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“Pull my finger”: Yer doin it WRONG!!!!!!
concatulashunz, maus. has you recobered frum la fiesta de ayer?
Yes in deedy! And yesterday’s party too
i sí yur spanglish is muy bean.
hmmm. wot would you like in honor of yur suple wrist action in yet an otter nawt second, señor maus? yur prolly off werkin, oar “out to lunch” wif yr decorum,so until you gets bak, hao about “Baby Lolifunt Walk” in honor of Horton Heerz aWho*
*”on the 15th of May in the jungul of Nool in the heat of teh day in teh cool of teh pool, he was splashing, enjoying the jungle’s great joys, when Horton teh lolifunt herd a small noiz…”
Fanks MaryO. I iz moasty werking todai. I sorta kinda didn’t get a heck ov a lot dun yesterdai fer sum reeson, so I has to finnish a bunch ov stuff todai.
*airkiss* haz a good dae @ werk. thanks again for the partee.
(whew. he dint ax about teh dongle..)
*A holographic image of Maus appears*
All in good time… all in good time…
*Disappears*
uh ooooooooohs….
Welkum bak, MaryO!
finkin ob yew!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1129699
lolpik is 4 teh hardwerkin maus!!!
“Pul mah tayl” mebbe?
Tink maybee he iz sayin “pul mah tayl”….butt aam tinkin I doan noe mai brudder..r u shure? sounz too me likes reepete purfor…axes…stuffs u dun too me befoor
And smell volcanic sulfurpous emissions….
o u noe my chessie?! hez dedly that wai!
kitteh on rite is thinking ‘if onlee I had a match’…..
I has a Zippo……
haz u got fart-litin’ xperiense Maus??
Indeed NOT! Harrrummmph!
*ahem* your decorum is showing.
*Exeunt*
U mite wants to check ur decorum for singe marks too, wile u iz at it.
“Exeunt”? Who else be leavin with u? All ur alternamative personalities?
Or is u sneaking out to teh NB wif firewimmins again?
Hoist by ur own stage direction.
Nope. Just me and me decorum…
♫♫♫
Me and my decorum
Strolling down the avenue
Me and my decorum
Not a soul to tell our troubles too
And when it’s twelve o’clock
We climb the stair
We never knock
For nobody’s there
Just me and my decorum
All alone and feeling blue
♫♫♫
Hmmmwelll, ok.
But mabye we should debrief u just to be sure.
R we shur that ‘decorum’ izznt code for ‘spayce aliun whiched hitched a ride back wif Maus frum the last thred taht wus adbukkitted??
Check him fur probes, LCB!
Ok. *whistles* Ok, u guise on teh truck, back in teh probe probe.
*backup beeps*
Hay, whare did Maus go?
Fur da wyn!!! Maus songs are cool!
Maus mebbe splort personalitee?
win
Tihs bee pet-o-mania…
Dere’s gonna be a Mess-oh…pet-oh-mee-ah.
Mess-o-potaymia?
Mess-o-patomic?
Fanks altosinger.
I didz it rong.
Oshun is vry windy. WTF?
Teh on kitteh air flow iz maeking it stinky, tew.
Or, is dat off kitteh air flow – depends on hao u luk at it.
ai dunt rilly want to luk adit!!
I has lukked an lukked an I fink the goggie is jess rong, No flames – nope nawt a flamin as…. az…. anyting.
Headstand..
ur doin’ it rong
just wate-i’ll rectify teh situwayshun….
Akshully I ar doing the downward dog posishun
Reckt em?
durn neer kilt ‘em.
Lolnascar, WUT iz teh joak wut goez in frunt ob taht punshlien? mah Fadderinlawr bee saiin teh punshlien foar yeers, butt duzzn’t memember teh joak! Duz ENNYbuddy memember teh joak??
Little Johnnie’s teacher asked him how his weekend was.
“Horrible. A car hit my dog in the ass,” he said.
Correcting his language, she said, “Rectum.”
“Wrecked him?” Johnnie said. “Damn near killed him!”
FANK YOO!!!!!!
der neks day hiz sister backed into der fan – disaster. Puh dum bump
Any rainbows in there?
Luk closer…closer…
no rainbows.
Iz that a pot uv gold tho??
its a crok ob sumfink…!
@@@@@
…but the sound reception is a little fuzzy.
hoo yoo cawling a ‘little fuzzy’???
did u meen a littul fyoomy?
Noes, Fyuoomi bees aowtside patrowling teh moat foar trolls!!
kitteh on right sez:
“I sayed ‘feliz cumpleaños’, not ‘plz show me yr…’ oh, nebbermind.”
I glad yoo has plentee ov tildes…
i brotted bak extraz.
O hai Mary O’!! LOL Did yoo hav ene “kwalitee” tiem yet?? *gigglol*
an – if yoo DOO hav sum extra tildes, ai cud uze sum. Ai NOE ai’ve got sum heer, but ai cant find tehm!
here you go:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ow! Careful whare u’r throwin those. One of them hit me in teh hed!
But donut beez teh worry. It’s just a scratch. Nothin’ diacritical.
disculpe.
good fing yur accentuatin teh positiv.
I won’t make a cedilla over it.
If dis gets ruff, it’ll be one umlaut beating up anudder ablaut.
Didn’t leave any marks, eh?
Or nothing grave, anyway…
Cause if it damaged a kidney, you might need diaeresis…
Ai lubb yoo peryud
Do yoo lubb mee kweschun mark
Pleez pleez ecksklamayshun poynt
Ai wanna hoald yoo inn parenfeseez!
awwwww. ¡ lubs dis !
Wee cawl itt “Teh Punkchooayshun Sawng” coz wee doan kno teh reel naym ob itt!!!
we muh sibs an I were liddle ebby time we mistook our pronouns muh dad wood recite the pronoun poem fer us:
“Me hate she, me hate she, me wish her were died.
Her told I her loved I and damn she her lied”
Hear the ocin?but wats that smell?
G’morning to all the cheezpeeps
HEY Bubbashoomin! how you doin? good to see you.
An gud morning Bubbashumin!!!
Well, akshullee afternoon!
So nice to see yoo heer! It soundz laik yoo ar feline verree well indeed. Kwyte cheeree, indeed. An taht maeks mee feel kwyte fine, too.
Haow yuu be??? Weez bin finking bowt yuu!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Bubbashoomin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Tanks ebbrywun. I’m still not back to mai usual *Breezy* self.
Snicker
But awlmost – since yoo ar nao laffing an joeking an snickering!!! Mewsik to mai eers!
Oh Janet, you are so suite. Tank you verili.
Now a gift, sorta. If I kin linkie to werk.
http://www.network54.com/Forum/188001/message/1210877944/Terry
Yes, dat b moi.
o he’ll hear sumfin alrite
only it too lowd for oshuns
That be teh foghorn.
o yes dere be fog
yoo just do not want lite candl in dis wun
Itz a reel sea-pooper, all right!
pfffffhehehe
This is what’s known as the very direct approach to dating.
subtlety is overrated
ROFL!!
So yu rekommendz Ai taek awai teh “Sad Ole Spinster” sine, ober mai haus, an replays it wiv “Plees to marrij me an gib me behbehs!”? Gotta be werf a trai…
*Sownz ob hammering, orf-stayj rite*
“fyremenz wanted” shud awlso werk
“Fyrmens wonted for marrij an behbehs” Or is taht still too suttle?
an funz! doan fergit taht tehy’z wonted fer teh funz, too!
Ai wus pritty much hoepin teh maekin behb ehs bit wud be teh fun….
I tried that approach oncet.
Now I is no longer aloud at TGIFridays.
snert
This is what is sometimes called a “blessing in disguise”.
U’r rite. Teh parking there was turrible.
Tank Gawd Itz Firemans?
So R we renaymin Frydegg “Fyrmensdai”?!
No. If’n that was teh case I would’ve sooed their hineys for banning me and mah hiney.
pore kitteh hasta resort to the direct approche acause her liddle black doomeedress and FMPs are still in storij.
Dere wuz dis wun peep at mai dorm n collij hoo had purdee direk approach wat wurkt 4 him. Wint liek dis:
Purdee gurl goez bai.
He sez, “Hay! U liek applz?”
Ifn she sez, “yes”, he den sez, “grate! U wanna (*4 letr wurd 4 maytin*)?”
But ifn she sez, “no”, he den sez, “2 bad. U wanna (*4 letr wurd 4 maytin*)?”
Wurkt moar offin dan u mite fink……..
Ai tink ai met dis guy in cawlidj.
I wuz amused by der frat guy who used der game ob chants approach: “Pick a nummer tween 1 n 5″
“OK, um 3?”
“Rong, take of yer cloves” (same result if response is 2 or 4 or 7 or ellebenty)
we gotted a bonus piksure today?
no 9:00 (ICHC time) picshure, so ai guess nawt
ya.. I fink the bonus wun of the am took awai owr afternoon pic.
*sniff*
Hay do you smell sumthin funny?
*The “flick” of a Zippo is heard*
*But no one is there*
**sniffs**
It smells suspishushlee of liter fyooms….. and.. Old Spyce??
eew. Do Nawt. Want.
Ai iz prood – nawt lik da fart joaks.
Then it would be astute for u to ignore this pic.
Some things is inevitable.
asstoot…hee heeeeeee!
oh leeza… yew make me giglol
(sry, panfer)
LOL.. it wuz LCB, not mee!
My sumtimes joovenile scents ob hoomer…. let me show u it!
Yes, I fink panfer will find this thred will onlee get stinkier…. sowry, panfer!
Oh noooo!! Nawt joovenile at awl. ai ar laffing mai hed off!! Ai shall NEBBER be alul to say “astute” wif a strait fayce again!! LOL!
fart jokes.. they never go owt uv smile!
Speekin’ ob scents…..hmmmm My tortie kitteh Mo is very gassy. Dis reminds me ob her proudly showin’ teh whirrld dat herz digestive system be workin’ properly. Not so much fun to be on recievin end ov acktully.
U could try giving her some of this:
http://www.hullcloth.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4_42&products_id=131
Use coopon code “CHZ” to get 10persentdiskount.
WoW LCB, ur webby syte iz up dare awn teh innertubes
*floofie paws sawflee claping
*preens*
I been working vry hard on getting that reddy. Still a few moar things to add, but u is all invited to have a lookround now. And use teh coopon code!
dat wun maded meh giggol tu!
Oh, that? Um… a kwincidents. It just slipped out. That’s mah story and I’m stinking to it.
Ill Wind Investigation. Ur doin it rong.
No, wait. U got it rite. Nevermind.
zomgs i c lemmiwinks!
A hand will come out and ring the other kitteh’s neck.
SUBLIME!
Dis reminz mi of a silli ting da Hubbeh n ai wood do: Ai wood b pettin Josie, grab her “bloomers” and holler “KITTEH BUTT FUR!”
.
Hubbeh wood sai, “Wat’s a kitteh butt fur?” 2 witch ai wood ansur, ‘Sittin!”
Whut fur? Kat fur tew mayk kitteh britches!
Kitteh fartz r da pleh. Silunt but dedlee…
Kittehs do nawt fart!
Kittehs purrfyoom teh room!
:snicker:
.
I opun winderz tue disperse huzbinz green air decorashunz.
huzbin sez himz fartz not green, deh paislee.
I beg tew differ.
**falling ober frum deh strong paislee per fumez.**
Green?
I thot green wuz teh GUD fer the environmint… wut ur talking abowt sownds not so grate, ackshully!
an in a comfynd spays too!
Ohai Cween, hao yew mayk teh green faycee fing?
ohai fikshunkitteh,
pass ur cursor over teh green face and it shows u wut to type in!
hoapfully MJ duz not luk that green frum xposhur to huzbinz, er, emisshuns!
Mai kollekshun uv sentid candulz, let mii show u it.
Iz eezzee. him b mrgreen inside deh kolonikalz.
: mrgreen : wifout deh spaiziz.
mrgreen?
m r nawt green
m r payzlee
sound uv ocean, smell uv doo doo, lots o hair everyware.. must be atlantic city
Young kitteh pracktises hiz moonin pozes.
Warz teh invizbl duk?
M R nawt Duks!
M R 2!
C m Wangs?
L I B! M R Ducks!
Wun ob teh oldyest memes ebber! Eben b4 teh internetz!
LOLZ!
fank gudness sumwun noo it!
I learned it as:
MR Duks!
MR not Duks!
OSAR! CMP?
LIB, MR 2 Duks!
I like Wang tho!
Ai kno anodder vurshun:
A B, C D goldfish?
M N O goldfish!
S T R goldfish!
R D L goldfish!
kyoot!
how r tings in TTI?
wetanraynee! But Ai gets a layt start tomorro, hussah!
izzn’t that normal for TTI?
I haz sum frends frum across teh pond.
gud wether fur sleepin in tho!
We’s been havin teh heetwayv – moer tahn 20mins ob a sun a dai for 3 consek…cosnek…noscem….dais nekst to eech odder! Phyuwotaskorchah!
*psssst, Tidmum* Amber wus juss plain wiv nipmowse – IN DAILITE!!!
*Doodo doodo doodo doodo*
bargin hunters iz me!!
We are are nao entering teh *twiglet zone*
.
Iz she killin it til its Ded?.
.
I botted sum ormanemtal grasses £2.49p fer 3
Hazel haz nommed dem tew deff in 2 dais!!-I hazzent eeben putted dem in teh planters yet!
She alweddy eetid mah established wuns-I haz firtee ate meter lawn full ob grass but No.”I will eet teh stripey tastee priddy grasses!”..”an den I will hock itawl up awn yer bed
aw… kittehs need ruffage too, rite?
nawt so grate when they give it back tho!
Twiglets! Mmmmmmmmmm! Tehy go everesowell wiv teh port….
She luvved it to stikky, ooey, gooey deff!
Taek teh grassesessess bak to teh shop an demmand a refund!
Heehee!!
I wish she wud eet teh lawn grass tho. Twould sabe me mowin it!!
{{{{Amber}}}} Make shore Mummah drys owt teh mowsie.
Duz yew hab enuff refills?
.
Mmmmmnnn Twiglets an Port.Yew gots cheez too? *Drool*
Ai et a HYUJ big lump ob Jahrlberg yesterdai -nomnomnomnomnom!
*DROOL* DROOL* DRIBBLE*
I can has nastee ruber tyre cheez in ma frij-dems nawt lyke teh gud stuff :SAD:
in taht cays; if Cheezmeet #2 is a picnicicicicic tehn Cheezmeet #3 can be a cheezanwyn pardee!
Wh00t!! Wh00t!! Wh00t!!
*skritchin hed*
…
Ai noe getz it. Mebbe ai haz a fuzzee fing rapt arownd mai braynez jus liek Tidmum. Ob coars, ai doan remember nao if dat commint wuz frum dis fred oar teh wun wif teh thermostat kitteh.
…
Brayne on (legul) drugz – let mii sho u it.
U needs to eat better gushie fuds. p.u.
>^..^<
Hiz masturz vois!
RCA ref FTW!
Hiz masta playd teh trumpet
ooooooooooh noes…ur nawt gettin me AGAIN wit dat!
(Akchully, Ai knose anodder Ria. Juss sain, is awl)
Not fawling 4 it this tyme!
Haow can yuu swearz dat Ai can hearz da oshun wen weez be noewarez nears iyt?
(Iyf yuu keap tellying meh taht yuu kan poop raynebowz, tahn tihs muste be
purrfume!!!!)
Him nawt steenkee…him mah brudder!
“Oh wut a smel ob sulfurr!”
*sniff*
Mebbe rainbows doan smell dat niec afturawl.
That is so funny!
Mmm, gnome, zatz nawt zi oshunn ur hiirun tehr.
I dont fink datz wat dey meen by “Oshin Sprai” ….
IDZ A TWAP!
nope, no harbls…yoos gurl kitteh
im on yr sofa…fartin in yr jenarul direkshun
mah pooper…i showz u it
Kittehs kyoot
In spite of rude li’l butt
Goatse Cat
shoks anothur viktm
Seez, I haz cheezburger for brekfarsh
‘ho muh Got. u’s butts iz smilzin’ at meh.
duz dis looks swirlzy to u?
testing….testing linkee leaving
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/page/87/
thank you for your patience
test