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Not enough ME power.
Oh, those silly Californians!
I realize I have a very thin leg on which to stand when I make this comment, but there you have it.
u haz the evidense, rite in teh pickshur, LG!
I meen, like, dood!
Yur a racehorse?
Calee4nya iz a veri big stayt. I iz wif u! XD Iz frum Nevadda.
calee4nya iz a ossum stayt!
Dis injun only haz *leedle* horsepowers.
habin too leedl horsepowrz iz berry foalish
U *trotted* out a good wun fore me!
Canter yu do worse puns dan dat?
Nay!
U gits a paddock on teh back for dat wun. ^_^
aw, horsefethers….ai canst fink uv a pun taht goes heer…
Then I _stable_ a motion that AliCat had the last pun out of that _crop_. That makes AliCat the _whinny_er of the pun contest, the _mane_ attraction of any good lol-thread.
Im afrayd I _bit_ off moar then I can chew wif dis cormstest. I doan wan to _saddle_ you wit any moar ov mai sillynests, but I haz tew tell u dat I fink u haz _harnessed_ teh power of teh puns. Well dun and fank chews bery much. I hopes u haz gret afternoon!
Horsey puns be a cinch
Oh, filly turtlol, punz r 4 kitz!!
Iz a small-block
congratchewlayschunz awn teh nawt-sekund, Gabe! Enny pertickelar danz awr drinkee awr song yu wud liek fur a sillybrayshun?
Sum kind of gaited waltz, poshiblee?
srsly trying to join in the funz – older kitteh – but hey
O hai craic!!
Ar yoo comminting awn teh pikchur?
Oar ar yoo trying to joyne us heer in teh funz? A hoep this wun!! Dont werree – ther ar LOTS ov *older* kittehz heer. We callz tehn “classic!!!”
Ai ar “classic” – an ai ar having soo much fun heer . . .yoo ar moar than welcome to joyne in!! And yoo alreddee speek the kitteh lolingo verree well!
Iz troo! JanetCH4K ar a klassik! (An’ she ar teh klassy!)
I haz to sae, I absoflippinglutely love this caption.
LOVE. IT.
mebbeh they are tryin to suck owt teh gas? and doin it terribly rong? XD
Ewwwwww!!! PLEH!! PLEH!! PLEH!!
Tho ai haz herd tell – it iz being dun a lot nowadaiz.
I was just thinking, you know. Because Americans are complaining so much about gas prices these days.
It’s at what? 2 Dollars per Gallon now?
Over here 1 Liter of the high quality gas (1 Gallon is approx. 3.75 Liters) costs about 1.50 Euros.
That would be about 8,70 Dollars for a gallon of gas in Germany.
Still think your prices are high?
Actually, it’s quite close to $4 a gallon, not $2. And yes, it’s far lower than in Europe. But outside of a few metropolitan areas, public transportation in the US is awful. Lots of people don’t have any options to get to work or shopping other than by driving. It’s going to take a generation or two just to build up a public transportation infrastructure to make it possible for most folks to give up the auto as their primary mode of transportation.
I think a dollar is worth about half a euro now, too. Our country’s failing, huh?
Nawt doing so gud, taht’s fur shur. Nawt awn ene level. So sad.
But… but… u Yankees habbing ICHC!!!!1! Gibbing ebreebuddy teh happee!!
{{{{{{4point5kittehs}}}}}} Oh – thank gudness yoo caym along. Nao ai see ebreething in teh propurr purrrrrrspecktive again!
Yoo ar rite. Gibbing ebreebuddee teh happeee iz teh hai-est gud think pawsibul!
Ai feel SOOOO much bedder nao. Reelee – ai do!
Imajin if EBREEBUDDEE ah lober dah whirl started der dai bai lukking adda lolpic… Whirrrled peas fru ICHC!!!
{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}
Butt – akchullee – 4p5k, ICHC iz heer fur ebreebuddee – nawt just us – ummmm Yankees? LOL! Ai nebber think ov maiself as a “Yankee!!”" Taht maeks mee reelee laff!1
doant yankees lif awn teh eest koste? or iz tehy a sportz teem? ai kin never remembrs
Deh deffynishun I heeringed is:
2 deh rest uv deh whirrld, enny1 in deh Yoo Ess uv Ay b deh Yankee.
if u libs down souf, enny1 norf uv deh Maysen Dixen lion b deh Yankee.
If u libs up norf, enny1 frum Gnu Ingerlund b deh Yankee.
If u libs in Gnu Ingerlund, peepz frum Maine b deh Yankeez.
And 2 deh peepz in Main, Yankeez b deh baysbawl teem.
Wunce , wen Ai wuz taulkyng onna fone at wurk tu a cauller frum Georgia, tehy sez tu meh, “Yuu soun jes liek a YANKEE!!!!”
Wel, Ai dint sez enneefing bak;
But Ai finked tu maiseylfe, “Wel, ov coarse Ai duz:
Ai AM a Yankee!”. Taht maded me laff.
(/lol)
Actually, it’s about $1.56=1 Euro ($1= 0.64 Euro), as of close 5/16/08.
But $2=1 Euro ($1= 0.50 Euro) by the end of the year would not surprise me, nor would $150 oil, $5 gas, or $1600 gold. I’ve seen this movie before, in the 70s
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Europe’s – and Canada’s – gasoline prices are so much higher because of the taxes.
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I don’t think the country is “failing” – but the currency is being destroyed… and that takes an awful lot with it.
I sure as h-e-double-hockey-sticks would not want to be elected President this year – I think no matter who it is will be remembered and blamed for what happens, as Herbert Hoover #2.
(lol)
oe, gawdz, naow ai haz gawn adn depresstificated mehsef… Ai needz a drinkee…
It’s abowt $11 a gallon in teh TTI ai hav bin told. Ai think ai wud ryde a bicycle laie Ambercat – oar – ai’m also thinking stronglee ov getting a Vespa!! Cud be fun!! Wud bee fun. Ai’ve wanted wun furebber!
Ober £1/leeder nao. Silli, in TTI we dus “myls per gallun” but sell teh petrol (gaz) in leeders. Offishully, we has been metric sins 1970, but we neber rilly tuk to it, eksept wen it soots us! – Ai juss bort 2 meeders ob fabric, 92 inches wyd!
ohai, yvi!
itz obur 3 dollahz nao, almos’ 4 akshully, but duzznt chang ur pointyenz. I agree wii ‘merikuns has bin spoilt fur menny yrz! oar citi plannin not so grate eevur. wer i liv u gotz tu hab a kar bcuz ebryfing so spreded owt an publik transport is teh pleh: nawt abailabul ebrywares an bery inkombeenyunt, unles u lib an werk in teh city.
i haz a ohai-bird car, so gtz bettur milidj dan lotz ob kittehs. i filz mai tank ’bout wunc oar twis a munf. lotz uv SUV aer up foar sale, i cn tell u! dey stoopy cars innyway, i allus foht. (no ‘fence to SUV-owning cheezpeeps, o’koars!)
smackymcgee iz rite; publix transport iz nawt existent heer.
dat’s wy Ai rides mai motorsykle ebberywere….40 mpg beets
13 in mai pickumup twuck…. naow, TAHT is the pleh!!
motorhome — 6.5 mpg AAAaaarrrggghhhh!
Wii b parked 4 deh summer noaw.
When Huzbasaurus be at hims old job, hims got reumbursd foar rent-teh-kar. So, him rent-teh-kar, kuz hims kar wuz nawtsograteakshulie an’ needid noo tranzmishin.
So den I be laik, o um, dis ar noo shelf in teh garaj, maebe fix it? NAH. But den mai momzilla, she totold her meeyata (no srsly, she did, walkd awae frum it, evin!) an den she needz teh kar, so I sai, ohai mama, yu kan has Husbinz old kar iffin yu payz for fix teh transmishin.
So she sae, dat sownt gud, shur. So she haz teh kar.
Nao Huzbasaurus be in Tennuhsee, him needid a kar! At furzt him wuz laik O YETH AI GIT NOO SUV…. den I like.. um no. Den him sae, o… UZD SUV?? I say UM NO. Him say but wy yu nont wunt huzbin happi? Ai say, why yu want pae MOAR MUNNYZ foar kar whut kozt MOAR MUNNYS to oppuraet?? NO NO LEBBENTYFOWSIN’ TAIMS NO!!!
Den him powt.
Den we goed kar-luukin. Den him gottid upset kuz da WUN KAR he thot wuz gud (I had evin nagoshyaetid a gud pryz foar it!!) dey selled it. Well, him den had meltdown. So himz intrupid wyef (um, dat ar me, ov kors), Ai sae, “ok ai fin’ yu a gud kar, if yu tez-dryv it an is gud, den ai nagoshyaet pryzz an’ when it ar gud, den u sine teh paepur, k??” Him powtid an’ noddid. Kuz him wuz nawt happi.
I bot VAREE AXPENSIV KAR!! wuz $1500 moar den we wus pre-proved foar lone, an’ den Tennusee has laik lebbinteezillyin pursent tax on kars, but it wuz nawt **$3,300** moar den we wuz pre-provd foar, kuz ai nagoshyaetid teh prys. Kuz dat how ai M.
Den him sined it avtar saeingz, “I nont wunt sivr wun, ai wunt BLOO WUN.” Dey sed dey kud has bloo wun by nex dae. (Dey traedid wif othur deelurship.) We agried, dey has bloo wun by nex dae, or we nont bye nuffin.
Nao mai huzbasaurus haz teh bran-noo 2008 ‘lektrik bloo Honda Fit. It gitz fuhnominom gazz myelij. It ar varee smawl but haz lotza kargozpaes. It ar varee frenlee foar ‘lektronix laik I-pawd an’ teh XM raedyo.
Huzbasaurus, him luffz it. Iz alzo varee varee VAREE ‘lektrik bloo. Him varee prowd ov teh kar, kuz awl himz werk-frenz ar laik “ZOMGZ teh noo FIT!! Hao mush wuz it???” An him sae… welllllll …. it wuz shudda bin $18,300.. but mai wyf… she nagoshyaetid it to $16,500. Yep. mai wyf luffz meh.
Oh elfi, u tells da bestest storeez!!!!
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Adn ur huzbasaurus be wun lukky gui!!
I betting Elfihuzzbin noez how lukky him beez. ♥
Adn wii lukky 2 cuz Elfi tellingz us gud storreez.
{{{{elfi}}}}
Elfie – yur storee is wunderful. AND a Honda Fit!! Taht’s wun of the kars ai ma luking at. an yoo got it fur $16,500??? ai think yoo must tell bee yur sekrit!
Taht iz teh eggaact size of car ai wud want! Yay fur yoo – and yoo reeelee DID tell it very well.
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rownd here, teh publick transpertashun duznt werk unless yu werks in salt leke oar goze to collige- an even tehn, teh busses r MT moastuv teh taim. aim jus happee dat tehy duz take me to skool, kuz ai duznt has a kar.
an teh haibrids doant werk so gud rownd here ayther, kuz uv awl teh ups an downs.
kitsunerina – yoo live heer Salt Lake City??? Ai sum tiems visit there – mai sister lives there!
Nun tooked.
Nah. Da guy haz gas an’ iz tryin to fill da truk rong.
moar beens? newun?
Mayb f mechanic wa kitteh…..
kitteh just keeps tellin me car needs moar RAM. i dun think he even noes what hes talkin about.
Mai kitteh tell mii mi car niids more cowbell.
i gotz teh feber!
Luks 2 mi lyk da gui iz prayin to Mekka.
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Poor Dodj, iz awn itz last legz.
“Luks 2 mi lyk da gui iz prayin to Mekka”
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datz cuz Saudi Arabia r wer teh gas comes frum, ai gess.
sins wen did dodjiz haz legz? dey goez on weelz.
Ey toldz u………MORE HORSEPOWER!!!!
Horsepower, doin it rong.
oh hai, i added
one hoarspowur
it duznt luk kumpattibul.
can ai has adapter kords?
elebenty billyun burgrz fr u, ch!
horse power- UR doin it wrong
[+5 burgers]
Better dan habbin a jackass furr a mechanic.
Oh, that’d be the driver.
Ai fot teh reff wuz a zeebra! (ai noes tew menny cummershulz!)
> Better dan habbin a jackass furr a mechanic.
…oar Prezzydint.
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Adn ai doan’t meen ‘Prezzydint furr a mechanic’, eever.
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Nawt taht teh currint krop ob candid-dind’tz iz mutch bettur. Butt at lees tehy kin pronaownse “nuclear”…
Iz deh hoomin passed out,or what?????
He’z trien too see the borken partz.
Teh poni lost teh mirrer on a stik, so hee haz to stik his hed doun ther.
Mekan.. Mechan.. mucan.. Reel car fixers yous giant dentust merrors sew thay dont hav to stic ther heds in ther.
Thay also hav parrits tu help tem, naut poniis.
Cos parrits be smawler, tehey cans reech into narrerer plaices.
Stop horsin arownd n FIX MAI KAR!
Wel pony up da cash first.
Teh car needz moar intarwebs!!11
i speficically asked teh rental ajuncee foar a mustang…
…but dey gabe you a ‘pony’. Y U not happee.
at leez not pinntoe
Nawt a nitez charger, eever.
Ohai,
dere be 2 horse’s astericks dere.
im frayd ai can nawt halp u at dis poyntee endz, ur on ur oan
Ummm…scuse meh…dis mebbe bad tym…but…
I can has mah saltlik bak? Kthxbai
*snerk*
2 guies werkin onna car. Wun says 2 da udder, “U tink UR wief iz a nag, mien reellee IZ!”
ohai rhsb, hao R u todai?
Iz prettee gud, tanks 4 askin 4.5. Werk iz espeshulee pleh 2dai, but at leest iz Fryedai! Ai no hasta werk on da weekendz, sew ai reellee luukin 4wurd 2 Caturday.
Wurk iz teh pleh fur mii tew todai. Yayzers fur Caturdai!!!
U want me to pull this WHERE?!?
…and yer driving a Chrysler…
I KEEPS TRYING to mak smalltal;k and my posts dont seem to get there
bit of a musxtery that
trai again
o hai
o farrrrking hell it wurrked
i em soo stokked etc
O hai, Craic! Wellcums! I noes teh feeling. Fur sum rezon tuk sevvral poztings (over dayz) fur me to get dem to werk. (I bes teh tekno-lodjikallee chalenjd) Haz de fun! Is mennee nys ppl heer to plai wit. Sumwun haz de wellcum waggin? I iz no gud wif dese fings, I aym afeert.
o hai craic, donut wurry, teh werdpress ax up sumtiemz an maekz peepz “luk” stoopy. but we awl knoez peepz heer iz berry smart, an nawt stoopy at awl. iz teh weirdpress dat r stoopy.
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awn teh pluz sied, iffn yu goofs up ennytiem, it r okai tu blaem werdpress
oh hai janet has four kittehs
i have 2 kittehs
thanks 4 trying to hook me grazie mille
Ohai craic
Welcome tew tihs happee playce of ICHC.
Yaw posts took awhyle to show cuz w.p jess cekkin owt yoo iz a safe innertoob address.
I iz Tidmum frum TTI.
Plz to hab a welcome gift ob sawft blankie,hawt chokklit oar ennee libayshun ob choyce-Teh CCC be stokked wib awl kines.- A CHRG(wdoi) an sum possum shayped chokklits.
We haz no rools heer-cept plai nice an join in teh fun.
Welcum!!
considering i’ve seen this before leads me to believe this is either stolen or a repost X.X
Somtimez de lolz come from udder sourzez then the lolbuilder. Dis is de dumpin’ groundz for teh best of teh interwebz, not just whut we makes.
Ai haz alzo seen de lolz in de “vote” sekshun dat ppl hav shared wit me in email. Mennee uv dem haz nevver pozted to de homepage.
dis frum teh facebook applikashun foar lols. I hed it awn mai paij dere fur ‘wile. iz nawt noo tu teh innertube, jus to ICHC.
diz wun wuz trayshur frum faesbuk, ai fink.
Is okeh, is teh winz0rz.
Iyf dese 2 guise had enny hoarse sense, tehy wud poneey up sum munney foar a neu engyine wif muches moar hoarsepauer!!!!
Adn iyt cud leid tu muches moar whinneying!!
(Iyn wich cayse tehy cud get hoarse)
OK, Ai stops naow!!
oh farrk janet wit 4 laffy kittehs – allruddy i em classic
COOL
multipul puns in wum poast FTW!
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FTW = For teh whinny?
been larrfing me ass awrrf 4 donkeys aons at laffy kts et lolruses cetera thingo
sooo nawwt second – bin telling awl the gud jokes n stuff 2 old lady aunties 7 they bin laffin their asses off at all the good jokes
rully rully rully cool to wurrk out how to git into it – meow purr need need knead
thnx janet with the quatre kittehs
We iz glad yoo haz de-lurked
Ware in teh whirld duz yew lib?
Wif naym liek Craic … mebbe from Ierlan? You noe … ‘jus’ for the craic of it’?
oh hai melonux – surree furgget how spull yz name thing – y know
all overxcome it like suddenly wurrks -
Z’okay. Mel iz nickname, of Nyx, iz oldest (current) kitteh’s name, adn 2 ai lyk de onyx stone.
oh hai tiudmum – purr knead golly
classics jast wanna have funz – raight???
batt teh pnee n teh hoomanz end teh carz funneee? raight?
me fav LOl is liitul kitteh sezing – ok fur kitten axident hur????
No no no – not ok fur kitten axident here! scusi
si i hex delurked
i tred end tried to delurk fur yonks – bet bloddy herd 2 delurk scusi
oh tanks moe u suddenly ppeared and ai went laike – oh my walrus – peeples
soo stokked und heppychappy ctera
Craic, yoo be frum ittullee?
onyx lek cool
rhems wit lynx which izz BIG Pussy
en pussy es cool raight? lek ponee iz uktra cool
bet kttehs coolest of the lot
DONT CARe
nah dam dapfan cetera – spent bitta time in Italia – recentlydrifords
they dunno spik inglese – getta cawfee getta place for wee wee spikka italiano
i lurnned
ah lurrned
tekking on bord – meebee board nu lanwigde f teh interwebs – italiano brukks thru
capish?
o hai lynaxny
bron in the good old nz lived lonnnnnnng time oz – called craic coz me fave intertuibe site Virtual tiourist they kept tring to delete moi – delete MOI – i shud coco
so i kept mekking up new personas and i hed van morrison pleyying end he wuz singing Coney Island – and the craic wuzzz guddd
so the lasat person eh md up was craic – as the deleter end ai crashed
soi eh was left with craic
and the craic wuzzzz gud
unnerstabnd?
O hai again craic. Nao – if ai hav understood yoo korecktelee – yoo were born in Noo Zeeland – and live long taime in teh Australia. Yes.
Nao – may ai tell yoo waht to doo heer? If yoo want to reply to a specific comment taht sumone has maed – click awn “reply to this comment” in the lower right hand corner. Then yur commint will nest wif teh wun yoo ar replying to.
An we well awl unnderstand yoo a liddel bedder. But – ai must say – ai so luv yur “purr knead purrr knead.” Yoo sound laik wun verree happee kitteh!!
Do yoo still live in Australia???
nuvverrr sut fut in ireland butt believe lek nz they hev no snakes
oh dem this kiutlang iz cull bet hardz
Je ne suis pas serieuse quand on a sept-dix ans
dix-sept?
but…is not pony… dat is mini hoarse! Pony much bigr.
lyk me; Ai is lidl horse todai
*koff koff*
DUDE. That liscence plate is like 20 years old.
Pony mechanic retorts: “Yeah, well, *U* try doin a engine overhaul wifout opposable thumbs and wif a passed-out guy and see how many decades it takes.”
:snerk:
old pix!!!
mebbe classic -
hmmmmmm????? wot u rekkon?
Huh? Um… how come I saw this… a while back? Is this a repost? I know I’ve seen this exact picture before. O.O
yeah, ai thot dat tuu — ai hab seen dis saem picksher *wif saem kapshun* befoar!
ai dont remember seeing it ebber. Purrhaps it waz awn wehn ai wuz in Ireland in February??
o suddnly replies arrive – awl oput uf orddeer
o random
wuz prawblee bakuz yu is furst-taim poztings todae?
Dey has to approov teh poests foar furst-tym-pozturs.
Iz okeh, yu git haeng ov it.
Haha funny
Ohai craic, Iffin yew wantu keep ur commintz inna thred, youz ‘reply to this comment’ says whut yew needs tew, den hit refresh. Hoapfuwee teh commintz weel go wear day sposed tew. Capish
Actually I happen to be quite an expert on Pintos
my axpurtees laiz in Neenoz an’ Santa-mareeoz. Wed maek a gud teem.
yeah…wit Pintos u has
to watches out fr teh
gas in teh rear…
…is potenshally
as-plosive
ya wanna know why these cars have a rear-window defroster?
it’s so you can keep your hands warm when ya gotta push the be-damned thing!
I fink I seez yer prollem, you got flop on der wiffle bar, praps iffen yo gib it a hitch betwix der wivver and de werx? Yo gotz fuel? Win wus lastime yo filly up?
O.K., let’s reed the manyuul
omg mule clean my house with me lol
needz moar poniez under teh hoodz.
I say the pony could be a better mechanic than most
mayB teh horsie haz teh cuoriosity…hope it turns owt beddar then when cat haz teh cuoriosity……