims shoulder.
*heddesk
Noe, hims haz chipz awn hiz paw….
Hay, haowd I gitz down heer? I wuz replien 2 Romeowz kommint up yawnder…. Iz konfuzzled….
O, naow I b *reelee* konfuzzled! Mai nawt sekkund msg wuz at teh bottum, den *POOF* it popt bak ware it blongz….
“Up ahead is a signpost. It reads, ‘Next stop – the Twilight Zone’”
**dooDEEdoodu dooDEEdoodu dooDEEdoodu**
yah, dat happenz—werd press needz a few sekonds to press yore commints up
O I C … duzzat meen werd press iz under preshur 2 press mai werds up under teh orijinul werds win I press teh buttin?
doan press yer luck!
chip paus hav a flavur—it’s free-tows!
dancin to mary chapin carpenter……..i feel lucky!
Elebbenty millyun laytur I b sittin at teh bar
I bot teh howse uh dubble n teh waytris uh noo kar…..
Lyle Lubbit riet beside meh wif his han unpon mai thie.
HA!! Love it!
I can win dis!
I can win dis!
I tink I can!
I tink I can!!
I TINK I CAN!!!
Dis kitteh gots a seerius intents luk
Oh teh noes! Addictshuns not teh gud kitteh!! Bad ’nuff u losts all da cheezburgrs
How iz I gunna sleep nao?
I HAS NO BEDZ!
Cum ober heer, mah liddle down on hims luck kitteh.
U can cum hoams wif meh. I’ll taek care ov u…foreber.
Nao ai iz scaird. watt u gonna du tu mee?
Jus sleep on mai hedz, lyk u alwaes do.
Kitteh haz bad beat. No good playing when on tilt. Iz EZ pickinz nao for Chris “Jesus” Purrguson
Purrguson? Iz he gud at teh cardz?
Chris “Jesus” Purrguson iz onna whirl poker toor, maykes it tew menny final taybls. Ai lyk Daniel Negranu… Whut yew tink abowt Mike teh Mowf Maddison? Huzbin izza poker finattic, he bees wachin nao
Mah hubby iz da same. He lieks Negranu too. Me, I watch fur da Phil Hellmuth hissy fits.
Born, I waz born a gamblin man…
tryna maeka libbin & dewin teh bezt Ai kan….
10Q fur teh lubbly WPcommint, Romeow!!! Ai wuz NjoiN yore baykd deli cases. Nao iz drool on teh keybored.
Doan wurry, teh drool will prolly dri wifowt a prolem.
Iffs u start to gets lectrical shock when u push teh shift key,
u mite wanna fink bout getting noo keybored.
gud morning Romeow an smom!! Where iz teh lubble WPcommint? hav ai mist sumthing? Ai needz a bit ov cheer! Thiz is so WIERD!!
herez sumfin tew cheer yew up!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1179099
Teh goggie iz cheetin.
I seed him slobber on teh ace frum teh last hand.
Dis kitteh akshully has sum hooman bee hine.. Mebbe hooman tippin goggie on kittehs paw :O
BAD HOOMAN!
Bad goggie! Go to yer rooomz!
Whut joo meen JanetCanHaz4Aces AGEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Teh lesson iz: Neber bet against Janet.
Diz reeemindz meh of a moovey… 21.
It’s like something I saw on the Simpsons once.
Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D’OH!
lolz thatz funneh.and thatz allso y i dont gamble ~nya!
Dis poor kitteh obvioushly haz a medical problems. He be takin’ teh Requip for teh Restless Legs Syndromes, adn it caused hims to bet 20 Large in Teh Holdem gaem.
You can imagine hiz little legs goin’ liek a motor boat under teh Poker table.
Teh gamblins is nawt hiz faults.
I nawt fink kittehz can haz RLS. Haowebber, I haz seen kittehz wif Ressliss Butt Sindroam (yoozhullee rite b4 da Bownsee Pownsee Sindroam).
LOL
RBS – resless butt sindrome!! ai lurves it!
Wiggul, Wiggul, Wiggul…Pownces >^..^<
ohai fikshunkitteh! sry i dint comment back to you on previous post! had to get stuff done! (& mai teenkitteh was hoggin teh pooter!) mai 2 y.o. bebe kitteh is frisco-she’s a girl-i don’t know whai we naimed her frisco, but it fits, she’s laik a dog & plais fetch!. a week n haf ago we dopted nodder kitteh bebe, named her izzy. iz thinnin ov changin mai naim to frizzehkitteh or izcohkitteh? Yes, itz hot her in Texas–we’ve axcually hadda verra niz sproing–cooler temps, etc. But yesterday i finally clossed up windows and turned on a/c. moar huummid here in hoostin, but you get used to it..
mai pidgen lolspeak….let me show you it!
Ohai Frisco, no wurrees! Ai wuz wundrin ‘bowt yer kitteh’s naym, cuz Ai akshully groo up neer Bai Airiyuh, whut iz nao culled Silicon Valley. Idn’t it sew muches fun wif gnu kittehs? Ai finkso naym issa gud nao. Wevver has a hawt heer laytly, bot Vagas wuz teh unbarubl last weeknd. Cuming ‘crost teh dezert, it gotz az ohai as 115, adn bery dri. Cums hoam to Simi (SoCal) itz nawt az hawt, bot hyoomid. Yur langwij skills, u has it!
Hay, ai groo upp in T.O.!!! Wee scayped So. Cal inn ‘88—misseded teh lass fyrez fludz, earfkwakes, n ryotz…an teh payce ob lyfe iz MUSH sloweh heer.
makes cents 2 mii.
0_o
Kitteh: “Dis stayz in Veggus, rite?”
Teh storree mite nawt stay, but teh litter box will…
gambler kitteh
duznt hav a pot 2 pizz in…
;
Oar a box to poop in. . .
Nawt ownlee dat, but win him leevz dis taybul, him gonna plai “kraps”
right, kitteh, teh litter box.
That’s where yr “chips” always go…
Lol great one!
Waiting impatiently for the next ICHC photo
So am I… what few wits I have are scattered about me, longing for a jump start. Care to share coffee & English muffin?
Brunch while we wait sounds good, although it isn’t brunch for all of us. I think I’ll have prezuit with my coffee.
*Passin teh beeg mugg ob caffee ober 2 MelONyx*
Breffuss wuz 5 hrs agho, noa iz doin teh “grazin”… iffin dey ebber putz op teh nu postie, Aisle B settin op teh brunch buffay. Teh wai iz goin, Aye iz axshuuly gettin teh howzwerk dun … pleh… wuz s’pozd 2B guardinwerk dai.. buttz itz reignin…
Tanks fur de caffee. Iz nys heer, I shuld be doin guardinwerk. . Hopefully this posts, it keeps telling me it can’t.
Itz nawt reighning heer in Meesheegun – so ai guess ai’ll hav no choyce butt to go an werk outsyde! Oh well – itz a gud ting.
*finger drummings* ai am TOO!! waht can be going awn ober *there*!!?? Gud thing we dint hav a rayce oar a partee planned!
where oh where are our piktures todai????
owr dependense on ICHC lols, let us show u it!!
Chill, peeps. Eberywun is plehsantlee surpriezed when a pic is earlee or if tehres an extree wun. Now and tehn, teh pic is laet.
But it haz NEBBER bin this layte beoar! This is beyond layte. It’s missing! Teh next wun wud be doo in just 15 minnits!
Oops, sry. I didnt reealyze taht the 6:00 AM pic wuz skippeded. Mebbe the Cheezes is werkin on sumpfin (liek votin bergers).
It’s just like any addickshun Maus… peepul are used to gettin their ‘fix’ at a pacific time.
Kind uv like my kittehs expect me to wake up and give them their brekfust at 5 am… even tho I haz never got up befoar 6!
**skips off to get sum werks dun**
it wud restore teh burgerz awn teh previous pikchurs? Hao sad it wud be to hav tehm goan fur ebber. Becuz sum peepl had HYOOJ voats fur sumthing speshullee gu – an it reelee MENT sumthing.
Nao those commints are just sitting there – wif no clothez awn.
i a greeds; seamz like in teh passed dey duz teh hinkee skeduel wen dey’r up to
sumfin; i finkz dey werkin on a Nomorial Day cukout fur uz.
mebee wif – daer i howp- burgurs?
Nomorial Day!???
Oh!! Merreeoh! Yoo skeered mee there fur ai wuz loast in time!! Burgurz wud bee nice.
OH!! Merreoh – waht a gud idea! WE cud plan a Nomorial day partee! An ivinte ebreewun. Teh TTI erz wud luv to com too, ai am shur – an Moe frum India an Gober an starling an half beest an Yvi (hoo else is in Yurp??) an boom an kimkiwi – awl thoz frum Australia an Noo Zeeland – Internashnal Partee!!
Waht doo yoo think?
Aye tink…PARTEE!!!!
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*Aye borowwed sum ob CMJ’s cornfettii*
*whispurrs* smammie – itz cweenfetti!! But – it shurlee duz luk prittee!!
It cud bee fun. Corse – ai now Nomorial day shud bee a bit solemn – an THE teh beeg partee!
Hmm *think think think*
Nawt much time.
*cweenfetti*
thnx
American flags
Bands marchin
Corn un teh cobb
D…
Drum rollz
Egg salat
Fyrwerkz & flowerz
G…
Donuts
Eggrolls
Froot smoovies
G..
oooooh teh Cweenfetti!! *walks around sprinklin ebbrywair*
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Grate Beeg Merikan Flags
Hyooj Red, Wite & Bloo Bloons
Jinormus Dans Flore
K
Kitteh TeeRas an Tawp Hats
Lemun Marang Pie
Maus Pattay
N…
Knickker bokker glories
LoLelephants
Marshmellos
N..
Nutti berri pie
Open-aer phaetons
Pritti pikanik blankees
Quiltz uv aerloom uniformz
R…
(I tuk de Q!)
Nys Code Lemunaid
Orinjes
Partee Hats
Q
Raspberree Parfait
Strawbreez n kreem
Taffy
U..
Ugli Froots
Veggies
Wettingz downz frum teh fyremens
Xtra Whoopie Creem
YNG
Zauberflote onna Flote
Yaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOAR CWEENFETTI!!!!!
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Wii kneadz bawluunz 2..house 2 maek dem? Hmmmmmm….
wii whil alsew kneadz teh liddle man wif teh wiggly mush-stash and teh trashcan wif bruumb….
an moar
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this is jus flippin weird!! wen ai got on dis mornin ai wuz sprized teh kittlin wuz still gamblin………… mus be on a roll
Ais agreeds! Dis taykin muchly tew lawng! Wuz nawt their moar dan yooshual pics dai B4 todai?
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Aye founz teh bawluunz!!!
skwair bloons? ai fort teh idea emoticons lukked laik bloons – but skwair bloons is cool
BLOONS!!! Yay!!!
Um, zackly wut u guiz bemember awn Nomorial Dai?
no werk…………. (mai bad)
ohai NIP…… didju getcher room awl set up?
ohai! luk neer teh bottum
gud ideeyah.
i Nom inatez you az teh BCIC (Big Cheez in Chrg).
.
awl in flavor? EYE!!! (loud positif response)
.
Teh eyes has it. Yay, Janet!!
I bringz teh redcolornotnormalleefoundinature hot dawgs frum Peru i sabed in my pockets.
I wundrz if Igor haz a daet yet…
But – MerreeOH! Ai WUZ teh BCIC – fur menee yeerz. Nao ai ar retyred!
An eben tehn, ai had a staff!! ai cud doo it – but ai will need sum halp!
Yoo meen teh eyes of ICHC ar ar up awn mee?? Awl teh lib lawng day???
*crowd chanting*
JANET JANET JANET JANET JANET
the crowd noes wot it wantz…
Bread & Circus & Janet!
Yew whir goeN tew Nom… & ate hour Janet?
I haz a sad.
On noes! Ai guess ai iz gonna hav 2 goes to werk 2day wiffout teh neu pichur.
Izza sad. Ima late alreaddy.
No 6am pik, no 9am pik- ai am goin threw the ICHC withdrawallz… (East Coast tiemz).. waitz wif holdiz brefs fur deh lunch tiemz piks…
Gud fing I didnt try to hold mah brefs!!! Ida got a azma atak and NO PIKSHUR!
you hole yer bref then you fall ober all hypoxick…then we start SeePeePeeAr…one an too an tree an fort an fibe……breeeve…com on Duffy…stay wif me…breeve!
Naught bai teh harz on meh chinneh chin chin!
“I’ll bet the galaxy… the Arcturans will never miss it.”
FTW!
nice pic
I finks kitteh mite regret desishun. Altho, sum dais u win, sum dais u looz. Go fur it kitteh!
Down on himz luck kitteh dosent knowz when to gibe up (like a purrsidenshul
candidade we all knowz)
U gotta knoe wen 2 hold em
Knoe wen 2 fold em
Knoe wen 2 walk awai
Knoe wen 2 run
ican sucks now
I haz….a tell.
dang. yr gud. is it my eyebrow agin?
It’s teh dongle. It flashes wehn yer bluffin…
ooopz…
dang purring kicks in on jacks or better
@@@@@
Kitteh’s gamblin problum:
Must — resist — urje to pownse — on roolet wheel — mus — resist — chasing dices — must — resist — dezire to slap chipz all ovur — halp!!
Grate One, Duffy!
O.O
this cat rulez!
Lukks leik kitteh mite hav a problum…wudd sumwun call Gamblurs Anonymeows?
anomymews
Ai finkso dat be Gampurrs Anomumews.
win!
How was the NNB yesturday DK?
Do you ride, or just yr dotter?
ohai leeza! Ai do liek teh sownd ob “nawt nawty barn”…
Ai ride too, but hazen’t bin able to afford mai lessins sins Aprull becuz dotter wants to be awn teh Show Team awl summer. Adn ai will go to most ob teh shows adn cheer her awn adn hold teh horseh adn do whutebber eles needs doing. Naow DAT be muzzer lub!
*brakes down adn sobs piteeuslee becuz hazn’t ridden her big horseh in WEEKS*
oh donut cry DK!!
**pats DK onna back**
There there… haz a martoonie. There are lots uv things u gets to do that yr dotter duzznt…
*wieps owf teers wif bakc ob arm*
ooh, a post-lunch martooni! Fanks leeza-b!!!
sipslurpsipslurpsipsluurrrrrppppp *burp* Scuzi…
where new kittehs gone?
we hasn’t had a new pic all day.
we want kittehs!!!
WE NEED DA KITTEHS!
WE ARE VERY ADDICTED!
BRING BACK THE KITTEHS!
(Hi-Koo protest slogan)
LUCY! good to see ya! didja hav time to see teh Prinz Caspyun? I liked it muchlee.
ps. tries to reesykul teh bawkses. dey fillz up teh landfillz sumfin awfuls…
noes, ai nawt goes tew sees teh hawt prince, yet.
btw: wii has resyculeded teh boxeses, lyke, a billyun tymes! momcat sez, “if wii frows owt teh boxeses, taht meenz wii wunt moob ennymoar, rite?” adn ai awn-est-lee hope she iz rite. ai dunt wunts tew moob ennymoar!
nawt eben to Narnia?
well…if ai getz tew stae dere teh rest ov mai lyfe ai wud! dere awr no pooters dere, tho…:(
is it me, or did the font and type size just change fur everrybodee else?
ai din’t dew nuffin, promissssssssss
last time ai maded ebbryting italics, but ai stays out ob teh trubbel ebber sins
R u shur?????
yesh, ai promisssssssssssssssss (we gots to do sumpin bout yr memry 4.5)
wuz u walking acrost teh keyboreds agin JA??
I no we is awl bored silleh wayting fur noo cheez. But we must try to be pashent. Or maybee not! Maybee we shud start sumthin heer!! Hmmmm wut sownds liek fun?
****runs owt to teh intertubes****
I haz researched, and May 20 seems 2 be a reely ded day as far as holidaze. However I did finds wun site that says todai is:
ELIZA DOOLITTLE DAY
Can we sillibrate that????
Ware top hats and fancee dresses, talk in bad British acksents, and shout!
“Come on Dover, moove yer bloomin arse!”
Lawtsa chokklit 4 mee 2 eet
Lawtsa caol maykin lawtsa ‘eet
Warm fays, warm ‘ands, warm feet
Aow, woodenit b lubberlee!
Wun o’ mai fayvrit mew-vees!
Chayngid foar meh; Ai thot Ai dyd sumefing tu teh pyuooter!!!!!
dese chips awr nawt verri nomable
ai wunts NOMABLE chippys!
DIET! ai haz tew fitt inna prom dress next yeer! 
sowwy. ai iz awnna
No Want Spades
U gotz to noe wen to hold ‘em, noe wen to fold ‘em…
I is running out of chips, may I beg with cheezburgers?
Kitteh haz taht trayncefixxed luuk; 1000 yaurd staare!
Hims bees finkyng ov awl teh munnies hims losted frew teh yeers;
awl goneses! Wifaowt halp oar innervenshun, hims bees a gohner!!
(Wen hims fynallee luuses ebberee layst centses adn hitses rok-bauddom, guiy behine hims, hoo jes heppins tu belaung tu Gamblures Amonymus Reskue Serbis,
wil halp hims tu goe aowf tu a deetauxifykashun adn seylfe-reneuwal centur, ware kitteh wil geyt a new lief, foar shure!!!!)
brrrrr! daz wai hez callded cool hand luke!