could you plz leave the nite lights on…
could you plz leave the nite lights on… and and can I has a glass of watr? & a hugz. & 1 storee?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai iz so scairt !
hurrah fur GWGS! Eggselent furvest frum last.
Fankz, yu tu iz conga ratz. Du we wantz a nais nyew teaira?wif da sparkleez? LCB Ete yur hart owt.
Ooooh. De sparkleez r nys. I fink we wuld luk wunnermus.
J. S. Bach “Magnificat”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo1x-62WmrI&feature=related
Marc-Antoine Charpentier “Magnificat”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC8zNWfPoT8&feature=related
John Rutter “Magnificat”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3O_cV4bxRk
Pachelbel “Magnificat” – Hungarian Choir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty7aSZOgHe0
Pergolesi “Magnificat”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyGqbuJ5bg4&feature=related
Magnifisent! Fank yu, Janet. Yu can sing awl , rite?
ai bukmark su can lissun sum moar. Can moast relait tu Pergolesi. frumpy liddul teenee gurlz singing liddul hartz owt. ai injoyd doze daiz wen we sang. nawt moast ub da rest ub being dat aje.
Ai fink ai haz sung eever tree or foar uv doze Magnificatz at wun tiem or anudder. Ai kint lissen at werk, but mebbe ai will at hoam. Fanks for teh linkeez!
Yu shud see da kitteh whu wached da BBC 2 testkard. Dey wur terrified all nite.
oh noessssssss. teh pooooooooor bebbehs!!
Congradumalashuns, Gmawairzgreneshuz!!!!!!!!!
Tehy shud maike up a speshul tee-ara jes foar yuu tu keap!
Lessee: Haow bowt a krawn wif grene sekwins awl oaver,
adn liddle teenee tinee grene shuz stikyng aowt onna taupe ovvit????
ai is skeered ob teh dark
yippee GMGS!! congrats on yr nawt second!!
Und also wun fur jamamakitty! hurrah, hurrah!
yew can leave teh lite on AND you can leave your hat on!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ
& nudder storee? & 1 moar glass uv wadder? & checks de closit & unner de bed tu pleeze.
Okey. Da chek is in da klosit.
UNGER TEH BEB!!! LUUK UNGER TEH BEB!!!
Tehr myte beh mawnsturz!! Oar teh Bogey Mann!!
eek!!
*frowz coverz ober hed*
*checks unda der bed* “Der’s a gobliny-elfy-thing colled Dobbi, and a sok dat haznt been woshed in a munf, but no mawnsturz. Unlez yu cownt da four-hedded rinoserus dat haz a book of Vogon powetry”
Noez !!!!! No letz deh Vogon reedz deh poetry !!!!!
Iz ok. Hi duzn’t cownt and hi can’t riid eivur.
*wandurz off into teh depps ov teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez”*
*rummagez abowt, sturz up teh dust*
*sneezes, witch sturs up moar dust*
*Thinx: “teh onez wif teh senterfoalds are Very Innerestin’, but iz nawt whut ai wuz luukin foar”*
*Reeds in tihs book*
*Reeds in taht book*
Gots it! *slaps book cloazd, emits claowd ov dust*
*sneezes, witch sturs up moar dust AGAIN*
*openz buuk, cleerz froat (spitz aouwt frawg)*
*Reads:*
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hoopiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobbetwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t!!!
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*Staggurz bak into teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez”, stifling a blarglebarf, to reeplayce buuk.*
.
*collapziz*
Eww… itza gud fing I nawt can haz fish n mai eer. Vogon powetry - DOO NAWT WANT!
But I can haz towl….
Do nawt Fergret - Next Sundae iz teh TOWL DAI!!!!
iz dat da sok HP gib Dobby? dobby iz gud elf! it nawt matirz if sok iz smel.
Yay! Jamamamama , we iz got us a ty!
We iz got us a brade! Warez ebbreebuddeez tu sillibrate wif us? We mite az wel go tu booteak nd du sum shawping fur a wile til dey cumz. Wut yu wants tu bai?
nawt………..we follow the LCB lead. how big are yr pockets?
Wy ebbreebuddeez maikz disparejing remrhkz abowt mai bff LCB?Ai kepe awn tel yu awl. da shiny fingz jus leikz hur nd frowz demslfz in hur pokitz.
ai fink it jus be teh reputasian…….. but yew cud be rite. almos like a poltergist. weh hers around teh stuffs jus flies in herz pockets!!
Da polturguiz can be fun. If yu se hur tel hur ai hab tu go tu stoar tumoro. Abowt 11:30 we awlwaiz haz da fyrmenz duing dere shawping. can watch dem frum tabulz bai da strawbukz stawl.
ai will passit alawg iffn ai sees herz
Itz cuz she be hazzing a magnetic purrrrrsunalitee — attrakts awl kindz ob tingz tho (nawt jus teh metalz).
<3 LCB!!!
yippee,,,,,,,, me an mai buddy!!!
we needs a liddel storeeee buk for our liddel friend!! soooooooo cyoooooot!! an den we needs teh bobblol head kitteh an teh ebbryting!!
Wuns upona tym der wuz a bootifull land where all de cheezfrens lived adn playd niselee wit wun anuvver. Der wuz a lufferly nawty barn compleet wit fyrmenz & wimminz, dbeaker lab, adn minnee udder wunnerful plaises war de cheezfrens culd mayk de funnees & haz de partees, de drinkses, de danses, de noms. . .De bestest ppl on de interwebz wuz dere.
Den dere were de trolls . . .
Oh, noze! nawt da trolez! naow aim scairt agen. whimper.
Oh, iz no need to be scairt, kitteh. Dis land uv ICHC haz de mos stalwart defenderz! It gives de good Cweenmj, adn de gudharted Maus, adn Kafleen de donkeh wit her flyin hoofs, to name but tree. Dere iz alzo de gud-harted lurkerz, de onez wii nebber sees hu wishes us all de best, adn formz de gud sheelds fur us wit wellwishes.
Also, if u luks clowsly, u sees dat sum uv de trolls r de cheezfrenz playin at de masque.
U too, liddel kitteh, can tickels de trolls til dey laffs!
Or, liddel kitteh, yu can splort dem 2 def.
nawt tew ferget the nyg who duz teh ironin!!
or de cabana boiz.
or deh wuns who mows teh meadow witout teh shirts!! ai hopes dey didn’t get sunburned yesterdaiiiiii
Ai hopes nawt,too……we mayde dem stay out dere a LOOONNGGGG tyme !
ai finkso dey mowed teh field twice !!!
Ai kin rub teh aloe bera on dem if dey did get teh sunburnz. Ai will be jentull.
Did yu goze tu Elliot Bay bukstoar? Abowt 2 yeeers ago wuz buksining wif jan Burke nd sum uvvurs. mai # 3 iz cunsidur “unpublish” riter nd noze lawtz ub gud riterz. she tel Jan “yu go stay wif mai sistur wen yu go” Dey hab a berry gud tiem.
ai been der mini times. teh odder gud wun is Powell’s in Portland………. teh HUGE!!
Well GWGS I goes tew warmup teh leftobers………dinnit hab lunch today and awl teh tawk ob fuds……..grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
congrats again awn our braid….. lets dew it agin sumtime!!
ai wuz just emayo wif mai dortur in Skeattle nd luk at clok. ooohooohoooh! so ai rite bak nd telz hur hury up nd pounce in fur sum funz. she wurkz tu hard nd nedez a brake.
wich wun is her?
She mite be lurk, nawt sine in oar ennyfing. wud be tu ezy tu nawt getting bak tu wurk nd iz sefl imploy. Wud dy in poberteez.
oh noes…………nawt teh poberteez!! deh dredded butt wiggul ob poberteez!!
Come, let me snorgle thee!
y doesnt he wahnt a kiss?? no kittehn can go withouts it!!!! anyways i like picture!!
Yesh,babee…..comes snorgle wit mamma !!!
O noes! Too kyoot!
*Runs fur CHRG and duk taep*
Whew! Maed it jus in tiem!
Hai gaizngals I iz hea and haf bringed teh parteh fudz from nooziland. I havz teh pavlova and teh ittibitti sosages wif teh mato sauce and teh plikled nunyons.
Enjoyz.
oh yums……….dat sounds teh nommable. wut duz dey drinx wiff it?
Kiwiz mostlee drinx teh beer. But sum of uz be sofistimacated and drinx teh whyne. Nuffink goes wif teh plikled nunyons tho. Pavlova is muchly nommable. U want me maek wun fore yew jamama?
dat wud be most kindleeeeeee ob yew!! fanks! an wun for mai buddy GMWGS to try…………
Dat sowndz berry gud. Iz almost tym fur dinner heer adn I am soooo hongreee!
nomnomnomnomnom
Ize will bringz deh Meeshigun fudz……Faygo soda, Better Made chipz,Frankenmuth chickun !!!