Stop winning u fit purrfectly
Stop winning u fit purrfectly
just rite 4 kitteh. nawt sew jus rite 4 da goggie.
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Now that’s just silly!
Fer puppeh, it luks liek “FAIL”, not “WIN”.
Nah, he iz conformable.
Oddly enuf, I agree wif yoo, He DOES luks comferbuls.
if a litl sad abowt not bein’ alowd for snorgl teh kiti.
Butt iz conforming purrfekly to wut de kitteh wantz.
Notzo punny, akshually.
Ohai, {{{{{Elfie}}}}} wut a gud car baier yu ar. ai wuz stil fink dat da sialzmanz dint taik srly a” liddul wumin pursun” tu bai a car . Oh, she nedez a big strawng man tu du it. Hosre puky, Ai sez.
Dat’s whi hi woz sent to da kitteh baskit, for snorgling too mush, an’ whi kitteh put da goggy’s front legs in da clozit.
Butt whar o whar R goggie’s front legs???
Uh-oh! Mebbe goggie got photochopped!
i fink u meen whining.
Compleetleh twue Maus. Dey shud hav sed “Wyning” or “Wiyning” or sumfin…
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund!
Yur rite, it iz silli. Kitteh aksing goggie to sit in kitteh baskit? Kitteh shud hav bofe baskits.
!!!!!
happy nawt-second.
Some fits mohr purrfecklee den udders.
wun size fist moast?
yesh, bcuz sum moar ekwall den udders.
okay no mor winning …
Nur whinin eeder. Speshlee no whinin wen u not be winning
whinin wen winnin is wurs.
Twoo, n gud wai ta ged smakked!
wurs whin won wen?
hoo nose!!
Why no?
Con grat u ma lashuns on de braid. Drinkses & dancies?
Shure. Let’s all do teh TCCIAC danse. And has tee many martoonies.
Oar mebbe wine?
Wii had lotsa cheez cuppla daze ago.
white whin wine win!
ha! teh cleverness, it abounds!
dats koz kittehs arr imvolvd. eburionn nose kittehs maik powsturs smart.
Wad dat danz?
The “Thank Ceiling Cat It’s Almost Caturday” danse, ov corse!
got any pisco lefted, oar didja dwink it awl?
Howdy you! Teh Pisco wuz involved in teh fyrewerks at yer partee, as yoo may reecall. Not much left.
But I iz gonna luk fer some tihs weakend IRL.
goin’ to Peru?
Pisco no exportado? Bummer!
Gotta run. Has a gud weakend eberyybuddy!
i haz no ideeyah- i wuz just teasing you.
K. I’ll lets yoo know. TTFN.
ohai, mary O!!!
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Welkum bak! Sorree I misseded yur partee, but I fink teh pisco wuld hab bin bery bery bad fer me. Duznt mean I wuldn’t still dwink it.
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Hai, Maus, too! Hao duz teh TCCIAC danz go? Iz eezy an flowee, or bouncee an energetik?
ohai!! wait til i getz my camera if you toos aer gonna danz, ‘kay?
Nawt toodai, sry. Gotta go. Hasta la veesta, baybee!
iz okai - mebbee a day wehn I wuldn’t fall doan iffn wii did lotsa pivots…mai balance, let me nawt sho u it!
hee-maus has dat effekt on teh gurlz-pudding dem off balanz.
An hai to you too, mary! Ar yoo awl rested up and recovered frum yur travels nao??
ohai, JCH4K! i am tryin’ to rest up, finally got around to .
sleping for 12hrs straight last nite/this morning.
O Hai, PB2Kitthehs- so nice too see yoo heer!
Maybee Maus can danz teh TCCIAC dans awn Munday. Wai mawt?
He werked reelee hard fur Mais Ouis’s partee - brushing Petunia an braiding awl those crimson an amber ribbons into hur tail an mane.
An I think he iz awl tired out!!
An he had to hav teh rehersals wif the fyremins fur teh mewsik. And teh mardching.
An he had to Print teh words awn teh vellum scroll - and did yoo see the pikchurs bai eech capitol letter - laik in teh Buk of Kells? So prittee.
He thot nuthing wuz too gud fur Mary O’Spockn!!! An ai agreed!
aw, you guiz…. my allergeez aer aktin up agin…
Ohhh mary! *pat pat pat* Heer - take mai hankee. It’s frum Ireland - linnen - wif the liddle green sham rokz awn it.
Teh polleh heer - must bee diffrunt frum waht they hav in Peru.
fanks, Janet.
*wipes eyez wif delicate hankee wif teh shamrox*
dese “allergeez” makez me happy & teery eyed awl atwunz.
We ar awl just so glad yoo ar bak!! Much moar fun wif yoo heer! Purrhaps we ar shellfish!
I had a sad taht I missed mush ov Mary O’s triumfant return to teh ICHC. But, teh stoopy helf stuffs beets a nys ride awn Petunia…
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I did ketchup awn sum ov teh beeutimus sillybraytinks affer teh fact - it musta bin a grate partee, cuz I saw manee manee clothed YNGs sweeping JCH40000K boolevart !
Ohai,{{{{{ PB2K}}}} Wilcum bak tu yu tu. Feline ok naow? ai wuz abowt heer wen fone rang nd wurdz awl went awai.
Wuz gun uze dis spaiz tu telz Mary abowt se ona Teebee uver nite abowt pirmidz in pru. Muy interesante. mai grand otter bisit dere last yere ona wai tu Bwanos airies fur skool wun smester. Getz tu se pikshurz frum 2 peepulz . yay!
dang. wisht i’d seed dat. habnt’ watched TB in a long time.
Wen yu dunt hab a lief yu hab tiem tu watch teebee oar rede oar plai heer wif da cheez. Aslo tudai iz tu hawt tu du ennyfing els. Ai hab frenz hoo went tu China tu teech Ingerlich abowt 20 yeerz ago. Iz berry intresting egzperyuns nd duing a gud fing. ai injoy heering abowt nd seing da pikshurz but wantz tu slepe in mai oan bed.
Ai must go nao - off to anudder funeral
Went to wun last nite, too!
Ai guess taht is waht happens wehn yoo return to where yoo groo up. An mai Mom knoes just about ebreebuddee in town!!! Ai has to taek hur. But ai dont mind,
This wun ai dont knoe verree well. But wuz a naybor. So wun must go. Small town ettee kett!!
Oh, corse! waddar stebbs, or iz free-style?
Waddat danz?
Ai taut dat went to rong plaiz an pozzded agin an….oh, nebber maind!
Yez…mebbe we ken du deh troika danz…or wid 4 ub us heer nau, a qaudriladderal danz
Iz nawt saym az skwayr dans?
Yez, cept naud as neet. Mohr free-form