I lost everything cuz of catnip addicshun
sumwun shudda talkd 2 u abowt da dangerz of catnip.
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Kin u spare sum munnies?
and a can opener?
and sum thumbs?
congratz on ur top spot
ohai Lolnascar!
How is u? On yr way to werks?
hai leeza…i not be werkin dis week. Just gettin reddy to send teh kiddo orff to skool
everrywun is gettin reddy fur teh race arownd heer.. guess u’ll be wachin?
oh ya…u in NC huh? I be wachin on tv, im in chicowgo
I am onlee abowt 10 miles awai frum LMS.
So… race weekend is TRAFFICK weekend fur me!
Ur safer in teh Windee Citee!
wow, ur close. we mite come fer teh october race
Itz rite around teh mister’s bday
We had teh race traffik around here earlier dis month (Richmond). Is good tho, helpz economee.
Greasy, did you hear if the race solded out? I heardz it didn’t…
used to live one mile away from RIR so I know aboutz traffik!
hey big spendur!
I payz for taxee ride to detox, butt no munnies in hand (er, paw)
U jist gonna spen it on moar catnip?
I buyz u cheezburger, insted, k?
No wantz cheezburger – giv munnee.
ooo nevver turn down a cheezburger!
speshullee frum a frendly donkee!
we can haz waffuls fer dessert Kafleen?
Ok, but can you order it with no tomato and extra catnip?
will naps 4 noms
Dis mai fort. No gurls alloweded!
bettur be carefuls wif that Zippo in that cardbored box, Maus….
Kitteh cant play wif Zippo: no poseable fumbs…
Shakespere Cat has no prosable thumbs
Conga rats Leeza n Maus on fur vest frum last!!!
Wii maus silleebrating dis ocazhun! Plus it R Freidegg! PLUS it R a long weekend in VLC!! Wii be cellabrating da birfdai ob a ded qween.
Wut songndans u’all liking?
ooh ooh, hao bowt dis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrzo5SPaOvg
ooo I luvs the old musikals, fanks 4.5K!
I will not be jellus uv ur long weekend, cuz we haz one the next… Memoriul Day. And I is taking that week ord! w00t!
r u doing ennything fun?
Ai lubbing ENEEFING wif Thred A-stair. Alos lubs Joodee.
Hoepfullee der will be fyrewurks (n fyremens!) sumwear. Oh! Adn mai sweet nees Emily is cumming wif hers bow; ai hazn’t meeting him B4. But ai haz a sad becuz dey R moobing to Calgary in Joolai.
Will alos hang owt wif mai new BF.
Jene Kellie is mai fave! Joo ever see The Pirate? Joody is in that wun wif Jene.
Sownds liek a lot goin on!
gess the handkuffs werked!
Do u need 2 borrow tehm back?
NOES!!…. Ai meen ai hab nebber seed dat moobee. Hao cud dat be???!!1! Will hab to find it.
Handkuffs wud be jus teh fing, fankyoo.
ok! I just had tehm refurbished too…
dat’s okay, Maus. Wii gurlzez has owr own fort ober dere (sumwehre).
.
Wii mai let yoo kum bisit, mabee.
I fink teh gurls heer has teh NB. “The Estrogen Fortress”.
*Waves floofy paws fyuriusslee at PB2K!!*
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Noe bois in ower fort!! Dats teh roolz. Cheezburger oar nawt!!!!.stinkee bois…
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Ohai PB2K , Howz fings?
Finkin ob yew awlla tyme an sendin teh sunbeems tew yew.
Hedbomks an snorguls frum Fern an Hazel too.
Wii cud maek eggcepshun fur fyremens???
ai is putting on hat anb lookings faw extra long hoses to be unrolling.
I am fur dis eggsepshun. Mebbee alzo de YNGs? Sine-tists wit de GH (but onlee iffn dey are wpoi, 2) . . .
N construcshun wurkers, fur fixing fings up arownd dah nawty barn, of corse.
O, ob course. But dat iz all. Unless we tinks of sumzing else dey can do. De gize wit de fans, and de poolside waiters, fur eggzampl. Avder all, we dunno want wall 2 wall bois, rite?
Wall 2 wall bois – teh mynd bogglols!!!
can we makes an eggsepshun to teh eggsepshun?
construckshun werkers, yes..
plummers…. no fankuverymuch plz!
MelOnyx, wud ‘cabana boi’ cover all owr poolside needz, u think?
u no we alreddy haz a problem wif teh nip.. don’t need crack too!
Harry siedways smyle? ( l )
Dey will do do kleenin adn de fan wavin’ adn bring de drinksies adn de towelz (ur choiz, I lyks de $100 wuns, myself) adn spred de “eek! y didn I stai insyd” loshuns? Jeesh. Bizzy, bizzy boiz.
adn possumz.
onlees if day noes the passwerds:
“girls rool, boiz drool.” (wich, i reelize, overstatez teh obvee us, but boiz needz teh repitishuns)
good to see ya PB2K!
♫ Buddy can you spare a dime ♫
Kitty’s been down so long, it looks like up to him.
Why don’t you remember, I’m your pal?
Just say noes.
I needz a fix cuz i is goin down
“He’s been up for a week. But he’s Coming Down.”
can nip, sees whats it doos to you.
anobber subprime morgagee resorts to catsnips to get frew da daes.
Can I haz a good foreber home
I losted mine in deh tornadoes..
Schrödinger cat was so confused, it turned to drugs.
the cat both is hi and is not hi
FTW!
Schrodinger must have fallen on hard tymes
himz getting no grantz from gubbermintz
to have putted teh pooah kitteh in rickety cardboard box
held tugether wid duct tape
Kitteh sayz do not want
well, plus, yu kan see in teh box, dat kinna zorchz teh xpyrimint.
“Kitteh duz nawt knoe he will suun faes an inturvenshun…”
dey sez i hadda go to rehab, I said meow, meow meow
Amy Winehouse ref FTW!
Schrodinger’s Kettah is bak – an boi iz he pizzed off!
Dr. Schrondinger sez: “Da kat came back – we thought he wuz a goner
Butz dat kat came back da berry nex day!”
Teh kat kaym bak, hee wuddn’t stay awai…
No gushee fud at teh soup kitchen. So sad.
Nawt sekkond: has to admits kitteh is powerless obber teh nip
Sekkond: comesz tu beelieev dat Ceiling Cat can restore sanitee
Thurds: Make decizhun to turn will obber to Ceiling Cat
Forts: Kitteh hads nawt maded it to forts step, needs gnu sponser….
wood sumwun bring meetingz tu mai fort? Plzkthnx!
Luuks liek kitteh haz rlly hitted rok-bauddom;
can nawt goes muches lower tahn a howse maded owt ov caurdbord.
Gess him hasta admyt hims bees pouwerless oaver nip;
muste awlsoe maike a onnest genral assessessmint ov hims payst lief;
Hims hasta bees ruffless iyn tihs roominashun ov himseylfe: (haow menny mowsies hims eeted, haow menny burdies hims catched, haow menny tiems hims stolded fuud frum teh goggie’s dyshe, etc)
Ooooooooohhhh luuk! Heer cums a spaunsor ladeey rite naow! Adn her bees hedding rite tihs waiy!! Her bees haulding aowt her aurms tu kitteh adn smyelying;
Caurdbord baux daiys bees oaver!! Foarebber hoem heer we cums!!!!!
Beetween yuu adn mee, turtlol, weez gunna geyt tihs kitteh reehahbyleetatid yet!
yeth, butt he hast tu wunt to be halped!!! otterwise, rehab is fur kwitters, yu noes…..
hrm…seemz liek da kitteh need da inturveenshun.
oar iz tu late. Mebbe needz owtpashunt treetment. Oar inpashunt? Ai du assessmunt awn him, datz wut ai du fur reel lief wurk….but nawt on da kittehs. yoozully.
Ai makes ecksepshun fur dis floofy boi – himz luks liek da Mr. Lucky woo iz gawn ober da brigh. Sweet boi. Himz wuz homluss tew, untill we founded him.
{{{dapanferkitteh}}}
Mr Lucky wuz indeedy teh lukky Boi to be fownded bai yoo.
Yoo can has teh luffly memmeries ob him an see him inna Princess Mu meadow ennetyme yew want.
I bissits wib awl mah gone Tiddys ober teh Meadow an iz teh beeyotimuss playce.
We will be wib dems awl agen sumday.
Desperate Adikt kitteh has likt other kittehs harbls foar nip
Otai, taht’s juss TACKI.
agreez, but funneh.
(it was a play on the Bob Saget bit in the Anon meeting scene in Half Baked) “I s***ed **** for crack”… totally redeemed Saget for all those years of Full House
like Chris Rock with Crispy Creme donuts…
Not sootable for wurk
youtube.com/watch?v=4GXb7-efd4M
forward to 2:00…
Poor kitteh redoosed to wearin patchd fur…at leest has swankee two-rume bocks.
and green eyes 2 dye 4
panhandler kitteh loitering in front of store holds kardbord sien sayin: “why lie, i needs moar nip…lik ur car windoz kleen for a kwarter?”
krak kat will steel all ur stuf and sell it to ur nayburz foar ten bux as soon as u leev teh howse
a milyun littl kibblz, chapter 21, lif on teh streets:
bai tis poynt in tiem, i was eetin a fiev dolur per day nip habet, wich az u kno is nawt sust..ses…is hard to keep up, sins most kittehs cant hold jobs dat pays in kash insted of kibbls and gushyfuds…
…sew whin itz yur tern, jus saii “NOE!” tew teh nipz.
just sai meow
Daught-kham kitteh lawst eferythink
my cat loves catnip! and boxes!!
it will be him
QT
Here r b a money. go tlk 2 ceilings cat.
Lovely. Great site.
Remember that, kids, always.
Aw, comm-on, you still have our sense of humor, right, or is it left? Sorry, I can’t remember, don’t you hate it when that happens?
♫ Sing fur yer supper n yu’ll get brekuss,
doan sing n don eet. . . ♫