Yewd be sad 2,
Yewd be sad 2, ifs yew hadz a Bownty on UR hed.
iz betteh den havin a kitteh on ur hed.
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Yay!! Shadow!! Dis b ur *wispurz* furst nawt-sekkund?!?!?!
I duz dans uv joi 4 u!
*Dans, dans, dans,
*Skipitee dans, twirlee, twirl, dans!!
this is my second time being first Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary
6:00 am - At last! I Go Pee!
My favorite thing!
8:00 am - Dog food!
My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride!
My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park!
My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted!
My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch!
My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard!
My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail!
My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones!
My favorite thing!
6:00 pm - They’re home!
My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball!
My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people!
My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed!
My favorite thing!
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Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe —for now . . .
oh, wow, thats too funny!!! i like the cat best. i also like how every dog entry has ‘my favorite thing!’ after the other words.
Yu rang???
Iz quikker pikkerupper.
I had flavr, it got pikkeruped.
yer gonna need tu keep tis bountee cuz ai am bout to leab u a surprize.
U nawt gonna liek teh surprize tho.
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary
6:00 am - At last! I Go Pee!
My favorite thing!
8:00 am - Dog food!
My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride!
My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park!
My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted!
My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch!
My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard!
My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail!
My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones!
My favorite thing!
6:00 pm - They’re home!
My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball!
My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people!
My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed!
My favorite thing!
________________________________
Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe —for now . . .
Dis b sew tru!!!! Tankz for deh LOL shadow!
shadow!! Yoo reelee take yur doodiez as teh honoree up tawp VEREEE seriouslee!
Thank yoo fur teh nice entertainmentz. Well dun!
LOL!!!!! that is soooo tru!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@Elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taht wuz teh funneh!!
Fanx shadow.
4 tidmum and her fambly…….. wit lubs
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1163519
Awwww!!!Fankyoo jamamakitty.
I finkso I needs tew attach teh Kitteh to mah Fayce Tteh teerz r still flowin.
ai prololly tole yew dis a millyun tymes, but mai mamakitty is 18 years old an ai has teh gignormous sad wen ai fink ob her leavin me…………. sew mai hart gets huge sad wen ai hears of teh older kittehs goin ober da bridg!!!
ooh, ai luv it! so troo 2 teh kittehs–an HALAREE-US!
Itz teh quicker loller-upper.
Reason number 10 to hayte mah hooman!
Hay Dr.Tinycat look what I posted!
Aaargh matey! Dar be mutiny unter teh bounty.
Win!!1!!!@@@@@
LOL!!! Arrrgh, ndeed, Maytee!! YES!
Nah, Bownty is choklit awn teh owtsyd an cococococococonut awn teh insyd
MmMMnnnnnnn *drooling* Bounty
Ai nawt sees the Bounty barz ins teh storz no moar…..only in Canadia, sometimz.
sowndz like wii haz kross atlantik kross kummunikashunz.
Heer in Yew Ess Ay, Bounty b deh paper towulz.
Iz candee in TTI??
I tinnk if b liking deh TTTI Bountee bedder.
I thawt wuz candee here in Yew ESs AY,too……but I is in Meeshugun,and we sees sum stuffs from Canada.
O hai, eeckthecat! Yoo ar frum Meeshigun too??? Suddenlee, there ar menee ov us heer. Mite ai ask wher it iz taht yoo live???
Ai ar in St. Joe, down in teh soufwesst korner - awn teh laek! Verree prittee today. Awl teh lilacs ar out - an teh violets an teh dogwoods - an teh redbud treez ar still going strong!
Yesh….I am from Livonia. It is stormin heer right nao.
I hab nebber been to St.Joe…..haz a cuzzin in Holland,tho.I will be vizitin hims on Memorial Day.
Ohai eeckthecat! I’z jest gettin arownd to catching up awn ICHC todai, an I find a naybur ov mine! I iz in teh Ann Arbor - rite down teh rode frum yoo!! Yay fer moar Meeshigun peeps!
Oh Janet, wen u mentioned lilacs, it tuk me rite back to MN.
There’s nuffin liek standing next to a beeg lilac bush in full bloom.
*drifts off into wunnerful kittenhood memories*
Lilacs!! Ai lurves them.
Does u know “All teh Lilacs In Ohio” by John Hiatt? Only video I could find has a unrelated (?) visual and teh soundtrack on teh video wasn’t removed when they added teh music track, but u can get a idea whut teh song is like anyhow.
I lurves me some John Hiatt.
Oh, here is link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWEIuB0nk5A
Wuz funnee…..Ai playz teh video an mai kitteh Nikita cames obber to listen…she lurves John Hiatt 2 ,apparently !!
Ur kitteh has teh good tastes.
Does she also has a flavor?
Ai iz still new to deh LOL world….nawt shur howz to ansher deh queshton !
Wif a number 2 pensil.
Show ur work.
Duz U wahnt me to uze deh theorems an ebberyting ?????
Mownt McKinlee!
We has teh bownty payper towls too, but teh choklit is nyser!
OooohhhYeahh!!
Dang it awl!! Gotta send Kenna tew dah shoppe for a bownty bar oar three!
Diet owt teh windoe.*sigh* oh well.
Iz for Meddissinal porpoises enneeway. Troo.
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did yu kno yu can et TRIBBLE bowntee nao? Nawt juss 2 bars but FREE, awl in wun go!
“Kenna!!! Elebentee trippul bowntys plz”!!!!!
Great…nows ai wantz teh Bounty bar……guess ai haf to take teh tunnel to Windshur !!
Ok - ai guess yoo answerd mai kweschun!! Yoo ar in teh eest - neer Detroit!
Ai answered u above,tu…….yes I is near Plehtroit, home of the stoopy mayor!
Sumday - we shoud hav a Meeshigun convenshun!! Awl 6 ov us!!
Maybee DaveCanHasDrTinyCat cud com too. He’s FRUM Meeshigun.
an whiskerz cud com frum South Bend - USED to be Meeshegun!
Ai am in Meesheegun too–in teh RneCne in faxt. Many kittens in this mitten
Mebbe somedaze we canz all meet in KalCATSka,Meeshegun!
I wuz borned in Meeshigun, but I is rilly from WV. I tells peeples dat my mother wuz out of town wen I was borned. (Mai dad wuz studyin at teh Henry Ford Hospistols.)
I will cum 2! I lifs in Annarbur naow, but I growed up in Libonia wear
eekthecat libs. Meechigan cheezpeeps are dah bestest.
My lie ocks, dey are smellin so good this day! Lotz of pretteh flours!
**sniff** Ai miss deh lielocks smell…dere iz no lielocks at my apartzment!
w00t! I kant beleve I missed teh entire Meeshigun fred heer! Dis iz so kool!
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I’z in A2, too!!
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I growed up closer to Holland, tho…
Kai,herez deh plan……we all meet at Webers for teh steak dinner and a swimz in teh poolz !!!!
werks fer me! or mebbe teh RoadHouse iffn Weber’s iz too bizee?
Werks fer mee too!! It’s a liddle far - ai’d hav to know in advance - buthey!! let’s DP IT!!
Sorry - taht’s DO IT! ai’m in firefox - shud be in safari -
Firefox haz teh “dredded rap-around!”
O hai JCH4K, ken u com up teh I-196 en pik me up in Jenison on teh way 2 dis convenshun? Ai wil haz coffee en cookeez fr teh trip!
Ai wud bee dlited to do taht!! Taht wud maek it eben MOAR fun - an gud companee iz awlways a gud thing!!
Sorree - ai wanted so much to com to Teh Gondoliers = but ‘things” got in the way!
Next yeer, then!!
Taystes better enniwai!