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Yewd be sad 2, ifs yew hadz a Bownty on UR hed.

iz betteh den havin a kitteh on ur hed.

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Friday, May 16th, 2008 at 9:00 pm.

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  1. shadow says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:01 am

    oh hia

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    • cweenmj says:
      May 17, 2008 at 8:12 am

      Yay!! Shadow!! Dis b ur *wispurz* furst nawt-sekkund?!?!?!
      I duz dans uv joi 4 u!
      *Dans, dans, dans,
      *Skipitee dans, twirlee, twirl, dans!!

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      • shadow says:
        May 17, 2008 at 8:17 am

        this is my second time being first Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary

        6:00 am – At last! I Go Pee!
        My favorite thing!

        8:00 am – Dog food!
        My favorite thing!

        9:30 am – A car ride!
        My favorite thing!

        9:40 am – A walk in the park!
        My favorite thing!

        10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted!
        My favorite thing!

        12:00 pm – Lunch!
        My favorite thing!

        1:00 pm – Played in the yard!
        My favorite thing!

        3:00 pm – Wagged my tail!
        My favorite thing!

        5:00 pm – Milk bones!
        My favorite thing!

        6:00 pm – They’re home!
        My favorite thing!

        7:00 pm – Got to play ball!
        My favorite thing!

        8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people!
        My favorite thing!

        11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed!
        My favorite thing!
        ________________________________

        Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary

        Day 983 of my captivity.

        My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

        They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

        The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
        In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

        Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!

        There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

        Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

        I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

        The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

        The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe —for now . . .

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        • Amri says:
          May 17, 2008 at 9:20 am

          oh, wow, thats too funny!!! i like the cat best. i also like how every dog entry has ‘my favorite thing!’after the other words.

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      • idansdansdans says:
        May 17, 2008 at 2:54 pm

        Yu rang??? :smile:

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  2. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:02 am

    Iz quikker pikkerupper.

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  3. shadow says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:03 am

    Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary

    6:00 am – At last! I Go Pee!
    My favorite thing!

    8:00 am – Dog food!
    My favorite thing!

    9:30 am – A car ride!
    My favorite thing!

    9:40 am – A walk in the park!
    My favorite thing!

    10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted!
    My favorite thing!

    12:00 pm – Lunch!
    My favorite thing!

    1:00 pm – Played in the yard!
    My favorite thing!

    3:00 pm – Wagged my tail!
    My favorite thing!

    5:00 pm – Milk bones!
    My favorite thing!

    6:00 pm – They’re home!
    My favorite thing!

    7:00 pm – Got to play ball!
    My favorite thing!

    8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people!
    My favorite thing!

    11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed!
    My favorite thing!
    ________________________________

    Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary

    Day 983 of my captivity.

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
    In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

    The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

    The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe —for now . . .

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  4. lolcatburglar says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:03 am

    Itz teh quicker loller-upper.

    Reply
  5. Kitteh_Cat_Celia says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:04 am

    Reason number 10 to hayte mah hooman!

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  6. shadow says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Hay Dr.Tinycat look what I posted!

    Reply
  7. BGee says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Aaargh matey! Dar be mutiny unter teh bounty.

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  8. Ambercat says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Nah, Bownty is choklit awn teh owtsyd an cococococococonut awn teh insyd

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  9. Kitteh_Cat_Celia says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:10 am

    Dis isnt choklit bunni! They liez to meh!

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  10. doctorcat says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:18 am

    Napoleon Kitteh sez

    Able was I ere I saw Elba.

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  11. tidmum says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Hansum Kitteh
    almoast as Hansum as Iaon Gruffud in ‘Hornblower’

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  12. rodney dill says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:31 am

    ♬
    “My gallant crew, good morning!”
    “Sir, good morning!”
    “I hope you’re all quite well.”
    “Quite well; and you, sir?”
    “I am in reasonable health, and happy
    To meet you all once more.”
    “You do us proud, sir!
    ♬

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    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      May 17, 2008 at 9:00 am

      ♬
      I am the Captain of the Pinafore!
      “And a right good captain, too!”
      “You’re very, very good,
      And be it understood,
      I command a right good crew.”
      “We’re very, very good,
      And be it understood,
      He commands a right good crew.”
      “Though related to a peer,
      I can hand, reef, and steer,
      And ship a selvagee;
      I am never known to quail
      At the fury of a gale,
      And I’m never, never sick at sea!”
      “What, never?”
      “No, never!”
      “What, never?”
      “Hardly ever!”
      “He’s hardly ever sick at sea!
      Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
      For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!
      Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
      For the Captain of the Pinafore!”
      ♬

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      • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:
        May 17, 2008 at 9:49 am

        When I was a lad I served a term
        As office boy to an Attorney’s firm.
        I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
        And I polished up the handle of the big front door.
        I polished up that handle so carefullee
        That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navy!

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        • cweenmj says:
          May 17, 2008 at 10:12 am

          *sownd uv floofie pawz!! Whistulz!! Cheeringz!! *
          *Cweenfetti trown awl ober deh stage adn deh orkestree pit.*
          ٣ ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+  ▫•٨∞▫*• ﻳ •‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞
          ﻳ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+  ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨
          ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ
          ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+
          ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤  ﻳ •
          ‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж
          ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ  ▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ ж ٣
          SAMS adn Janet now standing in pile uf cweenfettiz wif bitz and bobz in dere hair adn on dere clozez. :-)

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          • cweenmj says:
            May 17, 2008 at 10:14 am

            Rodneyz so burryd u can’t eben seeing him. ;-)

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            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
              May 17, 2008 at 11:14 am

              ♬SAM and Janet evening. . .♬ :oops:

              Ai MEEN – SAMS an Janet dig Rodney out ov teh cweenfetti! Tehy lift hims to hiz feet,
              an awl joyne hans an come forward togedder an bow. *much cweenfetti fawls to the floor*

              Tehy smile at wun anudder – tehn to teh audience – wun moar bow. *moar cweenfetti fawling laik snow*

              Teht step bak – teh curtain cloezes.

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              • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:
                May 17, 2008 at 11:16 am

                awww I miss my hi skool daze. I hazzunt sang on stage in over a dekade :(

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              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
                May 17, 2008 at 11:28 am

                *Teh curtains part* *Janet steps aut – followeded bai SAMS an Rodney*

                *Janet steps forwrd*

                Deer Frenz. We wud laik to dedicayte ar purrrfurmintz tonite to Tidmum an hur Famblee in memoree ov their deer kitteh Fifi, aka Tippex. Fifi browt much joi to her famblee an frenz an tehy will hold her in their harts furebber.

                *SAMS brings Tidmum up awn teh staj*

                *Rodney steps forward wif hyooj boukay ov lilacs and gives tehm to Tidmum*

                Deer Tidmum. These ar frum awl ov us fur yoo. Az a token ov ar esteem fur yoo, yur famblee an yur kittehs..

                *awl hug Tidmum* *teh audience rises to thier feet an applawds loudlee fur Tiemum*

                *Teh curtain opens a bit moar. SAMS, Janet, Tidmum an Rodney go throo teh curtain.

                It cloases slowlee.

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                • eeckthecat says:
                  May 17, 2008 at 11:33 am

                  Dat wuz purrfect,Janet….cannot think uv a better tribute.

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                • tidmum says:
                  May 17, 2008 at 12:04 pm

                  *sobbing wildly*
                  Fankyoo awl sooo mush for yaw wunnerful lub an kaer to Mah Fambly an I.
                  Dis is teh sweetest fing ebba!!
                  Fifi/ Tippex wuz soo beeyoutiful an we will miss her terribly.
                  But,nao,wenebber I fink ob her, I will amember dis fabyooluss Tribute
                  taht mah Deer Deer Cheezfrenz hab paid in her Honner.
                  Teh scent ob Lilac will evoke memmeries ob Fifi an we shall smile an feel grate lub for our departed Kitteh.
                  *Tidmum an Fambly raise a glass to awl the Lubbing an caring Cheezfrens an say”To Fifi an awl teh Hart Kittehs an lubbed ones.May Teh Meadow ob Princess Mu be yaw happy hunting ground to Eternity and beyond. Till we meet agen.” *

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                • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:
                  May 17, 2008 at 12:10 pm

                  aww… now I wanna sing dis song (only, about two octaves down)
                  youtube.com/watch?v=JPlIaym3GNU

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              • cweenmj says:
                May 17, 2008 at 11:31 am

                LOL — SAM and Janet eebning –LOL

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        • idansdansdans says:
          May 17, 2008 at 1:55 pm

          * And now he is the ruler of the queens nayyvee!!*

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      • DavecanhasDrTinycat says:
        May 17, 2008 at 10:48 am

        I dint knowed you cud sing, Janet! [clap, clap]

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        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
          May 17, 2008 at 11:30 am

          Oh DavechDTc!! Yoo ar teh silleh. But tahnk yoo!

          *wispurrs to Dave* ai wuz an opera singer wunz upawn a tiem. ;)

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          • DavecanhasDrTinycat says:
            May 17, 2008 at 5:30 pm

            Sing us a opera!

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            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
              May 17, 2008 at 11:26 pm

              Realee?? OK! :D Ai will show yoo teh aria frum “Gianni Schicchi.” it was teh first (sort of) role ai sang in fullee stajed purrduckshun wif orchestra – at teh University of Michigan. Ai wuz just 20 tehn! :D
              THE STORY
              Buoso Donati has died and Rinuccio asks his aunt Zita, now head of the family, for permission to marry Lauretta, the daughter of Gianni Schcchi, providing the terms of Buoso’s will are favourable. Lauretta pleads with her father to allow the marriage to take place, saying if she cannot marry Rinuccio she will go to the Ponte Vecchio and throw herself into the river Arno. After much subterfuge, all is resolved and the lovers are free to declare their love for each other and marry.

              Ai am Lauretta.

              O mio babbino caro,
              mi piace è bello, bello;
              vo’andare in Porta Rossa
              a comperar l’anello!
              Sì, sì, ci voglio andare!
              e se l’amassi indarno,
              andrei sul Ponte Vecchio,
              ma per buttarmi in Arno!
              Mi struggo e mi tormento!
              O Dio, vorrei morir!

              Babbo, pietà, pietà!
              Babbo, pietà, pietà!

              Callas Paris 1965
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGrPwV8JFVs&feature=related
              (ai am NOT Maria Callas ;) – but this is what the aria sounds like!!)

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              • Ambercat says:
                May 17, 2008 at 11:43 pm

                Ai do lyk a bit ob Callas awn a Sunnydai mornin! Storee-tym: Wen Ai was teechin teh Feeayter Studdees, Ai had a verree smawl class so we yuse to do teh feeayter trips in mai car. Ai most orften had teh raydeeo awn teh Classical stayshun an wud sing alawng to teh wuns Au knu ( Ai sai “knu”, Ai kno teh tyoons, but nawt teh werds, cos tehy R moestlee in Forin). Tihs, an kwite a bit ob Madam Flutterbai, were amongst thoes Ai singed – to teh undyin memry ob mai stoodents! tehy still tork abowt mai singing teh oprah awn teh wai to teh feeayter; a dubbul kulchral ekspeereeans!

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                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
                  May 18, 2008 at 12:00 am

                  Gud morning!!! fur mee, eneway. Ai am looking aut teh window to teh Eest – big field and then far bak teh naybors barn wif a tall tree silhouette to teh rite – an teh teh jaus.
                  Behine teh barn iz a woods – verree prittee. It’s starting to show pink wif teh pail bloo above. Teh sun hasn’t maed it yet!!

                  So – ai ar now luking to teh North eest – an – O hai!!! ai see yoo nao! :D
                  *waves to Ambercat*

                  Taht iz a grate storee!!! Do yoo still sing it?? Ai’ll just bet yur stoodents just LUVED it!! Indeed, ai’ll bet yur stoodents just luved YOO!! Laik Phillipe – a bit ov hyoomor in teh klassrume maeks going to skool reelee fun!

                  Ai’m fetching mai cawfee nao – havn’t had ene yet!! But mai ayea ar open!

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    • shaungrl says:
      May 17, 2008 at 10:34 am

      I am the very model of a modern major-general, I’ve information vegetable, cheeze, burger and mineral…

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  13. rodney dill says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:35 am

    Napolean Kitteh has paw tucked in

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  14. jmuhj says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:47 am

    …sew bii smahrt. Alwez mek yur hoomanz bii junerik.

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  15. 3floofiekittehs says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:47 am

    Dis nawt mai sad fayse. DIS MAI ANGREE FAYSE.
    Peepz nawt liek me when ai’m angree

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  16. jmuhj says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:47 am

    …oar iff teh doan, yew kan alwuz MOOTINII.

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  17. CheshireKittehKat says:
    May 17, 2008 at 8:51 am

    Kitteh iys gunna caul iyn Wylford Brymley kitteh frum teh ovver poast;

    Tehy wil tehn prohseed tu straiten aowt teh peep taht hyumeeliated Bountee kitteh iyn suches a degraiedyng wai;

    Haow wil tehy duz tihs ?:

    Tehy wil cuntakt Libertee Mutuual Isnurince Cumpanee tu obtayin vydeeohs ov LMIC’s kummershuals;

    Tehn tehy wil sekurelee ties up offendyng hyuoomin tu a chayre adn plai helf isnurince kummershuals tu hims non-staup foar 24 hourses;

    Iyf dere bees enneefing lefted ov peep at taht tiem, tehn tehy wil let hims goe. :wink:

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  18. Nala says:
    May 17, 2008 at 9:06 am

    O mahn, kitteh maek meez hav song in mah hed

    its mah partee an il kry if i wun 2
    kry if i wun 2
    kry if i wun 2
    yoo wud kry 2 if it hapind 2 u!

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  19. tidmum says:
    May 17, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Ohai Cheezfrenz.
    .
    OT
    I had some very sad news today. :cry:
    .
    My family cat ,Fifi ,aka Tippex (white tail tip on jet black cat), fell in to the neighbours waterbutt and drowned this afternoon. She was 18 years old, but had the cattitude of a kitten.
    My Parents, Family and I are devastated, as you can imagine.
    Fifi, Seven and Louella were sisters-we took all 3 home because we couldn’t leave one wailing in the pet shop!! Seven is the only sister left now.
    Clawed, Fifi’s brudder from anudder mudder, doesn’t have an ‘Us’now,which is very sad. They lived in somewhat splendour in the Penthouse Suite my Dad built them on top of the shed,under the apple tree branches.
    When I saw her a few days ago,she was lounging amongst the Apple blossom looking like the Queen of The May. A happy memory I shall treasure always.
    Thank CC for the Princess Mu Meadow. I can see her again. Louella is already there for her to play with,along with all the other Kittehs and loved ones.
    .
    I am sure all of you are already very careful about Kitteh safety,but I just want to ask all of you to check your Waterbutts and make sure they have a lid on them. If another Kitteh can be prevented from this tragic end,then It is a lesson learned.
    My Parents Neighbour must be feeling dreadful tonight.
    .

    I can has a Martoonie an possum shayped chokklit from the CCC plz?

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    • Ambercat says:
      May 17, 2008 at 9:08 am

      Heer, has teh hoel pitcher! Ai tinks yu need it – an teh choklit waggun is juss bakkin up to yur haus…

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      • luvscatsVA says:
        May 17, 2008 at 3:40 pm

        so sorry Tidmum- made me cry for your loss- ai like to think of all our floofie friends ho have gone over the bribge in the Princess Mu meado- I think e ill see them all again! {{{Tidmum}}}

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        • idansdansdans says:
          May 17, 2008 at 5:47 pm

          Deer tidmum, I 2 hav manee frenz wayting 4 meh at teh rainbow bridge…as dew most uv us heer.
          Heer’s teh pome taht givs us hope an where we awl will see owr bebehs agin sumdai. I hope it givs yu sum comfort too.
          {{{{{tidmum}}}}}
          .
          Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
          When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

          All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
          They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

          You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

          Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….

          Author unknown…

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          • tidmum says:
            May 18, 2008 at 3:16 am

            Ohai idansdansdans,
            That iz teh moast beeyootimuss pome.
            Fankyoo soo mush faw sharin it heer.
            I knoes dat we will awl see ower lubbed ones agen wun day an I ar berree glad dat this is teh playce dat we will awl be joined togedder faw awl eternitee.
            Beeyotifull.

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            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
              May 18, 2008 at 3:22 am

              *glump* Nao ai haz teh teerz in mai aies awl ober again!!

              Morning, tidmum. Ai hoep yoo hav recovered a bit frum teh shock frum yesterday.
              Mai! Waht a sad thing to happen.

              But – waht iz a water butt?? Obviouslee – sumthing wif water innit – taht shud be covered. Butt what iz it uzed for??

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              • tidmum says:
                May 18, 2008 at 3:57 am

                Ohai Janet,
                I haz still got teh teerz ,but I feel so comforted by mah wunnerful cheezfrenz.
                .
                A Waterbutt is used in teh garden to collect the rainwater that runs off the roof of the house or shed etc.
                Iz good fer teh plants an helps to conserve Water.Cormsidereing that TTI haz a hosepipe ban every summer,is helpin to water the garden.
                Yep.Wiv awl teh rain we has heer,the summer time brings a ban on use of hoses for gardening and carwashing etc.

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    • Duffy says:
      May 17, 2008 at 9:08 am

      {{{{{{{{tidmum}}}}}}}} plus hedbumps from mah Max an Simon.

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    • lolcatburglar says:
      May 17, 2008 at 9:10 am

      Oh, Tidmum, that is so sad. Condolences to u and ur fambly, including Clawed.

      But at least Fifi went wif her boots on, so to speak!

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    • jamamakitty says:
      May 17, 2008 at 9:43 am

      {{{{{tidmum}}}}} i has a big sad 4 yew!!

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    • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:
      May 17, 2008 at 9:52 am

      {{{{{tidmum}}}}} omg so sad :(

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    • CheshireKittehKat says:
      May 17, 2008 at 10:04 am

      Soe sorree Tidmum foar yuu adn yuur famblee; wut a sad storee!!!!

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    • BGee says:
      May 17, 2008 at 10:05 am

      So sry tidmum. At 18 Fifi/Tippex hadda gud, long life 4 kitteh, but da longr dey stay, de hardster is 2 sees ‘em go.

      Reply
    • cweenmj says:
      May 17, 2008 at 10:20 am

      Martooneez 2 deh max, adn choklit up 2 yer eerz, deer fren.
      {{{{{{{{Tidmum famblee}}}}}}}}}
      ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

      Reply
    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      May 17, 2008 at 10:36 am

      Tidmum!! this is so sad. :cry: But teh happeh heer iz taht yur last memry ov her iz so prittee. But mai ayez ar suddenlee awl . . .overflowing wif sadness fur yoo an yur famblee.

      An ai wud luv to com wif yoo to teh Princess Mu Meadow. Mai hart kittehs cud play wif her and Clawed – an ai cud meet them. An we cud sit in teh Outdoor Cafe – purrhaps hav a chawklit martoonee an just watch tehm play fur a while.

      Ov corse, ai wud invite ebreewun heer, too. Sorta liek a happysad picnik!! ;)

      Reply
    • Cassidy says:
      May 17, 2008 at 12:07 pm

      That is so sad, Tidmum. She had a long life and lots of love from all of you, though, and that should give you some measure of comfort.

      {{{{{{{{{{Tidmum and family}}}}}}}}}}

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    • tidmum says:
      May 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm

      To awl mah Wunnerful Cheezfrenz.
      {{{{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}
      Thankyou all so much for your kind and loving hugs and words of comfort.
      I don’t know of anywhere else in the world, where so much love, lite and care could possibly eminate from.
      I feel as if I have a warm,sawft blankie of love wrapped around me,keeping me safe and cared for.
      Thankyou all.
      I don’t know what else to say,except, I LUB MAH CHEEZFRENZ!!!!!
      .
      Now.
      *wipes away tears and joins the fun*……

      Reply
    • MelONyx says:
      May 17, 2008 at 1:05 pm

      tidmum, I am so sorry. Much love and care sent your way. {{{{tidmum}}}}

      Reply
    • Romeow says:
      May 17, 2008 at 1:28 pm

      Oh Tidmum, mah hart is juss braking fur u and ur famlee.
      I gots to get nudder tissue.
      {{{{{{{{{{Tidmum & Famlee}}}}}}}}}}

      Reply
    • moe says:
      May 17, 2008 at 1:54 pm

      oh, tidmum, i’z so sowwy tu heer bowt Fifi. Ai haz a sad for yu
      .
      ((((((((Tidmum an Fifi’s famly))))))
      .
      Sowndz liek Fifi were berry lukky kitteh, to hab lots ov lub an kaer an gud kompany, an a “penthowse sweet” an a shed an a appel tree.

      Reply
    • mary O'Spockn says:
      May 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm

      {{{{{{{{tidmum}}}}}}}}}}}
      thanks for sharing the beautiful tribute to fifi. I can just imagine her as ‘queen of the May”.

      Reply
    • tidmum says:
      May 18, 2008 at 3:28 am

      Mah Deer,Caring an lubbing Cheezfrenz,
      .
      It has proved to me, Yet again, while reading all your caring and comforting words, just how special you all are and how much belonging to the ICHC Fambly means to me.
      I love you {{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}
      My Parents will be awed at the outpouring of love from you.
      Dad has made a special area in the garden for Fifi to lie. It is always bathed in sunshine and we will plant a flower beside her.
      .
      Thankyou all, so very,very much, for your love and support in our time of great sorrow.
      .
      Claire.

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      • martoonie says:
        May 18, 2008 at 6:35 am

        So sorry for your loss, Claire. Sorry I was not here yesterday, but I see you have teh sawft blankie an teh choklit, but no martoonie as yet. Ai is bery sorry to has been so lacks in mai dooties. Heer is teh martoonie for u. An heer is a beeg hug. {{{{{Tidmum}}}}}

        SJ

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    • Nala says:
      May 18, 2008 at 7:06 am

      Oh, I am so sorry for your loss. I would guard my own Kittehs, but–what is a ‘Waterbutt’? Again, I am sorry. We have our own 18 year old kitty, so we would especially like to keep her for months to years to come.

      Reply
      • tidmum says:
        May 18, 2008 at 8:42 am

        Ohai Nala,
        A WaterButt is a Huuge barrel used to collect rainwater that runs off the roof of the house/shed/greenhouse. It is fed into by a guttering system,and can be accessed from under the lid or from a tap at teh bottom. It’s used to water plants and gardens etc.
        In TTI we almost always have a hosepipe ban during the summer,so waterbutts are great for gardeners as it is a good way to conserve water.
        With all the rain we get here,you wouldnt think the Waterboard would need to ban Hoses and sprinklers.!!!
        I would just hate it if another kitteh was to die through lack of a suitable cover.

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    • bunnied816 says:
      May 19, 2008 at 10:43 am

      Deer Tidmum,

      Mai kittehs n Ai wud lyk to senz u owr Lubbs, huggs n kizzes. An lotz of sadz for Miss Fifi/Tippex. An we sayz you can haz anyfing u wnatz to mayk it feel bedder.

      Lotz of Lubbs from
      Bunnie (hewman)
      Sheila (kitteh)
      Jingle (kitteh)
      Noel (kitteh),
      and, Beamer (mai 18 year old Qween Kitteh.

      Reply
  20. Duffy says:
    May 17, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Zeese fools! Zey do not believe me when I tell zem zat I am ze Empurror of all Frrrance!! Zey sink I am mad!! Zey sink to keep me in zis asylum!! But non!! When I am reddee I will conker zem all — all Eurrrup!!! Zen ze wurld will be mine!!! and zen — let zem tremble!!!!
    *evil frensch laff* honh honh honh honh honh….

    Reply
  21. lolcatburglar says:
    May 17, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Wowsers! I just made a few lols in the last like 15 minnits and 2 of them is on teh first voating page rite now! One is paw-on-lens, other is piano kitteh sayin “this ur note.”!

    I also has one from yestiddy up there bout on page 9 now, buyin kitteh on installmint plan.

    I has a happy.

    Reply
  22. Bob says:
    May 17, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Frumpy cat + stuff on cat + pun = total victory

    Reply
    • lolcatburglar says:
      May 17, 2008 at 1:36 pm

      Yes, is 10 pounds of win in a 5-pound bag!

      Sadly, someone — not me — has steeled teh “bounty on mah hed” joke with teh same pic and submitted it. Not only THAT, but it got put on teh voting page. Why they does that? There is recylcled lols on teh voting pages lots and some is probably just GMTA, but u would think teh judges would knoe better than to reward someone for copying something that is still on teh front page.

      Hmph.

      Reply
      • CheshireKittehKat says:
        May 18, 2008 at 1:23 am

        Yesh, iys troo!!

        Ai doan submytt pics; butt iyf Ai dyd adn sumewun dyd taht tu meh,
        Ai wud be enrageded adn rlly annoyeded!!

        BTW, LCB, Ai votid foar yuur pics; tehy ar veree nyce;
        Doan sea wye Cheezes wud nawt pik awl ov tehm!!!!!! :smile:

        Reply
  23. HewwoKitteh112 says:
    May 19, 2008 at 3:10 am

    …must…control…fist of…death. J/K–a gud pun iz hard too fynd. ;)

    Reply
  24. Samantha says:
    May 20, 2008 at 3:44 am

    Hmmm … I tink kitteh looks liek Mr. Craolee … wat u tink? I tink kitteh be pratisin teh thelimaz an teh majicks.

    Reply
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