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Eet ur hart owt, Baby.
Well dun, ForAReason!
Nice to see u in the top spot!
Soap opera cat is soapy.
falconcrest – the feline version
I’d love to see someone try to keep 80’s style shoulderpads on a cat…
O hai stend. Ai wud laik to see that too!
An – hav yoo considereded again teh cheezfrenz?? It wud be nice to hav yoo – Yoo see – ai’m still suffering frum teh loss ov paws4thot. Ai wuz luking at sum erlier wuns – an he wuz so funneh. an had so much to offer.
an annieluvsprintie an Gayla34 an. . .
Oh Hai JCH$K I forgot about teh cheezfrenz site. I haz been verreh buzy wid teh examz. Can u or sumwun elz tell me where it iz plz? kthxbai.
ment to sai JCH4K. I holded teh shift button fur too long.
ob corse! Juss pop bak to teh larst pikchur – Ai has put dyrekshuns tehre, but if yu carnt fynd it Ai will put it heer too
Fank u Ambercat. I’ll look nao.
Ohai Klolzz
Hoap teh ‘Zams be goin alrite?
make sure to haz a breever ebree now an den.Eet well,sleep wen yew an
an moast ob awl,Downt Wurry!!! Yew yill do fyne I’m shure.
Gud lukz wiv it awl.
Fanks tidmum. Ai no Ai’ll b ok. Onli 2 left to go an den ai’m dun.
But plz tlk to cieling cat fur me if u get a chanz. He helps meh wid lotsa stuff.
Anywai Back to work.
I’m gonna maek u lub meh
Oh yes I will, yes I will…
And I’m gonna use every trick in teh book.
I’ll tri my best to get u hooked…
ai lubs teh luk onna kittlin’s face……… berry smuglish
Himz mine!! Awl mine!!! U canna snorgul him!!1 !! Jus mii!! Himz MINE!!!
And u said dat bein catty wudn’t work.
Dat’s goggie logic in mah book.
Scuze meh, I hab to go gets ready fur mah date wif Mr. Wunnerful.
Well, dat shud be teh lass tiem she eber crosses mah path.
gunna uze mai aizzz, gunna uze mai wizkerz,
gunna uze mai tail, mai floofy-pad-pawz,
gunna uze mai-mai-mai-’mageenaaationnnnn…
cuz ai gunna maek u c
aint no ohter kittehs, no 1 lyke mee:
iam spexhul, sao spexhul,
gunna hav sum uv ur attnton, GIV IT 2 ME!
I think dis b deh kitteh theme song.
yes n nao iz my earwurmmmm
LOL…berry good, startcat ;-D
Does gray kitteh haz Princess Di eyes? Mebbe jes a bit…
A boy an his cat…no get between
o wow starcat, ai lurvez dat sawng! Iz purrfekt fr teh kittehz!
Y doan u juss go home and drown ur sorrows in anudder can of toona?
Doan wurry, he won’t eben kno dat ur gone.
*evil snarkee laff*
Awl ai hadda do is luk KUYYYUTTT an deh hoomins comz runnin!!!
He told meh, dat I’ve found mah Foreber Home.
Foreber homz are teh bestest….mai Zoe hahd 3 homz until hers found teh foreber one here !!
HAPPYCAT’Z BACK PPL!!
ow hai dere, ai am nu tu dis… how am ai doing?
welcum, Seraphim!
bery nice lolspeak! Enjoy!
Yuu iys duing jes fines! Doan wurry; jes juymp iyn adn has funses!!!
O hai, Seraphim!! LOL!1 Ai wud say – it luks laik yoo ar doing just fine!! Welcome!
This iz wun veree happee plaice. Aar yoo a lawngtime lurker finallee getting the couraj too jump in?? It tuk mee menee weekz befoar ai wuz brave enuf!
Saymz wif me…..ai just started LOL this past day-b4-Caturday….ize iz hooked nao!
eeckthecat – hao long did yoo lurk befoar yoo jumped in???
an – do yoo belong to teh cheezfrenz? it wud halp – if we reelee AR going to hav a Meeshigun Meeting sum day!!
The cheezfrenz iz just us – but moar a – hmmmm a plaice to meet an tawk ov otter tings! an we kin email wun anodder frum there if we wants to!
Ai lurked fur at leest a cuple munths….an ai has awlreddy written down the cheezfrens address ! Ai am sabing it for when ai am bored at werk termorrow.
Yay!
Ai got to go out an mow sum moar nao. Ai haets to go – eben tho iz veree nice out!
Wun man went to mow
Went to mow a meddow
Wun man an his dawg, Shep *woof*
Went to mow a meddow
Tuw men went to mow….
..Went to mow a meddow
Two men, one man an his dog Shep *woof*
went to mow a meddow.
Three men went to mow..
Free men wen to mow
Wen to mow a meddow
Free men, tuw men, wun man an his dawg, Shep *woof*
Wen to mow a meddow
For men wen to mow…
…Went to mow a meddow
for men, free men,tuw men,wun man an his dog, Shep *woof*
went to mow a meddow.
Fife men went to mow…
went to mow a meddow
fyfmenformenfreementoomenwunmananhisdawg, Shep, *woof*
Went to mow a meddow!
Siksmen went to mow…
went to mow a meddow
sixmenfifemenformenfreementuwmenwunmananhisdogshep *woof*
went to mow a meddow!
Sebbenmen went to mow..
Wif awl dem menz owt der mowing deh
medow, Janet shud cuming bak here and
playing wif us. Wii kan awl sitting on deh
porch sipping martooneez adn watching deh
menz mowing. I bet dey get sooo hot dey
haz 2 taking off deh shirtz. . . .
I think I needing moar iyc in mai martoonee.
ai kin has teh icy tea and watchwityew?
Heehee!!
I carnt dwink N E moar tew nite!! I boawt a boddul ob “Chat
en Oeuf” Yep. “Cat on Egg” red wyne
The picshrue awn teh boddul lukks lyke a sketch of mah Hazel Kitteh!!
I jess had z tew buy it fer dat! Bonus-teh wyne arnt bad drinin eever!!
Utoh! Wyne awl gorn. Oh. It muss hab been teh Fairys.Tahts it,teh fairys dwinked it insted ob doin da dishes! *hic* Heeeheee
Derz plennee ruum heer on dis bench, jamama & tidmum.
And plennee drinkzez uv yer choyse. mebbee sum muncheez 4 yew Tidmum. I haz sum chokklit chip cookeez 2 share.
Teh fayrees has been at mai rosay too – sins 4.30 tihs arfternoon!
oh mai, yew has teh rascally fairies ober der!!
so dat’z wair da fariez iz, drinking da wynez ober sumbunnie els’ s haus sted ub do mai wurkz. But ai red urly fred nd sownz liek Ambercat did enuf wurkz tu last 3 yeerz so she hab a rite tu kik bak nd joyn da party at Prineville nd watch dose mowerz tu. Cween mj ar such a gud hoastes.
I thoted deh fayreez wuz spozed 2 gibbing u
stuffz, nawt taking it frum u.
Dat sowndz moar like deh impz.
pesky piksees!
mai momma (IRL) used to cum home frum wherebber an sai “Oh ai wunder wut deh fairies did today?” ai jus wants tew noes wair iz mai fairies? oh dat’s rite seh cums ebbry udder Toosday, tank CC.
Kan I joyn yoo in teh mower-man watchin?
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I bringz mai own dwink – I’z got teh IV drip jest fer teh occashun!
Well, Hai dere gma!! pull up a chair adn rest ursef.
*Handz gma a nise cool refreshing drinkee.
Dem mowerz shur b werking hard. Luk at
deh swet juzt trikklin offa dem!
*getz moar iyc.
Ohai gmwgs
Teh allergiez beez in teh bakgrownd-liddle bit itchee but nawttew bad
imposin imps
feevin fairys
{{{{PB2K}}}}
Gud 2 seeing u heer. Let mii hep u getz ur feetz propped up. U needing a pillow ore ennyfing els? Wuddn’t want u fainting frum watching deh mowerz wif dere shirtz off.
{{{PB2K}}}
*whispurrs kwietlee in teheerz-I gotted a speshul Hansum Boi tew sit next tew yoo an fan yew wib a huuge bananana leaf.Gotta keep teh tempachure
down.Dese Sechsy lawn momer mens shure make a lady hot an flustered
Jamama, mai Mom used 2 luk in deh sink at
awl deh durtee dishez and say, “deh gud
fayreez dint due deh dishez.” *sigh*
Now wen I bisit her, i b deh gud fayree and
due deh dishez.
See!! icarnt ebeen get mah werds owt propurrlee!!
Wait. Taht cud beez teh wyne. Nope.It’s dem hunky mens!!
Dats mah storee an I stikkin wib it !!
I deh fyremenz doin deh mowin ??? Maykes it xxxtra hawt !
Ai bissited mah neece tewdai. I hads tew do awl teh dishes too.
Iz that mayke me a gud fairy?
She yooshally cawls me Auntsby Evil coz I teeze her an barrass her in shops! Haha!!
**Makez kwik run 2 deh Ty-Boo-Teek 4
**moar iyc. Mixez up moar martooneez
**adn iyc tee. Refreshing ebbery1z drinkz.
Supervizing deh mowerz be thirtstee werk.
Hai!! Iz there ene moar rume awn that bench?? Shur wish ai HAD six men s moawing wif ther shurts off!!
An ai ran ober mai long garden hose behind the barn (aka NB)! But – becuz the grass wuz so hai, ai had teh mower set fur 4 inches – so it wuz OK. AND I foudn it. Bonus!! LOL. Nao Ai’m in having sum tee!!
Fanks, cweenmj & tidmum!
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I duz appresheeate teh assistant mens yoo probided fer me! Iffn aneebodee gits faint frum teh mower-man watchink, yoo can borry mai leaf-waving boi!
Wii hab moved deh party to deh next paige.
(still watching deh menz mowing.)
C’mon ober.
tidmum, taht iz veree funnee!! Ai has several nieces, an NUTHNG wuz moar fun tahn embarrassing them in teh shops!! Wun ov liefz liddle pleashurs!!
Ais do nawt has to mow….lives in teh apartzment! I haz no lielocks to sniff, either.
**sob**
LCB gived me a lielocks sawng,tho.
Heer, eeckthecat, Ai wented aowt tu teh gardin neer heer adn kollektid a hole byg bunche ov purpel adn wite lielocks foar yuu;
Adn heer tehy ar;
iyf yuu haz a rlly byg vayse, yuu cud puttem innit;
tihs shud purrfuume yuur whol apartzment up……
OHHHH…..thanx u, CKK….here, letz put dem in inna empty bukkit…
** sniff,sniff,sniff ** AHHH, ai haz a happy nao!
grey iz oh so distinguished….mmm..
I liekz grey kittehs …. skooz me, BLOO kittez 4 da katfantseyur crowd
Mai kitteh lukz jess liek dis wun. She iz grey wif lawng furz wich are shynie rownd teh edjiz. Datz wye I cawlz her “Mithril”. She luvz it win I snorglz wif her — she purrrrz liek a deesul traktur.
*kitteh not pikshured iz singing*
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Why do u build meh up
Buttercup babeh just to
let meh down
And mess meh around
And then worst of awl
U never call babeh
When u say u will
But I lub u still…
an he sayd he din’t laek kittahs…Hah!
Iz wut mi hubsand sez ‘for we dayted too. We now haz 8 kittehs. He broughtses home the las’ twoz.
Awwww – an taht iz shurlee wai yoo fawleded in luv wif him!!
I tellz him I marries him fore his forchyoon … an’ I’m stickin’ wif him til he getz
won! ;D But I’d've dumpeded him if my kittehs, goggies and hoarses di’nt
lyke hims. Lefted sevrul mens at curb in my singul dayz cuz the critturz
di’nt lyke dem. Critturz, kittehs speshully, is gud judjes of karak … chrac…
gud judjes of gud peeples.
Iff luks cud kill.
Jus wun luk, thatz awl itt tuk
Hey jammakitty look at your profile because I
put something on it. bye for now.
otay!!
ai lukked an saw dat yew favrited sum lols but nawt dat yew sed nuffin
here’s a shadow lol 4 yew!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1167361
Ohai, Jamamamamama, if yur stil arown– ai red urly fred nd se yu aks fur mistry bukz rekomen. Most ai saw wur wut ai fink ub az hevy rede. Hab yu red enny ub Laurie r. King? A sherlok hoamz series stratz wif “Bee Keeper’s Apprentice” wif a 15 yeer owld gurl. Mary .aslo dere ar contmery stworiz. awl berry gud. king libz in Calif., Iz SF natib. Yu probly hab red Grafton , Muller nd awl that kined. (My Kinsey iz naim fur Grafton’s Kinsey Milhone , as a liddul haus detektib). Seattle haz a berry gud bukstawr Ai fink awn Elliot Bay.
Sedukktress Kitteh
yoozez herz femmininn wylez
awn handsumm Hewmin
Sedukktress Kitteh
iz verreh smrt. Willz habz dis
Hewmin trayndd kwikklee
Sedukktress Kitteh
attemptz Feelyne Mynd~Meldz 4
Cheezburgr 2nyte!
Jack.
Bravo Jack Bravo !!!!!
All teh Burgers faw you ,as ever.
Keep teh Haikus cummin-We Lubs dem!!
Ohai Jack; Yur IN!
Ai juss chekd awn Cheezfrenz syt
Yu has been approovd!
Plees to be joynin
Owr happy band ob cheezpeeps
Makin lyf sweeter
Well, ov CORSE Jack is in!! But sooner tahn laytu is bedder!
Hey jammakitty look at your profile because I
put something on it. bye for now. lol
So sorry I gotz teh mr. tall dark n hansum. but no had felines, rite? after all, ur lookin so nice tonite… n heathly… is u pregnant?
LOL!!! Taht;s WiCKED!!!
Newleey ‘daupted kitteh bees njoeiyng hers forebbur hoem!!!
Naow her wil nebber ebber hasta liev inna caurdbord baux agen,
oar skrawnge aroun teh streiets foar fuud skraps,
oar runnawaiy rlly fas adn hides frum byg skareey goggies hoo bees chaysing hers awl thru teh bak alleeywaiys;
Noes, nebber agin ennymoar bad stuf;
Her knoes her wil be lieving happeeleey ebber afture;
adn her fayce reeflekts iyt!!!
Awwwwww!!
A Happitayl ending an a Happitayl gnu begginnin fer dis beeyotimuss Kitteh
Noes, nebber agin ennymoar bad stuf…eksept fr hyoomin wont wayk up at 545am on Caturday fr kitteh-feedin tyme…en hyoomin getz mad wen kitteh duz pushypawz on teh tummee at 547am on Caturday acuz iz 2 minnits past kitteh-feedin tyme…
Are yoo shur dats a man? Luk at dose nails!
cood bee a gi-tar pikker…dey can haz nales liek dat…..
mee-yow!
Teh hoomin iz usin u 4 ur cootness. Use utmost clawtion.
jamakitty please to go to this.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1167267
otay?
jammakitty please look at my profile.
He sed he didunt like cats…tehy all say dat at furst…silly mans.
*low purring chukul*
I’m pretty sure that’s a woman.
Oh noez. Delete the thread!
angelina jolie cat sayz “take dat jen”