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No cheezburgers in mid flight
stoopy budjit kuts!
Hey Katzo!!! wut u wanting for deh sillybrashun uv ur nawt sekkund?1?!!??
How bout sum uv doez tiny liddul drinkz frum deh ayrplayn??
howdy on dis fine sumday!! ai has a rekwest frum teh noligible cheezpeeps
please share wit me a gud buk yew has red recently……… ai needs new buk tew read…….. ai lubs teh mysteries……. not rilly innyfing tew heavy
fank yew in advance for yr idears!!!
Ai lyked Dan Brown’s “The Da Vinci Code” - his odders R gud too, but cleerly ritten to teh formulah he oenlee rilly gawt rite in teh “Code”
An Ai rilly enjoid “The Time Traveller’s Wife” by Audrey Niffenegger. If yu go ober to Cheezfrenz an ask tehre, yu’ll get lotsanlots ob sujjestyuns!
fanks AC, ai redd the Da Vinci Code……twas gud!! an ai hayt tew admit it but ai fink ai has the TTW but mebbeh din’t finish………bad habit. if it grabs me ai kint puttit down but sumtimes ends up on teh bottum of the pile
ohai, agin, gramma jamama! ai kan yoos tihs spays foar mai annousemint?
OHAI, EBBRYWUN! TIHS IZ A PUBLIK SERBIS ANNOWNSEMINT: AZ OV TEH END OV TIHS DAE, AI, LUCY PEVENSIE/NO 1 IN PARTICULAR/WERDYCNAN, WILL BEEZ LIBBIN IN A NOO HOWSE. FOAR TAHT REESUM, AI PROLLY WUNT BEEZ AWN TEH POOTER FOAR TEH NEXT CUPUL OV DAEZ, UNTIL WII GETZ OWR INTERTOOBS SET UP. TIHS HAZ BEN A PUBLIK SERBIS ANNOWNSMINT!
oh hai der cheezNIP, ai bin missin yew!! congrats onna noo haus. nice haus? {{{NIP}}}
Hai/bai Lucy. Hope deh moov goez well adn u can b bak on line soon. wi seeing u wen u bak and play sum moar. Take dis bubblol wif u. It hep make thingz ok.
{{{lucy}}}
Ohai Lucy/N1IP/Werdycnan,
Hoap teh moob goes otay,an yoo kin get bak heer to plai ASAP
ohai, werdycnan, et. al.! I send yoo manee gud wishes fer teh moob (tehy iz nawt so grate, akshully) and luk forward to seeing yoo bak heer soon!
Haz u redding enny uv deh Martha Grimes mystereez???
I liking her Inspectur Jury seriez. Iz British mystereez.
Berry witty adn droll.
hassnt……… on mai list nao…..
oh here’s a sumdai pressint 4 yew, MJ
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1166309
Ah herz so sweet!!! I gibbinged her *holdz up floofee paw* dis menny burgerz!!!
Otai—wen an whare iz dis Ohai Desert tee? Yoo kno ai wanna bee dere iffn thare’z enuff munnies foar it. Itt wud bee SOOOO neet too meat yoo awl!
jamamakitty - taht is so. . .so. . .*sniff* {{{{jamamakitty}}}} Ai am awlmoast - but nawt kwite
speechless!!1
An ai think yoo do nawt eben know taht ai wuz innit!! Teh moovie, ai meen. ai wuz an eggstra. Taht wuz when ai wuz living in Salzburg.
ai wuz in teh church fur teh wedding, an at teh Festival - in teh audience where they sing Edelweiss an steel away!
An doo yoo remember teh bookays tehy gibbed teh funnee winners? Ai *ahem* got wun of tehm - becuz
ai wuz dayting teh prop guy!
now ai has tew wachhit agin an luk for the eggstra……lil Janet wit teh bookay!! how old wuz yew den?
is kinna funneee how we gets onna same wavelength here…….since we duzznt sees eachudder IRL we haz teh esp connexion
ai hab seen dat mini times here……..
LOL!! No - yoo won’t see mee in teh mooviee wif teh flours. An ai ar hard, but nawt impawssible to find! ai wud hav to bee wif yoo - an point an say “luk kwik!1″
Teh flours were just fer just fur mee.
sew we needs to get it on DVD, play it onna puter and do a stop frame onna lil Janet……. 4 teh posterior, ah means posterity!!
LOL!! Taht’s troo! It dint werk so gud wif teh Video taypez - becuz tehy usuallee went awl jitteree oar sumthing!
I has just finished “The Pillars of the Earth” by Ken Follet. A most excellent book with murders and mysteries about the building of a 12th century cathedral. It’s a buncha book, the paperback is 973 pages but it never bogged down. Here, I’se holdin it up so you can see. Now if anyone can tell me how to pronounce Follett I’d appreciate it, I done noes if he says ‘folay’ lyke the fronsch or folit like the ingerlish.
gots dat wun tew……… berry gud! hmmmmm did ai finish dat wun.
*wanders off lukkin for teh buks of incomplete*
Ohai, jamamakitteh:
Wun ubz mai Fayvritt
Rytuurz iz Rawss Tommass. Rotez
ekksellentz stuff!
Himz ryteengz styyl iz
lyke Raymund Chandlurr mixt wiff
sum Dashill Hammett
Nawt beeg buukz 2 reedz,
eevurr. Verreh kwikk wiff well
deefynd cayrakkturrz
Ifz U lykez scamz andz
politikill thrillurz, Rawss
Tommass iz t3h man!
Jack.
fanks! is always gud to lern ob new awthurs!! ai will pull hims up onna amazon an “do da wun clik”
fanks agin!
U wellcummz, jamamakitteh:
‘T3h Coaldz War Swopp’ wuz
himz furst buuk andz probbibbleez
himz bestest, I roatz
a reveew ubz it
awn Amamazwn. ‘T3h Fuulz In
Town Arz Awn Owr Syde’
is himz beegest buuk.
Iz reelee free lawrjj storeez
awll rappt upz in wun!
Jack.
ai decided on Teh 4th Durango……… sounded gud. fink dose buks will be laik candy…… can’t eat jus wun!
did yu rite yur reevyoo as a ohai ku?!
ai dun fink sew……..ai jus lukked atta revues an nun in haiku (blesshu) but ai not noes Jacks IRL name sew ai cudden tell which wun wuz his.
Ohai, jamamakitteh:
Goez 2 ‘Coaldz War Swopp’
andz luukz 4 ‘Lanham, MD.’
Dat wun’z mai reeveew.
U canz eeben klikk
awn ‘Awll Reveewz’ ifz U wantz.
Dayr arn’tz dat menneez
Wayr iz t3h leenk 2
joynnz t3h Cheezfrendz? I amz nawt
see itz enneewayr
Jack.
Ai posteded teh address (agin) furver daon, at 5.09am - it’d be grate to see u ober tehre!
Ohai, Ambercat:
I fowndz t3h Cheezfrenz
Playss. Syned upz 2. Juss wayteeng
4 cleerenss 2 landz
Mayz habz 2 yooz t3h
naym ‘TankerGuy54′
2 playzz wiff Cheezfrenz
Stoopy Yahoo woodz
nawtz letz mii yooz ‘Jack Deth’.
We’ll seez wut happunnz
Jack.
Yus wotebber naym
yahoo lets yu play wiv, ‘k?
juss sine orf “Jak Deff”
Jack, ai fort dat mite be yor review…….. ai redemawl an dat wun 4 sum reason said “Jack” tew me…..
ai has a feelin ai will be down at teh used bukstor lukkin 4 more!! fanks agin
wun of mai favritz frum long time ago wuz Papillion……… an assordid romanz junks!! HA
Ohai, Ambercat:
4 wunce I didz nawt
ryte summfeeng az a Hye~koo.
Reeveew wuz wun beeg
papagraff! Didz nawt
knoez how 2 spayss, butz lawtza
peepz fowndz itz yoosfull
‘T3h 4th Durango’
iz a guud choyss. Himz awllso
roatz undurr t3h naym
ubz Awllivurr Bleek
4 takkz purpussez wen himz
libbd in t3h Teenee
Tynee Engurrlandz.
Awll toaldz Rawss Tommass
roat twennee~foar buukz
Jack.
Jack - doo pleez com an joyn teh cheezfrenz. Yoo know -there iz a buk sekshun there - (there iz, izznt there Ambercat??). An ai awlwaiz need halp finding teh gud buks.
Ai wud go tehre just to tawk about teh buks!!
We has a plaice to rekkommend buks, an we has teh “reeding, nomming an smoekin” klub (smoekin opshunal) wher we sai wot we is cuurantly eetin an reedin, an we orften tork abowt buks an pomes an litratchur jenrally
Otay, Jack’s turn for teh sumdai pressint!! (yew wuz a tuff wun!)
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1166785
Ai iz misteree fan 2! Has you red teh J.A. Jance Joanna Brady seerees? Ai liek dem lots.
U has red Janet Evanovich, yes?
yesh an yesh………. JA Jance is local aufor here in WA. ai laiks boff ob her series
red a cuppel ob Evanovich…… entertaining!!
always lukkin 4 teh new wuns. went to teh mystery bookstore in skeattle an gots a cupple ob nooo local writers
Is a playn tree, cleerly!
Oh! Gud!! Yoo ar still wif uz. ai thort *gigglol* yoo had maybee goan off to kleen teh - yur annyooal choar!! Ai wuz breeflee afrayd fur yur lief!
But - thiz wun - maed mee reelee laff awt loud!! An yoo ar so rite!1 CLEERLEE a plane tree!!
Ai is taekin a brake form teh chaws - Ai fink Ai has ernd it: Ai has
Attakd teh disheseses
Brandishd teh huuveh
Cleend teh werk serfisses
Draggd teh sofas owt and hooverd behyn tehm
Ernd maiseff a ekstra cupovtee an a sit daon!
Fown Amber’s lorst tois
Gossipped wiv teh naybors, in between jawbs
Kikked teh dustbunnehs owtada haus
Lorst teh will to liv!
Mopped teh kitchin flor
Nemtid (ok, AI’m cheetin a bit!) teh crap owta teh hutches (lidderally)
Opend teh wyn eerly!
Put teh pinny gigs in teh baff (wivowt warder) so Ai cud get teh crap owta tehre hutched (lidderally)
Qwite a lot awlreddy, an Ai nawt finished yet!
Re-planted mai Spring bulbs unner teh hedj, for nekst yeer
Swobbed daon teh patyo
Taeken teh rubbidge owt
Undun awl mai furst jawbs bai workin teh hutch detroitus thru teh haus (ho hum!)
Vituously resisted teh wyn for anodder 5 minuets
Wayted for lode #6436346 ob lawndrees to finsh so Ai can puts in lode # 6436347
X-hawsted mai stok ob ekskooses for nawt doin teh chaws
Yused awl teh bleech, Flash and dissing feckless in teh haus
and nao wont to
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
But Ai still has Upstayrs to do!
PHEEW! U’v ernd teh wine!
Awsum alfabeticul assemblij, Ambercat!!!!!!!
Ai havn’t eben got to D yet!!
But OH!! Yoo hav a 5 hour hed start!!
Tho - ai’m nawt shur - mai chorez ar moastlee mowing. An mowing. An moar mowing. Eben awn teh riding lawn traktor - wich iz reelle moar fun tahn werk - it taeks two oar three hourz.
But ai’d rather bee heer. *sigh* ai neez two ov mee.
Whooo - an nao ai’ve got to run!! Taeking mai Mom an Ant Daizy to church.
OH!! Ambercat. Cud yoo pleez luk ober awn “I haz a warm” - BubbasHoomin wants to com bak to cheezfrenz but izn’t quite shur hao to doo it.
ai told him - but pleez maek shur he’s ok - OK??
(Ai cudn’t fine yurs quiklee. Do yoo know where it iz?? Cud yoo put it HEER - rite under mine? Ai wiil bukmark it and use it frum nao awn.)
For Bubbashoomin an ennewun els hoo wonts to joyn teh Cheezfrenz, heer is teh address.
*ahem*
Ai has to put awn teh Groucho mustash an glasses an tell yu teh address in disgize…..
h t t p :
an tehn
//uk.groups.
an tehn
yahoo.com/group
an fynully
/cheezfrenz
Taek owt teh spayses an teh ekstra werds an yu is tehre!
Ai has roted a cupple ob tyootoryals, to halp peeps arown - juss serch “tutorial” an yu shud fynd tehm
Teh Cheezfrenz syt is wher we can lern moer abowt eechudder; giv owr gnu frenz encurijment an support; shaer storees an ekspeeriyences an resippees an ennefink els we can fink ob! Jus lyk awn heer, teh oenlee reel “rool” is Plai Nys - Com awn in, teh warters lubbly!
Ai postededed it, but its nawt shoen yet - Ai’ll giv it til Ai’ve chaynjed teh sheets awn mai bed and tehn trai agin…
Ha! Ai ow twitted teh Wierd Press! Yu wont maek ME post twys an luk silli, uh oh! Nawt me! In mai Groucho mustashanglasseseses….!
ohai, AC. here is yr sumdai pressint!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1143809
Yu’ve seen me awn a Caturdai nite, daon teh local Nite Spawt?! but hao??!!!
awwwwwwwwwww yew maded me LOL OUT LOUD!! an chokin an ebbryting….. whew gots to recobber
ai fot teh kittlin was teh cyooooooot…. an is Amber color tew.
U one busy gurl Jamamakitty!! making deh cyoot pitcherz 4 ebberybuddy. and dey iz awl sew preshus. But I think dis b deh cyootest one yet.
{{{{jamamakittey}}}}
is fun to dooooo, mus be kinda like Jack alwais ritin teh poems. we awl has fings we like to do. an ebbrywun is speshul to me!! (peeps & lols)
now ai feelz teh giltee. I no do NUFFIN todae.
“An on teh sevinth dai, CC restid. OK, restid moar tahn teh Dai 1, Dai 2….” Letz rest too! It jus luks like doin nuffin.
Corse, teh kwesyun yu shud rilly be aksing is “hao com yu has sucha ;aaaaawng list ob chaws to do?” An its cos Ai lyk to sayv tehm up for sebral weeks - ok, munfs!
an plai wit teh cheezfrens! iz muchly funs!!! (beddar dan teh dredded chors)
Elfi, didn’t u lub up ur bebehs? Didn’t u gib enny snorgles and schmoo todai? I’ll bet dat u did lotz ov that sorta fing. So, u didz teh moss important fings furst!
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Ambercat didz her lubbin before her chores. Juss cuz u hasn’t dun enny chores yet, it doan mean u habn’t dun nuffin yet. Nao, get to wurk - mush moar skritches to do!