-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous Iz still happycat | Yewd be sad 2, Next »
…is it dead?
» 150 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
plasticfroggy on Cheezburger Is Getting a … annipuss on Challenge Accepted Nennepus on Challenge Accepted 'Niser on Challenge Accepted plasticfroggy on Cheezburger Is Getting a … Nennepus on Challenge Accepted annipuss on Challenge Accepted Catladeee on Challenge Accepted Catladeee on Challenge Accepted Catladeee on Challenge Accepted susannah1 on Challenge Accepted siobhan on My parents did it catena on Challenge Accepted annipuss on Challenge Accepted Calico325 on VIDEO: Nylah Sleeps Every… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
The wheels
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Battery Life Down to 11%
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Tub Regrets
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
GOZLINGZ
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Camouflage Cuddles
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
It's An Old Story
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
McFuhrer
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
Seafood in Paris
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
NEVER GIVE UP
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
Johnny Galecki + Sara Gilbert Totally Looks Like Skrillex
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Solid Gold Sparrow
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Half of My Heart
Noes, iyt nawt bees ded; iys veree muches alibe!!!Wautchitt!!!
Concatulaychunz CKK!! wut wii hab for drinkz dis fine caturday morning?!?!?!
Ai wil hav a chokomalit martooni (oar 2); adn a nyse Strauss waltzz!!
Wut a luvelee way 2 start deh day.
*Pourz deh martooneez,
.
Cheez!
.
*Puts deh Strawss on deh Victrolla.
*1 ,2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 . . .
*Twirlz arownd deh ruum wyle taking sipz uv deh martoonee.
Wowsers!!! tihs bees soe muches funses!!! lettuce twirlz summoar and crank up teh Victrolla foar a launger waltzz!!!!
*crank, crank, crank!
*sip, sip, sip,
*twirl, twirl, twirl.
*crank, sip, twirl!
*crank, sip, twirl!
*crank, sip, twirl!
*twank, crip, sirl!
*twank, crip, sirl!
*twank, crip, sirl!
wow the catz r loling
Boi, dose ‘Turn ov teh Censhurry’ peeps rlly knoed haow tu hav funses!!!!!!
Heer yoo go – ai brawt teh mewsik. Doo we awl luk laek these ballerinas, coo you thingk??
This iz waht yoo heer coming aut ov teh Victrola!
Teh Blooo Danyoob!! Johann Strauss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTqlLKBKFhg
This iz waht yoo heer coming aut ov teh Victrola!
An waht yoo see is – U!???
I didn’t understand a FREAKING word you just said. Oh, and thanks for taking my username.
*pounce!!*
Kitteh’s eers bees awl flattined bak; muste bees a rlly skeery maunster!!!!
im sry…i’ll nevr doo it agin.
No leedle kitteh, iz ok.
kitteh use ur poysin power on it!
poysin powar actibated.
Iz orinj, ob coarse.
iz reely reely orinj. must be reely reely poyson.
NOE, IZ NAWT DED!!!! GET IN TEH CAR!!!!!
Dey nebber get in deh car…..dey always stick around for deh monster to gets them…iz how all horror moviez wurk !!
(Ai noe… butt joo gawtz to sai it…)
Dats becawse teh dumb gurls go to spooky camp wearin high heel sandals.
Den tries tu be runnin in dem… fallz, spraynes ankuls, gets killed.
And no matter how slows the monstuh/killuh iz movun,he always catches dem!
Adn tehy awlawiz open teh door… tehy shuud NEBER open teh door…
DONUT GOES DOWN INNA BASEMINT!!!!!11!
chh chh chh chh ah ah ah ah…
… wut wuz taht scurry noize? I dunno, lets get nekkerz n sas teh sexorz. What, right here in da scurry forrest while r friendz is missin? ya dat seemz like a good idea.
I HAYTZ the chh chh chh ah ah ah moozic……could nawt sleep for weeks after seein dat moovie!
Many years ago wen muh son wuz 18 we went campin on an island. Esther an I had our tent on one site an he had his on annudder site nearby. One night after campfyre and after bedtime, Esther an I were havin a snorgle wen we herd the ‘ch ch ch hah hah hah’ and an eeery scrichy soun onna side of our tent. Muh son wus on his way to latreen an decided to give us a scare making the sounz and rubbin a branch onna tent. VERY effective wet blanket to throw on an udderwize hot moment. Nekks day nuffin wuz sed but he smyled at us a lot – kwite pleezed wif hisseff.
u wuz hankypankyin in teh woodz? din’t u learn teh moral uv teh movee?
And how come the scary monster never shows up until the girls have stripped down to their sexy undies?
Skerry munstr iz alreddy dere — watchin frum da booshiz — he jus waytin 4 dem 2 tayk dere cloze off b4 he komz owt …..
Munstrz nawt stoopid….
Iys troo!!! Pluss dere muste bees a LAWT ov Screeming and Yellyng!!!!!
don’t open that door!!! don’t go downstares!! dey always duz dat stoopi stuffs tew!! (Me I hide unner da cubbers………. or I GET IN THE CAR!!!)
I tinks iz just esploded… KEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTT! *SPLORT!!11!*
OK ptrance;
Sweepey, sweepey alla teh braynes inna pyle adn dump iyntu hed;
Uuse libral mounts of duckee taipe adn sekure hed fyrmley;
Geyt bof 50′s bavving cap and CHRG wdoi adn puttem boff awn at saime tiem;
Finde sawftee floofee blankee wif kitteh prynt adn puul up tu ptrance’s chin;
Maike chokalamit (hot) adn gibb iyt wif chokalamit possums to pt. Whhhww. Dun!
*sines in on otter compewter*
okayz, hear i yam. Wot? you dint call me?
ai figgered yew wuz bizzee posing 4 yr advertizemint for EasySpirit……above onna rite! lubbly pikshur of yew
Oe, deer. *runz ober wif CCC*
Joo hoed still 4 a minnit…
*skuupityskuupityskuup*
“ssss…plorp!*
*tukatukatuka*
.
Nao…. wearz the dukky tayp?….. dukky tayp? DUKKY TAYPE!!?!??!
.
OHNOES! The CCC iz aowt ob teh dukky taype!!
*Stands here & hoalds braymes in*
Iys OK, woozled: Ai goddit; Ebbereefing awrite naow!!!!
*Whew!* iz a good fing joo iz a fasturr typerer tahn meh!
Taht’s soe funneh! Ai alwaise fink ov maiseylfe azza slowe typerer;
Butt Ai gess becuz Ai hadda tipe onna pyooter at wurk, Ai muste bees fasture tahn Ai fink Ai yam!!!
no dukky tayp, has gaff tape, stagehands use muches gaff tape
*seez Ptrance fawl.
Uh-oh. Bedder get teh CCC.
*Waltzez ober wif bruumz adn blankeez flyin awl ober teh plais.
*Skuup, 2, 3. Skuup, 2, 3.
*getz awl deh braynez adn tukkingz dem bak in deh hed wyle still waltzing
.
Dere ya go, u b feelin bedder soon. *1, 2, 3 unner bref*
Less jes putting dis CHRG on u.
*Taype 2, 3,
*Tukz ptrance awl snug in a blankee.
Tuk 2, 3,
Heerz a chokklit possum 2, 3 and a chokklit martoonee. 2, 3
*Waltzez off
Nawt just owr lubblee qween, but owr waltzing, rescyooing lublee qween!!!
Yesh; and hers bees iyn hers bubblol naow, tuu!!!!
awl hale teh cween!
r we doin teh victoriun era todey? ai luvs teh dresses, teh chivalree, teh romans, but moast uv awl, teh 10 foot dresses…
…
kin ai has a teeara todey? prittee pleez?
Yes u can has teeara.
wif streeming liddul ribbunz flowing frum deh bak uv it. Awl differnt kullurz sparkling in deh sunshinez.
Ai’ll bee ware-in ribbinz daon mah bak—-tihs sommerrrrrr…
Duz awl kittehs lykes teh musical mubees?
Me no leik the spiderz!!!!
Ron Weezley kitteh sez ” spyderz wantz mii to tapp danse! i no wanna tapp tanse!”
Hairy Pawter kitteh sez ” yew tell thoze spyderz, ron!”
Ron kitteh sez “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
Better swat it again, Kit! Ya can’t be too carefull with these things!
Oh, and remember- If ya take Prizoners, ya just gotta feed, house, and take care of them!
But itz mostly ded. Will be ded bi tumorrow.
Ai’m nawt ded.
Yes u are.
No ai’m nawt….
Eim felling better !!!!!
think ay’ll go fur a liddle walk..
**makes face at soldier….soldier bonks deh head**
Bring out yer dead!
A walk in teh forust of teh knites dat say “ni”?
Bring me…….a SHRUBBERY!!
See Roger the shrubber.
nicht!
*nao, shhh*
Wee r nao longur teh nites hoo sai “Ni” — wee r nao teh nites hoo sai “Ekee ekee ekee ekee p-kayng zoop boyng zowee zooo”
Miracle Manx can cure him
Iz knot dead – iz only resting.
an pining fer teh feeordz…..
opposabul skwares!!
Can u spare a skware?
Sowy, I doan hab a skware to spare.
U kan haz myne — awl dey gayve me wuz dis lowzee skwayre …
um……(thinks, thinks some more)…..ah, but elegant is it’s simplicity
waol nao, i gess dat maykz sints …. I b simpl, sew i gess it b fittin 4 me
Ai knoes!!! Kitteh bees rlly muches upseytt bowt sumefing!!!!
Kitteh iz bout to get teh Rooby Red Slippers!
Dis looks leik mah kittehs fayce at the vets deh udder day!
Did himz curiousity kill the kitteh?
Tune in next week to watch the chronicles of the poizon kittun
… he’s dead Jim
Dammit,Jim….I’m a doktur !!!!
Den logicully, u be teh bes wun to investigate de sitooation
“V” split fingr saloot
My, you HAZ gone where no manz haz gone be4 !!!
akshully where no kitteh haz gone before
dat wud be, were no Manx haz gon befoar?
I tink Spot got dere, but he hadda wait 4 da next generashun. He was ginger kitteh too, I tink.
LLAP
otay, ai bytes! LLAP? yew gettin triky after yr whilllld trabels
nebbermynd………….. figgered itawt……….. eben dough aim not a trekkie.
Otai, ai AMM a Trekkie, butt ai has a stoopie. LLAP???
“liv looong and pros purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”
LLAP = La Luz Ate Pie!
Oh, teh whirled iz nawt revolving round mah kittehs?
*walks off embarassed*
Reely good piktior
Prepayr for……Teh butt wiggul ob doom!
Oh noez….nawt deh butt wiggul! SSSPPPLORTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Deh butt wiggul getz me ebbery tyme!
nobuddee xpecks teh butwiggul ob doom!
Oh deers! Ai neber ekspekted Taht to happen!
Cweenmj, plees to be twurlin an swurlin ober heer wiv yeh ccc!
Awl deh waltzing werked up deh appetite so I wenting fer brefuss. Ifloting bak noaw and seeing deh moar splortzez. Shuda ben spekting it. But I wuz spekting deh spanglish inkwizzishun.
*rowndz up deh CCC.
Gud ting it b well stawkkt.
* in tyme 2 deh musikz uv deh Bloo Danubez noaw,
* ♪ sweepee up deh braynez.
* ♪ tuk em in deh hed.
* ♪ Putzing on deh CHRG
* ♪ Tay ping it up.
* ♪ Heer b deh blankee,
* ♪ And a chokkeelit.
* Cween flotez away, still hummingz teh Bloo Danubez.
Nobudde spekts teh inkwizzishun !
And thaynx for teh help,cweenmj !
I mayd u a kookee, but I kilded it??
kilded cookee iz bedder dan no cookee at awl!
Mai junk fud addicshun- let me show u it.
iz cute kittay
RUN, Kitt’n, RUN!!! Teh rochies kan fli!!! I haf seed dem in Nu Orleens!!
dis pic meminds mi ob mau twa bebekittahs playin owtside one dai. won stuk hiis liddl paw daon a hole..got snakebit. ofer bebekittah luks at him, den sticks his paw soan teh saem hole..gets snakbit two! Waz buzy dai fir teh veternarion !!
Rochies bad and plenteefuls… espeshully in Nu Orleens! I was in teh Quartermaster delii havin a sammich and a rochie scurrid out frm under teh coffee pot! I wuz detrmined to be nawt tourist and nawt screem so I smaked the counter and he scurrid back under, but must say sammich was not so grate akshually, after that. o.o
poke it wif a stik!
no yu poke it wif a stik!
AHHHHH! it moved! shoot it! shoot it naow! *skweelin an jumpin*
izzit ded yet?
…
ai luv teh 12 yer old boiz, alweyz thinks tehyre so tuff. they skreem bettr dan teh girls to.
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
hydez undurr t3h bedd sheetz 2
ekkskayp Toe Mawnsturr
Coodz awllso beez meenz
Clawzett oarz eebill Undurr
T3h Bedd Mawnsturrz
Eevurr wayz, Liddill
Ornjj Kitteh iz sayff untillz
Prittee Wun fyndz herz!
Jack.
elebenty burgrz fr Jak!
Is teh snayke gawn, Dochtor Jones? Kitteh_Cat_Celia no want snaykes!
Y duz it have 2 b snaykez?? I hate snaykez!!!!
Veery dngeros! U go firs, Indee!
M R nawt snaykz
O S A R
C M lawng taylz
C M EDBD eyez
L I B! M R snaykz
C M forked tungz
.
O! M R polytishunz.
I seen uh reelee grate joak buk at teh stoar teh utter dai — wuz cawlded “lawyerz n utter reptylz”
*Jumps atop a bed* Where snaykez!?
dis looks lyke teh ‘r dey gon yet?’ fayse dat Ai mayks wen teh skayree monsterz com on teh skreen, en Ai hydez mai fayse in teh blankit until sumwun sez ‘iz sayf, u ken look naow!’
Teh OENLEE wai to wotch Dokter Hoo!
ai preferz torchwood…
Yeah, cute, nice, awesome. That’s all I have to say about that.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESHUS!!!!1!!
Ceiling Cat’s kitten has attacked Basement Cat, and killed him! Ceiling Cat’s friends have nothing to worry about anymore, while going down into basement to get to the litterbox. All that they will hear is the spirit of Basement Cat, and the scuttles of mice and rats.
Otehrwise, cute kitteh!
Ambercat, I watch teh Dokter Hoo 2!
Yesh, kitteh, is safe to comez out now.
*Kitteh creeps out. Doctorcat, waring baving cap wif CHRG and wetsuit in case of full-body splort, snatches kitteh*
HAHA! Now I snorgles U! Take dat fur makin all deese peepls hedz splort!
*snorgle, snorgle, smoo, smoo*
“full body splort”!!! ROFLPIMP!!!
HEY!! Werdpress ated my lolz!!!!
I try agin.
Datz bedder! Hmp.
*wawkz off muttering bout stoopee pooterz.
*grshn blnstr mrupled errgllnd frenzul prssg!!!
Yeah. Wut YOO sed.
Ai haz a lol 4 u dis iz from me son.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1106384
click me name and c me son’s lol
He’s adorabul!
An so’s teh kid hoeldin him *snerk*
dis r hour sun wen himz 3 yrs auld. he r heddin 4 kinnrgartin nxt yr nd will b five on june 26. hee r big! awlsew hour dodder wil bee ate on aug 16. nxt yr seh will be inna thrd graed. bofe kids in skool…..sleepz i haz dem…..
heer r a pic of hour sweet bebes.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1165305
u may hafta copee n payst i sawryy if u duz. its werf it, doh!!!!
careful ob deh splorts!!!
werd pretsl ated mai commint!!!! RRRRRR!!!!!!!
neways if u klikee mai naym u will see a pic ub hour sweet bebes!!!!
careful ob teh splorts!!! dey r awfulyy precious (tew us neways)
Yesh, tehy ar rlly sweetie adn dorable bebbehs!!!
Tehms reemyndes meh ov mai boi and gurl at taht aigel: soe kyuoote!
Njoy tehm naow, becuz befoar yuu knoe iyt, yuu turns aroun adn tehy bees awl groweded up.
Tehn yuu wil rlly treshure teh pikshures yuu tooked ov tehm naow–
Soe, taike LOTSA pikshures!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥CKK
ai will taek lotsa pics!!!! we haz menny moar 2.
Yeah, it ded. I iz too. Killd by deh kyoot.
But doan worii, tiniikittun, ai wil snorgle an purrteckyu.
Doan be skeert, bebeh, I will pik it up wif a papur towul an taek it owtside. If you wants, yu can bump yr sweetie littul hed under mah arm till yu feels bravur.
Awwwww……
But no can has eet fingurz?
‘It’s dead, Jim…”
whole lotta nice pictures of cat here! i love it!
Feel the cuteness man!
Dis kitteh lukz liek it b part Skottish Fowld. Sept 4 da kolur, kittehz fays lukz jess liek a haf-Skottish Fowld I yoosta haz. Mai kitteh wuz silvur klassik tabbee, wile dis wun b ornj makrul tabbee. Bowf r KYOOT as kin b! Nawt minnee fingz kyootr den Skottish Fowld kittehz…..
nice kitty with big eyes
look at that face
AWWWWW!!!!! he is soooo cute!!!