Comments on: 3rd life recalls tragic fall from window sill

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 18 May 2008 20:10:19 +0000

{{{JKH4K(oar aces)}}}

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sun, 18 May 2008 18:34:32 +0000

Kittehs’ hyuoomin, becuz ov preeveeus winnow akcidints frum kitteh fauls, haz putted bowt 8 pilloes adn 2 rlly stuffdt kwilts onna floar;

Taht’s wut middel kitteh iys turneiyng aroun adn luukeing at;

(Soe iyf ennywun ov tehm fauls awf, dere gunna laynd onna sawft surfayce
adn get saveded)

By: Flartus

Flartus — Sun, 18 May 2008 18:30:57 +0000

oh hai! I iz heer offs an ons, but my connecshun and pooter r too slows an takes me 2 much times 2 reed so meny kommints…so i pops in randomly wen i haz a times. ICHC has too much teh sucksessful fur me!

Tanks fur ur luffly burger complimints, gang. {{{{ICHCers}}}

By: Fizzix

Fizzix — Sun, 18 May 2008 18:26:19 +0000

Ou est la plume de ma tante? La plume de ma tante est près de la chaise de ma tante.

Eddie Izzard, yesh?

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sun, 18 May 2008 17:48:28 +0000

Doan be loanley, LCB; weez gunna keap yuu kumpanee wevver yuu lieks iyt oar nawt!!!!!

By: starling

starling — Sun, 18 May 2008 17:47:32 +0000

Rare jongens, die buitenlanders.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 18 May 2008 17:09:49 +0000

“La plume de ma tante est dans le jardin”
Puis-j’avoir un matooni, aussi? Silver plate?

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 18 May 2008 17:05:09 +0000

Oui, un peu, madame. Il fait tres beau aujourd’hui, n’est-ce pas? Voulez-vous un martoonie?

By: moe

moe — Sun, 18 May 2008 16:42:59 +0000

fift life is oblivious – duz not hav memory – onlee wants to go owtsied
.
ha ha, dat remynd me ub Sam, beeg blak kitteh ai yuzd tu bebbeh-sit inna Pinsylvenia. Sam hadz oanly short-term memory — lasted 10 minnits! Himz lubbed tu sit onna skreened-in bak porsch (him nawt allowed owt ub teh howze). |: Inna winter, Sam wud holla bai teh fronsh windowz till ai let himz owt. Aftur wun minits, himz tuu kold, sew ai letz him bak in. Ten minnits laytur, himz hollarin bai teh fronsh windoez…
.
Poor gui, him soe mizrebl awl winter!

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Sun, 18 May 2008 16:30:49 +0000

It happins awl teh tyme on “Jeppardy”…

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 18 May 2008 14:51:28 +0000

So why did you become a chimney sweep Dad?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 18 May 2008 14:08:16 +0000

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sun, 18 May 2008 14:02:48 +0000

I reads a lot of teh records coming frum teh E.R. wher I wurk, an eberee teim I see a littul kittlet in wif a bonked hed or a borked arm frum jumpin onteh bed, taht rime goze thru ma hed. Wunst a doktor akshully rote on teh rekord of a 3-yr-olde, “No more monkey jumping on the bed!” I lold an lold.

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Sun, 18 May 2008 13:19:08 +0000

yummy!

By: KitKatsMom

KitKatsMom — Sun, 18 May 2008 12:51:59 +0000

Euh, est-ce qu’on parle français ici?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:18:06 +0000

Yoo did??? ai dint see. Ai’m going bak to see! LOL! Ai DOO laik to win1

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:15:20 +0000

But wee still just cawls himz “Fluffeh.”

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:13:55 +0000

O yoo ar so rite, Duffy!! Flartus wuz awlwaiz 5 burger – elebentee eben.

FLARTUS!!1 Ar yoo bak to stay??? ai shur hoep so!

An Duffy – wehn ar we gonna get wun ov yur wunderfull radio reportz again???
Yoo were so gud at that!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:49:13 +0000

Ai tort teh Doktor cat sed “Yu gotta feed taht behbeh awn shortnin bred!” Mai daddeh yused to sing taht to me wen Ai wus lidl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3qGBsf0t08

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:30:49 +0000

fiv liddli kittehz sittin on da sill
wun fell off n himz got ill
momma cawled da docta n da docta saidz
NO MOR KITTEHZ SITTIN ON DA SILL!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:28:17 +0000

probli-
butz buk stor empti…… u bedda chek lcb…….

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:24:59 +0000

me wantz coookieee!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:24:03 +0000

howz bout a lol-lilpop?

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:19:26 +0000

u noes kan hab qwestion n answer in da same unimerse…..

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:16:48 +0000

lols!
gascat n I decideded wunce dat Milo’s katbox wuz himz tardis….. weiz be lukin n lukin fur him den POOF! Da kitteh cumz outa da katbox yawnn n streeetchin!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:14:12 +0000

o no! ahora Soy parlante español! lo ciento, mi espanol no es bien!

momcat

By: jd

jd — Sun, 18 May 2008 08:22:15 +0000

Nah. Tudai’s fear’s dai off. Vage nervusnuss is standing in.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sun, 18 May 2008 05:46:45 +0000

Wich 1 iz differnt? Doo yoo no?

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Sun, 18 May 2008 05:29:00 +0000

There are fibe moar kittehs waitin’ in teh wings, but only teh furtherest from nawt sekkund kitteh matters. Then it is GAME OVER, man. Eberybudy gather up awl the ghosties and go meet Ceiling Cat.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Sun, 18 May 2008 05:04:13 +0000

But what iz deh queshion,oh Deep Thought ??

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 18 May 2008 04:30:27 +0000

Teh anser iz 42.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 18 May 2008 04:25:40 +0000

An the archangel Fluffeh, wuz kast down frum teh windowsill, an yea, him tooks teh name ob Basement Cat. And teh Erf shookded. And der wuz mush whalin’ and nashin’ ob teefs. An Ceilin’ Cat had a sad, for eben though Fluffeh wuz sundered from Hims, hims wus stil Hims brudda. Basement Cat shook hims fist at teh sky an sayed:

“Is better to nom in Basement, den play wif toy maus in Ceilin!”

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 18 May 2008 04:19:45 +0000

Sum chipses and dipses wud bees gud.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 18 May 2008 04:17:49 +0000

Gott in Himmel! De deutchen akzent!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sun, 18 May 2008 04:08:36 +0000

Chokolit kittehs selling fastur than teh marshamlow varieteh. Onlee wun left!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sun, 18 May 2008 04:04:43 +0000

OOH FLARTUS!!!!! NISE TO SEE YOU AGIN!!!
An as alwaes you has teh besttest of lebenty-burgur commint!!

By: BillDonovan

BillDonovan — Sun, 18 May 2008 03:16:31 +0000

Very clever and very funny. Excelsior!!

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 18 May 2008 02:54:50 +0000

Hi, JCH4K!… Ai hoaps joo duzznt mynd, but ai borrerd joor naym back awn “Iz still happycat”… adn bended it a littul so you winned…

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Sun, 18 May 2008 02:54:23 +0000

My tragik kitteh fall from window has racked me up over won tousand kittens worth of vet bills.

keep parachute and pillows taped to kitteh at all times…

By: johnson442

johnson442 — Sun, 18 May 2008 02:42:03 +0000

(rich, deep voice singing off-key)
One of these things is nawt like the others…

By: jd

jd — Sun, 18 May 2008 02:06:22 +0000

Wai wuud a kitteh steel Art? He dusn’t ebun do coast-to-coast any moar.

By: jd

jd — Sun, 18 May 2008 02:05:28 +0000

Well, der’s alwais Terry Pratchett’s L-Space. But if dey can sit next to previous rejenerashuns, dey must be timelords.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Sun, 18 May 2008 02:04:23 +0000

Yesh……more dan one,I thinx!

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Sun, 18 May 2008 02:03:08 +0000

Ai iz still here…..stayz away from teh spinning coazter if u be drinkin teh martoonis !!!

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Sun, 18 May 2008 02:01:02 +0000

Hey! Where’d my “r” go?
Shudda been “stroll.”
You kno how I get about misspelling werds.
Ebberybuddy else knos it but da purrson doing the misspelling.
No exkuse. Nun at all. Not wid a dicshunairy in da haus.
.
There’s a bukstore in da mall, korrect? f.r.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Sun, 18 May 2008 02:00:50 +0000

Sorreezz to here bout teh fibroid……hoping you have your “ship” 2gether nao!!
Sorreezz ….bad reference…..howz dis:
MANNNNNNY MOTTTTTA !

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 18 May 2008 01:56:08 +0000

Three years ago I hads surgeries to removify a ginormous fibroid from mah mid-section. I named it “Leon” because it kept getting laaaaaaarger.

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Sun, 18 May 2008 01:55:51 +0000

What a great picture! What a great caption!
*Stolls over to da mall to see if the party is still going on.*

By: BGee

BGee — Sun, 18 May 2008 01:27:52 +0000

Robert Heinlein gots Pixel, teh “Cat Who Walks Through Walls”
Praps the kittehs don need no Tardis to multiuniverse travl?

By: luvscatsVA

luvscatsVA — Sun, 18 May 2008 01:23:03 +0000

Yep- ai’ll take all five- kthnx!