Stop winning u fit purrfectly
Stop winning u fit purrfectly
just rite 4 kitteh. nawt sew jus rite 4 da goggie.
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Now that’s just silly!
Fer puppeh, it luks liek “FAIL”, not “WIN”.
Nah, he iz conformable.
Oddly enuf, I agree wif yoo, He DOES luks comferbuls.
if a litl sad abowt not bein’ alowd for snorgl teh kiti.
Butt iz conforming purrfekly to wut de kitteh wantz.
Notzo punny, akshually.
Ohai, {{{{{Elfie}}}}} wut a gud car baier yu ar. ai wuz stil fink dat da sialzmanz dint taik srly a” liddul wumin pursun” tu bai a car . Oh, she nedez a big strawng man tu du it. Hosre puky, Ai sez.
Dat’s whi hi woz sent to da kitteh baskit, for snorgling too mush, an’ whi kitteh put da goggy’s front legs in da clozit.
Butt whar o whar R goggie’s front legs???
Uh-oh! Mebbe goggie got photochopped!
i fink u meen whining.
Compleetleh twue Maus. Dey shud hav sed “Wyning” or “Wiyning” or sumfin…
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund!
Yur rite, it iz silli. Kitteh aksing goggie to sit in kitteh baskit? Kitteh shud hav bofe baskits.
!!!!!
happy nawt-second.
iim pretty sure it means whining. not winning
Some fits mohr purrfecklee den udders.
wun size fist moast?
yesh, bcuz sum moar ekwall den udders.
okay no mor winning …
Nur whinin eeder. Speshlee no whinin wen u not be winning
whinin wen winnin is wurs.
Twoo, n gud wai ta ged smakked!
wurs whin won wen?
hoo nose!!
Why no?
Con grat u ma lashuns on de braid. Drinkses & dancies?
Shure. Let’s all do teh TCCIAC danse. And has tee many martoonies.
Oar mebbe wine?
Wii had lotsa cheez cuppla daze ago.
white whin wine win!
ha! teh cleverness, it abounds!
dats koz kittehs arr imvolvd. eburionn nose kittehs maik powsturs smart.
Wad dat danz?
The “Thank Ceiling Cat It’s Almost Caturday” danse, ov corse!
got any pisco lefted, oar didja dwink it awl?
Howdy you! Teh Pisco wuz involved in teh fyrewerks at yer partee, as yoo may reecall. Not much left.
But I iz gonna luk fer some tihs weakend IRL.
goin’ to Peru?
Pisco no exportado? Bummer!
Gotta run. Has a gud weakend eberyybuddy!
i haz no ideeyah- i wuz just teasing you.
K. I’ll lets yoo know. TTFN.
ohai, mary O!!!
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Welkum bak! Sorree I misseded yur partee, but I fink teh pisco wuld hab bin bery bery bad fer me. Duznt mean I wuldn’t still dwink it.
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Hai, Maus, too! Hao duz teh TCCIAC danz go? Iz eezy an flowee, or bouncee an energetik?
ohai!! wait til i getz my camera if you toos aer gonna danz, ‘kay?
Nawt toodai, sry. Gotta go. Hasta la veesta, baybee!
iz okai – mebbee a day wehn I wuldn’t fall doan iffn wii did lotsa pivots…mai balance, let me nawt sho u it!
hee-maus has dat effekt on teh gurlz-pudding dem off balanz.
An hai to you too, mary! Ar yoo awl rested up and recovered frum yur travels nao??
ohai, JCH4K! i am tryin’ to rest up, finally got around to .
sleping for 12hrs straight last nite/this morning.
O Hai, PB2Kitthehs- so nice too see yoo heer!
Maybee Maus can danz teh TCCIAC dans awn Munday. Wai mawt?
He werked reelee hard fur Mais Ouis’s partee – brushing Petunia an braiding awl those crimson an amber ribbons into hur tail an mane.
An I think he iz awl tired out!!
An he had to hav teh rehersals wif the fyremins fur teh mewsik. And teh mardching.
An he had to Print teh words awn teh vellum scroll – and did yoo see the pikchurs bai eech capitol letter – laik in teh Buk of Kells? So prittee.
He thot nuthing wuz too gud fur Mary O’Spockn!!! An ai agreed!
aw, you guiz…. my allergeez aer aktin up agin…
Ohhh mary! *pat pat pat* Heer – take mai hankee. It’s frum Ireland – linnen – wif the liddle green sham rokz awn it.
Teh polleh heer – must bee diffrunt frum waht they hav in Peru.
fanks, Janet.
*wipes eyez wif delicate hankee wif teh shamrox*
dese “allergeez” makez me happy & teery eyed awl atwunz.
We ar awl just so glad yoo ar bak!! Much moar fun wif yoo heer! Purrhaps we ar shellfish!
I had a sad taht I missed mush ov Mary O’s triumfant return to teh ICHC. But, teh stoopy helf stuffs beets a nys ride awn Petunia…
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I did ketchup awn sum ov teh beeutimus sillybraytinks affer teh fact – it musta bin a grate partee, cuz I saw manee manee clothed YNGs sweeping JCH40000K boolevart !
Ohai,{{{{{ PB2K}}}} Wilcum bak tu yu tu. Feline ok naow? ai wuz abowt heer wen fone rang nd wurdz awl went awai.
Wuz gun uze dis spaiz tu telz Mary abowt se ona Teebee uver nite abowt pirmidz in pru. Muy interesante. mai grand otter bisit dere last yere ona wai tu Bwanos airies fur skool wun smester. Getz tu se pikshurz frum 2 peepulz . yay!
dang. wisht i’d seed dat. habnt’ watched TB in a long time.
Wen yu dunt hab a lief yu hab tiem tu watch teebee oar rede oar plai heer wif da cheez. Aslo tudai iz tu hawt tu du ennyfing els. Ai hab frenz hoo went tu China tu teech Ingerlich abowt 20 yeerz ago. Iz berry intresting egzperyuns nd duing a gud fing. ai injoy heering abowt nd seing da pikshurz but wantz tu slepe in mai oan bed.
Ai must go nao – off to anudder funeral
Went to wun last nite, too!
Ai guess taht is waht happens wehn yoo return to where yoo groo up. An mai Mom knoes just about ebreebuddee in town!!! Ai has to taek hur. But ai dont mind,
This wun ai dont knoe verree well. But wuz a naybor. So wun must go. Small town ettee kett!!
Oh, corse! waddar stebbs, or iz free-style?
Waddat danz?
Ai taut dat went to rong plaiz an pozzded agin an….oh, nebber maind!
Yez…mebbe we ken du deh troika danz…or wid 4 ub us heer nau, a qaudriladderal danz
Iz nawt saym az skwayr dans?
Yez, cept naud as neet. Mohr free-form
Hao bout The Lobster Quadrille?
Will yu, woanchu, woanchu joyne de dans?
“You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!”
“But the snail replied “Too far, too far!” and gave a look askance —
Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance.”
“What matters it how far we go?” his scaly friend replied.
There is another shore, you know, upon the other side.”
Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance!
My faybrit lyn is “The further off from England, the nearer is to France…”
Noooooooooooooooo! Plz to not be throwin’ me out to sea! Can’t u see that today I is waring mah outfit made entirely outta alky-seltzer tablets?
Hay! Leggo! Whut did I just say? DON’T THROW ME INTO TEH SEA!
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
*kersplash* *fizzfizzfizzfizzfizzfizzfizzfizzfizzfizz*
Teh Sea: *baaauuurrrrrppppp*
LCB: Um, guise? Plz to throwing me a towel? Any denomnomination will do. Mah clothes, um, disappeared.
Did aneewun heer sumthin? Teh danse myusic is too lowd.
LCB, yu war de disappiratin cloes to play heer? Fyrmans adn wadder bloons adn awl? Heer, tayks dis big floofy body sheet.
*hands LCB huge magenta body sheet*
*Then the wind picks up*
Ummm. I peers 2 hav mixded up de body sheets wit de body sails. LCB, r u okay?!
Hay, Ai kin heer sumfing fwappin inda breez
HALP!!!! I’m floating too high!
I’m floatin to high and I’m nakey!
Wii cld haz de fyrmenz get out de ladder truck? Duz anyone has a lass-oh?
Mabeh teh Coste Gard’ll kums…hao wii gets dem heer? Dew wii wissle?
I dunno. Nevver haz 2 calls dem. LCB! If we ty a lyn 2 a bloon, can catch it?
*wifout droppin de sheet, plz?*
I hasta hold teh sheet wif 2 hands. How I’m sposed to catch a bloon?
Wayt. Wii needz sumwun hu can bring LCB to earf. Hu wuld dat b?
Toes.
yer teefs?
cept he peers 2 b gawn. (scroll up, scroll down)
Iz dat a helicatcopter I heerz?
That’s no good, I got teh crooky toes!
I hoep so. Udderwys LCB will hafta land in France.
It axually lux lyke a hansome longhayred geek wif extra power beany copter to der rezkew.
Yur toes has beens steelin…um takin stuffs owt to lukina lite, too?
Oooh. N heer I thot dis myt end badly.
he wus at DeBeaker labs werking telescope lukking fer UFOs.
an he found wun! Undressed Female Oddity.
(wif frooty feetz)
Oh, hay! Land! And teh wind is dying down. Whew.
Sine here sez: welcums to teh France!
Excusez-moi, ou sont les pompiers, s’il vous plait?
*runs off to find Frenchish firemans*
kthxaurevoir!
in hinesyt, I fink dat if yer a nekid woman an yer abowt to fall from der sky Fants mite be yer best choice of landing syte.
Oar iz taht hineysyt?
nest-tine, don’ bet to the inside strait
Goggie lozta bet? (Azwehlaz bed?)
Goggie sai kitteh haz twice as many stinkier shoes next to bed an’ is closer to them. Goggie also sai hez not bitta abowt luzin bet. Onist.
Kitteh had a pair o fives, which he said beated teh doggie’s royal flush…
kitteh had five poimty ens, trumps royal flush
Memmer deh simalurlee teemed picher ware deh kitteh on big pillau lukked so PLEEZED an smug, an goggie was trayin make bezt ub it wid hed on liddel pillau.
kiti haz kleerlee teechd teh goggeh whutswhut abowt hoo-sleepz-whar. Kiti sleepz wharevar kiti wunts. Goggeh gits levtovr spot, no bothurs kiti. Kthxbai.
Solongas ebbreewun be straight on dat! Particklelee goggie
white bellies, black fur — goggie & kitteh sorta like twins.
bruthas from anutha mu … okay no I just can’t do it.
Yezz…maching pets!
Ohai frenz. Wut kynna dans goes wiff da bloos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cxPv0u3wHs
Dis lazt time iz warming up teh bed for Kitteh!
Doggie learns the harsh lesson of life
Some animuls are more equals than odders
Goggie sez, “Whuts wrong wit dis piktur?”.
Ennyboddee rember teh “Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat?”
Ai fink iyts gunna happin agin rite heer adn naow iyn tihs ruume.
Goggie wil sits dere untyl hims geyts jes soe sik ov iyt;
Tehn teh funses beginses; muches baurkyng, grrrrrowwlyng, hsssssssing, spittttttting, mrrrrraaaaaooooowing, snaaaaaaping, paaaaaawwing, adn menny, menny furs flieying awl oaver teh plaise.
Wickure baskits wil geyt awl claweded up, sneekerz adn ovver shooz goes zooming iyn awl kynds ov direkshuns, anna rugg wil geyt awl shreadded up.
(Adn taht’s jes inna furst fieve minnits!!!!!!)
Hoo’z Anna Rugg? Anna Trane wuz heer a fyew daiz ago. we getting so menny stranjurz.
Did you has teh book “The Tall Book of Make-Believe”?
I luffd dat buk!!!
laytur, when ai oldur, ai tryd to byez wun on teh eebae, but I lostid mennie tymz. Den mai momzilla maekd my cozzin do snyps ov teh ebae okshunz, nao I haz two buks. Wun in rilly gud kondishin, wun foar akshullie reeding.
IS SO GRATE AKSHULIE!!
I luffz teh buk.
Iysn’t iyt jes wunnerfull wen yuu geyts bak a buuk taht yuu RLLY luuved, afture yuu lostid iyt?
Tihs haz heppined tuu meh sebberul tiems, adn iyt wuz wun ov teh moast terryfik feeylyngs Ai haz ebber had; Ai jes luuvs teh buuks soe!!!
Winning? Is that supposed to be “whining”?
testing
NOES!! Iz Friedegg afternoon! Noe pop tests!
ware mai abatar?? werd pretzel!
lolz
ai shud maek a test jus cuz u r wereed abowt one!
A – wut r teh numburr dat teh kittehs lurves best?
Um, un deux trois cats sank? No, dat can’t be rite.
fortitoo.
is dat a Hitchikerr’s Guide ref?
okay, rosieeee. I gibs up. wot nOmber doo kittehs’ like teh best?
elebenty? nine, for teh lives?
2daze test:
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1: How menny finners am I holding up?
2: Which way is up?
3: Hoo put deh bop in deh bop-she-bop?
4: Hoo rote deh buk uv luv?
5: How due I luv thee?
6: How menny kittehz duz it take 2 change a lite bub?
oo, oo, Ai knoez teh anser! is Mt. McKinley!
Beery gud teenie, u go 2 deh hed uv dhe klass!!!
Ebberybuddy els —
u shud study harder adn sum dae u b gud as teenie.
mai sylbestur is gone! Waa
mebbee it wil werk nao!
retesting
Yoo luk awlmost az nekkid az lolcatburglar wiffaut yur sylbestur. Hoep he iz heer bai teh time ai refresh!!
lol ai noes! ai wuz sikkuned!
hao is JCH4K 2dae?
iz LCB runnin arown nekkid agin?? Iz seh wit teh YNG???
Wen izn’t she wif a YNG?? i tink her haz a secret stash uv dem.
otay! nao dat ai iz sitchumacated…o hai chzfrnz! Hao r u?
ahhhhhhhhh *big sigh ov relief!!* what did yoo doo to get him baK??
ai logged bak in 2 werd pretzel an den it were bak! YEA
Ohai, Rosie, Ai fawt yu wud noze dat a lawng tiem ago cuz yu semed tu no awl da liddul trikzez wen Ai cum heer 2 munfz ago. it semez tuday dat owr LBC iz run arownd in Fronse wifowt da big towl she wuz spozed tu be rapt in. luking fur da franch firemanz tu sabing hur frum wutebur paril shez in naow.;)
Ohai, Janet, ai fawt yu nyew dat tu abowt if yu sinez owt den yur abatar goze awai nd dey gib da kwilty til yu sinez in agen wif WP. It taikz me a wile but em finely lurning sum fingz.
Hai gma!! Izn’t it nise to start feeling like u noez wut ur doin?? U’ll b gibbin advicez 2 awl deh noobeez in no tyme.
Hai Rosie — sew niec to see yew heer!
Hahahaha lol!
Lolspeak or not, winning? DO NOT WANT. Can we has recpation, plz?
u c, teh goggie won a bet.
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teh prize kitteh bettedeted teh goggie foar wuz to hab teh baskit to hisslef. goggie fot kitteh ment teh big baskit cuz tehy uzd tu shaer dat wun, but goggie didn noe taht kitteh sneeked teh leeul baskit in teh howse. k?
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den teh goggie was mad ’bout winnin an kitteh reely meens “stop winnin if ur gunna jus wine bout it latur.”
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enny bodiez BS meter buzzin yet? [img]http://img149.exs.cx/img149/8608/bouncingsmilie8mk.gif[/img]
Doggeh must have lost a bet– probly has ta do the kitteh’s lonjree fer a monf…