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Iz car-tastrofik.
vocim, summus trux
Ohai, BamaHerm, Iz nawt secund tiem ai se yu here sins ST. Patrikz dai. Wair yu been? ai wuz uze difrent naim so yu wil nawt no dis wun.
gmawairzgreneshuz!! Ai dint noe yoo used to bee sumwun else! Hoo were yoo???
Ai mist it!
An hai, BamaHern! hao hav yoo bin??
dat sneeky grill!! seh sneaked past me too
Jamamakitty, yu wuz axin abowt buks a cupple ov picshurs ago. Is not miss-teries, but VERRY GUD. The Sharing Knife by Lois McMaster Bujold. Three buks so far, one more to come. Beguilement, Legacy, Passage (new) and Horizon (next spring) Sum libraries file them under The Sharing Knife, and some under the individewal titles. They are very very gud, she is an ekselint riter. They are fantasy but not liek Tolkeen at all. She was playingg with idea of American landscape, and how to rite a fantasy novel that wuz also a romantz. owtcome wuz perfect. Everybuddy shud rede tehm!!
abbycat
fanks fer teh nooo aufor!!
Hai Janet! i kin onlyz jes bearly b mii! I dreemz ub sumdai gettin a nawt furst upinion.
Oh!! Sumtiems ai duzzent eben WANT to bee mee. Butt ai ar stuk wif it.
Hoo wud yoo bee odderwize! It haz awlwaiz sounded to mee laik yoo were a purrfectlee nice “you.” An happee to bee it!
Ai wuz berry breefly magnificat. just fur a fyew daiz. BamaHerm wuz ownly wun tu no it wuz a myewsik fing , wut ai relized aftur ai strated tu uze it. so ai chanj wen ai went tu cheezfrenz. Yis, Ai hab grene shuze, wuz crismus presunt nd ai fawt wuz funny.
hmmm, gmawairzgreneshuz, duz teh greneshuz maik u feal leik teh Magnificat? i haz sum yeller bootz taht maekz mii feal leik Tom Bombadil!!
” Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow…bright blue his jacket is,and his boots are yellow”
Yes, but it is da kitteh that haz da ring-bed ov powa!
Mebbe deh ringbed-wraiths be cummin for him nao!
Dint fink ub it. Ai liekz da Tom Bombadil. Ai fink yelo suze wud mail me fele leik a duk. Oh, Ai gess Janet wuz dere dat dai. Ai wuznt shur. Da myewsik iz nais but wurnt funny If itz tu lait tu be kyute, trai tu be funny.
Fink itz tiem ai hab tu go fede dat owld man b4 he cumz ober heer stomping arownd lukking fur fudz. Wont fined dem heer, kukkeez iz hid ina dror.
Se yu awl tumoro.
Waht doo yoo meen – teh awnlee wun!! AI noo it! Teh Pachelbel “Magnificat.” Teh Bach “Magnificat” usw!! Ai hav sung tehm awl!!
Ai laiked taht nayme!! But ai reeelee mist where yoo chanjed!! LOL!!
Ohai iz bin esplorin the Scotsman archiv til Mai, adn tryn to lolcatsup onna yardwerk!
duz u r ur maw b warin teh grene shuz, adn duz u hafta fite off teh angles?
Oh Mai!!! (x-ed aiez) Teh yardwerk!! Pleez – lettuce nawt speek ov it too much!! Ai am SOO far behind it maeks mee a liddle dizzee!!
Eneway – it’s nice to hav yoo bak!
wuz at dat tiem awl da gurlz wuz trai tu figyur owt hoo iz bamaherm irl. ai dint no hoo dey wur yet. probalby Mary’O, LCB nd sum ub doze. Fink maibe hez a mewzishun frum wut he sed???
An mee! But it wuz beyond me. Becuz ai hav lived moast ov mai adult laif in Yurp an paying nawt much attenshun to teh MerryCan . . .kulchurs – teh cloos were too hard. Ai had NOO idea where eben to start.
Congo-rats Kimkiwi! Wat dans we dew? Drinkies?
well the cars on the hind quarters are Cat-ass-traffic
Ugh…dese fleez…do not want!
Y’know, they have stuff for this sort of thing. Mebbe try a dose? or three?
I’ve heeringed uv deh flee sirkus, but deh flee parking lot?!?!?!
fleeeeeeeeeeeees, get in the car! oh duzznt fitz, hmmmmm
OMG, it’s a TIGER (kitteh)!!! gett into teh car! (ore UNDER teh car will doo inna pinch, 2)
it’s like a flea trailer park, with cars parked in the yard
well dey’s awl at teh flee markit, hmm?
Oh, ai jjist diskubur we gotz nyew pikshur! whee!
Dremin’ of cars zoomin’ round me, n can feel dem on me. NOOO!!! Deh Cars!!! Deh iz real!!!
Great…i haz fleas also. So DATZ where deh cars r from…
dose car-fleaz relly bug me…
It’s a giant Flea’s Lovers’ Lane! You Don’t Want!!
flee killing stuff worked. tow truck is on da way to tow away da dead fleas carz
“bring out yer ded”
*gong*
“bring out yer ded”
but im still alive
‘Ere, he says he’s not dead.
“There’s a backup inbound on thr K-9 today…no, make that the Fe-9….it’s a mess out there, folks…back to you, Bob….”
big
Deh Simz Cittee haz gottin outta controlz !!!
ur next, hyoomin.
I wud hayt to haz dis city grid.
? Sry. Wuz spozed to go unner eeckthecat z Simz Cittee commint. I can haz nap?
poor kitteh sufferz from narcarlepsy
nascarlepsy?
nawt know how maneez Nazcar fans we has,but…..kitteh iz really “Busched”
hymns is awllays wheel-y tired!
Hai Missy, thx for conga-rats. Iz my nawt sekund nawt sekund so i haz a happy. We haf hot choklits (iz cold in nooziland today) and do teh Time Warp
*iz just a jump to teh left*
*and a step to teh right*
den efrywun get on airyplaynz to nooziland and we haf bigz parteh.
Canz ai Time warpz duhrectully tu nooziland ???
Haytz deh stoopy airportz !!
Me tu nd NZ iz probly da ownly plais ina hole whirld ai’d rely liek tu se. Oanly 2 peoplez ai no bin dere nd dey sed wuz cowld tu. Ai fink Wellington iz a lawt liek San francisco wif lawtz ub wind nd fawg ???
ohai, kimkiwi!
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concarcatulashuns awn yur nawt sekund nawt sekund!!!
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I joyn yoo in teh hawt choklit – wuld yoo liek sum whippy creme? I culd go waek teh skwerrls an hab tehm maek sum for us, iffn yoo liek.
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Duz I need anee speshul kloths fer partehs in noozeeland?
kimkiwi, plz 2 skewz mii, ai wuz temporally abstracted!
bai mai congaratcalkulashumz, u iz nawt sekkund!!!!1@11@
huzzah!
cuz ai iz inna pernament teim-warp, iz hokay ifn ai dans a hoedown 4 u?
(iz done wif yardwerk 4 a few dais)
put teh hoe daun & danses a jig!!
put teh hoe daun & danses a jig!!
put teh hoe daun & danses a jig!!
(best viewed on ICHC – speshully bai teh fuzz – less gaol teim 4 mii!!)
U iz skewzd bama – as wee sayz in nooziland – no worriehs mayte.
maybez wee coulz dnas teh hoedown togeffer?
*putz on teh blew dunkaries and teh shirtofplaid*
menny conga-ratz kimkiwi! FTW! I jumpt on my super-sonic virchewal jetplayn 2 dew teh Time Warp agin!
congarats kimkiwi
parrdun whyle ai slipps into mai fishnets an top hat
an joyns teh time warp
Hai to eeck and PB2K
Am finkingz yoo can timewarp to nooziland, but weez kiwiz is haz much frendl… frenzl.. frenzel… weez is being naice pepil, and weez iz not loud to haf teh gunz at teh airyportz.
Whippy creme – Want!!! Weez no haf teh skwerrls in nooziland, but weez iz havingz lots of cheezburgers not done yetz and sheepses.
Not need speshol cloaths for teh parteh – weez kiwiz iz sum of us not sofistimacated. Must bring gifties for Buddy tho.
We aslo nawt be habbing da gunz at aarprot but dey maikz us fele leik crimnulz surching us. Taiking orf da shuze nd awl dat stuffz. spozed tu be purtekting us frum taristz but we fele liek owr fredum iz les dan b 4 insted ub bettur. Ai wil stay hoam nd slepe awn mai own pilo , fankz.
Onlee deh athleets n deh akktorz getz cawt wif deh gunz aht airportz…..
“Oh,ai forgotz it wuz in dehr! ”
Any giftie suggesthuns ???
okee – whippy creme coming up!
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*goes doan to teh pi shop and gets a few ov teh skwerrls*
*gits teh big bowl ov cream an gets teh skwerrls to whip it awl up*
*cleans up teh skwerrls an returns dem two the pi shop*
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heer yoo go, kimkiwi – fresh whippy creme fer teh hawt choklits!!
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wuld Buddy liek sum fresh catnip in a liddel fleece pouch? I can maek one, eesee. Mai kittehs lubs thier pouches, and tehy’d be happy to share wif Buddy!
Wy cud nt we hyr sum kittehz tu clene up da skwirlz wen dey finich dere jawb?
Jawb satifakshun, let me sho yu it.
“Yu call for tow truk?” “Yes. Overnite parcsin not allowweded.”
how ’bout ober-nap parking?
Get rich Swingers at party, electophy jacuzzi, sell mercedezez.
Buddy wud liek guushiefoods (buts only teh fishies), teh catnip, and teh skarfs and hatses madez from teh wool – she liekz to huntz them. She no laike huntz meeses or ratses or birdses, just huntz cloaths.
Fishee gushiefuds cummin up !
Mai kittehs onlee leiks deh liddul bawls on deh endz uv deh hatz & scarvz.
Hi kimkiwi!
i has a wooly skarf i can gives 2 Buddy- i k-nitted frum a mix of yarn n sheepy wool with teh lanolin still in…should b tastee.
also, im lookin @ a postycard my retired parents sent me frum N.Z. last winter-it has a pix of a littul spotted kiwi – so kyoot!
KK: close-hunting kitteh
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wut a NZ cowinkydink, KJ!
lanolin skarf sowndz neet–it hassa flavur? doan know ’bout nootrishus, butt is full ob fiber ob-V-usllee!
Haow abowt a peese ub sheepskinz? Mai Kinsey leikz dat. I fink she eted sum ub dem b4 but naow iz saim wun ona flor fur kwite a wile. ai baid da catnip mousiez nd dey wur evissurate nekz dai so aks at teh wooly shop nd dey gibz me hole bag ub skrapz.
kimkiwi–
mai Nooripuss nd Pansy iz alwaiz takin mai undie pantzez (nickers in Kiwise?), mai shirtzes nd mai sweaterzes oout ob mai laundree nd distribling dez ober teh hause. Iz interestin when compenie callz. Ai thot onley teh doggis did dis.
Dey playz wif dees cloathes wif savagnesses when dey fink Ai not lukkin.
how key-yoot kittehz play wiff closes! naught so kyoot whin my labby-goggie noms teh shooz, tho.
O hai, kitkay!1 Ai’ve been trying to ketchup wif yoo fursum tiem. :;)
Ai wanted to ask yoo if yoo belong to teh cheezfrenz – an if yoo doo nawt, wud yoo laik too?
Ambercat has poasted teh link – a bit bak today. If yoo laik, ai cud fetch it fur yoo.
fangs sew mush, Jan-Can…i ‘presheates U berry mush, an yer inbite. I bin wanting to joyn, butt nebber git a roundtuit. Eye juss lubs mii sum LOLcats and cheezfrens! Juss wish I had moar thyme to play!
iz dat teh ag-inbite ub inwit?
Teh wurst fing iz hafing to gib her lotz of teh gudgirl klebbergirl prayses when she gifs me her kill – wehn it wos mai cloaths in teh nawt sekund plaice.
Oh, dat and teh howelling and krai-ink wehn she brinks tehm to my in mai bedzroom at free’clock in teh moarning.
kimkiwi – yoo wud bee invited too! Enewun frum heer can joyne. Ai hav started gibbine the peraonal invatashuns – becuz just a jeneral announcement iz usuallee – ignoreded!!
It’s a nice plaice – just peeps frum heer – where we can tawk ov menee things!
Ambercat haz just maed a “tutorial” so it iz eezier nao to use.
Yoo wud bee welcome. There ar nao menee peepl there hoo used to bee heer – but they stay moar there. Yoo wud meet them too!
Thx veddy veddy mush JCH4K – i iz bigtime newbie to ICHC espeshirley teh commentz sekshun. Ai wil luk fore teh link.
Iz naice to maek teh frenz – maeks teh wurld a briter plaice.
kitty is tired
groooan…LOLZ!
Tread lightly there
dose R wheel tired jokes—yous auto no beddrer!
We haven’t exhausted the possibilities
wii cood go on furr s-smiles—:grin:
i meen “s-miles !!!
…can’t a-ford to stop now, might as well keep on truckin’
O noes! my cat-a-lack is missing—tahtz driving mii crazy!
Kitteh ignoarz fleez
seengeeng “Thayr’z fuud arowndz t3h
cornurr! Fuud arowndz
T3h cornurr! Fud arowndz
t3h cornurr 4 me!!!” Kitteh
didz nawt wantz 2 beez
Cayrakkturr inz a
Warnurrz Bruthurrz Cartune. Dis
iz wut happenz wenz
Kitteh napz 4 2
lawng. Wun flee sune beecumz full
bloawn subdeevishunn!
Jack.
wun ob mii favoritizt cartoonz. fuud rounda cornr foar miiiiiii.
Kitteh has Carfur
kitteh hassa traffik jam—
berry sticky furr!
Damn this traffic jam!
How I hate to be late!
Hurts my motor to go so slow.
Time I get home, my supper be cold.
Damn this traffic jam!
Hawt choklitz haz much yumms, thx.
Buddy wud lurve to haz sum nip in peece of sheepyskinz, and to haz teh lotz of teh wooll fings. She sai thx to efrywun for teh gine.. genros.. naicenis. She haz big happy now.
She wud also sai taht she wud help with teh fuds fore teh partey, but she iz in bed under her blankiez (i iz at werk).
*paw cums out of blankiepile and hangz teh “do not disterbz” sign on teh doar*
When yu orl git to nooziland we will go fishink for teh trouties and teh salmonz aftr teh partey.
Know what jammakitty im not going to teh goggie lol site besides none ob mah comments got on.
Teeheehee! Iz cute kittehz. :3
At leas teh flees carpool…
*Hooman, it mai jobz — to sleepz
20 ours a day. But you? Verrry bored, must be….*
Im so hungry i could eat Ambercat! *starts nomming Ambercat*
Wait I didn’t nom Ambercat I nommed kitcay!
eh?
Iz mai kitteh, Lulu bell
*starts nomming motorpurrr
I iz nu hear
Jerrie le tawmkat singz:
“Commin ober kitteh, hole lotza nommin goin on!
Commin ober kitteh, hole lotza nommin goin on!
Commin ober kitteh, hole lotza nommin goin on!”
Oh Hai motorpurr!!
Congratz on getting ur kitteh 2 deh frunt paige!!
Welkum to Cheezland!!
Dis b a wunnerfull plais 2 play.
Deh onleeist ruel b 2 playing nise.
*takes motorpurr 2 teh tybooteek.
U can get ennyfing u b wanting at teh tybooteek. Howz about wii finding u deh CHRG sew u won’t b losing yer braynez wen deh kyewt kittehz show up.
*findz 1 wif deh kitteh faisez on it adn handingz it 2 motorpurr.
Haz u ben lurking a wyle? ur lolspeek b berry gud.
Wii b habbing a varietee uv peepz heer; awl agez adn awl bakgrowndz.
I think Shadow b ower yungest — in elmentry skool. der b seberal teenz and collij kidz, lotz uv yung adultz and a bunch uv us classikz. Peepz heer frum awl aber teh whirrld, 2.
If u b habbing enny kwestyunz, just asking.
*Handz motorpurr a chokklit martoonee.
*klinkee glasses.
Cheez.
Thanx for kindniz n Chokklit martoonee.
I haz lotz 2 lurn
Fun dat mai kitteh got good capsun.
Cheez 2 u 2
sumboddee feed dis hungree boi afor hee eets us all up!
word.
Is dat ur new wurd?
*snurt*
dang fleez havin a demmolittin derbie awn kitteh! be makin much krash an bang noyses, an kitteh wayke up – jest wun peek ov wun aie tehn “oh well tahts teh fleez akting up agayn, dang sundae dryverz” an goes bakk to dreemin uv meeses an fysshies..
teh telly is their drive-in
Kittehs dont need lisenses but apparuntly fleez do.
kitteh is now maek-out point.
oh teh cyooooooooot avatar!! ai lurves it!
Mee, too!
Tihs bees wut heppins wen unnerwurld fleez hitses teh byg tiem;
Tehy goez aowt adn buys eeches ov tehm a matches-baux caur oar truk;
Tehn tehy hirez a laurge kitteh foar a paurkyng laut;
Sez nex meeteiyng ov Fleez Mahfiah bees nex Purrsdai; Doan bees Laiyte!!!!
(Synce ebbereewun ov tehm iys waring a teenee-tinee Rohlex, tehy bees awn tiem, foar shure!!)