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DO NOT WANT!!!!!
well fur whatevver reesun it’s errlie, U are nawk sekkund KtNF!
Corm rats!
Wud u liek a partee?
yes plz
howz abowt a pool partee? Iz it warm enuf yet?
duzznt wun of teh cheezpeeps live in TX? we cud go dere!
**packs up teh beech umbrella, towls ($100 wuns) beech balls and sunscream**
Let’s go!
yay!!!!! I lub teh pool parties!!! Ai’l bring teh volley bawl net, volley bawl, and BBQ.
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ai jus stopped by teh nawty barn and told teh fyremenz dat dey can have teh day off.. they’re cumin wif us!!!
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Yew kno… dey sey ebberything is bigger in Texas….
I fink 4.5 kittehs will be joyning us!
teh more teh merrier!
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gud thing too… dese fyremens have been getting restless cooped up in teh NB foar sew long!
i agree with u!!!
ai brot teh bbq…. nao teh fyremenz are makin the chzburgrs!!!! woohoo!!! ai liek watchin teh udder fyremens playin the vball in their studlee fyretrunks… mmmm….
btw, heer are sum marshmallows for roastin after teh chzburgrs are done! nom nom nom nom nom nomm!!! And chawklit and gram krackers! S’MORES!!!!
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my past as a kamp kounselor— let me show you it!
Mee too!
I meen, I wuz a camp cownselor! That job wuz teh fun!!
Btw iz it ok if I rostes marshmellow peeps? I haz sum left frum eester.
Teh sugar makes a nice caramelly krust if u doez it verrrryy carfullyee.
Yay! I kums too!
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*grabs beech-sitting chairs and kooler full ov martoonies an margaritas an gibs dems to teh fyrmens to carry fer me*
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dat’s wut dey are here for! Dey liek to feel yoosful!
**Waits for teh firmenz to finnish luggin coolers and stuff, so tehy can put loshun on my back..**
Hol on der! Weez mai needz a raincheck..Tornado warnings fer deh past 2 nites. But awn deh brite side lotz uv waterz an manie tree limz tooz uz az flooties. C’mon douwn! Teh wever iz deh warmz.
ohhh… London are yew teh cheezfrend in Texas??? whare in Texas are yew?? Ai has a frend in Austin and last nite he was awl, ‘um, golfball hail braking teh windows. kthxbai.’ an sew ai wuz awl, ‘dont die plz, kthxbai.”
Ai am hopin dat dat de fren uv yurz wuz otay. Ai am ownlie wun uv deh peepz frum de Texas dat Ai’v seen heer. Ai am en deh Killeen TX. It iz boutz 1 our frum de Austin or sew. Ai liev rite owtsid de Ft Hood, beeg armie baze. Dey haz deh sireeenz blarin las nite an annowncin getz in-deh-side ov gud structure. Ai wuz liek Otay heer ai gowz. Deh nite fore wuz much deh worser. Sware ai wuz deh scurred ov dat wind. No lectric fum deh midnite tuz de midel uv deh affernoon. Tonite wun moor watch-it den hopfuly cleer.
oooh.. ai am glad yew are teh safe!! Ai has a gud feeling dat mai frend is safe. He has to be cuz he is mooving to teh Washingmachine DC in teh fall and we will gets to hang owt and has fun! ( he’s gradumating from the UT this weekend… ai has a proud of my frend)
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Stay safe tonite, plz? be sure to check in tmw sew dat we knows yew are otey. kthxbai.
Hi, London, I yam in Denton, upp nor thuf Dallus. No big storms heer, jus sum rane. Day wuz nice yesterdai, mabye gets hot agin todai.
I hoepz ur frind n Awstin b otay 2.
mai mommee n daddee wur dryvin roun wen bad bad storm showd its uglee fays. Dey sed baysbawl syz hayl brakded dere winsheeld
Dey waz otay but dere pore kar doodnt look sew nys after dat….
OAR, u can has plenny of warmz wedder an poolishness in Sunnie Arid-Zona wif me! Tornados?
DONOTWANT!
Wii can has Texas bbq11!!11! wen wedder is beddr?
Yep! Yep! Yep! lieks deh BBQ. Wei fro inz sum mexican tuz! *shyly* Sum uv dem dey deh cutez tooz.
LOL@do not want, thats like the funniest thing I’ve seen in years…
Sorry. It was a bad attempt at incorporating BBQ Texas Style with the mexican dishes commonly served (fajitas, tortillas etc.) and the firemen.
Dis iz howz yu no yu been married tu teh saam guy too long. Guess ai’l hab tu taak mai plac on deh curb nao.
*shiver* Know how you feel, seal bebeh. Had that experience myeself! *shudder*
Hey cheezes… wat’s wif teh reely early pikshure?
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*this is mai ploy to get teh cheezes to kome and play wif us!!*
KTNF – Much congrats! Mebbe cheezes tellin us we otter stay on owr toesees fur postees!
srsly…. dis be a magical vanishing postee!
O hai KTNF!! Ai am so happee yoo just taht that!! Ai wuz heer – awn teh pikchure befoar this wun – an luked at “Whos’s talking” – an saw taht ebreewun wuz HEER – an ai cliked awn a name – an it WUZZN’T HEER!
It took me to the “random” and “bild a lolburger plaice.” It wuz soooo skeerey!! Suddenlee – where AR they?
Liek yoo were awl abdukted bay aliens oar sumthing. So stranj!! Ai almoast Paniked!
But – nao ai am all right again!
ai am sew glad dat yew is awl rite nao! It wuz skary for me too! Ai had just invited teh fyremenz to our pool partee in Texas (are yew coming???) and then teh pickshur got swept away to anudder diamond enshun. No pool?! No Fyremans?!?! DO NAWT WANT! forchoon8lee, teh picture, and teh partee are back, safe and sownd!
but… whut if we WERE adbukketed by aliens??
um… well, are yew gettin HBO in ur whiskers? Dat’s de onlee way ai kno how tew check..
Oar, ifn u habbing ebidince ob teh probing…. DO NOT WANT
ouch!!!!
*whispers*
we prolly outta keep this kwiet KtNF, b/c I am shure if we WAS adbukketted, somewun wud need to debreef us..
No, no HBO, but I is receeving sum kind of funny moosick… it goes:
dum dim dum DUM dum….. ♫
O KafleenTehNawtFirst – this iz nawt teh first time it has happened. Ai know ov at leest foar pikchurs taht have been taken away.
Wun – teh kitty in teh box – wuz full ov commints – eben a Jack Deth pome.
An nother – teh “Downloading Cat” had nawt so menee commints, but ai thot it wuz hilarious!! An Purrfekt!!! An wuz MizzHizzyFitz furst nawt second – an she wuz so funnee!!! an tehy took it away.
An teh Kitteh Jeebus – also goan after awnlee about ten commints – but ai saw it,
I wish they wud put them awl bak!!! We ar – moast of us eneway – adultz an can handle it!!!
Oh – furgot to say- tahnk yoo so much fur yur invitashun!!
It wud bee fun, ai am shur, but there iz awnlee wun with whom ai wud want to play – an ai am shur taht wun would nawt bee there.
oh. well iffn ur shure.
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we were finking abowt roasting marshmallows over the BBQ if yew change ur mind, okay?? Will be qwite nommable.
I thot it wuz just mii!!!! I saw peepz wuz heer but i cuddn’t getting tew dem!! Berry strainj and spookee!!! I fink dis hole day b weerd wif deh skeery panda adn teh seel wif legz adn deh disa peering cheezpeepz!!!! Maybee going bak 2 bed and taking deh nap and starting ober. . . .
Dont go wai mj! Come joyne teh pool partee!
I fink we is all ok now!
Cept fur this funny moosik I keep receeving in my whiskurrs….
Cue Jawz moosik…..da da…dada..dadadadada!
Ai fink it wuz…. A SEEL!!!!!11!
EEEEEEK!!!!!
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wax seels are scaary!!!
walrus u say dat?
it were probleeze John.
coo coo cachoo
i yam teh walrus
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koo koo kachoo
oh manz we be channelin eash otter.
srsly GMTA
Metinks twas a cat-fish?
pwobably… kittehs are teh sneeky… even wen dey are fishies!
noes, was fishkat!
wuts dat?
u dunno hoo fishkat iz? hez katfish arch nemesis, i gotsta go nau tho, baibai
ohhhh.
bai!!! *waves floofy paw*
dis not seal of pruvallz
LOLZ!!!
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Itz teh lolrus lukin fur hiz bukkit
Mebbe is teh Thames Trout… Jing!
Tehre woz wale in teh Thames, but it dedded.
Ar it the blu buckit of legends?
*skeery musik in deh bakgrownd.
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Furst deh skeery panda and now dis!!!! Now I iz reelee skeered!!!
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Wait a minit….Seelz haz legz??? I fot dey hadding deh fwipperz???
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Now I is just freeked owt!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s a mutant sewar seel. It awlso get HBO reception frum its whiskers. Weerd mutations– nawt so bad, akshully
Seelz wif legz and HBO whizkerz??? Iz dis a produkt uv d’Beeker Labz???
Naw, dat b Muppitt Labz wif Doktur Bunsin n Beeker
Dis b da kinda fing dey wood mayk
(Seelz wif legz, Pigz in spays…..)
Naw, dat b Muppitt Labz wif Doktur Bunsin n Beeker
Dis da kinda fing dey wood mayk
(seelz wif legs, peegz n spays, n sew forf n sew awn ….)
otay, naow i skeerd agin…..
I doodnt fink deez msgs gotz posted cuz dat’s wen seelz wif legz disappeerd. ICHC sed 404 — thot mai pooter had splorted but gotz saym fing wen I tryd agin.
But then I thot dat wuz da jujiz raytin mai kommint (da Merikin n da Frinch jujiz gimme 4 but da Rushin juj gimme uh 0 ) ….. I bettur stik 2 skaytin….
I gess disappeerin seelz keepz evan awl da missin kommints….
sumbuddeez ben playin wif teh janetix myootashuns agin…
.. OOOooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo
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*skeeree musik endz* dis is teh end uv syde wun, pleez to turn teh tape over. kthxbai. *klik*
>.<
mebbe iz taim to get a CD playir… ai nebber remembrs to rewynd teh tapes.
ai wish mai tapes had sed ‘kthxbai’ wen ai wuz little.
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ai dunno why, i just do.
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BTW, very OT, but I’ve got my laptop AND my cat Duct Tape on my lap right now. Well, Duct Tape is on my arms, to be precise. Mai cats’ ownership of me and teh house, let me show you it.
yu has Maus in yer Haus?
Sounds like she has Maus under her thumb.
rock on JCH4K!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI6WA-2CgyE
ai had a vole in mai howse 2 weeks ago… it went *skweekee skweekee* and ai went ‘eek!’ den mai frend dat is a boi, mai dad cat, and mai reel cat (Duct Tape) caught teh skary vole and put him outside.
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I told my friend about it and she sayd “way to enlist every man in your life to protect you from the scary rodent.” she wuz rite!
“Wayt a minit. Sins wen duz I haz legz??
“…..
“AAAAAAAAAHHH!”
seal gotz eyes liek Teh Captain (adn Tennile) Him allays had BIG pupilz. Seal jus need a hat and keyboardz.
gloves, gloves will keep us tewgethur….
Gud lookin seelz r uh dyme uh duzzin
Trie 2 fynd teh wun watt gunna give uh troo luvvin
teh extry lrg vershun uv Muskyrat Luv!
basemint cat haz a quatik miniuns to brush ur leg with
dey brush mah pointee shooz
is very nice shiny
O hai b_c_666!
Yoo ar waring shinee pointee shooz??? LOL! An – do yoo knoe yoo ar also waring mai favorite number? Mai birthday iz teh 6th ov June! So ai reelee laik teh sixes.
(Nawt taht ai dont know about 666 – but to mee, that iz just the silleeh!
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hay janets
i haz 2 pairz of pointee shooz to go on my for norty pawses of ebil
they iz made of dog hide letherr
vere comfeh
nay teher was 665 basemint catz befor mee
we iz multaplyin and gonna take ova ur bazement
an den sneek up into ur barfroom sink trhu teh pipes
*laik teh nastee wadderbugzess!!?!?!?*
HALP!!
Seels can has legs?
Sinse wen?!?1?!/
since dey can get HBO on tehr whiskers
That’s lucky for them, then. They doesn’t has to deal wif Teh Dish:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1139737
but ai haz a sad fur da seelz/see liunz (oh no, get in da car) dat died frum da seel trap to taek dem frum da fishin grownd heer in da Pasific Noarf Wess. Dere wuz a in junk shun to keep dem (dem = da peeps tryin to moov da seelz) awai frum da traps wile dey (dey = da juges an envirunment peeps) figgurd owt if wuz best wai to do dis. But da trapz wuz alredee dere, an da see liunz (oh no get in da car) gawt in an cud nawt get owt an da trap peeps wur nawt lowd neer da traps, so da seelz died sum uv dem, uv heet an exas…exau,…. tiredness frum tryin to get owt.
Is a BIG sad, an lawts of “blame” peeps.
politics are teh pleh!
Sealol bees rlly scareded becuz him finks iyts a Pololbear afture hims;
(Pololbears cunsyders Sealols dere favrit fuud)
Sumebuddee shud tel Sealol taht hims nawt hasta wurry;
Synce hims bees in See-Whirld, Pololbears ar nawt a threht;
(Unlehs sum Pololbears xcaped frum teh lokal zuu!!!!! Yuu nebber knoes!!!!)
OT: 40 of the 43 stingrays at the Calgary Zoo have died since Monday. They may have been poisoned.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/story/2008/05/14/cgy-stingrays.html
ohai, 4.5ks….fank yu fur dis linkee….Ai lubs teh undersee lyfe, and Ai
can nawt unnerstand dis at awl. Teh rayz has been getting bad pres laytlee
& mebee dis iz wy sumwun wood has a hayte fur dem…
Ai lubs dem; Ai iz scubadivr and has dived wif dem manny tymes.
Dey r awl most as soft as kittehs awn teh unnerside and nawt meen
or vishus creetshures…. almost snorglishus! (almost)
Ai has a big sad awn dis…..
hoo poysins stingrays? Srsly.
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That is teh suck.
wai wud sumwun poizun feesheez? Ai meen unless it wuz akkident?
O Noes!!!!!!Taht’s terrybile!!!
Naow Ai rlly haz a sad; Ai luuvs teh aminules so; ennykynde at awl!!!!!!!!!
Oh luk! Itza selkie!
Related movie rekumendayshun: The Secret of Roan Inish
A gorjus, thotful, tuching moovie – more info at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111112/
Heerza liddel clip (suffer thru teh advert 1st):
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi452591897/
Yash! GRATE moobee!
Iz okay, just trash compacter monster. Will goes away when teh stormtroopers turns on teh crushing walls.
…is not so grate, akshully.
star wars ref FTW!!!
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ai wuz tinking dat, but my SW geekiness is nawt up to par
lol.
Yeah…I love the trash compactor scene….I just did the LOL with the black cat in the water (and the bubbles around him) saying the same thing….”OMG! Sumtin just bushd mah leg!” lol. Didn’t realize teh seal wuz out thar thinkin teh same ting. Oh well…
I gotz a bad bad feelin bout dis……
I has a leg!!!!!!!!!!
N klamz gotz feetz …
Ai thot that wuz oi-stirs. With shooz.
mebee oi-stirz haz shooz, but klamz gotz feetz.
Go lissin 2 Arlo Guthrie’s song “The Ballad of Reuben Clamzo and His Strange Daughter in the Key of A”. Dat tellz awl bowt teh histree of klamz n Merika, n hao dey growd reelee big n growd ittee bittee feetz, n hao dey terrieri…. terrerrer…. skeert teh urlee Merikanz til 1 dai dis klam hunter caym lawng n sayvded awl teh Merikanz frum da klamz.
“No, weer nebber gonna surbibe,
Unless,
Wii get a littel crazeee…”
adn date teh swimmiesoot models.
u no, dey has peekshures on de walls of dere house of dem nekkies… totally leevz ‘em up to see when dey has parteez.
Great grabbin giggulfishies!! Did you evur see such big dark eies in yr life!!!
silleh seel! u don’ gotz no legz! u haz flippurz!
musta been fishkat, vewy rare, vewy danjrus
Or mebbe it was bukket?
I can see why it’s scared since it doesn’t even HAVE a leg!… I’d be pretty shocked too.
Skaaaaaaaaerie!
WOW this one is excellent!! one of my favorites, wee cutie!
I has lukked ebbeyware and I has nawt seed Maus. Nor can I find de snorgle snorkle. I hasta wunner iffin Maus is in der pool wiff der snorkle swimmin aroun, brush laigs an foolin peeps. It’d be a sneeky trick dat I kud see sumbody pullink orf.
…mmm, hait tew telyu but u doan HAZ a legg.
Dis iz zactly wy Ai nawt go inna open watur. Nawt eeven teh beeg layk Ai livs nexto.
i fink it wer ah grate wite sharc…dey eet teh seels, yoo no
Nooooo they be stealin mah legz
hay guise,
i found teh buckat
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