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DO NOT WANT!!!!!
well fur whatevver reesun it’s errlie, U are nawk sekkund KtNF!
Corm rats!
Wud u liek a partee?
yes plz
howz abowt a pool partee? Iz it warm enuf yet?
duzznt wun of teh cheezpeeps live in TX? we cud go dere!
**packs up teh beech umbrella, towls ($100 wuns) beech balls and sunscream**
Let’s go!
yay!!!!! I lub teh pool parties!!! Ai’l bring teh volley bawl net, volley bawl, and BBQ.
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ai jus stopped by teh nawty barn and told teh fyremenz dat dey can have teh day off.. they’re cumin wif us!!!
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Yew kno… dey sey ebberything is bigger in Texas….
I fink 4.5 kittehs will be joyning us!
teh more teh merrier!
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gud thing too… dese fyremens have been getting restless cooped up in teh NB foar sew long!
ai brot teh bbq…. nao teh fyremenz are makin the chzburgrs!!!! woohoo!!! ai liek watchin teh udder fyremens playin the vball in their studlee fyretrunks… mmmm….
btw, heer are sum marshmallows for roastin after teh chzburgrs are done! nom nom nom nom nom nomm!!! And chawklit and gram krackers! S’MORES!!!!
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my past as a kamp kounselor— let me show you it!
Mee too!
I meen, I wuz a camp cownselor! That job wuz teh fun!!
Btw iz it ok if I rostes marshmellow peeps? I haz sum left frum eester.
Teh sugar makes a nice caramelly krust if u doez it verrrryy carfullyee.
Yay! I kums too!
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*grabs beech-sitting chairs and kooler full ov martoonies an margaritas an gibs dems to teh fyrmens to carry fer me*
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dat’s wut dey are here for! Dey liek to feel yoosful!
**Waits for teh firmenz to finnish luggin coolers and stuff, so tehy can put loshun on my back..**
Hol on der! Weez mai needz a raincheck..Tornado warnings fer deh past 2 nites. But awn deh brite side lotz uv waterz an manie tree limz tooz uz az flooties. C’mon douwn! Teh wever iz deh warmz.
ohhh… London are yew teh cheezfrend in Texas??? whare in Texas are yew?? Ai has a frend in Austin and last nite he was awl, ‘um, golfball hail braking teh windows. kthxbai.’ an sew ai wuz awl, ‘dont die plz, kthxbai.”
Ai am hopin dat dat de fren uv yurz wuz otay. Ai am ownlie wun uv deh peepz frum de Texas dat Ai’v seen heer. Ai am en deh Killeen TX. It iz boutz 1 our frum de Austin or sew. Ai liev rite owtsid de Ft Hood, beeg armie baze. Dey haz deh sireeenz blarin las nite an annowncin getz in-deh-side ov gud structure. Ai wuz liek Otay heer ai gowz. Deh nite fore wuz much deh worser. Sware ai wuz deh scurred ov dat wind. No lectric fum deh midnite tuz de midel uv deh affernoon. Tonite wun moor watch-it den hopfuly cleer.
oooh.. ai am glad yew are teh safe!! Ai has a gud feeling dat mai frend is safe. He has to be cuz he is mooving to teh Washingmachine DC in teh fall and we will gets to hang owt and has fun! ( he’s gradumating from the UT this weekend… ai has a proud of my frend)
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Stay safe tonite, plz? be sure to check in tmw sew dat we knows yew are otey. kthxbai.
Hi, London, I yam in Denton, upp nor thuf Dallus. No big storms heer, jus sum rane. Day wuz nice yesterdai, mabye gets hot agin todai.
I hoepz ur frind n Awstin b otay 2.
mai mommee n daddee wur dryvin roun wen bad bad storm showd its uglee fays. Dey sed baysbawl syz hayl brakded dere winsheeld
Dey waz otay but dere pore kar doodnt look sew nys after dat….
OAR, u can has plenny of warmz wedder an poolishness in Sunnie Arid-Zona wif me! Tornados?
DONOTWANT!
Wii can has Texas bbq11!!11! wen wedder is beddr?
Yep! Yep! Yep! lieks deh BBQ. Wei fro inz sum mexican tuz! *shyly* Sum uv dem dey deh cutez tooz.
LOL@do not want, thats like the funniest thing I’ve seen in years…
Sorry. It was a bad attempt at incorporating BBQ Texas Style with the mexican dishes commonly served (fajitas, tortillas etc.) and the firemen.
Dis iz howz yu no yu been married tu teh saam guy too long. Guess ai’l hab tu taak mai plac on deh curb nao.
*shiver* Know how you feel, seal bebeh. Had that experience myeself! *shudder*
Hey cheezes… wat’s wif teh reely early pikshure?
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*this is mai ploy to get teh cheezes to kome and play wif us!!*
KTNF - Much congrats! Mebbe cheezes tellin us we otter stay on owr toesees fur postees!
srsly…. dis be a magical vanishing postee!
O hai KTNF!! Ai am so happee yoo just taht that!! Ai wuz heer - awn teh pikchure befoar this wun - an luked at “Whos’s talking” - an saw taht ebreewun wuz HEER - an ai cliked awn a name - an it WUZZN’T HEER!
It took me to the “random” and “bild a lolburger plaice.” It wuz soooo skeerey!! Suddenlee - where AR they?
Liek yoo were awl abdukted bay aliens oar sumthing. So stranj!! Ai almoast Paniked!
But - nao ai am all right again!
ai am sew glad dat yew is awl rite nao! It wuz skary for me too! Ai had just invited teh fyremenz to our pool partee in Texas (are yew coming???) and then teh pickshur got swept away to anudder diamond enshun. No pool?! No Fyremans?!?! DO NAWT WANT! forchoon8lee, teh picture, and teh partee are back, safe and sownd!
but… whut if we WERE adbukketed by aliens??
um… well, are yew gettin HBO in ur whiskers? Dat’s de onlee way ai kno how tew check..
Oar, ifn u habbing ebidince ob teh probing…. DO NOT WANT
ouch!!!!
*whispers*
we prolly outta keep this kwiet KtNF, b/c I am shure if we WAS adbukketted, somewun wud need to debreef us..
No, no HBO, but I is receeving sum kind of funny moosick… it goes:
dum dim dum DUM dum….. ♫
O KafleenTehNawtFirst - this iz nawt teh first time it has happened. Ai know ov at leest foar pikchurs taht have been taken away.
Wun - teh kitty in teh box - wuz full ov commints - eben a Jack Deth pome.
An nother - teh “Downloading Cat” had nawt so menee commints, but ai thot it wuz hilarious!! An Purrfekt!!! An wuz MizzHizzyFitz furst nawt second - an she wuz so funnee!!! an tehy took it away.
An teh Kitteh Jeebus - also goan after awnlee about ten commints - but ai saw it,
I wish they wud put them awl bak!!! We ar - moast of us eneway - adultz an can handle it!!!
Oh - furgot to say- tahnk yoo so much fur yur invitashun!!
It wud bee fun, ai am shur, but there iz awnlee wun with whom ai wud want to play - an ai am shur taht wun would nawt bee there.
oh. well iffn ur shure.
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we were finking abowt roasting marshmallows over the BBQ if yew change ur mind, okay?? Will be qwite nommable.
I thot it wuz just mii!!!! I saw peepz wuz heer but i cuddn’t getting tew dem!! Berry strainj and spookee!!! I fink dis hole day b weerd wif deh skeery panda adn teh seel wif legz adn deh disa peering cheezpeepz!!!! Maybee going bak 2 bed and taking deh nap and starting ober. . . .
Dont go wai mj! Come joyne teh pool partee!
I fink we is all ok now!
Cept fur this funny moosik I keep receeving in my whiskurrs….
Cue Jawz moosik…..da da…dada..dadadadada!
Ai fink it wuz…. A SEEL!!!!!11!
EEEEEEK!!!!!
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wax seels are scaary!!!
walrus u say dat?
it were probleeze John.
coo coo cachoo
i yam teh walrus
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koo koo kachoo
oh manz we be channelin eash otter.
srsly GMTA
Metinks twas a cat-fish?
pwobably… kittehs are teh sneeky… even wen dey are fishies!
noes, was fishkat!
wuts dat?
u dunno hoo fishkat iz? hez katfish arch nemesis, i gotsta go nau tho, baibai
ohhhh.
bai!!! *waves floofy paw*
dis not seal of pruvallz
LOLZ!!!
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