C’mon..I swearz…
C’mon..I swearz… u can hearz da oshun.
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“Pull my finger”: Yer doin it WRONG!!!!!!
concatulashunz, maus. has you recobered frum la fiesta de ayer?
Yes in deedy! And yesterday’s party too
i sí yur spanglish is muy bean.
hmmm. wot would you like in honor of yur suple wrist action in yet an otter nawt second, señor maus? yur prolly off werkin, oar “out to lunch” wif yr decorum,so until you gets bak, hao about “Baby Lolifunt Walk” in honor of Horton Heerz aWho*
*”on the 15th of May in the jungul of Nool in the heat of teh day in teh cool of teh pool, he was splashing, enjoying the jungle’s great joys, when Horton teh lolifunt herd a small noiz…”
Fanks MaryO. I iz moasty werking todai. I sorta kinda didn’t get a heck ov a lot dun yesterdai fer sum reeson, so I has to finnish a bunch ov stuff todai.
*airkiss* haz a good dae @ werk. thanks again for the partee.
(whew. he dint ax about teh dongle..)
*A holographic image of Maus appears*
All in good time… all in good time…
*Disappears*
uh ooooooooohs….
Welkum bak, MaryO!
finkin ob yew!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1129699
lolpik is 4 teh hardwerkin maus!!!
“Pul mah tayl” mebbe?
Tink maybee he iz sayin “pul mah tayl”….butt aam tinkin I doan noe mai brudder..r u shure? sounz too me likes reepete purfor…axes…stuffs u dun too me befoor
And smell volcanic sulfurpous emissions….
o u noe my chessie?! hez dedly that wai!
kitteh on rite is thinking ‘if onlee I had a match’…..
I has a Zippo……
haz u got fart-litin’ xperiense Maus??
Indeed NOT! Harrrummmph!
*ahem* your decorum is showing.
*Exeunt*
U mite wants to check ur decorum for singe marks too, wile u iz at it.
“Exeunt”? Who else be leavin with u? All ur alternamative personalities?
Or is u sneaking out to teh NB wif firewimmins again?
Hoist by ur own stage direction.
Nope. Just me and me decorum…
♫♫♫
Me and my decorum
Strolling down the avenue
Me and my decorum
Not a soul to tell our troubles too
And when it’s twelve o’clock
We climb the stair
We never knock
For nobody’s there
Just me and my decorum
All alone and feeling blue
♫♫♫
Hmmmwelll, ok.
But mabye we should debrief u just to be sure.
R we shur that ‘decorum’ izznt code for ’spayce aliun whiched hitched a ride back wif Maus frum the last thred taht wus adbukkitted??
Check him fur probes, LCB!
Ok. *whistles* Ok, u guise on teh truck, back in teh probe probe.
*backup beeps*
Hay, whare did Maus go?
Fur da wyn!!! Maus songs are cool!
Maus mebbe splort personalitee?
win
Tihs bee pet-o-mania…
Dere’s gonna be a Mess-oh…pet-oh-mee-ah.
Mess-o-potaymia?
Mess-o-patomic?
Fanks altosinger.
I didz it rong.
Oshun is vry windy. WTF?
Teh on kitteh air flow iz maeking it stinky, tew.
Or, is dat off kitteh air flow - depends on hao u luk at it.
ai dunt rilly want to luk adit!!
I has lukked an lukked an I fink the goggie is jess rong, No flames - nope nawt a flamin as…. az…. anyting.
Headstand..
ur doin’ it rong
just wate-i’ll rectify teh situwayshun….
Akshully I ar doing the downward dog posishun
Reckt em?
durn neer kilt ‘em.
Lolnascar, WUT iz teh joak wut goez in frunt ob taht punshlien? mah Fadderinlawr bee saiin teh punshlien foar yeers, butt duzzn’t memember teh joak! Duz ENNYbuddy memember teh joak??
Little Johnnie’s teacher asked him how his weekend was.
“Horrible. A car hit my dog in the ass,” he said.
Correcting his language, she said, “Rectum.”
“Wrecked him?” Johnnie said. “Damn near killed him!”
FANK YOO!!!!!!
der neks day hiz sister backed into der fan - disaster. Puh dum bump
Any rainbows in there?
Luk closer…closer…
no rainbows.
Iz that a pot uv gold tho??
its a crok ob sumfink…!
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…but the sound reception is a little fuzzy.
hoo yoo cawling a ‘little fuzzy’???
did u meen a littul fyoomy?
Noes, Fyuoomi bees aowtside patrowling teh moat foar trolls!!
kitteh on right sez:
“I sayed ‘feliz cumpleaños’, not ‘plz show me yr…’ oh, nebbermind.”
I glad yoo has plentee ov tildes…
i brotted bak extraz.
O hai Mary O’!! LOL Did yoo hav ene “kwalitee” tiem yet?? *gigglol*
an - if yoo DOO hav sum extra tildes, ai cud uze sum. Ai NOE ai’ve got sum heer, but ai cant find tehm!
here you go:
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Ow! Careful whare u’r throwin those. One of them hit me in teh hed!
But donut beez teh worry. It’s just a scratch. Nothin’ diacritical.
disculpe.
good fing yur accentuatin teh positiv.
I won’t make a cedilla over it.