Comments on: could you plz leave the nite lights on…

By: Cal

Cal — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:22:29 +0000

Awwwwww!!! CUTEST LAWLKITTEH EVA!!

By: angelynx_prime

angelynx_prime — Wed, 28 May 2008 23:12:24 +0000

is OK tinee kitteh. we will leavz on teh lightz an also teh bubbly fountin. splashy noiz is all soothin to ten nervz.
n if taht don’t werk u can sleepz on teh other pillow bsides me.

By: Nala

Nala — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:19:10 +0000

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 20 May 2008 23:51:22 +0000

Fanky berree berree muchly 4 da kynd wurdz! N itz gud 2 ofishullee meet awl u fyn peepz — pleezta meecha! *holdz owt fuzzee grey (bloo?) paw, shaykz pawz wif evvybodee*

I wuz jess wandrin roun, myndin mai awn bizniss, win I seen leosmom *splort*. I waytid 2 C ifn sumwun wif moar speeriens den me wuz gonna fetch da CCC, but win I seen it wuz up 2 me I jess had 2 doo sumfing. U noez dat tiemz kritikul n uh murjinsee…..

I dunno ifn I b un egg-sport on hed-splort, but I lurnt frum watchin u fyn peepz givin da best uv cayr 2 awl deez wunnermus peepz n kittehz heer.

O, n lookee heer — derez sum ekstree chokklit possumz — I fink derez enuff 4 evvybodee can haz sum! *nom nom nom on mai shayr*

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 20 May 2008 22:36:25 +0000

Yoo boviouslee haz noe speeryense wif kidletz. Capshun bee tru too lyfe! Iffn yoo letz dem, teh kidletz kan delai sleepityme foar 1/2-howr oar moar!! Dey fraydz tehy gonna mis sumfin.

By: LiamCallahan

LiamCallahan — Tue, 20 May 2008 20:56:27 +0000

Dat iz vry cute

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 20 May 2008 19:46:15 +0000

Kitteh, awl skaired, sez:

“Naow Ai lays meh daown tu sleap,
Ai prays teh LORD mai sole tu keap,

Iyf Ai shud dye befoar Ai waike,
Ai prays teh LORD mai sole tu taike,

Iyf Ai shud…..” ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 20 May 2008 19:42:16 +0000

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By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:57:15 +0000

And ohai to yoo, leosmom! Niec to meet yoo too. That wuz kwite a dramatik entrunz yoo mayd ther, wit teh splorts an awl. Glad to see yoo is doin ok! *extends paw uv frendsheep*

By: smammie

smammie — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:40:26 +0000

{{{jamamakitty}}} Iz beri beri gud mawnin, butz wud B beddar 4 teh nu postie 2 apeer… yesh?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:37:10 +0000

see – is morning nao an ebbryting is gud!!

By: mary

mary — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:27:37 +0000

don be scawed.ceeling cat keep u saif

By: fg

fg — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:37:39 +0000

nya nyay nya nya nya nya nya nya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~omg

By: leosmom

leosmom — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:14:28 +0000

ais doin wunnerful, tanks berry, berry muchness. ai had nice dreemz snuggled betwixt mai Leo and mai Schatzie kittehs, tanks to da duck tape and floofie bwankie.
ais tryin to show pitchers of mai kittehs, but ai cant finag…fingagl…figure it out.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 20 May 2008 11:56:11 +0000

Aahz!!! Yoo were reelee gud! It iz so comfurting to know taht, eben wehn yoo splort in an out-ov-teh-way plaice laik this wun – sum wun will find yoo an taek care ov you!!

an ai dont think we hav furmallee met eider! *holds owt flloofee whyte paw, shayks paws wif Aahz*

An leosmom!! {{{leosmom}}} Welcom! an yoo haz maed a WUNDERFUL nawt second impresshun! We honor teh “splorted wuns” hailee, beucuz tehy cleerlee hav teh kwalitee of sensitivitee to kittee byootee an kyootitood taht iz rekwired to bee happee heer!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 20 May 2008 11:41:45 +0000

Gud job, Aahz! We ken sea yoo is awlreddy an eggspert on halpin wit teh brayn splorts!
*holds owt fuzzeh orinj paw, shayks paws wit Aahz*
Niec to meetcha!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 20 May 2008 09:22:06 +0000

Congradumalashuns, Gmawairzgreneshuz!!!!!!!!!

Tehy shud maike up a speshul tee-ara jes foar yuu tu keap!

Lessee: Haow bowt a krawn wif grene sekwins awl oaver,
adn liddle teenee tinee grene shuz stikyng aowt onna taupe ovvit????

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 20 May 2008 05:45:04 +0000

o hai Aahz! ♥ u dun gud wif deh CCC. ♥ I’m shur leosmom will b making deh full rekuvery frum deh hedsplort wif ur fine care. Itz so nise 2 b seein ebbry1 helping wif teh splortz. I member mai nawt-sekkund tyme wif teh CCC. It wuz berrry skeery, I wuz afeerd I’d due moar harm dan gud.

By: woozled

woozled — Tue, 20 May 2008 05:03:44 +0000

Do nawt Fergret – Next Sundae iz teh TOWL DAI!!!!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 20 May 2008 03:41:51 +0000

Eww… itza gud fing I nawt can haz fish n mai eer. Vogon powetry – DOO NAWT WANT!

But I can haz towl….

By: rainycatshia

rainycatshia — Tue, 20 May 2008 02:56:31 +0000

i was like that when i just a little kitten. lolz that made me laugh so much ~nya

By: Celestis

Celestis — Tue, 20 May 2008 02:17:50 +0000

aaawww, cyoot kitteh can haz eny-fing it wants!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:54:05 +0000

O noez! Noobee splort n dis mai nawt sekkund CCC murjinsee! Lessee ifn I kin do dis…

Iz gunna b okee dokee, leosmom! I gitz u bak 2getter n noe tiem
**skoopee skoopee skoope braynes off floar**
**tukkee tukkee tukkee bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat 2 gitz em awl nys n smoov**
**dukkee tayp 2 holdz evvyfing 2getter agin**
**cuvverz wif bavving cap sew dat derez noe muss noe fuss**
**rap leosmom wif sofftee fuzzee blankee wif pitchers of kyoot kittehz**

Dere naow — awl bettur…. Haz sum chokklit possumz 2 hep u feelz bettur

(*I hoapz I did k 4 mai nawt sekkund tiem wif teh CCC*)

O, n itz nys 2 c u heer nawt lurkin, leosmom! Wellkum!

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:52:32 +0000

Little ones are all same, no matter species…

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:45:57 +0000

Tihs kapshun is just liek getin may frenz’ 8yearsold dorter to gotosleep. Tehre is orlways sumting she wantzes.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:44:36 +0000

U can lets teh pavlova sit fur a dai but nots moar dan dat. Puts it in teh airth… eartig… containa wiv no airs gettinz in and he not goes soggee.

By: woozled

woozled — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:33:16 +0000

*wandurz off into teh depps ov teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez”*
*rummagez abowt, sturz up teh dust*
*sneezes, witch sturs up moar dust*

*Thinx: “teh onez wif teh senterfoalds are Very Innerestin’, but iz nawt whut ai wuz luukin foar”*
*Reeds in tihs book*
*Reeds in taht book*
Gots it! *slaps book cloazd, emits claowd ov dust*
*sneezes, witch sturs up moar dust AGAIN*

*openz buuk, cleerz froat (spitz aouwt frawg)*
*Reads:*
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hoopiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobbetwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t!!!
.
*Staggurz bak into teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez”, stifling a blarglebarf, to reeplayce buuk.*
.
*collapziz*

By: leosmom

leosmom — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:16:06 +0000

ai iz a former lurker hoo haz to says hai to da cheezpeeps. Uh oh!!1!! Oohhh NOES1!!!! Must hold back….CAN’T hold anymoar…
SPLORT!!!1!!
**falls off chair, holding head***

(n ai so wanted to make a good not sekond impreshon)

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:05:58 +0000

Duz teh pavlova last bery long? I kno…nom nom nom. Butts, I mean duz u hab to fill it and eet it rite away, or can it sit fur a dai? Duz get soggee?

By: Erica

Erica — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:05:49 +0000

this caption is way too wordy. C-.

By: Badgerer

Badgerer — Tue, 20 May 2008 00:58:43 +0000

ti be hole wurld famaus inb noo zeeelund!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 20 May 2008 00:08:33 +0000

Ai kin rub teh aloe bera on dem if dey did get teh sunburnz. Ai will be jentull.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 20 May 2008 00:06:45 +0000

Itz cuz she be hazzing a magnetic purrrrrsunalitee — attrakts awl kindz ob tingz tho (nawt jus teh metalz).
<3 LCB!!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 20 May 2008 00:04:37 +0000

Ai fink ai haz sung eever tree or foar uv doze Magnificatz at wun tiem or anudder. Ai kint lissen at werk, but mebbe ai will at hoam. Fanks for teh linkeez!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:50:40 +0000

Teh tiem is 11.50 in teh moarningz of May 20. Iz abowt 55dekris owtside 2day – iz neerlee wintah. Weez had sum snowinks on teh hillz but nun on teh nothillz.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:45:06 +0000

Ai iz gud,tanx……haz to go does deh lawndry nao,aneewayz.

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:42:50 +0000

Wun moar kweschun. Wut tiem iz it fur yu? Heer is PDT 4:40 pm, cheeztiem iz 1:40. Teeny tiny Ingerland iz middul ub da nite. May 19 still oar maybe past midnite. Ar yu awn may 20? We getz nozy arownd heeer.
Ai finkz ai nedez a nap. wuz up urly nd dint go tu slepe til lait. Wuz tu hawt wif cubburz nd tu cowld wifowt. iz kulur tudai bai abowt 10 degrease.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:42:26 +0000

Dere iz messikin restront clows to mai ophis, so I go luk. Iz orlso gud jappiknees plaice for teh fishies not dun yet.

Ennyboddy want ennifink wile I dere?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:39:06 +0000

Yeh

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:35:17 +0000

Duz deh hav fishie tacos in nuziland ??

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:33:57 +0000

Well GWGS I goes tew warmup teh leftobers………dinnit hab lunch today and awl teh tawk ob fuds……..grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

congrats again awn our braid….. lets dew it agin sumtime!!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:33:17 +0000

Datz gud. Iz nerely tyme fore mai lunchies. Wot I want?

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:32:40 +0000

Sebrel dayz in Hawaii bee gud. I iz only flewed on the airyplayne to California nawt sekund time and did notstop flyte. I iz 6feets tall and dere be no rooms for mai leggies on teh playne. Pleh!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:29:37 +0000

ai been der mini times. teh odder gud wun is Powell’s in Portland………. teh HUGE!!

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:28:40 +0000

iz dat da sok HP gib Dobby? dobby iz gud elf! it nawt matirz if sok iz smel.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:28:28 +0000

Leik in Hawaii……fur seberal dayz……or weekz…..

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:25:16 +0000

Did yu goze tu Elliot Bay bukstoar? Abowt 2 yeeers ago wuz buksining wif jan Burke nd sum uvvurs. mai # 3 iz cunsidur “unpublish” riter nd noze lawtz ub gud riterz. she tel Jan “yu go stay wif mai sistur wen yu go” Dey hab a berry gud tiem.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:23:45 +0000

ai will passit alawg iffn ai sees herz

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:22:15 +0000

ai finkso dey mowed teh field twice !!!

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:21:57 +0000

Da polturguiz can be fun. If yu se hur tel hur ai hab tu go tu stoar tumoro. Abowt 11:30 we awlwaiz haz da fyrmenz duing dere shawping. can watch dem frum tabulz bai da strawbukz stawl.