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ur littel meez iz quite da talkr.
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Pure Sonlight, nawt teh rainbow…
mai mini-mes poop rainbowz
Gud morning! May ai pleez hang mai poster heer? Yes, yoo say?
Thank yoo!!
MAY AI HAVE YUR ATTEHSHUN PLEEZ>/b>
We ar having a partee to welcom ar deer Mary O’ Spockn hoem frum Peru!!!
DATE: Wednesday, 14 May 08.
TIME: 6AM ICHC time/aka teh Third Pikchure ov teh Day/aka 12 Noon EST
PLACE: RITE HEER!!
DRESS: Casual
Bring cards oar refreshments (potluck) - or just yurselves. Awl ar welcome!!!
And bring sum smilez.
Ai has to miss teh partee becuz dis is mai day to werk at teh hospistals, but ai wants to add anudder “Welcome Home!” to bofe Mary O an Cookie’s Human. We has missded yew bofe.
Has a wunnerful partee! Ai’ll be finkin of y’awl.
I wud luv 2 cum 2 teh partee. Wich LOL iz it goin 2 be on?
An Elfie!! Ai herd about yur “A!!” In teh jenetix! Taht is reelee just wunderful!!
o fankoo Janet!!
I still has a happi. 
I wunnid to go hugz mai teechur, but ai not gittid a chanss to do dat. She nawt a persun dat mennie peepul hugz, I fink. I don’ fink she bees in hur offiss tho, now dat skolz owt.
I’s tryin to pax mai drawying supplyze nao, iz varee hard foar doingz, kuz ai haz teh OCD nitpikkee abowt it… an apparintlee ai haz mennie mennie moar drawyng supplyze den teh Staepulz stoar. O.O Dey nawt fit in wun bawx. nao it taek meh a zillyin yeerz to divid dem up prawpurlee amung multypul bawxis.
Ai maek priddy gud usingz ov teh drawyingz supplyze, tho - I drawz kinna priddy chartz0rz and suchlaik. I fink maebee iffn’ I wunnid, I kud drawz0rz teh texbuk illystraeshunz. or somefing. Mai artz, dey ar nawt profezhunil or nuffin…. but dey varee priddy.
Awlwaiz keeps teh dreemz, Elfi… dey canna cum tru iffin U 4getz abowt dem. U alsew ritez pritty gud 2, U noa… Ynawt rite texbuk wif illystaeshunz? Mai beeg bruvvor menny, menny yrs ago, maed silli pixs 4 mii 2 halp ‘memer bio stuf… stil ‘member, an stil laff : Pair-ub-meeciummz, German Meezlez (warin Pikle halb), beri silli…butz Aye stil haz dem en mii hed, see? If larnin gibs teh kitteh teh smile, house rong ken dat B?
Yesh, Elfie: yuu shud rite buuk adn illoostrayte iyt; tehn geddit publysheded.
Tehn wen yuu geyts riches adn faymuss, weez cud bragg bowt yuu becuz yuu iys a celibrittee; adn weez cud sez weez knoed yuu wen…….
♥
wun uv teh things ai luk foar inna textbuk is teh illerstrashuns- do tehy sho teh consepts? haow eezy issit to misunderstand teh picshures? duz teh illerstrashuns has capshuns? den ai luk at werds an see iffn ai kin unnerstand tehm wen aize ded tired. dats a gud textbuk.
LOLZ! Mai kittehz, dey halpz meh wif prezzentaeshunz abowt stuf. Maebe I write a baysik buuk, wif mai kitiz bein’ halpfolz. *lol*
I maekd a prezentaeshun abowt SpinoCerebellar Ataxia … kinda thruout teh sliedz, der wuz mai Serenity (Squeezle) sayin, “you made that word up!! What’s that mean!?!” (I traenzlaetid hur to regalur inglizh, see, kuz nobudee unnerstanz kitteh…
She sayz fings laik, “Ok no really, what’s an oligodendrocyte??” Den wun ov teh othur kitiz wud axplaen “It’s a myelinating cell in the central nervous system” and it would be up on the slide but I’d not rilly reed dat part, juz der foar remyndur if peepz forgit.
If’n any of the awdience appree…aprish…liked the way you presented the subject matter, that would be a good indication of talent in textbooking (is tht a word?). Anybody can write down a list of facts and blame the reeders for not picking it up. The ones who can preesent it such as can be read/understood/remembered are few and very far between!
Ya might want to look into something like this. Srsly.
Well, iz not a rainbow, but iz a start!
@@@@ GMTA!!!
Gud Mawnin’ Andrea
Wut wud U du 4 ah Klondike?
War my choclate?
It doan smell liek choklit.
XD
Aye Captain, no signs of Klingons in this sector.
No whales, but there be bears, Captain.
spock: captain, ur ass is no longer a constant
I’ll have to bear that in mind, Mr Spock. Good observation.
ice. ice. baby. (no lip sinks, tho)
These are not the ‘rrhoids you’re looking for.
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U juss scored a remote hit on Mr. Pjammie… iz sittin on bed wif hed en hiz hanz.
*ROTFL!!* That’s awesome!!!
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LOL!!
Mom’s wrong Daddy, you don’t speak out your butt.
‘cept da okkaezhinul trumpit noysis. dat moar lyk singin’ enniewae.
is dare a bare in YOR baysmint?
Does dis fur maek mai buttz look big?
tihs bees foar Shaungrl!!!!
Pleez tu splain tu meh, Werd Pretzull, haow iyt gawt tu be LAST!!!
Naow iyt iys nawt last: WP playeing hed gamez wif meh!!!
if yew find yer commint in wrong place, refresh and it just might go wair yew wants………… sometimes the nesting puts things further down… :boo:
Dat happnd 2 meh wunce.
baby bear: “Is I a little pain in the butt sometimes?”
Momma Bear: “Ursa Major one.”
VERY nice one!! *giggles*
Aye wud liek 2 greyshussly step down frum “Nawt Seccund” en onner ub Mr. Dill. Aye wuz onli fass en teh keybord, butt nawt on teh brane. Taht man iz shootin frum teh hip dis mawnin.@@@@@@@
mange tak
Win!
ur farts do smells nice.
By Polar bear
“But when do yu start poopin’ bottlz of coke???”
Affer teh check arrives.
Then there will be a direct deposit.
Will dey be iced down? Dat was an alimentary question, you unnerstandz.
… but why is it redundant to say you are smart and ass toot?
sumbuddy stop him before he puns again !!1!!
butt wii iz recordin dis 4 posteriorT !!!
all teh moar reason to rectify the sichuashun
*heddesk*
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Onli sounz iz wimpurrz & grownz cummin frum unner desk….
smammie retreetz frum teh fray.
cud u giv us an analogie, PdB?
Oh graet
I gotta spen dis mornin lookin at mah mom’z butt
Mawm, why iz Ur tayl so tinee when Uz ar so big?
Hab u seen teh size ov mah paw, yung man?
lemme turn arownd an aisle tell yu teh storee.
wuns upon a taim, awl bares had lawng tales. den we met teh eskimoes, whu cawt lawts uv fishees. wun bare aksed teh eskimoes to shoe us hoaw to katch teh fishes. him toald teh bare to put himz tale down thru teh ice an wate foar teh nibbles. teh nibbles kame, but teh eskimo toald him to keep himz tale down tahre and katch even moar. taim past, an tehn teh bare figyured owt dat teh eskimo trickded him, so he tryed to pull himz tale owt, but it had frozen into a giant blok uv ice- so wen he tryed to pull himz tale owt, it brokded off. an datz wai ai has a short tale.
that are a beautimous storee
fanks fur sharing it wid us
Izzndat kinda laike a Kipling juzzo storee?
hmmmm, i don’t know if this moronishness is somehow growing on me, but some of the above comments are, incredibly, not 100% ridiculous.
Staiy wif us, areufkinserious, jes staiy wif us………
oar nawt!!! we wud hayte to bore yew