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Noes, iyt nawt bees ded; iys veree muches alibe!!!Wautchitt!!!
Concatulaychunz CKK!! wut wii hab for drinkz dis fine caturday morning?!?!?!
Ai wil hav a chokomalit martooni (oar 2); adn a nyse Strauss waltzz!!
Wut a luvelee way 2 start deh day.
*Pourz deh martooneez,
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Cheez!
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*Puts deh Strawss on deh Victrolla.
*1 ,2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 . . .
*Twirlz arownd deh ruum wyle taking sipz uv deh martoonee.
Wowsers!!! tihs bees soe muches funses!!! lettuce twirlz summoar and crank up teh Victrolla foar a launger waltzz!!!!
*crank, crank, crank!
*sip, sip, sip,
*twirl, twirl, twirl.
*crank, sip, twirl!
*crank, sip, twirl!
*crank, sip, twirl!
*twank, crip, sirl!
*twank, crip, sirl!
*twank, crip, sirl!
wow the catz r loling
Boi, dose ‘Turn ov teh Censhurry’ peeps rlly knoed haow tu hav funses!!!!!!
Heer yoo go - ai brawt teh mewsik. Doo we awl luk laek these ballerinas, coo you thingk??
This iz waht yoo heer coming aut ov teh Victrola!
Teh Blooo Danyoob!! Johann Strauss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTqlLKBKFhg
This iz waht yoo heer coming aut ov teh Victrola!
An waht yoo see is - U!???
*pounce!!*
Kitteh’s eers bees awl flattined bak; muste bees a rlly skeery maunster!!!!
im sry…i’ll nevr doo it agin.
No leedle kitteh, iz ok.
kitteh use ur poysin power on it!
poysin powar actibated.
Iz orinj, ob coarse.
iz reely reely orinj. must be reely reely poyson.
NOE, IZ NAWT DED!!!! GET IN TEH CAR!!!!!
Dey nebber get in deh car…..dey always stick around for deh monster to gets them…iz how all horror moviez wurk !!
(Ai noe… butt joo gawtz to sai it…)
Dats becawse teh dumb gurls go to spooky camp wearin high heel sandals.
Den tries tu be runnin in dem… fallz, spraynes ankuls, gets killed.
And no matter how slows the monstuh/killuh iz movun,he always catches dem!
Adn tehy awlawiz open teh door… tehy shuud NEBER open teh door…
DONUT GOES DOWN INNA BASEMINT!!!!!11!
chh chh chh chh ah ah ah ah…
… wut wuz taht scurry noize? I dunno, lets get nekkerz n sas teh sexorz. What, right here in da scurry forrest while r friendz is missin? ya dat seemz like a good idea.
I HAYTZ the chh chh chh ah ah ah moozic……could nawt sleep for weeks after seein dat moovie!
Many years ago wen muh son wuz 18 we went campin on an island. Esther an I had our tent on one site an he had his on annudder site nearby. One night after campfyre and after bedtime, Esther an I were havin a snorgle wen we herd the ‘ch ch ch hah hah hah’ and an eeery scrichy soun onna side of our tent. Muh son wus on his way to latreen an decided to give us a scare making the sounz and rubbin a branch onna tent. VERY effective wet blanket to throw on an udderwize hot moment. Nekks day nuffin wuz sed but he smyled at us a lot - kwite pleezed wif hisseff.
u wuz hankypankyin in teh woodz? din’t u learn teh moral uv teh movee?
And how come the scary monster never shows up until the girls have stripped down to their sexy undies?
Skerry munstr iz alreddy dere — watchin frum da booshiz — he jus waytin 4 dem 2 tayk dere cloze off b4 he komz owt …..
Munstrz nawt stoopid….
Iys troo!!! Pluss dere muste bees a LAWT ov Screeming and Yellyng!!!!!
don’t open that door!!! don’t go downstares!! dey always duz dat stoopi stuffs tew!! (Me I hide unner da cubbers………. or I GET IN THE CAR!!!)
I tinks iz just esploded… KEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTT! *SPLORT!!11!*
OK ptrance;
Sweepey, sweepey alla teh braynes inna pyle adn dump iyntu hed;
Uuse libral mounts of duckee taipe adn sekure hed fyrmley;
Geyt bof 50’s bavving cap and CHRG wdoi adn puttem boff awn at saime tiem;
Finde sawftee floofee blankee wif kitteh prynt adn puul up tu ptrance’s chin;
Maike chokalamit (hot) adn gibb iyt wif chokalamit possums to pt. Whhhww. Dun!
*sines in on otter compewter*
okayz, hear i yam. Wot? you dint call me?
ai figgered yew wuz bizzee posing 4 yr advertizemint for EasySpirit……above onna rite! lubbly pikshur of yew
Oe, deer. *runz ober wif CCC*
Joo hoed still 4 a minnit…
*skuupityskuupityskuup*
“ssss…plorp!*
*tukatukatuka*
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Nao…. wearz the dukky tayp?….. dukky tayp? DUKKY TAYPE!!?!??!
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OHNOES! The CCC iz aowt ob teh dukky taype!!
*Stands here & hoalds braymes in*
Iys OK, woozled: Ai goddit; Ebbereefing awrite naow!!!!
*Whew!* iz a good fing joo iz a fasturr typerer tahn meh!
Taht’s soe funneh! Ai alwaise fink ov maiseylfe azza slowe typerer;
Butt Ai gess becuz Ai hadda tipe onna pyooter at wurk, Ai muste bees fasture tahn Ai fink Ai yam!!!
no dukky tayp, has gaff tape, stagehands use muches gaff tape
*seez Ptrance fawl.
Uh-oh. Bedder get teh CCC.
*Waltzez ober wif bruumz adn blankeez flyin awl ober teh plais.
*Skuup, 2, 3. Skuup, 2, 3.
*getz awl deh braynez adn tukkingz dem bak in deh hed wyle still waltzing
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Dere ya go, u b feelin bedder soon. *1, 2, 3 unner bref*
Less jes putting dis CHRG on u.
*Taype 2, 3,
*Tukz ptrance awl snug in a blankee.
Tuk 2, 3,
Heerz a chokklit possum 2, 3 and a chokklit martoonee. 2, 3
*Waltzez off
Nawt just owr lubblee qween, but owr waltzing, rescyooing lublee qween!!!
Yesh; and hers bees iyn hers bubblol naow, tuu!!!!
awl hale teh cween!
r we doin teh victoriun era todey? ai luvs teh dresses, teh chivalree, teh romans, but moast uv awl, teh 10 foot dresses…
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kin ai has a teeara todey? prittee pleez?
Yes u can has teeara.
wif streeming liddul ribbunz flowing frum deh bak uv it. Awl differnt kullurz sparkling in deh sunshinez.
Ai’ll bee ware-in ribbinz daon mah bak—-tihs sommerrrrrr…
Duz awl kittehs lykes teh musical mubees?
Me no leik the spiderz!!!!
Ron Weezley kitteh sez ” spyderz wantz mii to tapp danse! i no wanna tapp tanse!”
Hairy Pawter kitteh sez ” yew tell thoze spyderz, ron!”
Ron kitteh sez “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
Better swat it again, Kit! Ya can’t be too carefull with these things!
Oh, and remember- If ya take Prizoners, ya just gotta feed, house, and take care of them!
But itz mostly ded. Will be ded bi tumorrow.
Ai’m nawt ded.
Yes u are.
No ai’m nawt….
Eim felling better !!!!!
think ay’ll go fur a liddle walk..
**makes face at soldier….soldier bonks deh head**
Bring out yer dead!
A walk in teh forust of teh knites dat say “ni”?
Bring me…….a SHRUBBERY!!
See Roger the shrubber.
nicht!
*nao, shhh*
Wee r nao longur teh nites hoo sai “Ni” — wee r nao teh nites hoo sai “Ekee ekee ekee ekee p-kayng zoop boyng zowee zooo”