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Basement cat sends his minions thru ur drain
da drainz will b blokked up again.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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* A platoon of 30 firemen march in, playing “Fanfare for the Common Man” *
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzf0rvQa4Mc *
* Maus enters astride the mighty Petunia. He is dressed in a crimson silk pirate shirt and black leather pants, with an amber sash tied around his waist *
* He opens an ornate vellum scroll *
HEAR YE, HEAR YE, HEAR YE
WHEREAS, Mary O’Spockn has demonstrated exemplary service to the ICHC community, with good humor and b0rg-like precision.
WHEREAS, Mary O’Spockn has provided guidance, inspiration, shared her knowledge, and sought to forge friendships in order to make a difference in ICHC and in the lives of the Cheezfrenz.
WHEREAS, these attributes and values are the core to the well-being of our community.
NOW, THEREFORE, it is hereby proclaimed that this, the 14th day of May, in the year 2008, shall be MARY O’SPOCKN DAY and that all CheezFrenz are urged to participate wholeheartedly in its observance.
Welcome Back Mais Oui Sweet Pea!
As a member of the welcoming committee, it’s my pleasure to present you this laurel and hearty handshake.
And here’s a commemorative picture captioned by our very own Jamamakitty:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1129731
Let the party BEGIN!!!
* Maus dismounts Petunia and strides to MaryO *
* He sweeps her into his arms and murmurs softly in her ear *
Comment ça va, ma cherie? Bienvenue!
And… where the heck is my dongle!
ooooo-didn’t see that comin….
*klonk*
*Helps MaryO up*
You’ll be fine. You’re just out of practice…
Maus, fanks 4 postin mai lolcatpik………….. ai wanted tew make sure it was here on time….
now i just has wun redundant question
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1111825
oh, my! good fing I got my party sombrero on to keep my cabeza frum splorting all Over teh place- i lub deez kittehs you be makin for me!!!!
*pant pant*
~unkinks leg from dragon saddle and slides to ground~
~tethers dragon to dragon hitching post and saunters over to group~
Happy well combs, abowt elebenty ours layt
Sorry tu miss the morning sell a bray shun, but glad tu bee heer nao!
Heer is a cup of teh water frum teh majik well of wellness!
Tastes grate and is less filling, and helps with teh happ y ness inkreesses.
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I brot plenty foar all chezpeeps, so drink up! Yu shud feel inkrees in teh happ y ness rite away!
Yer buddie
LyP
Some days it doesn’t pay to gnaw through the straps. Some days it does.
Wow! Iz it tru??? Happ-y-Ness iz a Welsh sea monsta?
you can has a rampant Welsh dragon?? way kewl.
hee- you think maus will notice i ignored the dongle queschun?
Um… No! But yoo haz a grayce peeriud of elebenty secunds to ’splain it. Lucy.
Shud has a “comma”: ’splain it, Lucy…
umm (¿yikes! better thinks kwik…)
no hablo inglés, señor.
Yeah, right, chica.
*Kisses each cheek, “proper” Latin style*
Where else in the world can you kiss a pretty girl when you first meet her, and she insulted if you do not?
*readjusts clothing and hair*
thank you Dread Pirate Maus
I brotted you dis botlol of Pisco. ten cuidado, es muy peligroso…
passes over botlol wif cleer liquid.
*scamperz off leaving hair all ober DreadPirateMaus’s crimson silk pirate shirt*
Fanks MaryO! I lerves tryin noo beverijes. Speshully wehn dey is alkohoolic
i wooden lite teh zippo too clothes to wit, doh…
Question: Is Pisco available in the USA?
good question; i don’t know the answer.
mebee chek your local peruvian market where they sell organically grown cui & Inka cola…
Oh yeah. I totally fergotted. Tehre’s about elebenty ov dems neer mai howse…
There is a bunch near mah house too.
*narrows eyes at Maus*
Does u live in mah house?
Um… NO!
But I did find yer howse kees onna sydewalk.
*Hands the keys to LCB*
[quietly finishes grinding the copies]
[scrubs the key impression out of the bar of soap]
*slow, sad hed shake*
How quickly they forget about teh asploding dye packets. Lucky thing I just had all teh furnitures skotchgarded.
Some days I kinda like being purple.
purple suits yu teho, wich reminds me, nebber trai paynting a howse wiff a groop ov hai-skoolers, eet will inevitably dissolve intu a paint fite, dis ees wai ai has a pair uv pants wiff a tan/green streak across one leg (yu shuld hab seen teh OTHER gai!)
teh howse got paynted tho, rite?
an tahtz why yu alweyz keepz a pare uv klothes spessifickallee foar payntin.
Thnx Maus! Naow dat dey suspekt u livin in LCB’s howse dey wont suspekt meh!
buttitiz DANGjerus!
Welcum bak mary!
Oh, hai! I iz new cheezfren, but I haz been reeding for a wyle, and nose teh Mary O’Spockn as backboan of cheezburger commu… comun… fambly.
I cannot has teh shoogur, it is teh pleh to me! So I haz brought yummee shoogur-free cheezcaeks to teh party, in teh blackbottomed Kahlua varaiatee, and teh chokomint varaiatee. Haz some cheezcakes!
*flash*flash*flash*
takes pickhurz for MaryinCheezland updaets to send to teh alienz in Nazca Peru
*swipes cheezcaek wif paw, likz it off*
*scampers off leaving hairs on cheezcaek & stiky paws prinz alll ober teh place*
*stealthily puts an invisibul tray of cheez on tha floor. Anione skampering in dat direkshun will nau leeve lots of cheezprints ebriware*
snff snff snff
hmmmm. wot’s dish i schmells?
*gobbles invisible cheez and skampurrs off*
Hay! awww, ai wuz gunna eet taht
10Q cookbooksrus!
Ai wheel trie teh chokomint if tehre iz noe fud collerN N it.
zomgz!! Cook-book-a-saurus!! I usd to maek teh beztist shugur-free pumkin cheezkaeks, wif nut kruzts…. such yum!!
Honestly i have looked through every lol cat picture on this site i have no idea why humans insist on talking like this ^ its honestly ridiculous
sew wii doan havta wurry bowt punctuashun…
like yore ‘i’ shud be ‘I’ bofe tiemz
and its (teh way yer uzin it) shud bii it’s
(Ai wud refur yew to Strongbad’s correct usage uf its & it’s but Ai doan haev tiem to fynd teh linkage.)
Teh whirld iz a vry srs playse. Iz nies… noe nezzasarree tew haev a liddil kornr ob it foar frivlolity.
LOL i know the correct use of the word its and it’s i just don’t really give a damn about typing error i can’t even understand the rest of your childish post
*cough*TROLL*cough*
duz i heer teh sownd ob a hairball being horkededed up?
Sorry. I’ll get the paper towels.
Hey, if you went to Germany, would you wonder why everyone spoke German there? Or Arabic in Oman? Or Thai in Thailand? Well, then.
¡touché!
lolz! yu iz so rite, moe! if yu goes sumwares, yu haz tew lurn teh langooij, oar yu willz nawt unnerstand ennywun!
Troo! an eeben if yu duznt lern teihr langwaj, an jus getz bai wif yur own, yu stil duznt maekz rood komintz bowt teh wai dey speekz. datz bad mannorz.
well stated moe
*applause* (or applesauce iffin’ ya hongry)
*snatchz applesos an hiydz behynd keebord* … *klapz*
*sneaks up on moira and tips a pan of appul sos over them*
*bonkz jd on teh hed* Cud’v had a V8!
aw mann, that wuz spechul cinnamonmnon appelsos
wasted
hmmph
*pullz appelsos owt ov hayr* U still wont it?
…or Vietnamese in west Phoenix, Spanish in south Phoenix and FAAAAAAABULOUUUUSSSSS in the Midtown area
no i wouldn’t german, arabic, etc. is all a real language this is just made up when it gets upgraded to a real language im sure that the world will be one step closer to idiocracy
“Idiocracy” — good word. I don’t think ICanHasCheezburger is the prime mover behind this particular impending doom, though.
“i wouldn’t german”?!
I’m sorry, but this doesn’t make sense in any established or evolving language, patois, creole or pidgin.
And languages do evolve, or “upgrade” as you put it; from a functional pidgin to “first language” status as creole to a formal established language.
Will that happen to Lolspeak? Who knows! But wouldn’t it be fun to have been a part of its (no apostrophe) inception?!
Methinks a word was dropped. Along with all pretense.
wai did yew eben bother registering on here? now that’s ridiculous!!
im i didn’t have to register to create a comment
I iz ridikuluz? Or iz I jus’ spiiking wat wud be normul eburiday English in thu tyme ov Chaucer? Spelling wasn’t even invented until after America woz diskovured, which is why dey spell things strange.
No kitteh I know haz eber biin to a klass on formal spelling. “But you’re not a kitten!” Da interwebbs are anony-mousie, so you can’t really be sure of that. Eben if you were, living history websites will use Middle English or Old English, pirate afficado websites use 16th and 17th century nautical phrasing, so why expect anything different here? “But kittens don’t talk!” Get the books on cat artwork (usually cats working with paints) and cat dances (cats who actually dance on two legs to music) then tell me all about what cats can’t do.
Gawain Translation
(bob)
ful clene
(wheel)
for wonder of his hwe men hade
set in his semblaunt sene
he ferde as freke were fade
and oueral enker grene (SGGK lines 146-150)[10]
(bob)
full clean.
(wheel)
Great wonder of the knight
Folk had in hall, I ween,
Full fierce he was to sight,
And over all bright green. (SGGK lines 146-150)
This wasn’t sposed to post yet – ai had sum kleen-up to do – but – there ’tis,
eneway!!
we had scribes long before america was discovered
Maus, I finkso ai iz in lubz wif yoo.
ai thinkz we all iz…
Yash, Maus, dat wuz a spectacumaus entrie adn proklamashun!!!
{{{{{{{*deer* Maus}}}}}}}
Just wayte till he lites ur pants on fyre…
nawt if we lite his awn fyre nawt seckund!!!!!
Ladies! Ladies! Let us show some decorum!
Wii hab awlreddy dekor8ed dis fyne partee! Nao need moor stuffz?
Noe, yew decorumd jest fien Fikshunkitteh.
Whew, Ai tink ai tooks awl teh bannur stuffz teh decorumating playce had. Adn thayr owt ob catfetty adn bublolz. It luuks sew festib in heer
teh decorashuns are the Win!! fnaks!
*sneeks up berri kwietlee beehind maryo*
OHAI, MARY SWEEPEA O’SPOCKN!1!1!11!!!1!
Willykums bak!
no 1 in particular/Werdycnan
you shows me ur dekorum, i shos you mine.
O.o
Ooooooo!!! MayWee!! Did yoo bring us sum dekorum, tooo??
I hoeps so. We needs it.
jus wut is teh decor in dis rum?
but why is the rum gone??
PotC ftw!!
Dis partee R owt ob kontroll!!!1!
an dat’s jus teh way weeeeeeeee LIKE it!! HA {{{4.5}}}
Wheeeeeeeee wi has a rum!! Mai fabritt. Cap’n Jinjer iz mai choyce ob poyzin (cap’n morgan n jinjer ale). Mmmmmm tastee!
*likkin lipz n wiskurs
pynk walls wit’ purple striped walpaypa on thu left half ov iich wall ov tha swimmin puul filled with rum. Der iz a grue on da diving bored. Hi iz wearing reely dark sunglasses. Four beetles go by, drinking rum and coke. An austrian kiiteh is lounging in a dekchair drinking rum and tea.
ai knew dere wuz a reezun ai luvs dis playce, even teh beetles r relaxed, nyce an polite (sort uv) naow, wayres stend win yu needs him?
decorum may just be one off teh few fings on ICHC that doesn’t expand to meet the sichuashun-
just an observashun after reading sum of teh posts from when i wuz gone:wink:
Yes, Mary, if u haz any decorems to share, we neez sum!!
Glad u r bak!!
*hangz sum dukkee-shaypd danglee fingeez*
*grumbles about knight in tarnished armor chashing teh partee and deceiving innocent ladeez*
*Drags in the Debriefing Cart*
I fergotted. We has sum unfinisheded bidzness…
hay!!!! Ai has wun ‘get owtta debreefing free’ card!!! An ai’m using it!!!
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At teh partee, Maus? Srsly???
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*Runs away wifout handin over teh card*
*Puts on Bugs Bunny head*
Heee. Ain’t I a stinker?
*sings* And yew smell liek wun tew!!!
Maus! U unpaws Kafleen teh 2!
I alreddy givved her a perimmietter alarm fur her breefs.
Apparelly there is a bug innit. KtNF, this wuz solar powwerred, did u maek sure to put the senssur on the owtsied??
Duct Tape kept trying tew eet it…
shoot, that’s nawt in teh skript.
hoo iz Duct Tape?
sowwy… Duct Tape is mah kitteh
oh well taht makez sense!!
kittehs alwais liek the bugs!
(we try to keep them awai from you SMoM)
10Q leeza-b!
Purrhapz Ai shud srsly rethenk teh length ob mai abitar!
noesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!! it is teh perfekt
{{Jamama}}
It IZ ezee tew spawt…
ai lurves teh liddel buglet!!
ai won’t let mai kitteh eet yew… ai promis… the most he’ll do is sniff yew. srsly.
Dukk tayp iz lyke teh forss: It haz a lite syde an a darck syde an it keepz teh wurld 2gether.
KafleenTNF, yore kittehz wizkrz TEAkul!!
Ai wuz logged orf!
A buginnit?
Doan luuk @ mii… KafleenTeh2nd iz nawt mai tiep.
…Ai’m moar intew teh sinetistz PdB promizd.
{{Shii iz teh sweetPurrsun tho.}}
snert… ai wud chech arown teh MaryO liberry… ai be finkin yew will find sum there
anee lowng hared jeeollyjists?
longhair-ed stagehands?
Kin yew wayte till Ai finnish mai Dgree?
O hai Maus u chayngd ur naym 2 Sir Real?
beware of Wyatt Earf too
O-O
yay welkum bak Mais Oui n CH.
Rezolushuns on ornate velum is always teh way to go for welcome back anouncements.
Yew haev bin scarse az whale, S&MS… tew mutch werk?
uh huh (shhh I’m in training rite now for usin teh evil computer program SAP…)
Ai whale bee vry kwiet.
srsly.
jus dont tattle on me…
SAP? De German system? I wus in a big SAP project seberal yeers ago. Is difficult to modify but ver innerestin to instal. Programmin in ABAP is a pertty good ting to lern.
{{{Sol}}}
ya da german system. it stands for SaarpenflugerdruckunterlegscheibefürSüßigkeitfabrikAbelskeiverbenötigtmehrGedächtnisPooginflüfervonhappycat III… which, loosely translated, means “Database that IT department must remind you every ten minutes how very powerful and sophisticated it is, even though they only know how to implement about 1% of its functionality”
Um.
So I guess you type pretty fast, then?
But ov corse
But I presses Ctrl-V evun fastur
Sry. I is havin multipull persenalitee issyoos toodai.
Dun wurry, mai evil twin Moria iz sleepin in 2dai.
ROTFL.
Congramatulashuns! MaryO! From teh Burgers.
zomg!!! Cheez, ai has always wanted to meet yew!!!!! Why are yew sew awesume and full of win?!?!
bevuz hee is cheezburger, teh nayme alone confers fantastic powers uv win an awsum!
Well uv corse, evry1 noez dat…
i am honored. thanks!
*taps microphone*
*squeel of feedback*
ok ebberybuddy…
ready?
awl together now
.
a makichik,
and-a jimag,
and-a kamatum
and-a ipak usumat …
welcum backs frum Purrroo Mary O’S !!11!eleven
*raucous applause*
*whistling*
*outbreaks of spontaneous dancing and merriment*
*consumption of beverages*
* wipes little tear from eye with corner of Prof. dBeaker’s lab coat*
Perdón,my allergeez seem to be muy mal este mañana..
youze teh welcum … an wait till yew see teh big anouncment, furter down teh thred
oh. my. starz.
*starts boohooing all ober Prof. d’Beaker*
heh heh heh …
*pats M.O’S on head*
here, have another pisco martooni
*passes over botlol of Pisco*
thoughted Usted might like this.
Wait, whut? Pisco is a drinky? It’s not niteclub whare peeps dance while balancing fishies on their heds?
So much for that hunnert percent on teh vocab kwiz.
ohai, LCB!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gibs bigggggggg hugz and fishes*
*passes crate of fishes – teh varietee for teh putting on teh head and danzing*
heres a krate of teh drinky kind ob Pisco
and a big box o’ chokolatay hand made at Helena’s in Ica.
(reluktantlee passes ober the choklate)
umm, they suposed to hab bite marks in dem.
*passes ober a mulitkolored objet*
and a byooooooooootimuss multicolored hammok which gives sweet dreemz and rest for cat naps.
YAY! I has a hammok of many colors! I so been wanting one!
Did teh bandidos honor teh letter of safe conduct I gived u?
Gonna go try out mah hammok now.
*Ties one end of hammock to Maus, other end to PdB*
Hold still guise. kthxZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Whale taht wheel eider sloe Maus doun or yew ar in foar whyld ried, LCB.
*takes another sip from bottle of pisco*
*tosses bottle to Maus at other end of hammock*
we haz noo drinking game
*opens one eye*
Whatever u guies does, DO NOT run away in opposite directions. Mah mommeh diddent raise me to be no slingshot fodder.
*Catches bottle*
Fanks PbB.
*GlugGlugGlugGlugGlugGlugGlug*
Ahhhhhhhh
*BURP*
Hey! I wonder if Pisco is flamamamabul?
*Gets out Zippo*
Whaddya fink, Beeks ol’ buddy?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSSSSSSS!
ES MUY PELIGROSO!!!!!!!
O mai… frum Per00 tew Tierra del Fuego!
*mumbles in sleep*
Mmmm… yes, warm in hammok. Warm here in Paroo.
*tosses and turns*
Too warm… whare is firemans wif palm fronds to cool me wif?
*sniffs*
MMmmm… BBQ. Whut’s cookin?
*wakes up*
AAAAAaaaaahhhhhhh! Itz me!
Whare is teh firemans wif palm fronds to fan teh flames? I mean wif hoses to dowse me wif?
teh NB, sillee! Tho, ai fink dere are sum lower down in the thred at the MaryO liberry.
Fire!
*Maus runs to get the firemen*
*The hammock tightens, and LCB goes flying into the air*
Oooohhh! Pretty! Woo ordurd teh fyrewerks?
OH MY! fireworks! You guize reeely noes how to throw a partee!
I’m here to tell ya tho: It’s no picnic bein teh party bein throwed.
*FWOOF*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! HALP! Get teh peepl catchy thingy and a bukket of watters!
Hay, I can see mah house from up here!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! HALP!
Leeza kwicklee moves one of the 30 gallun barrells under LCB, and SCORE!!
I meen, er, LCB drops rite in the barrell uf burbon whippy creem!
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*KERFLUMP*
Whew. That feels better. What’s this all over me? *tastes* Mmmm!
Hay! Whut u guise doin? Why u tryin to get me out of this barrell? I wanna stay here!
*fights off reskewers*
um…. issnt dat flammable?
Hmmmm… I’m not sure…
*Gets out the trusty Zippo*
*sniffs*
Mmmmm… creme brulee…
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yup. It’s flamamamabul.
*Puts seltzer bottle from pocket*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
Whut a wayst ov purrfectly gud brulee. Oh well…
*sputter*
Will somebuddy pass me a towel? A hunnert dollar one, plz.
Oh, and a couple of firemans?
I know I isn’t on fire anymoar, just give me them. Don’t question me.
*Petunia gallops up with some firemen riding*
*They are carry towels*
Thx!
*retires to teh NB for firemans therapy and debriefing*
I fink this will be eesiest 2 do:
**put lid on teh barrell, and rolls LCB to the NB**
**takes lid off**
Heer, LCB, teh firemenz were alreddy heer, regyoolashuns u noes, when there are fyrewerds goin on.
**Hands LCB a stack of 100p towlls and runs awai**
oh, teh pisco is teh danjerous cemical substance. see, if yew pours it like this
*glub glub glub*
and then puts the glass to the lips
*swallow*
hoooaaaaahhhhhh
an if yew duz that too often ….
… ur frenz take picshurs and put lolcapshuns onnit and post it to teh innerweb?
… u dances wif a fish on ur hed?
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… u sleeps wif teh fishes?
all of teh abuv, butz ok, because yew duzzn’t remember nuffin
*takes swig of Pisco*
U doesn’t rember nuffin bout whut, now?
*takes another swig of Pisco and hands bottle back to PdB*
*Puts a assortment of minnows on hed, danses a minnowette*
*head desk*
*spills fishes all Over the plaice*
Dis iz teh bezt partay EVAR!
*Picks fish from Mary’s hair, cellphone videos LCB’s minnowette*
Mai nawt sekkund MewT00b post!
Ooo tewna fisheez!
*taykz fisheez frum mary an cukz dem ovr a campfyre*
snerk. i wuz wondering when sum won wood start teh fishy puns after my “plaice”
Kittehz gotz 2 has fisheez sumtyme or anotha. Heer. *handz mary a sammin.
♪♪sammin chanty evenin’ ♫
iffen ur not careful, you might make a bass out of yourseff
Yew sed taht jest fur teh halibut!
wha canna say, I’m an invertebrate punster
spinelessly unable to reesist a pun
so slug me
O hai, Phillipe! Cud ai trai sum ov teh danjerous cemical substance???
Will ai tehn to a “hoooaaaahhhhh” laik yoo???
here yew goes, JCH4K
*clink*
*glub glub glub*
n-joy
*gleep* HoooooooAAAAAHHHHHhhhaahahahh!!!
Welcome back, MaryO! I can’t rilly say I’ve missed u since I heared from u moar often while u was gone than when u is heer. I lurved ur pix and felt sad when it was time to say goombye to all ur new frenz.
Liam has a few messidges 4 u:
1. http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1137036
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2. http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1135821
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3. http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1139288
lcb – Liam iz verree prettee boi.
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Plz 2 gibs him snorgles 4 mi. kthxbai.
**returns frum googgling ‘capybara’**
Iz ur Liam relayted to longcat? He is prettie boi! But I haz to ‘full-size’ teh screem to see all uv pickshur 3!
**whispurrs** Sew, leeza-b, wat’s a capybara?
yesh, wut seh sed!!!
Iz vry large overgrowd guineapigtypethang wut liekz tew swim. Tehy lieks tew swim seeeew mutch taht soem plazes sae capybara = fish therefour iz OK fur Lent.
oh yuck!!
Whaaht? Tehy haev bin eetn teh liddle guineapigletz in teh Pre-Columbusian markets furebbor… sew tihs iz liek goeN frum quayl tew ostretch.
Prolly tastz liek chikin, tew.
(Doan wry, Ai nevver 8 teh guineapigletz. Wun did choo whole in mai nightgoun wunst, tho.)
otay, wen yew has teh time we jus needs to hear dat storeeeee! ai hopes yew wuzznt wearinit
How that guineapiglet got into ur nitegown, u’ll never know.
lol
Ai WUZ whairN it…
Had maed guineapigsizd hammoky spawt (tween mai neez) wif teh loooong LauraIngleztype nytegoan Az Ai sat onna bed.
Ai thot ‘Oh, guineapig wheel lub dis hammoky thing Ai haev maed.’
An wuz tru. Hym liekd it sew mutch hym nibbld frew a fold in mai nytegown.
Ai told mai cuzN Ai dint wanto hold taht ole GP Noe Moar.
Wuz traumatatizin.
fanks 4 sharon!! ai haz all kinds ob vishuals that i shall nebber asq qwestions abawt
*considers*
yeah, mebbe fur teh bezt.
Donut yew meen ‘mebbe fur teh beest’
it whir a furree liddil beest!!
Ai wuz wrong… wiki sez tehy tayzt liek pork.
Ai no lyke heerin abowt hao teh gineepigguls taste. Wun of myne (ai hab 12!) is pregnant sew ai am abowt tew hab liddul bebbeh ginneepigs an dis post is maykin me hab a sad, deysis tew cute to nom on
{{{baybee gineepiggulz}}}
Awl wii haev ar babee guppeez… but Ai wudden want noewun tew eet tehm eider.
wunce, i took a boi to teh Steenkin Rose (is terrible name foar a restarant, but everyting tehy serve comes smothred in garlick)… an he ordereded teh rabbit! it came to our table… it still looked like a rabbit! that boy got dumpded a little wyle later.
lol
Ai haev bin tew teh Steenkin Roze in SanFranksistor twyst. Did nawt ordr teh rabbit. Teh pasta wuz gud. (Rabbit iz okai in stoo… whar yew doan haev tew thikn baout it beN a rabbit.)
seemz to be sum kind uv large rodent-y creechure.
nawt sure I’d wants to put my kittehs up aginst wun tho….luks BIG!
teh nommer mite end up bein the nommee!!
Heer’s a pickshur!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
OOPS!
Sowry, that wuz wun of teh skwirrlz that got in2 teh burbon whippy creem!
Here:
http://www.rebsig.com/capybara/
ai has seen a capybara at teh zoo. Ai wud say teh look liek extreemly overgrowed guinea pigs. Nicer than teh ROUS’s tho.
There’s this kid’s book called Hooway for Wodney Wat….in it is a character named camilla capybara……this is one of the funniest kids book I’ve ever read!
Yes, Liam is vry long. He’s still growing even as we speak, but when he was a n00b at mah house his nickname was “Liam Longshanks”.
Is good, because I is somewhut height disadvantaged and he can get things off high shelves for me. Only wifout upposable thums, this means he just pushes them off teh shelf.
sowds liek a verry halpful kitteh!
I haz Weezy traned to tayste test all mah fuds.
Wait a minnit….
Liam iys a rlly gourgeeous kitteh, veree beautimusfull;
Him luuks liek he cud bees inna Shebah kommurshul!!!
Liam r teh Hansum Boi.
I lurves Himz purplol Bananandanana!!
Oh, LCB, whut a pritteh orinj kitteh! He is so tall! Luks liek yoo got yor hanz full.
Be kayrful uv teh orinj wuns! They will brayk yor hart!
Ai agreez. Liam is a very handsome boi. Welcome home Mary O.
fnaks!
I luvs teh Liam.
*Peeks around corner..*
{{{{MARY!!!}}}} O Hai!!
WB Mary O’ n Cookie’s Hoomin!!!!! Hao wuz teh Purr-oo?
fanks, Patrick. was teh wunderfulls. here’s a linkee fur the piks dat LCB maded for me:
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MaryOInPeru
Welcomes back, Mary, House of Spock! I broughts you a large statchoo from Egypt of Bastet, the cat goddess. Since you be from House of Spock, I found one wid pointed ears. (*considers for a moment that all kittehs have pointed ears, the continues*) This kitteh goddess like a Vulcan in that she is sometimes aloof, but sometimes warm and loveable (*wait, that’s again like all kittehs*). Um, I broughts you an Anubis statchoo…..
Welcome Back to you also, Human O’Cookie!
*scamperz over to CH*
*big floofy hug*.
* leaves hair klingon to C’sH’s clothing *.
¿¡un regalo para mi?! muchas grashus, reina de b0rg
*whisperz*-”as un regalo para ti, i assimilayted az mini prubians as i could
pero no one resemblemated Kirk, i re leesed dem bak into teh wild but I brotted you bak a botlol of pisco.
noe ez facil a comunicar en ingles ahora, si MariaO?
sí, es muy dificil para mi este día.
Estoy en Peru y Estados Unidos ahora.
*holdz cabeza en mis manos*
Would that be *FACEPALM* ?
¡¡sí!!
Win Ai wurked byelinguineeal helpdesk Ai wud dreem en Español a veces.
En mai dreemz Ai spoek flawleslie.
IRL Ai cud cornfuse a coat wif a lawyer.
Or years with… well, with something completely different. My kingdom for a tilde!
años?
{{{{Mary O’}}}}
me an Ambercat an SJ sented yew a speshull linkee iz down teh page a bit.
I iz sawree it taked sew lawng-bleepy w.p eetid it.
Plz haz a luk at ower speshull gift tew yew.
I haz a anxious cuz I pwommissed Ambercat I wud send it an is frum
TTI wib Lub
*skamperz off muy rrrrrrrrrrrrapidamente leaving cloud of floof in wake*
Que es la problema con su (no, no) el pelo, MariaO?
Iz awl yore Per00 cote fawllN owt?
Ai haeb spynd yew a ballo yarn frum wut Ai fownd inna bibliotech. Yew want Ai shud maek yew a pawncho?
¡sí, me gusta un poncho!
Ai hoep it fitz, lurks abit smallish
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ʬʬ
/W§W\
/W§W\
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o noe, Ai muzt haev used soem ov WPs secret stitchez at the neck… BRB
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*tries again*
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ʬʬ(….)ʬʬ
VW§WV
VW§WV
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oooooh! me gusta mucho!
no te procupes about the shedding. just like teh kittehs, i shed but there’s always plenty moar to spread around.
{{{{Cookie’s Human}}}} Ai ar sooooo glad yoo ar bak!!!
An – doo go luk at teh pitcher taht Jamamakitteh maed – taht Maus browt up a teh top!!
Ai think yoo’ll liek it!!!
It even looks like one of Cookie’s baby pikshurs!
but ob corse!!!
zomg! ohai CH!!! ai hope yew had a lubberly trip!!!!
*Sailing into view inside a bubblol wif a string uv bubblolz following her.
*Each bubblol is shaped like a letter.
*Cweenfetti fawlz frum deh bubblolz adn teh messij reedz:
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WELKUM HOME, MAIS OUI!
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*Landz gently adn greetz teh travelers.
{{{{Mary O}}}} {{{{{CH}}}}}
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Have sum sham pain!!
*POP*
Oooh! Dat wuz fun. Gotz a liddul spritzed alw over maisef!
*giglol
*Porez sum in deh glasses.
Luk at deh pretty bubblolz.
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*Handingz dem owt 2 1 adn awl.
Cheez!!
oooooooooooh lukkit all teh priddy kulurs………….. dems sham pain bubblols is sew priddy
*cheez* Klinky glasses
gulp gulp gulp….
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Tidmum hands out Krystal etched shampane bukkit(nawt bloo)
“Scuzes me oh cween,Plz may I can haz a refill? Shampane am teh besst fer toastin our Cheezfrenz dont yew fink?”
Raises glass to MaryO’ an awl teh cheezpeeps an sez” Bottums up”
**Holdz bukkit up 2 deh lite. Lukz closelee @ it.**
U shur dis not bloo? Mind if I get a sekkund pinyun on dat?
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**kawlz over lolrus 2 inbestigating.
**Lolrus eggzaminz berry berry closelee.
**Lolrus gibz hugelee sigh uv sadness.
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Gess it not b himz blo bukkit. **Fillz wif shampane.**
Cheez!!
*gigglolz*
Ai liek diz shampagnee!
Buttumz oop tew yew tew, Tidmum!
Ai red sum freds bak taht yew alsew haz a twelvish dodder wif siez 8 feet!
Myne iz nawt yet 12 (gib hur til Aug) but her feetz iz 7-8 alreddi.
Shii goez “wen yew outgrw thoez shuz kan Ai hab tehm?”
Ai sae “Yew ar teh onee wun owtgroun shuz rown heer!”
(Iz nawt tru, shii haz 2 sibz, buttsteel.)
Ohai smom
I r onlee 6 sew she no can has mah feet cubbers!!
I finkso I needs to chop orf her feets an den she will be shorter an I doan haz tew wurry bowt Shuze!
Iz Merikan size 8 same as TTI?
She can haz laydees sized clobes – I haz a jelluss ob her figger- She r teh beeyootiful girl.
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I taked teh Dally dogs owt tewday-Mungo Baggins iz a bit bedder-He did rollin in teh grass an Buddercups
I thot Pollyanna wuz jess coppeein him til I seed whut she wuz rollin in
Phewee Stinkee fox poops
I maydid mah Daddeh warsh her orf
Glad yore daddeh kleend hur oop. Ai cannoe emajin whut teh fox poops smelt liek, but Ai wuddN want it awn mai furnichur!! Gib Mungo beeeg scmoo foar mi!
Ai raided mai clozit
*clears throat, reads label on tongue of trainer*
US 9.5 (wimminz)
UK 7.5
Eur 41 (bet tahts cm, sew sinetifik)
JPN 26.5 (nawt shur wut unit!!)
Sew yore dodder iz tallr tahn mii and her feets ar lawnger, tew.
*shakes head* Ai haev alreddee shrunk 1″ sinze HS.
*brightens* Am steel tallr tahn mai momma & dodderz (sew far).
*gives big hug to cweenmj*
here’s a botlol of Pisco for you, your high ness.
*whispurrs behind paw*
i seem to has lost teh abilitee to reed sum stuffs, like your beutimussly caligraphied mesages. duz i need a dongle to reeds it?
*continues giggling over teh shampane tikling nose*
Cheez, cweenmj!!
Yur sham pain bubblols ar SOOO prittee!!
*sip sip sip sip* *sip sip* *sip*
an it iz reellee gud, too!! {{{{{{maybee we cud taek Mary an Cookie’s Human fur a bubblol ride sumtime??? Ai am shur tehy wud luv it!! ;0
bubble ride: DO WANT!!
O Hai, MaryO adn welcum bak. Weez misseded yuu soe muches;
Naow doan goe wai foar awhil; yuu hasta staiy heer adn plaiy wif us….:lol:
Adn Human O’Cookie az wel; weez kudn’t waiyt foar yuu tu geyt bak adn tel us awl bowt yuur Gypshun trypp.
Pleez tu staiy heer wif us adn cheer us awl up jes bye yuur beiyng bak!!!!
i mist you peeps two! i prolly stay stateside till next yr.
Yay, sweet MaryO! Yoo is bak frum yor wurldwide travails, er I meenz travels! Yay! Hurray! We missed yoo so mush! {{Mary O}}
Travelin is teh fun, but cummin hoem is fabyulus! Welkum hoem!
{{{{{{{{{big hugs to Gremlin}}}}}}}}}}}}}
♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪
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♪♪♫♫♪. MARY O’ SPOCKN ♪♫♫♪♫
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. . ♫♪ WELCOME HOME ♪♫
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This lufflee dooette abawt a beyootiful gurl hoo returnz iz
. speschul fur yoo!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZORqZv3odh8
Alfredo Kraus and Barry McDaniel
“The Pearl Fishers” by Georges Bizet
Duet: “Au fond du temple. . .Oui, c’est elle! C’est la deésse”
English subtitles (Yes, it is she! It is the goddess)
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♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪
Sry, Janet, but taht nawt-sekkund gui? Mr. Bean!!!!!
Wut be dis tokk of Mr. Been? He rox? Well duh.
an this is frum zauberflote – she asked mee to bring to to yoo!
♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪An lolllamaz awl innarow? ♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪
WELCOME BAKK MaryO’Spockn!!!!! I haz missded u!
Nawt to be owtdun bai Maus’s Sachertorte, I haz baked a huje angelfudz caek. There is nawt a aigg left in tihs grate Communwelth uv Virjun Yah! Wii can haz chawklit drizzlz, wippee creem (Leeza, u awn that?) shtrumberreez, boobuureez, an prollee sham payne too! (An moar chawklit drizzlz!
)
I wish I cud stai fur teh partee butz nao I haz to go. BBinafyoodayz
*trotz orff awn floofee pawz, wisspurrin Mary’s bak, Mary’s bak!*
♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪
Yup! Pi is awl reddy!!
Now U is leevin Janet??
*wayves bbye**
Welcome Home Mary O’
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I send dis linkee agen for teh fird tyme
Lub from
Ambercat, SJ an me
http:www.cookbookwiki.com/High Tea
Stoopy weerdpress Grrrrrrr.
For MaryO’
Frum TTI
http://www.cookbookwiki.com/High Tea
Arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
http://www.cookbookwiki.com/High_Tea
Wohooooooooooooo!
At last it werked.
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*Ahem*
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Welcome Home Mary O’
We haz missed yoo an ar glad tew see yew sayfly back
Plz tew enjoi dis berree spesshull Tea frum teh TTI (klik teh abub linkee)
Lub frum
Ambercat, SJ an Tidmum
Tidmum!! so glad yoo cud com!! Ar yoo having sum sham pain wif us??
cweenmj brawt lotz of it!!
Ohai Janet,
I wuz heer reely erlee, to post a linkee fer Mary O’, frum Ambercat an Sj an me
an teh weerdskwash eetid it free times*sniff*..*sob*..*sob*..
I taked ages fer me tew try an poast it an den it diddunt werk an den it wuz wrong an den it did werk an a doan noe if Mary O’ has eeben seed it yet
an I haz a sad an a whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! an I am goin inna gardin tew eet werms!!!
*Boohooo* *sniffle *sniffle*….
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But I haz a Happi nao cuz Deer Mary is hoam an we can haz plai tyme Yayyyyyy!!
Donut has a sad!!!!! Yew is makin me has a sad!!!!!1!
{{{{{{{{tidmum}}}}}}}}
Yay! I mist teh hi tee you laydees hadz wile i wuz gone.
Fanks!!
*goes off the get teh hat wif the silk flores, little white gloves and flowery dress*
Me an Ambercat hadz teh bestest afternune.Teh picshures am awn teh cheezfrenz site-We eeben fownd a YNG!!
So… ready for a little dance? A waltz? Or… Teh Tangoes?!
oooo, yes, pls. duz i has to choose which one or i cans be greedy?
tidmum, ai jus has tew tell yew that i wuz abel to open yr nawt second linkie…… jus teh cut an pasteeeeeee……. sew you are a success afterall!!! tey awl werked!!
Fank CC fer dat!! Dis teh Nawt sekkund tyme I ebber did teh linkee fing.
Ambercat emiaowed me teh strukshuns!!
I wuz awl sadded cuz we soo wanted Mary O tew hab teh TTI
Ohai Tea an ai diddunt finkso she cud see it.
Iz a lubbly Tea-I can has a drool ober teh Pikshur!!
tidmum, the pikshur is beautimous. i lubs it. louks like we cud sit right down and eat it right now! bery nice
*sheepishly*Hai Mayurweee
ai habunt spoken to yew before, but ai’s knowin hao much yew is lubber arown heyuh. so welcum back frum wun of teh newbies!!
*takes a small peece ob cheezcake ana martoonee an hides behind JCH4K*
Yew nawt haz tew hide, Jimmba… rly. zohkay.
Mayhaps yew cud shoh her teh YewT00b ov yer Momz skwirrlfren, shii wheel adoor hym!!
Mais Oui, we hab adopted teh Jimmba, him is teh nicest yung man…… nebber wun questionable commint outa him………. yew will lub hims tew!!
{{{{jimmba}}}}
O hai, jimmba!!
ai ar so glad yoo cud com!!
But alas, ai must go out fur a few hourz.
jammamakitty – wud yoo pleez take care ov jimmba fur mee?
Tahnks.
ya shur yoooooo betcha!! he will need to cut bak onna martooonies tho…..ai takes mai responsibilolity berry seriously
uh-oh! Jimmba, yew gonna need to go to teh NB wif thos martoonies… ai fink dere are sum nice fyreladies there, tho… mebbe won’t be sew bad?
noooo, ai no wanna go to teh nortee barn *strop* ai wanna parteeee!! um, akshully, ar dere anee geeky ladee’s in dere, den ai mite be purswaydid? *digs toe into grownd*
ai am nawt sendin yew away! Ai jus dinnt want yew to get in trubble!!! Ai fink there are the geeky ladees lower down teh thred at the new MaryO liberry!
Encantada, Jimmba; I am pleased to meet you.
yes, Jimmba, come to the library- should be lotz of us geeky laydee’s dere.
[go to/. libraree] oh deer, ai be yewsin code out of wurk … mai nerdiness, ai shows it te yew.
You mean this /.library?
slashdot.org/hof.shtml
ummm … yeah … I write in foxpro not slashdot so I didn’t really know what to put
ai gut that compleeeetly wrung *goes red* sawreee
WELCUMZ BAK MARY’O,
EBBRBUNNY MISSED U !!!1!
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Wee all R happyTail 2 C Ur safe returnz
N 2 halp sellAbr8, ai bringz sum
Multi-cullerd confettiii fuurr all 2
Toss inna air wiel we dancNtwirrell
*rownNrown, uppzNdownz..tossin confetties,
Twirrlin N spompin, slydin N steppin*
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**Ok, ai dizzee naow, ai sits N watches fuurr
A wiel…ennybuddy bring drinkz?**
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Ai brot Margajaritaz. Want oen?
O jess, fankx rhsb, dey R delishus N nutrishus
N halp mai recubbery frum da dizzies
well dont mind if I du, rhsb!
can I haz a frooty marjajarita? Razzberrie, purrhapz?
Ai misseded yoo tew—SOOOOO gladd yoo’re bak!!!! {{{{{{{{{{MaryO}}}}}}}}}}
An Cookie’sHoomin, tew! It’s bin quyeter wifout yoo bofe! {{{{{{{{{{{Cookie’sHoomin}}}}}}}}}}
WELKUM BAK MARY O AND COOKIES HOOMIN!!!
**whispurss**
I did on the rite day this tiem?
WHEW!
I see I did, grate!
***wheels owt 50 meter dia. chawklet pe-cawn pi, wif 30 barrell galluns of whippy creem: plane, burbon, and cininiminimnom.
***dodges irritayted skwillz who is ded tyred frum werking all nite**
PI IS REDDY!!
and ai haz brung sweet-tater pi- vewy gud wif burbon whippy creem!! nuff for evereebodee…
*Trips ober irritayted skwirllz an falls hed nawt sekkund awntew pi*
*Sits up n wypes creem owf faec*
Oops, sowry leeza….. Hay! nomnomnommittee – reelee gud wippee creem!!!
ai has teh cyoooooooooooootest vishual!!!
Sowry abowt that 4.5 diamond kitteh!
But u did haz a sawfty landing at leest!
** hands 4.5K a 100p towell**
hmmmmmph, jus wai did seh get teh spensib towel?? ai jus gets teh dish towel.
Lower p towl, CUD be sumthin you DO WANT, Jamamakitty!
Oh fanks, leeza! Berree kind ob u! But ai finkso ai’ll jus keep likkin. But reelee kind ob u! Reelee!!!
oh, did I say 100p towl??
I MENT to giv u this $100 towl heer. We onlee uses tehm for speshul occasshuns.
U’ll need to leeve a deposit fur it tho.
LCB wants us to keep track uv them.
10p pleez!
Can u gibbing mii a few dais?
u can gladlee pay me Toosdai fur a cheezland towl todai!!
PI – wif teh skwilley whippee creem – YUM!!! Gud job, Leeza-b!! This iz reelee yumnomyum!!
An ai sending menee “Welkum hoem Sweet Mary” wishes!!! Yay!!!1!
Welcum back, Mary! Let’s PARTAAAAAY!!!!!
(an don worry about basement cat minyuns — jus give tehm martoonies, too)
Hi Mary welcome back! How was Peru?
and did you get to meet Paddington?
yes! I met him for desayuno the morning I left. We had “kwaker” with cocoa; I believe he is the Offishul representative for the Bears at the summit being held in Peru this week.
Welkum bak MOS!! Wii is awl happitail yew hab returnz frum ur farawai jurnee. Whut a lubbly partee!
*fsk sheepishly unfurls kolorful adn sparklee bannur saiing
“Bienvenue Retour”
*ingerlish subtytl ‘Welcome Back’
*clappin floofy paws adn wisseling (berry hard fur kitteh)
*sprays wiskurs, wypee wypee
CHEEZ
Welkum bak CH tew! Ai did nawt furgit choo!
*fsk sheepishly unfurls moorob teh kolorful adn sparklee bannur saiing
“Cookie’s Human, we are delighted to see you”
*slinks awai tinking ai donut tink ennybobby newtiss
{{{CH}}}
everybody notices
everybuddy preciates, too
Yash, wut hims sedded!!!!
{{{{{{{{fikshunkitteh}}}}}}}
Awww Fanks
Yer bannerz r deh win!!!
Hab sum sham pain, FSK.
Deh bublolz will tikkul yer noze.
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I be noticing! And I brought you back a statchoo from Egypt of Bastet, the kitteh goddess! Cats were once worshipped az gods in anshent Egypt; cats haz never forgotten this…but now most kittehs there not treeted anywhere near az good. *sighs*
Oooh, oooh mai!! Sham pain, bublolz iz teh tikkely
*wypes wiskurs wuntz moor
OMG!! A statchoo??? Fur me???
*swooning wiff eggsitemint adn full ob wunnerfuls
Itz otay, kittehs has teh wership heer in Cheezland!
Fank Yew tew boaf ob yew!! Ur sew fotfull!
Marci adn Gracias!
B cayrful ob teh voysis comin frum teh drayn…
Redstufs myt skwirt awl ober u..onlee u c it n nawt teh hoomins.
Lasers charged and ready to fire
Da lazurz r most danjirous. Ebbery tiem ai luk at dis pikshur ai feelz him tryin to taek mai brane. An ai needs mai brane 2dai, cuz ai hasta work. (much pleh)
Welkom bak Mary O!
Here is sum poudn caek for teh partay, wiff i scream to go wif. But naow I has to run,to taek my kittehs to get their shots. (tehy don noe enuff yet to say DO NOT WANT)
Tkx fur teh caek! Haev saef Dr Vizit. (Noe skratchin, bytN, clawN)
And that goes for teh kittehs, too!
*snerk*
Bebbeeh kittehs awwww!!
Deerest MaryO,
Welcum hoam!!! Ai be hoaping dat yew is habbin phun at yer party! Ai am new since yew left, but ai has heard SO MUCH abowt yew!!!!! Ebberybuddy has missed yew sew much!!! Ai am happee that yew are home and ai can meet yew and we can play togedder in cheezland!
Cheezluv,
Kafleen2
*whispurrz: MaryO, u simplee LUV dis new kitteh.
Her b full uv awsum and deh win!!!!1!!11!!!!!
Encantada, KafleenTNF.
How nice to meet you! Here: has some choklate. Yes, it is sposed to have that bite mark on it.
stoopy werdpress put mai reply down at teh bottom of teh thred and won’t spit it back up.
ohai, maryo? did joo haz a gud twip?
why, nice to meet you, Lucy. Are you The Lucy Pevensie from War Drobe in the Land of Oom?
Spare Oom, to be sure.
jinx, you owes me a Inka Soda!
DOUBLE JINX!!
I’ll just sit here and wait for my sodas, then?
cool!- here, lettuce trade Inka Sodas
*clinks botlols wif Teho*
Cheeerz!
We’ve got to stop jinxing like this.
HAH! that’s gotta be some kind of rekord, eh? can I claim GMTA or wood dat be insulting you?
lolz! maebeez yur bofe inna mynd meld?
I’m not a great mind; I just play one on ICHC.
oops, we can has clarifimicashun:
shooda been teh specificlike -Land of Spare Oom.
Le Jinxe.
ooooo- ees zat ze Fronsch???
oh, yeh! yu wuzzint heer wen wii awl went tew Fronce tew goes tryz sum ov teh Fronsch cayk!
lolz! wai, yesh! but ai iz awlso no 1 in particular adn Werdycnan!
hee, i fot it mite be you! good to see all tree of yous!
heehee! mai split purrsunaliteez, let mee showz yu dem!
dere’z oanly wun, nawt free. dat pisco werks reel gud, ai see
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Welkum bak, Mary O’!!1!!1!! An welkum bak, Cookie’s Human!!!elebenty!!
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It r so grate tu habz yu bak! Ai bringed sum cheezkaek wif fresh mangoez.
But watch out — if u try to debrief her, she will runawayfast.
*glares @ Sir Real and B.R.*
gollee, sumbody bring me up to date on dish won.
grumble grumble…
Maus has a problem wif teh multiple personalitees. One of his personalities is the knight Sir Real, who’s trusty (rusty?) steed is named Bodice Ripper. Nawt to be trusted. Has been known to deceive teh innocent ladies into swooning and nebber calling back.
It’s a loooooooooooooong story. I’ll try to find the link. I think that will be easier.
Ai fink dat day we wuz jumpin between two pickshure, akshully.
oy, I can has a Buenas Tardis to jump between linkees.
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/06/funny-pictures-its-deepur-than-it-looks/
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icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/07/funny-pictures-the-barking-stopped/
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Heer is two… ai fink dere mite be anudder wun tho… nawt sure. Awlso nawt shure if the linkees will bork
take two:
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/06/funny-pictures-its-deepur-than-it-looks/
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/07/funny-pictures-the-barking-stopped/
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Fanks, KTNF (I think).
*shylee*
Ai maeded yew bof a poeM:
Eevin dough yew mae nawt merembr mii
(yew levt whyl Ai wuz n00)
Ai’m sew glad yew maed it saeflee hoem
frum Ejipt und Per00.
berry suite!!! ai lurves it (eben dough nawt 4 me………. HA)
datz teh nice fing about good stuffs dat peeps share like teh cyuuuuute lol cat you maded for me & C’sH *gibs Jamamamamakitty big hugs*
and dish pome which maded me chuklol *gibs SMOM big hugz*
it onlee getz better wehn itz teh shared.
it multiplols.
definimousely!
{{{MaryO}}}
Thank you! Dat be lovely poem. You be very gifted in the poetical department.
Whalecoem Hoem!!!
{{{10Q Jamama!}}}
{{{CH}}} *bounces*
Tell uz abowt teh leddel biddy crawlN explourashun in teh pre-pyrmid t00mbs!!!
FTW SMoM!!!!
{{{MornN 4½K!}}}
Welcum bak frum Peru Mary O! Hopes yoo had a wunnerful tyme!
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Well I’m not uptight Not unattracted Turn me on tonight Cause I’m radioactive.
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*Turns on Geiger counter*
Click, click
clickity click
O, hii iz nawt jest singN teh sawng… hii rly IZ!!
Ain’t dat teh truf! Doan stan inda wai ob hiz pun-gun
Iz taht wai tehy cawl hym a pun-dit?
Mai anti-radioactiv suit iz still at da kleeners. Sumtin abowt a gwakamolee stane…
UhOh, bee karful…Ai heer’d dat radeeo actibashun can mayk ur hayer fallsowt. Ebber c a nekkid kitteh?
aim a liddel cuncernd about Mais Oui………dija notic seh’s leabin hair all ober da place? wunder if it wuz teh wader
well it cudn’t be ennything noocleeur….
ai fink aim gunna miss Gdubya sayin nucular…………… yeah like teh plaaaaague
Izzatta saym ting as nookewleer?
Er, did u meen nookielear?
My mind’s eye is having a difficult time with this.
yew see how much werk itwud be tew tri tew play scrabblol? HA
LOL!!
Teh Firm FTW
WELCOME HOME MARY O AND COOKIES HUMAN!!!!!
happy happy joi joi Mary O and CH are home!
danse danse pranse pranse caper caper
it soooo gud to see us here agin. lettuce party for u boff!
I’s never been to a lettuce party b4. Can I brings the wild rabbits from my back yard?
Oooh! Mabye we still has our lettuce heddresses in teh back room somwhares from our soopermarket danse!
I hope someone rembered to put them in teh cripser so they don’t wilt.
Plz tu c picher frum dai B4 todai, bunneh hath lethuth
Sowwy ai iz lait – wurk iz turribul todai.
Happy Return Mary O’Spockn an da Human O’Cookie!!!!!!!
Ai brot da cheeez kake an strawburreez to da partee!
*swipes teh cheezcaek wif paw*
*leaves hairs on teh cheesecaek
*scampers off to get camera leaving sticky pawprints*
cheezecake! mmmmmmmm! strawberries! double mmmmmmm! All we needs now iz some choklate on it!
Ai thnk tehre’z steel soem levt uptop ov thred.
*reaches little buggy appendage*
Heer yew goe, drizzlynne cholkate fur teh straubree chezkaek.
CH! yu iz finulee bak, tew!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!1!1!1!
*Professor d’Beaker strides to the microphone*
*wearing his best lab coat (the one with only the small coffee stain, and the little black mark from the leaky pen in the pocket*
hrmmmph….
Scuse me everyone, ai has a
It are wif grate pleasure that ai can makes this o-fish-ul announcement from d’Beaker Laboratories. As yew all noes, we sine-tists relies on reading a great deal. We reads teh sine-tific books, we reads teh sine-tific journals, we reads teh sine-tific blogs, we reads teh comic books … wait a minute, how’d that get in there? Never mind. No reading, no si-ence.
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There4, the task of improving teh literacy is a noble one and greatly to be trezzured. To do it in a far-off place is even better. To do it as a volunteer is full of win. For all these reasons, the main Library of the d’Beaker Laboratories is now officially re-named
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The Mary O’Spockn Library and Literacy Reading Room
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The sign on teh door that sez “No Fuds and Bevrijes Aloud” has been removed, and martoonies are available at the Circulation Desk (Igor will make your favorite kind, by request). Enjoy!!!1!!
zomg!!!! new partee hawt spawt!!!!!
um…. oops.. duz that meen we need to keep teh fyrehotties on standby?
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*plzplzplzplzplzplz*
well, ai suppose that safety is a nimportant pri… proiro … pryeror…. thing that cums nawt-secund in any sine-tific laboratory. If yew wantz to have teh firemens on standby, it cuddn’t hurt. (Igor says to remind you that there are lawts of sinetists abailable too)
An rly, soem ob uz prehfurrz teh geekee wunz.
no need tew blush… the geeky wuns are teh funny and win
sum of tehm have the GH(wpoi), too.
translashun pleez?
GH(wpoi) <i n. Geek Hat (wif propellor on it). Worn by only a few, usually on speshul occasions when particularly geeky announcements must be made. Rumored to be a chick-magnet. Rumors yet to be substantiated.
ohhhh, uf coars!!! Sillee me! Keep us posted on teh rumer sumstantiashun, k?
ai went out wiv wun t’other dae … gets menee lewks frum teh chicadee’s, but umm … not reeeely magnemutisin them. mebes teh proploller wuzn’t big enuff?
dats probly it
rofl
Proper sizink ob propeller on der beanie copter is ver difficultz.
Wun mus calkul8 lift and drag baste on hite an wait. More taller generally kneeds more larger propeller unlest very slender (eufemism fer skrawney)
Ders a direct korelashun based on skware/kewb law. Ob korse more large prop genrates moar static lectrics wich can mean a big spark win colse contact am achieved.
hai Sol! fankoo berry mooch fur teh esplinashun, ai will hed intew mai lab tewnite an maek teh nesuserry chaynjis tew my current GH. Ai will draw up teh results and pozt them as n wen!
*wispurs* it meesn Geek Hat (with propeller on it)
A known chik magnit!!
adn possums, which maeks dem troooly irresitabull.
Yoo see??? Waht did ai tell yoo??
JANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bin waytin to give you dish:
*rolls in little 3wheeeeeeeeeled mototaxi filled to teh brim wif yogurt dwink in flavors onlee found in Peroo*
i hopes you like it!
MaryO, deer, WYE iz yoor hayr awl fawlin owt? Izzit teh chaynj inn climbit? Iz yoo otay?
duzn’t kittehs always shed lots of hairs and still haz lots left?
my hair is shedding about normal for change of seasons,
and since i wented from spring here to autumn there and back to spring here…,
no te preocupes:not to worry, i am fined! good to see you!
Mary!1
Yoo rememberered. Tahnk yoo.
OOOOO!!! Ai luvs teh mototaxis!!! Tehy ar fun an dunt uze hardlee ene gas at awl!1 An teh yoghurt drinkz. . . .!! Ai think ai’ll start wif teh stromberree!!
YUM!!!!
Free-weeled mototaxis? Wow. Sowndz a bit liek owr autorickshaws heer:
http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2007/12/10/072731.1-lg.jpg
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Mary O’, duz teh mototaxis duzent go berry fast? I gessin nawt.
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An JCH4K, didz yu ried in enny autorickshaws in India? (dey moar komfertayblz dan teh kamelz, fur shur!)
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In Delhi dey haded sumfink liek teh mototaxi picksherz dat ai fiinded onlien — a motersykl konberted tu pull a six-seeter karrij. Teh “moto” part wuz teh anshint Harley Davidson enjinz! ai fink dey nawt haz dem enny moar.
Deer moe! The wuns in Proo ar awlmost eggaxtlee laek teh wuns in India. Ai sented hur a picshur of wun vo teh Indian wuns.
an ov corse!!! ai hav been to India five or six tiems!! Ai LURVES India!!!
an hao can yoo get around wifaur teh autorickshaws!!?? Well – LOL – akchullee – nebee ways.
Welkom home, Mary O — if there’s tee menny martoonies, jus pour teh dregs down teh drane.
Taek taht, minyuns of Basemunt Cat!
ware iz martoonie? ai fot she wud beez heer
ummmm-yew shure you wants the minions drinkin the dregs ob the martoonees?
drunks minions-wut mite be the unintendeded conseekwences?
the debil we noes versus teh debil we duznt no…
*pssst* MaryO… ai posted teh linkees sew dat yew can luk at teh threds abowt Sir Reel whenebber yew want. The links are a little higher on this thred.
fanks! i definitely goes to chek it …
Yesh! Ai lubs teh funee geekee minfolk full ob win!!
Ai wunce wanderd rown a confrince singN:
Ai’m gonna fynd mii a looonghared jeeolojist,
doan wanna dr, a lawyr oar proctolojist!
Culd bii a structral oar geeohmicrobiologizt…
Jest sew hiiz a looong hared jeeolojist.
Geeks, doan trie to unnerstan uz, jest lurve uz.
ai’s long hair .. but um .. i am compooterist type, sew … ai not reelly fit into dat singsong, seeww, dissum post pretee pointless
Noe, nawt pointeeless.
Teh compooterist type iz awl gud, but teh abuv confrince was foar Lunour&Planetitary Psi Ants… whir manee lawng hared jeeolojists runnin about.
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If Ai whir halve mai ayj Ai wud bii onna plain fur TTI
Rite Nao
tew visit yew, Jimmba. srsly.
Yew haev introdoosed mii tew eggscaylent comedians & haev teh win=vry tazte in moosiks. (AND yew plae moosik, tew!!)
awh smom yew dew flatter {{{{{smom}}}}} ai will keep yew posted on udder commedians that ai laik aaannn, ai’ll be recordin sum mewsik sewn so ai’ll share wib all teh cheezfrens!!
Yea!!! (Bofe fur teh moosik & fur mai pozt fynally showN up)
Ai wuz what chin teh Russell awn soem Telly show & teh topik wuz HarreePodder. Hii zingd teh host, was moast awesum! (Sed teh hozt wuz Hufflepuff! )
Hii (Russell) cud pass foar a weezley wif soem ginger dye!
oh oh oh, wuz it kalled mock the week?? ai luuuuurve dat show!! tis teh most funnee fing we hab on tv in TTI in mai opininom. tis full ob win an ossim!! dew yew know of eddie izzard? he’s dun kwite well ober in teh yew ess ob aayyy.
It WUZ Mock of teh week! Ai thot @ nawt sekkund it wuz liek Who’z lien, but wuz evan moar phun & topikal.
Ai haev onlee scene Eddie Izzard awn teh YewT00b sew far, hii iz grae axshully!
hmm. Ai tyep yew a post bout how full ob win yew were… whaird it goe?
Wuz nawt @ bottom liek mozt missN pozts.
*Seez 1 wif a propeller-beenee on.
*wawkz ober adn whispurrz in himz eer:
Hai der!!
Iz dat a slide ruel in yer pokkit oar r u just happee 2 see mii?
snert
axually itz a calcul8er, But I is glad to see yew!
oooh, sighense geeks, wif luks adn braynes!!
*swoon*
*klunk*
*poek poek*… um, gais? whudda we do?
heres smellin saltz…stand bak cuz theys powerful!
Hunh…..? Wha……?
*jumps up adn starts sniffing Igor*
I has a Zippo!
we can has ((NH4)2CO3.H2O) ober here plzkthx??
Kwik Kwik~sum 1 mayk a websyte tew till teh wirl wuts happind sew wii kin fynd halp fasts!
****peeks in****
oohhhh.. this is lubbley!
Igor… can I haz a mangoe martoonie pleez?
***getz martoonie and leeves Igor big tip: a gifty cert fur humps ‘r us***
Igor u iz a treashur!!
PdB dont let this wun get awai!
(u mite want to top off teh moat a bit, if u getz my drift)
“humps ‘r us” FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!1 ROFLPIMP
OOOOOOH! Dis be fine honor, PdB. All bookpeeps & booklions be gr8tful to MOS for teh literasee wurks, 2.
Welkum home, Mary O’Spockn
Welkum home agen, Hooman O’ Cookie
*snags glass of champagne, hugs Igor, steals kisses frum all teh scientists.
Yeah, teh GH(wpoi) reelly wurks!
*leaves to continuing preparing for own departure.
uh, ohes, Prof. D’B, did Ai nawt menshun dat, habbing gottend teh rental lolefunts
fur Yvi’s partee erleer in teh week, Ai still has tehm lurking, and was ebbn naow lumbering up tew teh Mary O/CH wekom hoam partee…. ai gotted teh rental pachyderms at bargin basemunt prize, and cuz uv Asterid’s birfday, and awl teh otter attendant festibitteys, Ai brot dem alawng?
Ai is RILLY sawry fur teh potenshul damage dey may cawz….ooohh noes, dere goes wun NAOW….. teh lolefunt is tip-toeing but dey has sum pritty big toes. Tu big ebben fur teh toe truck….
ai onlee brot dem cuz ebberwun enjoyed dem sew mush at Yvi’s partee, Ai thot ebberwun obber heer wood awlzo lyke to ride teh lolefunts…. (wispurrs, dey nawt potty-traynd tu gud, Ai sawry ‘bowt dat….
Ennywayz, welkum hoem to ebberywun hoo’s been gawn, and ebben those hoo has nawt. Enjoy partee, sawry, gotta run, dat lolefunt’s in teh card catalog of teh libary rite naow….HEY, cut dat owt!!! (runs obber wif mahout hook, corraling lolefunts)
hey, teh sine did nawt say noes lolefunts….. oops, dere dey goes again, ennywun wunt a ride ona lolefunt? step rite up!!!!! Itz fwee!!
JCH4K does want ride!! I takes teh fotos!
ohai, Mary O! wekum hoam! Ai has teh kyoote dansin’ guise frum teh party
fur Yvi…well, Ai hads 4 uv dem, but 2 uv dem dun run owf wif sumwun frum
partee, and Ai wunt menshun enny naymes, but ennyway, dese too kyoote
dansin guise taykes manny fotos wif mai digital camra…dey be pritty gud.
sew, if yuse wunts tu ride on lolefunts, dere’s a howdah waiting fur yu!
step rite up!!! Teh kyoote dansin gui will take yur pixshure!
Teh lolefunts lubs kittehs, tu!
See! Dis wun is hunkering down sew yu can step up on his leg and get on
howdah. Has a nize ride!!!! WHEEEEE!!!!!!
uh ohes. i are feelin see sik…
me! oh, me!! ai has always wanted to ride a elolophant. we can takes tehm out on the lawn of teh Laboratories…
oh, dats a gud idee, Dr. Phil (oh, izzat yu? lubs yur sho)
heer……(guides lolefunt wif hook, nawt tu hurt, to directshun dem) we tayk dem
tu teh lawn areeuh….mush bedder, lyke Ai sed, lolefunts fun, but nawt howse
trained…..
gud fertilizer fur teh D’Beeker Labs Lawn, tho…. (grin)
But dems mite yoose the lawn ob teh Laboritories faw a Lolophant Lavoritory
Mynd ware yew walk ebreewun!!*
But den I spose yoo cud use teh produkts faw a biiiig axspearmint? Teehee!!!
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*Whoops!! Neerly stept in dat wun.
we’ve bin jest a littul bloo withowt y’all on ICHC, Mary O & Cookie’s H, so i baked a littul blooberry pi n we can eets teh blues away. Welcome back!