went to mow a meddow
sixmenfifemenformenfreementuwmenwunmananhisdogshep *woof*
went to mow a meddow!
Sebbenmen went to mow..

Wif awl dem menz owt der mowing deh
medow, Janet shud cuming bak here and
playing wif us. Wii kan awl sitting on deh
porch sipping martooneez adn watching deh
menz mowing. I bet dey get sooo hot dey
haz 2 taking off deh shirtz. . . .
I think I needing moar iyc in mai martoonee.

ai kin has teh icy tea and watchwityew?

Heehee!!
I carnt dwink N E moar tew nite!! I boawt a boddul ob “Chat
en Oeuf” Yep. “Cat on Egg” red wyne
The picshrue awn teh boddul lukks lyke a sketch of mah Hazel Kitteh!!
I jess had z tew buy it fer dat! Bonus-teh wyne arnt bad drinin eever!!
Utoh! Wyne awl gorn. Oh. It muss hab been teh Fairys.Tahts it,teh fairys dwinked it insted ob doin da dishes! *hic* Heeeheee

Derz plennee ruum heer on dis bench, jamama & tidmum.
And plennee drinkzez uv yer choyse. mebbee sum muncheez 4 yew Tidmum. I haz sum chokklit chip cookeez 2 share.

Teh fayrees has been at mai rosay too - sins 4.30 tihs arfternoon!

oh mai, yew has teh rascally fairies ober der!!

so dat’z wair da fariez iz, drinking da wynez ober sumbunnie els’ s haus sted ub do mai wurkz. But ai red urly fred nd sownz liek Ambercat did enuf wurkz tu last 3 yeerz so she hab a rite tu kik bak nd joyn da party at Prineville nd watch dose mowerz tu. Cween mj ar such a gud hoastes.

I thoted deh fayreez wuz spozed 2 gibbing u
stuffz, nawt taking it frum u.
Dat sowndz moar like deh impz.

pesky piksees!

mai momma (IRL) used to cum home frum wherebber an sai “Oh ai wunder wut deh fairies did today?” ai jus wants tew noes wair iz mai fairies? oh dat’s rite seh cums ebbry udder Toosday, tank CC.

Kan I joyn yoo in teh mower-man watchin?
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I bringz mai own dwink - I’z got teh IV drip jest fer teh occashun!

Well, Hai dere gma!! pull up a chair adn rest ursef.
*Handz gma a nise cool refreshing drinkee.
Dem mowerz shur b werking hard. Luk at
deh swet juzt trikklin offa dem!
*getz moar iyc.

Ohai gmwgs
Teh allergiez beez in teh bakgrownd-liddle bit itchee but nawttew bad

imposin imps

feevin fairys

{{{{PB2K}}}}
Gud 2 seeing u heer. Let mii hep u getz ur feetz propped up. U needing a pillow ore ennyfing els? Wuddn’t want u fainting frum watching deh mowerz wif dere shirtz off.

{{{PB2K}}}
*whispurrs kwietlee in teheerz-I gotted a speshul Hansum Boi tew sit next tew yoo an fan yew wib a huuge bananana leaf.Gotta keep teh tempachure
down.Dese Sechsy lawn momer mens shure make a lady hot an flustered

Jamama, mai Mom used 2 luk in deh sink at
awl deh durtee dishez and say, “deh gud
fayreez dint due deh dishez.” *sigh*
Now wen I bisit her, i b deh gud fayree and
due deh dishez.

See!! icarnt ebeen get mah werds owt propurrlee!!
Wait. Taht cud beez teh wyne. Nope.It’s dem hunky mens!!
Dats mah storee an I stikkin wib it !!

I deh fyremenz doin deh mowin ??? Maykes it xxxtra hawt !

Ai bissited mah neece tewdai. I hads tew do awl teh dishes too.
Iz that mayke me a gud fairy?
She yooshally cawls me Auntsby Evil coz I teeze her an barrass her in shops! Haha!!

**Makez kwik run 2 deh Ty-Boo-Teek 4
**moar iyc. Mixez up moar martooneez
**adn iyc tee. Refreshing ebbery1z drinkz.
Supervizing deh mowerz be thirtstee werk.

Hai!! Iz there ene moar rume awn that bench?? Shur wish ai HAD six men s moawing wif ther shurts off!!

An ai ran ober mai long garden hose behind the barn (aka NB)! But - becuz the grass wuz so hai, ai had teh mower set fur 4 inches - so it wuz OK. AND I foudn it. Bonus!! LOL. Nao Ai’m in having sum tee!!

Fanks, cweenmj & tidmum!
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I duz appresheeate teh assistant mens yoo probided fer me! Iffn aneebodee gits faint frum teh mower-man watchink, yoo can borry mai leaf-waving boi!

Wii hab moved deh party to deh next paige.
(still watching deh menz mowing.)
C’mon ober.

tidmum, taht iz veree funnee!! Ai has several nieces, an NUTHNG wuz moar fun tahn embarrassing them in teh shops!! Wun ov liefz liddle pleashurs!!