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but what da heck…it be caturday eve!!!!
lettuce lib a little!!!
Hai Punkin!! Happy tail to see yoo in teh – rather stranj taupe spot. Stranj nawt becuz of teh bare bear, but teh tiem!!
An a wonnderful commint it iz!!
Tho ai wud hesitate to start teh dansing fur this wun! Ai think we needz Romeow!!
tank u jck4k. its my not second not second comment.
da dans that comes to mind haz sumthing to du wif a pole….but im not going there!
mebbe sombodde givz you dollar billz for deh dans!
eyes tinking da give the dollar billz to NOT dans!
Dans for drinx,den ?????
Ai betz der iz a firemenz pole in teh naughty barn. We cud go watch teh firemenz slide down teh firepole.
OOOOHHH…..I needz a cold shower nao!
Firemenz be habbin teh waterhozes tu- U can take shower rite heer- it mite nawt be cold tho
heer dey come!
***fyrmenses voyce “sumwun playin wif matches aroun here?”***
Oh,yesh,mr.firemenzes….wuz me! I needz a good soakin !!!!
Well, sum wun iz definetlee playin wid fire!!!
Congratumalashuns, Punkin!
U barely maed it into teh nawt second place! To get teh top spot at an odd time iz eben bedder!
conga rats an 5 cheezburgerz, punkin pie!
JCH4K, wat wud maek u fink I waz dat kind ov kitteh?
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Oh rite – u hab teh pikshures.
Well, mebee I am dat kind ov kitteh.
Well – it DID sorta remind mee ov sumthing ai seem to remember seeing wuntime maybee!! LOL!
But dont feel bad. Punkin remembered mai pole danz, wehreai seemed to end uphanging upsidie-down – but FORCHUNATELEE Ai wuz waring teh fuzzee green nikers!!
The floof or teh fuzzee will sabe u!
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Our lives on heer r liek an open book – or page, fur awl to remind us uv, shud we get too beeg fur our nikers! Keeps us humble.
Sry, thiz iz super kreepeh
pedobear … wat?
Dis is mah fyrst tyme doing dis…
What ebbear u sai.
U iz goin to has a reputashion nao !!!
Juss not teh kynd of reputayshun i had howpd…
Wate till Yogi finds owt.
dat wuz a reell boo-boo!
about the pik-a-nik table danz-ing?
Jellystone Park — no longer a family getaway destinashun.
depends on just how one defines “family”
I nebber saw a taybull danse;
butt I saw a chair rock.
*cobbers fase, runns awahy*
yeah, rite—”a chair rock”; dat’s lame!
Eye saw a hause fly!
Wat be habin 4 wheals an flays?
A garbidge truk.
A bare in bears clothing
Iz new Bears Gawn Wyld video?
U gonna B in trubble whin dis goes on sale.
‘member da fyoochur employamaterz checks da faceboof ‘forw dey hirez you
Ur neber gonna werk in dis town agin.
But u can dates deh guboner uv Nu York!
U maik more munnies datin teh guboner dan u ebber wud at werk.
Mai Bear Escort Serbis- let me show u it for a berry large fee.
Iffs u no pay, u gets a bear paw across ur bare butt.
Oh wate…I guess I shud do sumpfin u DOAN liek.
ya know that masochist said to sadist?
beat me, beat me, bbeeaaaat mmmmeeee?!
the sadist replies “NNNNNNOOOOOOO”
Whip me wid whippee cream then?
yesh, before it sets-out too long
Dis be bare bear??
Yesh, it iz bare bear. Wuz kwite shocking tu see dis Grizzly pikshur on teh interwebs. It’s not a beary wholesome Kodiac moment.
I can’t bare to look.
Iz okay. We sendz u a Polar- roid.
@@@@@
Oso, taht’s how yur gonna be..
nice one
No habla espanol
Teh pikshures b artistic.
Dis iz nawt a trailer trash can bear.
We’ll just hav to grin an bare it!
ursus jus take a breath here
*grone*
Beary punny.
donut duz it LOLbear! U is mush beddur tahn taht!! U cud akt in reel mooveez! U donut needz to du pron!
Bear habs to support hims bad honey habit.
We kno hao dis iz gonna end.
He bee libbin in a bocks wit catnipz kitteh?
Dey wud b a mess…nip stuck to honey…honey stuck to floof…boff tryin to get monies for their gud looks, which they losted long long ago.
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Their onwee hope iz a reality show.
*shakes hed slowly*
Yesh, itz beary sad, indeed.
America’s Next Top Animal Addict.
Haz beary bad ratings.
Ahmerika’s Next Top Nommer…I fink teh bear iz gonna win.
oooooh-bear naked!
tyme fur teh nawty barn….
Hanna Montana tolds me to do it!
LOLZ!!!
Evrybuddy maykz mistaykz… Evrybuddy haz thoze daiz…
Teh bear beez nauty…
OOooo, dis Bear beez hawt!!!
*remofing furr koat*
“ahm 2 sexxy 4 my close, 2 sexxy…”
Hanna Mowntana, Windmill?
i do dis 2 pay fer college, k?
Nyoo colledj werk-studee program leaves sum students embearassed
Nyoo, r nyood? R bofe?
Bofe, apparentlee.
fuzzi wuzzi wuz a bayr
fuzzi wuzzi tooked off hayr
lukked n sed
wuts dat dayr?
If u nawt noe by nao I’m nawt gonna egg splayn it tu u
I doan spose u kno bout teh burds and teh bees either.
Didn’t they teech u nuffink in teh forest?
Dey ownly teech teddy bears how tu habs picnics in teh woods.
Safe pikniks, I hope.
Jus de Bare Necessitieez
Teh simpel bare necessitieez…..
Ai lubb Jungle Buk- Disney vershun!
Furgits ‘bowt yer wurrees adn yer stryf
Adn ur clothes apparentlee.
anb hopes dis dont gets back to de wife.
faw she takes it bery badleee…
Cubber shot ov Playbare Magazine.
Oh, teh kamera lubs u.
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Luk liek u reely want teh piknik basket.
OK, nao fink ov a beeg bowl ov honey.
Wurk it, bare.
Ai nawt going to print the pikshurz…….honest!!!
Dis goze wit “de chek iz in de mayl” duzzn it?
Or, “U gibs meh monies fur ur portfolio todai,
and I gibs u teh pikshurs next Toosdai – k?”
But Ai sells pikshurs tu PlayBare Magazine on Munday.
yeth, an i gladly (my cross-eyed bear) pay yoo Toosday 4 a Cheezburger 2day.
oh ai dred tew imajin teh fode owt…
*peeks fru floofie paws…
Bear bares awl.
It amyoozis me taht him/her hassa bellybutten.
Jenniffuurr, mebee dat’s nawt hims belleebutton.
Mebee hims is juss bary bary cold?
.
I finks I getted a spam message dat cud halp him.
*snert*
I getz dem 2.
Wut u getz?
Teh bary bary cold prawblem or teh spam message?
Oh, 3floofiekittehs, ur gettin beary purrrrrsonel wif MelONyx.
Sorrwy bout dat.
*Shuffles foot on ground and luks down blushingly*
Ai am ushually teh shy adn quiet type.
Nawt meanin tu step ober purrsonel boundries.
*Snerts quietly tu self while runnin awai*
Duz a bear strip in teh woods?
Ai think ai stepped in dat wun wunce.
Onlee if cheezpeeps r there to seez it!
So dey strips unner fallin trees?!
Iz dibbikult fur de species 2 sirvifes dat way, I wud fink.
(shld see wut I typd sted uv species furs tym. Mai Freudian slip, let me nawt shows yu it!)
But duz they makes a sound ???
ffft?
I wazzn’t there to heer it.
Dey maykz a sownd, but nobuddy iz der 2 heer dem screem… C:<
Wuzzit Steve Martin hoo used to ask “does teh Poap (ahem) in teh woods?”
Iz teh bear Catlick?
No,…is prezBEARtarian!
did teh Catlick teh bear?
Fruntman fur teh Bear Nekkid Laydeez.
Iff yoo goes out in teh woodz 2-day, yoo bedder naught go alone—
2daze teh day teh teddy bares hab there pik-nick!
Ai used tu hab dis sawng on a 45. Ai wud play it ober adn ober agin. Drove mai brudders crazy!
pic-nik tyme 4 teddy-barez,
teh liddle tedy bares R habbing
a lubby thyme 2-day.
Watch dem, ketch dem [in dare]
unnderwares…
Grate song, akchewally!
Kitkay! Where hav yoo been!!!?? Ai wuz about to list yoo in teh “missing peeple” post taht ai do about wunz a week!!
Ai am so glad to see yoo.
But reelee – where HAVE yoo bin?? did yoo see Mary O’s return hoam frum Peru partee? It’s on “basement cat” on teh 14th of May. Maus and Phillipe and cweenmj an lolcatburglar – awl spectacular. An it reelee felt laik a reel partee!
d’yoo belong to teh cheezfrenz. If nawt – yoo need to joyne. Taht way, it iz much arder fur yoo to get “lost.” Laik paws4thot.
O, fank-U, deer Jancan, 4 telling miii dat eye wuz Mist! I am glad 2 C yoo, to! {{{{{{{JC4K}}}}}}}} an ebbreybuddy!
I knot gode N E ware, unlyke Marwee-O, juss bizzy at home. My 2 bois had big mylestones last weak—-James gradutated frum collig (“now I R institushunalized” he sed) and Andey camed hoam teh same weak after beein goan 2 yeers 2 Ore-ee-gone. Wii is happy tail (where teh helk did that frase cum frum?), butt awlso, mommykitkay ben sick. Dat part beez boring. Storee ov my lyfe. Did sum reeding (Virginia Wolff) an sum ‘broydery 4 frens, an knot juss knot righting 4 a few daze. I did knot feel kreeativ or funny. did knot kno N E buddy wood notise!
Maus an Fill-up and kween shure throw a grate virchual partee . Berry fun and funny 2 reed dare commints, alwayz. I saw obber 500 hundert Komets dare!!! Hab red a few, tew. Welcum bak, sweet Mary O Pea!
And hai to awl cheez frens! U iz rite, I kneed 2 joy n cheezfrenz. {{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}}}
♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♪ Ai jes luuvs tihs saung ♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♪
oh, gawd. now I know where I heard that. The Rocketts have it as part of their christmas spectacular (thier words not mine).
seriously, earwurm time, arrrgh.
ooops my bad, it was Sesame Street, which is worse, 6′ tall muppets implanting the earwurm (shudders)
skinny dipping–
yer doing it rong!
Dere’s a bear!
Ware?
Ober Dere…
shood wii dare to stare?
he wares no hare…
which is qwite rare,
so eye doant care!
Dat maykz me shuddder
‘Cuz dats mai brudder O_O
Teddy, trying to brake free frum hims sordid past, started calling himselff Ted.
During teh dai, hims did allrite.
Butts, affer teh sun went down, and he had a cuple paws of honey, he was rite bak to Cuddly Wuddly.
Teh bear-o-matic pressure got to him, and he flipped out.
He got in a fite, and got teh stuffing beet out ov him.
“Alright fine, here’s my fur, just don’t kill me.”
bad taste baer iz tastelez
this r bad joke
Nair bear
forfeits fur
now no wear hair,
he bare &
u stare
that’s the logo for nude.hu
hehehehehe
Wowsers, iyts a teddie-BARE!!!!
Gess Ai beddur keap cloase wautch awn mai stuffeded aminule collekshun
dis bare has perfected the sheddingk ob der winter coat.
‘But I wuz yung an I needed the muney’
so wut kinda rug will der fotografer hab her pose provkatibly on in front ob a fire inna fyreplace?
Bear demonstrates the new groomin technique dats mush lest painful den der wax job.
and elektrololasis, 2! O_o
the bear bares all
Iz birfday soot bear.
http://shop.vermontteddybear.com/birthdaysuit.html
See?
Fur $79.95, dat bear had bedda do moar den juss taek off hims bear skin.
Ai haz seed Vermont Teddy Bears befoar; butt nebber liek tihs!!
Wowsers! Seamed liek suches a staid prauper New Ingland Kumpanee!
(Gess iyt jes goez tu show; yuu nebber knoe wut ebben stuffdt aminule stoars ar gunna sells! –Jes doan buys iyt foar yuur fiev yeer awld!)
Blez yur hart K`shandra!! I wuz luuking everwar 4 teh nekid bear! I must bys him 4 mah hubbi!!1!
dis remynd me uv facts o’ lyfe epysode wen Tooteee poased foar newd pikshers!
This is tacky for a family site – Low cheeseburger rating for you!
mai famblee r pervertz, ai gess
he said it was for his fotografee class, but i noes dere wuz no film in teh camera.
OMG PEDO BEAR IS BEING PEDO
Short storee..
Algy met a bare
Teh bare wuz bulgee
Teh bulge wuz Algy!
Fuzzee Wuzzee wuz a bare
Fuzzee Wuzzee lost hiz hare
Fuzzee Wuzzee wuzzint fuzzee………Wuzzee????
tewtally hangz wif O’ Hainnah Nomtana and myleleleleeeeee cyrus
teh maispace paej iz scandaliss
Sellepretty luk-alykz…
OMGWTFBBQBACON! that’s wrong O_O
Artist’s Model: A bare unsuited for itz work.
yippee!!/zippee!! Nyce tew seez yu… Ware haz U bin???
I don’t no y but he reminds me of Justin timberlake wakin n puttin on his clothes, only in furry form.
Cuddly PETA activist
Mai postz not showin up agin…
??????????????
Y mai udder postz not show?