…and dats how birth werks.
…and dats how birth werks.
i thot babezz cum frum da storkz.
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pop goze teh kiti goze teh kiti goze pop
Kong-rat-oo-lay-shuns on nawt sekkund! Danz and drinkz?
o, fankoo. Um, less awl do teh flop-on-teh-kowch-taek-nap dans…
ooh, an’ ded burdz foar evreewun!!
We has a strae gurlkiti whut we’s been feedin…. she ar VAREE SKINNY and varee petite, I feelz teh bad foar her….
But yezturdae der wuz ded burd foar meh. I wuz laik….oooh. um fanks. Fanks varymush. Ai wil trayshur it foarebbur, heer, I put it in kompozty pyl, u no, foar saef keeps.
Awwww – she brot yew teh tributez!!! She mus rillee liek yew, Elfi.
Iz niec ob yew to praze teh kitteh foar her huntin prowess. *klappin fooffee pawz*
[/lolspeak] We used to have a kitteh whose fangs had fallen out at some point (heaven knows when – we just realized one day that he no longer looked like a vampire kitty). He used to catch stuff and bring it in for us — but since he didn’t have fangs, his prey was really more scared than anything. We used to praise him thoroughly for being such a good hunter and for bringing us such lovely presents. Well — one of us would be praising and petting him while the other was “rescuing” the prey and releasing it back into the wild (since he didn’t actually hurt the things he caught). Then the rescuer would come back and praise the kitty too. Poor little Manny would then wander around trying to figure out where his mouse/lizard/bird had gone…. for about 1/2 hour. He would look so darn confused! I always imagined that the rescued prey would go back to its home/family and tell a story about how he escaped from the very jaws of death.
ai findz ded bebe possum en mi backyard yestadai . . . do nawt want
Hoepfullee it wuz fresh.
Wii fownd wun wuns unner sum stepz ware it wuz hidden frum vyoo until wii searched for teh source ob teh hawribull smell. Pleh. Rotting possum – VERY MUCH DO NOT WANT!!!
OMG !!!1!!!
ai canz B ur witnez tew dat horribul trufs
An dat iz a smellz dat jus dunt go way!!
*shudder*
I fown teh ded bebe possum in mai yard wunce. It gave me a sad. Went to grahj to git shuvel, went bak to teh possum, an, whers possum? Did goggie fetch possum wyle I wuz fetchin shuvel? No, goggie’s in teh howse. OHH! Tehre’s bebe up in tree. Wuz playin possum!!! I wuz foold, silleh me, but so happitail to be rong!
Ooooh Maaaiiiii
Aai sure hopes dis bebe wuzn’t jus playin . . . cuz ai took hym off tew a remotez dumpzter.
Noa I haz a worry.
If himz nawt ded, he will prolly figure owt how to get free.
Thankz nightshayde . . . hope so.
He probably tried to claw his way out for days until he starved and died a slow and terrible death.
Or he’s thanking the vurry kind hoomin for placing him in the middle of his vurry own personal 7-11 and will not leave until the uniformed hoomins come and tilt his hotel/junk food store sideways and give it a good shake. When the dumpster is “somewhat full” he can climb in and out.
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My, but the alternate reality is such a colorful place. Think I liek this wun bedder. f.r.
This iz prolly whut happint to madamz’s possum, iffit wuz only playin.
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KidTruth, what would possess you to say such a thing?!? The One Rule here is “Play Nice” and you certainly aren’t following that rule. Please sweeten up, OK?
KidTruth prolly trolling 4 reaktiun. As wiseun tol me wunce. Don feedza trolls, dey only get hungreer
Moishe nicer thinkin bout firemanz savin possum and sprayin ebbryone down nice’n wet to gett off da dumpster gook.
Soe tehy rlly plaiys possum, Jeffiffurr;!! Ai heerd taht storee laung tiem agoe, butt wusn’t shure iyt wuz troo!!!
Big fangkyus tewyu elfnugget an ai dew hoap yu wil adopt hur. If yudu, yu will nevur bii sorrii an alwiiz bii glad.
duz mai gotee look okay tew u ?
’sa liddle off sentur…
Yeh . . . mebe lots off sentur . . .
Bettu dan off centaur.
Congratz, elfi!
So bloo mummacatz givz birth to full-grone, dry kitnz?
Oanlee teh ginormus bloo mummacatz. Ai doan wantz tew fink abowddit.
*shudder*
I dint rilly meen to git furzt, I juzt saw’d it. Sry.
I fink ur rite!! I guezz bloo fuzzeh mummakat wif noe nipuls gibz burf to full-grone pujjy katz0rz.
hoo noo.
Den whar do teh kitnz kom frum???
O LOL teh funi – I have some window-box planters sitting on my back deck doing nothing. I looked outside earlier, saw Stray Girl Kitty sleeping in one of them.
All I could think was, “My lolcat seeds!! Dey sprowtid!!”
I tryz to taek a pikshur if zhe duz it agin.
Ai lubz dat!
No reezun to apologize, Elfi — yew were heer nawt sekund… you maed commint nawt sekund — itz teh wai itzappozed ta be!
Ai finks mebbe kitnz kom frum teh momkatz datz nawt bloo an hyooj.
Wif collerz!
Catgrats ulashins Ms. Elfie !! Mus bi tyme 2 partiiii
Dis pikchur gibbin meh mentul pikchurs ai rillee shud nawt be hazzin.
yesh. mai nawt sekkund thot was:
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EEEEWWWWW!
Budget cutz in sekz ed class — needz moar funding 4 vizule aidz!!
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Oh deeeer . . . wut songs and danzi goes wif diz
Born Free?
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hoa ebber iz definitly cawls for drinks uf mass quantitees
Ai jus maed sum fresh kawfee heer at werk. Wud be beddur wif Bailey’s oar Kahlua — but teh bosses wud nawt liek dat, miifinkz. Ebberywun can haz sum kawfee — yew jus haz to spiek it on yer own.
AI haz bayleez!! *sharz*
*purrrrrrrr*
happi tale
Fur danzez, hoa bout the hokey pokey . .
*putz lef foots en*
*putz lef foots owt*
*shaks itz awl bout*
LOL!
weerdpress has demented mai kommints. dis nawt spos’d to be heer!
Lukz liek we finely gotz a kwalfied teechur.
sumting strong tew eeeze da painz
Epidural, perhapz? Aiz nawt kwalified tew halp wif dat, tho.
mebbe mynd erasurs wud be appropriut?
dis spoz to be up dere wif teh drinx diskushun!! GRR!
an nao it iz. 0.o
*psst*
Mebbe teh werdpretzel peepz haz awlreddy taken teh gud drugz…
agreeeed
Ai can halps….yu wantz big needo or widdl wun?
owchie owchie edder wayz
has enny happi gaz
Mite B tyme 2 pass rownd teh cigars (chawklit ub cowrse)
arrite! i bettur go wakey teh huzbin an get dinner planz goin. it aftur ate o’klok here!
kthxbai!
Enjoi dinner & hab a grate weekend!
Dis kitteh is nawt impresseded wif teh hyoomin takin dis pikture. Kitteh sez Dis teh best u kin doo?
wonderz hoa meni iz gonna bi en teh litterz? makes sum moa room fur bruddas en sistas tew follo
Dis kitteh sez “finaly aim a lolcat” an mai big entranze iz liek diz !!!???
LOL!
Hey bubbyscranky – hai!! Ai saw yoo heer a couple ov days ago too. It’s been a long teim since ai have seen yoo!! (corse, ai cudda mist yoo, too – but ai see AWLmost ebreething).
Eneway – so nice to see yoo heer again!
I has a Flavor Savor
Wut is Flavor Savor?
Ai kan see teh hed, ai kan see teh hed!!!!
It’z a teenager!!!
Luuk mamarosa ! Der iz mora ub thems comin !!!
R tehy awl gonna hab facial hair, liek teh nawt sekkund 1?
Yes m’am… Tanner stage 4…all ob dem
Ai hav a sad for dis mamma cat! gibbin birf to teenagers- Do Not Want!! we needz tiem to getz prepared for dat…
Skeptical cat looks skeptical.
heer’s kitteh.
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Mebbee kitteh bees peepyng owtta a rlly biiiiig mowsehoal;!!!!!?????
Oar mebbee an eegull birdhowse doar!!!!!??????
Oar mebbee her cheweded a hole inna faike-furr bedspredd
(2 menny mebbees!!!!)
ace ventura, cat detective….
Really? May 17th?
OMG! Get me outta heer!