Iz still happycat this just mi poker face
happycat cant awlwayz b happy.
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pey up son
Yayy! Ur not seccund, Onion!
*happee dantz fur yoo*
Thank yu, dis is ma firs not seccund comment. And on caturday too! I go pop teh cake in teh oven and dantz wit yoo.
lolzerz, dis ma firz comment, i go poop in yer mouthz! lulz
yew are nawt in mai realiteeeeeeeeee
myn, needer!
*tckls jamamamamakittee & skampurrs off*
Conga Ratz to yoo, Onion!!!
Nawt awnlee yur NS Nawt Second – but a verree gud wun too!! Ar yoo akshullee a poker playur?? ai wud nawt hav been so kwik to thing ov “pay up son!” LOL!!
Doo yoo liek to polka? Wich mite bee appropriate fur the poker???
“Shall We Danse?”
Wun too free AND
Wun too free AND
Wun too free ANd
Wun too free AND
so awn around teh room! Twirling awl the way!! A reelee gud way to get the lud flowing awn thiz lufferlee Caterday morning!! Whooo hooooo !
Heer yoo go !! Frum “The King and I”
Ai hope yoo hav az big a room fur dansing as they doo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z4ZWK2ycMQ
weelllll yew gotz to hav a biiiigg ruum ifn yew ware dresses dat ar 10 feetz acrosses !!!!
Hai Salleh!
nic to sea u! Happi Caterday! how r fings in CA? Didja no Iz mooovin bak home? Gotz tired uf da Colomorado weather- iz soooo dri hear!
Spoose iz bak in Pootland awlreadi. Fishykitteh n Gascat n I r still hear in Coloromaro until da end ub jooon.
I tooked da fishykitteh outa da meani skool free weeks earli- WOW The NEXT dai she wuz awl happitail again! Gascat surviveded himz freshman year, hung on bai the skin ub himz clawz! Iz nao off da academic probation- butz still nawt gret grades…… weiz wurried how himz gonna mak it nex year wif him hear n Colomorado n us in Orygun. College hardz fur da ADHD kidz n da skool refuses ta gib himz ani help……
oh wellz we willz figur it out.
hopez awl okedoky wif roomate n awl….
momcat
Yay! fanks fur teh updaet
(hAI, sALLEh! hoeps you dint mind dat i red ur mail1)
Ai red it too! But ai’m shur momcat wud want us awl to reed it. She knows we awl care,.
an now ai ar werried about gascat, too. NO help? Waht iz RONG wif those peepl. Wud there bee a bedder skool in Orygun?
an momcat – doo nawt fergit us. Oh – an – ai keep asking an purrhaps yoo have answered an ai just dint see it Doo yoo belong to cheezfrenz.?
Becuz if yoo dont, ai think yoo reelee shud.
hai awl!
I noe minz awl kin readz it….. weiz wurried bout da gascat two- himz berry berry smart but himz duz silli fings dat whomp himz grade……
-turnz in chemistri labz two a randum pile inda class, neber wunderz wai himz nawt gettn da labz bak- afer awl in himz mind, himz turneded dem in….
- furgetz ta turn in five trig problmez befour each midterm- wuz awn da sylamaus but neber mensioned again- problemz wuz posteded rit befour midterm in a obsure part of unimaversity webpage- awl himz tests wuz “A”s, but da free ssets ub fibe problmz wuz wurf 50 pointz… grade goes Boom!
Englimish teacha jus tellz da stoodents whut ta write about- neber gibs our “rubruic”- sos paperz great- but nawt in rit fourmat….
did do reali, reali, gud in “puter science” gotum “B”!
Weiz wurkin wif himz counslor nao- tryin ta getz himz sum help, we’ll see…
oh- I nawt sure Iz awn cheezfrenz, gascat finks I iz, but iz neber findz it…
Yu is tehre! Ai leest, yu sined up. Ai has to put awn teh Groucho mustash an glasses an tell yu teh address in disgize…..
*putz awn silli costyoom*
h t t p :
an tehn
//uk.groups.
an tehn
yahoo.com/group
an fynully
/cheezfrenz
Taek owt teh spayses an teh ekstra werds an yu is tehre!
Ai has roted a cupple ob tyootoryals, to halp peeps arown – juss serch “tutorial” an yu shud fynd tehm
fank you Ambercat!
I copied itz to mai Wurd progamz sos I won loose it dis tyme!
momcat
U needz a beeg room and no kittehs.
Can u imagine hao mush fun they wud hab in a beek skirt like dat?
They wuddn’t kno iffs they shud climb up teh inside, the outside, or juss hide under teh cubbers.
Ai can see the big skurt twerling now – wif kittehs hanging awn the edge laiek beet tassels. Looks verree funneie wif there tayls stait out, too!!
Ai nebber be ayble to watch that scene teh sayme way again !!!
LOL!! Eyewurm???
how iz it wun gets not secund? iz jus luck or wat?
Oh mai. I was suffrin from LOL withdrawulz. Whew just in teim. Happy Caturday!
But really, Mr Happycat, dat look lied UR constipateded face to meez.
Mebbe dis iz “the gambler” aka Kenny Rogerz after too many face lifts!
Whisker lifts?
“know when to walk away”………..from teh plastic suhrgeon !
Happycat up for adopshun yet?
Gin!
n whiskey n burbon n especially teh scotch, too
one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka3SSv9Y
Lawng Nek Bobble, let goe mah han’…
Tequila!
culdnt fin da furst wun but this be follo up bai da Champs alzo- iz coote!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CzxI3b93M8
momcat
woo Tequila!
dis is de best preformance of tequila!
♫Red, red wine
♫Go to mai hed
♫Make mii fergit taht I
♫Still need her soooo.
Boddle ob whine,
Froot ob teh vyne.
Wen yoo gonna let mee git
Sober…?
♫leef mii a loan
♫let mii go hoam,
♫let mii go hoam
♫adn start ohver.
Ohai, mai cween! Hao bee yoo?
i bee watching deh preekness….
Adn Big Brown wins!!!
On 2 Belmont!!!
Yay!!!
Ai wuz too!! Wuzn’t taht eggsiting?? An bai so much!
wisky, U villin, U bin mai downfall
Cigareets an whusky an wile, wile wimmin…
Ai should liek sum tekeela, pleez!
plz to be gibbon me Amretta sowwer wit rokz and salwted rim.
Hey, lolpeeps:
do UR kittehs fetch things for you? My sweet Tuppence fetches the jingle-bell ball and carries dem for me to frow agin. It is too cute. Him ‘meow’ and tap mommie’s leg when it get trwapped behind someting. “mommie come halp me”.
Awww. Too kyoot! Mah kittehs donut fetch. I does all teh throwin and fetchin.
Mai growd up kidlet had a kitteh hoo uzd 2 fetch a bal 4 mee 2 frow 4 him. Den hee rowld it unner de sofar an meowd 4 mee 2 fined it 4 him. Kitteh’s brudder woz cat-wiv-lernin-trubble. He fort teh worl wax big trap for kittehs. Hee din’t unnerstan gaem uv fetch.
Himz brudder fetches too. But him liek plastic Easter egg half. Bofe kittehs so sweet, dey make me ‘swoon’ obber the sweet. I gotz dem back in December, two lil 6 mo kitteh brudders. Tuppence hab the moter liek HEMI. Cheroo hab soft furz and liek to smuggle up unner my chin. Him come say “hi, I lub you, mom” when Iz at ‘puter and den him jump down an go plway agin. Just liek a 2-legger. Awesomez. Dey come dis way, I no teach dem nuttin. Cept, dey come win deyz called- all my kittehs do dat, tho. I just ‘sigh and sigh’ and tanks my Hebanly Fathur for the Giftz. amenz.
Mah liddle TJ fetches hims sparkle stick in dis video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8vdc9MbA6Y
Oh sasweet. I lubs teh bunneh kittehz. Buutiful kittehs.
Romeowwwwwww,
dis wuz a happitail video, fanks 4 startin teh day off gud!! mai grammer, waid did it go?
the only time teh mamakitty runs around laik dat is the “poop run”…… ai nebber has figgered out wai dey duz dat
Fanks. TJ is a liddle doofus, but he habs moar fun before 10 AM den moss kittehs hab in a hole dai.
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I had a kitteh dat wen dey wud gets a peece ov poopee dat didn’t cum off in teh boks, dey wud run froo teh howse like teh Poop Monsta waz tryin to get them.
And I’ll have a Fatal Kitteh!
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Wot’s that, U say?
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A Fatal Kitteh is equal parts of pumpkin joose and Gin.
This would be the Harry Potter fans’ signature drink, and, as all the cheezefrens kno, the orjin wuns are poison!
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Thank you, Booklion, for coming up with the name of this drink. Sekkunds, anywun? f.r.
Happycat goes awl in with a pare of toos
Nawt hims fault – he mistaked dem fur a pair ov elebentees.
para toez? whutz him doez wif da udder pare?
momcat
He hides teh odder pair upps hims sleeve.
Parrot toez: wutz left after kitteh nomz parrot.
u care to wajur ur burlingtun northern against mah unyun pacific?
I bidz 6 spadez, shudda bidz 7.
A Smith & Wesson beets foar aces
No mattur whut teh poker fases
Happycat’s playin in pritty tuff plaeses
Bettur call Gamblrrs Anonymaces!
Well done! @@@@@ f.r.
Happy qat gotz aces an 8s and hims bak to der wall. He luks nawt comfy in der flower vase tho, maybe dats why der kranky look on his puss.
asus n ates! Oh noes! Teh ded manz hand! Gud thing aim a kitteh…
happi cat haz awl heartz- iz roal flush!
momat
Yoo gotz to noes wen to foldum,
Noes wen to holdum,
Noes wen to wok awayyy,
Noes wen to runnn
Yoo nebber cowntz yore munney
Wen yer sittun at da tabull
Dere be tiem enuf fer cowntin
Wen da deelinz dun.
dis wilz b ur fays wen u find owt wut i haz up mai sleebs foar u.
Caturday Kitteh
enjoyyz a drendlee gaymz. Himz
up free canz toona!
Awll Kittehz can haz
poakurr fayssez. Caturday
Kitteh habz besstest
Poakurr woodz beez mutch
moar phunnurr ifz Kittehz habz
opaozibbill fumbz!
Jack.
thanx Jack! happy caturday!
Oh Jack – so troo!! Hao doo teh kittehz hold teh cards wehn they ar playing poker???
Kittehs hold awl teh cardz, awl da tiem. U noes dat! Poaker derefore prittee eazee for dem…
dat comment winz- hanz down!
Happycat not a happy drunk I finks.
“Son, awl yoo paid wuz th’ lookin’ price. Lessunz r xtra.”
Ai dunno, mebbee iyts jes me, butt Ai finks tihs kitteh luuks liek Wylford Brymley frum teh ” Liberty Medical” poast awn April 30!!
Kitteh bees rlly inyntymydateing wif a faise liek taht;
(Iyf hims appeers enny moar feerce oar ‘Raaaahhhhrrrrrr’ luukyng, teh caurd-plaiyeing peeps ar awl gunna geyt up frum teh tabul at teh saime tiem adn sez taht tehms hasta goe tu the baffruum; adn tehn tehy’ll jes runnawai)
Whut joo meen, “JanetCanHazFourAces”!?!?
@@@@@
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Awww woozled!!
HappyCat iz bluffing.
Hims rite ear iz teh tell.
naw,…he luukz liek dat caws he iz teh hongree !!!
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heer ya goes mr. happycat…..2 triple cheez, side owrdur ov fries !!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-FBQAcjjpY
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bone apootite !!
Royal Fizzbin… I haz it.
dat a Startrek ref?
how would you not know this?
Innerstin … mary haz “Spock” n hur last naym … mus b seekrit kloo dat she b Star Trek fan
Iz there ENEBUDDEE heer hoo iz nawt a Star Trek fan???
But ai must admit
Ai furgotted teh “fizzbin.”
Noap, awl CeilingCat’z kittehz b Trek fanz!
“Pees uv da Akshun” wuz wun uv mai favrit Trek showz. Spok n pinstryp gayngstr soot n hat wuz wun uv da funnyist fings I ebber seen n da hole sereez!
Kirk: “I’ll drive”
Spok: “Must we?”
Kirk: “It’s quicker”
Spok: “But not as safe”
But it nawt Tuezdai!!
in teh updaeted StarSpek, the Catz’ Genuratshun day inkloodz the rare, preebiouslee lost footage dat staetz teh exception fur Caturday.
*So DEEL.*
Yu bettur keep both frunt paws abuv teh tabul at all tiems, sunneh. Ize kwik on teh draw wif all fiev pointee endz.
ize need no “frnd in deed” to beetz U at pokr. stoopid cheetzen goggie.
Oh, good lord, these little kids recording clips are not funny!
Lol. He looks like Adam from MythBusters. Almost.
This owns
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face!