3rd life recalls tragic fall from window sill
3rd life recalls tragic fall from window sill
kittehs nawt awlwazy land on feet.
picture: tug. lol caption: HomeyBoehme
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That was one bad trip last fall.
iz it a bad fing, when yu kan see awl ur liefs sittin’ nex to yu?
I think I’d be beside myself wif fear.
Punneh!
Nah. Tudai’s fear’s dai off. Vage nervusnuss is standing in.
Gud Kwestchun!! (gud hebbins!! suddenlee ai haz a jerman akcent!!)
ai thnk it wud be marvelouslee interesting. Ai offen wunder hao mennee ai has had befoar.
Purrhaps wee ar awl heer together heer becuz wee were gud frenz sum other tiem??? Cud be.
I hadding a co-werker dat I gotting along wif eggstra gud. Wii werkinged togezzer like hand in glub. Wii told peepz wii sharinged a brayne. Adn dat in a past life wii had ben deh sayme persin. I doan noeing y peepz lukking at us strayng.
*shrugz sholderz adn wanderz off.
wun ob mai grilfrens an ai will kawl echudder an sais, pls com ober. ai needs teh odder half of mai brain!! wut ai caint figger owt seh can an teh vice squad, i mean versa
Gott in Himmel! De deutchen akzent!
o no! ahora Soy parlante español! lo ciento, mi espanol no es bien!
momcat
Euh, est-ce qu’on parle français ici?
Oui, un peu, madame. Il fait tres beau aujourd’hui, n’est-ce pas? Voulez-vous un martoonie?
“La plume de ma tante est dans le jardin”
Puis-j’avoir un matooni, aussi? Silver plate?
Rare jongens, die buitenlanders.
Ou est la plume de ma tante? La plume de ma tante est près de la chaise de ma tante.
Eddie Izzard, yesh?
Dat wud b lots ov famous peeps next to awl ov us.
Y iz it that peeps are alwais famous in a preebious life, but nawt so much in dis life?
Dipends. If yu ar a timelord, then dat hapuns, an’ eburion nows dat kittehs are from anutter wurld.
Owr kitteh getz intoo tha tyniest gap in wum ov owr bukshelvz – maibee itz hiz TARDIS?
Yez… YEZ…. Yu hav sulved da misturi of wi kittehs alwais hang arownd bookshelvz! An’ it’s alwais one purrtikula spot. cDat muzt bi thu door into thu kitteh’s TARDIS! Hav a bagillion cheezburgers riword fur solving da timekitteh mysteri.
Robert Heinlein gots Pixel, teh “Cat Who Walks Through Walls”
Praps the kittehs don need no Tardis to multiuniverse travl?
Well, der’s alwais Terry Pratchett’s L-Space. But if dey can sit next to previous rejenerashuns, dey must be timelords.
lols!
gascat n I decideded wunce dat Milo’s katbox wuz himz tardis….. weiz be lukin n lukin fur him den POOF! Da kitteh cumz outa da katbox yawnn n streeetchin!
momcat
Wow, our belubbed LCB iz in teh plase ov grate onner.
I muss b falling down on mah manners not to invite eberywon fur a LCB Partee!
Oooh!! Ai lurves yur parties, Romeow. Yoo ar teh champeen partee giver!!!
Since dis partee iz fur LCB,
I fot I wud hab it in teh middle ov Mall ov Ahmerika!
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I hab reserbed a HUGE area in the middle ov the mall for a LCB Banquet. We will hab ebery nom and drinkee u can fink ov.
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Best ov all, dis partee iz after hours, but I hab arranged to hab all teh stores stay open…juss fur teh Cheez Peeps at the LCB Mall ov Ahmerika Partee!
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I will tend bar fur a few moments, and den u can juss halp urseffs.
LCB, wud u liek a ManCattan or a Martoonee?
will deh rydz still be open ???
Ebberebudde on deh roller coazter !!!
Yes, teh rides, teh climbing wall (doan gib LCB enny ideas), eberyfing is open!
I also hab coupons for 50% off eberyfing in teh mall!
That way, we will onwee be paying 50% moar den LCB!
Mebbe we shuld not drinx n den go on deh SPINNING coazter,tho…..wuld haf to uze couponz to buyz nu clothes!
A ManCattan or a Martoonee? Yes, plz.
*Halps self to stuffs in open stores.*
Hello?
Echo! echo! echoechoecho
Now coming up to bat…
Iz Romeow!
Butts I’z striking owt on dis won.
Next we hab…
We hab non-conformist kitteh. He naows who dunnit, now lookin 4 sumtin else 2do.
Yaay, lolcatburglar haz stollen teh tawp spawt!!
Wy du ai hab tu kepe teling ebbreebuddeez she duz nawt stele fingz? ware did she get sush a repewtashun?
Concatulashunz, LCB
Thx! Heer, I brang u a present from teh Loover in Franz: it’s a painting of a lady named Moaning Lisa.
Um, if anyone axes u whare u got it, u don’t know me, ok?
Iz it tru dat it fell of da bak of a lori-keet?
A nod’s as good as a wink to a art theef.
Wai wuud a kitteh steel Art? He dusn’t ebun do coast-to-coast any moar.
Oooooohhhh, skary! Didn’t this happen befoar when I was talkin’ bout Heidelberg?
Teh anser iz 42.
But what iz deh queshion,oh Deep Thought ??
u noes kan hab qwestion n answer in da same unimerse…..
momcat
It happins awl teh tyme on “Jeppardy”…
Hi, JCH4K!… Ai hoaps joo duzznt mynd, but ai borrerd joor naym back awn “Iz still happycat”… adn bended it a littul so you winned…
Yoo did??? ai dint see. Ai’m going bak to see! LOL! Ai DOO laik to win1
{{{JKH4K(oar aces)}}}
Iz dis an Airplane referenz ?????
Yes. Yes it is. Whut do u make of it…?
I canz make a hat,an a broach,an a pteradactyl !!!!
Three years ago I hads surgeries to removify a ginormous fibroid from mah mid-section. I named it “Leon” because it kept getting laaaaaaarger.
Sorreezz to here bout teh fibroid……hoping you have your “ship” 2gether nao!!
Sorreezz ….bad reference…..howz dis:
MANNNNNNY MOTTTTTA !
I has a lonely.
*sniffle*
No, no, no!! Yoo ar nawt aloan. ai am heer!!
ohai!
me tooz!
well okeh, I wuz heer ’til I dasydid to go to teh stoar an’ git teh fuudz foar teh hoominz in teh hows. Teh fee-lynz be feeded teh guushifuudz, dey iz awl happi, but nao… I has a hungree. Needz to nom.
Bring me back a candy bar?
howz bout a lol-lilpop?
momcat
I can has a pizza ???
Sum chipses and dipses wud bees gud.
Hay, weherz ebrey body?
Doan be loanley, LCB; weez gunna keap yuu kumpanee wevver yuu lieks iyt oar nawt!!!!!
Waiting to ambush the ice cream man purrhaps?
We awl screem fur mice creem!
me wantz coookieee!
momcat
fift life is oblivious – duz not hav memory – onlee wants to go owtsied
Dats coz nawt sekkund life diffitud thu goggie monsta, thu nawt nawt sekkund life diskuvurd elektricity, da thurd life mostli got anti-gravity divise wurking – but furgot to plug it in, da forth life inventud der perpetual cheezburger machine, so thures nuffing left for da fifth life to do.
fift life is oblivious – duz not hav memory – onlee wants to go owtsied
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ha ha, dat remynd me ub Sam, beeg blak kitteh ai yuzd tu bebbeh-sit inna Pinsylvenia. Sam hadz oanly short-term memory — lasted 10 minnits! Himz lubbed tu sit onna skreened-in bak porsch (him nawt allowed owt ub teh howze). |: Inna winter, Sam wud holla bai teh fronsh windowz till ai let himz owt. Aftur wun minits, himz tuu kold, sew ai letz him bak in. Ten minnits laytur, himz hollarin bai teh fronsh windoez…
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Poor gui, him soe mizrebl awl winter!
3rd life kitteh cud b mah La Luz remembering her fall frum teh window sill into teh baff tub…filled wif wadder…and a hoomin.
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I had juss given her a baff teh dai before.
Fankfully, she made it in and out of teh baff tub before enny soap or stuffs (odder den teh hoomin) were in it.
How many stitches did teh hoomin require?
Wuz hoomin awl clawd up ????
Amazingly, no transfusion waz rekwired!
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Teh hoomin had sum sort ov electonic device in hand wen La Luz made her high dive, so he cuddn’t scoop her right owt.
She swam frum one side ov teh baff tub to teh odder (ober hims legs) and climbed owt before he cud grab her.
I fink it halped dat she waz so tiny (mebee 6 munffs) so her short legs didn’t reech his legs..or ennyfing else. Nawt eben a skratch!
Ceiling Cat truly was in teh tub wif La Luz and ur hoomin that day.
It’s a miracle!
Good thing….woolda been hard to explain in deh emergencee room!
Sure, teh old “cat in teh baff tub” storee.
LCB….I think we are typing at the same tymz !!!!
Haz happened lotz on this post!
In dis historic pitcher, iz ez to spot wich of teh angels wud ivenchully become the dredded Basemint Cat.
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LOL!!! LoL!!! Flartus!!1 LOL!
O Mai!!1 *wypez teerz frum laffing frum ayez*
OOH FLARTUS!!!!! NISE TO SEE YOU AGIN!!!
An as alwaes you has teh besttest of lebenty-burgur commint!!
O yoo ar so rite, Duffy!! Flartus wuz awlwaiz 5 burger – elebentee eben.
FLARTUS!!1 Ar yoo bak to stay??? ai shur hoep so!
An Duffy – wehn ar we gonna get wun ov yur wunderfull radio reportz again???
Yoo were so gud at that!!
oh hai! I iz heer offs an ons, but my connecshun and pooter r too slows an takes me 2 much times 2 reed so meny kommints…so i pops in randomly wen i haz a times. ICHC has too much teh sucksessful fur me!
Tanks fur ur luffly burger complimints, gang. {{{{ICHCers}}}
An the archangel Fluffeh, wuz kast down frum teh windowsill, an yea, him tooks teh name ob Basement Cat. And teh Erf shookded. And der wuz mush whalin’ and nashin’ ob teefs. An Ceilin’ Cat had a sad, for eben though Fluffeh wuz sundered from Hims, hims wus stil Hims brudda. Basement Cat shook hims fist at teh sky an sayed:
“Is better to nom in Basement, den play wif toy maus in Ceilin!”
But wee still just cawls himz “Fluffeh.”
Middle kitteh sez: this last time I settle for seat wif “obstructed view.”
lolcatburglar- con cat shoe lacings awn ur nawt sekkund an ur sillybratid reeturn!!!!!
WUT GORJUS CATZ!!!
Yep- ai’ll take all five- kthnx!
What a great picture! What a great caption!
*Stolls over to da mall to see if the party is still going on.*
Hey! Where’d my “r” go?
Shudda been “stroll.”
You kno how I get about misspelling werds.
Ebberybuddy else knos it but da purrson doing the misspelling.
No exkuse. Nun at all. Not wid a dicshunairy in da haus.
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There’s a bukstore in da mall, korrect? f.r.
Yesh……more dan one,I thinx!
probli-
butz buk stor empti…… u bedda chek lcb…….
momcat
Ai iz still here…..stayz away from teh spinning coazter if u be drinkin teh martoonis !!!
(rich, deep voice singing off-key)
One of these things is nawt like the others…
Wich 1 iz differnt? Doo yoo no?
My tragik kitteh fall from window has racked me up over won tousand kittens worth of vet bills.
keep parachute and pillows taped to kitteh at all times…
Very clever and very funny. Excelsior!!
Chokolit kittehs selling fastur than teh marshamlow varieteh. Onlee wun left!
yummy!
There are fibe moar kittehs waitin’ in teh wings, but only teh furtherest from nawt sekkund kitteh matters. Then it is GAME OVER, man. Eberybudy gather up awl the ghosties and go meet Ceiling Cat.
fiv liddli kittehz sittin on da sill
wun fell off n himz got ill
momma cawled da docta n da docta saidz
NO MOR KITTEHZ SITTIN ON DA SILL!
momcat
Ai tort teh Doktor cat sed “Yu gotta feed taht behbeh awn shortnin bred!” Mai daddeh yused to sing taht to me wen Ai wus lidl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3qGBsf0t08
I reads a lot of teh records coming frum teh E.R. wher I wurk, an eberee teim I see a littul kittlet in wif a bonked hed or a borked arm frum jumpin onteh bed, taht rime goze thru ma hed. Wunst a doktor akshully rote on teh rekord of a 3-yr-olde, “No more monkey jumping on the bed!” I lold an lold.
So why did you become a chimney sweep Dad?
Kittehs’ hyuoomin, becuz ov preeveeus winnow akcidints frum kitteh fauls, haz putted bowt 8 pilloes adn 2 rlly stuffdt kwilts onna floar;
Taht’s wut middel kitteh iys turneiyng aroun adn luukeing at;
(Soe iyf ennywun ov tehm fauls awf, dere gunna laynd onna sawft surfayce
adn get saveded)