could you plz leave the nite lights on…
could you plz leave the nite lights on… and and can I has a glass of watr? & a hugz. & 1 storee?
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Ai iz so scairt !
hurrah fur GWGS! Eggselent furvest frum last.
Fankz, yu tu iz conga ratz. Du we wantz a nais nyew teaira?wif da sparkleez? LCB Ete yur hart owt.
Ooooh. De sparkleez r nys. I fink we wuld luk wunnermus.
J. S. Bach “Magnificat”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo1x-62WmrI&feature=related
Marc-Antoine Charpentier “Magnificat”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC8zNWfPoT8&feature=related
John Rutter “Magnificat”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3O_cV4bxRk
Pachelbel “Magnificat” – Hungarian Choir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty7aSZOgHe0
Pergolesi “Magnificat”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyGqbuJ5bg4&feature=related
Magnifisent! Fank yu, Janet. Yu can sing awl , rite?
ai bukmark su can lissun sum moar. Can moast relait tu Pergolesi. frumpy liddul teenee gurlz singing liddul hartz owt. ai injoyd doze daiz wen we sang. nawt moast ub da rest ub being dat aje.
Ai fink ai haz sung eever tree or foar uv doze Magnificatz at wun tiem or anudder. Ai kint lissen at werk, but mebbe ai will at hoam. Fanks for teh linkeez!
Yu shud see da kitteh whu wached da BBC 2 testkard. Dey wur terrified all nite.
oh noessssssss. teh pooooooooor bebbehs!!
Congradumalashuns, Gmawairzgreneshuz!!!!!!!!!
Tehy shud maike up a speshul tee-ara jes foar yuu tu keap!
Lessee: Haow bowt a krawn wif grene sekwins awl oaver,
adn liddle teenee tinee grene shuz stikyng aowt onna taupe ovvit????
ai is skeered ob teh dark
yippee GMGS!! congrats on yr nawt second!!
Und also wun fur jamamakitty! hurrah, hurrah!
yew can leave teh lite on AND you can leave your hat on!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ
& nudder storee? & 1 moar glass uv wadder? & checks de closit & unner de bed tu pleeze.
Okey. Da chek is in da klosit.
UNGER TEH BEB!!! LUUK UNGER TEH BEB!!!
Tehr myte beh mawnsturz!! Oar teh Bogey Mann!!
eek!!
*frowz coverz ober hed*
*checks unda der bed* “Der’s a gobliny-elfy-thing colled Dobbi, and a sok dat haznt been woshed in a munf, but no mawnsturz. Unlez yu cownt da four-hedded rinoserus dat haz a book of Vogon powetry”
Noez !!!!! No letz deh Vogon reedz deh poetry !!!!!
Iz ok. Hi duzn’t cownt and hi can’t riid eivur.
*wandurz off into teh depps ov teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez”*
*rummagez abowt, sturz up teh dust*
*sneezes, witch sturs up moar dust*
*Thinx: “teh onez wif teh senterfoalds are Very Innerestin’, but iz nawt whut ai wuz luukin foar”*
*Reeds in tihs book*
*Reeds in taht book*
Gots it! *slaps book cloazd, emits claowd ov dust*
*sneezes, witch sturs up moar dust AGAIN*
*openz buuk, cleerz froat (spitz aouwt frawg)*
*Reads:*
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hoopiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobbetwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t!!!
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*Staggurz bak into teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez”, stifling a blarglebarf, to reeplayce buuk.*
.
*collapziz*
Eww… itza gud fing I nawt can haz fish n mai eer. Vogon powetry – DOO NAWT WANT!
But I can haz towl….
Do nawt Fergret – Next Sundae iz teh TOWL DAI!!!!
iz dat da sok HP gib Dobby? dobby iz gud elf! it nawt matirz if sok iz smel.
Yay! Jamamamama , we iz got us a ty!
We iz got us a brade! Warez ebbreebuddeez tu sillibrate wif us? We mite az wel go tu booteak nd du sum shawping fur a wile til dey cumz. Wut yu wants tu bai?
nawt………..we follow the LCB lead. how big are yr pockets?
Wy ebbreebuddeez maikz disparejing remrhkz abowt mai bff LCB?Ai kepe awn tel yu awl. da shiny fingz jus leikz hur nd frowz demslfz in hur pokitz.;)
ai fink it jus be teh reputasian…….. but yew cud be rite. almos like a poltergist. weh hers around teh stuffs jus flies in herz pockets!!
Da polturguiz can be fun. If yu se hur tel hur ai hab tu go tu stoar tumoro. Abowt 11:30 we awlwaiz haz da fyrmenz duing dere shawping. can watch dem frum tabulz bai da strawbukz stawl.
ai will passit alawg iffn ai sees herz
Itz cuz she be hazzing a magnetic purrrrrsunalitee — attrakts awl kindz ob tingz tho (nawt jus teh metalz).
<3 LCB!!!
yippee,,,,,,,, me an mai buddy!!!
we needs a liddel storeeee buk for our liddel friend!! soooooooo cyoooooot!! an den we needs teh bobblol head kitteh an teh ebbryting!!
Wuns upona tym der wuz a bootifull land where all de cheezfrens lived adn playd niselee wit wun anuvver. Der wuz a lufferly nawty barn compleet wit fyrmenz & wimminz, dbeaker lab, adn minnee udder wunnerful plaises war de cheezfrens culd mayk de funnees & haz de partees, de drinkses, de danses, de noms. . .De bestest ppl on de interwebz wuz dere.
Den dere were de trolls . . .
Oh, noze! nawt da trolez! naow aim scairt agen. whimper.
Oh, iz no need to be scairt, kitteh. Dis land uv ICHC haz de mos stalwart defenderz! It gives de good Cweenmj, adn de gudharted Maus, adn Kafleen de donkeh wit her flyin hoofs, to name but tree. Dere iz alzo de gud-harted lurkerz, de onez wii nebber sees hu wishes us all de best, adn formz de gud sheelds fur us wit wellwishes.
Also, if u luks clowsly, u sees dat sum uv de trolls r de cheezfrenz playin at de masque.
U too, liddel kitteh, can tickels de trolls til dey laffs!
Or, liddel kitteh, yu can splort dem 2 def.
nawt tew ferget the nyg who duz teh ironin!!
or de cabana boiz.
or deh wuns who mows teh meadow witout teh shirts!! ai hopes dey didn’t get sunburned yesterdaiiiiii
Ai hopes nawt,too……we mayde dem stay out dere a LOOONNGGGG tyme !
ai finkso dey mowed teh field twice !!!
Ai kin rub teh aloe bera on dem if dey did get teh sunburnz. Ai will be jentull.
Did yu goze tu Elliot Bay bukstoar? Abowt 2 yeeers ago wuz buksining wif jan Burke nd sum uvvurs. mai # 3 iz cunsidur “unpublish” riter nd noze lawtz ub gud riterz. she tel Jan “yu go stay wif mai sistur wen yu go” Dey hab a berry gud tiem.
ai been der mini times. teh odder gud wun is Powell’s in Portland………. teh HUGE!!
Well GWGS I goes tew warmup teh leftobers………dinnit hab lunch today and awl teh tawk ob fuds……..grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
congrats again awn our braid….. lets dew it agin sumtime!!
ai wuz just emayo wif mai dortur in Skeattle nd luk at clok. ooohooohoooh! so ai rite bak nd telz hur hury up nd pounce in fur sum funz. she wurkz tu hard nd nedez a brake.
wich wun is her?
She mite be lurk, nawt sine in oar ennyfing. wud be tu ezy tu nawt getting bak tu wurk nd iz sefl imploy. Wud dy in poberteez.
oh noes…………nawt teh poberteez!! deh dredded butt wiggul ob poberteez!!
Come, let me snorgle thee!
y doesnt he wahnt a kiss?? no kittehn can go withouts it!!!! anyways i like picture!!
Yesh,babee…..comes snorgle wit mamma !!!
O noes! Too kyoot!
*Runs fur CHRG and duk taep*
Whew! Maed it jus in tiem!
Hai gaizngals I iz hea and haf bringed teh parteh fudz from nooziland. I havz teh pavlova and teh ittibitti sosages wif teh mato sauce and teh plikled nunyons.
Enjoyz.
oh yums……….dat sounds teh nommable. wut duz dey drinx wiff it?
Kiwiz mostlee drinx teh beer. But sum of uz be sofistimacated and drinx teh whyne. Nuffink goes wif teh plikled nunyons tho. Pavlova is muchly nommable. U want me maek wun fore yew jamama?
dat wud be most kindleeeeeee ob yew!! fanks! an wun for mai buddy GMWGS to try…………
Dat sowndz berry gud. Iz almost tym fur dinner heer adn I am soooo hongreee!
nomnomnomnomnom
Ize will bringz deh Meeshigun fudz……Faygo soda, Better Made chipz,Frankenmuth chickun !!!
iz willin to trai teh nooo stuffs!!
*Getz teh 6 eggies and sepa… sepe… sepr… uses only teh whitezes. Turns teh offen on to low heet. Whippees teh eggies wiv sum sugahz and teh vinila essens and teh creemoftartar til has soft peeks. Putz onto teh baking tray and putses in teh offen till is crispee on teh outsyde and chewee on teh insyde. Covers wiff teh whippee creem and slycs of kiwifrootz and strawbrees. Slicez for orl teh frenz.*
yum, dis teh pavlova?
Yesses, iz teh pavlova.
iz liek eetink clowdz. Seeriuz. iz da nom nom nomist!
Iz one o doze dezzerts dat yu cans jus eet & eet & eet…..lite & floofy!
Fer teh egstra speshul frenz i addz teh coco powdah and makezes teh choklit pavlova. *makezes teh choklit pavlova and sharezes it*
Stawwwwp !!! Can nawt tayke ennymor nomminess !!!
Lamingtons wud maek ur hed asplode. Tehy is ittibitti sponge caeks wiv teh choklit or teh strawbree ising and teh dessi… desik… teeny bitz ob teh dryed coconutses on teh outsyde. U kin cutz tehm in halfsies and phil wiv teh whippecreem.
****** stomik splorts *******
Duz teh pavlova last bery long? I kno…nom nom nom. Butts, I mean duz u hab to fill it and eet it rite away, or can it sit fur a dai? Duz get soggee?
U can lets teh pavlova sit fur a dai but nots moar dan dat. Puts it in teh airth… eartig… containa wiv no airs gettinz in and he not goes soggee.
OOOO!! OOOO! An teh Vernor’s Ginger Ale!!! Teh best in teh hole wyde whirled!!
WooHoo for Vernors!! Hard 2 fynd tehse dais…
….Andz deh cherry winz from uppa north…
The L & P (limin and paeroa) is teh bestest. Iz berry kiwi drink and wos mayde in small town kneer town i growd up in.
ti be hole wurld famaus inb noo zeeelund!
ooh! OOOOOOO!!!!!!
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iffn wii can haz Vernor’s, den wii must haz teh Boston Cooler (wif teh Vernor’s and teh Stroh’s Icycreem!)
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(awl dese nommabuls make mii hungree!!)
Yesh….deh Strohs icycreem……dere is a Strohs icycreem shoppe in mai hometownz,but nawt where ai libs nao!
an den yew gets teh pleh horspital fuds……………..
we cud hab deh smuggle party an bring all teh gud stuffs 4 yew!! onlee a liddel ob each sew yew won’t haz bad reacshun!!
Howz r u doin todai,PB2K ?????
Nomz, indede! Fank yu so muxh! Lubz da pavlova. Memember redez abowt da danzer wen Ai wuz yung. so romansikul.
Wich iland duz yu lib? Ai fawt abowt 25 yeerz ago Ai wud liek tu maibe eben lib dere fur retire. Aftur hab grand otturs du nawt wantz tu be ona uvver sied ub wurld. Ai lib in California nd it semez tu be muxh aliek eksipt nawt wawter on awl siedz. but lawtz ub beach nd snowcap mowntinz, wyne graipz growz nd stuf.:)
Ai libz in Dunedin, in teh Souf Island. Iz vairy pritty and wee haz beeches nd teh mowntinz wiv snowz and teh rivverrs wiv teh trouties and teh salmon for nommingz.
sownz liek wunnurful plaice . wud liek tu bisit eksep ur da trabulling. Bettur fur me just luk at da pikshurz ona teebee nd imajin da wite wattur raftingz dey duz dere.IRL ai wud be tu scairt.
Iz prolim bcos nooziland sooooo farway frum efrywhair. Taeks 14 owrs in airyplaynz to gets to californya. Iz betr if can be having teh stopova on teh weigh.
Leik in Hawaii……fur seberal dayz……or weekz…..
Sebrel dayz in Hawaii bee gud. I iz only flewed on the airyplayne to California nawt sekund time and did notstop flyte. I iz 6feets tall and dere be no rooms for mai leggies on teh playne. Pleh!
Wun moar kweschun. Wut tiem iz it fur yu? Heer is PDT 4:40 pm, cheeztiem iz 1:40. Teeny tiny Ingerland iz middul ub da nite. May 19 still oar maybe past midnite. Ar yu awn may 20? We getz nozy arownd heeer.
Ai finkz ai nedez a nap. wuz up urly nd dint go tu slepe til lait. Wuz tu hawt wif cubburz nd tu cowld wifowt. iz kulur tudai bai abowt 10 degrease.
Teh tiem is 11.50 in teh moarningz of May 20. Iz abowt 55dekris owtside 2day – iz neerlee wintah. Weez had sum snowinks on teh hillz but nun on teh nothillz.
Fanks yu berry muchlee, kimkiwi.
Yu berry welkum. Hopezes u lieking berry muchlee.
baibii kittun niidz lurves, snorgles, an safe plaiss. Furevur. AI LURVE KITTUN!!!
i’ll juss slepe in ur bed. kthx.
How did my daughter get so fuzzy?
Oh hai, I snorgle u an we stay up all nite watchin’ teevee an’ havin de tummy rubs. No skaree at all.
awwwwwwwwww dat sounds jus about purrrrrrrrfect!!
*sigh* dat is a tall ordr, kitteh! mummeh is bizzy…
Liddill Kitteh habz
a lawwwwwwng shawpeeng listz. Mebbee
juss needz Belleh Rubz
Sum Rubbinz unndurr
Kitteh’s chin willz turnz awn t3h
cawntented Purrz Bawks
Mebbee sum Rubbinz
arowndz t3h eerz willz duz trikk?
Luukz lyke its Nap Tyme!
Jack.
oh yesh!! bai teh eeeers!! purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I gives glass of milk and 2 storees. Tell about Once Upon a Cheezburger.
Wee needz to git Dr Tinycat to fisit eeck – haz stomik splorts. U awrite eeck? Me worrys.
Ai will recubber…..just ayted deh dinner an deh chokklit pavlovas wuz jus 2 much !
Datz gud. Iz nerely tyme fore mai lunchies. Wot I want?
Duz deh hav fishie tacos in nuziland ??
Dere iz messikin restront clows to mai ophis, so I go luk. Iz orlso gud jappiknees plaice for teh fishies not dun yet.
Ennyboddy want ennifink wile I dere?
Ai iz gud,tanx……haz to go does deh lawndry nao,aneewayz.
this caption is way too wordy. C-.
Tihs kapshun is just liek getin may frenz’ 8yearsold dorter to gotosleep. Tehre is orlways sumting she wantzes.
Yoo boviouslee haz noe speeryense wif kidletz. Capshun bee tru too lyfe! Iffn yoo letz dem, teh kidletz kan delai sleepityme foar 1/2-howr oar moar!! Dey fraydz tehy gonna mis sumfin.
ai iz a former lurker hoo haz to says hai to da cheezpeeps. Uh oh!!1!! Oohhh NOES1!!!! Must hold back….CAN’T hold anymoar…
SPLORT!!!1!!
**falls off chair, holding head***
(n ai so wanted to make a good not sekond impreshon)
O noez! Noobee splort n dis mai nawt sekkund CCC murjinsee! Lessee ifn I kin do dis…
Iz gunna b okee dokee, leosmom! I gitz u bak 2getter n noe tiem
**skoopee skoopee skoope braynes off floar**
**tukkee tukkee tukkee bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat 2 gitz em awl nys n smoov**
**dukkee tayp 2 holdz evvyfing 2getter agin**
**cuvverz wif bavving cap sew dat derez noe muss noe fuss**
**rap leosmom wif sofftee fuzzee blankee wif pitchers of kyoot kittehz**
Dere naow — awl bettur…. Haz sum chokklit possumz 2 hep u feelz bettur
(*I hoapz I did k 4 mai nawt sekkund tiem wif teh CCC*)
O, n itz nys 2 c u heer nawt lurkin, leosmom! Wellkum!
o hai Aahz! ♥ u dun gud wif deh CCC. ♥ I’m shur leosmom will b making deh full rekuvery frum deh hedsplort wif ur fine care. Itz so nise 2 b seein ebbry1 helping wif teh splortz. I member mai nawt-sekkund tyme wif teh CCC. It wuz berrry skeery, I wuz afeerd I’d due moar harm dan gud.
Fanky berree berree muchly 4 da kynd wurdz! N itz gud 2 ofishullee meet awl u fyn peepz — pleezta meecha! *holdz owt fuzzee grey (bloo?) paw, shaykz pawz wif evvybodee*
I wuz jess wandrin roun, myndin mai awn bizniss, win I seen leosmom *splort*. I waytid 2 C ifn sumwun wif moar speeriens den me wuz gonna fetch da CCC, but win I seen it wuz up 2 me I jess had 2 doo sumfing. U noez dat tiemz kritikul n uh murjinsee…..
I dunno ifn I b un egg-sport on hed-splort, but I lurnt frum watchin u fyn peepz givin da best uv cayr 2 awl deez wunnermus peepz n kittehz heer.
O, n lookee heer — derez sum ekstree chokklit possumz — I fink derez enuff 4 evvybodee can haz sum! *nom nom nom on mai shayr*
Gud job, Aahz! We ken sea yoo is awlreddy an eggspert on halpin wit teh brayn splorts!
*holds owt fuzzeh orinj paw, shayks paws wit Aahz*
Niec to meetcha!
Aahz!!! Yoo were reelee gud! It iz so comfurting to know taht, eben wehn yoo splort in an out-ov-teh-way plaice laik this wun – sum wun will find yoo an taek care ov you!!
an ai dont think we hav furmallee met eider! *holds owt flloofee whyte paw, shayks paws wif Aahz*
An leosmom!! {{{leosmom}}} Welcom! an yoo haz maed a WUNDERFUL nawt second impresshun! We honor teh “splorted wuns” hailee, beucuz tehy cleerlee hav teh kwalitee of sensitivitee to kittee byootee an kyootitood taht iz rekwired to bee happee heer!
ais doin wunnerful, tanks berry, berry muchness. ai had nice dreemz snuggled betwixt mai Leo and mai Schatzie kittehs, tanks to da duck tape and floofie bwankie.
ais tryin to show pitchers of mai kittehs, but ai cant finag…fingagl…figure it out.
And ohai to yoo, leosmom! Niec to meet yoo too. That wuz kwite a dramatik entrunz yoo mayd ther, wit teh splorts an awl. Glad to see yoo is doin ok! *extends paw uv frendsheep*
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Little ones are all same, no matter species…
aaawww, cyoot kitteh can haz eny-fing it wants!
i was like that when i just a little kitten. lolz that made me laugh so much ~nya
nya nyay nya nya nya nya nya nya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~omg
don be scawed.ceeling cat keep u saif
see – is morning nao an ebbryting is gud!!
{{{jamamakitty}}} Iz beri beri gud mawnin, butz wud B beddar 4 teh nu postie 2 apeer… yesh?
Kitteh, awl skaired, sez:
“Naow Ai lays meh daown tu sleap,
Ai prays teh LORD mai sole tu keap,
Iyf Ai shud dye befoar Ai waike,
Ai prays teh LORD mai sole tu taike,
Iyf Ai shud…..” ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Dat iz vry cute
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…!
is OK tinee kitteh. we will leavz on teh lightz an also teh bubbly fountin. splashy noiz is all soothin to ten nervz.
n if taht don’t werk u can sleepz on teh other pillow bsides me.
Awwwwww!!! CUTEST LAWLKITTEH EVA!!