thermostat cat iz not maed uv monies put on a swetter
heer. u can borroe mai swetterz.
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But Mooooommmmmm – Iz cold!
Ohai, Sophie, Iz yu nu heerz? Semez we iz hab a tie. Yu bin tu tybuteak?We goze tugevvur nd getz wutebbur owr liddul hartz dezirez. If ne buddeez shoze up we kin du da sing nd danzingz. Wut yu liekz fur doze?
Iz uzuly a lurker – luks at pix and the comments ebery dai. I juz lukky tudai, I gess. I wud luv to sing n danzingz wif u. U pik song n I danz along.
Hai! Well, heers elebenty delurking-sized cheezburgers wiv added catnip.
O hai, sophie. Hao nice to meet yoo. We were awl lurkerz wunz upon a time, too, yoo know.
Ai hav browt fur yoo wun ov ar favoriet songs. Ebreebuddee needs to lissen to it – an tehn dans around liek crazeee – singing
Cat!! I’m a kitty cat! and I dans dans dans, and I dans dans dans!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4zvJNXbdI
ohai, Janet. That wuz surtinly wrthwile tu se. Ai will sendit tu mai kitziz.
Ai jus cee dis for nawt sekond time! Ai lold and danz adn lold sum moor!
I wuz a lurker once, den i maed a fyoo commints, den i stopped maeking da comments, den i disappeared, and now I iz back!
I will dans dans dans like onli a sensible cat can for yoar nawtseccond tieing parti. I will also dans for the Lurkers owt der who maek comints sumtiems.
Fingerdansin engaged in 3, 2, 1…
Way to go sophie!!!
Haz yoo been tew da Ty booteek wiv gmwgs yet?
Gibbocat,teh purrprioter, keeps it well stokked wiv whatever yoo cud ebber be wantin-He haz teh nootrishuss lawleepops too.An ob corse,yew muss haz a Ty.
*rustle rustle rustle*
Lookee heer.Heer iz a luffly bloo silky ty wib kitteh paw prints awn it.Matches yaw abatar I finkso.
*hands Ty tew sophie*
Tanks soo much! I’z blushin cuz a awl the attenshun.
feel teh lurve!!
Yipez! Itz 90 degreez in heer tuday.
Intrestin tahe we getz dis wen we akshul haz a heet wabe goin awn.
Ohai gmwgs
!!!
Conhotulayshuns awn yaw ty wiv sophie
Haz yew gots a sillbrayshun in mynd?
Haow abowt Show pangz 3 minut walz? Ebbreefing iz slowur naow, yu noze.
Shood be sumtin to getz us to muv lots an warms up, I tink.
Dis otter warm ebberybuddy up!!!!
♫♪
Wiiz habbin a heet wave,
A tropikkle heet wave.
Deh tempicherez rizin,
it izn’t sirprizin
she sertinlee kan kac-kan.
.
She started a heet wave
Bai lettin her seet wave
In such a way that
Teh kustumers say taht
She sertinlee kan kan-kan.
Egzlent choys, cween. fankz. iz ebbreebuddeez hab a gud tiem tudai? Semez liek nawt tu menny peepz arownd tu plai rite naow.
Oh, yeh! Ai furgotz! Iz akshul mai nawt secund nawtsecund. must be bcuz ub peepz being elswarez.
Den In honner ob dis I finkso yew shall be awarded a Tybooteek speshul
bobbil heddid cat statchoo.
*Hands gmwgs a shinee statchoo wib teh wobbly hed an odd cullered eyes*
yay! juss wut ai awlwaiz wanted! oh, iz so shinee!
wun eye iz bloo nd wun iz grene leik romeow’z
*blink blink*
*bob bob*
is becus yew are teh fastist tewday!! congrats!!
an in yer honer “Heat Wave” by Martha and the Vandellas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8gYCcsEqps
shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your bootie
bootie!!
Akshul: thrmstat sez 72 ina hauws nd Ai felez cowld. owtsied wun sez 100. cud akshul stand tu warm up sum wif da dans.
no heet wabe here!
Juss wayte—yoor tern wil come! Last weke wuz 50s F degrees, dis weke wee hab teh 90s!
yr rite, dey say it be in teh 80s dis weekend………
yew yakimanians gets teh hotter!! pleh! not want…. sebenty’ish is teh perfect 4 me!!
“Yakimanians” lubz it! oar haow abowt Yakimaniacs? Jamamamamama, iz yu in Seaddle? wut part?
Auburn (werk in Renton, live in Auburn, drive thru Kent) eastsider!
Mai dorturz frenz ar in Renton. She lib bai Grene Laik. Iz fiting abowt propty takzez. Dey raze rele hi awn hur owld hause ware iz nawt eben a garaj.she finkz deay nawt wantz ennybuddiez but yuppy tipez, no minorities oar wurk at hoamurz.
aiz in See-addul tu!!!!!!!!!
Wurk awn cap hill, libz in da wes see-addul!
an it iz WARM todai, and to beh HAWT tomarra!
Hmm, Washigton is cold and wet ennyways, kinda like TTI. I go to LaCebter ebbry year to visit mah friend. Is fun
No, nawt awl ob Washington. Wunce yoo gett ober teh crashcades, it’s teh dri. Yakima iz akchully dezert, ecksept foar teh irri–eara–H2O frum teh storidje-playce. An Yakimaniacs iz hao wee cawl owrselbs!
Dems weddermans dooin it bakkerds heer-Singed skin fer a week-den *whispurrs* I putted mah heetin bak awn tewdai
Yis, ai luk at da wevvur nd sede yu wur koolur dis weke agan. Ai jus trun awf da hete dis weke. We getting redy fur hawt dry sumur. nawt enuf snoze ina mountingz tu run daown so wil prolly be habbing fyerz nd smoak nd bad air awl sumur. Hilz ar brown nd so iz sky.
ai sind u rane frum mailand (mary-land). it rain most daze dis weak.
creaks adn ribberz adn dranez oberfloes adn gras sew whet ai kant
cut! iz kewl tu. anqles and neez creak tu. iz ok, son shien laeter.
Elebenty digrease? Centepedegrade, Foreignheight, Kelvin or Kitteh?
Foreignheight! hee hee hee.
Hmmmm. Tihs TV berry small. Hao duz yoo terns it on?
Is onlee fer watching deh mini-sereez.
*snerk*
Akshullee dis b rownd 7 uv thermostat warz.
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Rownd 1: Dadcat sets temp.
Rownd 2: No.1Kidcat too cold, readjusts temp. Furnace kumz on.
Rownd 3: Momcat too hot, readjusts temp. Airkundishner kumz on.
Rownd 4: No.2Kidcat too cold, readjusts temp. Airkundishner off.
Rownd 5: Momcat too hot, readjusts temp. Airkundishner kumz on.
Rownd 6: No.1Kidcat too cold, readjusts temp. Furnace kumz on.
Rownd 7: Dadcat kumz home, turnz awl off and opunz winderz.
Up tu rownd 7 sownz liek da lektrik blankee fing wen itz awn da rong sied.
Rownd 8: No.3Kidcat luvz sownd of mashines and hotwirez the furnace, airkundishner and dishwasher tu be on all the thyme.
Rownd 8: teh fuziz blowz
Awrite, stop aircondishunning da nayborhood. An stop wid da Hollywood showrz
was gonna say.. thermostat cat sounds just like my dad!
Mummah lawjik: AI is coeld – YU go puddawn a swedder
Ohai, Amber, Ai fawt it wuz cawld a jumper, oar iz difrent stile? Butuns oar nawt butunz?
swedder, jumpah, pullober, wolly; tehy is awl teh saym. But a cardy is awlwais an oenlee a cardy
Fankz. dint no Wolly nd dint no cardy cud be jus cardy, nawt cardy gan. Iz lurning su muxh heer ebbreedai.
“Wully” is kwite old-fashunned an prolly Norvern – Tidmum, Jimmba, SJ; do yu kno “wully”?
Yeppers.
Woolly Pully
Pullover
Cardigan/Cardy
Tank Top
Jersey
Gurnsey
Jumper
Sweater
Tehrs prolly moar buts I r medikated up tew dah eyballz an I finkso der
be a fuzzy nitted item rown mah branezez. O.o
oh, TM , wutz got yu neding medz? Yu bez felingz bettur. du yu nedez moar dan the parrotseed stuffz?
We can has a hole stile sho wif awl doze garmintz. But so fur, dere’s nuffing awn da bottomz. hmmm? floofy nickurz , ub corse, but wut els?
That’s a doozy of a screen name, by the way, but I think I’ve got it parsed… grandma wears green shoes?
{{{{{teho}}}}}} zaklee! Mai #2 dortur gibz me grene shuze fur crismus nd ai fawt it wuz funny.(clog style);)
*gasp* nawt teh crocodoodledoos?!
iz laik dis wuns? (dis teh closest ai cud find 4 yew……….gmwgs)
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1148240
No, iz swayd nd toez iz clozed. Mai slipurz lukz awlmoast da saim but shepeskinz wullynes insied.
dat’s a verrie kyoot kitteh jamamakitty!
psst…u can vote at teh top ov teh pikshur, iffs u wants to.
Iz teh onwee burgers we gots enny moar.
Anudder grate pik, Jamamakitty!
ai cannot take credit eben 4 teh capshun…… jus sab teh pikshur and den upload it onna lol builder………… mos ob teh odders ai was abel to recapshun. ai rilly like wut dey did wif dat.
rilly was jus lookin for sumthin for gmwgs for her nawt second nawt second….. but fanks inniwai
I waked up at deff O’clok dis mornin habbin a nastee lerjik reakshun tew sumfink Dunno wot. Teh baad hives an lobster skins an eeeetcy feets an finners:shock:
I iz taykin teh parrotseeds,an teh mega strenf auntyhistameens an
stuff.I gunna chop mah pointee endz orf I finkso-I has broosed mahsef skitchin an itchin.Pleh!
Yu cud dowse yurseff in caroline loshun…
Doo yoo fink she wud mynd?
du yu hab Aveno products there? Iz maid wif otemelez nd iz sooving.
Aspiring nd pensillinz gibz me hives. haop yu kin slepe wen itz tiem. Iz offal tu be skirm arown traing tu getz cumfy.
ooh Ai has teh penny sillin allurgy too!
Ooo I lurves teh Aveeno! If its reely bad Tidmum try the Aveeno baff.
If u doesn’t hav it in TTI… U can put some oatmeel in a fud prosessor, grind it to fine and itz the same thing.
Halped me a lot wif a bad poysin ivee reackshun.
yup… ai had it wehn ai had teh chikkin pox as a kitten, thot mai mom an dadcat were givin me a baff in oatmeal!!! Nawt far from teh trufs.
Rite, but it duz maik a bad mes ina baftub. {{{{{leeza-b}}}}}} Ware yu libz? heer we hab “poysin Oak” (Calif) nawwt ivy. Plant iz difrent but Iz da saim bad ichynes.:(
lol Dis memembers me uv de tyme mai mommeh tole me to take a baff in oatmeal to help mah skin wit plehhy liddel rash reakshun. Ai tuk de baf in oatmeal adn brokeded owt in hives wit contact allergy. De tx wurse dan de dx!
Mist a sentenz.
Ai hopes yu feel better soon, Tidmum!
Fankyoo MelONyx.
Beree sleepy nao. tryin nawt tew itch an skritch, but Iz teh Hard!!
Mebee u can use a cotton ball to scratch wif, so u doan brake teh skin?
Sowy, tidmum
Ohai Romeow.
*sigh* still awake buts mah boddee wunt let me sleep.
I feelin Pleh!
I try teh cottun wull an see if it halps.Fanksyoo fur teh advyce.
ai fink yew need teh scotch or sum udder medicinal ointmintz…………….
ai fink yew need teh scotch or {{{hic}}} wutebber………. noes i hazznt had inny……
Tidmum, I fink Dr. Jamamakitty iz rite.
Awl alkoholl iz gud fur teh itchies. I juss had a glass ov wine, and I’m nawt itchee. Tell me ware I’m rong.
.
U hab mah simpafees. Itchees r no fun at awl – speshully wen it’s cuming frum teh inside, like a lergic reaction. Mebees teh antihisstameens will knock u owt and tomorrow u will b gud as noo? I’ll keep gud fots.
Bottum clobes can be:
Apple catcher nikkers
Biig nikkers
Cheezwire nikkers
D..
Drors
Grannee nikkers
HYUJ pants” Donut cawl tehm “breefs” cus “breef” tehy is nawt!
I…
Iron Clad pants
Jaksiee cuvvers
Knickers-green floofy oar bloo floofy
L..
Lingeree – nawt taht tehy linger for lawng….
M…
Mergency drawers-kept in hambag
Nawtee unnerwares
Old holey nikkers
P..
Pantz!
Qite nice niks
Rilly nice niks!!
S…
Silky fronsh nikkers
Trowser pants
Unnercrakkers
V..
Victoria’s Secret
Wully thurmulz,
Xtra warm
Zephyr flotee fingz
But dey awl semez tu be undurwaringz, nawt wut yu cud go tu town in.
Hay — y’all skipped teh “F.”
FRUs, ob coars.
Verree frillee undees
Wide-leggers
Xtra comfee flannelly things
Y Frunts!!!
Yu warez dat kiend? ai fink maibe ai did wun tiem wen wuz awn bakashun oar sumfing nd rund owt ub clene cloz. hee hee
Bloomers!!!!
I has sum pretenshus yuppie aquaints fum welfy Greenich Ct. dat are mush too refined to ware sweaters, so dey wares perspirers
hay, sol, itz abowt tiem yur puttin in yur 2 scentz wrth
Ai will aksept “jursey”
“Gurnsey” is moer pacific Ai tink, lyk “Fayryle” – is a sertin typ ob lawng-sleeved nittid garmunt.
Tank top is sleevLESS an so cannut be incloooded in teh list
An a cardy is still a cardy
Nittin pikkin r yoo?
Cardy can be ……………Cardiganza…*Tidmum runs awai shreekin wib laffter lukkin ober her showlder to see Ambercat chasin wib a gyunt pare ob nittin needlols*……..
Yahbut “cardy” is teh abbreeeeamayshn ob “cardigun” – tehre is no odder sinnonim.
Duz yoo wanna tell mah Muvver dat?
Gowon I darez yah!! Heehee!1!
Yeah, Ai’s will go hedtohed win Mrs Tidmum snr!
Well,Yoo iz wun brave laydee!! I wudnt do dat awn a good day wib teh hole rmy an a strong wind behine me. *Sniff Sniff..* sumwun parped?
has it waffted ober form teh larst pic?
Prolly….* Sidles orf whistlin an waftin….*
Nd Ai fawt Jersey nd Gurnsey wuz bredez ub caowz. did hab a nabur dog naim jersey. wuz a naiz yelo lab gurl.
Dis b a berry edumakashunel plais.
mai mamakitty wud jus crawl under teh cubbers!
And mai mama wud leeb teh bed unmaid so she cud hab da saim dreme wen she crawl bak in.
Sew dats why i duz dat too!!
ai new der was a raison ai did dat!!
Ai lyks to ayr teh bed – is moer helfy – Ai frows to cuvvers awn teh floor an leevs tehm tehre awl dai!
ownlee problum iz mai flor iz tu durty. nd ai pulz up da cubbur so naw hab cathare awn ebbreefingz., jus da tawp nd shaik it orf. bak ona flor.:lol:
wun ob dese days deyre gunna haul me awai…………. ai sit at mai desk an chuckle tew maiself…….. not sew bad win no one is around…… but wen dai walk by an here i am laffin tew maiself dey gots tew wunder!!
ICHC is gud Funnehs
Mah fambly finkso I lost it. Ebree tyme teh doorbell dings i fink to sef”Dems cummin tew tayke me awai Haha!!!
hehe
ai been loling unner mah bref, an teh Fedex guy juss aksed meh if ai wer ok…
XD
he’s gon nao, sos ai can lol alowd!
O hai, cSmall! ar yoo still heer? And hav yoo, with awl yur costyooming eggsperience – eber scene teh floofee (furree? fuzzee?) green nikers?
an – we may bee putting awn a sho heer soon. Lotz ov peeple want to. Ar yoo still up fur doing the costyooms??
Ai’m nawt shur lbc ebber recovered frum taht byootful blak spandex outift yoo maed fur her fur “Teh Thrilling Reskew.”
Wuz in the nyewz uvvur nite abowt haow muxh tiem wuz spent awnlion bai Calif. gubmint imployz. dint menshun ichc but takzpayrz mite be mad. Ai dunt hab tu wury abowt ennybuddy taiking me awai. Ai’m orf awl aloan in mai bedrume. Nawt eben catz in heer tudai. Dey liekz awn mai bed in a sunbeme
oooh….Cardee iz mai b/f faburit – warz wun at wurk….dey all call him Mistur Rawgurz cuz uf it!!!!!
Ai liks da poolober.
Kangaroos crossed wiv sheep onli ever put on a wooly jumper.
I was just coming in here to post this very thing. This sounds like my mother. “I’m cold. Go put on a sweater.”
Mom, Iz hungee.
Hab an applol.
Iz nawt hungee fur DAT!
R we sistahs?
Hmmmn..Grill,Roast or Fry? Desizhunz Desizhunz…….
If I press this thingie will gushie fudz appear?
Yes. Der’s a menu on der tabul that lists all kinds of gusi fuud and what number they are. Jus’ turn tu wat yu want an’ press.
It says itz set at [NN] so why duz it feels like [NN]??? (fill in blankz wif tempichurs of yr choyse.)
Also save enrgz an save da planetz so kittehs can take ovr!
Huh? Kittehs alreadi ruul planet. Nau dey want to take ova galaxi, so dey can rule elebenty billion worlds, all making cheezburgers.
Just don’t be puttin sweater on kittdh. I haz booutiful floofy coat, no want yer stoopy hats, kostumes or other kitteh cloths.
Agreed. Kitteh Floof beez a fing ob wonder an awsum win.
On kittehs. Ai doan wantz it.
But Ai’s got it! Ai has been librally coted wiv teh orinj furs ob Amber – she is teh verree jenerus wiv her furs!
Thermostat Cat must live in a different hemisphere. We’re opening windows here!
In Mini Soda??? Down heer in teh South ov Meeigan, we ar waring jackits today!
HAA HAA!!
[/nelsonvoice]
:p
If onlee I had oppossabul thumbs!
Then I wud show these hoomins how to conserves teh energees! It is intyrelee too hawt in heer. They shud grow a fur coat if they is cold.
**hollers to hoomins**
Wen u haz a howse uv yer own, then u can sets it however u likes!
Kitteh – u has da fur cote 2 keep u warm. Ai no has fur cote, sew ai’m colde.
it colde in heer!!!!
Sumwun getz meh teh snorgle snorkel — aiz goin in!
…
Dis kitteh be havin teh moastest byootiful silky-lukkin fur!!!
Hidez in yur blak sat in shetez ona bed. Nebbur fined hur.
Oh yes. This kitteh luks exactlee liek my Thelma.
My spoiled rotten kitteh, u r lukkin at hur twin!
Awwwww! Taht is wun verree prittee kittee!!
Iz nofare –thermostat cat haz furrii kote.
And turn off those lights!
You think I only the electric company too!
Kitteh bees soe hawt, her can nawt waiyt tu turns awn aire-cundishomer;
Butt az suune az her duz, husbin wil sez;
“Noes, noes, noes; Ai’m cowld; weez gunna freeyze!!!!
Her wil waiyt untyl husbin goez aowtsyde oar onna pyuter;
Tehn her wil sneekx up tu teh thurmostet thingee adn turnnit awn.
Wen husbin cums bak, abov situamahun wil okkur awl oaver agen.
(Wel, her wuz kool foar a liddle whil;
naow her wil hasta fan herseylfe oar stan inna frunt ov refrigamator untyle husbin leevs agin)
Ai jus notissd. Dere’s a “Holiday Jack” antenna ball to teh kitteh’s rite sied.
o hai Nightshayde! Did ai see on uvver tread dat yu also on de meds today? Under de wevver tu?
Yup yup. Wii haz a cold goin thru teh howse. It got mai huzbin nawt sekkund. Den it got our 4-year-old liddul gurl. Den it got mii. Nao it haz mah Momkat. Iz nawt danjerus — jus annoying. But ai alsew has teh migrayne (pleh) at teh saem tiem. Nawt sew grate, akchully.
Wii will awl be fien — jus gonna taek a fyoo daiz.
Yew is habing teh wevver on top uv yew too?
Not dis week! Mai bebbeh gurl (13) had de strep last week. Waz de pleh. Her & bebbeh boi r hardlee ebber under wevver, so dey r de ggrrrrummmpppeeeee wen it happenz. Zo far, zo gut!
*Luks arown fur wud to nox on, sighs, adn – *boink* boink* boink* on herz hed*
*grumbles 2 self*
Stoopy medal & glassy stuffs.
Iz ok. Ai jus nokked on teh wud under mah desk foar yew.
…
One of Mom’s friends is just getting over strep. Thank CC we didn’t have to deal with THAT. Just an annoying cold, but nothing for which a doctor visit has been required (*knocking wood again*).
Aaargh — werdpretzel eeted mai reply. *grumble*
Ai nokked on teh wud foar yew — so yew doan haz to werry.
Ai furgot to menshun teh krampz tew. *sigh* Ai iz a mess dis week.
Dis purty kitteh is just lyke my sweet and much-mizzed Puffy.
LOVE IT
{{{{{{{{{{Daphne}}}}}}}}}}}
Ohai ebryone.
This kitteh is moi Bubbas twin. I loves it too
dis 1 kitteh a lot schmarter then mah two tenuts. day be killing me on da heatin’ bill…
how do i turns up da sunbeams? I needs to warm mai hairbalz.
Da winz, uz broughted it
that kitty looks exactly like mine……
onli mi kitty is wwwaaayyyy fatter!