happy can

happy can is empty inside
u shud git sum halp frum happee chair.
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happy can is empty inside
u shud git sum halp frum happee chair.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: dabrinka
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Filld w memrys ob happy burpings!
And frum Andrew Lloyd Weber to Tidmum’s Fifi
Toush mee
Is so eezy 2 leaf mee
All alone wit teh memry
Of my daze in teh sun
If u toush me u’ll undershtan whut happiness is
Luk a noo dae his begun
Awww!! Fanks BGee. *sniffle*
Purrrrrrfekt.
Congrats BGee!
Ware’s Ambercat?
She awlais sara-naydes meh wif dis song.
woflz iz a funneh an pluz taks
Sry, Romeow – Ai has a cold an am awl aykey so Ai wented to bed erly. But Ai wil sing nao:
Miiiiiiiiidddnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyytttttt!
Nawt a sown form teh
*big breff*
Paaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyvvvvvvvvvmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeennntttt!!
Has teh moon lorst her memry?
She is shynin aloen
Tankyuvrymush, Ai’m heer awl week. Trai teh tryp!
Sawn fur yu “Iz laffing awn de outsied, crying ona insied”
I kin laff inside-out. I’s verry fleksible.
Laff-ing inside and out
backwards and forwards wif
mah hart hanging out..
wif saim fren menshund blo , we maiked up a drinkee we cawld “laffing ona indseid—” . wuz coco wif isecremez. Nebbur fawt abowt it in menny yeerz. maibe it wud be gud fur splort viktimz.
Wif a cuple marshmelons alzo? 2 sticky splort back 2gther?
Wups! Iz thinkin brain splort (Boom).
This b gud fer splortin out da nose if usin boss’s ‘puter to lol pitchers.
Wipe fingerprinz offa mous b4 u leave.
Dat’s Y I’m happee!
I felted so bloated before.
Oops, posed to go unner Bubbashoomin commint.
Mah bad.
Dat’s OK! de mor de merrierr!
Empty? Thas why is happy
Yu left, lebing me mt insied.
U picked a fine tiem to leave meh, Lucille…
wif fore hunnerd childernz …
lol! mai cuzzin sung dis song laik dat. nex lyn wuz “n de cops in de feeld”
Ai iz watchin deh Nazcar rayce right nao, and they leik to sing…”you picked a fine time to leave me,loose wheel”….wheneverz a tyre cumz looz.
400 chillunz? dats a busy couple, dey need a TV, elektrik blankie, sumtin!
“Anna Cop in da feeld ” (Ah-hemp, bad timing.)
i laffd sew hard i hasta yuse teh can nau!!!!
Den can no be emtee anymoor.
*snurk!!!
Congrats BGEE on yer furvest from last
Tank oo furry mush
I drink to fill teh emptiness… but i r still emptee
mai rezuning duzznt hold water
Dat’s y u hab to go to teh baffroom so often?
Poor baby ._.
Mai tinycat (no relashun I thikn to Dr. Tinycat) haz a mt picher. Is bigger than hers. Ai jus made a lol uf hers, Ai hope it shows up sumtiem on teh voting page.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1162642
Herz so sweet!! I voted 4 her. Schmooo 2 deh sweetee.
Me too.She cheered me up an I hadded a splort!!
me tu.
An AI voated fur her!! Ai said she MUST maek it to teh frunt page so we can see her awlwaiz.
Udderlee a-dor-able!!
She cud bee a frend ov Dr. TinyCat. We must ask Dave if Dr. TC haz a gurl frend!!
uh-oh!! hole on! iz commin’…weeewoooooweeeeewoooooo
*brings teh ccc an gettin deh braynz scooped up*
stan bak pplz, deyz gunna b ok!
*scrape scrape scrape*
*seperateed teh braynz to maeking sure dey duzznt git mixeed up*
*tuctuctuc patpat pat* nau i puts awn deh bavvin caps too holding teh braynz in: hau about dis priddee culur change one dat gib u gud dreems? *tuc tuc*
heer, habbin dis chokklit caek an dese heelin dreenkees fruut flayfurrd.
oooo luk! ai fawnd deh choklit possums! plz hab sum! an four deh finale’ a floofee blankee four yoo bofe!!! feel beddur? {{{tidmum nd gmawairzgreneshuz}}}}
wahtz hur nae,? She haz the maijar cyooti-pi-ness goin ohn! Aye votid 2.
She’s jus tinybaby or little-floof, or itsy-bitsy. I kant keep her cuz I awlreddy has two teen-ager kitties (I mean in kitty-years, tehy r 8 monfs old.) Teeny-cat is wun of 5 kittehs of teh feral mom I am taking caer uv. Need to fin homz suun.
Her’s teh runt. She just maed it to 17 ownses. Biggest brother is almos 2 pounds!
abbycat
Ai jus hadda luk
Noo capshun “I’s prettee as a pitcher.”
Prettee floofy lil babee.
O, thas a BEDDUR capshun. Fanks.
Oh, ys. U shud resubmit it wit thet cute capshum den it sur to maek votin page. Wez all gunna vote fur it.
meminez me ub mai Lesalie ai hab wen ai wuz groaning up. wuz mai bes fren wen nobuddy els cairz in doz teenee yeerz.
Wut a kyuoot liddle bebbeh!!! Tuu badds yuu cannawt keap her!
(Ai wud probly hidez her unner mai bed, oar sumefing liek taht). ♥
can not smyle.
can smirk?
Can dee?
*hopeful smile*
Haz sum chokklit.
Can can?
Yes, we can can-can!!
(Fankz 4 deh chokklit.)
nawta prublum. I haz de skirtz, wii needz moozik?
We can too? (Shlurp!
Ebberywun can can-can!
hokey-dokey, I tries dis agin.
youtube.com/watch?v=r_URh1jVc6k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_URh1jVc6k
Well dun! Hoo noo they cud kick liek that?
WOW!! “Meercats can do teh can can” by doggieyoo(sp?) frum Meercat Manor.
*puzzled luk* Hoo. . wai. . .Hoo wud EBBER think ov doing a thing laik this???
It iz amazing -but WAI?????
Fur teh funneh – ai noe.
for yew dahl, my secret stash of dove’s dark is…….revealed
tada
Dovez Dark?!?!!?!!? nom nom nom nom nom.
*wipez chokklit smudge off fais.
Thkz.
iz da duv icecremez oar candeebarz. evur wil du. nom.
B-tween deh Bountees ahnd deh Dovees,ai haz gayned 5 powdz just reading ICHC todayz!!
lucky for me, my job requires much physical effort, fie upon Ballys, I get to work-out and get paid (sort-of)
Awnlee (sort ov)??? waht izzit taht yoo doo??? If ai mai bee so bold as to ask.
as you might guess, I’m a stagehand. Here’s a joke that might help explain what I mean.
Difference between a Large Pizza and a stagehand?
A Large Pizza can feed a family of four.
and you can be just be a bold as you………dare.
So do I
Alex, u nawt empty inside!
Ur filled wif gudness. Odderwise, u wuddn’t b heer on dis wunnerful site.
Mebee u iz a quart low on hugs? I’ll halp u!
{{{{{{{{{{Alex2610}}}}}}}}}}
AWWW!!! =3
tnx
Happy Can lookz a lawt laik a lawt uv piipuhls whut claimz tew bii happy tew. An teh alsew seemz tew bii empty inside. Hmmm.
Monies can’t buy meh lub…
…but it can buy teh kitteh fud,and den mai kittehs lub me!
Cupboard luv.
Itz bezzer thn no luv attal.
One-conditional lub.
mai teenie fren sez”cant bai me lub but can bai me car tu go luk fur it”:lol:
Nd we went lukking awl da rong plaicez. Last Ai new she marid 3 luzurz ina ro.
I wud nawt recommend that she spends a lot ov monies on lottery tickets.
She’s nawt zactly on a winning streek.
I cut my hand making something like this, it ended up looking like a happy canibal can, because of the blood.
Old saying:”The lips are smiling, but are the eyes?”
“When Irish Eyes Are Smiling” John McCormack – tenor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EgmZl4qWVU&feature=related
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Can
hao nao brown kow?
Optimistic can
Is half full
why haz a spel chekr four t3h lolspeke?
Best immannin- inammin- not-alive lol evar!
Happycan sez, “but at leest mah glass is haff full!”
Hes so happi, he iz droolin’.
Lolz @ teh silly happeh canz
lol!
Happeey can iys happee becuz sumeboddee njoyeded hims cauntints soe muches;
Soe naow HC bees ebben happeeier; hims wil geyt recycleded adn cum bak az anovver can foar somebuddee eylse tu njoy;
(HC jes goes awn and awn…………..:lol: )
chshirekittehkat, do you tink at teh can be proud of bein drinkded?
i tyink tat works dont you?