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Mummah! Tehre’s a rat in teh barfroom. And it’s NEKKID!
Bedder in teh barfroom tahn teh kitchin!!
it’s completely unhygienic in either place! hairless or not, that little bastard is a vector for infectious disease!
Da bigust vecta is fleas/tiks, an’ doze wudn’t like peeled rat. Ratz are veri cleen an’ carri almowst nuthink. Dey haz a bat reputashun, but afta lisuning to joan jett, dey don’t kare. Remembu, almost nuthink is transmissable between speshees, evun betwiin mammalz. Vampire insekts arr what tranzmit stuff.
Tehre’s a rat in teh barfroom. And it’s NEKKID! An it’s UGLY!!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ai doan kno—mah momma’s dash-houn cotted teh tawnsel-aitis frum mah momma!
didya teller nawt to be kissin teh dawg?
majer pleh…
“n don fur get 2
1.covr mouf whn coffin
2.wash paws frish outta da littr bawks
3.aways yoose candyman whn havin invisible butseks w noo & yoosed frenz
Definitely not true, not even a teensy bit. He is obviously a pet rat or a lab rat and not a wild rat. Any animal that has to eat garbage and live in sewers will definitely be a vector of disease until it’s bathed and bedded in clean bedding and fed uncontaminated food and inoculated, etc etc
An animal such as this one is assuredly no less hygienic than any other house pet – most certainly better than a dog who’s prone to enjoying the sensation of tongue and nose at the rectum.
Excuse me?
The little bastard.as you call it is NOT a vector of disease any more than the cat is. In fact,you are more likely to get something from a cat who goes outside than a pet rat who stays inside.
Theatrat is a domesticated pet,harmless and gentle.
You cannot get diseases from pet rats.
So stop showing your ignorance.
Luk agen, deerie, it hab itz unnurwarez awn. du nawt be alarumd
furmals?
Yis, deer, jus liek mainz.:)
Long Johns
Yay! we iz tyd fur rele sekund. Con ratulashunz, AC. A liddul moar paryting b4 yu goze nity?
I can haz a cocococoa plz? Beddybyes iz cawllin.
Cong rat unekkids Ambercat
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Nitey nitey
sleepy titey
doan let Nekkid rats bitey!!!
Hey Ambercat happy very not second being first ill dance for you. *does da mocarina*.
If ur gonna b nekkid, that’z deh rite ruum fer it!!
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Conga rats (wifowt) shu lasingz Ambercat!!!
I think wii mite as well bring deh partee frum deh last fred ober heer.
Ebbry1 got der drinkz wif dem???
Das a gud idih. Seme liek peeplez iz moastlee sumwarez els tudai. nd AC nd TM iz orf tu bedz awlredy. iz nise nd warm naow wear yu iz? iz 91 heer naow, kuler dan yestdy. Sittin owt wif drinkiez tu watch doze wurking guyz sownz abowt az gud az ne fingz.
*PB2K brings her IV pole ober to tihs fred, as well as teh nys leaf-waving boi to keeps us all kool*
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I’m all gud fer anudder wile!!
Is u still in deh horse pistle?? wen deh docz gonna let u go home?
yah, I’z still stuk heer….I can’t go hoam until mai blud counts come bak to nermal ranges. rite nao, tehy’re wai low. Whish I wuht dey expekt affer teh pleh chemo, but I basikallee has no immune system until mai blud comes bak. So, I sits in teh horspittal.
{{PB2K}}
Heer, habbing sum uv Janetz chokklit biskotti.
Iz berry gud 4 deh bludz.
Awl deh cheezpeepz b thinking gud thotz 4 u.
PB2K, ai has teh sympathies 4 yew. ai bin on interferon for the last almos wun yr. for teh Hep C dat damages teh liver. las November mi RBC was so low ai had to go in and get 3 units of blood. teh rilly gud news is teh treatment is over at teh end of dis munf!!! den teh marrow can get goin agin!!!
weh the rbc was too low wun mornin ai had to sit down inna shower cuz ai fort ai wuz gunna pass out…………. not much fun but aim shur ai duzznt has to tell yew dat………
anyway dats mai story so my hart is wif yew!!!
Da heptites iz da pleh. Haow did yu get? Mai bes fren in colij got wurkin in hosp. labb nd died at aje 20 so ai rely wurry abowt whe sumbuddy getz.
We gotz a chare ina showr and grab barz naow. Ai hab enuf rbc but cunjestib hart faylyur. result iz saim fur dizzy.Ai hab naow defibrillatur awlmost 2 yeerz nd taik buncha pilz but fele gud moast ub da tiem. Sumtiemz pilz maikz dizzy nd iz az bad az sik. but ai em fankful fur haow gud lief iz ebbree dai. nd dat ai hab frenz tu plai wif.
issnt it nice wen yew duzznt feel tew gud an jus tired, at least yew has teh cheezfrens tew plai wit
ai had surgery back in 83 be4 teh test teh blud supply…….. found out in 94, but said teh cure sounds werse than teh problem. last spring ai did follow ups..teh biopsy showed scarring frum teh hep c……… sew ebben dough ai quitted teh drinkie it wuz still inna blud an attacking teh liver.
but has been undetectable since last September. Yippee…….. is working! in 6 months there will be follow up test an if still undetectable den shud be home free.
and dats teh whole sry story…….. at least tey has teh treatmints now dat can save yr life!!
btw, fanks 4 askin an bes wishes to yu 4 mini moar yrs tew plai on the ICHC
Ohai, {{{{{PB2K}}}}} Yu iz stil awn de eyebeez? wel just por dat kahlua nd stuffz rite intu it fur yu den yu wont hab tu eben raze yur pawz.
Hai gma. Just red deh commint u leftinged on mai blog.
ur caravan trip sowndz like fun.
and it filled u wif teh gud memreez.
Lotsa thingz b better in memree than in reel life.
Ohai, {{{{{cmj}}}}} Maibe wil rite awl abowt it wen ai du mai own blog. Awl da dizaztrez nd nerely. Shur cud nawt stand tu du dat naow wen Aim owld.
Iz 85 heer. wuz 97 yestiddee. gud wetherz 4 watchin deh mower menz.
I tolding Janet to joying us heer.
*Setz up moar chairz and benchez.
*Makez nuther run to ty-boo-teek 4 iyc.
Dam!! shur iz hot heer!!
beddar taik sum clobes orf
Wuddn want t2 skeering deh horses & childernz.
but, but, on teh ICHC yew can has yr clobes orf an it luks like yew hasssm on!! secret trick ob teh cheezfrens! yaya sisterhoof (kafleen)
:snerk: at deh sisterhoof
Da kittehz lukz berry stranjlee wen dey seez nekid peepulz tu. :8: (iz dis da rite fing?)
duz u meen
— : shock :
— 8 )
oar
hoky doky…. I doos dat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sdTIXPU1Dg
momcat
Ai’m heer too. Shadow – will yoo be joyning us? There’s plentee ov room here awn teh porch. Shadow – waht wud yoo laik to drink? LOL! Yur a liddle outta bref there frum taht nice dansing fur Ambercat.
we is habbing a partee? Yay! ai can has partee wif you?
wii just sittin on porch watching deh menz mow deh medow.
Itz berry hot. pore menz had to taking dere shurtz off.
*Handz KTNF deh cawfee martoonee made by eek
*furver down deh fred.
Heer sit down and joyning us. dis b hard werkz.
Enny1 els need moar iyc??
LOL!! Wich porch ar wee sitting awn?? Ar wee awn mai porch (furrher awn down the thred) or – doo yoo have a porch?
No madder – ai’d reelee laik wun ov those nice cawfee martoonees. Thanks, eek!!
Ize ohkay on deh iyc, but can u send deh fannin boi obber here,PB2K ??
shur fing, Eeck!
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*commands fanninboi to bisit ETC fer a wile*
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hey – fanninboi! leeb mai IV pole heer! sheesh….
Can fannin boi luk leik Iaon Gruffud ??? We hadz a fred goin awn himz yeshterday
but ob corse!! Iaon Gruffud iz a grate model fer fanninboi! Yumm-meee!
Haow yu purnownce dat? Iz weslh?
Iz leik Ian…..nawt shur if itz Welsh.
YEP, IZ WELSH- DID UZ NAOW TATH HEZ DA HANDSOME
SAILOR WHAT RESKWES KATE FROM DA OSHUN IN
“TITANIC”? YUMMMMS
BTW: WHAT DOES “IYC” MEAN ?
iyc= ice
Iaon Gruffudd = Ian/Jon Griffith, in Welsh. Pornownsed (sorta) Yo-un Grufith
Iz cold & wyndy in Meeshegun……duz u know wut dey callz summer in Meeshegun ???
July.
WE ar in SOUTHERN Meeshgun. We callz summer July and August!!
U R right,Janet……mebbe Plehtroit jus SEEM colder !!!
Ewe can has swimming in summer if it cumz awn a neis dae?
eider dat (July) or Orange Construction Cone Season
Ai thinx dat OCCS iz awl year !!!!
I allus thot dat wuz how u noeingd dat u wuz on deh rite road…
…awl deh orinj sinez adn conez 2 mark ur way.
ai fink we cawl 4th of july summer here in skeattle………. (sumtimes)
Ai wuz in skeattle two oar free yeers ago in august. HAWT – it wuz nawt. But pleasant, ai thot . We came fur teh opera – teh Wagner Ring Cycle. An a verree gud stajing ituwus. Tho ai did nawt care fur teh Bruennhilde. Oh whathernayme.
Next teim ai com – ai will plan to see yoo too! Wudn’t taht be fun?? Corse, ai hav no idea wehn taht mite bee.
make it soooooooon!!!
Wuz warm dere yestdy . dortur, spikey hab bra b q wif frenz. ub corse mite be cowld agen tumoro.
PB2K – com awn down an sit awn mai porch. Ai’ll halp wi the IV pole!
iz cweenmj stilll heer? Oar did she go fur moar ice.?
Nebbur bin tu chicawgo but dey sai iz “winter” nd “august” Nawt sownz gud tu me. Iz 92 heer naow but 74 insied so iz otay. shur cant hab ebbreewun happytayl at saim tiem.
92 iz too hawt for me,uzually. Ize iz too uzed to deh cowld,i thinx.
Mee too! Ai dont doo “hawt” verree well. Ai’m a Meeshegun climate awl teh way. Tho – ai doo laik visiting mai frenz in Florida an Cali fornya!
ai laik winter an teh snow – an teh spring flours. And teh froots awl summ. An teh brillyunt foliage in teh fawl.
Mai sister Pyzi libbed fur sebral yeers in -neer Los angeles – an in Arizona. an she sayted if she saw wun moar day ov sunshine she wuz gonna – do sumthing bad!!1 LO<
I noes!!
**waving paw in deh aire**
Destrukshun Seeson?
*i iz norf neer fenton/linden*
dat wuz sposeded 2 goez up a bit morez…
oops
Tankyu. An awn taht noet, Ai’s’ll waltz orf to beddy-bye. G’nite all!
Nitee-nite.
{{{Ambercat}}}
Ohkayz….we makes deh cawfee martoonies for dis one….
Vodka,kahlua,espresso,ice….****shakee shakee shakee ****
** pour pour pour ***
Eberebbude drinx up !!!
*takes a glass. sip, mmmmm.
Oh mai, dis bery gud.
Deh caffeen makez deh gud pik-mii-up.
I wuz getting tired watching deh menz mowing, but noaw I’m gud fer nuzzer
ower ore 2.
Sumhau, martoonies shaken not stirred neer nikkid rats… fytz wit Flemming wanting to shokk.
Yoo shud awl com to mai mai frunt porch! It iz a wrap-around porch wif white pillars – yur nermal auld midWest farm haus. an it’s CooL!! Just a liddle under 60.
An we has lots ov nice wikker furnichur wif piillows. NAwt fancee, but nice.
Tormoowow ai’m bringing awl teh ourdoor plantz from mai haus in town. Ai keep tehm there fur the winter.
An – ar those chawklit martoonees ai see? Yum!
Shadow – do yoo want to sit in in the rokking chayr?
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We haz cawfee martoonies awlso……..ur porch sounz wunnerful !!
It’s reelee prittee. Speciallee wehn we sit faycing teh south. Tehn we see just teh big (freshly mown) yard an trees an teh naybors feeld. In teh summer it iz filled with the fyre flyz. an soon, at dusk, teh linden tree will blossom an teh ebening air will smell verree sweet.
**** sighs ****
Sumdai I getz outta deh city and libs somwherz purty leik dat !!
Hi there!
may i join u in cawfee n watchin?
its in teh 50’s(F) here in Wi. & my husband just started mowin r lawn of moastly dandeelyons n violets. its bin grey n drizzly todae- so he hads 2 play video gamez all am-ha. its nawt shirt-off wether but teh scent of fressh-cut grass iz lufly.
Hai Kayjoy!! Wud yoo laik sum chawlik biscottiz? It’s awnlee about 55 heer too.
An ar lawn also haz lots ov dandee lions. An ai hav a hyooj patch ov violets in teh pear orchard.
But it was nawt drizzlee. Kwite nice, akshullee.
thanx so much*sigh* iz beautiful here.
{{{{Janet}}}}
Yu niid tu bi careful wit fireflys wen it gets dri. Dey mite set fyre to sumethink.
Not 2 wurry. . . wii haz deh fyremenz iz on speed dial.
Ohai jd. Ai tuk yur test!! Ai ar Akkadian. Iz taht Gud? Oar Bad?
Eneway – it reelee did seem to fit me!
LOL! Mai brij partner – hur SO iz a retyred fyreman! Ai awlwayz LOL nao when a see him!!
Is veri veri guud. Onli da besest and smartest kittus get that.
ah, beeyootiful! Whut a grate porch, JCH4K!! an fanks fer helpin wif teh IV pole. I duzzent need it awl teh tiem, but wehn I’z hooked up, I’z stuk wif it!
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Dis iz bery bery relaxing!!
An luk waht ai has! Chawklit biscotti!! Plentee fur awl. Too bad Phillipe cant bee heer. H just lurves teh chawklit biscotti.
Heer – have sum!!
ooh yum! Soooooooo mush bedder tahn teh horspittal fuds!
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Fanks!! Mebbee wii can sabe sum fer Phillipe!
Nom nom nom.
*wif mof full ub biskotti.
Fleep b om himz oen. :snerk:
LOL!!! Fleep!! He mite find aut! Ai don’t knoe hao much he reeds – oar where he iz, fur taht madder. Purrhaps he iz off awn anodeer trip. He goez awl teh teim. Harlee ebber getz to stay hoam.
iz dat fleep d’b?
*still nomming deh biskottiz*
fleep d’b b gonna haf ta gtz himz own skotti.
nom nom nom nom
I lubz b’kotti. Fangz Jant.
ooooo. Luk ober dere at teh mowing menz.
*grabs moar biskottiz adn stikkingz dem
*in her pokkitz.*
Yes!!! Dint yoo see hao much hee laiked the chawklit biscotti – oh – a fyew weeks ago nao. It wuz the verree pritte thred where kafleen wuz aurora teh dawn key and flew off into the sky – and Princess Mu browt a wnderful pome – an ai played sum thing frum Madama Butterfly. An Phillpe browt a pome. An sumone else . An ai browt the Erl Grey Tee – an we were happilee dunking ar biscotti in teh tee when. . .
*whispurrs* “yoo-noe-hoo* caym an gibbed us (US!!!!) a lekshur awn hao it wuzznt dun an waht kind ov cawfee yoo had to have to dunk tehm in – a taht biscotte ment “twice baked – an so awn!!!
Harumph!!! Ai thot. An Fleep did too. Afterawl – ai libbed in Italee fur neelee two yeers – an have traveled there ai dont eben NOE hau menee tiems! An sumwun is gibbin MEE a lekchur awn biscotti???? Achullee – ai waz moar tahn a liddle – umm p pissed off! LOL
CMJ, ai has yr BBC show awn mai calendar 4 8ofclox dis ebening. is always 2 hours?
LOL!! cweenmj – yoo can hav az menee az yoo wants. Ai getz tehm at Sams Klub in grate beeg jars. Cuz we hav lotz ov companee an the biscotti keep verree well – an ebreebuddee laiks tehm.
Wud enebuddee care for a strawberre wun? Ai havn’t traid them yet.
da noib of YKK (yew know who)……… sum peeps need to STFU…..
:snerk: yes I member seeing dat fred.
Unless iz also on later. 
I will b missing deh Wyre in de bludd 2nite.
Gotta werk.
*chex sked.
Yay. I can watching it at eleben.
Iz uzulee 2 owerz.
Sumtimez 2 1 ower showz.
BBC show? Ai can has BBC! Waht izzit?? Wud ai laik it? Well, ov corse ai wud if yoo doo!
Ai must joyn yoo in teh *snerk* LOL!!
Did yoo see lbc in teh bubblol? Needing teh towel an way up hai???
It wuz teh start ov a gud advenchur an teh YKH caym an sayed sumting an she had to bail out ober France! Akchullee, it maed mee reelee laff to see hao fast she fled the scene!!
is called Wire in the Blood…. its a who dunnit. iffn yew has teh comcast is on channel 162. BBC is teh British Broadcast Network
Itz Wire in teh Blood wif dhe hansum
Robson Greene. :swoon:
dussint seem laik we can get the YKW strait……….. but ai finkso ai gots it!!
an jus wai duzznt dey hab teh icon 4 teh :swoon: ?? wair iz teh programmerz wen we needsem?
Yes!! ai ar awn comcats. An it iz 162 fur mee, too. Ai wil wach it!
But nao – alas – ai must go aut an mow sum moar!! Ai hav let it get a liddle too hai, so a can’t go verree fast!
mowin, mowin, mowin, keep teh grass a mowin
mowin, mowin, mowin, rawhyde!!!
Deh duzn’t hab a :snerk: ezzer.
Wii musting 2 b gedding deh gnu
programmerz. Dese guise duzn’t b
habbing wutz wii needz.
♫
Tho teh grass iz growin
Keep them mowboiz rollin’
Bare chestz! ♫
duz yew has twerk to checks in and out teh campers?
ya, wii b deh ebening shift. Mostly is just ride deh golf cart frew the campgrownd adn making shur errybuddy plais nise. adn selling iyc adn fyrewudz. And sit bai deh gate adn let fokez in. Shud b kwieter tunite. Caturday nite dere were deh parteez — wii had tew telling sum peepz tew not beeing sew lowd.
Ta. time fer werkz.
Mmmm chokklit bikotti adn cawfee martooneez adn watching deh menz mow deh meddow wif deh shurtz off.. . . duzn’t git enny bedder than this.
Hello everybunny,
may i hav a biscottee 2 dip in my cuppa cawfee n kahlua- thats how u do it, rite?
tanks so much!
{{{{Janet,jd,KTNF,jamama,mj,Eeck&gma}}}}}}}
Happitayle 2 c u, PB2K.{{{{PB2K}}}}
an yoo, Kayjoy!
{{{{{Kayjoy}}}}}
an mebbe sum crakers n chees too?
Chees?
ok-heres a selection frum Wi.–Enjoy!
Ohhh!! Wisconsin cheez! Also teh best!! Ebreebuddee laiks Wisconsin chhes!
Coming rite up!!! Sebral different kinds ov crakers. Sum nice Emmentaler.
an cheddar. We hav – wich surprized me, cuz ai awnlee found aut about it nawt too long ago, a reelee gud cheezmaeking plaice – rite in ar Twin City! An its reelee ug!
Wud yoo laik sum ov this Gouda??
Yesh…bringz on deh Gouda.
I haz sum deelishush winz frum deh Traverz Citee areaz, too !!
oh teh yummy gooda!! an teh brie tew……….. an sum grapes an teh strawberries…….
oh mai, ai saw teh biggest strawberries at teh stor yestidday…….. huuuge!! an beutiful
an I’ll bring sum cheses frum teh zingerman’s creamery!
Ooohh!! Zingerman’s!! Mai niece Jennifer, teh wun hoo just mooved to Sweden in January, wuz doing her Post Doc work at teh UovM.
Hao too bad tah she just left. She wuz there fur a long time. an ai wuz offen there (ai, too am a UovM graduate – but i dint now yoo awl were there!!
Ai nebbur eben sede a fyrfly. Wantz! But ai fink Ai bringz mai floofy burple blankee tu sit awn Janet’z porch.
I thot fyre flyz wuz ebbree wherz. . .
we used to putem inna jar wen ai wuz liddel an bisited gma/gpa in muskogee inna summers
Yes! we awl probablee need a floofy blankee!!
But – gmawairzgreneshuz – where doo yoo live taht yoo haz nebber seen a fyre fly??
They ar astonishingly prittee at dusk. Teh hole lawn iz awl full ov tinee blinkee faeree lites!
Awww! Yoo noe, it hardlee getz bedder tahn this. Sitting heer awn teh porch – awl snuglee in ar blankees, drinking the whatebber, teh chawklit biscotti – just relaxing wif teh frenz! Just chatting about enething we want.
Well – ai CUD think ov wun thing bedder – but fur nao – ai am verree happe wif this.
Awn Thorsday, ai am having lunch again wif mai ohai skool gurlfrenz. In menee ways, it iz fun to return to teh plaice where yoo growed up.
Wii r sew happeetail 2 b heer wif u janet.
is sew nice and relaxing.
yep – wuht cweenmj said….tihs iz neerly perfect!
Janet frowz a dam fine porch party,
even wen her duzn’t plan it.
Thank yoo, cweenmj!
Akshulle, we haz a lot ov “drop in” companee, so we ar awlmost awllwayz reddee wif somedthing.
Rite nao – ai hav maed a HYOOJ pot ov beef barley vegtabul soup, wi celerey, pototos, carrots, turnips, cabbij, tomatos . . onions, parlsey – an mai magik flaovr cubes frum jermanee!! Ai cant find tehm heer, so ai hav to hav mai frenz there send tehm to me. An ai used chikken broth fur a base – (out ov beef broth). But it iz reelee tastee – AND nutrishus!!
Wud enewun want sum???
oh, fank yoo, Janet! I wuld lub sum soup! I’z nawt habing much fun/luck wif teh horspittal fuds (nawt so grate, akshully, an I gits a restricted diet ov blah fuds) so gud hoemmaed soup wuld hit teh spot!
Heer yoo go! A nice beeg bowl. An sum ov this deelishus hole grain bred toast wif butter. Taystes reelee gud wif the soop!
ai wantssum tew!! but jus a small bowl. ai akshully cooked las nite!!! (dint jus has a bowl ob serial) ai made teh beef stroganoff……… yums……..lots ob mushrooms!!
an a tip 4 sum ob yews (since ai am marfa stooooowart, not) teh Wondra Flour is teh best gravy makin, sauce thiknin, no clumpin stuffs der is. iffn yew hasn’t tried it ai recommends it, srsly!!
Calf fur kneez, san jose, capital of the sillyconez vally. Maibe iz just tu smoggy tu se them. but it wasn’t alwayz. 50 or so yeerz ago it wuz rely nias heer, den awl da peepz came.
Enny ub doz biscotti stil arown? Iz getting hongry awlredy nd no fareyz cumz tu maik owr supur. nd nawt much moar dan tofu ina frig tudai. pleh
Tehn – yoo haz awlwaiz lived in Calf fu kneez??
an yes – teh peepl! WAI must tehy come??? In teh 70s, ai visited frenz in- neer Palm Springs. shortlee befoar yoo go thru teh pass. An it wuz soo prittee an rdural. Nao teh hyooj freeway iz there – an – it’s – sort ov rooned.
mebbee wii culd catch sum in a jar an send ‘em to gmawairzgreneshuz??
if we sentem ober nite express delibery dey mite survive…… but we duzznt hassem here in Skeattle eider…… dey mus stay east of the rocky mountains or summpin
Reelee?? Ai dint know taht. But – prollee iz fur teh best. We awl noe what damaj teh non-native specieez can do.
H, HAI, GMA ! IZ FROM DA BAY AREA 2 ! LIBBED IN SAN JOSE, MOUNTAIN VIEW, SUNNYVALE CAMPBELL, ETC ! NEBER SAW DA FYRFLIZE EEBER ! EBEN LIBBED IN NH 4 12 YRS- DIDNT C NONE OB DEM DER EBER
IZ IN SO CAL NAOW- ITZ LEIK 93 DEEZ GREEZ HEER 2 DAI- PLEH, AC NAWT WERKIN, IS BORKED, WANNA MOOB 2 SEE ATTLE !
Does y’all in teh norfwest has teh icky pollen all over evryfing liek heer in teh souf? Iss teh only bad fing abowt spring aroun heer. Iffen you opens teh windows it getses awl over yer furnishers an stuff. Nawt to menshun teh hey feever, pleh.
Uvverwize, evryfing is gorg… gorj… beautimous heer in VA!
Dem a sweeeet lil rat. No be skeered uf hims!
I like your comment better than the “You peeled it for me.” One…
It’s obvious the cat and rat are friends and the rat is a dearly loved pet.
Rat not peeled, jus exhubishunist
GAH!
Can I has moar fud lyk dis? I hav no hareballz aftr noms.
Ohai, kD, ar yu relate tu Anna Trane?
WTF is that?
Okai naow u dun haf 2 b offensiv 2 mausez an ratteez Danni.
Wheres jammakitty?
She mite hav goan hoam. She duzzn’t seem to be wif us. But yoo cud come up an joyn us. Doo yoo laik teh martooneez?? Oar tea. We hav awlmoast ebbreething, ai think!
an jamamakitty may be bak. but she dint say.
ai had tew watch teh mariners finely win a ball gaim!!! but aim reddy 4 sum moar icy tea!!
Iz dey az bad as deh Tygerz ???
wellllllll dey nawt gettin orf tew a berry gud start. ai figgers tey get teh slump outtadaway ridaway!! Rite……
Did yoo see, jamamakitty, taht shadow wantz yoo to luk at hiz/hur profile?
fanks hunny, been der, dun dat. we’r sharon lols
jamamakitty- doo yoo know hao ai cud print mine?? Teh pikchur duzznt show in teh print prevue.
ai will make a jpeg outofit 4 yew an send it to yr emails………..
it is heded yr way via airmales!!
{{{{jamamakitty}}}} Thank yoo! Ai REELEE needz to lern hao to do that!!
yew will wen yew rilly needs tew!!
I didn’t fink teh line wuz “Beulah, peel me a rat”!
LULZ!
im like Mae, i perferz teh grape
me, too
well tell jammakitty to look at my profile.
Duz she noe hao to doo that???? Iz taht what yoo left awn hers???
ai did an lef yew a message on wunna yr lols
but how is dat possible
I checked and it said dehr was no fans of my lolz.
ai lukked back an it was luls lols……… HA yew sabed it tew yr lols. oh dear aim gettin sew cormfuselled!!
nao der are sum fans of yr lols……….. yew has sum cyooooot lols!!
do we has enny ketchupp?
jammakitty please to favorite one ob my lolz.
is dun!! gud job.
pinkie!
Hey kitteh, reepeet afta mee….”Ratzes r frends, nawt fuud !”
Ai Googloled ‘hairless rats’.
Luuks liek sume peeps keaps tehm az petz.
Soe mebbee dese 2 guise ar petz inna saime famblee.
Iyf soe, tehy ar rlly wun ov the oddest ov ‘Odd Couples’.
Guud foar tehm iyf tehy ar; at leest tehy haz lerned tu geyt alaung wif eech uvver, wich iys moar tahn sume hyuoomins can sez!!!!!
AMai deh onlee onze dat keeps reedin “peeld” as “peed”? – Like “u peed in diz fur me?”
I love naked mole rats.
funny as hell