C’mon hon, juzt 1 mor round!
C’mon hon, juzt 1 mor round! I can get the litter box back! I swearz!
u betteh. cuz i nawt goin bak 2 mai old job.
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HIT MEH!!!!
I’ll bet Karen iz furvvest frum last.
I win!
Congrats, Karen!
Well, Congratullashunz, Karen!! I b thinking we drink ower wiskee strate and lizzen to deh Gambler.
♪u got 2 noe wen 2 hold em,
noe wen 2 fold em
noe wen 2 wawk away
adn no wen 2 run. . . .
U nevr kount ur moneiz wehn ur sittn at teh tabuls
Der’ll b taim enuff fur kountin wehn teh deelin’s dun
Oh noes!1!1 Photoshop!!!1!
Wut??? Shaupped??? Nebber, ebber, ebber!!!!!! Bitez yuur tung!!!
Adn luuk ashaymeded!!!!
Yoo tellim, CKK!!! Dat’z nawt shawppt!
luuk paw nxt 2 green chipz. No Shawdo Frm Green Chipz! Iz gud photo
If we drinks ower whiskery strate der gonna gonna be sum funny lookin dancin affer dat! Never mind da CHG. Eberybuddy weaar a helmet an knee pads!
Can Ai has strate tekeela? Ai can be gamblin in border toun.
Ai has threefour shots and duz Mexcun hat danse for u!
cong yerrshulaces, Karen!
Concatulayshuns karen!
Hey, gotz de poker faz!
Congrats to Karen
DUN REESK IT KITTEH, PLZ!
Iz ok. Kitteh hird a hit-goggie tu get da stuff bak.
i did nawt fink tat kitteh wuld stoop so loe as to hier a hit-goggie!
i spose desprit tiems call fer desprit meshurs.
srry. Mine nao.
won kann nebber haz enuf boxes ob crap in teh haus…
and soon u haz too git a bigger haus tew puttings moar crappola in!!!
if we cood habbing wun soupr power wut wood yew chusing?
i r chusing deh ‘bility tew fly!
Imvisbilitee. Fink of possibiltees!
rememberin ware Aye outz teh keez… truss mii, itz wud saev mush thyme 4 mii…
yup. dat an kno mentalpaws.
Ai noe mai kitteh alwaes be maekin sher I has at leest wun box ob crap in teh howse.
amen too dat!!! inbizibilitee wood be cool tew. ai fink mind reading wood be fun
oar teh ability to cuntroll tings. DAT wood be a fun wun tew hab. mai souprhero naem wood bee teh procrastinater!!!
“i’ll save the world….EEEEVENTUALLY!!!!”
Itz nawt dat kind ob kitty, kitteh!
feed teh kitteh!!!
*management - “Hey, who put the kibble in the pot?!”*
Wuz u wanting gushifudz??
*snicker*
I haznt enuf chips lef 2 enjy a gud gushidip
Duz we drinx & dans 2-nite ??
Nawt-sekund step is to admit yoo haz a problum.
gamlin problum…it haz meh
Kitteh won’t admit to nuffin.
Hims habs a chip on hims shoulder.
*heddesk
Noe, hims haz chipz awn hiz paw….
Hay, haowd I gitz down heer? I wuz replien 2 Romeowz kommint up yawnder…. Iz konfuzzled….
O, naow I b *reelee* konfuzzled! Mai nawt sekkund msg wuz at teh bottum, den *POOF* it popt bak ware it blongz….
“Up ahead is a signpost. It reads, ‘Next stop - the Twilight Zone’”
**dooDEEdoodu dooDEEdoodu dooDEEdoodu**
yah, dat happenz—werd press needz a few sekonds to press yore commints up
O I C … duzzat meen werd press iz under preshur 2 press mai werds up under teh orijinul werds win I press teh buttin?
doan press yer luck!
chip paus hav a flavur—it’s free-tows!
dancin to mary chapin carpenter……..i feel lucky!
Elebbenty millyun laytur I b sittin at teh bar
I bot teh howse uh dubble n teh waytris uh noo kar…..
Lyle Lubbit riet beside meh wif his han unpon mai thie.
HA!! Love it!
I can win dis!
I can win dis!
I tink I can!
I tink I can!!
I TINK I CAN!!!
Dis kitteh gots a seerius intents luk
Oh teh noes! Addictshuns not teh gud kitteh!! Bad ’nuff u losts all da cheezburgrs
How iz I gunna sleep nao?
I HAS NO BEDZ!
Cum ober heer, mah liddle down on hims luck kitteh.
U can cum hoams wif meh. I’ll taek care ov u…foreber.
Nao ai iz scaird. watt u gonna du tu mee?
Jus sleep on mai hedz, lyk u alwaes do.
Kitteh haz bad beat. No good playing when on tilt. Iz EZ pickinz nao for Chris “Jesus” Purrguson
Purrguson? Iz he gud at teh cardz?
Chris “Jesus” Purrguson iz onna whirl poker toor, maykes it tew menny final taybls. Ai lyk Daniel Negranu… Whut yew tink abowt Mike teh Mowf Maddison? Huzbin izza poker finattic, he bees wachin nao
Mah hubby iz da same. He lieks Negranu too. Me, I watch fur da Phil Hellmuth hissy fits.
Born, I waz born a gamblin man…
tryna maeka libbin & dewin teh bezt Ai kan….
10Q fur teh lubbly WPcommint, Romeow!!! Ai wuz NjoiN yore baykd deli cases. Nao iz drool on teh keybored.
Doan wurry, teh drool will prolly dri wifowt a prolem.
Iffs u start to gets lectrical shock when u push teh shift key,
u mite wanna fink bout getting noo keybored.
gud morning Romeow an smom!! Where iz teh lubble WPcommint? hav ai mist sumthing? Ai needz a bit ov cheer! Thiz is so WIERD!!
herez sumfin tew cheer yew up!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1179099
Teh goggie iz cheetin.
I seed him slobber on teh ace frum teh last hand.