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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
he’s in coach now.
the kitteh gets fur– class!
In fur class kitteh gets gushifuds. In coach, onlee teh kibbuls…
and they run over yer tayle wif teh drink cart…
I haets taht! An bumps yer arm too!
kitteh ar 2 speshul to fly in the cattle class
that’s for humins and doggehs.
kitteh wants himz own private jet
kthx bai
yer less likely to get teh arm bumped if you waitz fer the flitey attndntz to serb you and not go gwabbie paws teh stuffs on teh cartz. not that you wood dew dat. jest sayin…
yay leeza
ohai Lolnascar!
Iz is onlee u and me this morning?
I ar here 2, we can haz brakefast parteh for Leeza?
I bringz muffinz with berries
and pot of coffee
I haz deh cinnymun bunz wid deh creem cheez frostin!
they be delishus, now we needz something savory
scrambled eggs with home fries
anyone?
I ar setting up a brakefast buffeh and then Iz be going dosing
sum work
k?
I come backs later
Cawfee sownds grate!
mmmmmm…… and the bunz…..
*holds plate owt*
** putz bunz awn leeza-b’s plate **
Bon app….epp…ahp…… EAT UP !!!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom……….
O hai! Leeza-b! Congratumalashuns! I does a liddel cha-cha dans fur yu while yu enjois yur brekkuss, and will get you fresh kawfees, too! Yu wuld lyk flavoringz? I wuz soda jerk, not barista, but made spressos & lattes sumtimz. Hazelnut? Hawaiian in kona?
fanks! I likes the ‘nilla and teh ciniminimiminom flavrs mostly!
Did u make the sodas wif i screams too? Milkshaykes maybee….?
Milkshayde cud be a brekfust fud, rite??
Ub corz! I will mayk milkshayks fur ebberywun. If wii mayks dem smoovie-style wit de strawburries adn de pynzappel dey will even be de nootrishus! (Laytr today wii shuld try de rut biir flotz.)
Droppy in de froot, now fur de icy creem. . .
*scoopy spptfllloop scoopy spptfllloop scoopy spptfllloop*
*Ffwwwwhirrrrrrrrrrrr*
*spllllut spllllut spllllut*
An a chewwy on tahp!
Dere yu go!
mmmm…. u noes MelOnyx….*slurp*… I iz not pawsitive but I think we mite need a sodah shwap heer at ICHC.
U cud do verri big bizness I thinks!
I iz thinking speshully when things gets hot arownd heer, i scream is grate! And it can be hot heer year rownd, it seems….
Ohai Leeza-B, conga rat shoelaces!
MelONyx izza gud iscreem scoopa! Fanks fur teh smoovie, itz deelishus adn nootrishus
Ai’m habbin smoovie IRL stromberry, cheery adn peech…mmmmm
Yums! Tanks Melonyx! Too earli heer for martoonies- milkshayks just rite!
Trai de ‘talian ices & de frooty snowballs, 2. I lurves dis kinda stuff. Wisht wen I wuz liddelkit dat I culd go 2 de zoda shoppe alla tym lyk mai momkat did, but dey r nawt de saym, nao. Rnt mennee left, eeder.
Oara dribe-inz, yoosta bee lotsa funz win Ai wuzza kitteh. Bringz own popcorm adn sets up sweepin bagz wiff pillos inna bak obba stashun wagin
duz u meen, jellatoes??
mmmmmm…….
Jellatoz r gud 2, but ‘talian ices r lyk de ole fashun sodaz, b4 dey were all marketed in de boddlz (adn canz adn 2 litres). Wen u went 2 de soda fowntn adn tol de man wut yu wanted, adn he added de syrups adn de flavrinz adn de soda wadder. Frooty snowballs iz lyk de snowconz, but dey has de sweet mylk adn massuraytd froot in dem. I had a kitteh onct dat luuuuved dem.
Oh, Fikshunkitteh, we useded to do dat too! We wood wait fur “Buck-a-Car Nite” an a bunch uv us gurlz wood pile into my fren’s mom’s stashun waggin wif air mattresseses an popcorn an sodas, bak into teh space an let teh talegayt down to wach teh moovie. Much funs!
Wow, wuz it rilly *THAT* long agoe?
maus n eeck r heer too…but,i cannut stay
Ai ar heer, too!! and memee happee feline issatatshun to yoo, leez-b!
an ai will bring – oh – teh usual holegraynbred toast – wif budder! Becuz ai hav to dahs aut, too – eek!! in fiev miniits!! {{{leeza-b}}}}
did yoo watch teh Rayce??? Eggsciting, wusn’t it!!
hai Janet!
U meens the car races rite? I almoast thot ‘Preekness’ at furst.
I iz sure Lolnascar did…! I wuz camping all weekend in Va.
It wuz cold but fun!
I’z heer. It’z afternoon heer in TTI – jus abowt tiem 4 afternoon cup uv t tiem!
1. I’m the first
2. nice pic
*Filling in for Teho*
Bleen!
Maus – taht iz so sweet!! Yoo DOO know waht iz reelee important!!
Peanut Buster Parfaits?
Evrybuddy luvz parfayz!
3. mebbe next time
Ize iz here….wheres deh partee ?????
Brahmin kitteh does not want to share space wid untouchable doggeh
Dis is Highlander Kitteh. Der kan bi onli one.
Puppeh removin kitteh iz kitlah.
luks lyke kitlah shaved half of himz mustache
luks lyke kitteh can has a byooti marks – nawt a surprize, iz byootiful!!
Iz mi bed now. Pleaz 2 b changen deh sine.
But ai pittie deh fool who trize to be movin deh kitteh!
Gud Mawnin, y’all! Itz shaypin up 2 b an abzolutli bee-yoo-tuh-fullll day! I hopes y’all all had wunnerful, eggsitin, peesfull, heelin, reztful, uh . . . ai hopes yer weekendses wuz ebberyting yu wanted and needed dem 2 be! Fur doze who did not haz de gud weekendses, I sowwy.
{{{{{ebberywun}}}}}
I hopes y’all haz wunnermus daze todaze!
Did anywun else be noticin taht Maus and Mary’O be missin this weekend? Ai had a vishun of dem canterin off on Petunia fur a speshul assim.. assig.. um, romanninik momment..
purrhapz Sir Real swept deh Mais Oui off on Bodice Ripper?
wha? hunh?
*innocent luk*
yikes! you no sumfin i duzn’t??!
psssssst maus, think dat will werks? ^
*whispers*
Yesh, as long as we keeps owr storee strayt…
y’no, i bettah bring out Fyumi just to pertek me frum the jelus wimmens.
Dont be embareassed! Plug in taht dongle and holds yer head up high. De l’audace, encore de l’audace, et toujours de l’audace!
*kwietly swoons*
Ooopsie! Fergotted bout teh fronsh…
**SIGH**
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Ai missez da romantikel momints….
RHSB- you can haz tew- try sum Fronsh- wurkz gud fur Maus!
Oh, noes! Mai Fronsch iz sew verre rustee. Hi skool wuz way 2 long ago.
Of Topix: We is teh faymus!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/may/19/cheezburger.lolcats
Reed passt teh furst bit an yu’ll see it sais how smart we is! An notissessess teh HYOOJ nummer ob posts awn MaryO’s pardy (tho tehy diddunt kno taht wus wy tehre wer so mennee, ob cors)
Teh Gardeeun is a proper, groen-up Brit noospayper – an it carnt sai R spellink is bad cos it has sush a repumatayshun for Miss Spellink it is awlso known as Teh Grorniad!
Wh00t!! Wh00t!!!
Free Cheerz for ICHC an all teh cheezfrenz dat makes it Teh WIN!!!!
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Fanks fer teh linkee Ambercat. I has a happitayl
Mai fren in teh cabinet orfiss sent it me – she put me awn to ICHC in teh furst plaice – Tehse Sybil Serpents werk too hard!
berry interestink!!!
I just wishing dey wudn’t keep cawlling ower langwidj “misspelled baby-talk.” Adn “Kitty Pidgin” isn’t much bedder. I prefer 2 b thinking uv it as “enhanced English” cuz it b moar dan regaler ingerlish. Adn it nawt b sew hard 2 b reeding az deh Shakingspeerz inglish. (No fense 2 deh Shakespeer lubberz ♥ owt dere.)
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Dis b a creative meenz uv cummunikating. I think teh peepz who riting bowt ICHC onlee lukking at the pitchrz adn not reeding teh commintz.
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Teh part uv deh artikkul I liking deh best sez “some young people already appear to write it more fluently than English.” tehy b thinking wii yung!!! :lo:
I agrees wit yu cweenmj. Dey cannot b reeding teh commintz, owr dey wud no dat wii r nawt awl yung, n wud alzo no dat iz dibbikult 2 cumunikayt fonetikully wen u r nawt uzed to it. Stannard spellinz r yung in histry, 2, adn r difrent in difrent kuntrees, wii r frum all over de whirld n can unnerstand wun anuvver. Iz not alwayz ez.
No, iz not awlwayz ez, but iz sooo werth deh effert!!! Adn noaw I habbing tew re-rite mai regler e-malez 2 getting deh Lolspeek owt uv dem. And deh enhansmentz!! like Ambercatz “Sybil Serpents” abuv. bringz forth deh imijez uf multiple persunaliteez, snakez, adn gummint werkerz, awl in wun fell swoop. hoo gnu wii cud make such majic?!?!!??1!!1!1!1!!!!
Yep, I has been lolspeekin tew long too. Yesserdai I almoas announced an aria from “Alexander’s Feets” on teh opra show.
Also said, “I has a sad” amung sum frenz a few weeks ago… gotted sum phunnee looks, beleeve me!
Kitteh muste alwaise bees onna taupe;
her hasta bees Kween ov teh Hill allatiem!
(Tihs bees ritten inna Kitteh Hayndebuuk:
“Kitteh muste tryumphh adn be nawt sekond forebber”;
taht’s jes teh wai iyt iys!!!)
Enny goggie taht kweshuns tihs, will haz hims pawses full;
Ov coarse, iyf hims bees a rlly biiiiiiiig goggie, liek a Saynt Birnaurd oar a Neufowndlaynd, taht iys a differament storeey:
Iyf hims can has chayse kitteh roun teh howse rlly fas, tehn mebbee kitteh mite hasta reeluktentlee shaire Rooler-Status !!!!!
Half kitler!
hahaha best pic in a long time
And ai dubbl-goggie DARE u 2 trai and move mi!
No one getz infrunt uf diss kitteh!
diss kitteh naimeded Booger
…moov it tew teh kompoast heep.
teh doggehs stink – big time